Late Show with David Letterman
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Overview
David Letterman uses mature humor to appeal to his audience in this weeknight series, which gets its music from a house band led by Paul Shaffer. Among the show's most-famous segments are the Top Ten List and Stupid Pet Tricks, the latter of which subsequently led to an additional recurring segment called Stupid Human Tricks.
Cast
David Letterman
Self - Host
Paul Shaffer
Self - Musical Director
Crew
- Writer: David Letterman
Seasons & episodes
Season 1 · 1993 · 219 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bill Murray, Tom Brokaw, Paul Newman, Billy Joel Tom Brokaw shows up to take back some NBC ""intellectual property;"" Dave shows off the renovated Ed Sullivan Theater and chats with Bill Murray. | 1993-08-30 | |
| 2 | Robin Williams, John Mellencamp, Jonathan Estrata Dave's worst moment on last night's debut: his fake tooth fell out (the video is repeated several times in slow motion); a four-year-old geography expert and ch… | 1993-08-31 | |
| 3 | Demi Moore, Bev Tanner, Spin Doctors A very pregnant Demi Moore is given the honor of throwing the first pencil through the backdrop windows of the Late Show. | 1993-09-01 | |
| 4 | Martin Short, Cyndi Lauper The ghost of Ed Sullivan (who haunts Dave throughout the first week) introduces a plate spinner; Andy Dick makes his first appearance as ""Donnie, the CBS Page … | 1993-09-02 | |
| 5 | Debra Winger, Soul Asylum Dave has fun with a car phone, calling in bogus traffic reports to 1010 WINS radio; Casey Kasem presents ""Top Ten Favorite Numbers Between 1 and 10;"" after sh… | 1993-09-03 | |
| 6 | Richard Lewis, Shawn Bouroughs, Midnight Oil Dave continues pestering locals with the new hands-free car phone: WINS radio, a car wash, Dial-a-Mattress and Jackson Hole Restaurant, where he orders pancakes… | 1993-09-06 | |
| 7 | Michael J. Fox, Rosie Perez | 1993-09-07 | |
| 8 | Al Gore, Kim Basinger, Chris Isaak | 1993-09-08 | |
| 9 | Ellen Barkin, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Lenny Kravitz Dave takes a cab to help out at Yankee Stadium and later makes fun of Tony Randall; Lenny Kravitz performs ""Are You Gonna Go My Way."" | 1993-09-09 | |
| 10 | Siskel & Ebert, Robert Plant | 1993-09-10 | |
| 11 | Bruce Willis, Steven Wright | 1993-09-13 | |
| 12 | Paul Reiser, Mike Ditka, John Hiatt The Mars Observer crashes into the studio; Mike Ditka promotes ""NFL on NBC;"" John Hiatt performs ""Perfectly Good Guitar."" | 1993-09-14 | |
| 13 | Jeff Goldblum, Louie Anderson, Jerry Garcia & David Grisman Jerry Garcia sits in with the band; Dave makes several jokes at the expense of Yassir Arafat. | 1993-09-15 | |
| 14 | Bonnie Hunt, Latrisha Baldrick, Patti Smyth | 1993-09-16 | |
| 15 | Super Dave Osborne, Laura Dern, Stone Temple Pilots | 1993-09-17 | |
| 16 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Jim Abbot, Patty Scialfa | 1993-09-20 | |
| 17 | Robert Urich, Ellen Degeneres, Tim Tomasic David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave does part of the show from his ""house"" in Connecticut. | 1993-09-21 | |
| 18 | Tony Randall, Elizabeth Perkins, Aaron Neville | 1993-09-22 | |
| 19 | Mike Myers, John Kruk, Belinda Carlisle | 1993-09-23 | |
| 20 | Glenn Close, James Taylor | 1993-09-24 | |
| 21 | Matthew Broderick, Julie Krone, Neil Diamond | 1993-09-27 | |
| 22 | Jimmy Carter, Brett Butler, Daniel Boulud | 1993-09-28 | |
| 23 | Jerry Lewis, Sparky Mortimer, Rod Stewart Ed Sullivan's ghost introduces juggler ""Andy Head;"" Paul & the CBSO play Jerry Lewis out with the coda from Count Basie's ""April In Paris"" (a Lewis signatur… | 1993-09-29 | |
| 24 | Lily Tomlin, Adam Sandler, Mike Lupica | 1993-09-30 | |
| 25 | Andie MacDowell, Graham Parker, Bill Scheft | 1993-10-01 | |
| 26 | Sylvester Stallone, Melissa Etheridge, Janeane Garofalo Dave's high-rise buddy Meg Parsont (at a different building) makes her first and only appearance on CBS -- giving a description of her boyfriend Tony to a polic… | 1993-10-04 | |
| 27 | Isabella Rossellini, Bob Saget, Johnny Cash Johnny Cash sings ""Don't Take Your Guns to Town."" | 1993-10-05 | |
| 28 | Candice Bergen, John Mendoza Dave looks at new books for fall; Andy Dick returns as ""Donnie ... the CBS Page Who Likes to Suck Up."" | 1993-10-06 | |
| 29 | Don Rickles, Tracey Ullman, Johnny Cash | 1993-10-07 | |
| 30 | Connie Chung, Mary Chapin Carpenter ""Celebrities in the Audience"" makes its first appearance on the new show, as guests from previous shows are introduced in the crowd -- Glenn Close, Sylvester … | 1993-10-08 | |
| 31 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Matt Dillon | 1993-10-11 | |
| 32 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Howard Stern, Rosanne Cash | 1993-10-12 | |
| 33 | Kirstie Alley, Rick Ocasek, Jeff Colton | 1993-10-13 | |
| 34 | David Brenner, Gloria Estefan, Sean Young | 1993-10-14 | |
| 35 | Tom Arnold, Rich Hall, Jon Weiss | 1993-10-15 | |
| 36 | Dennis Miller, Tony Bennett, Sandra Bullock | 1993-10-18 | |
| 37 | David Steinberg, Emmylou Harris, Bo Jackson | 1993-10-19 | |
| 38 | Dan Rather, Penelope Ann Miller, Gin Blossoms | 1993-10-20 | |
| 39 | Bob Newhart, Guru, Chloe Disker | 1993-10-21 | |
| 40 | Martin Mull, The Pogues, Jean Louie | 1993-10-22 | |
| 41 | Sean Connery, Jake Johannsen, Fran Drescher | 1993-10-25 | |
| 42 | Phil Donahue, Art Garfunkel, Lenny Dykstra, Paul Molitor | 1993-10-26 | |
| 43 | Marv Albert, Cindy Crawford, Natalie Cole | 1993-10-27 | |
| 44 | George Foreman, INXS & Ray Charles | 1993-10-28 | |
| 45 | Martin Lawrence, Phil Collins | 1993-10-29 | |
| 46 | Jay Thomas, Squeeze, Martha Stewart | 1993-11-01 | |
| 47 | Terry Garr, Paul Simon | 1993-11-02 | |
| 48 | Mike Wallace, Jimmy Cliff, Faith Ford | 1993-11-03 | |
| 49 | Annie Potts, Natalie Merchant, Dorothy Nash Natalie Merchant - ""Because the Night"" | 1993-11-04 | |
| 50 | Tony Curtis, The Breeders, Calvin Trillian | 1993-11-05 | |
| 51 | Michael Keaton, Barbara Walters | 1993-11-08 | |
| 52 | Evander Holyfield, Phil Hartman, The BoDeans | 1993-11-09 | |
| 53 | Mary Tyler Moore, Jackson Browne, Rita Rudner Mary Tyler Moore treats Late Show viewers to a video clip of Dave from her 1978 variety show, ""Mary,"" in which she smashes a grapefruit in Dave's face. Also,… | 1993-11-10 | |
| 54 | Tom Selleck, Pete Townsend | 1993-11-11 | |
| 55 | Barry Bonds, Carol Kane, Living Colour | 1993-11-12 | |
| 56 | Sinbad, Trisha Yearwood, Charlie Sheen | 1993-11-15 | |
| 57 | Billy Crystal, Los Lobos | 1993-11-16 | |
| 58 | Stupid Human Tricks, Jon Lovitz, George Thoroughgood | 1993-11-17 | |
| 59 | Billy Connolly, Bob Dylan, Charles Kuralt | 1993-11-18 | |
| 60 | Dana Carvey, Meatloaf, Joan Cusak | 1993-11-19 | |
| 61 | Marilu Henner, Heart, Father Guido Sarducci ""Meet the Neighbors,"" conclusion: The outside cam goes to K & L's Rock America to see Mujibur Rahman and Sirajul Islam, and Dave has them round up Bart Dadon,… | 1993-11-22 | |
| 62 | Robert Klein, Cowboy Junkies, Bobby Knight | 1993-11-23 | |
| 63 | Bryant Gumbel, Taylor Dayne, Dave Attel | 1993-11-24 | |
| 64 | Penn & Teller, Dwight Yoakam, Gabriel Byrne Throughout the night, Calvert reports from the parade; as he does every year, Dave guesses what pies his mother made this Thanksgiving; Gabriel Byrne plugs ""Po… | 1993-11-25 | |
| 65 | Kelsey Grammar, Patrick Ewing, Warren Zevon | 1993-11-26 | |
| 66 | James Belushi, Carlene Carter, Lauren Holley In ""Bad Phone Call,"" Dave calls the father of Michelle Polikas to tell him she's living with Bob Howard. Also, Dave takes two suckers away from Angel the cam… | 1993-11-29 | |
| 67 | Robin Williams, Larry Johnson Mandy Patinkin drops by (along with Tony Randall), and asks for rehearsal time. Before Dave gets a chance to say no, Mandy and the CBS Orchestra perform a fully… | 1993-11-30 | |
| 68 | Sam Donaldson, Mike Myers, Nanci Griffith | 1993-12-01 | |
| 69 | Jeremy Irons, Bruce Hornsby Dave buys Paul a fake Rolex off the street; Chris Elliott is on hand for the world premiere of his surrealist art film ""The Traveling Poet."" | 1993-12-02 | |
| 70 | Charles Grodin, Bryan Adams, Jack Hannah | 1993-12-03 | |
| 71 | Sally Field, Carly Simon, Robert Duvall | 1993-12-13 | |
| 72 | Larry King, The Band, Kevin Pollack | 1993-12-14 | |
| 73 | Luciano Pavarotti, Marisa Tomei, Wayne Cotter | 1993-12-15 | |
| 74 | Tom Hanks, Gipsy Kings, Joan Plowright | 1993-12-16 | |
| 75 | Rush Limbaugh, Harry Connick Jr. Dave visits some handwriting analysts; Rush Limbaugh promotes his new book. | 1993-12-17 | |
| 76 | Whoopi Goldberg, Clint Black, John Witherspoon | 1993-12-20 | |
| 77 | Will Smith, The Lemonheads, Emmit Smith | 1993-12-21 | |
| 78 | Bob Costas, Toni Braxton, Debi Mazar | 1993-12-22 | |
| 79 | Dennis Franz, Mike Judge, Andy Williams | 1993-12-23 | |
| 80 | Joan Lunden, Ian Moore, Wendy Wasserstein | 1993-12-27 | |
| 81 | Jason Priestly, Terry Bradshaw, Norm MacDonald | 1993-12-28 | |
| 82 | Bonnie Hunt, Tony Toni Tone, Dennis Rogers Dave comments on FOX taking away CBS' NFL coverage; strongman Dennis ""Mighty Mite"" Rogers lifts weights. | 1993-12-29 | |
| 83 | Julia Roberts, Cracker, Wolfgang Puck | 1993-12-30 | |
| 84 | Rosanne and Tom Arnold, Jon Bon Jovi | 1993-12-31 | |
| 85 | Jane Pauley, Art Donavan | 1994-01-03 | |
| 86 | Beau Bridges, Sandra Bernhard, 4 Non Blondes | 1994-01-04 | |
| 87 | Rosie O'Donnell, Lou Reed, Neil Patrick Harris | 1994-01-05 | |
| 88 | Chris Elliot, Itzhak Perlman, Cokie Roberts Chris Elliott performs the title song from ""Cabaret;"" legendary violinist Itzhak Perlman follows with a rendition of ""Danse Espagnole."" After Perlman's per… | 1994-01-06 | |
| 89 | Martin Mull, Drew Carey, Dana Delany | 1994-01-07 | |
| 90 | Rudolph Giuliani, Faith Hill, Ricki Lake | 1994-01-10 | |
| 91 | Troy Aikman, Marilyn Horne, Jon Stewart The ghost of Ed Sullivan introduces trampoline star Tom Boleen; Troy Aikman throws footballs into cabs on Broadway, and later, from a trampoline. | 1994-01-11 | |
| 92 | Smothers Brothers, Indigo Girls, Sara McClendan | 1994-01-12 | |
| 93 | George Carlin, Urge Overkill, Jan Hooks George Carlin promotes his new sitcom; Calvert drops by as ""The Guy Who Thinks Dave's Name is Randy."" | 1994-01-13 | |
| 94 | Chevy Chase, George Miller, Halle Berry | 1994-01-14 | |
| 95 | Richard Harris, Taj Mahal & Etta James, David Spade | 1994-01-17 | |
| 96 | David Brenner, Travis Tritt, Madeline Stowe | 1994-01-18 | |
| 97 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville, Bruno Kirby Dave gets dragged by a cab; the cast of ""Cats"" runs into the Ed Sullivan Theater to take a bow. | 1994-01-19 | |
| 98 | Demi Moore, Willie Nelson & Shelby Lynne, Al Franken | 1994-01-20 | |
| 99 | Dan Rather, Dave Pirner & Victoria Williams, Brett Hull | 1994-01-21 | |
| 100 | Jimmy Johnson, Martin Lawrence, Concrete Blonde Concrete Blonde – ""Mexican Moon"" | 1994-01-31 | |
| 101 | Tom Brokaw, Julie Cavner, Joshua Catheson | 1994-02-01 | |
| 102 | Aidan Quinn, Crowded House, Michael Lamonaco Dave comments on the upcoming Winter Olympics in Norway; staff members Debbie Drimmer, Rick Scheckman and John Beckerman tell all about their vacations last wee… | 1994-02-02 | |
| 103 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Jerry Van Dyke | 1994-02-03 | |
| 104 | Ellen Barkin, Peter Frampton, Amanda Archaleta Peter Frampton sits in; Dave discusses Clinton's health care plan with a group of cab drivers; seven-year-old sheep handler Amanda Archiletta does an on-stage d… | 1994-02-04 | |
| 105 | Walter Cronkite, Natalie Merchant | 1994-02-07 | |
| 106 | Alec Baldwin, Blues Traveler, Norman Vaughn | 1994-02-08 | |
| 107 | Dan Aykroyd, Anna Klempsey, Peter Arnette | 1994-02-09 | |
| 108 | Siskel & Ebert, Daryl Hall, Muggsy Bogues | 1994-02-10 | |
| 109 | Steven Seagal, Salt N Peppa, Johnathan Soloman | 1994-02-11 | |
| 110 | Super Dave Osborne, Brad Privott | 1994-02-14 | |
| 111 | Richard Simmons James - ""Laid"" | 1994-02-15 | |
| 112 | Regis Philbin, Richard Thompson, Ben Stiller Throughout the night, champion canines from the Westminster Dog Show walk across the stage; Dorothy does a little shopping in Lillehammer. | 1994-02-16 | |
| 113 | Phil Hartman, George Benson, Michael Madsen Dorothy interviews Tommy Moe; Phil Hartman promotes Greedy. | 1994-02-17 | |
| 114 | Bebe Neuwirth, Jackson Browne David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave surveys residents of Scotch Plains, NJ about the Olympics; Bebe Neuwirth promotes ""Damn Yankees"" and her anticipated… | 1994-02-18 | |
| 115 | Sinbad, UB40, Luke Perry Dave proposes marriage on behalf of an audience member; UB40 performs ""Higher Ground."" | 1994-02-21 | |
| 116 | Marv Albert, Sinead O'Connor, Ricky Jay | 1994-02-22 | |
| 117 | Stupid Human Tricks, Wynonna Judd, Laurence Fishburne Two guys pretending to be Dave and Paul ice skate; Laurence Fishburne promotes Searching for Bobby Fischer. | 1994-02-23 | |
| 118 | Brett Butler, Linda Rondstat, Don Imus | 1994-02-24 | |
| 119 | Michael J. Fox, Spin Doctors & Roger Daltrey Dorothy recaps her two weeks in Lillehammer; Michael J. Fox promotes Greedy. | 1994-02-25 | |
| 120 | Gary Shandling, Sting, Nigel Mansell | 1994-02-28 | |
| 121 | Dan Jansen, Dennis Miller, Meatloaf | 1994-03-01 | |
| 122 | John Larroquette, Bonnie Raitt, Jerry Butler, & Ben E. King, Jennifer Jason Leigh | 1994-03-02 | |
| 123 | Geena Davis, Aerosmith | 1994-03-03 | |
| 124 | Anthony Hopkins, ZZ Top, Dennis Leary | 1994-03-04 | |
| 125 | Alan King, Aretha Franklin | 1994-03-14 | |
| 126 | Jay Thomas, Crash Test Dummies, Kevin Spacey | 1994-03-15 | |
| 127 | Richard Harris, Carol King, Ron Howard | 1994-03-16 | |
| 128 | Bill Cosby, Sheryl Crow Dave shows an anonymous gift (Jonathan Estrada, maybe?) of a block of cheese shaped like Oklahoma. Also, up-and-coming singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow performs "… | 1994-03-21 | |
| 129 | Diane Sawyer, John Michael Montgomery, Elle MacPherson Ten cabbies present the Top Ten; Diane Sawyer sneaks in footage of Dave from his weatherman days; Chris Elliott shows a clip from his new movie ""Poolside Ecsta… | 1994-03-22 | |
| 130 | Kevin Kline, Placido Domingo ""New Pharmaceuticals"" include ""Hot 'n' Spicy Tylenol,"" ""L'eggs Metal Pipe Resistant Pantyhose,"" and ""Nipsey's Own Anti-Bacterial Ointment."" Regis inter… | 1994-03-23 | |
| 131 | Bob Saget, Tori Amos, John Waters New York native Gurnek Basanti drives his cab into the theater; Dave devours an entire tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. | 1994-03-28 | |
| 132 | Thea Vidal, Stomp, Buck Henry Dave brags about the birth of his nephew; Buck Henry promotes his new book. | 1994-03-29 | |
| 133 | Martin Short, Sammy Hagar, Mary Stuart Masterson ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Get into the Hard Rock Cafe?"" Apparently, he can do it with ease, but ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Get into the Russian Tea Room?"" … | 1994-03-30 | |
| 134 | Madonna, Counting Crows Dave watches a live feed of himself watching the show at home while he's taping the show in the theater. Shots include toasting waffles, crying to Kenny Rogers … | 1994-03-31 | |
| 135 | Charles Grodin, Elvis Costello & The Attractions A day after Madonna arouses/grosses out the American viewing public by, among other things, offering Dave her underwear, Charles Grodin comes on the show tonigh… | 1994-04-01 | |
| 136 | Bob Uecker, Cheap Trick, Michael McKean Dave can't seem to remove his shoe, and with no shoehorn available, he runs outside and asks a cab driver to run over his foot. | 1994-04-04 | |
| 137 | Ted Koppel, Wynton Marsalis, Carrie Fisher | 1994-04-05 | |
| 138 | Andie MacDowell, Rich Hall, Matt Kramer Paul Newman jumps out of the audience, claiming to take a powder when he learns that Madonna won't be on. Instead, he walks across Broadway to see Cats. | 1994-04-06 | |
| 139 | Kirstie Alley, Boz Scaggs, Calvin Trillian Shortly after a baseball-themed Top Ten, Dave goes on a brief rant about how overpaid the players are. | 1994-04-07 | |
| 140 | Tom Brokaw, Blind Melon, Julie Brown Tonight marks the Late Show debut of ""The Strong Guy, the Fat Guy, the Genius,"" which pits three men of said traits against each other in various undertakings… | 1994-04-08 | |
| 141 | Don Rickles, Jeff Stearns, Liz Phair Mujibur and Sirajul make a visit to Mickey the barber, and they promptly receive free haircuts. Soon afterwards, Don Rickles goes in for a trim. Also, Liz Pha… | 1994-04-18 | |
| 142 | Jack Lemmon, Lyle Lovett & Al Green ""Rejected FDA Items"" include Medicated Pringles, Tic-Tacs with Real Ticks and Tacks, Deodorant with Raisins, Milk with Adjustable Dates, and Madonna Soap; Lyl… | 1994-04-19 | |
| 143 | Dennis Hopper, Jessye Norman, Uta Pippig During Mailbag, Dave discusses a certain much-publicized divorce with ""Roseanne Arnold"" (Gerard). Later, he chats with Boston Marathon winner Uta Pippig. | 1994-04-20 | |
| 144 | Ellen DeGeneres, Raquel Welch, Candlebox Dave names Jimmy Johnson as the new head coach of the show; Ellen DeGeneres promotes ""These Friends of Mine."" | 1994-04-21 | |
| 145 | Tom Snyder, Ray Liotta Future Dave lead-in Tom Snyder promotes his new (and ultimately doomed) Larry King-style cable talk show. | 1994-04-22 | |
| 146 | Father Guido Sarducci, Reba McEntire, Pierre Frene Dave notices an empty seat in the third row, so he brings in a guy from outside to fill it. | 1994-04-25 | |
| 147 | Joan Lunden, Gin Blossoms, Michael Moore Dave finds a stray blue card on his desk and returns it to Regis and Kathie Lee. Also, Gin Blossoms perform ""Hey Jealousy."" | 1994-04-26 | |
| 148 | Jerry Seinfeld, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Norm Abram Donny Osmond and Calvert star in the Late Show's version of the Menendez Brothers' life story. | 1994-04-27 | |
| 149 | Sissy Spacek, Bonnie Raitt, Daniel Low Dave tries to wake up and gets soaked with Gatorade; Tony Randall helps Mandy Patinkin practice a musical number; Dave ""grills"" seven-year-old hole expert Dan… | 1994-04-28 | |
| 150 | Joe Pesci, Randy Travis, Dan Wilkinson Dave harasses hotel doormen, and later he chats with NFL draft pick Dan Wilkinson. | 1994-04-29 | |
| 151 | Jerry Van Dyke, The Neville Brothers The outside cam heads to Times Square, during which Dave invites passerby Amy Butler in to co-host. Later in the show, Dave and Amy reflect on the wonderful we… | 1994-05-02 | |
| 152 | Robin Williams, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, Mark Leyner Dave gets a parking ticket; Robin Williams promotes ""Comic Relief VI."" | 1994-05-03 | |
| 153 | Mia Farrow, Tim McGraw, Jimmie Walker Throughout the night, we have an assortment of ""Happy Endings,"" providing a satisfying coda to unusual situations. Also, Dave shows a sample of the new ""Can… | 1994-05-04 | |
| 154 | Brett Butler, Rob Lowe, Sarah McLachlan Dave brings out 70 cases of Gatorade that were received after the stunt in Show #149. Later, he goes up to his office to watch the CBS Evening News. | 1994-05-05 | |
| 155 | Sharon Stone, Chris Farley Dave discusses politics with a bunch of cabbies; Chris Farley demonstrates his physically demanding comedy routine; Sharon Stone waltzes with one of the cabbies… | 1994-05-06 | |
| 156 | Billy Crystal, Ray Charles Dave takes his show to LA for the first time since 1985. Dave throws a pencil into a wading pool that's behind his desk, and a dog retrieves it. Dave then gets … | 1994-05-09 | |
| 157 | Michael Keaton, Angela Lansbury L.A., Day 2: Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda is seen gulping down Slim-Fast; Dodgers pitchers Orel Hershiser, Roger McDowell, Tom Candiotti and Jim Gott hurl fast… | 1994-05-10 | |
| 158 | James Cahn, David Copperfield, Julia Louis-Dreyfus LA, Day 3: Dave ends the show early, and then flies back to New York. Paul finds him working the cashier at K&L Rock America, so they bring Mujibur and Sirajul… | 1994-05-11 | |
| 159 | Candice Bergen, Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Magic Johnson L.A., Day 4: It's time for ""Los Angeles Souvenirs,"" including a Fabio Lawn Gnome, Record Industry Weasel Magazine, and a Honk-If-You've-Slept-with-Madonna bum… | 1994-05-12 | |
| 160 | Bette Midler, Traffic A very special guest presents the Top Ten (see recap); Bette Midler performs ""Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy."" | 1994-05-13 | |
| 161 | Heather Locklear, Travis Tritt, Harvey Pekar Travis Tritt performs ""Foolish Pride,"" while Harvey Pekar actually censors himself, much to Dave's chagrin. | 1994-05-16 | |
| 162 | Jeff Goldblum, Sonic Youth, James Carville Dave finally has his photos from LA developed, and an audience guys helps him display the photos on the Times Square Jumbotron. Later in the show, all of tonig… | 1994-05-17 | |
| 163 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Carol Burnett, Emmylou Harris It's time for more celebrities in the audience, including Michael J. Fox, Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Shaffer, Kathie Lee Gifford, and Bill Cobsy. Also, Carol Burnett… | 1994-05-18 | |
| 164 | Barbara Walters, Mariah Carey Dave quizzes the audience on last week's trip to LA. | 1994-05-19 | |
| 165 | Eddie Murphy, Tony Bennett, Wayne Cotter Dave freshens up by walking outside the theater, towards a hot dog vendor, and washing his face in the dirty hot dog water. Also, Creepy Dave drops by annoy Da… | 1994-05-20 | |
| 166 | Rick Moranis, Jimmy Buffett, Stefan Seville Dave makes another bad phone call for an audience member; Rick Moranis promotes The Flintstones, and his interview is interrupted by co-star John Goodman; Tony … | 1994-05-23 | |
| 167 | Woody Harrelson, Louie Anderson, Isaiah Thomas Dave is missing his opening ""billboard"" card with tonight's guests listed on them, so he leaves the theater, goes to the NBC Nightly News studio and gets it f… | 1994-05-24 | |
| 168 | Kevin Pollak, Chris Isaak, Jacques Pepin Dave finds a sports reporter from Indianapolis outside and invites him in; Dave launches ""Top Ten Plus,"" the quicker and more efficient Top Ten list; after Da… | 1994-05-25 | |
| 169 | Rosie O'Donnell, Laurie Morgan, Bronson Pinchot Jets take off at JFK Airport; Rosie O'Donnell promotes The Flintstones. | 1994-05-26 | |
| 170 | The Pretenders, Daniel Stern Dave helps Nancy Agostini find an apartment in the city; The Pretenders perform ""Night in My Veins."" | 1994-05-27 | |
| 171 | Reggie Miller, Spike Lee, Tony Randall, Tony Toni Tone Dave escorts the Stand-by Audience (all 40 of 'em) to a restaurant a few blocks away from the Ed Sullivan Theater. He later invites sailors in the audience to v… | 1994-06-06 | |
| 172 | Craig T. Nelson, David Sanborn, Al Unser Jr. Dave hands out ""Warning Label"" props to the audience; another ""CBS Special Report"" finds Alan Richardson reporting on his socks. | 1994-06-07 | |
| 173 | Mariel Hemmingway, George Miller, Mandy Patinkin Dave's coffee is cold, so he goes out and warms it himself with a taxi battery; George Miller comments on today's solar eclipse; Dave picks a dead fly off his s… | 1994-06-08 | |
| 174 | Macaulay Culkin, Randy Newman, Mona Frey An audience member plays a staged version of ""The Price is Right,"" and wins a can of flour. Also, Michael Buffer fills in for Billy Wendell, announcing tonig… | 1994-06-09 | |
| 175 | David Brenner, Johnny Cash, Keanu Reeves Mujibur and Sirajul begin their Coast-to-Coast Tour, leaving NYC on a private jet; Keanu Reeves promotes Speed; Dave interviews David Brenner about his new radi… | 1994-06-10 | |
| 176 | Jeremy Irons, Chris Rock, Hakeem Olajuwon On their first leg of the Coast-to-Coast Tour, Mujibur and Sirajul report from Niagra Falls, saluting the US flag. Paul says the idea ""looked great on paper.""… | 1994-06-13 | |
| 177 | Ted Danson, David Byrne, Carl Reiner Dave selects two audience members to receive tickets to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Marv Albert hands out the tickets and shows a hockey blooper. | 1994-06-14 | |
| 178 | Show #0178 Three members of the 1994 Stanley Cup Champion New York Rangers drop by, and later they let Morty take a picture of the Cup. | 1994-06-15 | |
| 179 | Jon Lovitz, Sandra Bullock, Spin Doctors Jon Lovitz laments the demise of ""The Critic;"" Sandra Bullock promotes Speed. | 1994-06-16 | |
| 180 | Teri Garr, Yes Stone Temple Pilots – ""Vasoline"" | 1994-06-23 | |
| 181 | Fran Drescher, Jack Palance, Seal | 1994-06-20 | |
| 182 | Dan Rather, Nicholas Turturro, Al Jarreau, Kathleen Battle | 1994-06-21 | |
| 183 | Julia Roberts, Stone Temple Pilots, Jake Johannsen After a technical error prevents it from being performed the previous night, Dave presents the rest of the ""NBA Finals Quiz."" Now feeling a little queasy due… | 1994-06-22 | |
| 184 | Howard Stern, Kate Nelligan, John Mellencamp John Mellencamp – ""Wild Night"" | 1994-06-24 | |
| 185 | Siskel & Ebert, Tom Jones, Sam Cassell, Trisha Yearwood On their latest stop, Mujibur and Sirajul get serenaded by Tom Jones in Las Vegas. Wondering who's been operating K&L Rock America while they've been gone, Dav… | 1994-06-27 | |
| 186 | Penelope Ann Miller, Barbara Streisand, Mary Matalin, Tori Amos Barbra Streisand walks on the set and gives Dave two tickets to her show at Radio City Music Hall. Dave gives them away to a woman in the audience. | 1994-06-28 | |
| 187 | Daniel Boulud, Helen Hunt, Green Day ""Coast to Coast with Mujibur and Sirajul"" -- tonight, they're fly-fishing in Madison Valley, Montana, with their teaching guide, Craig. | 1994-06-29 | |
| 188 | Siskel & Ebert, Andrea Martin, Indigo Girls In a spoof of Home Shopping Network, Dave sells ""Dave and Paul Collection Plates,"" giving out the phone number of head writer Rob Burnett. Also, Dave invites… | 1994-06-30 | |
| 189 | Connie Chung, Phil Collins | 1994-07-01 | |
| 190 | Neil Diamond, Richard Simmons Dave takes a cue card from Tony Mendez, re-reads a joke and then has the cue card passed around the audience. Later, Calvert DeForest dresses up as Barbra Stre… | 1994-07-04 | |
| 191 | Patrick Stewart, Ryan Cobb, Melissa Etheridge | 1994-07-05 | |
| 192 | Show #0192 Dave leaves the show after the monologue and heads upstairs to read Wresting Magazine with his face in a mud mask, and Paul retrieves him. Later, famed soccer … | 1994-07-06 | |
| 193 | Tom Hanks, Toad the Wet Sprocket The Runaway Camera is roaming the streets of New York City, getting squeegied, hit by a bike, down a manhole, running into Rupert Jee, and going into ""Cats"" a… | 1994-07-07 | |
| 194 | Harry Connick, Jr., Michael Lomonaco, Pete Sampras, Catherine O'Hara | 1994-07-08 | |
| 195 | Buzz Aldrin, Susan Sarandon, Midnight Oil Dave returns to outside the Today Show set and displays his sign: ""Happy 100th Birthday, Willard""; in honor of the 25th anniversary of the moon landing, we se… | 1994-07-18 | |
| 196 | Gary Sinise, Ricki Lake, Julio Iglesias Ricki Lake promotes her supporting role in the upcoming Cabin Boy; Gary Sinise plugs Forrest Gump. | 1994-07-19 | |
| 197 | Show #0197 ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Say Hello on a N. Y. C. Pay Phone?"" The answer? Mais oui! Also, one of the all-time great Stupid Pet Tricks makes a triumphant ret… | 1994-07-20 | |
| 198 | Show #0198 Cold opening: Kenny Rogers tells Dave when to hold ‘um and when to fold ‘um. Dave also stops the show midway through to just kick back in his chair and rel… | 1994-07-21 | |
| 199 | Show #0199 | 1994-07-22 | |
| 200 | Show #0200 Dave fills up a pothole outside the studio with joke cards; Jim Carrey's limo is towed away. | 1994-07-25 | |
| 201 | Show #0201 The pothole Dave filled up with blue joke cards the previous night is sealed by none other then Mayor Guiliani; the pothole is danced upon by several fabulous b… | 1994-07-26 | |
| 202 | Show #0202 A severed head perks out of the pothole; a doctor stands in the backdrop in case Dave suddenly becomes sick during the show; Sirajul asks a group of fishermen i… | 1994-07-27 | |
| 203 | Show #0203 Dave comments on Tony's cue card work, then makes a bad phone call for an audience member with mother issues. | 1994-07-28 | |
| 204 | Show #0204 | 1994-07-29 | |
| 205 | Show #0205 | 1994-08-01 | |
| 206 | Show #0206 Dave attends the Whitewater Hearings; up-and-coming starlet Cameron Diaz promotes ""The Mask""; Dave finally chats with Stevie Nicks (whose manager Dave critici… | 1994-08-02 | |
| 207 | Show #0207 The show is interrupted all night long by (bogus) CBS News special reports by anchor Alan Richardson, who sings, is beaten up by a bus driver, pitches Mountain … | 1994-08-03 | |
| 208 | Show #0208 After Dave sings a horrible rendition of ""Oklahoma,"" Paul demands to hear a better version. Soon after, John and Bonnie Raitt come on stage to show Dave how … | 1994-08-04 | |
| 209 | Show #0209 | 1994-08-05 | |
| 210 | Show #0210 Dave and model Inna Mirovich toss back some vodka. Later, Howard Stern admits that he had to drop out of the New York governor's race because he refused to rev… | 1994-08-08 | |
| 211 | Show #0211 | 1994-08-09 | |
| 212 | Show #0212 Dave looks at ""What's On Other Channels;"" the Smothers Brothers perform. | 1994-08-10 | |
| 213 | Show #0213 | 1994-08-11 | |
| 214 | Show #0214 | 1994-08-12 | |
| 215 | Show #0215 | 1994-08-15 | |
| 216 | Show #0216 Rupert brings soup to tonight's guests; Dave reflects on the Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley wedding. | 1994-08-16 | |
| 217 | Show #0217 | 1994-08-17 | |
| 218 | Show #0218 | 1994-08-18 | |
| 219 | Show #0219 | 1994-08-19 |
Season 2 · 1994 · 220 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Show #0220 | 1994-08-29 | |
| 2 | Show #0221 | 1994-08-30 | |
| 3 | Show #0222 | 1994-08-31 | |
| 4 | Show #0223 | 1994-09-01 | |
| 5 | Show #0224 | 1994-09-02 | |
| 6 | Show #0225 | 1994-09-05 | |
| 7 | Show #0226 Throughout the night, an audience woman from Brooklyn kicks footballs. | 1994-09-06 | |
| 8 | Show #0227 | 1994-09-07 | |
| 9 | Show #0228 | 1994-09-08 | |
| 10 | Show #0229 | 1994-09-09 | |
| 11 | Show #0230 | 1994-09-12 | |
| 12 | Show #0231 | 1994-09-13 | |
| 13 | Show #0232 | 1994-09-14 | |
| 14 | Show #0233 ""Dropping Stuff Off the 8th Floor Window"" includes: champagne bottles, confetti, a TV monitor, presidential plates, fluorescent tubes, and bowling balls into … | 1994-09-15 | |
| 15 | Show #0234 Dave comments on Robbie Kondor; a car alarm goes off outside the theater, so Dave goes outside and bombs the offending car; Chuck Berry sings ""Johnny B. Goode"… | 1994-09-16 | |
| 16 | Show #0235 Hal Gurnee harasses taxi drivers by posting their images on the Times Square jumbotron. | 1994-09-19 | |
| 17 | Show #0236 | 1994-09-20 | |
| 18 | Show #0237 An audience member gives Dave a tiny pair of pants; Gavin MacLeod pops in several times, interrupting the monologue and presenting the Top Ten. | 1994-09-21 | |
| 19 | Show #0238 John Popper sits in with the band; Bill Murray tours Broadway; Macaulay Culkin promotes ""Richie Rich."" | 1994-09-22 | |
| 20 | Show #0239 | 1994-09-23 | |
| 21 | Show #0240 | 1994-09-26 | |
| 22 | Show #0241 | 1994-09-27 | |
| 23 | Show #0242 | 1994-09-28 | |
| 24 | Show #0243 | 1994-09-29 | |
| 25 | Show #0244 | 1994-09-30 | |
| 26 | Show #0245 | 1994-10-03 | |
| 27 | Show #0246 | 1994-10-04 | |
| 28 | Show #0247 | 1994-10-05 | |
| 29 | Show #0248 | 1994-10-06 | |
| 30 | Show #0249 Tim Allen promotes his bestselling book, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man. | 1994-10-07 | |
| 31 | Show #0250 | 1994-10-10 | |
| 32 | Show #0251 | 1994-10-11 | |
| 33 | Show #0252 | 1994-10-12 | |
| 34 | Show #0253 | 1994-10-13 | |
| 35 | Show #0254 | 1994-10-14 | |
| 36 | Show #0255 | 1994-10-24 | |
| 37 | Show #0256 | 1994-10-25 | |
| 38 | Show #0257 Two standby audience folks named Jenya and Gary are sent to take food to Dan Rather, courtesy of Rupert. Later, Mike Judge discusses his hit MTV show ""Beavis … | 1994-10-26 | |
| 39 | Show #0258 | 1994-10-27 | |
| 40 | Show #0259 | 1994-10-28 | |
| 41 | Show #0260 Calvert goes trick-or-treating in Nutley, New Jersey (Martha Stewart's hometown); Lauren Bacall plugs ""Pret-a-Porter"" (Ready to Wear). | 1994-10-31 | |
| 42 | Show #0261 John Popper sits in; throughout the night, Mujibur and Sirajul appear as correspondents on Court TV; Elijah Wood plugs North. | 1994-11-01 | |
| 43 | Show #0262 | 1994-11-02 | |
| 44 | Show #0263 Dave gets freshened up by a street sweeper; Rupert serves ""Bill Clinton Soup."" | 1994-11-03 | |
| 45 | Show #0264 | 1994-11-04 | |
| 46 | Show #0265 | 1994-11-07 | |
| 47 | Show #0266 | 1994-11-09 | |
| 48 | Show #0267 | 1994-11-10 | |
| 49 | Show #0268 Live via telephone, Jerry Lewis pronounces the new governor's name ""Puh-tack-ee;"" ""Picket Fences"" star Fyvush Finkel sings ""If I Were a Rich Man;"" The Cra… | 1994-11-11 | |
| 50 | Show #0269 Dave selects a woman from outside named Laurie Byrd to be his co-host tonight; Biff and George Clarke recreate a scene from the hit CBS miniseries ""Scarlett."" | 1994-11-14 | |
| 51 | Show #0270 | 1994-11-15 | |
| 52 | Show #0271 | 1994-11-16 | |
| 53 | Show #0272 | 1994-11-17 | |
| 54 | Show #0273 | 1994-11-18 | |
| 55 | Show #0274 | 1994-11-21 | |
| 56 | Show #0275 | 1994-11-22 | |
| 57 | Show #0276 | 1994-11-23 | |
| 58 | Show #0277 | 1994-11-24 | |
| 59 | Show #0278 | 1994-11-25 | |
| 60 | Show #0279 The outside cam reveals that Dave's picture in the window of Joe G's Pizza. Dave calls and distracts Joe while Paul steals the unflattering portrait; Jon Lovit… | 1994-11-28 | |
| 61 | Show #0280 Roseanne makes a rare political statement; Dave's accountant Fred Nigro takes a bow. | 1994-11-29 | |
| 62 | Show #0281 Mujibur, Sirajul and Tony Randall take a photo together; tonight's celebrities in the audience: Mia Farrow, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Stone. | 1994-11-30 | |
| 63 | Show #0282 | 1994-12-01 | |
| 64 | Show #0283 One of tonight's cue cards goes to a garbage truck outside; in the latest edition of ""Rupert and Me,"" Dave radios strange comments to Rupert, which are then r… | 1994-12-02 | |
| 65 | Show #0284 Cold Opening: Jim Carrey and an unshaven Dave goof around. Later in the show, Mickey, the barber at the Wellington Hotel, shaves off Dave's beard. | 1994-12-12 | |
| 66 | Show #0285 | 1994-12-13 | |
| 67 | Show #0286 | 1994-12-14 | |
| 68 | Show #0287 Siskel and Ebert throw snowballs; Michael J. Fox walks onstage with a cow. | 1994-12-15 | |
| 69 | Show #0288 | 1994-12-16 | |
| 70 | Show #0289 | 1994-12-19 | |
| 71 | Show #0290 | 1994-12-20 | |
| 72 | Show #0291 | 1994-12-21 | |
| 73 | Show #0292 | 1994-12-22 | |
| 74 | Show #0293 | 1994-12-23 | |
| 75 | Show #0294 Bad Religion performed ""Infected"" | 1994-12-26 | |
| 76 | Show #0295 | 1994-12-27 | |
| 77 | Show #0296 During ""Charts and Graphs,"" Dave sends an audience member down the street for copies of a chart. Also, Dave calls the mother of a different audience member, … | 1994-12-28 | |
| 78 | Show #0297 A customer at Hello Deli shows Dave her holiday photos. Later, Dave checks his temperature (99.5 F). | 1994-12-29 | |
| 79 | Show #0298 Dave ends the show early yet again, and Paul finds him sobbing on the Ricki Lake show; Biff has champagne coming out of his ears; Dick Clark presents the Top Te… | 1994-12-30 | |
| 80 | Show #0299 | 1995-01-02 | |
| 81 | Show #0300 | 1995-01-03 | |
| 82 | Show #0301 Michael Buffer announces Phil Hartman's entry onstage; a comely postal carrier distracts Dave. | 1995-01-04 | |
| 83 | Show #0302 | 1995-01-05 | |
| 84 | Show #0303 Dave autographs a ham; Calvert (dressed as Newt Gingrich's mother) presents the Top Ten. | 1995-01-06 | |
| 85 | Show #0304 | 1995-01-09 | |
| 86 | Show #0305 | 1995-01-10 | |
| 87 | Show #0306 | 1995-01-11 | |
| 88 | Show #0307 An audience member hangs out in the band section; Mujibur and Sirajul become the latest witnesses to testify for O.J. Simpson. | 1995-01-12 | |
| 89 | Show #0308 Al Green performs ""Let's Stay Together."" | 1995-01-13 | |
| 90 | Show #0309 | 1995-01-16 | |
| 91 | Show #0310 | 1995-01-17 | |
| 92 | Show #0311 | 1995-01-18 | |
| 93 | Show #0312 | 1995-01-19 | |
| 94 | Show #0313 | 1995-01-20 | |
| 95 | Show #0314 | 1995-01-30 | |
| 96 | Show #0315 Dave shows a (bogus) Super Bowl ad starring himself; Gerard presents ""Top Ten Signs You're Not the Sexiest Man Alive."" | 1995-01-31 | |
| 97 | Show #0316 | 1995-02-01 | |
| 98 | Show #0317 | 1995-02-02 | |
| 99 | Show #0318 | 1995-02-03 | |
| 100 | Show #0319 Rosanne Cash performs ""I Count the Tears."" | 1995-02-06 | |
| 101 | Show #0320 | 1995-02-07 | |
| 102 | Show #0321 | 1995-02-08 | |
| 103 | Show #0322 | 1995-02-09 | |
| 104 | Show #0323 | 1995-02-10 | |
| 105 | Show #0324 | 1995-02-13 | |
| 106 | Show #0325 | 1995-02-14 | |
| 107 | Show #0326 | 1995-02-15 | |
| 108 | Show #0327 Dave introduces the brand new ""Late Show Dancers,"" who prance around throughout the show. Also, 83-year-old Empire State Building employee Chico Chimone play… | 1995-02-16 | |
| 109 | Show #0328 | 1995-02-17 | |
| 110 | Show #0329 Dave sends three members from the audience to go to a nearby movie theater to videotape some clips from Pulp Fiction. They return in time to show the footage du… | 1995-02-20 | |
| 111 | Show #0330 | 1995-02-21 | |
| 112 | Show #0331 Cybill Shepherd promotes her new sitcom; Gary Sinise brags about the perks of being an Academy Award Nominee. | 1995-02-22 | |
| 113 | Show #0332 Wayne Newton (live via satellite) presents the Top Ten; Michael McKean comments on the recent troubles on the set of ""Saturday Night Live;"" David Byrne and th… | 1995-02-23 | |
| 114 | Show #0333 | 1995-02-24 | |
| 115 | Show #0334 | 1995-02-27 | |
| 116 | Show #0335 | 1995-02-28 | |
| 117 | Show #0336 | 1995-03-01 | |
| 118 | Show #0337 Bernie Worrell sits in; Al Roker does a weather forecast; Dave retrieves a blue card from ""Forrest Gump"" (Calvert); Jeff Goldblum tap dances. | 1995-03-02 | |
| 119 | Show #0338 | 1995-03-03 | |
| 120 | Show #0339 Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they a… | 1995-03-06 | |
| 121 | Show #0340 On the first Letterman show ever aired on this date, Bill Cosby, Tito Puente, and Dave climb a ladder up to the balcony, and Luke Perry does a science experimen… | 1995-03-07 | |
| 122 | Show #0341 | 1995-03-08 | |
| 123 | Show #0342 | 1995-03-09 | |
| 124 | Show #0343 Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they… | 1995-03-10 | |
| 125 | Show #0344 | 1995-03-13 | |
| 126 | Show #0345 | 1995-03-14 | |
| 127 | Show #0346 | 1995-03-15 | |
| 128 | Show #0347 Dave gives a girl in the audience named Amy money to buy spring flowers, and later her boyfriend (also in the audience) sings karaoke with Will Smith. | 1995-03-20 | |
| 129 | Show #0348 A woman in the audience bakes cookies for everyone; Conan O'Brien appears in Dave's latest Oscar-related dream; Dave gets his toupee dry-cleaned. | 1995-03-21 | |
| 130 | Show #0349 Throughout the night, Dave practices giving out Oscars, awarding achievements by Tony Randall, Doc Severinson (who's sitting in), Tony Mendez, a hi-ho girl, and… | 1995-03-22 | |
| 131 | Show #0350 John Mayall sits in; Dave comments on his much-scrutinized performance as host of last week's Academy Awards. | 1995-04-03 | |
| 132 | Show #0351 Throughout the night, the legendary Ashton Family acrobats perform their greatest stunts outside on 53rd Street. | 1995-04-04 | |
| 133 | Show #0352 Dave spells Uma and Oprah with hot dog wieners, while Creepy Dave lurks in the backdrop during his interview with Bryant Gumbel. | 1995-04-05 | |
| 134 | Show #0353 At the end of tonight's ""New Books"" segment, Dave gives one of the phony manuscripts to a girl in the audience. Also, for no apparent reason, Gerard dances a… | 1995-04-06 | |
| 135 | Show #0354 Two babes in the audience are observed with ""Marry Us Dave"" T-shirts; Dave, Calvert, and Biff sit around and do nothing for three minutes; Dave asks cab drive… | 1995-04-07 | |
| 136 | Show #0355 Dave invites the stand-by audience to his office and watch the show from there. Later, they're joined by Faye Dunaway and chef Wolfgang Puck. | 1995-04-10 | |
| 137 | Show #0356 Throughout the night, various staffers walk onstage to give Dave ""dramatic tension,"" while Robert Pastorelli explains his departure from the hit comedy Murphy… | 1995-04-11 | |
| 138 | Show #0357 Mayor Guiliani and Dave agree to disagree on the new slogan for the New York Tourism Board; Drew Barrymore gives Dave a birthday surprise. | 1995-04-12 | |
| 139 | Show #0358 The New York Daily News, having headlined their paper with last night's Guiliani-chosen slogan, distributes miniature buttons to the audience reading ""We Can K… | 1995-04-13 | |
| 140 | Show #0359 Two days after NYC's new slogan, ""We Can Kick Your City's Ass,"" reaches beyond the Hudson, Dave hears from mayors of other cities; Slash of Guns n' Roses fame… | 1995-04-14 | |
| 141 | Show #0360 Live Remote: Dave annoys both an H&R Block tax accountant and his mortified customer, who prefers to hide her face. | 1995-04-17 | |
| 142 | Show #0361 Dave selects five guys from the audience to compete in a basketball match outside on 53rd Street with five (alleged) New York Knicks. By the end of the show, t… | 1995-04-18 | |
| 143 | Show #0362 Dave complains that the cue-card Tony is holding is too small, so Inky replaces it with a giant banner; ten mayors of other cities present the Top Ten; a blue c… | 1995-04-19 | |
| 144 | Show #0363 An audience talent show is interrupted by Helen Reddy, who pops up several times throughout the show; later, she teams up with Blues Traveler to perform ""Hook.… | 1995-04-20 | |
| 145 | Show #0364 Tony Randall drops by to announce who tomorrow's guests will be, and Dave squirts him with a fire extinguisher. Later, Biff Henderson and Pat Farmer carry Tony … | 1995-04-21 | |
| 146 | Show #0365 After word spreads to the media that he's losing his ratings edge over Leno, Dave wants to find out if people are still watching the show, so he displays his de… | 1995-04-24 | |
| 147 | Show #0366 In tonight's live remote, Dave annoys customers down the street at the Sam Ash music store and invites Marcia to sit in with the band on alto sax. | 1995-04-25 | |
| 148 | Show #0367 David Sanborn sits in yet again; various New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Dave loses a blue card, then finds it at McDonald's. | 1995-04-26 | |
| 149 | Show #0368 The Flying Rat is introduced on the show during a segment called ""What's New for Spring""; in the same segment a small army of clowns attack Mujibur and Siraju… | 1995-04-27 | |
| 150 | Show #0369 Dave and Paul leave the show early to go over to Madison Square Garden for the circus, where they run into an acrobat bearing a strong resemblance to Calvert; t… | 1995-04-28 | |
| 151 | Show #0370 All of tonight's guests (Marilu Henner, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Mario Van Peebles) are at Rupert's playing spin the… | 1995-05-01 | |
| 152 | Show #0371 The Giant Flying Rat is introduced via lasers and special effects just after being interviewed by Tom Snyder. | 1995-05-02 | |
| 153 | Show #0372 (Supposed) Audience requests are fulfilled in tonight's ""Who Asked For It?"" while Harry Connick Jr. promotes his new album. | 1995-05-03 | |
| 154 | Show #0373 Pete Fatovich attempts to kiss Paul again; the giant flying rat delivers the Top Ten list; Jake Johanssen discusses a recent trip to the supermarket. | 1995-05-04 | |
| 155 | Show #0374 The giant flying rat dons a sombrero; Dave leaves the show early to marry Drew Barrymore; a man gets kicked in the face by a racehorse; Dave and Paul go superma… | 1995-05-05 | |
| 156 | Show #0375 Dave sends audience members Nico and Ingrid Van Eenennaan to London (to promote the show's visit next week) with a camcorder, root beer, and the Giant Flying Ra… | 1995-05-08 | |
| 157 | Show #0376 Jimmy Smits, a guest the night before, is seen in his hotel room naked, doing push-ups and watching TV in bed. Also, Paul quits to become a professional boxer,… | 1995-05-09 | |
| 158 | Show #0377 The Dutch husband and wife from last night resurface for a brief moment; Paul wears a top hat and a tuxedo; Bruce Willis gets his head scrubbed. | 1995-05-10 | |
| 159 | Show #0378 Paul decides to have plastic surgery, then wakes up from the procedure with a conehead; Dave shows a clip of Pakistan's #1 sitcom, ""Seinjibur""; Hugh Grant pr… | 1995-05-11 | |
| 160 | Show #0379 Calvert mimics the Giant Flying Rat; Dave comments on preparations for next week's trip to London; Julianna Marguiles promotes the much-hyped season finale of E… | 1995-05-12 | |
| 161 | Show #0380 The Late Show starts its week broadcasting from London. Ten London Guards bring Dave out onstage; Dave and Paul wreck havoc in the city; Elton John reacts to Wi… | 1995-05-15 | |
| 162 | Show #0381 London, Day 2: The new James Bond, Remington Steele star Pierce Brosnan, enters backstage with models and martinis; Little Richard and Chuck Berry sit in; Dave'… | 1995-05-16 | |
| 163 | Show #0382 London, Day 3: ""London Souvenirs"" include a Prince Charles Ketchup Dispenser, a Bobby Helmet Bra, and a Tea Cannon, brought out by fake London guards. Also, … | 1995-05-17 | |
| 164 | Show #0383 London, Day 4: Dave and Paul play soccer (or should I say football?) at Wembley Stadium; live via satellite from New York, Tony Randall trashes the theater; Joh… | 1995-05-18 | |
| 165 | Show #0384 London, Day 5: Dave repeats a monologue joke in a British accent; Salman Rushdie hands the Top Ten to Dave, and is presented by ten bobbies; Dorothy drops by to… | 1995-05-19 | |
| 166 | Show #0385 Cold opening: Dave belatedly thanks Drew Barrymore for her birthday ""gift"" last month. Also, Dave pays Mujibur and Sirajul to pummel Paul. | 1995-05-22 | |
| 167 | Show #0386 It's the debut of ""May We Turn Your Pants Into Shorts?"" Dave cuts up his own slacks before shredding the pants of Paul and Mel Gibson. | 1995-05-23 | |
| 168 | Show #0387 | 1995-05-24 | |
| 169 | Show #0388 Clint Black sits in; candy is thrown at the audience; the Top Ten Office is relocated to an audience member's hometown of Glenn's Falls, New York; in honor of R… | 1995-05-25 | |
| 170 | Show #0389 Dave takes a bunch of sailors to a local watering hole; Mujibur and Sirajul visit Dorothy in Indianapolis; Dave bids farewell to longtime director Hal Gurnee by… | 1995-05-26 | |
| 171 | Show #0390 Cold Opening: Nicole Kidman asks Dave if he's drunk. Also, displayed by the window of an advertising agency across the street from the Ed Sullivan Theater is a… | 1995-06-05 | |
| 172 | Show #0391 Indianapolis 500 champion Jacque Vileneuve races a NYC cab around the theater block in competition with NYC cabbie Buke Kadikiran; Dave shows (doctored) footage… | 1995-06-06 | |
| 173 | Show #0392 Biff delivers Dave in a golf cart; Dave and an audience member named Hal help choose the network's new slogan; a pyrotechnic exhibition is held in the backdrop. | 1995-06-07 | |
| 174 | Show #0393 It's time for a studio audience talent show, with friends and relatives of the performers swamping the backdrop. Shortly after his interview, Mike Myers joins … | 1995-06-08 | |
| 175 | Show #0394 Dave tells Rupert to bother people at a local bistro with his hidden mic; Dave chats with a woman that recently won $87,000,000 in the state lottery; head CBS e… | 1995-06-09 | |
| 176 | Show #0395 Dave chooses a person off the street to tell their life story; the Top Ten Home Office moves to Grand Rapids, Michigan; Chris O'Donnell plugs Batman Forever. | 1995-06-12 | |
| 177 | Show #0396 Stephen Stills sits in; Dave ""attends"" a recent President Clinton press conference; basketball star/party animal Dennis Rodman comments on his recent antics. | 1995-06-13 | |
| 178 | Show #0397 Travis, a five-year-old golden retriever, has the ""Dog Cam"" attached to his head; John Turturro dresses up as Batman, then hands Dave the Top Ten list; Dan Ra… | 1995-06-14 | |
| 179 | Show #0398 Dave arrives at the theater in a police car; throughout the night, spelling bee winner Justin Carroll comes out to spell various ten-cent words; Dave chats with… | 1995-06-15 | |
| 180 | Show #0399 Travis and the Dog Cam return; Englebert Humperdinck serenades Rupert; ten kindergarteners write and present the Top Ten. | 1995-06-16 | |
| 181 | Show #0400 Dave announces that this is show number 4000, but later admits he's off by a zero; John Denver performs the theme song to ""Supermarket Finds""; Alan King gloat… | 1995-06-19 | |
| 182 | Show #0401 Dave invites both a cabbie and an audience member to jump into a rooftop swimming pool. They're later joined by two NYC cops and Bob Saget. | 1995-06-20 | |
| 183 | Show #0402 Shortly after a ""What's New for Summer"" segment, Dave hands hamsicles (or, if you will, cold ham on a stick) to the audience. Also, ""Batman"" (Calvert) hand… | 1995-06-21 | |
| 184 | Show #0403 Cold Opening: ""ER"" star Anthony Edwards refuses to give Dave a physical. Also, Jonathan Katz does standup and promotes Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist. | 1995-06-22 | |
| 185 | Show #0404 Dave celebrates the fifteenth anniversary of the debut of The David Letterman Show by showing clips of the first broadcast; Biff interrupts Dave so that Corey P… | 1995-06-23 | |
| 186 | Show #0405 Bernie Kopell storms out of the theater after ""The Love Boat"" is somehow mentioned twice in a Top Ten List about Hockey. Later, Dave chats with ""Coach"" sta… | 1995-06-26 | |
| 187 | Show #0406 Dave invites a standby audience member to play ""Will You Eat the Meatloaf?"" Later in the show, Dave chats with Pete, the dishwasher at Hello Deli. | 1995-06-27 | |
| 188 | Show #0407 In an experimental comedy bit called ""Letters to the Editor,"" Dave reads a (bogus) note from Al Gore telling The New Yorker that he loves their cartoons. | 1995-06-28 | |
| 189 | Show #0408 Dave shows the audience an old photo of Morty with an afro, and then later shows a doctored photo of himself with a head-bush. Also, Dave helps Tom Hanks shave… | 1995-06-29 | |
| 190 | Show #0409 In a remote, Dave asks apartment dwellers, ""What's the Coolest Thing In Your Apartment?"" | 1995-06-30 | |
| 191 | Show #0410 Jim Carrey, Andre Agassi, and Tom and Roseanne Arnold miraculously appear in the audience, Tom being both on stage and in the audience simultaneously. Also, Da… | 1995-07-10 | |
| 192 | Show #0411 Dave says hello to viewers in France and Italy in their respective native tongues; during ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" Dave demands to see photos of meat… | 1995-07-11 | |
| 193 | Show #0412 Charles Grodin promotes his new cable talk show. | 1995-07-12 | |
| 194 | Show #0413 A small army of cyclists rush across the stage, while Dave and Pete Sampras play a pickup round of tennis out on 53rd Street. | 1995-07-13 | |
| 195 | Show #0414 After an admittedly lame remote on a ""Day In The Life"" of producer Robert Morton, he jumps into a giant bowl of pudding, followed by Dave. Later in the show,… | 1995-07-14 | |
| 196 | Show #0415 Dave flashes back to how he stayed cool over the weekend by stuffing popsicles in his pants; a woman who picks up one of the pay phones at the kiosk outside the… | 1995-07-17 | |
| 197 | Show #0416 Dan Rather presents the Top Ten; Chevy Chase plugs Man of the House and talks tennis. | 1995-07-18 | |
| 198 | Show #0417 Ed Sullivan Theater Building Engineer George Clarke begins his ""Quest for Corn"" throughout the Midwest. He's off to Illinois. | 1995-07-19 | |
| 199 | Show #0418 Dave demonstrates a triple pencil flip; Rupert finds one of Dave's blue cards attached to Mary Tyler Moore's backside; Dave shows old footage of Andy Kaufman da… | 1995-07-20 | |
| 200 | Show #0419 Clarence Clemons of the E Street Band sits in; Dave offers an audience guy with an unruly beard $300 to shave it; Talent Assistant Zoe Friedham gets a tattoo; D… | 1995-07-21 | |
| 201 | Show #0420 A ""Dumb Ads"" segment introduces Canadian filling station attendent Dick Assman. The entire North American audience immediately catches ""Dick Assmania."" La… | 1995-07-24 | |
| 202 | Show #0421 Dave calls up Dick Assman; Ray Liotta arrives onstage riding a baby elephant, and later he makes a (bogus) appearance with Paul in the controversial new movie K… | 1995-07-25 | |
| 203 | Show #0422 Dave and Tony switch places for a few minutes; David Schwimmer is reunited with the monkey who played Marcel on Friends; Dave announces that ""Dick Assmania"" h… | 1995-07-26 | |
| 204 | Show #0423 During a segment called ""Ask the Mayor,"" someone from the audience asks Rudy Guiliani, ""Is that a real hair piece?"" Also, a half-awake audience member open… | 1995-07-27 | |
| 205 | Show #0424 George Clarke's ""Quest for Corn"" finds him in Indianapolis with Dave's mom: 5 ears. Later, Nick Turturro and Dennis Franz stand in the green room with their … | 1995-07-28 | |
| 206 | Show #0425 Dave gives $100 to an audience member after a monologue joke bombs; the show is interrupted for a ""Dick Assman Update""; father and son audience members Jim an… | 1995-07-31 | |
| 207 | Show #0426 Dave announces that CBS has just been bought by Westinghouse, then spends the rest of the show joking about it. | 1995-08-01 | |
| 208 | Show #0427 Dave chats with Mary Ann Dennis, whose dog stopped a man that tried to mug her. | 1995-08-02 | |
| 209 | Show #0428 During ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a small fish eats a worm whole. Meanwhile, Dave goes into a Westinghouse washer in spin cycle. | 1995-08-03 | |
| 210 | Show #0429 The final installment of ""George Clarke's Quest for Corn"" finds our hero at Hello Deli (five ears). Afterwards, George distributes an ear of corn to everyone… | 1995-08-04 | |
| 211 | Show #0430 Dave announces it's ""Christmas in August,"" with Glen Campbell singing a medley of holiday standards at Hello Deli. | 1995-08-07 | |
| 212 | Show #0431 Junior Brown sits in with the band; baseball star John Kruk talks about his recent retirement; Dave hectors a man on the street in a game called ""May I Taste Y… | 1995-08-08 | |
| 213 | Show #0432 The ""Dick Assman Update"" reveals that his popularity has hit fever pitch. Later, Christopher Walken promotes three new movies that are coming out within a mo… | 1995-08-09 | |
| 214 | Show #0433 Dave shows a ""highlight"" of last night's show: Dan Rather fondling Dave's butt. | 1995-08-10 | |
| 215 | Show #0434 In honor of an incident that resulted in a forfeit in the previous night's Dodgers-Cardinals game, audience members throw baseballs at Dave. | 1995-08-11 | |
| 216 | Show #0435 All night long, Rupert touches meat and is joined later by Kelsey Grammer, his then-fiancee, and a priest from the audience. | 1995-08-14 | |
| 217 | Show #0436 Dave claims that the chairman of Westinghouse has agreed to fight him. Later, Sonny Bono signs to Calvert's upstart record company. | 1995-08-15 | |
| 218 | Show #0437 During an interview with Isabella Rosselini, a guy on fire runs around the stage. Later, Bjork and the CBS Orchestra performs ""It's Oh So Quiet."" | 1995-08-16 | |
| 219 | Show #0438 Paul is introduced as ""Johnny Lavaggi;"" Dave shows a (doctored) clip of Monica Seles grunting; David Brenner does stand up. | 1995-08-17 | |
| 220 | Show #0439 Dave bids a fond farewell to his announcer, while Dick Assman also makes one last appearance. | 1995-08-18 |
Season 3 · 1995 · 210 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Show #0440 Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list). | 1995-09-04 | |
| 2 | Show #0441 Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings. | 1995-09-05 | |
| 3 | Show #0442 Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects."" | 1995-09-06 | |
| 4 | Show #0443 Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, and Marv Albert's Roc… | 1995-09-07 | |
| 5 | Show #0444 Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress. | 1995-09-08 | |
| 6 | Show #0445 A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe we didn't win an Emm… | 1995-09-11 | |
| 7 | Show #0446 The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list. | 1995-09-12 | |
| 8 | Show #0447 While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance. | 1995-09-13 | |
| 9 | Show #0448 Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult. | 1995-09-14 | |
| 10 | Show #0449 During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance. | 1995-09-15 | |
| 11 | Show #0450 Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stage and escort tonight… | 1995-09-18 | |
| 12 | Show #0451 Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles peaches. | 1995-09-19 | |
| 13 | Show #0452 Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back. | 1995-09-20 | |
| 14 | Show #0453 Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000."" | 1995-09-21 | |
| 15 | Show #0454 Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore… | 1995-09-22 | |
| 16 | Show #0455 Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-sc… | 1995-09-25 | |
| 17 | Show #0456 Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom. | 1995-09-26 | |
| 18 | Show #0457 13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme. | 1995-09-27 | |
| 19 | Show #0458 1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, ""Uma, Parminder; P… | 1995-09-28 | |
| 20 | Show #0459 Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The Melonapult 2000+."" | 1995-09-29 | |
| 21 | Show #0460 Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy D… | 1995-10-02 | |
| 22 | Show #0461 The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe."" | 1995-10-03 | |
| 23 | Show #0462 Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat. | 1995-10-04 | |
| 24 | Show #0463 Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz. | 1995-10-05 | |
| 25 | Show #0464 | 1995-10-06 | |
| 26 | Show #0465 Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. A… | 1995-10-16 | |
| 27 | Show #0466 Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons … | 1995-10-17 | |
| 28 | Show #0467 Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for Congress. | 1995-10-18 | |
| 29 | Show #0468 During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat. | 1995-10-19 | |
| 30 | Show #0469 Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and fin… | 1995-10-20 | |
| 31 | Show #0470 Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and finds ""NYPD Blue""… | 1995-10-23 | |
| 32 | Show #0471 Throughout the show, The ""Jimmy Letterman Singers"" sing ""Jimmy."" Later in the show, Dave concedes: ""It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ain't working."" | 1995-10-24 | |
| 33 | Show #0472 Throughout this year's World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonight, he lands a quick… | 1995-10-25 | |
| 34 | Show #0473 During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa. | 1995-10-26 | |
| 35 | Show #0474 Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Mortimer runs the bases a… | 1995-10-27 | |
| 36 | Show #0475 Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour; Carol … | 1995-10-30 | |
| 37 | Show #0476 A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis. | 1995-10-31 | |
| 38 | Show #0477 Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her favorite bands, UB40. | 1995-11-01 | |
| 39 | Show #0478 Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon. | 1995-11-02 | |
| 40 | Show #0479 Tonight on the ""Pants Across America"" tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform ""Burning Love."" | 1995-11-03 | |
| 41 | Show #0480 | 1995-11-06 | |
| 42 | Show #0481 Television City Studios, Day 2: Danny DeVito and Dave get into the stage pool and have a water fight. Meanwhile, Tony Mendez continues his cameo appearances on … | 1995-11-07 | |
| 43 | Show #0482 From Los Angeles: Alka Seltzer® is inserted into the backdrop pool; Demi Moore presents ""The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names;"" Green Day performs ""86."" | 1995-11-08 | |
| 44 | Show #0483 Red Hot Chili Peppers – ""My Friends"" | 1995-11-09 | |
| 45 | Show #0484 | 1995-11-10 | |
| 46 | Show #0485 Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cooks toast, and Silver … | 1995-11-13 | |
| 47 | Show #0486 Dave uses the speaker phone to get someone to bring him pizza. Later, thirty folks show up with boxes, and slices are handed out to the audience. Also, the Uni… | 1995-11-14 | |
| 48 | Show #0487 Elton John promotes and sings two songs from his latest album, ""Made In England."" | 1995-11-15 | |
| 49 | Show #0488 An audience guy holds cue cards in place of Tony (he's sick), while Sean Penn promotes ""Dead Man Walking."" | 1995-11-16 | |
| 50 | Show #0489 The Presidents of the United States of America perform their breakthrough hit, ""Toad."" | 1995-11-17 | |
| 51 | Show #0490 Dave sends mailroom dude/budding diva Bob Borden to Washington as a White House correspondent. | 1995-11-20 | |
| 52 | Show #0491 Dave asks folks on the street (including a poorly disguised Michael J. Fox) what they think of the federal budget crisis; Bob Borden makes his first report from… | 1995-11-21 | |
| 53 | Show #0492 Amongst what's ""New for the Holidays"": Gingerbread Rats, Howard Stern's book ""Miss America"" read by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin guessing the weight of tur… | 1995-11-22 | |
| 54 | Show #0493 Dave gives a turkey to a lady in the audience, then takes a turkey to the balcony with the help of a ladder; throughout the night, celebrities mention what they… | 1995-11-23 | |
| 55 | Show #0494 ""Soup Nazi"" Ali ""Al"" Yeganeh passes out turkey chili to the audience. | 1995-11-24 | |
| 56 | Show #0495 In a sign of future legal trouble, Microsoft owner and multibillionaire Bill Gates tries to fix the Late Show Quiz Machine after it gets stuck displaying the an… | 1995-11-27 | |
| 57 | Show #0496 Dave has Paul sit down on the guest chair because it's his birthday. Soon afterwards, the outside cam reveals Dave buying Paul a birthday present from a girl o… | 1995-11-28 | |
| 58 | Show #0497 Cold Opening: Dave and Creepy Dave go mano a mano in the green room. Also, Dave demonstrates one of the ""Top Ten Changes Westinghouse is Planning for CBS Toni… | 1995-11-29 | |
| 59 | Show #0498 Steve Martin shows up a day early, and Dave can't get him offstage. | 1995-11-30 | |
| 60 | Show #0499 After showing a clip from his new movie Father of the Bride, Part 2 on a 16mm film projector, Steve Martin and Dave appear in ""The Making of Steve Martin's App… | 1995-12-01 | |
| 61 | Bob Hoskins, Martha Stewart, Al Green | 1995-12-11 | |
| 62 | Jean Claude Van Damme, Kirstin Dunst, Michael Bolton | 1995-12-12 | |
| 63 | Martin Short, Bev Tanner, The Dave Matthews Band As a tribute to such beloved recurring segments such as ""The Man Under the Seats"" and ""The Fugitive Guy,"" Chris Elliott stars in a short-lived skit ""Cable … | 1995-12-13 | |
| 64 | Harrison Ford, Bonnie Hunt, Bruce Springsteen | 1995-12-14 | |
| 65 | Greg Kinnear, Janeane Garofalo, White Zombie | 1995-12-15 | |
| 66 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville | 1995-12-18 | |
| 67 | Jack Lemmon, Natalie Merchant | 1995-12-19 | |
| 68 | Howard Stern, Melissa Etheridge | 1995-12-20 | |
| 69 | Geena Davis, Goo Goo Dolls After a video montage of the annual eggnog drinking from increasingly larger bowls, Dave and a model hop into a gigantic bowl of the liquid, later joined by Bif… | 1995-12-21 | |
| 70 | Rosie O'Donnell, Mike Judge, Darlene Love | 1995-12-22 | |
| 71 | Stupid Human Tricks, Julianna Marguiles, Del Amitri | 1995-12-26 | |
| 72 | Mandy Patinkin, Terry Gilliam | 1995-12-27 | |
| 73 | Robin Williams, Lauren Hutton, Chris Isaak | 1995-12-28 | |
| 74 | Susan Sarandon, Drew Carey | 1995-12-29 | |
| 75 | Lisa Kudrow, Art Donovan, Blues Traveler | 1996-01-02 | |
| 76 | Chevy Chase, Marv Albert, Bruce Hornsby | 1996-01-03 | |
| 77 | Tom Brokaw, Greg Fitzsimmons, Faith Hill | 1996-01-04 | |
| 78 | Denis Leary, Bridget Hall, Toad the Wet Sprocket | 1996-01-05 | |
| 79 | Sam Neill, Itzhak Perlman | 1996-01-08 | |
| 80 | Pauly Shore, Ashley Judd | 1996-01-09 | |
| 81 | Sandra Bullock, Marlon Wayans, Laurence Tai | 1996-01-10 | |
| 82 | Jason Alexander, Elisabeth Shue | 1996-01-11 | |
| 83 | Tim Robbins, Justin Wilson, Martina McBride, Norm MacDonald | 1996-01-12 | |
| 84 | David Brenner, B.B. King | 1996-01-22 | |
| 85 | Mia Farrow, Martin Scorcese, Brandy | 1996-01-23 | |
| 86 | Don Rickles, Mary Stuart Masterson, Joe Ely & Todd Snider CBS President Les Moonves (bogus) takes a moment to comment on Clinton's State of the Union address by singing ""Holding Out for a Hero."" Also, pre-teen sport… | 1996-01-24 | |
| 87 | Matt Dillon, Reggie Miller, Pam Tillis Sparky Mortimer makes another amusing -- albeit clumsy -- Super Bowl report; Dave chats with basketball star Reggie Miller. | 1996-01-25 | |
| 88 | Conan O'Brian, Mira Sorvino, Seven Mary Three | 1996-01-26 | |
| 89 | Richard Simmons, Christine Lahti, Nanci Griffith & the Crickets | 1996-01-29 | |
| 90 | Jay Thomas, Larry Miller | 1996-01-30 | |
| 91 | Elle MacPherson, David Spade, D'Angelo | 1996-01-31 | |
| 92 | Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam, Natalie Portman | 1996-02-01 | |
| 93 | Cybill Sheperd, Al Franken, Sati Achath | 1996-02-02 | |
| 94 | Jack Hanna, Tammy Faye Messner, Aimee Mann | 1996-02-05 | |
| 95 | Joan Collins, Robert Downey Jr., Jean Louisa Kelly | 1996-02-06 | |
| 96 | Chuck Norris, Samantha Mathis | 1996-02-07 | |
| 97 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Ray Liotta, Soul Asylum | 1996-02-08 | |
| 98 | Uma Thurman, Norm MacDonald, Ramones Dave offers Liz Taylor a riding mower if she'll come on the show; clips from the HBO movie The Late Shift, which Dave calls ""satire;"" The Ramones perform ""Sh… | 1996-02-09 | |
| 99 | Chris Farley, Gin Blossoms, Joe & Mary Graziano | 1996-02-12 | |
| 100 | Adam Sandler, Jackie Chan, Red Hot Chili Peppers | 1996-02-13 | |
| 101 | Siskel & Ebert, Neil Diamond, Brandy (the dog) | 1996-02-14 | |
| 102 | Tom Arnold, Joan Allen, Lenny Kravitz | 1996-02-15 | |
| 103 | Teri Hatcher, Jon Stewart | 1996-02-16 | |
| 104 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Gillian Anderson, Cecilia Bartoli | 1996-02-19 | |
| 105 | Julia Roberts, James Brown | 1996-02-20 | |
| 106 | Larry King, Wynonna | 1996-02-21 | |
| 107 | Joan Lunden, Cheri Oteri, Lou Reed | 1996-02-22 | |
| 108 | Kid Inventors, Sherry Stringfield, Don Henley | 1996-02-23 | |
| 109 | Fran Drescher, Shania Twain, George Miller | 1996-02-26 | |
| 110 | Dennis Hopper, Dave Chapelle, Pete Droge | 1996-02-27 | |
| 111 | Susan Sarandon, Rob Schneider, Mike Dahm | 1996-02-28 | |
| 112 | Kelsey Grammer, Victoria Abril, Allman Brothers | 1996-02-29 | |
| 113 | Robin Williams, Patsy Kensit, Spacehog | 1996-03-01 | |
| 114 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Treat Williams, Cowboy Junkies In mock tribute to HBO's ""The Late Shift,"" Dave throws baseballs at an archery target. | 1996-03-04 | |
| 115 | Nathan Lane, Steven Wright, Jann Arden | 1996-03-05 | |
| 116 | Stupid Human Tricks, Mira Sorvino, k.d. Lang | 1996-03-06 | |
| 117 | Dan Rather, Bonnie Hunt, The Tony Rich Project | 1996-03-07 | |
| 118 | Dana Carvey, Riverdance | 1996-03-08 | |
| 119 | Ricki Lake, William Shatner, Ray Romano Dave mentions that in between show tapings, an audience guy named Anthony sang ""My Way"" from the balcony. During the taping of this episode, however, Dave in… | 1996-03-18 | |
| 120 | Mandy Patinkin, Tea Leoni, Collective Soul Dave stoically mentions that this will be the last night for the current set, and that it will be remodeled during the NCAA Tournament coverage. To commemorate… | 1996-03-19 | |
| 121 | Barbara Walters, Halle Berry, Ray Charles As the Ed Sullivan Theater is being renovated, Dave hosts his show from the lobby with only 60 folding chairs set up for the audience. Fire Commissioner Howard … | 1996-03-20 | |
| 122 | Phil Hartman, Rose Hamburger, The Band After a week of construction, the show's new ""Bridge"" set is unveiled. Dave quickly mentions that he ordered it from a catalog. Martha Stewart honors the oc… | 1996-03-26 | |
| 123 | George Foreman, Naomi Campbell, Tim McGraw Dave has an extra joke in the monologue, so he and Tony take it over to Conan O'Brien at NBC. Meanwhile, George Foreman breaks a pinata at Hello Deli, in celeb… | 1996-03-27 | |
| 124 | Don Johnson, Michelle Kwan, No Doubt Mailbag: Dave goes over to Yankee Stadium and steals home plate. Also, Dave chats with ""Cliff Sussman"" (Jay Johnson), the president of the New Set Fan Club, … | 1996-03-28 | |
| 125 | Nick Turturro, Jenny McCarthy, Stone Temple Pilots Dana Carvey drops by and receives a piece of the set; The Usual Suspects star Kevin Spacey presents the Top Ten live via satellite; Alan Kalter stars in the new… | 1996-03-29 | |
| 126 | Mary Tyler Moore, Anna Paquin, Mark Knopfler Dave tricks young Oscar® winner Anna Paquin into getting in a magician's box, claiming he was going to show her a trick. Once he had her locked in, he took off … | 1996-04-01 | |
| 127 | Bill Cosby, Anfernee Hardaway, Ray Wold After Dave promises that the Quiz Machine will never be seen on the show again, he brings out the ""Flagstar 3000,"" a cheap cardboard facade. | 1996-04-02 | |
| 128 | Elle MacPherson, Hank Azaria, Cassandra Wilson Anna Paquin returns to the show two days after the basketball challenge and donates her cash prize to charity. Also, Dave temporarily moves his show to public … | 1996-04-03 | |
| 129 | Bill Maher, Michael Lomanaco, Jackson Browne CBS Mailbag: the Quiz Machine is destroyed (at last!) by a cab, while Tony Randall hides under Dave's desk to protect himself from the government. | 1996-04-04 | |
| 130 | David Hyde Pierce, Scott Thompson, Pulp Dave shows a clip of Marshall Sylver's infomercial, and throughout the night Dave attempts to hypnotize members of the staff. After Dave accidentally puts Biff… | 1996-04-05 | |
| 131 | Robert Duvall, Amy Brenneman, Tori Amos After miraculously surviving its attempted demise the previous week, the Quiz Machine is finally destroyed once and for all. Also, ten ballerinas present the T… | 1996-04-08 | |
| 132 | Tony Danza, Lucy Lawless, R. Kelly Dave begins a new contest: The town that sends the most valuable gifts will be the new Top Ten Home Office. Two huge glass tanks are displayed onstage, each for… | 1996-04-09 | |
| 133 | Dan Aykroyd, Louis C.K., Sting | 1996-04-10 | |
| 134 | Luciano Pavarotti & Michael Bolton, David Schwimmer, Cynthia Rowley The Home Office Competition continues: Added to Wahoo's tank is a pizza, a T-shirt, and a birdhouse, while Grand Rapids adds a garment bag; Dave shows another e… | 1996-04-11 | |
| 135 | Tom Brokaw, Blue, Rosanne Cash Dave appears on the Times Square Jumbotron demanding presents; Dave and Fred Nigro go to Jersey to help with taxes, during which Dave recruits a citizen to stan… | 1996-04-12 | |
| 136 | Joan Lunden, Nick Faldo, Jewel An audience member assists in the debut of the Slatstar 2000, while Brett Butler presents the Top Ten. | 1996-04-22 | |
| 137 | Mia Farrow, Janeane Garofalo, Hootie & the Blowfish Mia Farrow reveals that she's addicted to the internet. Carly Simon drops by in mid-interview, and later, both sit in with the CBS Orchestra, with Mia on tambou… | 1996-04-23 | |
| 138 | Samuel Jackson, Jeff Altman, Los Lobos Dave holds an impromptu auction, while Marshall Sylver hypnotizes more Late Show staffers. | 1996-04-24 | |
| 139 | Kids Telling Jokes, Chazz Palminteri, Celine Dion Wahoo vs. Grand Rapids, Day 9: Wahoo sends two kids, Jeff and Josh Price, to sit in their glass tank. Grand Rapids loses further ground by sending several non-l… | 1996-04-25 | |
| 140 | Dana Carvey, Robin Quivers, Afghan Wigs In honor of the recent Sotheby's Auction that featured items once owned by John F. Kennedy, Biff comes stage on Jackie O's (alleged) riding lawnmower; in a pre-… | 1996-04-26 | |
| 141 | Regis Philbin, Dave's Mom, Peter Berg Dorothy drops by to promote the cookbook that Dave's been plugging for the last two weeks, and she cooks him his favorite sandwich. | 1996-04-29 | |
| 142 | Barbara Walters, Anthony Clark, Van Morrison At the end of the monologue, a guy dressed up as an Olympic runner bolts across the stage, and later he paces around the backdrop. Also, comedian Anthony Clark… | 1996-04-30 | |
| 143 | Jeff Goldblum, James Carville, Brooks & Dunn Tonight's ""What's On Other Channels"" segment includes ""Condom Testing,"" ""The Mexican Navy's New Battleship,"" and ""Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson Video."" | 1996-05-01 | |
| 144 | John Malkovich, Jake Johannsen, Pete Townshend Pat Farmer interrupts the monologue by walking in front of the camera; Marv Albert provides color commentary on tonight's CBS Mailbag; two guys spray each other… | 1996-05-02 | |
| 145 | Rosie O'Donnell, Gwyneth Paltrow, Everclear The Home Office Contest is over: Wahoo is now the official home office of the Top Ten List, decimating Grand Rapids from the get-go. Also, Everclear performs "… | 1996-05-03 | |
| 146 | Tom Hanks, Steve Young The Late Show begins a week in San Francisco as Mayor Willie Brown interrupts the show throughout the hour by offering Dave the key to the city, a loaf of sourd… | 1996-05-06 | |
| 147 | Paul Reiser, Jane Seymour, Keanu Reeves & Dogstar Frisco, Day 2: Dave gives a bouquet to a 95-year-old lady in the audience; Dave and football great Joe Montana tour the city, where they end up getting ""friend… | 1996-05-07 | |
| 148 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Dean Cain, Elvis Costello Frisco, Day 3: Sheila E. and Pete Escovido sit in; Dave shows off the 49ers shower curtain he has in the dressing room; Dave orders Rupert to harass people on t… | 1996-05-08 | |
| 149 | Eddie Murphy, Paul Doherty, Green Day From San Francisco: Three audience members receive free hams and souvenir cue cards; Joe Satriani sits in; Dave tells the seals at Fisherman's Wharf to shut up;… | 1996-05-09 | |
| 150 | Don Johnson, Jeremiah Tower, Alice in Chains Frisco, Day 5: The Alcatraz mock-up in the backdrop is subject to a jailbreak; Dave hangs out with a local hippie, thus introducing the world (not to mention fl… | 1996-05-10 | |
| 151 | Anjelica Huston, Paul Hogan, Natalie Merchant Dave quizzes the audience on his week in San Francisco, during which Gene Siskel runs onstage looking for Roger Ebert. Later in the show, he gives up on his se… | 1996-05-13 | |
| 152 | Jon Stewart, Kirstin Dunst, Dog's Eye View Manny the Hippie gives his first live remote from San Francisco, as Dave asks him to give periodic reviews on current movies. Tonight, he reviews Twister, whic… | 1996-05-14 | |
| 153 | Jeff Foxworthy, Flyball Dogs, Joan Osborne Junior Brown sits in, and Dave tries on his very unique hat. Also, a guy dressed up as Ronald McDonald gives Dave the Top Ten, and later he is found lying dead… | 1996-05-15 | |
| 154 | Walter Cronkite, Harry Hill, Spin Doctors During Mailbag, Tony sits in for Dave while Dave sits in for Alan saying ""letter number two,"" which leads into a question about lawn care; comedian Harry Hill… | 1996-05-16 | |
| 155 | Helen Hunt, Dave Matthews Band For no apparent reason, Dave orders Tony to take a taxi; Manny the Hippie presents the Top Ten; a dentist checks out a weird whistling noise coming out of Dave'… | 1996-05-17 | |
| 156 | Fran Drescher, Brian Regan, Joan Jett Two audience guys go outside to monitor the temperature, and given their meteorological expertise, are ordered to stand next to a giant thermometer. | 1996-05-20 | |
| 157 | John Goodman, Norm MacDonald, Patty Loveless It's time for a new game called ""May We Turn Your Pants into Shorts?"" Dave is the first to mutilate his slacks, and is followed by Paul, Biff, John Goodman, … | 1996-05-21 | |
| 158 | Stupid Human Tricks, Brett Butler, Al Green Dave shows a clip of his favorite moment from last night's show: Biff doing a quadruple take upon seeing Dave's slacks getting cut at the knee; Dave's contact l… | 1996-05-22 | |
| 159 | Leslie Nielsen, Daphne Zuniga, Bring in Da Funk Dave's jacket is stain by coffee, so he throws it into the balcony; an ""unknown guest"" crashes the show; Leslie Nielsen promotes Spy Hard. | 1996-05-23 | |
| 160 | Kid Inventors, Dennis Quaid, Seven Mary Three Dave and Conan O'Brien get ""Bob Dole Is Old"" jokes from the joke storeroom in the basement of the Ed Sullivan Theater. Also, Dave invites several staffers (i… | 1996-05-24 | |
| 161 | Martin Short, Jimmy Vassar, Bryan Adams Live via satellite in San Francisco, Manny the Hippie reviews the film ""Spy Hard"": ""It's schwiggity schwag!"" Also, ""She Loves Me"" week begins with Martin… | 1996-06-03 | |
| 162 | Nathan Lane, Daisy Fuentes, Mitch Fantel Dave invites customers from the Roy Rogers restaurant across the street into the theater to be checked for ticks; Dr. Sam Merrick declares them tick-free. Also,… | 1996-06-04 | |
| 163 | Diana Ross, George Wallace Diana Ross performs a variation of the song ""She Loves Me"" called ""He Loves Me,"" and while holding the final note, buys a soda at Hello Deli, gets a massage… | 1996-06-05 | |
| 164 | Matthew Broderick, Kim Delaney, Rent Dave tells a mean fat joke about Roger Ebert, and shortly afterwards the film critic calls Dave a bastard; four singers present the First Annual Late Show Salut… | 1996-06-06 | |
| 165 | Rosie O'Donnell, Heather Matarazzo, Cracker The final day of celebrity ""She Loves Me"" performances takes place when Rosie O'Donnell sings, holds the last note, runs through the theater, grabs a soda at … | 1996-06-07 | |
| 166 | Siskel & Ebert, Andrew Shue, Dana Gould Biff attempts to learn how to fly; actor/soccer fanatic Andrew Shue introduces footage of him, Elizabeth Shue, and John Shue playing a pick-up game of his sport… | 1996-06-10 | |
| 167 | Dennis Franz, Joe Queenan, Gloria Estefan In a piece of videotape footage that ""will disturb and shock you,"" Dave introduces clips of Bill Clinton singing ""Mustang Sally"" and Boris Yeltsin dancing. | 1996-06-11 | |
| 168 | Ben Stiller, Liv Tyler, Douglas Rodriguez Dave fools around with a hot glue gun, while up-and-coming actress Liv Tyler (daughter of Bebe Buell and Steven Tyler) promotes Stealing Beauty. | 1996-06-12 | |
| 169 | Danny Glover, Bobby Maley, Joey Kola Kenny Wayne Shepherd sits in; Dave points out that one of tonight's ""CBS Mailbag"" letter-writers is in the audience; during Mailbag, ""Ronald McDonald"" (Leon… | 1996-06-13 | |
| 170 | Kelsey Grammer, Amber Valletta, Ozzy Osborne Dave bids farewell to one of his longtime staffers; Kelsey Grammer promotes ""Down Periscope""; Manny reviews The Cable Guy: ""Dank."" | 1996-06-14 | |
| 171 | Vanessa Williams, Jonathan Silverman, Lucile Treganowan Remote: Dave works the drive-thru at a Taco Bell in Jersey. Later, he chats with Lucille Treganowan, 66-year-old grandmother/hot rod guru. (correct synopsis) | 1996-06-17 | |
| 172 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Marv Albert, Lyle Lovett Some guy carrying the Olympic torch comes through to interrupt the monologue. Also, Dave recalls a fake Father's Day memory when his son ""Jimmy"" gave him an … | 1996-06-18 | |
| 173 | James Caan, Julie White, Patti Smith Biff recruits an audience member to get splashed in the face by a speeding taxi going over a puddle. Also, CBS head honcho ""Les Moonves"" discusses the CBS fa… | 1996-06-19 | |
| 174 | Pauly Shore, Gena Lee Nolin, Vince Gill In response to a CBS Mailbag letter that noticed a likeness between Inky Mendez and Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese is seen impersonating Anton Fig. | 1996-06-20 | |
| 175 | John Travolta, John Sayles, The Presidents of the United States of America Dave shows off a tick that has embedded itself into his suit, then shows more footage of him at Taco Bell. (correct synopsis) | 1996-06-21 | |
| 176 | Conan O'Brian, Eleanor Mondale, Blues Traveler | 1996-06-24 | |
| 177 | Bruce Willis, Christine Wilson, Jimmy Buffet | 1996-06-25 | |
| 178 | Jerry Van Dyke, Luke Perry, Fugees Jerry Van Dyke rides onstage on a mule; Luke Perry gives Dave his sideburns; The Fugees perform ""Fu-Gee-La."" | 1996-06-26 | |
| 179 | Cher, Shaquille O'Neal | 1996-06-27 | |
| 180 | Michael Keaton, Ving Rhames, Goo Goo Dolls Manny the Hippie reviews Striptease: ""Schwag."" Also, Creepy Dave drops by to ask Michael Keaton about human cloning. | 1996-06-28 | |
| 181 | Harry Connick, Jr., Josie Bisset | 1996-07-01 | |
| 182 | Will Smith, Demi Moore | 1996-07-02 | |
| 183 | Jeff Goldblum, Jonathan Katz, George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars Dave airs his first new July 3rd show since his morning show in 1980. During the ""Rejected FDA Products"" segment, Dave introduces ""Sherwin-Williams Fettucin… | 1996-07-03 | |
| 184 | Kids Tell Jokes, Dan O'Brian, Brian Setzer Orchestra Mujibur and Sirajul stand on the roof, waiting for the fireworks in broad daylight; during Mailbag, ""Neil Diamond"" (Calvert) rouses the crowd with a smokin' r… | 1996-07-04 | |
| 185 | Randy Quaid, Sheryl Swoopes, The Cure Dave switches places with an audience woman, and later she sits in with the band; Elaine Stritch storms onstage and chews out Dave; Randy Quaid promotes Indepen… | 1996-07-05 | |
| 186 | Scottie Pippen, Prince, George Miller | 1996-07-08 | |
| 187 | Bill Pullman, JoAnn Ussery, Willie Nelson Dave points out that Paul is the co-musical director for the Olympic closing ceremonies; Biff keeps interrupting Dave; Dave chats with Joanne Ussery, a woman wh… | 1996-07-09 | |
| 188 | Jack Hanna, Brent Spiner, Charlie Watts Manny the Hippie talks about his trip to Roswell, New Mexico, while The Charlie Watts Quintet (featuring Bernard Fowler) performs ""In a Sentimental Mood."" | 1996-07-10 | |
| 189 | Meg Ryan, Shaolin Monks, Garbage Dave shows a semi-embarrassing clip of Meg Ryan from her days on ""As The World Turns,"" featuring a ""young"" Paul Shaffer and Will Lee. | 1996-07-11 | |
| 190 | Bill Murray, MaliVai Washington, Wallflowers Dave tries to find the owner of car whose license plates read ""SO HAPPY,"" and later he shows footage of a Wheel of Fortune contestant screwing up the answer t… | 1996-07-12 | |
| 191 | Margaret Colin, Lou Diamond Phillips, Wali Collins | 1996-07-15 | |
| 192 | Laurence Fishburne, Lea Thompson, Me'Shell Ndegeocello Dave continues to gloat over the Late Show's (alleged) title as Official Talk Show of the Summer Olympics, with abortive sports commentary by Anton; Laurence Fi… | 1996-07-16 | |
| 193 | Michael J. Fox, Shelly Moquin, Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart Country legend Marty Stuart sits in, while a disgruntled alien (Gerard) comments on inaccuracies in the movie Independence Day. | 1996-07-17 | |
| 194 | Andie MacDowell, Bob Woodward, Paul Westerberg Dave discusses in length the show's embarrassment of Emmy riches this year (four nominations); the ""CBS Mailbag"" presents Dave's 10,000th ""Bob Dole is old"" … | 1996-07-18 | |
| 195 | David Duchovny, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Sponge Leonard ""The Ronald McDonald Guy"" Tepper joins Rupert for another one of his hidden-mike remotes with Dave. Later, Jackie Joyner-Kersee promotes her new fitn… | 1996-07-19 | |
| 196 | Danny DeVito, Amy VanDyken, Hootie & the Blowfish Dave welcomes the Gold Medal-winning U.S. Olympic Girl's Gymnastics Team (minus the injured Kerri Strug); during a ""New Products"" segment, Pat Farmer models a… | 1996-08-05 | |
| 197 | Rhea Perlman, Dot Richardson, Reggie McFadden | 1996-08-06 | |
| 198 | Michael Johnson, Tom Arnold, Tracy Chapman Dave announces that the Late Show has its own version of ""The Real World,"" with Paul, Anton and Pat Farmer whining about their personal problems. | 1996-08-07 | |
| 199 | Dennis Miller, Mia Hamm, Butthole Surfers During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Secret Service Agents dance the Macarena; Dennis Miller promotes his new HBO talk show; Butthole Surfers perform ""Pepper."" | 1996-08-08 | |
| 200 | Dennis Hopper, Cheech Marin, Sex Pistols Dave brings up three girls from the audience, confiscates their gum, and sends them out to goof off in a nearby fountain; the Sex Pistols perform ""Pretty Vacan… | 1996-08-09 | |
| 201 | Richard Simmons, Jerry O'Connell, Lionel Richie | 1996-08-12 | |
| 202 | Kevin Pollak, Diane Lane, Randy Travis | 1996-08-13 | |
| 203 | Ellen Barkin, Jackie Chan, Patti Rothberg | 1996-08-14 | |
| 204 | Dwight Gooden, Tom Selleck, George Jones Dave chats with Yankees pitcher Dwight ""Doc"" Gooden, who threw a no-hitter the night before. | 1996-08-15 | |
| 205 | Mike Wallace, Tom Dolan, Dave Attell Dave gives a ham to a man in the audience who correctly guessed his weight (158 lbs). | 1996-08-16 | |
| 206 | Marilu Henner, Alex Rodriguez, J.R. Havlen | 1996-08-19 | |
| 207 | Dennis Rodman, Susan Molinari, Neville Brothers | 1996-08-20 | |
| 208 | Angie Everhart, Mario Van Peebles, Beach Boys | 1996-08-21 | |
| 209 | James Carville, Ed Burns, Melissa Etheridge | 1996-08-22 | |
| 210 | Nathan Lane, Mara Wilson | 1996-08-23 |
Season 4 · 1996 · 213 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chuck Norris, Anthony Clark, Jewel Dave gives a ham to an audience member named Bud Perchinski, who later assumes control of one of the cameras. Later, Flea (from Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Jewe… | 1996-09-02 | |
| 2 | Mira Sorvino, Vincent Perez, Beck | 1996-09-03 | |
| 3 | Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Colonel Ron Severson | 1996-09-04 | |
| 4 | Adam Sandler, David Cone, LeAnn Rimes Adam Sandler promotes Happy Gilmore; Yankees pitcher David Cone demonstrates ball-handling techniques. | 1996-09-05 | |
| 5 | Bill Cosby, Brian Williams, No Doubt It's the unofficial Three-Year Anniversary. (The count is 90 morning shows, 1810 Late Nights, and 654 Late Shows.) Dave shows some of his favorite clips, then… | 1996-09-06 | |
| 6 | Jamie Lee Curtis, Pete Sampras, John Mellencamp | 1996-09-09 | |
| 7 | Jon Stewart, Marv Albert, Cranberries | 1996-09-10 | |
| 8 | Cybill Sheperd, Carl Coccilone, Ray Romano | 1996-09-11 | |
| 9 | Tom Brokaw, Natasha Henstridge, Fan Yang | 1996-09-12 | |
| 10 | John McEnroe, Illeana Douglas, 311 | 1996-09-13 | |
| 11 | Tim Allen, Tyson Koenig, Suzanne Vega | 1996-09-16 | |
| 12 | Fran Drescher, Jesse Jackson, Travis Tritt | 1996-09-17 | |
| 13 | Bill Cosby, Kin-Jin Mark, A Tribe Called Quest | 1996-09-18 | |
| 14 | Goldie Hawn, Louie C.K. | 1996-09-19 | |
| 15 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Drew Barrymore, Tony Avena, Pearl Jam Dave scrambles to find something to fill the extra 16 minutes of his commerical-free show. | 1996-09-20 | |
| 16 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Andy Richter, Darrell Hammond | 1996-09-23 | |
| 17 | Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen King, Trisha Yearwood | 1996-09-24 | |
| 18 | William Baldwin, Jeff Gordon, Vince Gill | 1996-09-25 | |
| 19 | Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Berkley, Donna Lewis | 1996-09-26 | |
| 20 | Kirstie Alley, Matthew Broderick | 1996-09-27 | |
| 21 | Ricki Lake, Gillian Anderson, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 1996-09-30 | |
| 22 | Tom Hanks, Gina Gershon, Riverdance Sanborn's still sitting in; Paul appears in a Bob Dole campaign ad; Tom Hanks promotes ""That Thing You Do!"" | 1996-10-01 | |
| 23 | Val Kilmer, Nicole Sullivan, ZZ Top It's Biff's 50th birthday, so Dave promotes his new PBS political roundtable chatfest, ""The Henderson Group."" Tonight's panelists: Biff, Dave, Paul, and ""ou… | 1996-10-02 | |
| 24 | Julie Andrews, "Pee Wee" Scheidt, Dave Matthews Band Calvert plays Bob Dole's go-between; The Dave Matthews Band performs ""Crash Into Me."" | 1996-10-03 | |
| 25 | Wayne Gretzky, Jonathan Silverman, Tori Amos Referring to a current TV Guide that pays tribute to Dave's Suit of Alka Seltzer from his NBC days, Rupert Jee stands in a bowl of clam chowder. | 1996-10-04 | |
| 26 | Michael J. Fox, Jeanne Moreau, Ray Davies 1996: Dave shows a tape of Bob Dole blinking in the first presidential debate; Michael J. Fox gets a car for high school graduation (he didn't officially gradua… | 1996-10-07 | |
| 27 | Sam Donaldson, Spike Lee, Clint Black Clint Black sits in; the roof cam reveals campaign workers scuffling outside. | 1996-10-08 | |
| 28 | Samuel L. Jackson, Leela Rashon, Midnight Oil Dave searches for a new anchor for CBS-2 New York, and decides on a girl named Donna Hill. She makes several (bogus) news reports throughout the night. | 1996-10-09 | |
| 29 | Geena Davis, Peter Gallagher, Andy Kindler 1996: Three audience girls are given hams; Dave shows a (supposed) clip from tonight's Vice Presidential debate; Dave and Marv Albert point out another audience… | 1996-10-10 | |
| 30 | George Foreman, Tom Everett Scott, Shawn Colvin During CBS Mailbag, Calvert appears as ""Derek the Cantankerous Wallaby""; guest George Foreman pulls a truck. | 1996-10-11 | |
| 31 | Cindy Crawford, Jack Hanna, Lyle Lovett Cindy Crawford walks onstage with heavy eye makeup, and Dave asks where she got her black eyes. | 1996-10-21 | |
| 32 | Rosie O'Donnell, Jon Favreau, Sheryl Crow | 1996-10-22 | |
| 33 | Jon Lovitz, Ken Olin, Enrique Iglesias Dave shows a poster that proves that Bob Dole's presidential campaign is doomed: ""For The Love of God, Don't Vote for Tubby."" Also, Calvert reports from the … | 1996-10-23 | |
| 34 | Ted Danson, Claire Danes, Phil Collins | 1996-10-24 | |
| 35 | Jimmy Smits, John Leguizamo, Brian Regan Dave says goodnight halfway through the show and then leaves. Paul goes to search for Dave but gets distracted playing basketball. Dave is finally found guidi… | 1996-10-25 | |
| 36 | Joe Torre, Don Rickles, The Heads Dave salutes the 1996 World Champion New York Yankees and welcomes manager Joe Torre. | 1996-10-28 | |
| 37 | George Steinbrenner, Jeremy Piven, Chris Isaak Dave chats with redeemed Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, while Rupert launches the ""Deli of Terror."" | 1996-10-29 | |
| 38 | Isabella Rossellini, Garry Marshall, Bryn Terfel Bill Murray serves as the show's roving reporter, asking pedestrians outside about the upcoming national election. Also, Dave shows off his new, thinner haircu… | 1996-10-30 | |
| 39 | Jeff Foxworthy, Naomi Campbell, Jake Johannsen In honor of Halloween, Dave presents ""Biff the Headless Stage Manager""; the problem, though, is that Biff is dressed as a Thanksgiving pilgrim. | 1996-10-31 | |
| 40 | Stupid Human Tricks, Dana Carvey, Steven Wright ""Friday Night on the Road"" begins in Beantown, as Michael Hirsch, aka ""The Bar,"" makes his stunning transformation from dorm geek to BMOC. | 1996-11-01 | |
| 41 | Mel Gibson, Christine Lahti, Joni Mitchell NYC Marathon winner Giacomo Leone runs through the set, while Mel Gibson presents ""Top Ten Lines You'll Never Hear Me, Mel Gibson, Say in a Movie."" | 1996-11-04 | |
| 42 | Marisa Tomei, James Carville, John Michael Montgomery It's the day after Election '96, so Dave tells his last ""Bob Dole is old"" joke. Also, Dave fidgets with his unusually long tie, while Calvert conducts exit p… | 1996-11-06 | |
| 43 | Brett Butler, Gary Sinise, Bob McCoy During Mailbag, a viewer pleads for no more Dole jokes, so ""Bob Dole"" (Calvert) appears on stage and sings Lionel Richie's ""Say You, Say Me,"" a pop ditty wh… | 1996-11-07 | |
| 44 | Bob Dole, Ted Koppel, Mary Chapin Carpenter Ten noteworthy anchormen appear in the top ten list while Dave chats with recently denied presidential candidate Bob Dole. | 1996-11-08 | |
| 45 | Jeff Bridges, Diane Sawyer, Bryan White It's the official 3rd Anniversary special, with clips and highlights from the past three seasons. | 1996-11-11 | |
| 46 | Marilu Henner, Kristin Scott Thomas, Alan Jackson Biff interrupts Dave's monologue ""just to be on TV;"" Kristen Scott Thomas plugs ‘The English Patient."" | 1996-11-12 | |
| 47 | Ron Howard, Patrick Ewing, Gene Catron Saxaphonist Joshua Redman sits in; Gene Catron performs a trick involving dominoes and a pool ball; Dave gives out candy. | 1996-11-13 | |
| 48 | Tony Randall, Wendy Liebman, Helena Bonham Carter Dave's artificial tooth comes loose, while Ed McMahon imitates Leonard Tepper's impression of the former ""Tonight Show"" sidekick. | 1996-11-14 | |
| 49 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Natalie Cole From Chicago: Paul meets his long-lost brother Matt Shaffer on ""Jerry Springer"" just as Dave was going to admit to being a transvestite. Also, Dave introduce… | 1996-11-15 | |
| 50 | Sarah Ferguson, Derek Jeter, Reba McEntire Throughout the night, audience members walk onstage to tell jokes. | 1996-11-18 | |
| 51 | Heather Locklear, Sinbad, Tony Toni Tone Dave calls a desk jockey from across the street named Samantha Giafoni, asking for her opinion about Michael Jackson. After calling her, autumn leaves are dump… | 1996-11-19 | |
| 52 | Glenn Close, Marc Maron, Eriq LaSalle Glenn Close promotes the live-action remake of ""101 Dalmations."" | 1996-11-20 | |
| 53 | Phil Hartman, Bob Costas, Luther Vandross When Dave gives a ham to an audience guy, he gives him five more when he says it's going to a senior citizens' group. Soon enough, Biff practically gives him t… | 1996-11-21 | |
| 54 | Kid Inventors, Will Smith, Jimmy Buffett Friday Night on the Road finishes in Miami, Florida. It's so hot in the Coconut Grove Playhouse that Dave strips off his suit and hosts the show in his khakis a… | 1996-11-22 | |
| 55 | Lisa Kudrow, Delroy Lindo, Wynonna A ""News in Review"" segment is translated into Chinese, while Dave accidentally cuts himself while crawling under his desk. | 1996-11-25 | |
| 56 | Jeff Daniels, Dolly Parton John Popper of Blues Traveler sits in, and later he performs with Dolly Parton. | 1996-11-26 | |
| 57 | Martin Short, Scott Bryan, Rita Wilson Thanksgiving and the holidays are the topics du jour in the latest edition of ""Dave Talks to Kids."" | 1996-11-27 | |
| 58 | Lea Thompson, Natalie Portman, Stone Temple Pilots Gerard makes a cameo in the annual ""Thanksgiving Day Quiz,"" while Dorothy bakes cherry and hickory nut pies. | 1996-11-28 | |
| 59 | Teri Hatcher, Brent Spiner, Luscious Jackson After Dave offers a million dollars claiming that there's no such person named Sivareddy Gotike, whose letter was read on the CBS Mailbag the week before, Sivar… | 1996-11-29 | |
| 60 | John Cleese, Martha Stewart, David Copperfield Biff gives out hams to the audience during the second-ever appearance of ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Martha Stewart shows Dave how to make a scented wre… | 1996-12-09 | |
| 61 | Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern, Gloria Estefan Dave announces he's #45 on TV Guide's greatest stars list; after interviewing Nicole Kidman, Dave is dyspeptic and demands a roll of Tums®; the roof cam reveals… | 1996-12-10 | |
| 62 | Kenneth Branaugh, Bonnie Hunt, Counting Crows Dave calls the corner pay phones, but no one answers. He finally steps outside and tells anyone to pick up the phone. After some guy named Phil answers it, Dave… | 1996-12-11 | |
| 63 | James Woods, Bob Odenkirk, Counting Crows 1996: Two merchant marines do push-ups onstage; Dave and Paul reprise the roles of their alter egos, Gator and Skunk; Leonard Tepper performs in the Late Show "… | 1996-12-12 | |
| 64 | Albert Brooks, Beavis & Butthead, Neil Diamond Skunk and Gator hang out in the green room; Beavis and Butthead plug their upcoming movie; Paul performs an original holiday number. | 1996-12-13 | |
| 65 | Drew Barrymore, Mathias Pakula, Faith Hill Somebody named Matias Paluka is interviewed by Dave, then does a weather forecast. | 1996-12-16 | |
| 66 | Andie MacDowell, Jimmie Walker, Rhett Atkins Tony sits in the audience, while Rupert shows Dave a ""Tickle Me Giuliani"" doll. | 1996-12-17 | |
| 67 | Harry Connick Jr., Walter Cronkite Mayor Giuliani shows up to put an apple on the Christmas tree, then gets in on a few pictures with Dave, Paul, and two audience members. Also, hockey great Gor… | 1996-12-18 | |
| 68 | Richard Simmons, Neve Campbell, Dave Matthews Band During a ""New for Christmas"" segment, Biff is nearly injured by a motorized hula hoop; Neve Campbell promotes ""Scream."" | 1996-12-19 | |
| 69 | Billy Crystal, Cuba Gooding Jr., Darlene Love Dave hugs a male audience member; fake snow falls on the backdrop, then on the audience; Darlene Love (featuring Bette Sussman) continues her holiday tradition … | 1996-12-20 | |
| 70 | John Travolta, Julianna Marguiles, St. Luke's Bottle Band Midway through Dave's interview with ""Michael"" star John Travolta, the buxom president of John's fan club gets a hug and an autograph. | 1996-12-23 | |
| 71 | Nathan Lane, Kelly Preston, Rich Hall | 1996-12-26 | |
| 72 | Jane Pauley, Robert Pastorelli, Blues Traveler John Popper of Blues Traveler sits in, while Biff gives dating tips. | 1996-12-27 | |
| 73 | Mary Tyler Moore, Jerry O'Connell, Oseola McCarty, Deana Carter Calvert DeForest is live at Times Square as the show is taped hours earlier. Tom Arnold appears again on New Year's Eve, this time without Roseanne. | 1996-12-30 | |
| 74 | Tom Arnold, Kamarr, Joe Queenan Calvert DeForest is live at Times Square as the show is taped hours earlier; Tom Arnold appears again on New Year's Eve, this time without Roseanne; Biff gets s… | 1996-12-31 | |
| 75 | Alec Baldwin, Cast of Chicago Dave introduces an audience member named Tara to Alec Baldwin; Dave shows a drawing of him in a 70's-era leisure suit; from the hit Broadway revival ""Chicago,"… | 1997-01-02 | |
| 76 | Courtney Cox, Lee Marek, Damon Hill During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks what Dave did for New Year's. Dave flashes back to a wild night with a bunch of fabulous babes, while Paul brings him back to… | 1997-01-03 | |
| 77 | Kids Tell Jokes, Tracey Ullman, B.B. King BB King sits in; Dave accidentally tears up the Top Ten blue card, so he reads the list via teleprompter; Tracey Ullman promotes her new HBO show, ""Tracey Take… | 1997-01-06 | |
| 78 | Ray Liotta, Norm MacDonald Dave swipes Tony's gum, which he had tried to hide on top of one of the cameras. Also, Rupert of Hello Deli is pitted against Amando of Stage Deli in a little … | 1997-01-07 | |
| 79 | Woody Harrelson, Jackie Chan, John Pizzarelli Dave fondly looks back at the one-year anniversary of ""El Blizzardo,"" then does a spit take with Windex®. Also, Woody Harrelson plugs hemp products and The P… | 1997-01-08 | |
| 80 | Matt Dillon, Rebecca Ramijn, Cassandra Wilson Dave sends an audience babe out to get some snow, and throughout the night the show is interrupted by a three-way snowball war between Dave, Inky and Anton. | 1997-01-09 | |
| 81 | Eddie Murphy, Dwight Yoakam, Veronica Paridee An audience member celebrating her birthday dances onstage; Inky threatens to throw a rock at Dave; Dave chats with a nine-year-old girl that delivered her baby… | 1997-01-10 | |
| 82 | Kevin Spacey, Madeline Kahn, Harry Hill Dave deems the show to be such a success that he announces the production of four spin-offs, ""Rupert Touches Meat,"" ""Leonard's Candid Camera,"" ""Kenny's Bay… | 1997-01-13 | |
| 83 | Penelope Ann Miller, Skeet Ulrich, BR5-49 It's time for another Late Show experiment: ""Who Will Get Kicked Out of TGIF's Sooner, a Shirtless Guy or a Guy with Ten Dogs?"" Answer: the shirtless guy. La… | 1997-01-14 | |
| 84 | Chris O'Donnell, Debbie Reynolds, Yo Yo Ma, Edgar Meyer, Mark O'Conner Dave shows QVC footage of a Cabbage Patch Bill Clinton doll eating French fries; Actor Chris O'Donnell does a Stupid Human Trick; the drama class from Calhoun H… | 1997-01-15 | |
| 85 | Tom Selleck, Art Donovan, Babyface Paul shows a clip of his new home video ""The Late Show Made Easy,"" while ""Know Your Cuts of Meat"" makes its debut on ""Know Your Current Events."" | 1997-01-16 | |
| 86 | Kevin Kline, Kevin Sorbo, Kevin Brennan It's an ""All Kevin Spectacular"" as Kevin Kline, Kevin Sorbo, and Kevin Brennan guest on the show. The closing credits on the show include all staffers named K… | 1997-01-17 | |
| 87 | David Schwimmer, Carmen Electra, Sheryl Crow Alan interrupts the monologue to comment on yesterday's Packers-Patriots Super Bowl; an audience member receives Dave's autograph; Calvert reports from New Orle… | 1997-01-27 | |
| 88 | Tony Danza, Desmond Howard, Helena Bonham Carter Biff presides over another segment of ""What They Would Have Had for Lunch If They Were Still Alive."" Tonight, Lorne Greene: ""a BLT."" Also, Tony Williams sit… | 1997-01-28 | |
| 89 | Dan Rather, Jane Leeves, Tori Amos Dave calls up an audience guy to meet Tori Amos, but he has to frisk him first. | 1997-01-29 | |
| 90 | Matthew Perry, Natasha Lyonne, Jewel Dave shows a promo of ""Rupert Jee's Private Parts,"" a spoof of the upcoming Howard Stern movie. Amongst those who participate in this parody are Rupert, Leon… | 1997-01-30 | |
| 91 | Rhea Perlman, Ray Ramano, Ice Cube | 1997-01-31 | |
| 92 | Stupid Human Tricks, Elle MacPherson, Charles Barkley Dave celebrates a decade and a half in late night television by introducing some of his favorite Stupid Human Tricks. Later, he chats with basketball star Char… | 1997-02-03 | |
| 93 | Isabella Rossellini, Billy Bob Thorton, Tokyo Shock Boys In honor of the re-release of the entire Star Wars trilogy, Dave moves his coffee mug with a little help from ""the force""; Billy Bob Thornton promotes his Ac… | 1997-02-04 | |
| 94 | Fran Drescher, Eva Herzigova, Tony Bennett Flugelhorn great Al Chez sits in with the band, while Leonard appears in a educational film about the First Thanksgiving. | 1997-02-05 | |
| 95 | Pierce Brosnan, Lance Alstodt, Brian Regan Know Your Current Events: Dave promises an audience participant named Brian (who Dave keeps calling ""Larry"") that if he can kick a field goal outside, he can … | 1997-02-06 | |
| 96 | Brett Favre, David Spade, Silverchair Mailbag: Paul appears in a commercial for ""Uncle Dave's Non-Alcoholic Gin."" Also, Dave and Green Bay Packers QB Brett Farve throw footballs into cabs, and Da… | 1997-02-07 | |
| 97 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Brett Butler, Fugees In a remote featuring Dave talking to various fan club presidents, a swordfight breaks out between the ""Cats"" and ""Star Wars"" fans. Also, Bob Borden profes… | 1997-02-10 | |
| 98 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Geoffrey Rush, Barry Manilow Dave ponders another one of his deep thoughts: ""How Long Can a Guy Spin a Revolving Door Before Somebody Stops Him?"" It takes 40 minutes and 6 seconds before … | 1997-02-11 | |
| 99 | Richard Harris, Siskel & Ebert, Far East Circus Throughout the night, Biff, Pat and Kenny recreate scenes from Academy Award-nominated films, including ""The English Patient"" and ""Jerry McGuire."" The gag … | 1997-02-12 | |
| 100 | Peter O'Toole, Salma Hayek, Jazz Passengers Dave brags that he had an incredible Valentine's Day last year, until Paul persuades him to admit that he spent it watching TV with an amorous Leonard. Also, t… | 1997-02-13 | |
| 101 | Sarah Ferguson, Allan Weimerskirch, Patti Smith Marv Albert is credited with six seperate appearances tonight, thus raising his total on the show to an even one hundred. Later, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of… | 1997-02-14 | |
| 102 | Tom Brokaw, Laura Linney, BLACKstreet Two weeks before, NBC denied Dave permission to use clips from his old show. So tonight, Tom Brokaw arrives and offers Dave a crumpled-up videotape from Late Ni… | 1997-02-17 | |
| 103 | Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Jeff Gordon The outside cam goes to Joe G's to launch production of the quickie movie ""Space Volcano""; Bruce Willis murders Mujibur and Sirajul; Demi Moore shows up with … | 1997-02-18 | |
| 104 | Michael J. Fox, Jon Voight, The Wallflowers Throughout the night, various civilians tell jokes about their jobs, while Dave admits that he has fallen in love with this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit i… | 1997-02-19 | |
| 105 | Julie Andrews, Doug E. Doug, The Amazing Jonathan The latest edition of ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video"" takes place entirely at Hello Deli, while ""Cosby"" star Doug E. Doug does standup. | 1997-02-20 | |
| 106 | Tony Randall, Juliette Binoche, David Brenner Frequent CBS Mailbag contributor Jerry Scales appears in the audience and is given a roast chicken made of Nyquil. Also, Tony Randall talks about becoming a pa… | 1997-02-21 | |
| 107 | Bill Cosby, David Hacker, Tina Turner On the three-year anniversary of his memorable first appearance on the Late Show, super-bowler Dick Weber rolls one strike after another out on 53rd Street. La… | 1997-02-24 | |
| 108 | Mia Farrow, Anne Heche, Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach James Cotton sits in; while pedestrians footrace against each other over on 54th and Broadway. | 1997-02-25 | |
| 109 | Howard Stern, Valeria Mazza, Porno for Pyros Leonard Tepper is live at Madison Square Garden, annoying participants at this year's Grammy Awards. He closes the segment by calling Dave a jackass. | 1997-02-26 | |
| 110 | Pauly Shore, Merrill Markoe, Celine Dion Dave shows outtakes of Leonard's Grammy report, and then gets thrown out of a taping of ""Wheel of Fortune"" by a security guard resembling Bill DeLace. | 1997-02-27 | |
| 111 | Bill Pullman, Richard Lewis, Lyle Lovett & Randy Newman Trumpeter Al Chez sits in; the ""First Annual Biff Henderson Award"" goes to a much-serving Biff; Randy Newman and Lyle Lovett perform ""You've Got a Friend In … | 1997-02-28 | |
| 112 | Jon Stewart, Debi Mazar, Duncan Sheik Dave comments on ""El Blizzardo Diablo,"" a raining snowstorm that practically has New York City in a standstill. Also, Dave and Paul participate in a cutthroa… | 1997-03-03 | |
| 113 | Robin Quivers, Adam Arkin, James Dave points out that the wet snow of yesterday's ""El Blizzardo Diablo"" has already melted and/or evaporated. Also, Adam Arkin promotes the upcoming made-for-… | 1997-03-04 | |
| 114 | Chevy Chase, Mary McCormack, Phish During ""Rejected Commercial Characters,"" jokes are translated for a select audience onstage from English to Japanese. | 1997-03-05 | |
| 115 | Kids Tell Jokes, Mary Steenburgen, Ray Wold Bluesman Keb' Mo sits in; Dave and Paul shill a new sleeping enhancer called EclipseQuil; ""pyrotechnic madman"" Ray Wold blows up stuff and somehow avoids burn… | 1997-03-06 | |
| 116 | Ted Danson, Famke Janssen, Mitch Hedburg CBS Mailbag: Jerry Scales asks, ""What do viewers miss?"" Gerard Mulligan comes out in costume as ""A 50-year-old guy dressed like Zorro."" Also, The Biff Hende… | 1997-03-07 | |
| 117 | Howard Stern, Ray Ramano, Chieftains Sean Pelton sits in for Anton, while Howard Stern promotes his new movie. | 1997-03-17 | |
| 118 | Martin Short, Larenz Tate, Kodo The camera fixates on a guy in the audience with a gigantic gut with DAVE written on it. Also, Martin Short does another musical number, with a final note so e… | 1997-03-18 | |
| 119 | Cindy Crawford, Robert Townsend, Chris Whitley The Late Show Current Events Singers take on Clinton's recent leg injury, then performs some sort of a cappella apology to Cindy Crawford. | 1997-03-19 | |
| 120 | Mike Myers, Sophie Marceau, Alison Krauss Today's burning question: ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get into a Coffee Shop?"" All 23 guys that volunteered get in, and they are later joined by a geeky… | 1997-03-25 | |
| 121 | Marv Albert, Anthony LaPaglia, Big Head Todd & the Monsters In honor of his birthday, former president Thomas Jefferson is seen skydiving over the city, followed shortly by William McKinley and Paul Shaffer. | 1997-03-26 | |
| 122 | Teri Garr, George Stephanopolous, Amanda Marshall Dave announces that today is Tony Mendez' 60th birthday, even though he's only 52; Dave orders Anton to fetch him some coffee; a man-on-the-street segment disse… | 1997-03-27 | |
| 123 | Marilu Henner, Marlon Wayans, The Cardigans Mailbag: Alan has an announcer sitting in with him, only to realize he's not his intern but his willing replacement. Meanwhile, Academy Award winner Billy Bob … | 1997-03-28 | |
| 124 | Bryant Gumbel, Kadeem Hardison, Bandbaz Brothers Songwriter Jimmy Webb sits in, and throughout the night the band plays his songs; Dave shows a tape of Rob Burnett's daughter being scared to death by Daddy as … | 1997-03-31 | |
| 125 | Tara Lipinsky, Margaret Colin, Nanci Griffith Dave calls a pay phone on Broadway, and then calls in a guy from Jersey named Rocky to tell the first ""Mets suck"" joke of the season. Also, Biff gives a pep … | 1997-04-01 | |
| 126 | Dan Akroyd, David Kruithoff, Cyndi Lauper A man claiming to be Paul's brother Kenny sits in the audience, while amateur dentist David Kriuthoff fidgets with a special camera that can go inside the mouth… | 1997-04-02 | |
| 127 | Jean-Claude Van Damme, Brad Garrett, Chris Fonseca ""Colin Dunner"" (Gerard), the lead dancer in the Broadway hit ""Riverdance"" promotes his new videotape ""Riverdancin' to the Oldies."" Also, Will Lee demonst… | 1997-04-03 | |
| 128 | John Cusak, Liv Tyler, David Bowie Mailbag: a man on the street is decapitated by a giant, renegade blue card. Also, Pat Farmer introduces his new segment ""Live Action Editorial Cartoon."" Toni… | 1997-04-04 | |
| 129 | Anthony Clark, Joan Lunden, Eryka Badu Dave says he's discovered he's been combing his hair wrong, so he fidgets with it throughout the show. Also, Zahshu, the ""World's Only Performing Hippo,"" rol… | 1997-04-07 | |
| 130 | Norm MacDonald, Justine Bateman, Trace Adkins ""How Many Guys in a Bunny Suit Can Get Into H&R Block?"" Only two, until both are kicked out. Right after the first commercial break, Biff then tries to get i… | 1997-04-08 | |
| 131 | Charles Grodin, David Alan Grier, Matthew Sweet In a running gag that was started two nights before (in homage to something that appeared occasionally on Late Night), Zahshu, ""The World's Only Performing Gol… | 1997-04-09 | |
| 132 | Tom Arnold, Bernie Williams, Bush | 1997-04-10 | |
| 133 | Kelsey Grammar, Jake Johannsen, Tracy Chapman Champion weightlifter Magnus Vermagnusson lifts various objects, including Mujibur and Sirajul; Dave comments on his upcoming 50th birthday; Zhushi ""The World'… | 1997-04-11 | |
| 134 | Martin Mull, Alicia Witt, Mary J. Blige Marv Albert interviews accountants, then shows a blooper real along side it; Dave notices that Tony is holding cue cards with gloves on; ""Pat Farmer's Live-Act… | 1997-04-21 | |
| 135 | Katie Couric, Roma Downey, INXS Dave finds a patron named Bob Reedy, in Joe G's Pizza to star in another fake film epic, the Anaconda spoof ""Snakequest 2000."" Quote Dave: ""For the love of g… | 1997-04-22 | |
| 136 | Tony Randall, Steven Weber, Wilco Allen Toussant sits in; Dave announces that in honor of the recent media hoopla over Ellen DeGeneres, the Late Show will now be ""more gay""; Wilco performs ""S… | 1997-04-23 | |
| 137 | Lisa Kudrow, Umberto Buccigrossi, Verve Pipe Biff announces that if Lyndon Johnson were alive today, he would've had a roast beef sandwich for lunch. Also, The Verve Pipe performs ""The Freshman."" | 1997-04-24 | |
| 138 | Stupid Human Tricks, Rosie Perez, John Hiatt On a special Indianapolis-themed night on the Late Show, Dorothy interrupts a comedy bit to give Dave a hug, while Reggie Miller presents the Top Ten. | 1997-04-25 | |
| 139 | Kurt Russell, Sinbad, Paula Cole Rupert Jee drops by to make an important announcement: ""America, I am a lesbian."" This inspires Regis to walk over and give him a hug. | 1997-04-28 | |
| 140 | Robin Williams, Tanya Tucker Dave shows a clip from the latest Charlie Brown Special: Charlie Brown declares, ""I think I'm a lesbian."" Also, two dorky audience members help wash a cab ou… | 1997-04-29 | |
| 141 | Alec Baldwin, Joey Lauren Adams, Indigo Girls It's ""Awards Night"" on the Late Show, as throughout the night Biff presents Gordie Howe with the Stanley Cup, Walter Payton with the Super Bowl Trophy, Bobby … | 1997-04-30 | |
| 142 | Garry Shandling, Luke Perry, Wendy Liebman Wendy Liebman discusses mammograms, while Luke Perry rappels off the side of the theater. | 1997-05-01 | |
| 143 | Roseanne, Justin Miller, Chuck Berry In honor of tonight's audience (all residents of St. Louis and its suburbs), the backdrop is altered to show the city's skyline; Dave shows live footage of the … | 1997-05-02 | |
| 144 | Bruce Willis, Elizabeth Hurley, Maxwell Dave dumps the show early yet again, and after searching high and low in Manhattan, Biff finally finds him demonstrating knife tricks at Benihana's. | 1997-05-05 | |
| 145 | John Goodman, Kathleen Quinlan, Hanson ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get into a Fountain?"" Only about six, as the men in costume are thrown out of Central Park by the NYPD. After the first comm… | 1997-05-06 | |
| 146 | Mike Myers, Danny Aiello, Crossbows of Death Tony Mendez does the Watusi; Biff announces that if Burt Lancaster were alive today, he would've had cream of mushroom soup and a tuna fish sandwich for lunch; … | 1997-05-07 | |
| 147 | Billy Crystal, Kristen Johnson, Bee Gees Rupert stars in a parody of those financial-success tapes that they sell in infomercials, while Kirsten Johnston promotes the 3-D season finale of Third Rock fr… | 1997-05-08 | |
| 148 | Ricki Lake, Kirby Puckett, Soul Asylum With tonight's audience being from the Twin Cities, Dave makes them feel at home by having a faux snow fall in the theater. Also, the Top Ten home office is te… | 1997-05-09 | |
| 149 | Cybil Shepard, Darrell Hammond, Linda Eder Tonight, Dave promises to show things that have never been on television before, including Marv Albert dancing with a giant squirrel, a gay man kissing a lesbia… | 1997-05-12 | |
| 150 | Andy Garcia, George Foreman, Travis Tritt Dancers from Riverdance make a return appearance on the show. Actually, they're staff writers Gerard Mulligan and Eric Kaplan, Leonard Tepper, and financial wiz… | 1997-05-13 | |
| 151 | David Hyde Pierce, Dana Delany, Spice Girls In honor of Late Show's 800th episode, Dave introduces ""Where Are They Now?"" pieces describing the whereabouts of Bernie Kopell, Howie Mandel, Olivia Newton-J… | 1997-05-14 | |
| 152 | Helen Hunt, Susie Maroney, Jeffery Tambor Late Show airs its second and last installment of Peanuts, as Lucy once again foils Charlie Brown's attempt to kick a football: ""Never mess around with a gangs… | 1997-05-15 | |
| 153 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Jeff Goldblum, Foo Fighters With tonight's audience representing Denver, Colorado, Dave interrupts the monologue to introduce an audience guy who ends up proposing to his girlfriend. Late… | 1997-05-16 | |
| 154 | Meg Ryan, Lance Henriksen, Mary Chapin-Carpenter Biff brings out a Billy goat that supposedly won the Kentucky Derby last weekend; Dave leaves the show to play for the New York Yankees, then goes on a half-hea… | 1997-05-19 | |
| 155 | Barbara Walters, Ida Doggett, God's Property with Kirk Franklin After showing past clips of disastrous attempts at stuffing guys in rabbit outfits inside various locales, Dave announces that it's time to play ""How Many Sail… | 1997-05-20 | |
| 156 | Richard Simmons, Kelly Preston, Toad the Wet Sprocket It's time yet again for ""What They Would Have for Lunch if They Were Alive Today"" with Biff Henderson. The celebrity: Dean Martin. The lunch: mac n' cheese. | 1997-05-21 | |
| 157 | Matthew Broderick, Nicole Sullivan, Savion Glover & Stomp ""Steven Spielberg"" (Gerard) brags out his new movie The Lost World, while Savion Glover performs a tap dance solo from the hit musical ""Stomp."" | 1997-05-22 | |
| 158 | Jason Alexander, Griffin Dunne, Sammy Hagar Mailbag: a horrific freak accident turns Rupert into the mysterious ""Dr. Meat."" Also, Jason Alexander promotes Love! Valour! Compassion! | 1997-05-23 | |
| 159 | Elle MacPherson, Vince Vaughn, Jewel Remote on the 14th Floor: Late Show staffers Eric Stangel, Matt Roberts, Bob Borden, Rodney Munoz, Christian Breheney, and Eric Kaplan relate their Prom Nightma… | 1997-06-02 | |
| 160 | Michael Richards, Rick Reynolds, Steve Winwood Customer Bob Barrett from Joe's Pizza is invited into the theater to act in the monster movie spectacular ""Ghost Dinosaur '97,"" co-starring Mujibur and Siraju… | 1997-06-03 | |
| 161 | Bill Cosby, Elaine Cunningham, Squirrel Nut Zippers The squash family is represented tonight by a visit from Elaine Cunningham, ""The Zucchini Lady""; Bill Cosby talks about his various medications. | 1997-06-04 | |
| 162 | Alicia Silverstone, Andy Dick, John Fogerty | 1997-06-05 | |
| 163 | Farrah Fawcett, John Fogerty Promoting an upcoming TV special, Farrah Fawcett walks out in a boozy daze, complimenting Dave for the view of the skyline when it's really a backdrop, then cra… | 1997-06-06 | |
| 164 | Harrison Ford, Steven Wright, Dave Matthews Band Biff reports from the NBA Finals in Salt Lake City; Dave makes his usual joke about buying his first car at Harrison Ford in Indiana; Dave Matthews Band perform… | 1997-06-09 | |
| 165 | Isabella Rossellini, Dave Chapelle, Bono & Larry Mullen Dave shows an altered clip of President Clinton admitting his dislike for cloning, and later Dave is once again visited by ""the lovely Is-a-bella Ros-sell-ini.… | 1997-06-10 | |
| 166 | Jon Stewart, Susan Molinari, Seven Mary Three Dave turns the hose on pedestrians outside the theater; Jaleel ""Urkel"" White helps ""Les Moonves"" promote CBS' fall lineup; Seven Mary Three performs ""Lucky… | 1997-06-11 | |
| 167 | Tom Brokaw, Janeane Garafolo, Sheryl Crow Tom Brokaw explains why he turned down an offer to leave NBC for CNN: ""Same as you with CBS: more money, smaller audience."" Also, Sheryl Crow performs ""A Ch… | 1997-06-12 | |
| 168 | John Travolta, Grant Hill, Sinead O'Connor Mailbag: ""Farrah Fawcett"" (Calvert) explains her behavior from last week. Also, Kenny ""The Quick-Witted Stagehand"" Sheehan makes his 1000th TV appearance, … | 1997-06-13 | |
| 169 | George Carlin, Nick Chinlund, James Taylor Paul is introduced as ""Radu,"" then shows Dave a Happy Meal toy that looks just like him. Also, Dave hides in an apartment, harassing delivery people as they c… | 1997-06-16 | |
| 170 | Kathy Ireland, Jeremy Holz, Michael Story A new challenge: ""Who Can Hail a Cab First""- a pantsless Mets fan or a pantless Yankees fan? For once, the Mets win the big one. | 1997-06-17 | |
| 171 | Matt Lauer, Ruthie Bolton-Holifield, Mighty Mighty Bosstones Dave gives an audience woman a ham just for being Polish; several members of the cast of Cats go inside FlashDancers; Alan Kalter promotes ""Late Show: The Game… | 1997-06-18 | |
| 172 | Julia Roberts, Jon Bon Jovi Julia Roberts is treated to a clip of her first appearance on Letterman from 1990, only to watch the clip blackened out by NBC. Also, Jon Bon Jovi performs ""J… | 1997-06-19 | |
| 173 | Siskel & Ebert, Dermot Mulroney, King Charles Troupe ""Riverdancers"" Gerry Mulligan, Mike McIntee, Eric Kaplan, and Jim Peterson amaze and delight the studio audience and the home viewers in response to a letter … | 1997-06-20 | |
| 174 | Marilu Henner, Doug E. Doug, Johnny Lang Anton is introduced as ""Anton Zip""; Dave shows the audience a chart of who's permitted to be on the show and who isn't; in tonight's remote, Dave goes to a pr… | 1997-06-23 | |
| 175 | Nick Turturro, Daisy Fuentes, Motley Crue The outside cam heads to Joe G's looking for a guy to write a theme song for, where they stumble across Brian and his girlfriend. Also, Dave takes the audience… | 1997-06-24 | |
| 176 | Peter Fonda, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Ricki Lee Jones It's 91 degrees outside, so Biff decides to watch ice melt on the street. | 1997-06-25 | |
| 177 | Brian Williams, Diane Cannon, Gil Shaham A flying saucer heckles Dave from the backdrop, while Dyan Cannon promotes Out to Sea and makes friendly with Dave. | 1997-06-26 | |
| 178 | Martin Lawrence, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah McLachlan Dave declares a guy named Jeff as ""Captain of the Audience,"" helping the host out with menial tasks such as helping present the Top Ten and keeping the audien… | 1997-06-27 | |
| 179 | Will Smith, Heidi Klum, Brad Byers Bowling great Dick Weber sits in with the band; Calvert kicks someone in the nether regions for the shear fun of it; Dave and Paul trade faces. | 1997-06-30 | |
| 180 | Jason Priestly, Patricia Richardson, The Cicadas Dave gets two girls at a nearby cafe to help celebrate Canada Day with Canada Dry®, which gets delivered by a Mountie; to continue a running gag started the pre… | 1997-07-01 | |
| 181 | Tom Arnold, Mitchell Libonati, Blur During the ""Supermarket Finds"" segment, Dave takes a sample of something called ""White Fungus"" and spits it out; another bowling great (Marshall Holman) sit… | 1997-07-02 | |
| 182 | Evander Holyfield, Lee Marek, Sarah Silverman Dave talks about the a new unauthorized autobiography of Martha Stewart; tonight's guest bowler is Hall of Famer Carmen Salvino; Dave appears in a 50's-style ci… | 1997-07-03 | |
| 183 | Martin Short, Manny the Hippie, Fang Fang Pro bowler Nelson Burton, Jr. sits in; during Mailbag, Tom Arnold bits his own ear off; Manny the Hippie resurfaces; for the second year in a row, Dave sends au… | 1997-07-04 | |
| 184 | Don Rickles, Brendan Fraser, En Vogue Dave shows off his new, shorter haircut; an audience member sings the theme song from Grease; Tim Allen presents the Top Ten. | 1997-07-14 | |
| 185 | Tim Robbins, Jackie Chan, Shawn Colvin It's a balmy 97 degrees outside, so Biff fries an egg on the sidewalk, later adding bacon and toast. | 1997-07-15 | |
| 186 | Mary Tyler Moore, Querbe Tirmizi, Matchbox 20 Dave interviews NYC taxi driver Querbe Tirmizi, who returned $30,000 he found in his cab. | 1997-07-16 | |
| 187 | Nathan Lane, Robey Morgan, Third Eye Blind Dave begins a month-long campaign to run into the ground his current favorite phrase: ""Something from the meat case, Linda?"" Also, Dave, Tony Randall, and a d… | 1997-07-17 | |
| 188 | Robert Pastorelli, Craig Kilborn, Live | 1997-07-18 | |
| 189 | Pauly Shore, Leslie Mann, Puff Daddy Dave congratulates Paul on being #6 on the Forbes 500; Biff and Eric Kaplan explain how they make Dave's coffee mug levitate; Sean ""Puff Daddy"" Combs, Faith E… | 1997-07-21 | |
| 190 | Kids Tell Jokes, Mario Andretti, John Hiatt It's time once again for ""King of the Meats,"" the mano-a-mano kosher competition between Rupert of Hello Deli and Amando Vasquez of the nearby Stage Deli. Am… | 1997-07-22 | |
| 191 | John Turturro, Kathy Kinney, Radish Harrison Ford reports from Hawaii; in the debut edition of ""Pointless Celebrity Cameo Theater,"" Calvert, Regis, and Tony Randall stand around like goons while… | 1997-07-23 | |
| 192 | Dan Rather, Kathy Griffin, k.d. Lang The Harrison Ford World Tour (in which he's promoting The Devil's Own) makes a stop in Paris, France; Dave suggests the Paul legally change his name to ""Radu""… | 1997-07-24 | |
| 193 | Samuel L. Jackson, Barry Sonnenfeld During ""CBS Mailbag,"" we look into a day in the life of a ""Accident-Prone Blood-Gorged Tick"" (Leonard Tepper). | 1997-07-25 | |
| 194 | Jennifer Anniston, Brian Regan, William H. Macy It's so hot outside that Biff tries to start a fire on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass and a bundle of sticks, as members from New York's Fire Department s… | 1997-07-28 | |
| 195 | Norm MacDonald, Phylicia Rashad, Jamiroquai Dave gets four galpals from West Virginia to go on a tour of the city with Biff; Physilla Rashad promotes her sitcom Cosby; Jamiroquai performs the #1 hit ""Vir… | 1997-07-29 | |
| 196 | Charles Grodin, Billy Connolly, David Byrne Dave congratulates Rob Burnett upon the birth of his daughter; a ""What's On Other Channels"" bit is interrupted by a car honking, courtesy of Creepy Dave; Davi… | 1997-07-30 | |
| 197 | Julia Roberts, Blues Traveler John Popper sits in with the band; Dave asks a paramedic about a piece of carrot he ""horked"" into his left lung during lunch today; Julia Roberts promotes Con… | 1997-07-31 | |
| 198 | Tony Danza, Michael Rapaport Dave shows some ""Surprising Facts About Celebrities."" Later, Tony Danza promotes his new sitcom. | 1997-08-01 | |
| 199 | Bob Dole, Bill Bellamy, Ziggy Marley & the Melody Makers Dave presents a Wall Street quiz; Bob Dole talks about retirement. | 1997-08-04 | |
| 200 | Ray Liotta, David Brenner, Natalie Desselle Deliberately-obvious stunt doubles pose as Dave and Paul showing off their bike skills, while Dave carves a sculpture of Paul made from butter; a man claiming t… | 1997-08-05 | |
| 201 | Jay Thomas, Annabella Sciorra, Tonic Jay Thomas shows Dave a tape of himself spitting out something during a recent television appearance. The footage is repeated several times. | 1997-08-06 | |
| 202 | Sylvester Stallone, Tommy LaSorda Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Biff reports from the Garth Brooks concert in Central Park and meets ""Garth"" himself (Leonard Tepper). | 1997-08-07 | |
| 203 | Demi Moore, Jay Mohr, Aerosmith The new sitcom ""The Letterman Family"" is promoted, starring Dave, Tony Randall, and Nadine Hennally. Later, Demi Moore shaves an audience member's head. | 1997-08-08 | |
| 204 | Tom Selleck, Billy Joel Dave feeds Tom Selleck some avocados. Later, they make a crank phone call to Al Roker. | 1997-08-18 | |
| 205 | Barbara Walters, Charles Dutton, Morrissey Barbara Walters promotes her new talk show, ""The View."" | 1997-08-19 | |
| 206 | Mira Sorvino, Jeff Altman, Coolio Dave compares President Clinton's 51st birthday to meatloaf. Later, he chats with his old friend Jeff Altman. | 1997-08-20 | |
| 207 | Donald Trump, Janine Turner, Ruth Brown & Bonnie Raitt ""The Donald"" talks about a recent boat trip. Later, Janine Turner promotes ""Leave It To Beaver."" | 1997-08-21 | |
| 208 | Alicia Silverstone, Bev Tanner, George Miller Alicia Silverstone promotes her new movie Excess Baggage. | 1997-08-22 | |
| 209 | Vanessa Williams, Joe Montana Dave announces that he is starring in the ""Late Show of Passion,"" which is just like the Late Show, except that it's dubbed so it looks like a telenovela. La… | 1997-08-25 | |
| 210 | Paul Reiser, Tia Carrera, Echo & the Bunnymen | 1997-08-26 | |
| 211 | Laurence Fishburne, Jonathan Katz, Paula Cole Tonight's Top Ten is interrupted by a phone call from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska: ""It's not all that funny anymore."" Meanwhile, Biff wreaks havoc in … | 1997-08-27 | |
| 212 | Tom Arnold, Mehgan Heany-Grear, Dane Cook Dave complains about the dog days of summer. | 1997-08-28 | |
| 213 | Stupid Human Tricks, Danny Aiello, Radiohead Warren is run over by a car; during ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" Douglas Pierce plays the ""Jeopardy"" theme on his hands; Dave bids a fond farewell to head writer … | 1997-08-29 |
Season 5 · 1997 · 203 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Terry Bradshaw, Carmen Electra, Eddie Brill Dave shows highlights from the annual Labor Day staff cookout on 53rd Street; Terry Bradshaw and stagehand Corky Ramirez both inexplicably break into song. | 1997-09-01 | |
| 2 | Steven Seagal, Brittany Starr, Beck Warren is caught watching tennis on TV; Dave harasses teen talk show host John Hall; Beck performs ""Devil's Haircut."" | 1997-09-02 | |
| 3 | Joan Lunden, Chris Rock, Fiona Apple Viewers at home receive the rare opportunity to see the new audience orientation tape (starring Leonard Tepper). Later, Fiona Apple performs ""Criminal."" | 1997-09-03 | |
| 4 | Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Robert Carlyle | 1997-09-04 | |
| 5 | Kevin Kline, Jamie Foxx, Sugar Ray On Warren's last night filling in for Paul, he receives a ""Deputy of Comedy"" badge. Later, Sugar Ray performs ""Fly."" | 1997-09-05 | |
| 6 | Danny DeVito, Patrick Rafter, Tim McGraw Paul returns from filming ""Blues Brothers 2000"" with a shaved head. Meanwhile, Dave, Biff, Regis, Al Roker, and Bob Barker harass people in Central Park. | 1997-09-08 | |
| 7 | Salma Hayek, Joan Cusak, Louie Anderson Dave calls the pay phone island outside so that an unsuspecting tourist could participate in a comedy skit. When nobody picks up a phone, Dave goes on the stre… | 1997-09-09 | |
| 8 | Noah Wylie, Damon Wayons, Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot Dave is so fascinated by Paul's shaved head (introduced last night) that he has to talk about it at the beginning of the show. | 1997-09-10 | |
| 9 | Andie MacDowell, Cynthia Cooper, Nanci Griffith & Darius Rucker Paul writes a song for a trucker who participated in ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Dave chats with WNBA MVP Cynthia Cooper. | 1997-09-11 | |
| 10 | Jennifer Jason Leigh, Starr Jones, Bee Gees Dave chats with CBS star ""Steve Urkel"" (Gerard), while Star Jones plugs ""The View."" | 1997-09-12 | |
| 11 | George Clooney, Bill Cosby Dave listens to the philosophies of second-graders in ""Dave Talks to Kids""; George Clooney promotes ""The Peacemaker."" | 1997-09-22 | |
| 12 | Nicole Kidman, Gregory Hines, God's Property Biff delivers a housewarming gift to a Hooters franchise that just opened, and they send back buffalo wings. Later, an NBC nurse tends to Nicole Kidman's cold. | 1997-09-23 | |
| 13 | Jennifer Lopez, Michael Lamonico, Bill Engvall Dave discusses aerosol cheese with last minute guest Chef Michael Lomonaco who says, ""It's great when you're driving, actually. You get a little squirt when yo… | 1997-09-24 | |
| 14 | Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Lipnicki, Deana Carter Richard Simmons interupts ""Know Your Current Events""; Drew Carey presents ""Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office""; 7-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki promotes hi… | 1997-09-25 | |
| 15 | Kim Basinger, Ray Ramano, Jackson Browne In a return to the popular theme nights of yore, the entire LATE SHOW audience consists of freshmen from NYU. During the show, Candice Bergen presents a specia… | 1997-09-26 | |
| 16 | Fourth Anniversary Special Dave shows some of his favorite remotes, segments, and comedy clips from the first four years of ""The Late Show."" | 1997-09-29 | |
| 17 | Fran Drescher, Ryan Tripp, Brooks & Dunn Bob Borden finally gets to meet Jaleel ""Urkel"" White, while Paul composes a musical number about pastries that resemble celebrities. | 1997-09-29 | |
| 18 | Michael J. Fox, Sarah O'Hare, Patti Smith Dave gives a local named Tom Worzall ten seconds of air time, then chats with Wonderbra model Sarah O'Hare. | 1997-09-30 | |
| 19 | Cameron Diaz, Adam Arkin, Veniamin Cameron Diaz promotes ""A Life Less Ordinary,"" while the famed contortionist Veniamin does a demonstration. | 1997-10-01 | |
| 20 | Matt Lauer, Ryan Kurlander, Sheryl Crow Dave comments on the Yankees playoff chances, then chats with new ""Today"" co-host Matt Lauer. | 1997-10-02 | |
| 21 | Elle MacPherson, Jon Tenney, Elvis Costello & the Fairfield Four Dave shows (bogus) NASA footage of Mir; the Dutch Mariachis sing ""Happy Birthday"" to Biff. | 1997-10-03 | |
| 22 | Dan Aykroyd, Jack Hanna, Boyz II Men Dave and Paul visit the ""International Hair Forum""; Dan Aykroyd promotes ""Soul Man"" and plays the harmonica. | 1997-10-06 | |
| 23 | Bryant Gumbel, Harland Williams, Everclear Joe G. stars in the new crime drama ""Joey Ventura,"" and clips from the show are scattered throughout the night; Dave gives Paul crap for bumping into a camera… | 1997-10-07 | |
| 24 | John Lithgow, Christy Turlington, Foo Fighters Dave watches leaves turn and nails dry, and an audience member's receives and smokes his first cigar. | 1997-10-08 | |
| 25 | James Belushi, Christina Ricci, Oasis Throughout the night, Leonard plugs his new show, ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video."" Later, Jim Belushi promotes ""Total Security."" | 1997-10-09 | |
| 26 | Uma Thurman, Mark Wahlberg, Eddie Izzard ""Dr."" Bill DeLace comments on seasonal allergies; Mark Wahlberg promotes ""Boogie Nights."" | 1997-10-10 | |
| 27 | David Duchovny, Emily Mae Young, Todd Barry 1997: Stagehand and accomplished thespian Kenny Sheehan is seen in clips from ""The Today Show,"" ""Guiding Light,"" ""Cosby,"" ""The People's Court,"" and ""Sp… | 1997-10-13 | |
| 28 | Tom Brokaw, Stevie Starr, Green Day After Dave shows clips of past bunny antics, the Late Show presents ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get in the Times Square Disney Store?"" The answer: Three… | 1997-10-14 | |
| 29 | Nathan Lane, Chalize Theron, Carly Simon Paul introduces this year's National League champions, the Atlanta Braves, until Dave tells him that the Florida Marlins actually won. Later, Carly Simon and J… | 1997-10-15 | |
| 30 | Mike Wallace, Kelly Montieth, LL Cool J Dave presents ""The Story Behind the Story: The Rolling Stones,"" which looks at the dramatic and emotionally draining production of a ""Behind the Music""-type… | 1997-10-16 | |
| 31 | Robert Pastorelli, Harmony Korine, Smash Mouth WCBS-TV presents a skit about a pancake that looks like Paul. Later, Robert Pastorelli promotes his new drama ""Cracker."" | 1997-10-17 | |
| 32 | Mariah Carey, Anthony Clark Dave shows (bogus) footage of businessmen jumping out of windows on Wall Street; we take a look at ""What Dave Did with the Extra Hour from Standard Time""; Mar… | 1997-10-27 | |
| 33 | Maria Martiromo, Penn & Teller, Amy Grant Following yesterday's sell-off on Wall Street, Dave shows footage of deceased stockbrokers ascending back through windows after today's market recovery. Later,… | 1997-10-28 | |
| 34 | Ellen Barkin, Bobby Bonilla, Angelo Massagli Biff plays ""Let's Scare the Crap Out of Rupert Jee,"" while Dave interviews Bobby Bonilla of the World Series Champion Florida Marlins. | 1997-10-29 | |
| 35 | Kid Scientists, David Hyde Pierce, Andy Greene Lee Marek helps Dave out with a sextet of Kid Scientists. | 1997-10-30 | |
| 36 | Stupid Human Tricks, Naomi Campbell, Bobby Brown In honor of the new movie ""Boogie Nights,"" Dave shows bogus clips of Paul and Nadine Hennelly in 70's-era porno films. Meanwhile, Tony impresses Dave with hi… | 1997-10-31 | |
| 37 | John Travolta, Cybill Shepard, Kuznetsov Troupe Dave shows a picture of production associate Tara Callahan, who ran in the New York Marathon; John Travolta plugs Face-Off; Martin Short appears for exactly thi… | 1997-11-03 | |
| 38 | Danny Aiello, Helena Bonham Carter, Mandy & Dora Lee Patinkin 1997: We go to Joe G.'s in search of a political candidate, and we find an unsuspecting patron named Lee Holt. Later in the show, Lee becomes the subject of a … | 1997-11-04 | |
| 39 | Sarah Ferguson, Kelly McGillis, Leann Rimes Dave, Paul, Alan, Calvert, and Anton (as ""Buddy"") star in ""Late Show: The Movie."" Also, Rudy Guiliani (poorly) disguises himself as a audience member in th… | 1997-11-05 | |
| 40 | Harry Connick Jr., Pamela Lee Dave shows a fake ad for a PBS documentary about the band KISS. Later, a lady in the audience who Dave accidentally threw a blue card near is now wearing a cer… | 1997-11-06 | |
| 41 | Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Heather Matarazzo, B.B. King & Tracy Chapman Casey Kasem introduces the ""Late Show Chair of Mystery."" Also, BB King and Tracy Chapman perform a soulful duet. | 1997-11-07 | |
| 42 | Wesley Snipes, Naomi Judd, Martina Hingis ""Master Mentalist"" Pat Farmer does a demonstration on Kenny Sheehan; singer-restaurateur Naomi Judd cooks a family recipe for Dave. | 1997-11-10 | |
| 43 | Claire Danes, Michelle Kwan, Lorrie Morgan Dave makes a bad phone call for an audience member, then comments on Marv Albert's legal troubles. | 1997-11-11 | |
| 44 | Marv Albert, Daniel Scribner & Tylin Hall, John Fogerty The greatest six minutes in Late Show history: When the Top Ten card is missing, Dave runs out of the theater, is hit by a cab, runs into Al Roker, and goes int… | 1997-11-12 | |
| 45 | Bill Murray, Alison Eastwood, Matchbox 20 Live from the Edwards Air Force Base, Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton race to earn the title of ""World's Fastest Movie Star."" Also, Bill Murray plugs ""T… | 1997-11-13 | |
| 46 | Don Rickles, Heather Graham, Lou Reed During Mailbag, Gerard performs a Broadway-style number about the possibility of him getting fired. Also, Heather Graham plugs ""Boogie Nights."" | 1997-11-14 | |
| 47 | Richard Simmons, Venus Williams, Wynonna Dave plugs the new CD ""Live on Letterman,"" then goes door-to-door offering to rake leaves. | 1997-11-17 | |
| 48 | Tom Arnold, Kordell Stewart, Elvis Costello It's another ""Quarterback Challenge"" as Pittsburgh Steelers field general Kordell Stewart and Dave aim footballs at a water tower across the street from the E… | 1997-11-18 | |
| 49 | Sigourney Weaver, David Brenner, Trischa Yearwood Dave (supposedly) calls the Butterball Turkey Handling Hotline, while two mailmen (Leonard and Gerard) present a U.S. Post Office-sanctioned message about on-th… | 1997-11-19 | |
| 50 | Danny DeVito, Sarah Michelle Gellar Tony Mendez interrupts Dave, pointing out that he's missing a cue card. It turns out it was with Tony Randall all along. | 1997-11-20 | |
| 51 | Kirstie Alley, Luke Perry, Shengyang Acrobats Dave shows a (bogus) ad for a Clinton phone sex hotline, while Kirstie Alley plugs ""Veronica's Closet."" | 1997-11-21 | |
| 52 | John Cusak, Natalie Portman, Stomp with Bill Irwin Paul leaves the show to hosts his own spinoff chatfest; comedian Bill Irwin; the cast of ""Stomp"" performs. | 1997-11-24 | |
| 53 | Kids Tell Jokes, Marisa Tomei, James Taylor Dave brings in cab driver Carlos Andrede, who becomes the master of ceremonies in the hastily-produced ""Carlos Andrede Thanksgiving Day Parade,"" featuring per… | 1997-11-25 | |
| 54 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Joost Elffers A high school marching band from Memphis storms through the audience after ""Know Your Current Events."" | 1997-11-26 | |
| 55 | Kevin Spacey, Art Donovan, Wallflowers It's time for another call to Dave's mom to play ""Guess the Pies""; tonight, she's baked coconut butterscotch pecan pie and cherry pie as well as a sculpted he… | 1997-11-27 | |
| 56 | Jon Stewart, John Witherspoon, Days of the New During Mailbag, Dave bags groceries. Also, in spoof of those high-related FOX specials, Dave and Paul reveal one of the magician's secrets. | 1997-11-28 | |
| 57 | Courteney Cox, Peyton Manning, Shania Twain Grover Washington, Jr. sits in; Dave shows a Sing and Snore Ernie that he bought yesterday, and it's head tragically comes off with blood gushing out; Dave and … | 1997-12-08 | |
| 58 | Helen Hunt, Terrell Davis, Chumbawamba | 1997-12-09 | |
| 59 | Sir Anthony Hopkins, Eric Lindros, Enya | 1997-12-10 | |
| 60 | Nathan Lane, Hazelle Goodman, Mitch Fatel The outside cam reveals Buddy (Bill Clinton's dog) trying to get inside Hooters. Also, Nathan Lane sings a brief song about Hanukkah. | 1997-12-11 | |
| 61 | Alex D Linz, Jerry O'Connell, Bryan Adams During Mailbag, Dave and Paul give birth to septuplets. Also, child actor Alex D. Linz plugs ""Home Alone 3."" | 1997-12-12 | |
| 62 | Kevin Costner, Tyra Banks, Nina & Nickolai Dave and Tony go to Giants Stadium so Tony can be a kicker, with a little help from Giants coach Jim Fassel, plus kickers Brad Daluiso and Danny Kanell; a man c… | 1997-12-15 | |
| 63 | Pam Grier, Tom Everett Scott, James Brown A plastic Statue of Liberty, a giant meatball, and a pile of bagels are placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree. Later in the show, a preacher in the aud… | 1997-12-16 | |
| 64 | Greg Kinnear, Djimon Hounsou, Ben Folds Five Dave annoys Paul with his impersonation of John Wayne speaking French: ""Bonjour, mon ami."" | 1997-12-17 | |
| 65 | Leslie Nelson, Michelle Yeoh, Hanson Dave shows a (bogus) clip of him as a 50's-era child actor, while Biff receives Foster's Lager ® from an Australian audience member. | 1997-12-18 | |
| 66 | Pierce Brosnan, Lou Holtz ""James Bond"" (Tom Manino) comes up from the audience at Dave's insistance. Later in the show, Pierce Bronson and his doppleganger go one-on-one. Also, Paul … | 1997-12-19 | |
| 67 | Joan Lunden, Angelo Massaglini, G. Love with Special Sauce & Dr. John In honor of the week's top-grossing film, Titanic, the stage floods with water. Also, Rupert introduces ""Rudolph, the Littlest Reindeer."" | 1997-12-22 | |
| 68 | Terry Bradshaw, Billy Zane, Darlene Love It's ""Holiday Tradition Night"" on the Late Show: Another Darlene Love/Bette Sussman performance of ""Christmas (Baby Please Come Home),"" along with another P… | 1997-12-23 | |
| 69 | Quentin Tarantino, Anne Heche, Kenny Wayne Shepard Band During Mailbag, ""The Biff Henderson Celebrity Telephone Interview"" interrogates a man claiming to be Dick Clark. Later in the show, during Dave's interview w… | 1997-12-26 | |
| 70 | Bridget Fonda, Matt Damon, Allan Harvey David Sanborn sits in; Ms. Markey's kindergarten kids in Bowie, MD each write an essay titled ""If I Could Have One Wish""; Bridget Fonda promotes ""Jackie Brow… | 1997-12-29 | |
| 71 | Marilu Henner, Leila Kenzle, George Miller Dave talks about his plans for New Year's. | 1997-12-30 | |
| 72 | Samuel L. Jackson, Howie Long, Louie C.K. Like he does every year, Dave regales us with another one of his far-fetched New Year's stories. After Leon Pendarvis brings him down to earth, Dave confesses … | 1998-01-05 | |
| 73 | Tom Brokaw, Tobey Maquire, Fiona Apple Leon's still here; a customer from Joe G's stars in the quickie movie ""Titanic: Death Boat ‘98""; the outside-cam reveals radioactive steam coming out of the… | 1998-01-06 | |
| 74 | Norm MacDonald, Peta Wilson, Streb Recently deposed ""Weekend Update"" anchorman Norm MacDonald vents his anger to Dave; daredevil dance group Streb performs. | 1998-01-07 | |
| 75 | Minnie Driver, Paul Simon, Cast of The Capeman Marc Anthony and the Broadway cast members perform a song from Paul Simon's new musical ""The Capeman."" | 1998-01-08 | |
| 76 | Penelope Ann Miller, Terry Pledger, Collective Soul CBS Mailbag: Chris Schmitt of Ottawa, Kansas asks why Biff has a scowl on his face. Biff comes onstage as a lobster is hooked on his backside. Later, Dave expla… | 1998-01-09 | |
| 77 | Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Mick Fleetwood sits in, and later he plays drums for tonight's musical guests, fellow Fleetwood Mac members Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham. | 1998-01-12 | |
| 78 | Bill Pullman, Jim Breuer, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham Mick Fleetwood sits in again, now joined by pianist Allen Toussaint. Also, tonight's ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" is a surprising disappointment, as the… | 1998-01-13 | |
| 79 | Peter O'Toole, Martin Scorcese ""Dave Sucks"" is spray-painted onto the World Trade Center, while ""The Masked Magician"" (Pat Farmer) performs a dangerous trick on Kenny Sheehan. | 1998-01-14 | |
| 80 | Kenneth Branagh, Spice Girls, Jim Nantz Biff has hot towels for the audience, while the Spice Girls perform ""Stop."" | 1998-01-15 | |
| 81 | Ben Stiller, Sandra Bernhard, Jars of Clay Mailbag: Biff stars in the Swedish sitcom knockoff ""Mjørk and Minde."" Also, famed session keyboardist Chuck Leavell sits in. | 1998-01-16 | |
| 82 | Michael Isikoff, Sarah Ferguson Dave finds three girls in the audience that have never slept with President Clinton; Bob Borden covers the Super Bowl, so Dave implies that Sparky Mortimer can … | 1998-01-26 | |
| 83 | Robert Duvall, Kennedy, Emmylou Harris Dave brings out his top intern Duane, who might be a Chippendale dancer on the side. Also, Dave complains about Late Show knockoffs and shows as an example ""T… | 1998-01-27 | |
| 84 | Michael Keaton, Brian Williams, Blues Traveller John Popper sits in; Dave does the first of his many all-Clinton monologues. | 1998-01-28 | |
| 85 | David Spade, Justin Miller, Jeff Garlin Ruth Brown sits in, while Dave makes crepes with child cooking prodigy Justin Miller. | 1998-01-29 | |
| 86 | Ethan Hawke, Merrill Markoe Paul performs a song promoting Tom Selleck's appearance next week, while Dave and Merrill Markoe pretend to flirt. | 1998-01-30 | |
| 87 | Tom Arnold, Steve Forbes, Jake Johannsen Throughout the week, guitarist Mike Campbell fills in for Felicia, who has the flu; Dave mentions that yesterday was the sixteenth anniversary of the debut of L… | 1998-02-02 | |
| 88 | John Goodman, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff Gordon Anton introduced as Prince Randusi of Senegal; Mike Campbell is still here; ten interns present the Top Ten; John Goodman shows a clip of him jumping into a fou… | 1998-02-03 | |
| 89 | Dan Akroyd, Naomi Campbell, Duncan Sheik Dan Aykroyd promotes Blues Brothers 2000, which, might I add, co-stars Paul Shaffer. Also, Duncan Sheik performs ""Everyone, Everywhere."" | 1998-02-04 | |
| 90 | Dan Rather, Honeymoon the pig, Cast of Ragtime Dave chats Pam Amba and ""Honeymoon,"" the pig that saved her life. | 1998-02-05 | |
| 91 | Drew Barrymore, Shania Twain It's the opening of the Winter Olympics, so Dave announces miniature Ski-Jumping Dogs in the backdrop. Also, live via satellite, Dave chats with his mom in Naga… | 1998-02-06 | |
| 92 | Richard Simmons, John Elway Throughout the night, ski-jumping dogs perform in the backdrop; Felicia returns; Dorothy Letterman makes her first report from Nagano. | 1998-02-09 | |
| 93 | Bill Cosby, Blues Brothers Remote: Dave goes door-to-door in New Jersey again, this time to ask about the Winter Olympics. Also, to promote their new film, the reunited Blues Brothers Ba… | 1998-02-10 | |
| 94 | Stupid Human Tricks, Cindy Crawford, Jonny Moseley Jonny ""Big Air"" Moseley, Gold-medal winner for Mogul Skiing, shows off the large pieces of whitebread being served to the American Olympians. | 1998-02-11 | |
| 95 | Adam Sandler, Jack Hanna While playing ""Know Your Current Events,"" a soon-to-be unemployed stewardess for United Airlines tells Dave, ""Passengers are our worst enemy."" Also, ten US… | 1998-02-12 | |
| 96 | Bruce Willis, LeAnn Rimes & Bryan White Live via satellite, it's Dave's mom at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan, where she introduces a skiing monkey. She also presents the Top Ten. | 1998-02-13 | |
| 97 | Heather Locklear, Tom Selleck Live via satellite in Nagano, Japan: Dorothy's feeling under the weather, Biff and his wife Carolyn chat with Winter Olympic athletes. Also, Tony shows us a cu… | 1998-02-16 | |
| 98 | Mike Myers, Paula Cole Mike Myers chats with (live via satellite) his mother, while Dorothy interrogates Picabo Street. | 1998-02-17 | |
| 99 | Nathan Lane, Bingo Granny Regis, Paul, Mujibur and Sirajul help Dave learn how to skate a la Kristi Yamiguchi, while Dave and Jerry Foley observe and interview ""Future Olympic Hopefuls.… | 1998-02-18 | |
| 100 | Bob Dole, Marilyn Manson Almost halfway into the show, Dave suddenly leaves and gets into a cab that drives to Mexico, then San Francisco. Dave then boats across the Pacific, stops in J… | 1998-02-19 | |
| 101 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Jonny Moseley In ""Day in New York City with Olympic Judges,"" the one female judge gives Dave's performance in bed a 2.8; during Stupid Pet Tricks, Biff demonstrates a trick… | 1998-02-20 | |
| 102 | Jeff Bridges, Nikki Stone, John Fogerty Paul Newman drops by to annoy Dave; outtakes from last week's ""Olympic Hopefuls"" piece are shown; Dave persuades a less-than-homesick Dorothy to go back to In… | 1998-02-23 | |
| 103 | Kelsey Grammer, Sarah Tueting & Cammi Granato, Sarah McLachlan Dave points out that Rob Burnett made a cameo on last night's episode of Cosby; the editors of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue reveal that most of the pho… | 1998-02-24 | |
| 104 | Susan Sarandon, Eric Bergoust, Aretha Franklin David ""Fathead"" Newman sits in on sax; Bob Borden reports from the Grammys; Dave shows an ad for ""Saddam's Beret Bazaar."" | 1998-02-25 | |
| 105 | David Schwimmer, Chris Witty, Shawn Colvin | 1998-02-26 | |
| 106 | Kate Winslet, Tara Lipinski, Ray Romano | 1998-02-27 | |
| 107 | Patrick Stewart, Frank Urbancic, Joan Cusak As usual, Dave cheats in his annual competition with the World Grocery Bagging Champion. This years' sucker: Frank Urbancic. Also, Dave shows a (bogus) clip of … | 1998-03-02 | |
| 108 | Kid Scientists, Gabriel Byrne, Richie Sambora In the latest ""Kid Scientists"" segment, Lee Marek and his prodigies demonstrate the concept of heat. Also, Richie Sambora performs ""All That Really Matters.… | 1998-03-03 | |
| 109 | Helena Bonham Carter, Peter Fonda, Loreena McKennitt Biff's latest celebrity interview involves a fat, bald guy claiming to be Leonardo DiCaprio. | 1998-03-04 | |
| 110 | Siskel & Ebert, Karl Malone, Mark Chesnutt Gerard hosts ""The Making of the Top Ten,"" a short documentary that reveals more about the writers' animosity towards Dave than the comedy bit that's being pro… | 1998-03-05 | |
| 111 | Norm MacDonald, Richie Stachowski Mailbag: Dave and his bodyguard (Bill DeLace) have a falling out. Also, Dave chats with 12-year-old inventor/entrepreneur Richie Stachowski, creator of Water T… | 1998-03-06 | |
| 112 | Emma Thompson, Alex Zanardi, Willie Nelson & Emmylou Harris Dave wears glasses for the duration of the show (a sign of things to come); Sean Pelton fills in for Anton, whom Dave dubs ""Anton Zippy Stickwork;"" Wilford Br… | 1998-03-16 | |
| 113 | John Travolta, Jack Johnson, The Chieftains It looks at first like the studio is being filled with green beer, but it turns out that one of the camera lenses have been tinted; ""Leonardo DiCaprio"" (Gerar… | 1998-03-17 | |
| 114 | Bill Murray, Eddie Izzard, Gheorge Meuresun | 1998-03-18 | |
| 115 | Dennis Hopper, Robert Klein, Patricia Heaton | 1998-03-24 | |
| 116 | Charles Grodin, Edward Burns, Marcy Playground Dave shows a (bogus) ad for British Airways that is bursting with disclaimers; Laurie Diamond milks a cow backstage; another edition of ""Please Stop Calling Me… | 1998-03-25 | |
| 117 | Dolly Parton, Bob Hoskins Biff hangs with the New York Yankees during Spring Training, while everybody in the audience gets free tickets to fly on British Airways. | 1998-03-26 | |
| 118 | Al Franken, Lauren Holly, Ani DiFranco Paul is introduced as ""Ramone Conde""; Dave introduces Mishi, the world record holder for smallest man alive, and later Mishi holds a kitty to demonstrate his … | 1998-03-27 | |
| 119 | Evander Holyfield, Joseph Loveland, Michael Moore Paul is introduced as Al Roker; throughout the night, Pat Farmer throws basketballs from the roof and into a bathtub on 53rd Street; Dave complains that the bal… | 1998-03-30 | |
| 120 | Don Rickles, Mimi Rogers, Steve Miller Biff reports on Yankees Spring Training, where he follows/stalks Paul O'Neill. Also, Steve Miller performs ""Fly Like An Eagle."" | 1998-03-31 | |
| 121 | Alec Baldwin, Heather Graham, Barenaked Ladies Paul is introduced as Cubby O'Brien; Heather Graham meets The Guy on Fire; Alec Baldwin helps Heather in a weird April Fool's gag in which they sign off and wis… | 1998-04-01 | |
| 122 | Tom Brokaw, Ice Cube, Natalie Imbruglia Bruce Willis is live via satellite in Idaho from the set of his upcoming film ""Breakfast of Champions."" All night long he's inside a television monitor that b… | 1998-04-02 | |
| 123 | Tom Hanks, Matt Medenweldt, Scott Weiland Tom Hanks interrupts the monologue because he and Dave are dressed alike; throughout the night, spelling bee champ Edmund Gillette stands next to Rob's desk and… | 1998-04-03 | |
| 124 | Matt LeBlanc, Natasha Henstridge, The Lynns Dave appears in student films as a side income, while Bob Borden runs throughout the city searching for Leonardo DiCaprio. | 1998-04-06 | |
| 125 | Quentin Tarantino, Steven Weber, Clint Black Clint Black sits in; Dave comments on the hot new drug Viagra, then shows a bogus ad for The Teletubbies. | 1998-04-07 | |
| 126 | James Belushi, Lacey Chabert, Robbie Robertson Throughout the night, Bob Borden tries to set off car alarms directly outside the theater; Dave announces that The Guy on Fire is willing to perform for $2700 a… | 1998-04-08 | |
| 127 | Val Kilmer, Jimmie Walker, cast of Cabaret After mentioning a minor disagreement from earlier today, Dave announces his ""blood feud"" with director Jerry Foley; Mujibur and Sirajul appear on Jerry Sprin… | 1998-04-09 | |
| 128 | Billy Crystal, Hatty Jones, Tori Amos During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks if Dave has any plans to air his show from the space shuttle. Somehow as a response, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is seen hitting go… | 1998-04-10 | |
| 129 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Harmony Korine, Wyclef Jean Dave announces the birth of Jerry Foley's son; after showing footage from last year of Rob Burnett unwittingly scaring his young daughter in a Easter Bunny suit… | 1998-04-20 | |
| 130 | Claire Danes, George Miller, Matthew Ryan The Guy Not on Fire announces that he is now available for commercials and endorsements, and later in the show he is seen in an ad for Sizzler. Also, Danny DeV… | 1998-04-21 | |
| 131 | Jason Alexander, Isabella Rossellini, Steve Earle The Guy Not on Fire appears in his first paid ad (for Elite Computers); a chat with Jason Alexander is interrupted by another inane special report by Alan Richa… | 1998-04-22 | |
| 132 | Ricki Lake, Vaughn Cordle, Rita Wilson ""Know Your Current Events"" is interrupted so that The Man Not on Fire can pitch the Biore® self-heating mask. Later in the show, Dave admits that he's on a g… | 1998-04-23 | |
| 133 | Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Springer, Al Green Amongst the festivities of ""Chicago Night"": Jerry Springer's bouncers stand on opposite sides of the stage; The Man Not on Fire appears in an ad for Gold Coa… | 1998-04-24 | |
| 134 | Marisa Tomei, Ryan Leaf, Alana Davis Dave persuades an audience member named Gary to shave off his beard; The man who was on fire, then wasn't and is now on fire again promotes Kraus Chiropractic i… | 1998-04-27 | |
| 135 | Jack Hanna, Ray Allen, Dave Matthews Band Willie ""Blue Moon"" Watts sits in on pedal guitar; Dave announces that there have been some technical difficulties they may prevent Johnny Depp from appearing … | 1998-04-28 | |
| 136 | Patrick Swayze, Hugh Hefner The latest roll call suggests that The Guy on Fire has officially sold out when he runs across the stage (in flames, of course) holding a sign for Highland Meta… | 1998-04-29 | |
| 137 | Gena Lee Nolan, Mark Wahlberg, Brian Regan A monkey assumes power in the control room, while the Top Ten is interrupted by Antoine's Po' Boys and Deli spokesperson The Man on Fire. | 1998-04-30 | |
| 138 | Stupid Human Tricks, Norm MacDonald, Pearl Jam Tonight's ""Stupid Human Tricks"": Richard Anthony of Ontario reaches back over his shoulder and gives himself a wedgie; John Rites of Nebraska fits three McDon… | 1998-05-01 | |
| 139 | Elle MacPherson, Jon Favreau, Usher Maynard Ferguson sits in again; Paul runs the Kentucky Derby; Dave shows a microphone plaque he got from the staff. | 1998-05-04 | |
| 140 | Donald Trump, Jayson Williams, Cast of Home Coming, Trisha Yearwood The cast of the faux musical ""Homecoming"" performs a show-stopping number. Also, Trisha Yearwood performs ""Never Let You Go Again."" | 1998-05-05 | |
| 141 | Sally Field, Philip Bigler, Lyle Lovett Biff tries out tobacco juice spin art; Dave shows a clip from last night's show in which he mixed up ""Viagra"" with ""Niagara""; Biff teaches Sally Field how t… | 1998-05-06 | |
| 142 | Matt Lauer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Green Day Dave promotes his new talk show summer camp, while Green Day performs ""King for a Day."" | 1998-05-07 | |
| 143 | Marilu Henner, Jim Lovell Biff goes to Texas to learn to be a cowboy, and to make tonight's audience (residents of Houston) feel more at home, Lyle Lovett shows up to sing an old Hank Wi… | 1998-05-08 | |
| 144 | Fran Drescher, Bob Berman, Faith Hill Dave visits a group of sailors on the audience, and one of them does a push-up onstage; Dave shows the audience today's (bogus) edition of The Family Circus; Fa… | 1998-05-11 | |
| 145 | Christopher Reeve, Hanson Dave shows another bogus ""Family Circus"" cartoon; Paul is discovered cheering on Hanson with a small army of teenyboppers outside. | 1998-05-12 | |
| 146 | Warren Beatty, Wayne Knight, Bonnie Raitt Dave notices the standby audience really has nothing to do, so makes them do a jigsaw puzzle. When they finish it at the end of the show, we see that it's an … | 1998-05-13 | |
| 147 | Jim Breuer, Tara Lipinski, Foo Fighters Dave gripes about the eight-minute late start for the show tonight due to golf coverage. Rapidly becoming despondent, he picks up a bottle of tequila and tosse… | 1998-05-14 | |
| 148 | Richard Simmons, Beau Jaques and the Zydeco Highrollers Continuing a sweeps period trend of having the audience represent a different city, Dave greets 700+ residents of New Orleans, Louisiana. Keeping up with the t… | 1998-05-15 | |
| 149 | Matthew Broderick, David Wells, Natalie Merchant The outside cam peers through the window of Dave's office to show the world a very hideous billboard promoting the sitcom Friends. Matthew Perry drops by to va… | 1998-05-18 | |
| 150 | Sandra Bullock, Jeff Foxworthy, Cast of One Small Step The outside cam returns to the Friends ad that Matthew Perry wrecked last night, and Dave explains why he shouldn't be sued; Rob Burnett draws another doodle of… | 1998-05-19 | |
| 151 | Drew Carey, Scarlett Johannson, Soul Asylum Biff reports from a Bulls-Pacers playoff game; teen actress Scarlett Johansson promotes The Horse Whisperer; Rob Burnett is dressed to the nines tonight, so Dav… | 1998-05-20 | |
| 152 | Ted Danson, Mae Whitman, The Flatlanders A hairstylist that appeared in tonight's ""Know Your Current Events"" cuts Dave's hair for twenty bucks. He later gives her a $1000 tip. | 1998-05-21 | |
| 153 | Harry Connick, Jr., Hank Azaria A parody of VH-1's ""Behind the Music"" features Paul Shaffer's rise and fall and rise again, with testimonials from Kris Kristofferson, Eddie Vedder, Sting, Er… | 1998-05-22 | |
| 154 | John Goodman, Esther Canadas, Sarah McLachlan Dave updates his map of the various locales in which he has received speeding tickets; Dave mentions that the son of Dave Dorsett was selected in today's MLB dr… | 1998-06-01 | |
| 155 | Norm MacDonald, Jacques Villeneuve, Randy Travis All night long, animals lick the camera lens. Included are a pot-bellied pig, lemur, a skunk, a miniature horse, and a guy dressed as a cat (Film Coordinator Ri… | 1998-06-02 | |
| 156 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Bradley, Chase Butrell Sarah Jessica Parker promotes her new HBO comedy Sex and the City, while ""Paul Shaffer's Chair of Mystery"" reveals the uglier side of Julia Roberts (played by… | 1998-06-03 | |
| 157 | Evander Holyfield, Laura Linney, Fastball After being bumped the last two nights, Late Show intern Jeremy Weiner finally gets his moment in the sun in ""Dave Hangs with Interns,"" a segment that lasts a… | 1998-06-04 | |
| 158 | George Carlin, Bob Saget, Emmylou Harris, Indigo Girls, Luscious Jackson, Rebekah Live via satellite at the Beverly Hills Hotel in sunny Southern California, Walter Matthau gets a haircut. Also, Luscious Jackson, Emmylou Harris, and the Indig… | 1998-06-05 | |
| 159 | Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo Tonight's remote: Delivery guys deliver stuff to Dave's ""apartment"" in Flushing Meadows; items include a tree, a clown, beer, a sofa, a TV, and a singing tele… | 1998-06-08 | |
| 160 | Bill Cosby, Andy Dick Dave tries to call Merv Griffin, but ends up chatting with his clueless receptionist; Dave shows a subpoena caddy he claims Martha Stewart made for President Cl… | 1998-06-09 | |
| 161 | Bob Newhart, Nicole Sullivan, Wendy Liebman | 1998-06-10 | |
| 162 | Harrison Ford, Dane Cook A Starbucks is opened inside the band section, while actor-comedian Dane Cook makes his television stand-up debut. | 1998-06-11 | |
| 163 | Charles Grodin, Paul Rodriguez Dave obsesses over some new words in the Merriam Webster Dictionary, and then reads definitions from an advance copy to the audience. | 1998-06-12 | |
| 164 | Naomi Campbell, Luke Buchheit, Sinead O'Connor Live from the Beverly Hills Hilton, Casey Kasem arm wrestles bellhops; Dave and Tony look for the best steak restaurant in NYC; Dave chats with a boy from Jerse… | 1998-06-15 | |
| 165 | David Duchovny, Stevie Nicks The outside cam reveals the long line of people waiting with anticipation to see the next ""Charts and Graphs"" segment on June 30. Also, Dave is started to fi… | 1998-06-16 | |
| 166 | Ellen Barkin, Jeff Altman, Sonic Youth An audience member walks out in disgust when Dave reminds everyone that the next ""Charts & Graphs"" segment in not for another two weeks. Also, Tony forgets a… | 1998-06-17 | |
| 167 | Sam Donaldson, Gloria Reuben, Babyface & Des'ree Dave promotes the overhauled Late Show site, while Tony Randall brags about having a baby (his second) at age 78 with his own Top Ten list. | 1998-06-18 | |
| 168 | Anthony Edwards, George Miller, Sean Lennon Overexcited soccer commentator Andres Cantor presents the Top Ten; Sean Lennon performs ""Home."" | 1998-06-19 | |
| 169 | Piedmont Bird Callers, George Clooney, Steve Yzerman The Piedmont Bird Callers, once a favored act on Johnny Carson's show, make their third-ever appearance on Letterman. Also, Dave chats with Steve Yzerman, capt… | 1998-06-22 | |
| 170 | John McEnroe, The Pretenders Al Norwood stirs Dave's coffee with the boom mike; Biff attempts to play the sax; Dave shows a clip of his supposed cameo in the ""X-Files"" movie. | 1998-06-23 | |
| 171 | Jennifer Lopez, Chris Eigeman, Largo Tony gives Dave the finger, while up-and-coming singer/actress Jennifer Lopez promotes Out of Sight. | 1998-06-24 | |
| 172 | Dennis Quaid, Chloe Sevigny, Grant Lee Buffalo Inspired by watching an episode of Wall Street Week where the panelists sit at a coffee table, Dave asks Biff to ""host"" the guests in the green room. | 1998-06-25 | |
| 173 | Mary Tyler Moore, Ron Eldard Mailbag: Paul goes to desperate measures in order to get a raise, while Mujibur and Sirajul go on a wild goose chase for one of Dave's blue cards. | 1998-06-26 | |
| 174 | Lisa Kudrow, Mike Piazza, Billy Bragg & Wilco Throughout the night, Pat and Kenny throw stuff off the roof, including two 5-gallon water jugs, a pinball machine, twenty gallons of paint, and a TV/VCR set pl… | 1998-06-29 | |
| 175 | Martha Anne Godwin, Kristen Johnston, Lucinda Williams After several weeks of hype, hoopla, and anticipation, Dave finally does a ""Charts and Graphs"" segment; Dave claims that there's a webcam of him on the CBS si… | 1998-06-30 | |
| 176 | Tom Brokaw, Steve Zahn, The Hummingbirds with Stevie Wonder & Paul Simon Thinking that it's robbing him of half of his audience, Dave shows phony clips of the X-Games competition being aired on cable; The Dixie Hummingbirds (featurin… | 1998-07-01 | |
| 177 | Ben Stiller, Hatty Jones, Spice Girls In honor of Independence Day, Biff does a report from Colonial Williamsburg; Ben Stiller promotes There's Something About Mary; The Spice Girls make their first… | 1998-07-02 | |
| 178 | The Beltway Bunch, Stupid Pet Tricks, Bob Dole During Mailbag, various staffers show the audience their baby pictures; Dave introduces a musical comedy troupe called ""The Beltway Bunch"" (a rip-off of The C… | 1998-07-03 | |
| 179 | Don Rickles, Matt Drudge, Cherry Poppin' Daddies Dave points out an audience member that resembles Rupert; Dave gives a little league baseball team a pep talk; Cherry Poppin' Daddies perform ""Here Comes the S… | 1998-07-13 | |
| 180 | Matt Dillon, Daniel Boulud, Arj Barker Soul singer Chuck Jackson sits in; Dave shows the audience what a laugh track looks like; the audience is forced to sit through another edition of ""Please Stop… | 1998-07-14 | |
| 181 | Antonio Banderas, Chris Elliot Some guy in a kimono sits in with the band; in honor of Antonio Banderas' new movie, Rob doodles on a legal pad to show what Dave would look like if he was Zorr… | 1998-07-15 | |
| 182 | Anthony Hopkins, Cowboy Junkies Know Your Current Events: the husband of one of tonight's contestants volunteers to be put to sleep by hypnotist Dr. Neil Cavey. Feeling anxious due to all the… | 1998-07-16 | |
| 183 | Gabriel Byrne, John Witherspoon, Tricky & P.J. Harvey The ""Top Ten Cool Ways the Government Could Spend $63 Billion"" is followed by an investigation by WCBS reporter David Diaz, who scrutinizes the lack of effort… | 1998-07-17 | |
| 184 | James Caan, Buck O'Neil, Lenny Kravitz Live out on the street, we see the traffic ""congestion"" created by New York hosting the Goodwill Games; Dave changes his tie midway through the show; James Ca… | 1998-07-20 | |
| 185 | Janet Jackson, Scott Farrell, Nanci Griffith In the latest roll call, Dave signs ""Zorro"" (Anton), an audience member with an enormous cold sore, and ""Lynette the Late Show Opera Singer"" off the checkli… | 1998-07-21 | |
| 186 | Tony Danza, Peter Farrelly, Brian Wilson Biff stands on the sidewalk in 95 degree heat as he tries to determine once again whether a Popsicle® or a Fudgesicle® will melt faster; around the corner from … | 1998-07-22 | |
| 187 | Marilu Henner, Gloria Estefan Biff visits Branson, Missouri, while Marilu Henner unsuccessfully tries to persuade Dave into doing some calisthenics. | 1998-07-23 | |
| 188 | Pauly Shore, Pam Grier, Natalie Imbruglia A new feature debuts, as Dave announces #3 on the Top Ten List at the start of the show; Mujibur and Sirajul lose their virginity on an internet webcam, and lat… | 1998-07-24 | |
| 189 | Jenny McCarthy, Adam Arkin, Tori Amos Dave has a lengthy discourse on an article he read in Martha Stewart Living; ""Late Show Meteorologist"" Skip Hopson reports from 53rd Street; Tori Amos perform… | 1998-07-27 | |
| 190 | Kids with animals, Gary Sinise, Goo Goo Dolls A softball game between Late Show staffers and the cast of Miss Saigon is rigged by Dave; Anton goes into ""Buddy Rich, Jr."" mode and performs drums solos thro… | 1998-07-28 | |
| 191 | Yasmine Bleeth, David Brenner, Barenaked Ladies Dave shows a personal ad from the Washington Post that looks like it was written by President Clinton; Alan fantasizes about waffles; Paul serenades Yasmine Ble… | 1998-07-29 | |
| 192 | Samuel L. Jackson, Jenni, Smashing Pumpkins Dave chats with Jennifer Ringley, the Seattle-based college student best known for operating the voyeuristic website JenniCAM. | 1998-07-30 | |
| 193 | Jamie Lee Curtis, George Freestone Dave points out an audience member who looks like Kenny Rogers; during ""Late Show en espanol,"" Tony walks out in a suit and bad wig and does a Letterman-type … | 1998-07-31 | |
| 194 | Drew Barrymore, Dee Dee Meyers, The Verve During a segment in which he shows real and doctored Clinton and Gore news articles, Dave announces that his pants are too tight. | 1998-08-03 | |
| 195 | Noyz Boyz, Nathan Lane, Boy George & Culture Club Paul and Anton Fig participate in a game called ""Average Television Viewer vs. Late Show Television Viewer."" | 1998-08-04 | |
| 196 | Penn & Teller, French Stewart, Wynton Marsalis During the annual ""New for Summer"" segment, Mujibur and Sirajul are declared ""Late Show Prom King and Queen."" Later, Penn and Teller perform their new magi… | 1998-08-05 | |
| 197 | Jerry Seinfeld, Hunter Scott Dave feels highly suspect of the audience's intelligence during ""Know Your Current Events""; John Popper sits in with the band; Dave chats with Hunter Scott, a… | 1998-08-06 | |
| 198 | Tom Arnold, Doris Roberts, Blues Traveler John Popper is still sitting in with the band, while Doris Roberts promotes ""Everybody Loves Raymond."" | 1998-08-07 | |
| 199 | Leslie Nielsen, David Roth, Teresa Witherspoon Biff goes outside to annoy people with a bullhorn. Later, Dave meets David Roth, a noted coin magician. | 1998-08-10 | |
| 200 | Kevin Spacey, Bobby Rahal, Harvey Danger Throughout the show, stockbrokers jump out of a fifth-story window. | 1998-08-11 | |
| 201 | Ray Liotta, Sela Ward, Liz Phair ""Riverdance"" performs live via telephone from Cincinnati. Later, Liz Phair promotes her new album, ""WhiteChocolateSpaceEgg."" | 1998-08-12 | |
| 202 | Angela Basset, Pete Townshend Paul and somebody named ""Mary Beth"" host a spoof of ""Regis & Kathie Lee"" with Inky Mendez playing Gelman. Regis suddenly pops out of the audience, heckles … | 1998-08-13 | |
| 203 | Wesley Snipes, Robert Klein Wesley Snipes promotes the movie ""Spawn."" | 1998-08-14 |
Season 6 · 1998 · 213 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jean-Claude Van Damme, Darryl Strawberry, Joe Cocker During a segment comparing President Clinton's vacation to Dave's, a stockbroker comes in for a hug. | 1998-08-31 | |
| 2 | Beau Bridges, Terrell Davis, Squirrel Nut Zippers Dave points out that the show has undergone budget cuts, which might explain the tiny cue cards Tony's holding. Later, Beau Bridges promotes his new series, ""… | 1998-09-01 | |
| 3 | Terry Bradshaw, Jesse Jackson Dave makes a lenghty rant about ""The Late Shift"" after an audience member asks him for an autograph; Martin Short sings the Top Ten List; Terry Bradshaw makes… | 1998-09-02 | |
| 4 | Ray Romano, Chris Cardone, Tom Agna Alan Kalter comments on home run record that is being chased by Mark McGwire; Dave announces that CBS ""just don't care 'bout"" the new fall lineup; Ray Romano … | 1998-09-03 | |
| 5 | Stupid Human Tricks, Jason Patric, Eve 6 During CBS Mailbag, Dave and the band play ""Let's Screw with Paul Shaffer's Mind."" | 1998-09-04 | |
| 6 | Richard Simmons, Luisa Conlon Junior Brown sits in with the band, while Biff reports from Busch Stadium in St. Louis. | 1998-09-07 | |
| 7 | Andie MacDowell, Willie Nelson Biff makes another report from Busch Stadium, while Dave flirts with Andie MacDowell. | 1998-09-08 | |
| 8 | Tim Forneris, Stephen Dorff, Wynonna Dave goes on a tirade about the CBS watermark on the lower right hand side of the screen. Later, Dave chats with the guy who caught Mark McGwire's 62nd Home Ru… | 1998-09-09 | |
| 9 | Charles Grodin, Paul Hopkins Dave stuggles to grow a beard; Charles Grodin promotes his talk show; Dave chats with the former Washington Senators pitcher who gave up Babe Ruth's 59th home r… | 1998-09-10 | |
| 10 | Jack Hanna, Gretchen Mol, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds During CBS Mailbag, Paul, Tony, Biff and Sid announce that they're going to tour the country as a CSNY-type guitar band. | 1998-09-11 | |
| 11 | Cindy Crawford, Jeff Greenfield, Hootie & The Blowfish Dave congratulates the staff on the big Emmy win the previous night, then grills Rob Burnett for not kissing his wife just before he accepted the award. | 1998-09-14 | |
| 12 | Ben Stiller, Jackie Chan, Vince Gill Dave shows a (bogus) Mastercard ad starring Ken Starr; Biff goes to Chicago for another Home Run Report; Jackie Chan does an great Elvis impression. | 1998-09-15 | |
| 13 | Bill Cosby, George Hamilton Biff brings in scissors for a tie trim; Calvert impersonates Hank Williams, Jr.; Bill Cosby plays sax under the alias ""Philly Billy Be Bop."" | 1998-09-16 | |
| 14 | Denis Leary, George Hamilton Dave apologizes for his affair with Angela Lansbury, while Biff apologizes for his affair with Dave's wife. Shortly afterwards, Dorothy calls and insults Dave. | 1998-09-17 | |
| 15 | Vince Vaughn, Brian Benben, Brian Setzer Orchestra Dave makes another rant pertaining to the CBS Watermark; kid Geography whiz Jonathan Estrada helps out during CBS Mailbag; Brian Benben promotes his new, self-t… | 1998-09-18 | |
| 16 | Michael J. Fox, Evander Holyfield, Dixie Chicks Dave talks about a Steak House Onion Machine, while Michael J. Fox promotes his sitcom ""Spin City."" | 1998-09-21 | |
| 17 | Jennifer Lopez, Meredith Viera, Lyle Lovett Dave shows a (bogus) ad for ESPN2's ""Xtreme Presidental Perjury,"" while J.Lo promotes ""Antz."" | 1998-09-22 | |
| 18 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Marv Albert, Kevin James A gag promo for the TV series ""Biffy, The Umpire Layer"" is declared the worst joke ever seen on the show; an ""Audience Vote"" determines Rip Taylor as tonigh… | 1998-09-23 | |
| 19 | Howard Stern, Katie Holmes Dave makes fun of Inky's summer camp outfit. Later, Howard Stern plays with his gut and strips to his underwear in order to show off his legs. | 1998-09-24 | |
| 20 | Jon Stewart, Jean Reno, Rob Zombie A fawn walks onstage during CBS Mailbag; comedian Jon Stewart promotes ""The Daily Show."" | 1998-09-25 | |
| 21 | Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach Musical guests Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach perform ""I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself."" Also, ""newly elected chancellor of Germany Gerhardt Schr… | 1998-09-28 | |
| 22 | Chris Tucker, Faith Ford, Eagle Eye Cherry Dave lets Inky go on a ""gum break;"" George Clarke is introduced as operator of the Late Show hedge fund; Biff demands more scandals involving President Clinto… | 1998-09-29 | |
| 23 | Kelsey Grammer, Nick Mason, Tony Bennett Warren fills in for Paul (out for Yom Kippur); Kelsey Grammer brings out his dog during his interview. | 1998-09-30 | |
| 24 | Drew Carey, Billy Connolly, Hedwig & The Angry Inch Dennis, a baseball-bunting pig, waits throughout the show to shag some balls on 53rd Street. He ends up getting bumped after the ""Hedwig"" performance goes on… | 1998-10-01 | |
| 25 | Steve Martin, Cokie Roberts During CBS Mailbag, Alan promotes ""Alan Kalter's Music To Make Love By,"" which includes two TV theme songs and a doorbell. Later, Steve Martin's lengthy abse… | 1998-10-02 | |
| 26 | Kelly Preston, Peter Boyle, Semisonic Dave experiments with how he can give the finger without being censored; Kelly Preston promotes ""Holy Man."" | 1998-10-05 | |
| 27 | Elizabeth & Bob Dole, Joaquin Phoenix Tony Mendez does a ""card trick""; Tito Puente contributes drumrolls to the Top Ten list; Dave shows a (bogus) new, improved $20 bill. | 1998-10-06 | |
| 28 | Jeff Goldblum, John Mellencamp A new segment called ""This Day in Late Show History"" reveals that October 7 was a Saturday in 1994. Biff corrects Dave, telling him it was a Friday. Later, … | 1998-10-07 | |
| 29 | Isabella Rossellini, Stephen Baldwin, George Miller Dave takes a look at Tony's hands, which have marker ink all over them. Later, George Miller comments on the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal. | 1998-10-08 | |
| 30 | Joan Lunden, Jeff Altman, Sheryl Crow During CBS Mailbag, Tony bares his ass again, and The Foul-Mouthed Scenic Designer (Kathleen Ankers) lives up to her title. | 1998-10-09 | |
| 31 | Mark McGwire, Robert Benigni, Bruce Hornsby The calvacade of mediocre crops continues as ""Joe Whitworth"" from Oregon walks onstage with a ""gigantic"" pumpkin; Biff presents a World Series Report despit… | 1998-10-19 | |
| 32 | State Fair Champions, Ringo Starr It's Dave's 3000th show in late night, so he celebrates by bringing Charles Grodin onstage to break the monotony of chatting with Paul. Later, Dave introduces … | 1998-10-20 | |
| 33 | Jeff Daniels, David Cross, Mitch Hedberg Dave and George Clarke go to Yankee Stadium, where the building engineer hits a home run. | 1998-10-21 | |
| 34 | Danny Glover, Cal Ripken Jr., R.E.M. Biff participates in more interviews in part two of his World Series report, while Danny Glover plugs ""Lethal Weapon 4."" | 1998-10-22 | |
| 35 | Naomi Campbell, David Wells, R.E.M. Tony's eye itches, and Dave gives him a hard time for potentially screwing up the cue cards; during CBS Mailbag, Dave interrogates TV star ""Calista Flockhart""… | 1998-10-23 | |
| 36 | Danny DeVito, Joe Torre, Eddie Brill Four shirtless guys (spelling ""YANKS"") bring out the Top Ten; Danny DeVito tries to sing. | 1998-10-26 | |
| 37 | Martin Short, Eddie Izzard, Phish Dave cons a Joe G's customer into appearing in a bogus campaign ad; Eddie Izzard does stand-up. | 1998-10-27 | |
| 38 | Daniel Baldwin, Todd Solondz, Phil Collins Biff shows outtakes from last week's World Series reports, while director Todd Solondz promotes ""Happiness."" | 1998-10-28 | |
| 39 | Holly Hunter, Hunter S. Thompson, Garbage Dave makes several jokes at the expense of septuagenarian spaceman John Glenn; Holly Hunter plugs Living Out Loud. | 1998-10-29 | |
| 40 | Ted Danson, Denny Brauer, Black Sabbath Dave announces the names of staff members who will run in the New York City Marathon; Biff gives out candy to the audience; Dave shows a box of Snoop Doggy Dogg… | 1998-10-30 | |
| 41 | Anthony Hopkins, Buzz Aldrin, Depeche Mode New York Marathon winner John Kagwe runs through during the monologue, and is later followed by women's winner Franca Faicconi. Later, Dave spills coffee on hi… | 1998-11-02 | |
| 42 | Queen Latifah, Ellie Lammer, Darrell Hammond Dave gives bogus election results; the outside cam goes to Joe G's for another round of ""Please Stop Calling Me Debbie""; Dave chats with Ellie Lammer, a 12-ye… | 1998-11-03 | |
| 43 | Adam Sandler, Jayson Williams, Soul Coughing Dave shows a clip of new Minnesota governor Jesse ""The Body"" Ventura in the movie ""The Running Man""; Senator Chuck Schumer presents the Top Ten; basketball … | 1998-11-04 | |
| 44 | Denzel Washington, Father Mike Berner Tony gets scolded for chewing gum; shortly after appearing on ""Know Your Current Events,"" an audience member starts singing; Dave interviews a Catholic priest… | 1998-11-05 | |
| 45 | George Pataki, Evan Metropoulis, P.J. Harvey Dave chats with Evan Metropoulos, the 17-year-old CEO of the Bumble Bee Tuna Corp. | 1998-11-06 | |
| 46 | George Michael, Col. Gail Halverson, Hanson Dave mentions that Meryl Streep, tonight's scheduled guest and star of the movie ""One True Thing,"" had to cancel at the last minute. In place of the Oscar-wi… | 1998-11-09 | |
| 47 | Luke Perry, Tom Wolfe, Jay-Z Tom Wolfe promotes his first novel in 11 years, ""The Man In Full."" | 1998-11-10 | |
| 48 | Melanie Griffith, Walter Cronkite, Travis Tritt | 1998-11-11 | |
| 49 | Roma Downey, Kenneth Branagh, Goo Goo Dolls Dave accuses Tony Mendez of goosing someone with a cue card; Roma Downey and Kenneth Branagh meet for the first time; Pat and Kenny sing the theme song to ""Pat… | 1998-11-12 | |
| 50 | Donald Trump, Doug Flutie, Sarah Silverman | 1998-11-13 | |
| 51 | Kid Scientists, Cameron Diaz, Mariah Carey Jayson Williams of the New Jersey Nets operates one of the cameras; a ""Kid Scientist"" from Naperville, Illinois cracks eggs; Cameron Diaz plugs ""Very Bad Thi… | 1998-11-16 | |
| 52 | Will Smith, Jack Hanna Dave once again takes away Tony's gum, while Paul tries to flirt with Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp. | 1998-11-17 | |
| 53 | Cher, Jerry Springer | 1998-11-18 | |
| 54 | Christian Slater, Celine Dion & Bryan Adams Drew Barrymore plugs ""Home Fries,"" while Celine Dion and Bryan Adams perform a duet. | 1998-11-19 | |
| 55 | Drew Barrymore, Siskel & Ebert Todd Rundgren sits in, while Drew Barrymore walks onstage so that she can show what her new dog looks like. | 1998-11-20 | |
| 56 | Helen Hunt, Ray Romano James Cotton sits in; Dave discusses Dr. Kevorkian and the safest handling of a Thanksgiving turkey; the 5th anniversary special (which aired that night) is spo… | 1998-11-23 | |
| 57 | Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Roger Daltrey As he does almost every Thankgiving, Kreskin plays for pride in a little game called ""White Meat / Dark Meat."" Tonight, he correctly guesses that Dennis Fran… | 1998-11-24 | |
| 58 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Peter Berg, Bonnie Raitt Jayson Williams of the Nets comments on the NBA lockout, then drops phony turkeys out the 4th floor window. Later, Gwyneth Paltrow plugs ‘Shakespeare In Love… | 1998-11-25 | |
| 59 | Michael Caine, Jewel Dave warns pedestrians (via his PA system) that the turkey is bad; a guy in the balcony talks to Dave about turning flips onstage; Paul correctly guesses that D… | 1998-11-26 | |
| 60 | Salma Hayek, Marilyn Manson, Caroline Rhea Dave fusses over his hair, then messes around with it. Later, Salma Hayek plugs ""Dogma."" | 1998-11-27 | |
| 61 | Patrick Stewart, Jon Stewart, Faith Hill It's ""Stewart Night,"" as all the guests share the same last name despite not being related. French Stewart chats with Dave via telephone, Calvert does his fa… | 1998-12-07 | |
| 62 | Greg Kinnear, Jane Horrocks, Reggie McFadden Live from Times Square, it's ""Dick Clark's Rockin' December 9 Countdown."" At the stroke of midnight, Greg Kinnear commutes from the theater to give Dick a ki… | 1998-12-08 | |
| 63 | Tom Hanks, Brooklyn Philharmonic Gerard plays an openly gay man in ""Who Asked For It?""; The Brooklyn Philharmonic plays the ""William Tell Overture."" | 1998-12-09 | |
| 64 | Meg Ryan, Whitney Houston Dave compares an electrician that played ""KYCE"" to John Elway. Also, Meg Ryan plugs ""You've Got Mail."" | 1998-12-10 | |
| 65 | Tom Brokaw, Famke Janssen, Emmylou Harris Tom Brokaw drops by sporting a turtleneck sweater in lieu of his usual two-piece suit, and pretty soon Biff is handing out turtlenecks to the audience. By the … | 1998-12-11 | |
| 66 | Robin Williams, Natalie Merchant Dave explains the impeachment process; Robin Williams hosts the PBS special ""The Shaffer Campaign: A Look Back,"" which details Paul's futile attempt to run fo… | 1998-12-14 | |
| 67 | Val Kilmer, Ricky Williams, Billy Bragg & Natalie Merchant In lieu of a giant meatball, a pastrami sandwich is placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree; Kreskin guesses if Tom Arnold (via telephone) will correctly … | 1998-12-15 | |
| 68 | Susan Sarandon, Marc Weinberg, Vienna Choir Boys While Paul and the Orchestra perform ""Songs for Pedestrians,"" Dave trims his tie. Also, a ""Welcome Communists"" banner hangs onstage. | 1998-12-16 | |
| 69 | Jeff Goldblum, Angelina Jolie, Third Eye Blind Live from sunny Los Angeles, it's ""Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to December 18,"" followed by ""Casey Kasem's Countdown to Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to … | 1998-12-17 | |
| 70 | Julia Roberts, David Kelly During Mailbag, Alan gives the audience an unusual egg nog recipe, while Dave answers the question, ""Where did Hanukkah come from?"" by stating it that was nam… | 1998-12-18 | |
| 71 | Barbara Walters, Josh Hartnett, Cyndi Lauper The latest roll call mentions ""Gus, who guy who owns property onstage"" and ""Tony Randall as Ricky, the stagehand who looks like Regis Philbin."" | 1998-12-21 | |
| 72 | Charles Grodin, John Witherspoon, Jessye Norman Dave refunds $50 to an audience lady with a Late Show sweatshirt; a Joe G's customer appears in the hastily-produced film trailer for the faux movie ""Badge of … | 1998-12-22 | |
| 73 | John Travolta, Darlene Love Soon-to-be-traded Yankees pitcher David Wells sits in the audience; the first of tonight's two Top Ten Lists is interrupted by a claymation segment with Dave an… | 1998-12-23 | |
| 74 | Chazz Palminteri, Ann Curry, Rufus Wainwright Dave talks about the recent successes of the New York Jets, so Harold Larkin goes outside to alter the ""Jets Suck"" graffiti on the wall; Biff keeps changing s… | 1998-12-28 | |
| 75 | James Woods, David Brenner, Cast of But Boy Could He Sing Bisbee, North Dakota is investigated in the latest edition of ""Biff Henderson's America."" | 1998-12-29 | |
| 76 | Jay Thomas, Vinny Testaverde, Patti Smith Throughout the night, Chicago announcer ""Ray Clay"" fills in for Alan, making inane announcements and usurping the Top Ten from Dave. Also, a Late Show tradit… | 1998-12-30 | |
| 77 | Stupid Human Tricks, Nathan Lane, St. Luke's Bottle Band Kamarr the Discount Magician makes one last appearance. | 1998-12-31 | |
| 78 | Jon Voight, Jena Malone, Louie C.K. Jon Voight promotes two films, ""Enemy of the State"" and ""Varsity Blues."" | 1999-01-01 | |
| 79 | Sarah Jessica Parker, David Remnick, Bryan Callan Biff pretends to stand in Times Square again, this time reporting about the weather. Also, Sarah Jessica Parker promotes the second season of ""Sex & The City."… | 1999-01-04 | |
| 80 | Jennifer Jason Leigh, Liam Aiken, Greg Behrendt Biff just can't get enough of the green screen in the hallway; tonight's participant in ""Please Stop Calling Me Monty"" jams with the band; Dave chats with chi… | 1999-01-05 | |
| 81 | Mira Sorvino, Terry Bradshaw It's time for ""How Many Guys in Mouse Suits Can Fit into a Dunkin' Donuts?"" We never find out the exact number, though they do bring back doughnuts. | 1999-01-06 | |
| 82 | Lisa Kudrow, Terry Bradshaw, Jason Kuller Dave announces the new name of the show will be ""David Letterman's Countdown to the Millennium."" Also, the show profiles audience member ""Spencer Alderson""… | 1999-01-07 | |
| 83 | Jon Stewart, Marv Albert, Jim Gaffigan ""David Letterman's Countdown to the Millennium,"" Day 2: Paul declares that he will mention a millennium-related fun fact every day for the rest of the year. … | 1999-01-08 | |
| 84 | Gillian Anderson, Charlie Rose, Black Crowes Sitting in with the CBS Orchestra tonight: the shirtless guy who was the ""T"" in ""Jets"" at last night's game. Also, The Black Crowes performs ""By Your Side… | 1999-01-11 | |
| 85 | Robert Duvall, Al Franken, B.B. King During ""Small Town News,"" Dave sports a paper mustache. | 1999-01-12 | |
| 86 | Conan O'Brian, Alanis Morrisette Tonight's ""Paul Shaffer Millennium Prediction"": health spas will not charge deposits. Upon hearing this, Dave wishes people would stop using the phrase ""hap… | 1999-01-13 | |
| 87 | William Baldwin, Trisha Yearwood, Scott Ferrall William Baldwin promotes ""Virus,"" while Biff rescues Dave's coffee mug after it falls over. | 1999-01-14 | |
| 88 | Jack Hanna, Patricia Arquette Mailbag: Tony mentions he's taken up acting, then shows two remarkably similar clips from Patch Adams and Shakespeare In Love. Also, NBA head honcho David Ster… | 1999-01-15 | |
| 89 | Yasmine Bleeth, Adam Carolla, James Brown | 1999-01-25 | |
| 90 | Alicia Silverstone, D.L. Hughley, Second Hand Dave says a focus group doesn't like his ""Countdown to the Millennium"" segment, so Paul gives one last fact: ""Danny Aiello will get another series."" Rather… | 1999-01-26 | |
| 91 | Sophia Loren, The Mavericks Dave and Paul discuss William Wood Lee Shaffer's diapers. Later, Paul interrupts the ""Shark Week"" segment with another Millennium prediction: ""The new black… | 1999-01-27 | |
| 92 | Bill Murray, Shania Twain Biff shows up with a tie for a ""Know Your Current Events"" contestant; Bill Murray promotes Rushmore and serenades Dave. | 1999-01-28 | |
| 93 | Cate Blanchett, Jason Schwartzman, Brandy Dave announces he and Paul are trying to establish a video nexus; during Mailibag, Anton falls down an elevator shaft, while Paul and Dave shoot Regis with pain… | 1999-01-29 | |
| 94 | Bill Cosby, Brendon Fraser, Ricky Scruggs & Vince Gill It's the seventeenth anniversary of Dave's debut in late night, and what is he going to do to celebrate the milestone? ""Absolutely nothing."" Also, Tony Rand… | 1999-02-01 | |
| 95 | Tom Arnold, David Brenner, Catherine Bell Dave mentions that through the wonders of science, Paul Shaffer had another baby over the weekend, and then introduces Bernard Shaffer in the green room; during… | 1999-02-02 | |
| 96 | Tom Brokaw, Sean Patrick Flanery, Creed Dave and Paul spend ten minutes discussing the new and improved ""Late Show"" home site; Dave chats with ""John Elway"" (Gerard) after the star quarterback is l… | 1999-02-03 | |
| 97 | Mel Gibson, Laetitia Casta, Fresh Step Dave reads about Bucknell University for a ""KYCE"" participant; Laetitia Casta is interviewed twice. | 1999-02-04 | |
| 98 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Martha Stewart, Mitch Hedberg Nile Rogers fills in for both Felicia and Will Lee, who are both sick; Martha Stewart has some fun with a batch of pinecones. | 1999-02-05 | |
| 99 | Michael J. Fox, Rev. John & Ellena Cobb, Willie Nelson ""Biff Henderson's America"" makes a quick stop in Baker, Nevada. Also, Dave chats with the Reverend and Mrs. John Cobb, who tell their incredible story of how… | 1999-02-08 | |
| 100 | Jeff Daniels, Fernanda Montenegro, Monica Dave chats with (live via satellite) Al at Prestige Luggage Company in Dallas. Dave is so fascinated by him that the segment runs for almost fifteen minutes, a… | 1999-02-09 | |
| 101 | Robin Wright Penn, Richard Kind, Chris Isaak Dave rants about the internet, while Bob Borden literally searches for a valentine. | 1999-02-10 | |
| 102 | Sandra Bullock, James Carville, Hootie & The Blowfish Orlando Antigua of the Harlem Globetrotters helps out during ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Sandra Bullock promotes Forces of Nature. | 1999-02-11 | |
| 103 | Richard Simmons, Sarah O'Hare, Ondar Dave discusses signature sign-offs and announces his new one will be ""Keep a light coat of oil on it""; during Mailbag, Gerard discusses nudity in film and get… | 1999-02-12 | |
| 104 | Bette Midler, David Hyde Pierce Tonight marks the debut of ""Alan Kalter's Secret Word."" Tonight's utterance: ""gristle."" Also, racing star Jeff Gordon presents the Top Ten, while Dave giv… | 1999-02-15 | |
| 105 | Andy Garcia, Tara Lipinksi, Wendy Liebman Lou Soloff of Blood, Sweat and Tears sits in with the horn section; Alan's secret word is ""magnesium""; Dave chats with champion figure skater Tara Lipinski. | 1999-02-16 | |
| 106 | Andie MacDowell, Mike Judge, Julian Lennon The secret word is ""mongoose""; ten West Point cadet presents the Top Ten; Julian Lennon performs The Beatles' ""Don't Let Me Down."" | 1999-02-17 | |
| 107 | Magic Johnson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jewel The secret word is ""hydraulic""; Dave gives a photographer in the audience a Polaroid to shoot pictures during the show; Jake Gyllenhaal plugs October Sky. | 1999-02-18 | |
| 108 | Lauren Bacall, Greg Smith, Sugar Ray The secret word is ""buttress""; during Mailbag, Dave and Linda Tripp appear on $25,000 Pyramid; ten hot dog vendors present the Top Ten. | 1999-02-19 | |
| 109 | Matthew Broderick, Sheryl Crow Dave takes five minutes to comment on the sudden death of Gene Siskel, then shows a clip from his last appearance on the show; Alan interrupts to show everybody… | 1999-02-22 | |
| 110 | Kid Scientists, Jesse Ventura Alan's secret word is ""bobcat,"" and the jackpot now stands at ""seven hundred damn dollars!"" Also, Kreskin participates in a new game called ""North Dakota/… | 1999-02-23 | |
| 111 | Uma Thurman, Tom Green, De La Guarda The secret word is ""barnacle;"" Dave answers a phone call from Sweden; in a segment about the hype surrounding Star Wars Episode One, George Clarke impersonate… | 1999-02-24 | |
| 112 | Eriq La Salle, Homer Hickman, Blondie The secret word is ""corpuscular."" Meanwhile, Dave chats with Homer Hickam, the NASA shuttle instructor whose life inspired the recent film October Sky. | 1999-02-25 | |
| 113 | James Coburn, Will Ferrall, Marvelous Three The secret word is ""combustible,"" and the stakes have been raised to an even thousand; during Mailbag, Harold Larkin starts bleeding from the neck, which happ… | 1999-02-26 | |
| 114 | Brooke Shields, Peter Hillary | 1999-03-01 | |
| 115 | Ian McKellen, Reese Witherspoon, The Roots & Erykah Badu The secret word is ""saluki""; live via satellite, the employees of the Unclaimed Baggage Center in Scottsboro, Alabama opens up suitcases; The Roots (featuring… | 1999-03-02 | |
| 116 | Kid Turkey Callers, Mark Wahlberg, Fresh Step Dave rants about tonight's Barbara Walters/Monica Lewinsky interview; the secret word is ""luggage,"" with the grand prize reaching $1300; the latest roll call … | 1999-03-03 | |
| 117 | Billy Crystal, George Miller The secret word is ""viscous,"" while George Miller rants about the media. | 1999-03-04 | |
| 118 | Chazz Palminteri, Jeff Altman, Everclear The secret word is ""melancholia,"" while ""Oprah"" (Pat Farmer) flirts with ""John Travolta"" (Kenny Sheehan). | 1999-03-05 | |
| 119 | Norm MacDonald, Jeff Beck The secret word is ""lederhosen""; the second-ever ""Alan Kalter's Where Are They Now?"" reveals that Alan Hale, Jr. has been dead for several years now; Don Ki… | 1999-03-22 | |
| 120 | Elizabeth Hurley, Katie Holmes, Cake The secret word is ""Ionosphere,"" with the prize now standing at ""$1700 damn dollars!"" Meanwhile, Gaines awkwardly interrupts Dave's interview with Elizabet… | 1999-03-23 | |
| 121 | Stupid Human Tricks, Craig Kilborn, Emmylou Harris, Linda Rondstadt, and Dolly Parton The secret word is ""shipjack""; Dave shows a meat identification kit, complete with photographs of each form of meat; Craig Kilborn promotes his new talk show;… | 1999-03-24 | |
| 122 | Elton John, Henry Kissinger, LeAnn Rimes The secret word is ""bilious,"" which is coincidental because Dave feels under the weather. Also, Elton John and Leann Rimes perform ""Written in the Stars."" | 1999-03-25 | |
| 123 | Ron Howard, Charlotte Church Dave bids farewell to Tom Snyder (his last show aired that night), then says get well to Johnny Carson (who had major surgery). Also, the secret word is ""elli… | 1999-03-26 | |
| 124 | Marv Albert, Diane Lane, Blur Dave hollers about 60 Minutes, then claims that somebody won the Secret Word ""contest"" on Friday; tonight's Secret Word is ""meniscus,"" with the jackpot redu… | 1999-03-29 | |
| 125 | Laurence Fishburne, Sister Carol Anne Corley, Wilco The opening sequence is altered; the secret word is ""taconite""; Dave chats with Sister Carol Anne Corley, a nun who's also a master of fly-fishing. | 1999-03-30 | |
| 126 | Steve Martin & Goldie Hawn, Jim Calhoun, Joe Henry The secret word is ""sociopathic,"" while Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn promote the upcoming remake of The Out-of-Towners. | 1999-03-31 | |
| 127 | Dennis Hopper, Jason Nastke, The Corrs The secret word is ""nemonurwingy,"" but Dave accuses Alan of making it up (which he did), so he changes it to ""balloon."" Also, after The Corrs perform, Dave… | 1999-04-01 | |
| 128 | Marilu Henner, Master P, Greg Fitzsimmons Charlie Daniels sits in on fiddle; the secret word is ""mahagony""; comedian/commentator Greg Fitzsimmons remarks on domestic life. | 1999-04-02 | |
| 129 | Charles Grodin, David Arquette, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, and Kris Kristofferson The secret word is ""flange""; Dave holds up a certificate that makes Late Show the ""Official Late Night Talk Show of the Millennium""; Biff annoys Yankees pl… | 1999-04-05 | |
| 130 | Drew Barrymore, Scott Wolf, Barenaked Ladies The secret word is ""millipede""; right after the second-ever edition of ""Know Your Cuts of Meat,"" Dave calls one of the previous owners of his Meat Identific… | 1999-04-06 | |
| 131 | Lennox Lewis, Dr. Bertrand Piccard & Brian Jones Throughout the night, local teens with learner's permits parallel park on 53rd Street. At the end of the show, Dave attempts parallel parking and nearly embarr… | 1999-04-07 | |
| 132 | George Stephanopoulos, Molly Shannon, Andrea Bocelli The secret word is ""ischemia,"" while SNL star Molly Shannon promotes Never Been Kissed. | 1999-04-08 | |
| 133 | Bill Maher, Khalid El-Amin, Marc Maron Paul makes his second ""Countdown to the Millennium"" prediction since the designation: ""Everybody's going to take out a lot of cash. Forget about the cash."" … | 1999-04-09 | |
| 134 | Elle Macpherson, Don Zimmer, John Mellencamp Paul announces celebrities will come by all evening to wish Dave a happy birthday, and for some strange reason Martha Stewart drops by three times; the secret w… | 1999-04-12 | |
| 135 | Kevin Spacey, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers The secret word is ""hegemony,"" and Dave doubles the current jackpot from $1100 to $2200; Kathie Lee Gifford sings Dave a late happy birthday song, and later h… | 1999-04-13 | |
| 136 | Kate Winslet, Darrell Hammond, Mandy Barnett The secret word is ""quadricentennial,"" and after doubling the stakes on last night's show, Dave ""raises"" them to an even hundred million; on a variation of … | 1999-04-14 | |
| 137 | David Spade, Tim Couch, Eagle-Eye Cherry Dave mentions the sudden and untimely death of Bill Wendell; the secret word is ""Melon""; with no clip available, Biff and David Spade reenact a scene from his… | 1999-04-15 | |
| 138 | John Cusack, Jack Hanna A technical difficulty turns Dave's face and tie blue during the monologue; the secret word is ""tubular""; during Mailbag, Dave shows us the video guide ""Biff… | 1999-04-16 | |
| 139 | Matthew Broderick, Ben Stein, The Cranberries Dave discusses the various bars and/or grills that have been next door to the theater, and wishes the best of luck to its current incarnation, The Manhattan Chi… | 1999-04-26 | |
| 140 | Martin Lawrence, Michelle Williams, Eddie Brill Dave claims there was a secret word winner last night, then brings out Connecticut housewife ""Marlene DiBenedetto""; the secret word is ""hat,"" with the jackp… | 1999-04-27 | |
| 141 | Dustin Hoffman, Mary Steenburgen, Ben Folds Five The secret word is ""boat""; Paul, Felecia, Will, and Sid perform ""Songs for Pedestrians""; Ted Danson lurks in the backdrop during Dave's chat with Mary Steen… | 1999-04-28 | |
| 142 | Ted Danson, Sarah Ferguson, Madness The secret word is ""carrot,"" and Dave introduces another supposed winner (writer and Boston native Jay Johnson); to prove a point, Dave quizzes Paul on a cut … | 1999-04-29 | |
| 143 | Glenn Close, George Hamilton, Elvis Crespo In honor of tonight's audience, the backdrop is altered to show the skyline of Miami, Florida; Biff visits a retirement community in Coral Gables; ten Florida r… | 1999-04-30 | |
| 144 | Tom Brokaw, Robbie Williams Dave claims he's filed a $100 million lawsuit against the surgeon general; Dave pays an attractive audience member $200 for saying tonight's secret word (""thim… | 1999-05-03 | |
| 145 | Earvin Magic Johnson, Sara Gentile, Silverchair The secret word is ""incinerate""; Paul Fiore tries to parallel-park outside; Dave chats with a twelve-year-old girl who wants to save the dying art of ice crea… | 1999-05-04 | |
| 146 | Denny Brauer, Kelly Willis, Jesse Jackson The secret word is ""undershirt""; Dave shows (bogus) footage of Roberto Benigni making an ass of himself at the Country Music Awards; World Bass fishing champ … | 1999-05-05 | |
| 147 | Brendan Fraser, Jesse Jackson, Bonnie Raitt Cold opening: Jesse Jackson makes an insincere apology to Dave for his tardiness in last night's show. Also, ""Marlene DiBenedetto"" (Jude Brennan) wins the se… | 1999-05-06 | |
| 148 | Kelsey Grammer, Steve Earle and the Del McCoury Band In honor of tonight's travel-weary audience (everybody's from Nashville), Biff hangs out at the Grand Ole Opry while Nashville Predators captain Tom Fitzgerald … | 1999-05-07 | |
| 149 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Janeane Garofalo, Brian Regan The secret word is ""ball""; an audience member is stifled by a barbershop quartet in the latest edition of ""Who Asked For It?""; a dog gets injured during ""S… | 1999-05-10 | |
| 150 | Ben Stiller, Camryn Manheim, Eve 6 Thirteen-year-old blues phenomenon Ben Robinson sits in; the secret word is ""stick""; Bob Borden walks onstage to hype his new catchphrase: ""Next time bring y… | 1999-05-11 | |
| 151 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Deana Carter Dave makes a nonsense rant about Barry Manilow; the secret word is ""winky""; during ""Dave's Record Collection,"" Tony goes berserk over a comment made by Dave… | 1999-05-12 | |
| 152 | Kevin Kline, Leelee Sobieski, Beth Orton Dave bring out the seven supposed winners of last night's secret word contest (including Mike McIntee and the Stangel brothers); tonight's secret word is ""scoo… | 1999-05-13 | |
| 153 | Bill Cosby, Jon Favreau With tonight's audience being from the City of Brotherly Love, Biff heads to Philly to get in training a la Rocky. For his efforts, he is given a medal by Phil… | 1999-05-14 | |
| 154 | Julia Roberts, Alice Cooper The secret word is ""molar,"" while Dave measures Julia Roberts' waist. | 1999-05-17 | |
| 155 | Keri Russell, Aretha Franklin Dave calls Aloha Meats in Honolulu to see if they answer the phone by saying ""aloha""; the secret word is ""polymer""; Dave and Shecky hang out with a Star War… | 1999-05-18 | |
| 156 | Tom Selleck, Bob Barker, Leon Russell The secret word is ""turf""; various members of the staff appear in a series of film promos, including Biff in Eyes Wide Shut; a recently clean-shaven Tom Selle… | 1999-05-19 | |
| 157 | Helen Hunt, Courtney Love, Hole The secret word is ""Alan""; Dave shows a one dollar bill folded so it would be shaped like a ring, courtesy of a ""Know Your Current Events"" participant; Hele… | 1999-05-20 | |
| 158 | Natalie Portman, Tom Everett Scott, J. Geils Band Tonight's audience hails from Boston, Massachusetts. The backdrop, as always, is altered to resemble the Beantown skyline; Dave shows various great moments in … | 1999-05-21 | |
| 159 | Harry Connick Jr., Damon Wayans Dave goes on a fury as to what constitutes the dinners given as prizes during ""Know Your Current Events""; the secret word is ""announcer""; Dave Dorsett doodl… | 1999-05-24 | |
| 160 | Kate Capshaw, Britney Spears Dave tries calling Hawaii again; the secret word is ""asparagus""; Kate Capshaw tries to call her vacationing husband (Steven Spielberg) in Hawaii but she gets … | 1999-05-25 | |
| 161 | Kid Scientists, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Chapin Carpenter Anton is again introduced as Buddy Rich, Jr.; Paul pays $102,000,000 for a ticket to see the new ""Star Wars"" prequel; Dave shows Sarah Jessica Parker a recent… | 1999-05-26 | |
| 162 | Bill Murray, Everlast Jay Johnson wins the secret word ""contest"" again; throughout the night, Lou Rawls sits in the green room; tonight's secret word is ""litmus""; Everlast perfor… | 1999-05-27 | |
| 163 | Jennifer Lopez, Ira Glass The secret word is ""bituminous""; Lou Rawls continues to lounge in the green room; during Mailbag, ""Billy Blanks"" (Gerard) gives a rather half-hearted demons… | 1999-05-28 | |
| 164 | Dan Rather, Nancy Mace, Randy Newman Tonight's secret word (""emetic"") is now sponsored by a lawn-watering device called ""Hosie Cow""; Biff stands outside holding a popsicle in one hand and a Cre… | 1999-06-07 | |
| 165 | Jeff Foxworthy, Kristin Davis, Snoop Dogg The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""escarpment""; Dave plays a new game at Joe G's where a contestant must start a conversation and brings up the weather within sixt… | 1999-06-08 | |
| 166 | Timothy Hutton, Christine Lahti, Cast of It Ain't Nothing But the Blues The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""whippy""; last night's winner ""Barbara Sanchez"" (Jude Brennan) is presented with $400 and a fully functional Hosie Cow; Alan im… | 1999-06-09 | |
| 167 | Ray Romano, Jewel After appearing in an ad for Hosie Cow, Alan announces that the secret word is ""inflammation."" Also, Tony nominee Brian Dennehy presents the Top Ten. | 1999-06-10 | |
| 168 | Heather Graham, David Wells Edgar Winter sits in; the Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""dick""; Heather Graham promotes Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. | 1999-06-11 | |
| 169 | Tim Robbins, Oscar De La Hoya, Dane Cook The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""amputation""; the latest roll call introduces Biff's pint-size clone ""Mini-Biff"" and Calvert dressed up as a Hosie Cow; Tim Rob… | 1999-06-14 | |
| 170 | Roseanne, Susan Tedeschi The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""dick"" again, but it's eventually changed to ""bunny."" Also, Dave has another one of his long-winded chats (via satellite) with… | 1999-06-15 | |
| 171 | David Schwimmer, Brandi Chastain, Seth Green The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""pigment,"" while Dave chats (and becomes infatuated) with Brandi Chastain of the US Women's World Cup Soccer Team. | 1999-06-16 | |
| 172 | Mike Myers, Ben Lee Al Gore appears on ""The Paul Shaffer Show""; The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""tourniquet""; Mike Myers promotes Austin Powers 2. | 1999-06-17 | |
| 173 | Julianna Margulies, Jon Stewart Anton is introduced as Buddy Rich Jr., the ""bastard son"" of the legendary jazz drummer; Hosie Cow makes a cameo in the new Austin Powers movie; the Hosie Cow … | 1999-06-18 | |
| 174 | Felicity Huffman, Andy Dick, Elvis Costello The secret word (""rodeo"") is now sponsored by Larry King, whom according to Alan ""looks like an owl""; ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) is introduced as the l… | 1999-06-21 | |
| 175 | Adam Sandler, Missy Elliot The Larry King Secret Word is ""gabardine,"" and is followed by stock footage of four baby owls devouring a rat. Also, Dave shows the audience an autographed p… | 1999-06-22 | |
| 176 | Geri Halliwell, Richard Belzer Jimmy Vaughan sits in; the Larry King Secret Word is ""entropic""; after an unusually aimless edition of ""New for Summer,"" Dave asks Paul, ""What is happening… | 1999-06-23 | |
| 177 | Rudolph Giuliani, Leslie Mann, The Pretenders The Larry King Secret Word is ""linguine."" Also, to counteract with Hillary Clinton's recent decision to run for the US Senate in New York, Mayor Giuliani ann… | 1999-06-24 | |
| 178 | Joey Lauren Adams, Spike Lee, Santana The Larry King Secret Word is ""peptide""; Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty perform ""Smooth."" | 1999-06-25 | |
| 179 | Colin Powell, Maurice Green Tonight's Secret Word (""bird"") is brought to you by David Letterman's Women's World Cup Soccer Team, in honor of his latest celebrity crush. Quote Alan: ""Th… | 1999-06-28 | |
| 180 | Mira Sorvino, Lyle Lovett The World Cup Soccer Team Secret Word is ""oozing""; Montana park ranger (and past winner) ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) is announced as the winner of the Sec… | 1999-06-29 | |
| 181 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Avery Johnson, June Carter Cash The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""peripatetic""; a bird caller from Piedmont, California does a drumroll for Dave; after a brief discussion over th… | 1999-06-30 | |
| 182 | Calista Flockhart, Jack Hannah The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""highoeyazmuhoodhee""; Calista Flockhart's chat with Dave is interrupted by visions of the dancing baby from Ally … | 1999-07-01 | |
| 183 | Stupid Human Tricks, John Leguizamo, Ziggy Marley & The Melody Makers The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""pony""; during Mailbag, Biff, Kenny, and Dave Dorsett brag about their latest female conquests; John Leguizamo pr… | 1999-07-02 | |
| 184 | John McEnroe, George Jones Dave shows footage of a taxi literally crashing the staff cookout out on 53rd Street; with temperatures hovering over 100 degrees, Biff dares to go outside and … | 1999-07-05 | |
| 185 | Chris Rock, Sixpence None the Richer An audience member attempts to button Dave's jacket; the Dan Quayle/Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""neoprene""; throughout the night, Biff stands nex… | 1999-07-06 | |
| 186 | Lindsay Davenport, Oliver Platt, Jeffrey Ross Dave replies to a Zagat's survey; the Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""pestilence,"" with the Dan Quayle/Larry King Secret Word Jackpot standing at ""Thirteen hu… | 1999-07-07 | |
| 187 | Jay Thomas, Jason Briggs The Secret Word is ""prick,"" with the stock footage of the baby owls eating the rat joining an already crowded group of sponsors; John Mayall sits in; Jason Bi… | 1999-07-08 | |
| 188 | Naomi Campbell, Jimmie Walker, Lucinda Williams Dave points out that Paul is dressed from head to toe in white tonight, including a snazzy top hat; during Mailbag, The Guy on Fire is profiled on ""Biff Hender… | 1999-07-09 | |
| 189 | Don Rickles, Dave Mirra, Patty Griffin The Larry King/Dan Quayle Secret Word is ""sphygmomanometer""; Dave briefly comments on the passing of JFK Jr.; Dave Mirra does bicycle stunts on 53rd Street, b… | 1999-07-19 | |
| 190 | U.S. 1999 World Cup Women's Soccer Team, Jim Gaffigan The Dan Quayle/Larry King Secret Word is ""pie""; Dave finally meets the entire U.S. Women's World Cup champion soccer team, though Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain… | 1999-07-20 | |
| 191 | Matthew Broderick, Dennis Regan The Hillary Clinton/Larry King Secret Word is ""mommy""; Dave asks a question to Einstein's Brain (voice of Alan Kalter); perfect game winner David Cone present… | 1999-07-21 | |
| 192 | Catherine Zeta-Jones, Buzz Aldrin, Jamiroquai The Hillary Clinton/Larry King Secret Word is ""meehnkee""; Dave ""performs"" at Woodstock '99, then declares that Limp Bizkit kicks ass; Buzz Aldrin drops by t… | 1999-07-22 | |
| 193 | Charles Grodin, Alanis Morrisette Paul asks what the point of the Secret Word is, and after it's revealed (""throb""), Dave replies with ""I'm tired of being held hostage by your psychotic delus… | 1999-07-23 | |
| 194 | Ted Koppel, Isabella Rossellini, Macy Gray Paul complains about the heat at Woodstock '99; Dave brags about Max Pappas and Team Rahal (a sign of things to come); Ted Koppel's evil twin Kenny is caught ho… | 1999-07-26 | |
| 195 | National Hollerin' Champions, Garry Marshall, Los Lobos Buckwheat Zydeco (nee Stanley Durrell) sits in on accordion; throughout the night, Shark the border collie chases Frisbees on 53rd Street; film director Garry M… | 1999-07-27 | |
| 196 | Samuel L. Jackson, Rita Wilson, Pete Townshend & Eddie Vedder Biff helps out pedestrians walking on 53rd Street; Dave asks Paul about project identification; Pete Townshend and Eddie Vedder perform ""Behind Blue Eyes."" | 1999-07-28 | |
| 197 | Bruce Willis, Heidi Klum ""Paul Shaffer's Countdown to the Millennium"" makes its triumphant return to the Late Show, and is now sponsered by Hillary Clinton and Larry King. Tonight's … | 1999-07-29 | |
| 198 | Lance Armstrong, Barry White Dave chats with Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong; Paul's latest prediction: ""No more lox and bagels""; Sheryl Crow performs ""The Dif… | 1999-07-30 | |
| 199 | Pierce Brosnan, Saffron Burrows, Jim Jeter It's a very special night as Jim Jeter is about to log his one millionth mile on his 1982 Toyota Starlet. After reaching the milestone, Dave buys him a new use… | 1999-08-02 | |
| 200 | Tom Arnold, Q-Tip & Busta Rhymes Dave takes the outside cam to Joe G's for another round of ""Stop Calling Me Kitty."" | 1999-08-03 | |
| 201 | Dave Foley, Jonathan Witherspoon, Old 97's Dave shows the audience some stuff he bought on his recent vacation in a segment called ""Travel Souvenirs."" Later, ""Newsradio"" star Dave Foley promotes the… | 1999-08-04 | |
| 202 | William H. Macy, George Miller, The Pretenders Dave repeatedly shows footage of the Taco Bell chihuahua saying ""funkalicious."" Later, Dave and William H. Macy drink Tang spiked with Jack Daniels. | 1999-08-05 | |
| 203 | Ray Romano, Jeff Altman During CBS Mailbag, Alan punches Dave. Later, Dave's former ""Starland Vocal Band Hour"" co-star Jeff Altman looks back at his tumultous television career. | 1999-08-06 | |
| 204 | Regis Philbin, Dave Attell Paul refers to Regis as a bastard, only for the ""Millionaire"" host to retaliate. | 1999-08-09 | |
| 205 | Claire Danes, Smash Mouth Kreskin's knowledge of 70's backup singers is tested in a segment called ""Commodore or Pip?"" Later, Smash Mouth performs their smash hit ""All-Star."" | 1999-08-10 | |
| 206 | Hugh Grant, The Mavericks Dave announces that a crack in the building next door caused a temporary evacuation of the theater. Later, The Mavericks perform ""There Goes My Heart."" | 1999-08-11 | |
| 207 | Rene Russo, Tori Amos Dave takes up an offering for a preacher who played ""Who Your Deer Repellants."" | 1999-08-12 | |
| 208 | Shaquille O'Neal, Helen Mirren During CBS Mailbag, Inky Mendez announces his candidacy for the US Senate, while Dave chats with ""Hillary Clinton"" (Gerard). | 1999-08-13 | |
| 209 | Tony Danza, Katie Holmes, Robert Palmer A shirtless Vince DeMentri interviews people on the street, asking them what they think of Hillary Clinton. Later, Katie Holmes promotes ""Dawson's Creek."" | 1999-08-16 | |
| 210 | Lara Flynn Boyle, David Brenner, Everclear Dave announces that tonight, ""We're going to have good old-fashioned fun"": all night, Richard Egan stands on 53rd St. guessing the weight of passersby. | 1999-08-17 | |
| 211 | Andie MacDowell, French Stewart, Tom Dreesen Terence Blanchard sits in with the band, while Olympic diver Kathy Pesek does a demonstration for the audience (via telephone). | 1999-08-18 | |
| 212 | Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam Dave announces that tonight is the premiere of ""Late Show Who Wants to be a Billionaire?"" Tonight's first question: ""Who took over for the 'Brady Bunch' fat… | 1999-08-19 | |
| 213 | Albert Brooks, Omar Epps Dave announces that after 6 years and 1,278 shows on CBS, he now wants to be called ""Daddy""; Alan beats up Regis during CBS Mailbag; Albert Brooks makes a pho… | 1999-08-20 |
Season 7 · 1999 · 196 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kevin James, Sheryl Crow Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special. | 1999-09-07 | |
| 2 | Ricki Lake, Kid Rock Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah. | 1999-09-08 | |
| 3 | Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's. | 1999-09-09 | |
| 4 | Queen Latifah, John Popper John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag. | 1999-09-10 | |
| 5 | John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last … | 1999-09-13 | |
| 6 | Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course. | 1999-09-14 | |
| 7 | John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama."" | 1999-09-15 | |
| 8 | Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwh… | 1999-09-16 | |
| 9 | Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead. | 1999-09-17 | |
| 10 | Michael J. Fox, Heather French Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS. | 1999-09-20 | |
| 11 | Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man."" | 1999-09-21 | |
| 12 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy."" | 1999-09-22 | |
| 13 | Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show. | 1999-09-23 | |
| 14 | Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial. | 1999-09-24 | |
| 15 | Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn. | 1999-09-27 | |
| 16 | Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced… | 1999-09-28 | |
| 17 | Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfiel… | 1999-09-29 | |
| 18 | Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show S… | 1999-09-30 | |
| 19 | Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervi… | 1999-10-01 | |
| 20 | Harrison Ford, David Bowie ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child."" | 1999-10-04 | |
| 21 | Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that… | 1999-10-05 | |
| 22 | Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism. | 1999-10-06 | |
| 23 | Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks. | 1999-10-07 | |
| 24 | Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting 1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day."" | 1999-10-08 | |
| 25 | Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis. | 1999-10-11 | |
| 26 | Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration. | 1999-10-12 | |
| 27 | Farrah Fawcett The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test,… | 1999-10-13 | |
| 28 | John Malkovich, Harland Williams Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees t… | 1999-10-14 | |
| 29 | Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Things That Sound Creep… | 1999-10-15 | |
| 30 | Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and J… | 1999-10-25 | |
| 31 | John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report. | 1999-10-26 | |
| 32 | Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment. | 1999-10-27 | |
| 33 | Joe Torre, Denzel Washington Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Denzel Washington plugs ""Th… | 1999-10-28 | |
| 34 | Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comment… | 1999-10-29 | |
| 35 | Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials. | 1999-11-01 | |
| 36 | Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath"" on the roof in pouring rain. | 1999-11-02 | |
| 37 | Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich 14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese and Ricky Martin; aft… | 1999-11-03 | |
| 38 | Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd Street. Also, Robe… | 1999-11-04 | |
| 39 | Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives flu shots to the audience. | 1999-11-05 | |
| 40 | Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay Johnson, Fred Dhimiz… | 1999-11-08 | |
| 41 | Don Rickles, Jane Clayson Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via satellite, it's anoth… | 1999-11-09 | |
| 42 | Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Sirajul racing to the … | 1999-11-10 | |
| 43 | Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. By the end of the sh… | 1999-11-11 | |
| 44 | Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seasonal audience flu shots. | 1999-11-12 | |
| 45 | Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Early Show. Midway th… | 1999-11-15 | |
| 46 | Will Smith, Creed Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated lowest. As a condolence, Dave… | 1999-11-16 | |
| 47 | Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear. | 1999-11-17 | |
| 48 | Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute. | 1999-11-18 | |
| 49 | Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike. | 1999-11-19 | |
| 50 | Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comment on ""What They're Thankful… | 1999-11-22 | |
| 51 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kathie Lee Gifford delivers a tur… | 1999-11-23 | |
| 52 | Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind ""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY. | 1999-11-24 | |
| 53 | George Carlin, Jewel Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, Dorothy… | 1999-11-25 | |
| 54 | Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Ni… | 1999-11-26 | |
| 55 | Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during tonight's Open Mic in th… | 1999-11-29 | |
| 56 | Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Hollywood Story""; Jenny McCarthy … | 1999-11-30 | |
| 57 | Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee, IL mayor Donald Gr… | 1999-12-01 | |
| 58 | Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ""Know Your Japanese Cartoon C… | 1999-12-02 | |
| 59 | Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple | 1999-12-03 | |
| 60 | Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M. | 1999-12-13 | |
| 61 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie | 1999-12-14 | |
| 62 | Danny DeVito, Harry Smith Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy has been promoted to stagehan… | 1999-12-15 | |
| 63 | Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette | 1999-12-16 | |
| 64 | Joe Breen, Jude Law | 1999-12-17 | |
| 65 | Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC | 1999-12-20 | |
| 66 | Emily Watson, LL Cool J | 1999-12-21 | |
| 67 | Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson | 1999-12-22 | |
| 68 | Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love | 1999-12-23 | |
| 69 | Matt Damon, Q-Tip Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patrick Stewart and the Taco Bell c… | 1999-12-27 | |
| 70 | Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner | 1999-12-28 | |
| 71 | Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg | 1999-12-29 | |
| 72 | Dick Clark, Ralph Charles | 1999-12-30 | |
| 73 | Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic | 1999-12-31 | |
| 74 | Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen | 2000-01-03 | |
| 75 | Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner | 2000-01-04 | |
| 76 | Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman | 2000-01-05 | |
| 77 | George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy | 2000-01-06 | |
| 78 | Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler | 2000-01-07 | |
| 79 | Kate Winslet, Ice Cube | 2000-01-10 | |
| 80 | Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter | 2000-01-11 | |
| 81 | Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan | 2000-01-12 | |
| 82 | Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lynyrd Skynard performs ""Sweet Ho… | 2000-01-13 | |
| 83 | Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning. | 2000-01-14 | |
| 84 | Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery three weeks before. A… | 2000-02-07 | |
| 85 | Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito ""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats with Jerry Seinfeld, … | 2000-02-08 | |
| 86 | Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old friend Martin Short. … | 2000-02-09 | |
| 87 | Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill goes to the balcony … | 2000-02-10 | |
| 88 | Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector to show a clip from … | 2000-02-11 | |
| 89 | Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Drew and Dave getting m… | 2000-02-14 | |
| 90 | David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball turkey hotline (see Sho… | 2000-02-15 | |
| 91 | Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. Tonight's clips: Norm… | 2000-02-16 | |
| 92 | Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows film footage of Mike … | 2000-02-17 | |
| 93 | Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah ""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring any animals to the se… | 2000-02-18 | |
| 94 | Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis. | 2000-02-21 | |
| 95 | Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter. | 2000-02-22 | |
| 96 | Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; du… | 2000-02-23 | |
| 97 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she gets heckled by an au… | 2000-02-24 | |
| 98 | John Goodman, Norm MacDonald Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery resembling Don King. Also, H… | 2000-02-25 | |
| 99 | Drew Carey, Dolly Parton ""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album. | 2000-02-28 | |
| 100 | David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos. | 2000-02-29 | |
| 101 | Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound."" | 2000-03-01 | |
| 102 | Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song from the musical Yo… | 2000-03-02 | |
| 103 | Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature."" | 2000-03-03 | |
| 104 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame… | 2000-03-06 | |
| 105 | Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a school desk placed in fr… | 2000-03-07 | |
| 106 | Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonight's ""Beat the Clock… | 2000-03-08 | |
| 107 | Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken. | 2000-03-09 | |
| 108 | Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt | 2000-03-10 | |
| 109 | Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his cable service. Afte… | 2000-03-20 | |
| 110 | Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof. | 2000-03-21 | |
| 111 | Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial reaction during her l… | 2000-03-22 | |
| 112 | Rosie Perez, Robert Klein Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The address… is CBS"") and cracks wi… | 2000-03-27 | |
| 113 | Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. Also, Dave has Rupe… | 2000-03-28 | |
| 114 | Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called ""What I like about Spring,""… | 2000-03-29 | |
| 115 | John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water. | 2000-03-30 | |
| 116 | David Arquette, Al Green During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recently-announced discov… | 2000-03-31 | |
| 117 | Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera. | 2000-04-03 | |
| 118 | David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul, but not for Biff; … | 2000-04-04 | |
| 119 | Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne | 2000-04-05 | |
| 120 | Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah | 2000-04-06 | |
| 121 | Jon Stewart, Faith Hill Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Dave a human heart, and after Da… | 2000-04-07 | |
| 122 | Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell | 2000-04-10 | |
| 123 | Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from being heard on-air. Also, Jenn… | 2000-04-11 | |
| 124 | Paul Newman, Pearl Jam Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barbershop quartet sings intern Bob … | 2000-04-12 | |
| 125 | Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience. | 2000-04-13 | |
| 126 | Ben Stiller, Brian Regan Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, Dave and Paul star in the new c… | 2000-04-14 | |
| 127 | Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere double bypass a year a… | 2000-04-24 | |
| 128 | Kristin Johnson, Live After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazine, has finally been rolled ou… | 2000-04-25 | |
| 129 | Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkins perform ""Blue Skies Bring T… | 2000-04-26 | |
| 130 | Salma Hayek, Ray Romano The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confused German son celebrate Take Y… | 2000-04-27 | |
| 131 | Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite game, ""Staffer/Not a Staffer"… | 2000-04-28 | |
| 132 | David Spade, Marion Jones Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a trend that sweeping var… | 2000-05-01 | |
| 133 | Kim Basinger, Oasis Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria … | 2000-05-02 | |
| 134 | Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwa… | 2000-05-03 | |
| 135 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage of a woman dropping a bowling… | 2000-05-04 | |
| 136 | Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave sings the praises of Tivo; ten… | 2000-05-05 | |
| 137 | Betty White, Hanson Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another ""W… | 2000-05-08 | |
| 138 | John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 350 Million Dollars?""… | 2000-05-09 | |
| 139 | Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he had a nightmare involving Maria … | 2000-05-10 | |
| 140 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails."" | 2000-05-11 | |
| 141 | Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard if needed; during Ma… | 2000-05-12 | |
| 142 | Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; Rob announces that Ed has offi… | 2000-05-15 | |
| 143 | David Hyde Pierce, Phish Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying. | 2000-05-16 | |
| 144 | Hugh Grant, Carly Simon Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags. | 2000-05-17 | |
| 145 | Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Thomas is discussed, so… | 2000-05-18 | |
| 146 | Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith drops a bowling bal… | 2000-05-19 | |
| 147 | Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses his health-related ""retirement… | 2000-05-22 | |
| 148 | Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20 Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; Dave flips through a … | 2000-05-23 | |
| 149 | Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Missouri; a man preten… | 2000-05-24 | |
| 150 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller ""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy. | 2000-05-25 | |
| 151 | Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair. | 2000-05-26 | |
| 152 | Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner | 2000-06-05 | |
| 153 | Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be going down!"" | 2000-06-06 | |
| 154 | Robert Duvall, Don Henley Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would u… | 2000-06-07 | |
| 155 | Roger Ebert, Nia Long Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a video camera and some r… | 2000-06-08 | |
| 156 | Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly guesses that it is … | 2000-06-09 | |
| 157 | Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear life in the boiler room… | 2000-06-12 | |
| 158 | Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found standing on the roo… | 2000-06-13 | |
| 159 | Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then declares himself a ""Volc… | 2000-06-14 | |
| 160 | Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey Stillman, the first … | 2000-06-15 | |
| 161 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" Dave acc… | 2000-06-16 | |
| 162 | John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes | 2000-06-19 | |
| 163 | Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Championship, Harold La… | 2000-06-20 | |
| 164 | Dana Carvey, No Doubt Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) returns to c… | 2000-06-21 | |
| 165 | Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; PJ Olsson performs ""Visine."" | 2000-06-22 | |
| 166 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats with (pre-recorded) f… | 2000-06-23 | |
| 167 | Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. Bush is ""(as) dumb as a box of… | 2000-06-26 | |
| 168 | James Belushi, Third Eye Blind Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the genetics scientists for crack… | 2000-06-27 | |
| 169 | Martha Stewart, Travis Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue bike, then gives The Nuge a gu… | 2000-06-28 | |
| 170 | George Clooney, Warren Zevon Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a cop who stopped him fo… | 2000-06-29 | |
| 171 | Jay Thomas, David Sedaris Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's head off; a social worker name… | 2000-06-30 | |
| 172 | Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Navy, and 200 sailors … | 2000-07-03 | |
| 173 | National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's Nati… | 2000-07-04 | |
| 174 | Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a reality show-themed Top… | 2000-07-05 | |
| 175 | Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled flirting. Also, Shawn Wayans … | 2000-07-06 | |
| 176 | Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of the show; Jerry Foley appears o… | 2000-07-07 | |
| 177 | Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cordy drops by; Elliott Smith per… | 2000-07-17 | |
| 178 | Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to scare them into appearing on ca… | 2000-07-18 | |
| 179 | Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's interested in being a… | 2000-07-19 | |
| 180 | Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her drinking a water bottle), followe… | 2000-07-20 | |
| 181 | Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon Stewart discuss politics. | 2000-07-21 | |
| 182 | Harrison Ford Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppet-master, Dave's fiancé and P… | 2000-07-24 | |
| 183 | Don Rickles, Ween Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that there has been no word from the B… | 2000-07-25 | |
| 184 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can of Off! bug spray; Kathie Lee G… | 2000-07-26 | |
| 185 | Connie Chung, Harry Hill An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten. | 2000-07-27 | |
| 186 | Roseanne, David Gray Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon."" | 2000-07-28 | |
| 187 | Edie Falco, Macy Gray Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Macy Gray sings ""I Try."" | 2000-07-31 | |
| 188 | Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings. | 2000-08-01 | |
| 189 | Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart. | 2000-08-02 | |
| 190 | Al Roker, Craig Ferguson Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book. | 2000-08-03 | |
| 191 | Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of Inky Mendez's tantru… | 2000-08-04 | |
| 192 | Tom Selleck, Jordan For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the stripper-turned-writer who was elim… | 2000-08-07 | |
| 193 | Al Franken, Guster ""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini. | 2000-08-08 | |
| 194 | Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns."" | 2000-08-09 | |
| 195 | Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen Haskell. | 2000-08-10 | |
| 196 | Vince Vaughn, Eels Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show. | 2000-08-11 |
Season 8 · 2000 · 197 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wesley Snipes, Dido Dave shows that he has a bandaged finger, claiming that he got a poison gas sensor alarm at his house over the weekend. He later breaks down, admitting that he… | 2000-08-21 | |
| 2 | Jon Favreau, Stone Temple Pilots Dave shows a supposed clip of the Bushes applauding Al Gore's acceptance speech. Later, several of Joe G's customers participate in a game called "Pizza Surviv… | 2000-08-22 | |
| 3 | Jack Hanna, Wyclef Jean, Survivor Castaways The cast of the original "Survivor" are featured in a special Top Ten list. Later, Dave chats with Jack Hanna. | 2000-08-23 | |
| 4 | Richard Hatch, Shaquille O'Neal Dave asks "Survivor I" winner Richard Hatch about his "appearance" on the show last night. | 2000-08-24 | |
| 5 | Charles Grodin, Donal Logue Dave shows the "rabid dingo" bite clip again; Biff tests his psychic abilities with unlabeled canned goods; Donal Logue promotes "The Tao of Steve." | 2000-08-25 | |
| 6 | Mary Tyler Moore, Papa Roach Dave's finger still hurts; Paul offers to pick up Anna Kournikova for her upcoming appearance; Alan makes a special offer to Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres (who… | 2000-08-28 | |
| 7 | Ricki Lake, Adam Ferrara Dave fusses about the polar ice caps melting and The Weather Channel's inability to cover it. Later, Alan closes "Campaign 2000" by singing "Climb Every Mounta… | 2000-08-29 | |
| 8 | Rudy Giuliani, Laetitia Casta On the 7th anniversary of the first episode on CBS, Dave points out that he has made exactly 3,280 episodes in late night, and that his favorite was #1150. Lat… | 2000-08-30 | |
| 9 | D.L. Hughley, Tony Bennett & Diana Krall Dave quizzes a secretary from Hartford with "Know Your Employees of Don Hewlett Chevrolet-Oldsmobile-Buick in Georgetown, Texas." | 2000-08-31 | |
| 10 | Tim Robbins, Andy Kindler During CBS Mailbag, Gerard explains why he's voting for Bush, and Dave marries Richard Hatch of "Survivor I" fame. | 2000-09-01 | |
| 11 | Carson Daly, Dwight Yoakam During a segment called "Summer Memories," Anton recalls being attacked by a giant mosquito. Later, Carson Daly plugs "TRL." | 2000-09-04 | |
| 12 | Renee Zellweger, Bonnie Raitt After reviewing stills of Dave's hand being stitched up, we're ready for the removal of the stitches, simulcast on www.cbs.com/lateshow. In the guest chair is … | 2000-09-05 | |
| 13 | Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals Alan interrupts Dave, claiming Monday was his 5th anniversary working on the show. He's mad because Dave forgot. He runs out into street, strips to his undies… | 2000-09-06 | |
| 14 | Jesse Ventura, Spinal Tap An audience member from Buffalo named Mel Chastain plays "Know Your Professional Bill Gates Lookalikes." Dave likes her so much that Biff hands her "Lion King"… | 2000-09-07 | |
| 15 | Greg Kinnear, Jake Johannsen CBS Mailbag: Dave teaches grade school, while "AP writer Adam Klymer" (the scribe Dubya referred to as a "Major League Asshole," as played by Gerard) gives the … | 2000-09-08 | |
| 16 | Marat Safin, Sting Biff blows up a bicycle tube and a soccer ball with a tire pump; Sting and Cheb Mami sing "Desert Rose." | 2000-09-11 | |
| 17 | Chris Rock, Emmylou Harris How Many Guys in Cat Suits Can Fit into a Coffee Shop? Walking in with no resistance are seven cats, a dog, Santa, a guy in a red cape, three monkeys, Moses, D… | 2000-09-12 | |
| 18 | Sally Field, Eddie Irvine A "Banned from the Classroom" bit includes a jar of spit ball spit; Jack Daniels drink boxes; Professor George W. Bush's Build Your Own Electric Chair kit; the … | 2000-09-13 | |
| 19 | Al Gore, Crosby Stills & Nash Warren Zevon fills in for Paul Shaffer, who was sick that night. | 2000-09-14 | |
| 20 | Kate Hudson, Supergrass Nadine and Andrea rescue Calvert from under Dave's desk again. Later, Dave shows a "new" Hillary Clinton ad. | 2000-09-15 | |
| 21 | Sylvester Stallone, Rocco DiSpirito Dave goes on another lengthy tirade, correcting an article that appeared in yesterday's New York Times Magazine, calling Rush Limbaugh a "giant bag of gas," and… | 2000-09-25 | |
| 22 | Gabriel Byrne, Kevin James Dave gives the results of Olympic events before they air on NBC. Belgium seems to have won all of them except one (Finland). | 2000-09-26 | |
| 23 | Denzel Washington, Mark Knopfler Dave comments on Monday's rant by stating that while he has never been a non-voting Republican (according to the Times Magazine), he once registered as a Democr… | 2000-09-27 | |
| 24 | Ray Romano, Ralph Nader Dave begins the evening by announcing, "Tonight is my final performance." Meanwhile, Vince Gill sits in, and presidential candidate Ralph Nader makes a campaig… | 2000-09-28 | |
| 25 | Jada Pinkett Smith, LL Cool J Dave makes another Ball State Football Update, declaring last week's 74-0 trouncing by Kansas State as being closer than the score reveals. Later, Alan Kalter … | 2000-09-29 | |
| 26 | Geena Davis, Tom Cavanagh A segment called "What's On TV This Week" is interrupted by two guys who burst into the theater fighting. Later, Tom Cavanaugh promotes his new show, "Ed." | 2000-10-02 | |
| 27 | Christine Baranski, Green Day "Late Show Iron Chef" -- Joe G. vs. Rupert Jee, Round 2: Rupert makes an omelet with Cajun spices, while Joe G makes a ham calzone; Maria Pope declares Joe G th… | 2000-10-03 | |
| 28 | Farrah Fawcett, Loretta Lynn Paul's sick tonight, so Anton's in charge and Cliff Carter sits in on keyboards. Dave calls "Paul" (who has a nasty upper respiratory thing), with Barry White … | 2000-10-04 | |
| 29 | Kevin Spacey, Lenny Krayzelberg Biff plays "Super Unlabeled Canned Goods of the Night" (now with institutional-sized cans). Biff tastes chili, but Warren thinks it was chili the last time he … | 2000-10-05 | |
| 30 | Magic Johnson, Jewel Since Paul's still sick, a guy comes out to show what Paul would have worn tonight; Eddie Brill fills in for Alan; Al Rent of Ball State comes out to give Dave … | 2000-10-09 | |
| 31 | Ben Stiller, Merle Haggard Dave welcomes Rulon Gardner, who won the gold medal in wrestling at the Sydney Olmypics. Later, Warren Zevon promotes his new album. | 2000-10-06 | |
| 32 | Regis Philbin, Jim Gaffigan Barry White impersonates Paul via telephone yet again; after the latest edition of "Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts," Alan plugs "PK: The Pat and Kenny Mag… | 2000-10-10 | |
| 33 | Jason Alexander, Anthony Boudain, Foo Fighters Calvert grabs a Kleenex® from Dave's desk during the jokes; Warren Zevon is still sitting in for Paul, who has developed pneumonia; a segment called "What Does … | 2000-10-11 | |
| 34 | Martha Stewart, Spike Lee Like he has on previous nights, Calvert walks through during the monologue. Tonight, he goes to Dave's desk, picks up the phone and dials, says "Get me the poli… | 2000-10-12 | |
| 35 | Mark Wahlberg, Incubus During tonight's "Alan Kalter's Campaign Round-Up," the announcer sings an impromptu rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out"; George Clarke attempts to lose weight … | 2000-10-13 | |
| 36 | James Caan, Angela Perez Baraquio Paul's back and finished with his lengthy bout with pneumonia; throughout the week Dave introduces vegetables that didn't win a prize at the fair, and tonight i… | 2000-10-16 | |
| 37 | Helen Hunt, Willie Nelson Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande come out (a day late) with roses for Paul to celebrate his return. Dave announces that he's not feeling too well, so Nadine an… | 2000-10-17 | |
| 38 | Joaquin Phoenix, Allison Moorer Dave lists some rejected Ball State mascot names from long ago, and learns that their previous nickname was the "Hoosieroons." So, Dave announces that Ball Sta… | 2000-10-18 | |
| 39 | George W. Bush After months of fruitless attempts, Dave finally lands Republican presidential candidate George Walker Bush as a guest on the show. During the interview, Dave … | 2000-10-19 | |
| 40 | Lawrence Fishburne, Lenny Kravitz Dave show clip of Gov George bush from yesterdays show where bush cleans his glasses with sweater of lady standing next to him during break (producer Maria Po… | 2000-10-20 | |
| 41 | Will Smith, Derek Jeter | 2000-10-30 | |
| 42 | Show #1500 During the annual "Halloween Costumes" segment, Calvert claims a dead fish as his treat and Dave's car the morning after All Hallow's Eve; George Clarke gorges … | 2000-10-31 | |
| 43 | Alec Baldwin, Gil de Ferran Calvert stands right smack in front of Dave at his desk and has to be shooed away; Biff, with a little help from Benny Agbayani, does an experiment on juiced ba… | 2000-11-01 | |
| 44 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Mark Borchardt Dave calls Biff out to answer the question of an audience member: "Does he sleep with his headset on?" Of course he does. Later, Dave makes fun of a James Bro… | 2000-11-02 | |
| 45 | Madonna Madonna makes her first guest appearance in over six years. | 2000-11-03 | |
| 46 | Don Rickles, Moby & Gwen Stefani Dave reports that before the show he was trying to trim his hair above his ears and accidentally buzzed himself in the lobe; the winners of the NYC Marathon run… | 2000-11-06 | |
| 47 | Adam Sandler, Outkast It's the day after the infamous presidential election, so Calvert walks onstage and asks Dave, "How'd Nixon do?" Later, Dave shows (bogus) CBS election coverag… | 2000-11-08 | |
| 48 | Cokie Roberts, Patricia Arquette Calvert comes by for a smoke, then sings "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with Alan; Cokie Roberts offers her predictions on the election recount, as does Patricia Arque… | 2000-11-09 | |
| 49 | Lucy Liu, Aaron Neville Calvert interrupts the jokes, asking for a sandwich; during "CBS Mailbag," Dave makes a quick trip to Europe to visit his three Dutch fans, then accidentally de… | 2000-11-10 | |
| 50 | Kid Scientists, Samuel L. Jackson During the monologue, Dave does a "Classic Clinton Joke": "He's so fat he can't see who he's having sex with." Also, Biff reports from the election mess in Pal… | 2000-11-13 | |
| 51 | Bruce Willis, Charles Barkley Calvert comes out to tear up the cue card for the Classic Clinton Joke; Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; Alan congratulates Hillary Clinton on b… | 2000-11-14 | |
| 52 | Mike Myers, Ricky Martin Calvert serves Dave some coffee; Mike Myers shows a clip from a movie he made when he was 13. | 2000-11-15 | |
| 53 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Elliot Calvert comes out to clean his glasses on Dave's jacket; Michael McDonald (of Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers fame) sits in; the show closes with the CBS Orchest… | 2000-11-16 | |
| 54 | Val Kilmer, Everclear Anton tells about his troubles with a kid on Halloween; Dave's interview with Val Kilmer goes horribly awry. | 2000-11-17 | |
| 55 | Susan Sarandon, Kasey Chambers After having one flag put on the set last night, Dave now has two flags behind his desk so he can "look more presidential." Later, Dave gives Susan Sarandon a … | 2000-11-20 | |
| 56 | Brian Williams, Faith Hill Calvert comes out dressed like Dave and inspects a ballot; Dave demonstrates his improved facial maneuverability, and then thanks his dentist; the Brazilian Oly… | 2000-11-21 | |
| 57 | Richard Simmons, Giselle Bundchen Calvert comes out to comb his hair, and leaves the stage to a standing ovation. Also, Richard Simmons comes out in an orange and yellow turkey outfit, promptin… | 2000-11-22 | |
| 58 | Stupid Human Tricks, Keri Russell Dave apologizes for last night's show. Later, he shows highlights from the staff Thanksgiving Party, during which Dave dresses as a pilgrim and Paul gets throw… | 2000-11-23 | |
| 59 | Matthew Broderick, David Gray Calvert applies Chap Stick to his face; Dave finally gives an explanation for his behavior two nights ago (something involving how he won't let anybody touch hi… | 2000-11-24 | |
| 60 | Bette Midler, Jack Hanna Calvert comes out with a remote control to zap Dave; a tiger cub belonging to Jack Hanna develops a strange fondness for Dave. | 2000-11-27 | |
| 61 | Martha Stewart, Christina Aquilera Rather than do something, Calvert walks onstage, stands next to Dave for ten seconds, then walks away; Dave now has twelve flags behind his desk; Dave and Marth… | 2000-11-28 | |
| 62 | Jon Stewart, Everlast Calvert cleans the cameras; Dave refers to Paul as "President-elect Paul W. Shaffer;" Dave mentions that magician David Blaine is frozen alive in a block of ice… | 2000-11-29 | |
| 63 | Mel Gibson, Todd Barry Calvert walks onstage drinking a quart of egg nog straight out of the carton; to promote Dave's upcoming appearance in Bosnia, Biff visits a troop stationed the… | 2000-12-11 | |
| 64 | Charles Grodin, Bobby LaBonte Calvert drinks more egg nog; Charles Grodin; 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup champion Bobby Labonte; Dave shows outtake footage of last night's "Biff in Bosnia." | 2000-12-12 | |
| 65 | Jay Thomas, Orny Adams Dave shows a picture of President-elect Bush wearing a funny cowboy hat; in case there are any updates on tonight's decision, live via satellite, three guys sta… | 2000-12-13 | |
| 66 | Helen Hunt, Robert Klein Dave shows a clip of MSNBC's Bob Kur mumbling during his report of last night's Supreme Court decision; an audience member tries to sneak out of "Know Your Curr… | 2000-12-14 | |
| 67 | CBS Mailbag, At the Drive-In Paul walks over to adjust Dave's shirt; Calvert drinks more egg nog; during Mailbag, we watch "Dave's Trip to Norway," in which he ends up in Finland by mistake… | 2000-12-15 | |
| 68 | Sean Connery, Barenaked Ladies Dave shows a clip of President-elect Bush and Colin Powell hugging rather awkwardly; Rupert, Mujibur, Sirajul, and Joe G. decorate the Late Show Christmas Tree;… | 2000-12-18 | |
| 69 | Tom Hanks, Darlene Love It's "Bosnia Night" on the Late Show: Dave wears night-vision goggles during the monologue; the audience consists entirely of members of the Armed Forces; the H… | 2000-12-19 | |
| 70 | George Clooney, Sade In honor of his 35 years with CBS, Dave gives cameraman Dave Dorsett a fake Christmas gift; Dave announces that staff morale at the Late Show has never been low… | 2000-12-20 | |
| 71 | Juliette Binoche, Jonathan Witherspoon Calvert sprays snow from a can on a camera lens. Dave squeegees it, but he gets the foam all over his suit. Also, comedian John Witherspoon does impressions o… | 2000-12-21 | |
| 72 | Uma Thurman, Brian Regan Calvert is dressed as Santa; during Mailbag, Alan prepares for a role in a porno movie by sitting in a bathtub filled with egg nog; Brian Regan comments on the … | 2000-12-22 | |
| 73 | Lily Tomlin, Anthony Clark Calvert comes out with his shiny new scooter; Dave asks Steph/Monty to tape "Jackass" for him; Paul discusses Hanukkah, then admits that he's in a drunken stupo… | 2000-12-26 | |
| 74 | Jay Mohr, Snoop Dogg Dave tells 10 "It's so cold..." jokes; Dave, Rupert and others bid a fond farewell to Joe G. Pizza, which is moving to W. 56th Street next month; Dave mentions … | 2000-12-27 | |
| 75 | Benjamin Bratt, Jimmie Walker Dave has a special new year's message for the kids (not to mention his biker buddies): "Ride straight." Also, Dave tells six more "It's so cold…" jokes during… | 2000-12-28 | |
| 76 | Matt Damon, Fuel | 2000-12-29 | |
| 77 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Bell Dave mentions that Ed won a People's Choice Award for Best New Series. He says he's never won one "because the people don't like me." Alan Kalter brags about wi… | 2001-01-08 | |
| 78 | Tim Robbins, Julie Bowen An old man resembling Calvert walks onstage after the monologue; 60's pop singer Jackie DeShannon sits in and croons some of her biggest hits; Dave shows (bogus… | 2001-01-09 | |
| 79 | Dennis Quaid, Jason Seahorn The old guy/Calvert surrogate from last night stares blankly at the camera; Dave asks Steph/Monty for dental tools; another "Day in the Life of Hillary Clinton"… | 2001-01-10 | |
| 80 | Kim Cattrall, Bob Sarlatte Throughout the night, Giants placekicker Brad Deluiso kicks field goals. Also, Kim Cattrall claims Garry Shandling tried to set her up with Dave years ago, but … | 2001-01-11 | |
| 81 | Christine Baranski, Seal Mailbag: Pat Farmer wears a skirt, while a hot dog vender (Michael Z. McIntee) sells Dave a hot dog with "I love you" spelled in mustard. | 2001-01-12 | |
| 82 | Dan Rather, Vinnie Jones Dave shows a photo of a cake Dorothy made to commemorate the one-year anniversary of his quintuple-bypass; Dave asks Steph/Monty for some Miller® Lite inflatabl… | 2001-01-15 | |
| 83 | Sean Penn, Lauren Kessler Dave starts off the show by discussing the launch of Oprah's new magazine, and then he shows a copy of Martha Stewart's rag, claiming that for a time Martha was… | 2001-01-16 | |
| 84 | Matthew McConaughey, Elle Macpherson Dave complains that his chair is not as comfortable as he would like it to be, then hypothesizes that it's the lumbar adjustment that's causing the problems; du… | 2001-01-17 | |
| 85 | Neve Campbell, George Miller Dave admits that he's addicted to carbohydrates; NYC Chief of Police Bill DeLace gives snow survival tips; Dave shows two clips of George W. Bush pronouncing bi… | 2001-01-18 | |
| 86 | Tom Selleck, Richard Ashcroft On the eve of President Bush's inauguration, Dave tells one last "Classic Clinton Joke" from 1998. Also, during Mailbag, the staff falls victim to a gas leak, w… | 2001-01-19 | |
| 87 | John Goodman, 3 Doors Down Dave comments on yesterday's Giants-Ravens Super Bowl, then shows footage of MVP Ray Lewis with confetti stuck on his face. Also, Maria Pope introduces Dave to… | 2001-01-29 | |
| 88 | Dolly Parton/William Petersen Throughout the night, various celebrities (such as Regis and Dave) endorse a "Hacking Cough of the Night." Also, Biff introduces his report from Super Bowl XXX… | 2001-01-30 | |
| 89 | Patricia Heaton, Jeff Pobst Dave demands that Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass" appear on the show; Dave shows a clip of President Bush slapping the first lady in the butt in public; Jeff Pr… | 2001-01-31 | |
| 90 | Keanu Reeves, Tony Siragusa Dave casually mentions that today is the nineteenth anniversary of his first foray into late night, and Nancy Agostini and Mike McIntee walk out and give Paul f… | 2001-02-01 | |
| 91 | Jack Black, Aimee Mann During Mailbag, Harold Larkin goes to Jupiter, then looses his pants due to their extreme gravity; Alan Kalter discusses Good Morning America's plan to show a l… | 2001-02-02 | |
| 92 | Anthony Hopkins, Erykah Badu Dave's desk has been repainted a gaudy light blue; Dave rants about last Saturday's debut of the XFL, demanding that the players huck folding chairs at each oth… | 2001-02-05 | |
| 93 | Jennifer Lopez, matchbox twenty Dave mentions that the front of his desk was painted blue the previous weekend, and now we know why: it's a makeshift screen for projecting various pieces of vi… | 2001-02-06 | |
| 94 | Marv Albert, Katie Holmes In conjunction with a certain upstart football league, Dave announces that the show will change its name to "XLS- the Extreme Late Show," effective immediately.… | 2001-02-07 | |
| 95 | Regis Philbin, Rod Stewart Biff reports from Bloomfield, Connecticut; an audience member plays Chopin on Paul's piano; history repeats itself as Dave announces that New York State Police … | 2001-02-08 | |
| 96 | David Boreanaz, Mitch Hedberg For the last month or so, a little old man walks onstage during the monologue, stands next to Dave, and walks away. Tonight, there's a twist: the old guy walks… | 2001-02-09 | |
| 97 | Kelly Ripa, Jamie Oliver Dave engages in a lengthy discussion about stomach flu, then calls Art Kelly upstairs to inquire about staff members with the virus. Shortly afterwards, Art ha… | 2001-02-12 | |
| 98 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Cavanagh It's milestone in the long and celebrated history of "Stupid Pet Tricks" as Regis the duck eats cottage cheese out of owner Rebecca Kraft's mouth. The sight of… | 2001-02-13 | |
| 99 | Chris Rock, Spacehog Dave shows a Valentine's Day bouquet he claims came from Jackass star Johnny Knoxville; Dave comments on last night's grotesque Stupid Pet Trick, then shows the… | 2001-02-14 | |
| 100 | Stephanie Seymour, Nelly Dave announces that last night's show has been pardoned by ex-President Clinton; daredevil Steve Direnzo jumps off the roof of the theater, then comes in to tak… | 2001-02-15 | |
| 101 | Megan Mullally, Eddie Brill A segment called "Dave's Henchmen Force a Price Waterhouse Executive to Reveal the Best-Picture Winner" pretty much explains itself; during Mailbag, a spoof of … | 2001-02-16 | |
| 102 | Julia Roberts Dave goes on one of his all-time greatest rants, this time protesting the inhumane conditions on Survivor: Outback, then chastises Tony for supposedly picking h… | 2001-02-19 | |
| 103 | Samuel L. Jackson, Timothy Treadwell Alan Kalter interrupts Dave with a few seductive words for Jennifer Lopez on the occasion of her break-up with Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs. Shortly afterwards, he … | 2001-02-20 | |
| 104 | James Caan, Nelly Furtado Throughout the night, Don Hewitt (aka the Man on Fire) is body-checked by several New York Rangers; during Mailbag, an audience woman names her dog in honor of … | 2001-02-21 | |
| 105 | Benicio Del Toro, Shaggy George Clarke interrogates celebrites at last night's Grammys; ten grade-schoolers from Bowie, Maryland present the Top Ten; live via telephone, Dr. Henry Kissi… | 2001-02-22 | |
| 106 | Bill O'Reilly, Jim Gaffigan Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave) and Billy Preston sit in; Kansas State University high jumper Nathen Leeper can't demonstrate his talents on 53rd Street because of a … | 2001-02-23 | |
| 107 | Kevin Pollack, Dave Matthews Band Dave shows off his brand new desk, then complains that he has nothing worth asking to "Survivor: Outback" loser Kimmi Kappenberg; Les Moonves and "Fidel Castro"… | 2001-02-26 | |
| 108 | Heather Locklear, Allison Krauss, Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris, The Soggy Bottom Boys Dave shows the woman/duck and "rabid dingo" clips yet again; Dave discusses the new theory that a meteorite may prove life on Mars, prompting Alan Kalter to go … | 2001-02-27 | |
| 109 | Tom Brokaw, Leslie Bibb Dave announces that after a recent awkward experience, he will no longer attend network meetings of any kind; Les Moonves and Fidel/Inky continue eating lunch; … | 2001-02-28 | |
| 110 | Martin Short, Jake Johannsen Dave sheds more light on his rant from the previous night, asking Paul if an network exec has ever said to him, "Do you have a problem with me?" Also, Martin S… | 2001-03-01 | |
| 111 | Michael Imperiloli, Josh Joplin Group Mailbag: "My son Tommy turns five on Saturday. Will you come to his party?" Dave says he'd love to, then drives over to the kid's house. The magic of a celebri… | 2001-03-02 | |
| 112 | Janet Jackson, Jill Scott Dave introduces himself as "David Letterman… TV badass"; Dave discusses the handling of the non-surviving Survivor: Outback contestants, then wonders if they'… | 2001-03-12 | |
| 113 | Denis Leary, Anne Bancroft & Liv Arnesen Throughout the night, Pat Farmer shoots hoops on the roof. | 2001-03-13 | |
| 114 | Cokie Roberts, Uncle Kracker Dave says he's finished sending lemon trees to guests he may have irritated, then makes his NCAA Tournament picks. Also, throughout the night, Pat Farmer shoot… | 2001-03-14 | |
| 115 | Antonio Banderas, Nick Cave The suit that Paul's wearing tonight reminds Dave of Colonel Harland Sanders; the band plays songs by The Mamas and the Papas, in honor of the recently deceased… | 2001-03-19 | |
| 116 | Kristin Davis, Grant Paulsen Johnny Johnson and James Burton sit in with the band; Dave shows footage of MIR returning to earth, only to decimate the camp where [i]Survivor: Outback[/i] was… | 2001-03-20 | |
| 117 | Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Simon Dave introduces the bandleader as "Paul W. Shaffer"; the "spring flying rat migration" is observed outside; Bill DeLace does a hidden-camera Top Ten inside a be… | 2001-03-21 | |
| 118 | George Carlin, Powderfinger A segment called "What We Love about Spring in New York" finds George Clarke in his favorite sundress and Harold Larkin beating the crap out of a pay phone. Al… | 2001-03-26 | |
| 119 | Nathan Lane, Shannon Elizabeth, Cast of The Producers Dave announces he's feuding with AOL, claiming that they're "a rinky dink little deal" and that the "bastard geeks" are monitoring his email; the Top Ten is abo… | 2001-03-27 | |
| 120 | Jennifer Love Hewitt, Train A really tall guy (approximately 6' 8") sits in with the band; Biff goes to Chappaqua, New York to gather gossip on the Clintons; Train performs "Drops of Jupit… | 2001-03-28 | |
| 121 | Johnny Knoxville, The Go-Go's Paul's weekend plans are somehow incorporated into "Know Your Current Events," while Dave finally meets his hero du jour, Johnny Knoxville of Jackass. | 2001-03-29 | |
| 122 | Isabella Rossellini, Wendy Lieberman At the end of the monologue, Dave does his suit-modeling shtick; during Mailbag, Dave gets included in this year's Academy Award "In Memoriam" reel; Dave decide… | 2001-03-30 | |
| 123 | Craig Kilborn, Warren Zevon Dave and Paul announce that on Friday a 40-piece orchestra will be sitting in onstage later in the week; Dave rants about AOL again; Warren Zevon performs "I Wa… | 2001-04-02 | |
| 124 | Hugh Grant, Sade Dave claims he's been sending tons of obscene e-mail to AOL and that is ready to sue them for monitoring everyone's messages; Biff makes his annual visit to Yan… | 2001-04-03 | |
| 125 | Paul Reubens, Run DMC & Stephan Jenkins The "Late Show All-Star Security Camera" finds 70's sitcom star Gabe Kaplan trying to sneak inside the theater; Dave and Gaines argue over a Top Ten list that m… | 2001-04-04 | |
| 126 | David Spade, Amanda & Jonny Schwebel Dave tells a lengthy "driving home on 684" story, and later he chats with a pair of fraturnal twins that recently interviewed former President Clinton. | 2001-04-05 | |
| 127 | Carson Daley, Jann Karem, The CBS Giant Orchestra After four days in the making, it's "Orchestra Night" at the Late Show, with fifty combined strings, brass, and woodwind players taking up nearly the entire sta… | 2001-04-06 | |
| 128 | Mike Krzyzewski, Semisonic Dave fumes over the reworked DVD edition of Lawrence of Arabia, and Jerry Foley letterboxes Dave and turns him blue to show the home viewers what Daddy saw on t… | 2001-04-09 | |
| 129 | Renee Zellweger, Stephen Malkmus | 2001-04-10 | |
| 130 | Holly Hunter, Idlewild Dave returns to last night's rant about his faulty Lawrence of Arabia DVD, and announces that the producers sent him a new copy today, and that it did the same … | 2001-04-11 | |
| 131 | Tom Green, Dr. Geoffrey Marcy Dave celebrates birthday #54 by repeatedly showing a Gap ad featuring a very comely woman dancing/walking; we are treated to a clip show of some of the various … | 2001-04-12 | |
| 132 | LL Cool J, The Living End CBS Mailbag: "Who does your taxes?" Dave points out that someone named Jimmy does his taxes, and via flashback, we learn Jimmy is actually a dog. At the end of… | 2001-04-13 | |
| 133 | Liv Tyler, Billy Idol Dave looks back at all the interviews he's done with booted Survivor contestants, then gives his usual cold-shoulder approach to 5th place finisher Rodger Bingh… | 2001-04-23 | |
| 134 | Billy Crystal, The Bee-Gees Dave announces the woman from the Gap commercials is going to be on the show later this month, and then grumbles that he's given the Gap® several free runs of t… | 2001-04-24 | |
| 135 | Don Rickles, Jayson Williams Dave reports CBS sales figures the Late Show has run about $750,000 worth of free Gap® commercials so far, and for the first fifteen minutes of the show Tony ac… | 2001-04-25 | |
| 136 | Sylvester Stallone, Green Day Throughout the night, "Gap Girl" Melissa Bernheim dances onstage; Dave mentions his victory at last night's American Comedy Awards; Dave says CBS will air this … | 2001-04-26 | |
| 137 | John Goodman, Jeff Stilson Melissa Bernheim dances onstage again; during Mailbag, Dave's middle initial is added to the theatre marquee, but if falls off and kills a guy; John Goodman doe… | 2001-04-27 | |
| 138 | Kirsten Dunst, Cirque de Soleil Dave comments on Survivor contestant Elizabeth Filarski's hair loss and how the producers of the show did not come to her aid; Dave (repeatedly) shows a clip fr… | 2001-04-30 | |
| 139 | Matthew Broderick, Brandi Chastain Dave says the ladies on staff at the Empire State Building gave him a private viewing at the Hayden Planetarium. Also, Dave shows a (fake) clip of The Weakest … | 2001-05-01 | |
| 140 | Regis Philbin, David Gray Dave tells multiple "It was so hot today…" jokes; the outside cam catches a doctor at a sidewalk booth doing laser eye surgery with a magnifying glass; Dave p… | 2001-05-02 | |
| 141 | Bill Murray, Stevie Nicks Dave announces he's the real Survivor; all sixteen of the show's most recent contestants present the Top Ten; Stevie Nicks performs "Candlebright." | 2001-05-03 | |
| 142 | Joan Cusack, Andy Kindler Shuggie Otis sits in on guitar, and later the band performs his one and only hit, "Strawberry Letter 23." Also, during Mailbag, Gerard and his fake son Timmy c… | 2001-05-04 | |
| 143 | Tina Wesson, Kate Hudson, The Blind Boys of Alabama Dave mentions the Kentucky Derby, then whines about not getting to hear Dave Johnson saying "…and down the stretch they come!" Luckily, the other Dave does it… | 2001-05-07 | |
| 144 | Uma Thurman, Blues Traveler | 2001-05-08 | |
| 145 | Kid Scientists, Juliette Lewis In her first appearance on the show, intuitive Deborah Lynn attempts to get George Clooney's phone number. She gives Dave a random number, but it's invalid. A… | 2001-05-09 | |
| 146 | Jenna Elfman, Destiny's Child Dave rants about last night's Country Music Awards, claiming it's not "real country" anymore; Harold Larkin addresses an important labor issue until the whistle… | 2001-05-10 | |
| 147 | Heath Ledger, Lewis Black Mailbag: "I'm going to see a movie this weekend. Which one should I see?" Dave introduces a segment called "Kenny Sheehan's Movie Review," during which the stag… | 2001-05-11 | |
| 148 | Charlie Sheen, Missy Elliot Dave calls Art Kelly (the theater receptionist) about a possibly offensive joke from last Fridays' monologue involving Miss Columbia and having smuggling heroin… | 2001-05-14 | |
| 149 | John Travolta, R.E.M. Returning to last night's controversy, Dave announces Miss Columbia 2001 will be a guest on Thursday's show, then profusely apologizes for the heroin-smuggling … | 2001-05-15 | |
| 150 | Mike Myers, David Byrne Dave tells a string of "It's so dry…" jokes during the monologue; David Byrne performs "Like Humans Do." | 2001-05-16 | |
| 151 | Andrea Noceti, Jack Hannah, Ricky Martin A technical issue near Paul's keyboards is repaired in the middle of the first act; Dave mentions that a cover of The Weathergirls' "It's Raining Men" (written … | 2001-05-17 | |
| 152 | Kelsey Grammar, Smothers Brothers Mailbag: harp player Gloria Agostini plays live accompaniment for the chin-rubbing flashbacks, Anton feeds his goldfish chips and salsa, and Tony ruins the seas… | 2001-05-18 | |
| 153 | Ray Romano, Dennis Tito Buddy Guy sits in on guitar; Dave congratulates Regis on his much-deserved Daytime Emmy win; Steph/Monty tells an amusing story about her incontinent Doberman; … | 2001-05-21 | |
| 154 | Stupid Human Tricks, Ellen DeGeneres Dave shows the audience his favorite (bogus) moment from last night's show: astronaut/billionaire Dennis Tito vaporizing Dave's head with his laser eyes. Also,… | 2001-05-22 | |
| 155 | Alec Baldwin, Yogi Berra Ray Benson sits in; "NYPD Chief of Police" William DeLace gives tips to college grads; baseball great Lawrence "Yogi" Berra promotes his autobiography. | 2001-05-23 | |
| 156 | Tom Brokaw, Badly Drawn Boy Dave celebrates Bob Dylan's 60th birthday with concert footage of a very old man struggling to play the guitar; Tony Orlando interrupts Dave to sing an original… | 2001-05-24 | |
| 157 | Danny DeVito, Larry Miller Mailbag: "Have you ever seen the Monkey Man?" Dave introduces the Monkey Man, who as any keen-eyed viewer can attest, is actually Gerard Mulligan in disguise. … | 2001-05-25 | |
| 158 | Helio Castroneves, Tom Dreesen, Lucinda Williams Dave presents the new studio floor, which is now dark blue after several years of being crimson red; Dave admits he's having problems with his computer; Biff me… | 2001-06-04 | |
| 159 | David Duchovny, Trisha Yearwood Paul accidentally interrupts the monologue by getting attacked by a bee during the monologue, and Dave gives him grief for the remainder of the show. | 2001-06-05 | |
| 160 | Jimmy Fallon, The Black Crowes It's time for a segment called "For the Kids." George Clarke hogs the attention of an ice cream vendor, a Toys r Us employee takes a bow, Tony attempts to teach… | 2001-06-06 | |
| 161 | Dan Rather, Elvis Costello & Anne Sofie von Otter Dave drones on and on about a buzzkill staffer who declined Dave's offer of a free apple; in honor of this unknown staffer, Paul reprises his hit song "Lumpy Co… | 2001-06-07 | |
| 162 | Andy Dick, Brian Regan During Mailbag, Dave is repelled by President Bush's daughter "Debbie" (Gerard); ten CBS affiliate weathermen present the Top Ten; Andy Dick promotes Go Fish. | 2001-06-08 | |
| 163 | Marv Albert, Sugar Ray Dave criticizes the Los Angeles Lakers' "pixie" jerseys; Dave shows news footage of a bear in somebody's swimming pool, and then claims it's his backyard; Paul … | 2001-06-11 | |
| 164 | Luke Perry, Jim White Paul wins the latest round of "Late Show Pay Phone Trifecta"; Dave chats with Steph/Monty via telephone to discuss a blind date that never happened; the "Top Te… | 2001-06-12 | |
| 165 | Kim Cattrell, Mary Chapin Carpenter Dave helps Paul with some computer problems; in honor of the coming demise of Bozo the Clown, Dave shows (bogus) footage of the kiddie show star; Tony Mendez tr… | 2001-06-13 | |
| 166 | Star Jones, blink-182 Dave continues to discuss the retirement of Bozo the Clown, but his remarks about big, red, ugly hair results in an inevitable hissy fit from Alan. Also, Dave … | 2001-06-14 | |
| 167 | Jon Stewart, David Brenner Mailbag: "Can I host the show for a few minutes?" Sure enough, viewer Jason Lynch is hosting the show, while Dave sits in the green room watching Leno. Also, P… | 2001-06-15 | |
| 168 | Dikenbe Mutombo, David Bowley, Cesaria Evora After Paul admits that he doesn't recall what he looks like, Dave calls receptionist Art Kelly to ask if he's ever been formally introduced to the bandleader. … | 2001-06-18 | |
| 169 | Tom Arnold, David Sedaris Team Rahal racer Kenny Brack inexpicably sits in on guitar, while David Sedaris reads a selection from his new book. | 2001-06-19 | |
| 170 | Jimmy Kimmel, PJ Harvey A remarkably slim and trim Biff introduces footage of him hanging out at the Grand Prix in Detroit. Also, Dave and Paul (of all people) talk about hair care, w… | 2001-06-20 | |
| 171 | Ewan McGregor, Moby Paul sits in the guest chair for five minutes so he can promote Cover Wars, a new game show he's hosting on VH1. Also, Alan announces that Epil stop n' spray i… | 2001-06-21 | |
| 172 | Chris Elliot, Harry Hill Mailbag: "What would you do if the world was coming to an end?" Dave admits he doesn't know much about this topic, so he introduces astrophysicist "Dr. Saul Pe… | 2001-06-22 | |
| 173 | John McCain, Shawn Wayans Dave has another rant about his computer problems, claiming that Late Show techno-guru Walter Kim keeps coming to his house on weekends to try to help, but he s… | 2001-06-25 | |
| 174 | Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depeche Mode Dave continues to steam over his technological issues; Catherine Zeta-Jones calls Dave "Jay" and profusely apologizes; Depeche Mode performs "I Feel Loved." | 2001-06-26 | |
| 175 | Marlon Wayans, Alan Webb, Coldplay Dave's computer problems only get worse, as he couldn't name a certain part he needed, causing IBM to send him the wrong part. Also, Dave chats with prep athle… | 2001-06-27 | |
| 176 | Sean Hayes, Brian Wilson, Darrius Rucker, Matthew Sweet Dave goes on a spiel about the traffic on the interstate this morning; an "Incredible Dog Challenge" is held outside, with the winning dog jumping over a giant … | 2001-06-28 | |
| 177 | Tony Danza, Nick DiPaolo Mailbag: all of tonight's letters are read by James Earl Jones, George Clarke's flashback to a night of sex and gambling is sponsored by Donald Trump's Taj Maha… | 2001-06-29 | |
| 178 | Reese Witherspoon, Jonatha Brooke Dave announces that he may have parasites crawling around head, prompting Paul to call him a "maggot brain"; Dave and Steph/Monty go over vacation pictures; Dav… | 2001-07-09 | |
| 179 | Julia Roberts, Travis Dave announces that Jude Brennan's cousin (a parasite expert) has told him that there's nothing to worry about. Also, on a remarkably star-studded night, Puff … | 2001-07-10 | |
| 180 | Edward Norton, Dido Dave grumbles about the lack of quality guests appearing on the show, during which Paul comments on his inappropriate question towards Julia Roberts ("Are you g… | 2001-07-11 | |
| 181 | Juliana Marguiles, George Miller Dave theorizes on the show's four Emmy nominations (announced earlier that day)- either no one's watching or the voters don't care anymore; for the second night… | 2001-07-12 | |
| 182 | Vince Vaughn, Elayne Boosler Dave introduces "live satellite feed" of President Bush staring of into space; during Mailbag, Alan throws one of tonight's letter writers (played by Jay Johnso… | 2001-07-13 | |
| 183 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Hank Azaria, Maria McKee Rather than come out of nowhere, Dave orders the muscle guy to pummel Alan; during a segment called "Summertime Leftovers," Dave once again shows footage of his… | 2001-07-16 | |
| 184 | Kelly Ripa, Bob Sarlotte Alan is caught nibbling on a pizza, but surprisingly doesn't get beaten up; Dave makes a snarky comment about Jay Leno's chin; former David Letterman Show annou… | 2001-07-17 | |
| 185 | John McEnroe, Youssou N'Dour Alan orders a pizza, and the delivery guy beats him up; live via satellite from the Indianapolis suburbs, Dorothy celebrates her 80th birthday with a Dave imper… | 2001-07-18 | |
| 186 | Jon Favreau, The Holmes Brothers Another pizza for Alan results in another beating for Alan; Dave shows a photo of the FBI Building with the "I" missing; Joan Osbourne and The Holmes Brothers p… | 2001-07-19 | |
| 187 | Billy Crystal, Al Lubel Dave brags about his mom's 80th birthday "whoop-tee-doo and grabass" this weekend; during Mailbag, Dave rescues Paul from The Man on Fire; Billy Crystal clobber… | 2001-07-20 | |
| 188 | Jeff Meyer, Christopher Walken, Widespread Panic A celebration for Calvert's 80th birthday turns into an excuse for Dave to ignore him and flirt with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave chats with Jeff Meyer, who named a po… | 2001-07-23 | |
| 189 | Tom Selleck, David Rakoff Delbert McClinton sits in; Steph/Monty (live via telephone from the 12th floor) discusses in length her plans from last weekend; Tom Selleck introduces an old m… | 2001-07-24 | |
| 190 | Mark Wahlberg, Michael Lomonaco, Tegan & Sara Dave proudly announces that he's wearing orange socks tonight, but only so he can shove Steph's face into a birthday cake after the show; Alan gets beat up yet … | 2001-07-25 | |
| 191 | Greg Kinnear, Afro Celt Sound System & Peter Gabriel The tambourine player sitting in with the band beats up Alan; Dave shows another old comedy clip to kill time (Show #818, Dave's harassment of delivery people);… | 2001-07-26 | |
| 192 | Marilu Henner, Hugh Fink Mailbag: "How long has Paul been bald?" Dave fears that this might be a sensitive question, but Paul rubs his chin anyway. A flashback reveals that Paul used … | 2001-07-27 | |
| 193 | Kristin Davis, Nanci Griffith, Mark Borschardt Some guy dressed up as "Lance Armstrong" comes onstage on a bicycle and beats up Alan, then runs over to Hello Deli to pummel Rupert. Later, Dave shows photos … | 2001-07-30 | |
| 194 | Sean Combs Dave makes Rupert play a deli-themed version of "Beat the Clock." Later, after his conversation with Sean Combs goes longer than expected, Dave is forced to ch… | 2001-07-31 | |
| 195 | Lance Armstrong, Thora Birch, Jamie O'Neal | 2001-08-01 | |
| 196 | Nicole Kidman, Iggy Pop | 2001-08-02 | |
| 197 | Antonio Banderas, Jeffrey Ross | 2001-08-03 |
Season 9 · 2001 · 208 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Will Ferrell, Tom Dreesen Dave announces that instead of "whatever," from now on he will be saying "wherever"; during a segment called "While We Were Out," the male staff members commemo… | 2001-08-20 | |
| 2 | Bob Newhart, Maxwell | 2001-08-21 | |
| 3 | National Hollerin' Champions, Julia Stiles, Habib Koite & Bamada | 2001-08-22 | |
| 4 | Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe Henry | 2001-08-23 | |
| 5 | Eric Kraff, Goran Ivanisevic | 2001-08-24 | |
| 6 | Connie Chung Dave points out that Tony Mendez is mentioned in this week's "Talk of the Town" column in The New Yorker. Later, Jude Brennan makes her last appearance as the … | 2001-08-27 | |
| 7 | Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta James | 2001-08-28 | |
| 8 | Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & Spearhead | 2001-08-29 | |
| 9 | Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon Mayor Guiliani interrupts Dave's monologue; Sarah Jessica Parker promotes "Sex & the City." | 2001-08-30 | |
| 10 | Helen Fielding, Al Lubel | 2001-08-31 | |
| 11 | Tom Arnold, Brandi Chastain, Ralph Stanley & The Whites | 2001-09-03 | |
| 12 | David Schwimmer, Bjork | 2001-09-04 | |
| 13 | Carson Daly, US Marine Corps | 2001-09-05 | |
| 14 | Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat World | 2001-09-06 | |
| 15 | Eugene Levy, Rich Hall | 2001-09-07 | |
| 16 | Dan Rather, Regis Philbin In the first show following the terrorist destruction of the World Trade Center, Dave welcomes CBS anchorman Dan Rather and Regis Philbin. | 2001-09-17 | |
| 17 | Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori Amos | 2001-09-18 | |
| 18 | Matthew Broderick, John Miller, Odetta & The Boys Choir of Harlem | 2001-09-19 | |
| 19 | Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, Jewel | 2001-09-20 | |
| 20 | Merideth Viera, Stephen Ambrose, Sheryl Crow, Emmylou Harris, and Gillian Welch | 2001-09-21 | |
| 21 | Rudolph Giuliani, Katie Harmon Dave welcomes national hero Rudy Guiliani to the show for the first time since the WTC disaster. | 2001-09-24 | |
| 22 | Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete Yorn | 2001-09-25 | |
| 23 | Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious D | 2001-09-26 | |
| 24 | Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street' | 2001-09-27 | |
| 25 | Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef Jean | 2001-09-28 | |
| 26 | Elton John, Steve Zahn | 2001-10-01 | |
| 27 | Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah Harmer | 2001-10-02 | |
| 28 | John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe Strummer During "What's the Deal With Old Guys and Enormous Glasses?" Dave wears a 70's-era pair of specs; John Cusack promotes Serendipity. | 2001-10-03 | |
| 29 | Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan Adams Paul composes a song about people that look like Burt Reynolds; Owen Wilson plugs Zoolander. | 2001-10-04 | |
| 30 | Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo Phillips Alan gives dating tips; Joshua Jackson promotes the upcoming season premiere of "Dawson's Creek;" Emo Philips does a stand-up routine on Dave's show for the fir… | 2001-10-05 | |
| 31 | Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, Garbage | 2001-10-08 | |
| 32 | Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona Naess | 2001-10-09 | |
| 33 | Nathan Lane, Cokie Roberts | 2001-10-10 | |
| 34 | Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia Keys Out of the blue, Dave compliments the New York State Police, but Paul smells a rat. Dave claims he wasn't pulled over again. Meanwhile, Bruce Willis plays "dr… | 2001-10-11 | |
| 35 | Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim Gaffigan | 2001-10-12 | |
| 36 | Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John Mellencamp | 2001-10-15 | |
| 37 | Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel Rodriguez | 2001-10-16 | |
| 38 | Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy Jones | 2001-10-17 | |
| 39 | John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy Gray | 2001-10-18 | |
| 40 | Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline Rhea | 2001-10-19 | |
| 41 | David Hyde Pierce, U2 | 2001-10-29 | |
| 42 | David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie Anderson | 2001-10-30 | |
| 43 | Kevin Spacey, Amy Sedaris | 2001-10-31 | |
| 44 | Tom Brokaw, Gene Catron | 2001-11-01 | |
| 45 | John Travolta, Harland Williams | 2001-11-02 | |
| 46 | Jack Black, Tony Bennett | 2001-11-05 | |
| 47 | Billy Crystal, Britney Spears | 2001-11-06 | |
| 48 | Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle Lovett | 2001-11-07 | |
| 49 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith Evans | 2001-11-08 | |
| 50 | Richard Dreyfus, Brett Butler | 2001-11-09 | |
| 51 | Martin Lawrence, Natalie Merchant | 2001-11-12 | |
| 52 | Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie Merchant | 2001-11-13 | |
| 53 | Harry Connick Jr., Bernie Mac | 2001-11-14 | |
| 54 | Steve Martin, Earl Scruggs | 2001-11-15 | |
| 55 | Richard Harris, George Carlin | 2001-11-16 | |
| 56 | Kevin James, Deion Sanders | 2001-11-19 | |
| 57 | Julia Roberts, Shelby Lynne | 2001-11-20 | |
| 58 | Jenna Elfman, Kid Rock | 2001-11-21 | |
| 59 | David Sedaris, Five for Fighting | 2001-11-22 | |
| 60 | Ray Romano, Mitch Hedberg | 2001-11-23 | |
| 61 | Kelly Ripa, Mort Sahl | 2001-11-26 | |
| 62 | George Clooney, Martha Stewart | 2001-11-27 | |
| 63 | Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole King | 2001-11-28 | |
| 64 | Julia Stiles, Jeff Gordon | 2001-11-29 | |
| 65 | Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Friedman | 2001-11-30 | |
| 66 | Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly Goldsmith | 2001-12-10 | |
| 67 | Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, Stereophonics | 2001-12-11 | |
| 68 | Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews | 2001-12-12 | |
| 69 | Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, Cake | 2001-12-13 | |
| 70 | Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Regan | 2001-12-14 | |
| 71 | Meg Ryan, Diana Krall | 2001-12-17 | |
| 72 | Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane Monheit | 2001-12-18 | |
| 73 | Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene Love | 2001-12-19 | |
| 74 | Marisa Tomei, Lenny Kravitz | 2001-12-20 | |
| 75 | Peter Jennings, Tom Ryan | 2001-12-21 | |
| 76 | Ian McKellan, Phil Simms | 2001-12-26 | |
| 77 | Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D. | 2001-12-27 | |
| 78 | Lauren Graham, Eddie Brill | 2001-12-28 | |
| 79 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Starsailor | 2002-01-07 | |
| 80 | Cate Blanchett, Timothy Treadwell | 2002-01-08 | |
| 81 | Jennifer Connelly, Colin Soloway What's "New for the Office" in 2002? The items Dave introduces include a Jack Daniels water cooler and a color printer that makes flapjacks. Also, throughout … | 2002-01-09 | |
| 82 | Jack Black, Foo Fighters | 2002-01-10 | |
| 83 | Tom Cruise, Tom Papa | 2002-01-11 | |
| 84 | Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy Zero | 2002-01-14 | |
| 85 | Cuba Gooding Jr., Jewel | 2002-01-15 | |
| 86 | David Brenner, Howie Long, Jewel | 2002-01-16 | |
| 87 | Cynthia Nixon, Mario Andretti, Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas | 2002-01-17 | |
| 88 | Darrell Hammond, Elayne Boosler, Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett | 2002-01-18 | |
| 89 | Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, Cracker | 2002-01-28 | |
| 90 | Bruce Willis, Ivan Neville | 2002-01-29 | |
| 91 | Tim Russert, Jason Schwartzman | 2002-01-30 | |
| 92 | Merv Griffin, Phantom Planet | 2002-01-31 | |
| 93 | Regis Philbin, Steven Wright | 2002-02-01 | |
| 94 | LL Cool J, John McEnroe | 2002-02-04 | |
| 95 | Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, Shakira Disgraced Enron CEO "Kenneth Lay" sits in with the band, and is later seen shredding songsheets. | 2002-02-05 | |
| 96 | Adam Vinatieri, Chris Matthews | 2002-02-06 | |
| 97 | Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan Jackson | 2002-02-07 | |
| 98 | Andy Richter, Jake Johannsen | 2002-02-08 | |
| 99 | Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias Stephanie makes her first report from Salt Lake City, in which she shows Dave a photo of her watching the opening ceremonies on TV; Dave can't stop staring at J… | 2002-02-11 | |
| 100 | Denis Leary, India.Arie | 2002-02-12 | |
| 101 | Kelly Clark, Jeri Ryan | 2002-02-13 | |
| 102 | Calista Flockhart, Incubus | 2002-02-14 | |
| 103 | Colin Farrell, Colin Quinn | 2002-02-15 | |
| 104 | Ross Powers, Mila Kunis | 2002-02-18 | |
| 105 | Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh Banfield | 2002-02-19 | |
| 106 | Simon Ammann, Kevin Bacon | 2002-02-20 | |
| 107 | Halle Berry, Jonny Moseley | 2002-02-21 | |
| 108 | Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Foxworthy | 2002-02-22 | |
| 109 | Jill Bakken and Vonnetta Flowers, Kelsey Grammer, Alanis Morissette | 2002-02-25 | |
| 110 | Martin Short, Jack Hanna | 2002-02-26 | |
| 111 | Stupid Human Tricks, Cher In honor of his recent nomination, Paul and the gang participate in a Grammy-themed edition of "Stump the Band;" during "Stupid Human Tricks," a fourteen-year-o… | 2002-02-27 | |
| 112 | Tom Arnold, Nappy Roots | 2002-02-28 | |
| 113 | Cokie Roberts, Al Lubel | 2002-03-01 | |
| 114 | Ray Romano, Jason Kidd | 2002-03-11 | |
| 115 | Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn Glennie | 2002-03-12 | |
| 116 | Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The Chieftains | 2002-03-13 | |
| 117 | John McCain, The White Stripes Dave mentions that Paul has been keeping himself busy, as he performed not only at this year's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, but also at the m… | 2002-03-18 | |
| 118 | Jon Stewart, Kit Armstrong Dave asks Paul to play some Gene Pitney; the "Late Show Psychic Test Drive" finds Rupert driving Deborah Lynn around the city in a 2001 Chevy Malibu; Dave chats… | 2002-03-19 | |
| 119 | Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D. Dave and Paul discuss the vernal equinox and the old wives tale that you're supposed to be able to stand an egg on its end at the moment of the equinox; Dave me… | 2002-03-20 | |
| 120 | Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight Oil Alan reports on what everybody was wearing at last night's Oscars (all the men wore tuxedos), while Adam Arkin promotes the critically-disdained sitcom Baby Bob… | 2002-03-25 | |
| 121 | Barbara Walters, Shannon McNally Dave shows a (bogus) clip of the upcoming Baby Bob spin-off "Baby Jacques," which is just like the original show except everybody speaks in a French accent; a p… | 2002-03-26 | |
| 122 | Peter Krause, Doris Kearns Goodwin Eric Burdon of The Animals sits in; during the "Odd Catalogs" segment, Dave displays an ad for a "Government-seized and repossessed hairpiece blowout"; the Hi-H… | 2002-03-27 | |
| 123 | Robin Williams, Sevendust Biff shows footage of him harassing New Yorkers with a bullhorn; the New York National Guard presents the Top Ten; Sevendust (featuring Paul) performs "Angel's … | 2002-03-28 | |
| 124 | Andy Dick, Mike Britt Mailbag: Tony's apparent sexiness forces George Clarke to drown his sorrows in a bucket of chicken at KFC; Dave shows off a tattoo on his leg that he wishes he … | 2002-03-29 | |
| 125 | Marv Albert, Charlotte Ross Acid jazz legend Herbie Hancock sits in on keyboards; Dave orders Steph/Monty to buy French fries; Marv Albert shows off another one of his blooper reels. | 2002-04-01 | |
| 126 | Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of Oklahoma During the latest Celebrity X-Ray Challenge, Dave persuades Rupert to lip sync a song from Oklahoma! | 2002-04-02 | |
| 127 | Michael J. Fox, Patti Smith After Dave notices that Alan bears a slight resemblance to Fred MacMurray, the announcer and a Barbara Stanwyck stand-in recreate a scene from Double Indemnity.… | 2002-04-03 | |
| 128 | Selma Blair, Dick Enberg Biff introduces footage from his latest trip to Yankees Spring Training in Florida, while a fully-packed suitcase is subjected to "Will It Float?" | 2002-04-04 | |
| 129 | Bob Newhart, Demetri Martin Will Lee stands in for Biff on pin duty, and for his troubles he receives the tradition gift of Samsonite® luggage; during Mailbag, two "girl scouts" (Harold La… | 2002-04-05 | |
| 130 | Rosie Perez, George Miller In honor of his departure from The Early Show; Dave shows footage of moving men with cardboard boxes superimposed over Bryant Gumbel talking in mid-broadcast; "… | 2002-04-08 | |
| 131 | John Ashcroft Dave models a hideous pair of glasses he found in his house; a woman from Portland, Oregon rides around in Al Norwood's 2001 Honda S2000; Dave tries to get Atto… | 2002-04-09 | |
| 132 | Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl Crow After his reluctance to sing on last night's show, Dave is appalled to find US Attorney General John Ashcroft crooning "When The Eagles Soars" on TRL; Alan impe… | 2002-04-10 | |
| 133 | Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The Strokes Dave receives another comedy class project from Miss Markey's Kindergarten class, while The Strokes perform "Take It or Leave It." | 2002-04-11 | |
| 134 | Matthew Conaughey, John Witherspoon Dave receives an unexpected birthday greeting from Osama Bin Laden; CBS Mailbag is interrupted to that the Hi-Ho girls can bring out Daddy's cake; ten Air Force… | 2002-04-12 | |
| 135 | Ashton Kutcher, Oliver Atukudzi Dave mentions that he bumped his head over the weekend, then comments on the recent drought in NYC. | 2002-04-22 | |
| 136 | Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis Costello Dave mentions that Saddam Hussein's novel Zabibah and the King was been turned into a musical, and then shows a (bogus) promo for it's upcoming debut in Baghdad… | 2002-04-23 | |
| 137 | Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie Raitt Dave mentions Paul's appearance on tonight's episode of Ed, and shortly afterwards Paul wears the fake mustache he had to wear for the role; Alan and the Barbar… | 2002-04-24 | |
| 138 | Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg Another "Incredible Dog Challenge" is postponed by rain; Dave wears his ugly red glasses again; Cee-Lo sings "Closet Freak." | 2002-04-25 | |
| 139 | The Rock, Dwayne Kennedy Dave and Paul talk about wrestling in preparation of his interview with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. During CBS Mailbag, "Mayor Bloomberg" (Gerard) offers Dave s… | 2002-04-26 | |
| 140 | Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg Dave shows various clips of Ted Danson looked scared/shocked from his recent miniseries Living With the Dead; Dave points out that the Late Show was chosen as t… | 2002-04-29 | |
| 141 | Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, Wilco The Incredible Dog Challenge is finally held out on 53rd Street, and throughout the night three dogs compete through a series of hurdles and tubes. | 2002-04-30 | |
| 142 | Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'Jays An "Incredible Cat Challenge" is thwarted when George Clarke's cat won't go through the obstacle course; Kirsten Dunst promotes Spider-Man; after Angie Stone an… | 2002-05-01 | |
| 143 | Tobey Maquire, Trey Anastasio "Biff Henderson's America" visits the hamlet of Denver, Indiana; Dave comments on rumors that Bill Clinton may host a daytime talk show; Tobey Maguire does a re… | 2002-05-02 | |
| 144 | Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segmen… | 2002-05-03 | |
| 145 | Mary Tyler Moore, Norah Jones The outside cam catches Spider-Man jacking a car; Dave and Mary Tyler Moore play catch; Norah Jones performs "Don't Know Why." | 2002-05-06 | |
| 146 | Richard Gere, Reggie Miller Dave moans and groans over his latest dental work; Dave shows (obviously phony) footage of Peter Jennings doing World News Tonight in a Spider-Man costume; Rich… | 2002-05-07 | |
| 147 | Will Ferrell, Tom Waits Dave and Paul take apart wedding announcements in the New York Times; a staffer in a Spider-Man outfit successfully hails a taxi; Will Ferrell tells Dave what i… | 2002-05-08 | |
| 148 | Hugh Grant, Tony Hawk Skateboarding great Tony Hawk demonstrates his wares out on 53rd Street. | 2002-05-09 | |
| 149 | Gillian Andersen, Jonathan Katz With Biff on vacation, Steph/Monty handles the pushpins live via telephone; during Mailbag, Paul demonstrates a hidden talent for cartwheels, and then mysteriou… | 2002-05-10 | |
| 150 | Liza Minnelli Dave chats with the latest Survivor loser Robert "The General" DeCanio, while Liza Minnelli performs "Some People" from the musical Gypsy. | 2002-05-13 | |
| 151 | Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al Green Nine guys in Spider-Man outfits, not to mention Dracula, Superman, and a cowboy cram themselves into a Subway restaurant; Tony Orlando dresses down Dave even th… | 2002-05-14 | |
| 152 | Alec Baldwin, Ted Nugent Tony Mendez goes home with an audience member (see recap), while Dave and rocker/sportsman Ted Nugent cook rabbit. | 2002-05-15 | |
| 153 | Stupid Human Tricks, Natalie Portman, X-ecutioners, Xzhibit, Biohazard Dave shows footage from rehearsal of Kenny McGowan tripping over the "Will It Float" tank; Biff visits the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Indy 500 time tri… | 2002-05-16 | |
| 154 | Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Regan Mailbag: Martha Stewart fills in for Biff on the pushpin board, Harold Larkin goes hitchhiking, and Tony is humiliated on Blind Date. Also, Brian Regan comment… | 2002-05-17 | |
| 155 | Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The Firecrackers Steph/Monty is mentioned in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly; Dave calls New York Highway Superintendent Drew Outhouse to resolve an awkward social situ… | 2002-05-20 | |
| 156 | Diane Sawyer, Jesse Martin Dave shows real footage of a woman being questioned on the news wearing a Late Show t-shirt; Diane Sawyer brags about her recent weight loss; Dave chats with Au… | 2002-05-21 | |
| 157 | Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty Loveless Trumpter Terence Blanchard sits in; in honor of David Blaine's recent stunt in which he stands on a eighty-foot platform for several days, George Clarke attempt… | 2002-05-22 | |
| 158 | Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton Figg Alan asks passerby for their reaction to the new Star Wars prequel and ends up making a scene. Also, Anton Fig and Ivan Neville perform "Inside Out" from the C… | 2002-05-23 | |
| 159 | Charles Grodin, Wendy Liebman Dave announces that Paul will be called Pablo this summer, which will go into effect immediately; Dave promises tonight's show will be "smooth and suave"; durin… | 2002-05-24 | |
| 160 | Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo Dolls While showing photos from her trip to the Indianapolis 500, Dave calls Steph/Monty "Dutch"; the snake lady performs again on "Is This Anything?"; Tom Dreesen te… | 2002-06-03 | |
| 161 | Celine Dion, Helio Castroneves Dave accuses Rupert of product placement on "May We See Your Photos, Please"; Alan addresses the Queen of England in a rather inappropriate way; Celine Dion per… | 2002-06-04 | |
| 162 | Chris Rock, Jack Johnson Dave and Paul try to figure out a strange gesture that Celine Dion made during her TV concert earlier that week. Later, Chris Rock talks about Don King and Buc… | 2002-06-05 | |
| 163 | Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat World An audience member explains to Dave how to pronounce the name of her hometown: "You're saying Morristown. It's not Morristown. It's Morristown." Also, Dave cha… | 2002-06-06 | |
| 164 | Zach Braff, Kathleen Madigan Mailbag: "Is This Anything?" fave Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl stands next to Biff while he puts the pushpins in the map; twelth floor receptionist Art Garfunkel pr… | 2002-06-07 | |
| 165 | Christian Slater, David Bowie Dave comments on the Nets' playoff run; Alan performs another scene from Double Indemnity, this time with a Edward G. Robinson stand-in; David Bowie performs "S… | 2002-06-10 | |
| 166 | Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroe Sarah Michelle Geller promotes Scooby-Doo while John McEnroe tells Dave a funny story about getting thrown out of the Australian Open back in his playing days. | 2002-06-11 | |
| 167 | Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia Keys Dave and Paul talk about their cholesterol levels; Freddie Prinze, Jr. promotes Scooby-Doo; Alicia Keys sings "How Come You Don't Call Me?" | 2002-06-12 | |
| 168 | Jodie Foster, Jack Hanna | 2002-06-13 | |
| 169 | Matt Damon, Marc Maron Biff does his pushpin schtick live from the Grand Canyon, and Dave persuades him to yell "Hey, Mommy!" just to see if there's an echo. Also, Paul does a somewh… | 2002-06-14 | |
| 170 | Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The Flatlanders Dave takes inventory of all his favorite clips (the "wild dingo," the baby owl eating the mouse, Dubya looking confused, etc.); Tom Cruise shows off his braces;… | 2002-06-17 | |
| 171 | Ellen DeGeneres, Al Franken George Clarke stands on the roof of the Studio 54 building to hit golf balls, hoping to go over the Ed Sullivan Theater and break glass on the WPI building on i… | 2002-06-18 | |
| 172 | Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, Moby The bird callers of Piedmont High School demonstrate their wares once more; Moby sings "We Are Made of Stars." | 2002-06-19 | |
| 173 | Harrison Ford, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead The U.S. National Team presents "Top Ten Ways to Get Americans Excited About Soccer;" Dave brags about buying his first car at Harrison Ford; The Trail of Dead … | 2002-06-20 | |
| 174 | Connie Chung, Gary Mule Deer Biff and Bruce Willis push pins in Hawaii during CBS Mailbag, while Dave lands on the cover of "Martha Stewart Living." | 2002-06-21 | |
| 175 | Will Smith, Landon Donovan, Yo Yo Ma & The Silk Road Project Will Smith promotes "Men In Black 2," while the US Men's World Cup Soccer Team holds an exhibition on the roof of the theater. | 2002-06-24 | |
| 176 | National Hollering Champions, Adam Sandler, Trik Turner Dave makes several enlightening remarks about the National Hollerin' Champions from North Carolina, who later perform their winning hollers; Adam Sandler plugs … | 2002-06-25 | |
| 177 | Tom Brokaw, Bow Wow Dave reads from random wedding announcements in the New York Times in a segment called "Will It Last?" | 2002-06-26 | |
| 178 | Michelle Williams, Barry Sonnenfeld The audience is victorious once more when they play "Stump the Band." Later, Dave shows a very obnoxious commerical for the upcoming G-8 Summit. | 2002-06-27 | |
| 179 | Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kweller The "Late Show CBS Mailbag Biff Henderson Map Across America Summer Tour" lands at the Statue of Liberty. Later, Ben Kweller performs "Wasted and Ready." | 2002-06-28 | |
| 180 | Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton Biff goes out in van, annoying people with a bullhorn. Later, Steph/Monty asks "Road to Perdition" star Tom Hanks, "During the filming, did the crew see or tou… | 2002-07-08 | |
| 181 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorse Zeke, the "Rabid Dingo" that bit Dave in June 2000, makes a return appearance on "Stupid Pet Tricks." Later, rubyhorse sings "Sparkle." | 2002-07-09 | |
| 182 | Robin Williams, Pat Green Dave talks about a snake in his house; Alan Kalter seduces a CPR dummy during a segment called "What's New for Summer;" Pat and Kenny read a transcript of Oprah… | 2002-07-10 | |
| 183 | Paul Newman, Counting Crows Dave plays "Know Your Current Events" with the audience. Later, Paul Newman talks about auto racing while promoting "Road to Perdition." | 2002-07-11 | |
| 184 | Nathan Lane, Hugh Fink Biff's Summer Tour stops at Niagara Falls. Meanwhile, during CBS Mailbag, George Clarke talks about his plans for the Fourth of July; Alan Kalter struts his "m… | 2002-07-12 | |
| 185 | Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews Band Dave admits to being in a disproportionatly good mood during a segment called "Late Show Newsmakers;" the Dave Matthews Band becomes the second band ever to per… | 2002-07-15 | |
| 186 | Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon Burke Steph/Monty and Dave play another round of "Psychic Sandwich." Later, Dave wrecks havoc during a cooking segment with New York restaurant owner Mario Batali. | 2002-07-16 | |
| 187 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta James Sarah Jessica Parker talks about her unborn child; Alan appears to be on the brink of sanity; Dave stumps the audience with a "Beach Quiz." | 2002-07-17 | |
| 188 | Geena Davis, Robert Plant Just for the hell of it, the annual "Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge" is held in the middle of July; Dave quizzes the audience with "Know Your Current E… | 2002-07-18 | |
| 189 | Ted Koppel, Wendy Liebman Biff's latest stop on his tour is Washington, DC; Dave chats with "Martha Stewart" (Gerard) and her lawyer made of pine cones during CBS Mailbag; Ted Koppel sho… | 2002-07-19 | |
| 190 | Haley Joel Osment, Bill Scheft, Dashboard Confessional George Clarke flies a kite from a taxi; Haley Joel Osment promotes his movie, "The Country Bears;" Dashboard Confessional performs "Saints and Sailors." | 2002-07-22 | |
| 191 | Kristen Johnson, Kinky Rupert goes golfing; Calvert DeForest turns 81; Kristen Johnston promotes her appearance in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" in Central Park. | 2002-07-23 | |
| 192 | Dana Carvey, Ben Kilham Dave chats with a "bear rehabilitator;" Dana Carvey promotes his movie "Master of Disguise;" the "Charts and Graphs" segment reveals that the contents of Ding D… | 2002-07-24 | |
| 193 | Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, Weezer During "Know Your Current Events," Dave seems to fixate on attractive women. Later, Weezer plays "Keep Fishin'." | 2002-07-25 | |
| 194 | Bill Cosby, Tift Merritt During "CBS Mailbag," Paul exaggarates some of the many great tourist destinations of his hometown in Ontario. Later, Bill Cosby talks about his Congressional … | 2002-07-26 | |
| 195 | Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef Jean It's the dog days of summer, which might explain why Biff is sitting on a block of ice. Later, Julia Stiles talks about her hair. | 2002-07-29 | |
| 196 | Joan Rivers, Zooey Deschanel Dave and Rupert play "The Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge." Tonight's celebrity is James Caan. | 2002-07-30 | |
| 197 | Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little Richard Dave reads articles from obscure newspapers in a segment called "Small Town News." Later, Little Richard sings "Good Golly, Miss Molly." | 2002-07-31 | |
| 198 | Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band Mike Myers promotes "Austin Powers in Goldmember" and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performs "The Rising." | 2002-08-01 | |
| 199 | Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch Hedberg Biff's Summer Tour continues as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform "Lonesome Day." | 2002-08-02 | |
| 200 | Matthew Perry, The Vines Dave welcomes "Friends" star Matthew Perry, who is promoting a new movie. Meanwhile, a performance by the Aussie rock group The Vines blows the audience (and D… | 2002-08-19 | |
| 201 | Robin Williams, James Taylor Sitting in with the band tonight is an unknown winner from the previous night's Teen Choice Awards. Later, Robin Williams plugs "One Hour Photo." | 2002-08-20 | |
| 202 | Al Pacino, Roger Clemens Dave shows a timeline of President Bush's vacation, while Al Pacino promotes the movie "Simone." | 2002-08-21 | |
| 203 | Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Ryan Biff pushes pins into a map right in front of the famous Hollywood sign in L.A.; Alan and his twin brother Rick appear on "American Idol"; upon hearing of a pro… | 2002-08-23 | |
| 204 | Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty Vegas "SNL" star Jimmy Fallon promotes the MTV Video Music Awards, which he's hosting. | 2002-08-26 | |
| 205 | Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie Chicks Dave announces that tomorrow night Paul will be inducted into the National Black Sports and Entertainment Hall of Fame. Later, Chris Elliott and Dave reminisce… | 2002-08-27 | |
| 206 | John Travolta, Nelly Dave forces Steph/Monty to ask John Travolta, "How can I get in touch with the other Sweathogs?" | 2002-08-28 | |
| 207 | Caroline Rhea, Jake Gyllenhall Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Osama congratulates Dave for nine years at CBS; Jake Gyllenhall promotes "Moonlight Mile." | 2002-08-29 | |
| 208 | Martin Short, Lewis Black Biff Henderson ends his tour of the US during the "CBS Mailbag" segment (final stop: Mt. Rushmore) as Dave chats with "Dr. Steven Hatfill" (Gerard). Later, Dav… | 2002-08-30 |
Season 10 · 2002 · 187 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amanda Peet, Tom Dreesen Dave mentions that a street is being named after Paul in his hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Later, Dave plays ""How Many Guys in Alien Suits Can Fit Into a … | 2002-09-03 | |
| 2 | Jeff Goldblum, George Miller Dave shows a promo for Al Jazzera's new show ""Afghani Idol;"" Dave calls Paul a half-wit, then apologizes several times; George Miller comments on frozen cryog… | 2002-09-04 | |
| 3 | Drea de Matteo, Sarah Vowell, The Doves Steph/Monty is on the roof with binoculars, looking for Bon Jovi performing in Times Square. Later, another one of Dave's assistants applies sunscreen on our w… | 2002-09-05 | |
| 4 | Peter Jennings, John Witherspoon During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks how Biff chose where to go during his summer tour. Biff responds by thanking ""Rand"" and ""McNally,"" who turn out to be a c… | 2002-09-06 | |
| 5 | John McEnroe, Piper Perabo, Queens of the Stone Age Dave shows a (supposed) clip from the hit movie ""SwimFan,"" then chats with Stephanie about the US Open. | 2002-09-09 | |
| 6 | Jennifer Esposito, Marianne Faithful Dave introduces the man that supposedly punched David Wells; Rupert's Paul Shaffer sandwich beats Europa Cafe's basil chicken sandwich in a taste contest; ""Dr.… | 2002-09-10 | |
| 7 | Bill Clinton, Nanci Griffith Dave reflects on a certain one-year anniversary, then chats with his former monologue punching bag, President Bill Clinton. | 2002-09-11 | |
| 8 | Regis Philbin, Linda Thompson Dave announces the show can no longer be seen in Mexico City; Dave introduces Network Time Killers such as ""Korean Soap Opera Clip of the Night"" and ""Anton F… | 2002-09-12 | |
| 9 | Megan Mullally, Rich Hall Dave announces that any cell phones that go off during the taping will be smashed with a hammer; ""Dr. Phil"" (Gerard) tells Dave that he's deeply insane; Rich … | 2002-09-13 | |
| 10 | Bruce Willis, Eve After watching Oprah win the Bob Hope Award at last night's Emmys; Dave demands to win it in 2003; Dave gives Barbara Gaines a kiss for her heartfelt speech at … | 2002-09-23 | |
| 11 | Jack Hanna, Tom Cavanagh, Civil War Reenactment In observance of an incedent that occured at a White Sox-Royals game the previous week, two shirtless drunks beat the crap out of Alan. Later, a Civil War batt… | 2002-09-24 | |
| 12 | Reese Witherspoon, Juan Pablo Montoya, India.Arie During the annual ""New for Fall"" segment, Alan's hair changes color. Later in the same segment, he is beaten up by Harvey Keitel. | 2002-09-25 | |
| 13 | Rose McGowan, Phillipe Petit Artiste Phillipe Petit walks on a metal cable 12 stories up and 120 feet long across Broadway. | 2002-09-26 | |
| 14 | Lauren Graham, Colin Quinn Dave announces that he has ""nitrogen narcosis."" Later, during CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin recalls his harrowing experience of being stuck in an elevator for t… | 2002-09-27 | |
| 15 | Patricia Heaton, Murray Walker Dave hollers about being the only person in the entire building who wasn't invited to a staff fondue party for Mary Barclay; billards champ Jeanette ""Black Wid… | 2002-09-30 | |
| 16 | David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne Dave reminds the nation that he still definitely wants I-465 (the interstate around Indianapolis) named David Letterman Expressway, then announces that tomorrow… | 2002-10-01 | |
| 17 | Anthony LaPaglia, Effie Nielson, Clinic Biff celebrates his 56th birthday in grand style; Dave kills a bug on his desk; Dave chats with a nonogenarian weightlifter. | 2002-10-02 | |
| 18 | Edward Norton, John Mayer Dave contacts Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson's office via telephone, and his assistant tells him that renaming the I-465 is a possibility. Later, John Mayer … | 2002-10-03 | |
| 19 | David Arquette, Todd Lynn Dave says he is feeling ""bilious,"" and that he will be going to an anger management course in Pennsylvania this weekend; during CBS Mailbag, Kenny professes h… | 2002-10-04 | |
| 20 | Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers 53rd Street is the stage for the Purina® Dog Chow diving competition; Dave has choice words for Don Hewitt, who disliked a ""60 Minutes"" joke from last friday'… | 2002-10-07 | |
| 21 | John McCain, David Sedaris A recurring joke for the night (which involved an ice ball called Quaoar) is botched when Harold Larkin disappears; Senator John McCain plugs his new book ""Wor… | 2002-10-08 | |
| 22 | Charles Barkley, Franco Zeffirelli, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Tonight's desk time begins with trouble. A housefly is buzzing Dave, then lands on a guest chair. Dave takes a swat at it and declares ""Late Show"" a no-fly z… | 2002-10-09 | |
| 23 | Michelle Pfeiffer, Bon Jovi America's fastest-growing whoop-tee-do, ""Stump the Band,"" has the CBS Orchestra so excited that Paul is doing his horrible Carnac impression again. Later, Mi… | 2002-10-10 | |
| 24 | Johnny Knoxville, Ron White During CBS Mailbag, someone asks ""Who is the smartest person on the Late Show staff?"" Dave points out that Late Show Film Coordinator Rick ""Shecky"" Scheckm… | 2002-10-11 | |
| 25 | Debra Messing, Pink Dave shows a newspaper ad from Indy for the Dancers Showclub, instructing guests to take 12B off the ""Dave Letterman Expressway."" He thanks them by promoting… | 2002-10-14 | |
| 26 | Thandie Newton, Faith Hill Dave announces he's been named the 17th-most-powerful person in show business; Don Rickles' torso is the supposed mystery scan on the ""Late Show Celebrity X-Ra… | 2002-10-15 | |
| 27 | Rudolph Giuliani, Naomi Watts Dave walks around during the monologue; Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame) sits in; a giant rat flies over New York City; Naomi Watts promotes ‘The Ring."" | 2002-10-16 | |
| 28 | Samuel L. Jackson, Santana & Michelle Branch According to Dave, scientists have discovered a massive black hole at the center of our Milky Way galaxy. Head carpenter Harold Larkin is good enough to open th… | 2002-10-17 | |
| 29 | P. Diddy, Eddie Brill During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke receives a mint-flavored flu shot, and we learn where the blue index cards go after each show (the furnace). Later, Late Show… | 2002-10-18 | |
| 30 | Bonnie Hunt, Christina Aquilera Steph/Monty asks ""Survivor 5"" loser Robb Zbacnik two very interrogating questions: 1. ""How did you find the weather in Thailand?"" 2. ""Did you see or touch … | 2002-10-28 | |
| 31 | Salma Hayek, Tori Amos Intuitive Deborah Lynn ready for another dismal failure in ""Psychic Sandwich""; Dave looks at a Cooking Light magazine for some unexplained reason; Salma Hayek… | 2002-10-29 | |
| 32 | Warren Zevon It's a somber and bittersweet night as Dave brings out longtime friend Warren Zevon as his only guest. Zevon was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, and t… | 2002-10-30 | |
| 33 | Jerry Seinfeld, Foo Fighters Amongst this year's ""New Halloween Costumes:"" Dr. Phil, a ""Marlboro Grocery Check-Out order divider,"" and a trio of Saddam Hussein doubles. Plus, ten drill… | 2002-10-31 | |
| 34 | Don Rickles, Jim Gaffigan During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke explains why breakfast is the most important meal of the day, while Dave has an exclusive interview with ""Lizzie Grubman"" (a… | 2002-11-01 | |
| 35 | Stupid Human Tricks, Sean Hayes, Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams During ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a couple from Chicago switches underwear with each other without taking off their clothes; former Mets manager Bobby Valentine p… | 2002-11-04 | |
| 36 | Julianne Moore, Grant Paulsen, Blind Boys of Alabama Dave shows (bogus) footage of Bill Clinton accepting the nomination for a third term in office; Julianne Moore plugs ""Far From Heaven""; 14-year-old sports jou… | 2002-11-06 | |
| 37 | Kid Inventors, Tom Brokaw, The Wallflowers Dave accuses Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson of letting the expressway thing go through, and then makes an ultimatum. Later, a ""Kid Inventor"" from Tampa dem… | 2002-11-07 | |
| 38 | Brittany Murphy, Al Lubel During Mailbag, James Jackson ""Biff"" Henderson ""answers"" a question about his name by standing around with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave points out that this his 19… | 2002-11-08 | |
| 39 | Robin Williams, Emily Proctor Steph/Monty analyzes the recent election; Robin Williams promotes his ""Live on Broadway"" CD; ten astronauts present the Top Ten. | 2002-11-11 | |
| 40 | Kelly Ripa, Emmitt Smith, Missy Elliott Dave apologizes to his Broadway neighbors for setting off fireworks the previous night; Dave points out that in Europe, the name of Eminem's new movie is ""12.8… | 2002-11-12 | |
| 41 | Barbara Walters, Joe Pantoliano Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits sits in; Joe Pantoliano plugs his new book; amongst the potential bestsellers coming out this Christmas: More Advice I Pulled Out … | 2002-11-13 | |
| 42 | Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pearl Jam During a timeline of a day in the life of Saddam Hussein, we learn that Iraqi People Weekly has named him ""Sexiest Man Alive"" for the tenth straight year. Al… | 2002-11-14 | |
| 43 | Al Gore, Pearl Jam CBS Mailbag: A viewer asks, ""How would New York City be different if you were mayor?"" We then go outside to where two police officers are cracking down on a … | 2002-11-15 | |
| 44 | Kevin James, matchbox 20 The entire audience for tonight's show is from Schoharie, New York. In honor of his generosity, the street that goes to the local sewer plant has been renamed … | 2002-11-18 | |
| 45 | Shania Twain, Cristiano da Matta Dave asks Harold Larkin if he watched the Lenoid Meteor Shower last night. He then opens the exit next to the stage, where, with the magic of green-screen, the… | 2002-11-19 | |
| 46 | Adam Sandler, Pussycat Dolls Adam Sandler expresses a desire to hang out with Dave. Also, the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe performs with special guest Carmen Electra. | 2002-11-20 | |
| 47 | Ice Cube, Cast of Hairspray Dave points out that a doctor in England recently did an autopsy for a paying audience. Cut to George Clarke, in the boiler room, who by coincidence is also co… | 2002-11-21 | |
| 48 | Harry Connick Jr., Larry Miller During Mailbag, a viewer asks if Biff ever takes off his headset. Dave spins the query by asking what he listens to on those things. Biff then removes the hea… | 2002-11-22 | |
| 49 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, Audioslave Lisa Kudrow promotes ""Analyze That"" while Audioslave brings the house down (almost literally) with a scorching rendition of ""Cochise."" | 2002-11-25 | |
| 50 | George Clooney, Jack Hanna Production staff member Eddie Valk tries to answer the question, ""Can a Guy in a Turkey Suit Hail a Cab?"" Apparently not. Later, Steph/Monty grills George C… | 2002-11-26 | |
| 51 | Ray Romano, Jurassic 5 Dave rants about a false alarm on a New York City blizzard; amongst the potential bestselling gifts for Christmas is a futuristic clock that tells the time one … | 2002-11-27 | |
| 52 | Amy Sedaris, The Strokes For Thanksgiving, Marv Albert sits at Dorothy's kitchen table, eagerly anticipating one of her world-famous pies. Also, The Strokes perform ""Someday."" | 2002-11-28 | |
| 53 | Liza Minnelli, Jann Karam During Mailbag, Dave mentions that he's been a very good boy this year and that he wants a John Deere riding mower for Christmas. Also, comedian Jann Karam tal… | 2002-11-29 | |
| 54 | Jennifer Lopez, Sum 41 A giant rat knocks over the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center; during ""Stephanie Birkett, Official Pollster,"" Dave's assistant asks a man on the street if … | 2002-12-09 | |
| 55 | Jason Alexander, Ryan Adams | 2002-12-10 | |
| 56 | Nia Vardalos, Barry Sonnenfeld Throughout the night, Biff attempts to build an IKEA bookshelf in the theater lobby. Despite using only the Swedish instructions and claiming ""I can't build s… | 2002-12-11 | |
| 57 | Allison Janney, Martin Scorsese During ""KYCE,"" a cop attempts to punch Dave; Allison Janney plugs ""The Hours."" | 2002-12-12 | |
| 58 | Natasha Richardson, Mike Birbiglia, David Gray Dave waxes philosophy: ""I believe there isn't a man, woman, or child who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage."" Also, comedian Mike Birbiglia makes his network te… | 2002-12-13 | |
| 59 | Catherine Zeta-Jones, Coldplay Dave repeatedly shows a ""60 Minutes"" clip showcasing Lesley Stahl's unique facial movements; as they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul decora… | 2002-12-16 | |
| 60 | Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart Osama and his half-awake sidekick sing ""We Wish You a Merry Christmas."" Also, Dave ponders, ""How Many Guys In Santa Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?"" By t… | 2002-12-17 | |
| 61 | Denzel Washington, Daniel Bouloud Greg Adams of The Tower of Power horn section sits in; Osama and his sidekick sing Christmas carols; Dave reads Daniel Boloud's cookbook. | 2002-12-18 | |
| 62 | Tom Hanks, Phish George Clarke takes a bath in the ""Will It Float?"" tank; the sixteen stars of ""Survivor: Thailand"" present the Top Ten; Phish performs ""All of These Dreams… | 2002-12-19 | |
| 63 | Liv Tyler, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love Osama Bin Laden wishes Dave a merry christmas via video greeting card; Gerard Mulligan has something to say to Al Gore during ""CBS Mailbag;"" an annual traditi… | 2002-12-20 | |
| 64 | Ashton Kutcher, Jason Kidd During ""Is This Anything?,"" a man swallows a neon light sword. Dave and Paul agree that this is something, but only because of the danger involved. | 2002-12-26 | |
| 65 | Isabella Rossellini, Mort Sahl | 2002-12-27 | |
| 66 | Michael Caine, George Foreman Dave shows a copy of George Foreman's new book, followed by a ""Michael Caine Grill""; Stephanie dances like her unnamed ex-boyfriend to the band playing Rod St… | 2003-01-06 | |
| 67 | Richard Gere, Chris Elliott Dave discusses his experiences with shampooing over the years, and announces that earlier today he inadvertently conditioned before shampooing. Lo and behold, … | 2003-01-07 | |
| 68 | Merv Griffin, Interpol The shirtless father and son from that White Sox-Royals game in 2002 are elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame; Merv Griffin promotes his autobiography; Interp… | 2003-01-08 | |
| 69 | Renee Zellweger, Chuck Barris Ten members of the 82nd Airborne Division based in Afghanistan present the Top Ten. The soldier who presents #6 proposes to his girlfriend, who accepts via tel… | 2003-01-09 | |
| 70 | Andy Richter, Rich Hall Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for the mother of all reality shows, ""Bachelorette Millionaire Boat Survivor Race Factor Idol."" He also tries to make sense out of "… | 2003-01-10 | |
| 71 | Jimmy Kimmel, Simon Baker Dave talks football, while Jimmy Kimmel promotes his upcoming talk show on ABC. | 2003-01-13 | |
| 72 | Claire Danes, Bob Sarlatte Dave announces that today is the 3rd anniversary of his quintuple bypass, and upon mentioning this, Regis interrupts the jokes to give Dave a quick check-up. "… | 2003-01-14 | |
| 73 | Sandra Bullock, Marv Albert Dave shows a bogus eulogy by the network commemorating yesterday's big anniversary; Sandra Bullock promotes Two Weeks Notice; Dave asks Biff to check the weathe… | 2003-01-15 | |
| 74 | George Clooney, Soundtrack of Our Lives CBS won't stop airing their 30-second eulogy to the ""late, great"" Dave; Dave shows a promo for the upcoming Survivor: Jihad, then wishes a happy birthday to a… | 2003-01-16 | |
| 75 | Joan Rivers, Kathleen Edwards Mailbag: ""Who do you consider to be your best friend from the Late Show?"" Paul responds to this question by performing an original song dedicated to his best … | 2003-01-17 | |
| 76 | Simon Cowell, Topher Grace, Vienna Teng Osama praises ""Kangaroo Jack"" for his contempt for the infidels; Steph/Monty reviews the aforementioned movie, then makes a daring Super Bowl prediction (Bucs… | 2003-01-20 | |
| 77 | Regis Philbin, John C. Reilly It's so cold outside, Alan's hair has turned a light shade of blue, but it turns out to be a Clairol® mishap. Also, Dave bids farewell to longtime comic foils M… | 2003-01-21 | |
| 78 | Tina Fey, Jonathan Ames, Johnny Marr & The Healers Alan's hair has now turned green; Paul tries to spin a ball on a parasol like the lady who appeared in tonight's ""Is This Anything?"", but fails miserably; Tin… | 2003-01-22 | |
| 79 | Ellen DeGeneres, Zwan In a new, experimental segment, reporter Penny Crone contributes a ""Local News Update of the Night""; Dave admits that his friends are getting sick of ""Is Thi… | 2003-01-23 | |
| 80 | Bonnie Hunt, John Witherspoon Mailbag: George Clarke has learned to speak Italian: ""Imgana cuccia nutsoff."" Also, fertile make-up maven Michele O'Callaghan provides a cape for Paul's Frid… | 2003-01-24 | |
| 81 | Show #1944Kate Hudson, Jack Hanna Dave congratulates Frank Comito upon the birth of his daughter; Biff reports from Super Bowl XXXVII; a capybara (a large rat) sits on Kate Hudson's head and eat… | 2003-02-03 | |
| 82 | Matthew McConaughey, John Gruden, The Roots | 2003-02-04 | |
| 83 | Kelsey Grammer, Michael Tong, B.B. King and Shemeika Copeland Upon showing off a fake invitation to Colin Powell's address to the United Nations, Dave starts singing a Paul Anka song; Alan hits on the wife of Hans Blix, an… | 2003-02-05 | |
| 84 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Brokaw, The Pretenders | 2003-02-06 | |
| 85 | Brendan Fraser, Kids in The Hall, Bonnie Raitt, Keb' Mo, Kim Wilson During Mailbag, Dave shows a clip from the upcoming CBS drama ""CSI: Lancaster, PA""; the Kids in the Hall comedy troupe performs a skit about women's problems;… | 2003-02-07 | |
| 86 | Matthew Broderick, Tony Bennett & k.d. Lang Alan is dressed as Saddam Hussein, claiming he's just trying to do his part; throughout the night, show dogs from the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show walk arou… | 2003-02-10 | |
| 87 | Amy Brennamen, Nate Erwin, Vince Gill Throughout the night, Steph/Monty shops at 21 on 52nd Street. | 2003-02-11 | |
| 88 | Queen Latifah, Colin Quinn, Lou Reed | 2003-02-12 | |
| 89 | Kid Scientists, Kurt Russell Steph/Monty is dressed in a kimono for ""Know Your Current Events""; Dave mentions that Dr. Phil will be on Monday, and he plans to open up a serious can of who… | 2003-02-13 | |
| 90 | Kate Winslet, Dennis Regan, Rufus Wainwright Dave talks to ""Michael Jackson"" (actually Gerard) during CBS Mailbag. Later, comedian Dennis Regan rants about marriage. | 2003-02-14 | |
| 91 | Dr. Phil, Beck Throughout the night, Steph/Monty measures the accumulated snowfall on the roof of the theater; Daytona 500 champion Michael Waltrip presents the Top Ten; Dr. P… | 2003-02-17 | |
| 92 | Vince Vaughn, Sarah Vowel, Beck A guy whose flight from LaGuardia to Atlanta was delayed by snow sits in with the band; Mayor Bloomberg presents the Top Ten; Alan wants Dwight the Troubled Tee… | 2003-02-18 | |
| 93 | Kevin Spacey, Reggie Miller Amongst the ""New Catalogs"": Crate & Barrel (with new barrel-sized crates), Starbucks Coffee by Mail, and something called ""International Monkey."" Also, Kev… | 2003-02-19 | |
| 94 | Champion Turkey Callers, Marg Helgenberger, The Flaming Lips In honor of tonight's Turkey Calling Champions, Dave has a swig of Wild Turkey bourbon; ""Biff Henderson's America"" makes a stop in Palomar Mountain, Californi… | 2003-02-20 | |
| 95 | Jeff Daniels, Lynne Cox, Steven Wright Solomon Burke sits in; during Mailbag, Dave points out that a nudist-friendly Kinko's has opened nearby, while ""police chief"" Bill DeLace complains that Dave … | 2003-02-21 | |
| 96 | Steve Martin, Foo Fighters Dave mentions that Paul and Alan were involved with last night's Grammy Awards; Rupert asks ""non-surviving Survivor"" Janet Koth if there was any hanky-panky i… | 2003-02-24 | |
| 97 | Stupid Human Tricks, Sharon Osborne, Norah Jones Dave mentions that he woke up this morning with a swollen eye, then hypothesizes that it's either an irritation, infection or inflammation; during ""Stupid Huma… | 2003-02-25 | |
| 98 | Bruce Willis, Dan Rather, Carmen Electra, Brian Kiley Dave's worsening eye infection puts him on the bench indefinitely, so scheduled guest Bruce Willis fills in for Daddy. Amongst tonight's highlights: Bruno and … | 2003-02-26 | |
| 99 | John McEnroe, Tom Arnold, Eric Ripert, Todd Barry, Jason Mras Tennis great John McEnroe fills in for Dave, whose condition has not improved; Fred Schnieder of The B-52's fills in for Paul, whom, according to Bones Malone, … | 2003-02-27 | |
| 100 | Regis Philbin, Charles Grodin, Susan Lucci, Greg Giraldo, Kathleen Edwards Regis fills in for Dave, who has now been diagnosed with shingles; Greg Giraldo does stand-up; Kathleen Edwards sings ""Hockey Skates."" | 2003-02-28 | |
| 101 | Whoopi Goldberg, Jessica Lange, Dave Chappelle, Andy Vistola, Ben Harper Whoopi Goldberg (a former talk-show host in her own right) is the latest to fill in for Dave during his extended bout with shingles. She starts the monologue b… | 2003-03-10 | |
| 102 | Vince Vaughn, Rosie Perez, Geri Halliwell, Dwayne Kennedy, Paul Simon Guest host Vince Vaughn charms the audience and hits on Rosie Perez. | 2003-03-11 | |
| 103 | Elvis Costello, Kim Cattrell, Eddie Izzard, Mitch Hedberg | 2003-03-12 | |
| 104 | Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, Crispin Glover, Jake Johannsen, American Hi-Fi Will Ferrell joins fellow ""Old School"" star Vince Vaughn as a guest host on Letterman. In his monolouge, Will does his famous George W. Bush impression and … | 2003-03-13 | |
| 105 | Megan Mullally, Molly Shannon, Isaac Mizrahi, Bonnie McFarlane Will & Grace star Megan Mullally shows a clip of her tripping as she walked onstage to accept an award at last Sunday's Screen Actors Guild awards. Later, she … | 2003-03-14 | |
| 106 | Brad Garrett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Julie Bowen, Reggie McFadden, Lyle Lovett Brad Garrett of Everybody Loves Raymond fame does a very Letterman-esque, one-liner heavy monologue, then mentions a recent medical mishap where his testes brok… | 2003-03-17 | |
| 107 | Tom Dreesen, Kiefer Sutherland, Frank Gershin, Suzanne Westenhoefer, The Music Chicago-born comedian (and old friend of Dave's) Tom Dreseen becomes the latest fill-in host for Dave. He mentions that a fan outside the theater mistook him f… | 2003-03-18 | |
| 108 | Bonnie Hunt, Carson Daley, Eddie Griffin, Ron Beth-Israel, Fabolous | 2003-03-19 | |
| 109 | Paul Schaffer, Bob Dole, Connie Nielsen, Jeff Foxworthy, Cat Power Paul fills in for Dave, lamenting in song about the big shoes he has to fill; Mike Smith of the Dave Clark Five fills in for Paul, who later sings the band's hi… | 2003-03-24 | |
| 110 | Bill Cosby, Andrew Firestone, Clark Tery, Sofia Vergara, The DA In a bizarre running gag, Bill Cosby pretends to be so senile that a substitute cue-card boy introduces all of tonight's guests; Hilton Ruiz, Spaceman Paterson,… | 2003-03-25 | |
| 111 | Luke Wilson, Kelly Preston, Taye Diggs, Hilary Burton, Seether Luke Wilson brings up a story about how he told his Old School co-stars Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn he was hosting the Late Show. He was surprised by how unim… | 2003-03-26 | |
| 112 | Billy Crystal, Michael Barimo Dave returns from a month-long hiatus and makes fun of his health problems. He also shows an old ""Tonight Show"" clip as a tribute to the late, great George M… | 2003-03-31 | |
| 113 | Colin Farrell, Rosanne Cash ""I have to be here tonight,"" Dave utters in the monologue, ""I'm out of sick days."" An ""Incredible Dog Challenge"" sponsored by Purina Dog Chow has been po… | 2003-04-01 | |
| 114 | Helen Hunt, Jeremy Suarez, Cory Branan Dave shows footage of Donald Rumsfeld unintentionally flipping the bird at a press conference, and later he chats with adolescent ""Bernie Mac Show"" star Jerem… | 2003-04-02 | |
| 115 | High-Jumping Dogs, Vin Diesel, Bo Diddley After admitting that his medicine is making him bloated, Dave loosens his belt for all the world to see; during Biff's annual visit to Yankees Spring Training, … | 2003-04-03 | |
| 116 | Hilary Swank, Jimmie Walker Mailbag: ""Does Alan Kalter really have a twin?"" Dave points out that he does have a brother named Rick, but Alan interrupts with a chin rub. Apparently, Big … | 2003-04-04 | |
| 117 | Adam Sandler, The Folksmen Dave shows a clip of Les Moonves on last night's episode of The Practice; Dave warns Steph/Monty to not ask the monkey question, but she does anyway; The Folksm… | 2003-04-08 | |
| 118 | Lisa Marie Presley, Jamie Kennedy Dave and Paul wonder openly what to ask Lisa Marie Presley, who is on the show tonight to promote her first solo album. Later in the show, she sings ""Lights O… | 2003-04-09 | |
| 119 | Jane Krakowski, Jim Boeheim, Pete Yorn Dave reminds us that his 56th birthday was on Saturday, but he claims it was really his 34th and CBS aged him; Dave tells a funny story about George Miller's me… | 2003-04-14 | |
| 120 | Tom Brokaw, Tom Russell & Nanci Griffith Dave announces that the Late Show (and not CNN) has the legal rights to a screen caption that reads ""Showdown: Syria""; Tony Mendez gets scolded by Daddy for a… | 2003-04-15 | |
| 121 | Michael Douglas, Todd Rundgren Dave shows footage of chaos on the streets of Baghdad that bears that striking resemblance to West Side Story; a man balancing a burning bowling ball participat… | 2003-04-16 | |
| 122 | Anthony LaPaglia, Brian Regan, The Exies Dave congratulates cameraman Dave Dorsett on fifty years in the biz; during Mailbag, a viewer asks why Dave doesn't throw stuff off the roof anymore, resulting … | 2003-04-17 | |
| 123 | Ashton Kutcher, Jack Hanna Due to today's weather, Dave raises the temperature inside the theater from 53 to 57 degrees; Dave comments on the Iraqi playing cards, then points out that Mic… | 2003-04-28 | |
| 124 | Ellen DeGeneres, John Malkovich Sam Moore sits in again; Carmen Rasmussen of ""American Idol"" presents the Top Ten; John Malkovich promotes his new clothing line. | 2003-04-29 | |
| 125 | Charlize Theron, Sue Johanson, Minus 5 with Wilco An Iraqi Republican guard that bears more than a passing resemblance to a dazed Calvert walks by Dave right after the monologue; Dave attempts to make ""Wash it… | 2003-04-30 | |
| 126 | Bernie Mac, Amanda Peet Mailbag: ""Whatever happened to the bear that mauled Alan Kalter?"" According to VH1's Where Are They Now?, the bear was fired for stealing a monitor in 1999, … | 2003-05-01 | |
| 127 | Halle Berry, Don Rickles Dave has Kentucky Derby announcer Dave Johnson on the phone so he can hear him say, ""…and down the stretch they come!""; the latest ""Rejected FDA Items"" in… | 2003-05-02 | |
| 128 | Kelly Rippa, Good Charlotte Prompted by an audience member's request the week before, Pat, Steph/Monty, and a new employee throw stuff off the roof throughout the show for the first time s… | 2003-05-05 | |
| 129 | Stupid Human Tricks, Hugh Jackson, Kelly Clarkson Dave shows off his regular coffee mug, then a mug given to him by Dr. Phil that's almost twice that size, then the new, even larger Late Show mug; during ""Stup… | 2003-05-06 | |
| 130 | David Hyde Pierce, Rube Goldberg Contest Winners, Ziggy Marley A staffer dressed as Nightcrawler from the ""X-Men"" movies tries to hail a cab, but ends up on a rickshaw; Joe Lieberman presents the Top Ten; Ziggy Marley per… | 2003-05-07 | |
| 131 | Megan Mullally, Marilyn Manson During Mailbag, Biff answers yet another question about his headset by unsuccessfully attempting to seduce the author of the letter; ten celebrity moms (includi… | 2003-05-08 | |
| 132 | Albert Brooks, Jeffery Ross, The Libertines Dave shows a CBS promo for ""Saddam Week""; a box of fish sticks and a bottle of perfume are subjected to a rare ""Will It Float?"" doubleheader; Albert Brooks … | 2003-05-09 | |
| 133 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Kevin James, Jenna Morasca A high school senior in Jersey decides on his prom tuxedo, and ends up choosing a powder blue leisure suit; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a pink poodle sorts ou… | 2003-05-12 | |
| 134 | David Williams & Ronald Young, Jada Pinkett Smith, The Jayhawks Dave reads the new disclaimer on the New York Times (""Not all articles are factual""); Chief Warrant Officers David Williams and Ronald Young, Jr. tell their i… | 2003-05-13 | |
| 135 | Sean Hayes, Eric Ripert, Avril Lavigne Biff walks the streets of New York City looking for celebrities, or, for that matter, celebrity lookalikes; during a cooking segment with Eric Ripert, Dave slin… | 2003-05-14 | |
| 136 | Rene Zellweger, Jack Johnson Dave hypes some of the new shows that will be appearing on the networks this fall; Rupert Jee lets off a little steam on ""CBS Mailbag;"" Jack Johnson performs … | 2003-05-15 | |
| 137 | John Goodman, D.H. Hughley, NAS with Alicia Keys John Goodman discusses his ""promotion"" to President on The West Wing; Johnny Knoxville delivers Paul's cape; Nas and Alicia Keys perform ""Warrior Song."" | 2003-05-16 | |
| 138 | Mark Wahlberg, Jesse James, the Sounds Dave does the ""Charts and Graphs"" segment for the first time in over a year; Mark Wahlberg talks about his girlfriend, unborn child, and new house; The Sounds… | 2003-05-19 | |
| 139 | Jim Carrey, Chevelle After Dave makes a joke about CBS' recent miniseries about Adolf Hitler, Paul and the band plays ""Danke Schoen;"" a woman is given the once-in-a-lifetime oppor… | 2003-05-20 | |
| 140 | Regis Philbin, 3 Doors Down Dave shows off the latest oversized Late Show mug; Regis admits his contempt for last night's comedy bit at Hello Deli; 3 Doors Down performs ""The Road I'm On.… | 2003-05-21 | |
| 141 | Antonio Banderas, Heidi Klum, Liam Lynch Dave announces that the unwieldy-huge Late Show mug that debuted last night is available for parties, and Dave attempts to sip some coffee out of it; Liam Lynch… | 2003-05-22 | |
| 142 | Peter Krause, Jim Gaffigan, Widespread Panic Throughout the night, Biff assembles a Weber Grill in the lobby; half the audience is comprised of sailors; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar delivers Paul's cape. | 2003-05-23 | |
| 143 | Adrien Brody, Gil de Ferran, John Mellencamp In honor of a recent Team Rahal victory, Dave makes car noises; Steph/Monty discusses last weekend's Indianapolis 500 via telephone; ""What's on the Barbeque"" … | 2003-06-02 | |
| 144 | Alec Baldwin, Tom Dreesen Tisziji Munoz (a mentor of Paul's) sits in on guitar; Rupert and a Long Island girl play ""Stop the Slicer""; Alan introduces a video montage of what are intend… | 2003-06-03 | |
| 145 | Seth Green, Amy Sedaris, Lucinda Williams Dave mentions that Tom Arnold will be filling in for him Friday night; staffer Eddie Valk participates in ""Can a Guy in a Horse Suit Get into FlashDancers?"" … | 2003-06-04 | |
| 146 | Barbara Walters, Tanya Streeter Dave and Paul discuss skin diving; Dave makes the new Hillary Clinton memoirs the butt of several jokes; Seth Green promotes The Italian Job. | 2003-06-05 | |
| 147 | Tom Arnold, Darrell Hammond, Karolina Kurkova, Eddie Brill, Train Tom Arnold fills in for Dave as he takes yet another night off. Later on, Tom welcomes longtime ""SNL"" cast member Darrell Hammond and rock group Train. | 2003-06-06 | |
| 148 | Juliette Binoche, Joe Queenan, Blur Dave talks about a weekend onion-slicing accident involving his pinky, which results in a medical procedure live on stage. | 2003-06-09 | |
| 149 | Bruce Willis, Chris Moneymaker Dave and Paul play ""Millionaire or Kenny?"" Later, Barbara Gaines (making a rare on-camera appearance) receives a surprise birthday cake; Bruce Willis shows of… | 2003-06-10 | |
| 150 | Lauren Graham, Marv Albert, Bright Eyes Lauren Graham talks about her recent real estate acquisition; Marv Albert shows some of his favorite bloopers. | 2003-06-11 | |
| 151 | Harrison Ford, Annie Lennox On ""CBS Mailbag,"" Alan Kalter is beaten up by leprechauns, plus Dave welcomes Harrison Ford, which gives him the chance to rehash a favorite line: ""I bought … | 2003-06-12 | |
| 152 | Tom Green, Jolene Blalock, Scott Stevens, Isaac Britty, Damien Rice Host Tom Green (an Ottawa Senators fan) gets body-checked by Scott Stevens of the rival New Jersey Devils. Also, comedian Isaac Witty and singer-songwriter Dam… | 2003-06-13 | |
| 153 | Hilary Clinton, Emmylou Harris Dave celebrates an important milestone; Biff Henderson goes to a senior prom in New Jersey; Dave chats with Hillary Clinton. | 2003-06-16 | |
| 154 | Rob Reiner, Paul Teutul Sr. & Jr., The New Pornographers Rupert and Dave play ""Name That Baldwin""; Rob Reiner brags about his recent weight loss; Paul Teutel and Paul Teutel Jr. of the cable reality show American Ch… | 2003-06-17 | |
| 155 | Johnny Depp, Christine Todd Whitman, B.B. King B.B. King sits in with the band; Biff teaches Dave how to ride a Segway; ""Dr. William Gammons"" gives the audience advice on monkeypox. | 2003-06-18 | |
| 156 | Sarah Jessica Parker, The Dead | 2003-06-19 | |
| 157 | Kelsey Grammer, Treat Williams, James Earl Jones, Jamie Lynn-Sigler, Kathleen Madigan, Jesse Malin Kelsey Grammer (aka Frasier Crane) talks about his 20-month-old daughter, then chats with fellow deep-voiced thespian James Earl Jones. | 2003-06-20 | |
| 158 | Demi Moore, Verbana Demi Moore promotes her new movie ""Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle,"" her first major studio movie in six years. Later, Dave welcomes singer-songwriter Michel… | 2003-06-23 | |
| 159 | Drew Barrymore, Simon Cowell Drew Barrymore promotes her new movie; Simon Cowell of ""American Idol"" fame talks about his new reality show ""Cupid."" | 2003-06-24 | |
| 160 | Lucy Liu, Avigayil Wardein, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds During ""Who Asked For It?,"" Alan uses CPR as an excuse to make out with an audience member; Dave makes his first PA announcement in almost four years, telling… | 2003-06-25 | |
| 161 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Luke Wilson, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Dave talks about his recent trip to the dentist. Later, Stephanie ""Monty"" Birkett dresses up as a princess for ""CBS Mailbag."" | 2003-06-26 | |
| 162 | Jimmy Fallon, Kristanna Loken, Dax, Chloe Sevigny, Bill Scheft, Rufus Wainwright Jimmy Fallon of ""SNL"" fame sings an original composition about December-May relationships. Later, he chats with Chloe Sevigny and ""Late Show"" writer Bill S… | 2003-06-27 | |
| 163 | Lisa Marie Presley, Ryan Pinkston Dave half-jokingly announces his candidacy for Ohio's seat in the US Senate, then flirts with Lisa Marie Presley. | 2003-07-14 | |
| 164 | Allison Janney, Nigella Lawson, Howard Tate George Clarke and Dave play ""Would You Like To Ride In Our Freight Elevator?"" Later, Dave welcomes an elderly (if not faithful) fan who made it to the audien… | 2003-07-15 | |
| 165 | Barry Zito, Mandy Moore, Grandaddy Cy Young Award-winning pitcher Barry Zito stands on the roof of the Broadway Theater, throwing baseballs at the Ed Sullivan Theater windows. Later, Grandaddy p… | 2003-07-16 | |
| 166 | Ari Fleischer, Beyonce Knowles Steph/Monty dresses up as a cowgirl for CBS Mailbag; Ari Fleishcher talks about his 2 1/2 years as Dubya's press secretary; Beyonce sings her smash hit ""Crazy … | 2003-07-17 | |
| 167 | Jeff Bridges, Alan Harvey, Joseph Arthur Dave ventures into the audience for yet another round of ""Know Your Current Events;"" Jeff Bridges promotes the movie ""Seabiscuit."" | 2003-07-18 | |
| 168 | Aron Ralston, Tobey Maguire Dave chats with Aron Ralston, the mountain climber who had to amputate his own arm following a climbing accident. | 2003-07-21 | |
| 169 | National Hollerin' Champions, Kristin Davis, Jane's Addiction In honor of one of this summer's biggest blockbusters, Dave plays ""How Many Guys In Pirate Costumes Can Fit Into a Sandwich Shop?"" Later, Jane's Addiction pe… | 2003-07-22 | |
| 170 | Joaquin Phoenix, Blues Traveler Following last night's performance by Jane's Addiction, ""Mr. S"" (Paul) hires backup dancers for the CBS Orchestra; Osama offers condolences to Saddam; Ten bas… | 2003-07-23 | |
| 171 | Sylvester Stallone, Ben Curtis Stephanie, dressed as a jockey, counts off the letters for ""CBS Mailbag."" (Her horse has its own way of signifying ""number two."") Later, British Open champ… | 2003-07-24 | |
| 172 | Denis Leary, Queens of the Stone Age Dave wants to know if the 500 feet of co-axial cable being used in tonight's ""Will It Float?"" is coiled or not. When he finds out that it is coiled, he deman… | 2003-07-25 | |
| 173 | Jesse Grabow, Jason Biggs, Robert C. Nichol Dave meets a six-year-old bowling phenom; Jason Biggs promotes the movie ""American Wedding."" | 2003-07-28 | |
| 174 | Eugene Levy, Eels Pete Fatovich serenades Dave on the accordion; Rupert goes water skiing; Eugene Levy and Paul look back on their long friendship. | 2003-07-29 | |
| 175 | Seann William Scott, Jonathan Ames, Fountains of Wayne As a tribute to George Miller, Dave repeatedly uses his favorite catch phrase, ""In my pants!"" Meanwhile, a commercial that Dave taped reveals that California… | 2003-07-30 | |
| 176 | Melanie Griffith, Pamela Reed Dave thinks somebody is ""monkeying"" with his chair; Stephanie dresses up as a mountie; Alan debuts his new show ""You're Busted!"" during CBS Mailbag. | 2003-07-31 | |
| 177 | Naomi Watts, Jeff Stilson, O.A.R. A man on fire rushes upon the stage, and Dave struggles to put out the flames. Later, Naomi Watts talks about her dog, which she has named Bob. | 2003-08-01 | |
| 178 | Kate Hudson, Cast of Camp A barbershop quartet interrupts Dave during the monologue; Biff plays DH for the Brockton Rox baseball team; Alan has a special message for Liza Minelli. | 2003-08-04 | |
| 179 | Colin Farrell, Robert Randolph & The Family Band Rupert and George Clarke square off to see who can eat the most raw oysters. Later, Colin Farrell promotes the movie ""S.W.A.T."" | 2003-08-05 | |
| 180 | Samuel L. Jackson, Rick Reilly, Pharrell with Clipse Dave and Paul play ""Referee or Foot Locker Employee?""; Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly talks about a lifetime of experiences as a celebrity golf caddy. | 2003-08-06 | |
| 181 | Brittany Murphy, Carey Hart, Dashboard Confessional Motocross ""badass"" Carey Hart does a few stunts on 53rd St.; Stephanie dons a Little Bo Peep get-up for ""CBS Mailbag;"" ""Arnold Schwarzenegger"" (Gerard) dr… | 2003-08-07 | |
| 182 | David Duchovny, Brett Butler, The New Amsterdams A pair of buglers interrupt the monologue; David Duchovny talks about how he is unintentionally scaring his daughter; The New Amsterdams perform ""Spoils of the… | 2003-08-08 | |
| 183 | Chris Rock, The Star Spangles ""Grinder Girl"" Kiva Kahl fills in tonight for the Late Show Dancers; Chris Rock talks about his upcoming gig as host of the MTV Video Music Awards; The Star S… | 2003-08-25 | |
| 184 | Bill Murray, Pete Sampras Rupert selects a contestant for ""Stop The Slicer;"" Bill Murrays shows off his look and plugs ""Lost In Translation;"" Pete Sampras discusses his recent retire… | 2003-08-26 | |
| 185 | David Spade, Bob Sarlatte, Maroon 5 Venus and Serena Williams present a special Top Ten list. Later, David Spade promotes ""Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star."" | 2003-08-27 | |
| 186 | Tony Hawk, John McEnroe, Rooney During CBS Mailbag, Stephanie dons a kilt, while it is revealed that George Clarke resorted to cannibalism during the big blackout two weeks ago. Later, Rooney… | 2003-08-28 | |
| 187 | Bonnie Hunt, Don Gavin | 2003-08-29 |
Season 11 · 2003 · 189 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Al Franken, Grant Paulsen Dave chats with Stephanie about a (supposed) incident that occurred over the weekend; Alan makes a suggestive offer to Secretary of Labor Elaine L. Chao; Al Fra… | 2003-09-01 | |
| 2 | Craig Kilborn, Dave Salmoni, Kings of Leon Kings of Leon perform their breakthrough hit, "Molly's Chambers." | 2003-09-02 | |
| 3 | Gen. Tommy Franks, Rodney Crowell Biff searches for celebrities on the street; recently retired General Tommy Franks looks back at his illustrious military career. | 2003-09-03 | |
| 4 | Nicolas Cage, Alton Brown "CBS Mailbag," including Stephanie dressed as Batman, "CBS Vice President of Late Night Programming Vinnie Favale," and "George W. Bush" (Gerard). | 2003-09-04 | |
| 5 | Whoopi Goldberg, Vic Henley, Ima Robot Paul's "Stump the Band" losing streak continues; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her new sitcom. | 2003-09-05 | |
| 6 | Andy Roddick, Jack Black, Warren Zevon* Dave welcomes 2003 U.S. Open Men's Tennis Champion Andy Roddick and actor Jack Black. Dave remembers the late Warren Zevon with the Show #1895 tape of Warren si… | 2003-09-08 | |
| 7 | Salma Hayek, Chris Elliott Rick Derringer sits in with the band; a woman from Staten Island participates in "May We See Your Digital Photos, Please?"; Chris Elliott comments on current ev… | 2003-09-09 | |
| 8 | Sharon Stone, The Raveonettes An opera singer performs in the hallway; the recently deceased Charles Bronson declares his candidacy for Governor of California; Dave and Sharon Stone make out… | 2003-09-10 | |
| 9 | Regis Philbin, Seal Steph/Monty dresses up as Don Mattingly for CBS Mailbag; she closes the segment by playing catch with Dave. | 2003-09-11 | |
| 10 | Cuba Gooding Jr., Simon & Garfunkel Dave has a major announcement to make; Cuba Gooding, Jr. promotes The Fighting Temptations; Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel sing "America" and "The Boxer." | 2003-09-12 | |
| 11 | Dr. Phil, David Bowie Miss America 2004 Ericka Dunlap presents the Top Ten List; Dave tells the story of his weekend encounter with a bear at his house in Montana; Dr. Phil gives Dav… | 2003-09-22 | |
| 12 | Ben Stiller, Elvis Costello Ben Stiller talks about his new movie, Duplex; Elvis Costello performs a song from his new CD, North. | 2003-09-23 | |
| 13 | The Rock, Lynne Cheney Cold opening: The Rock shows Lynne Cheney how to apply a "chicken wing" to Paul; New York Giants kicker Matt Bryant attempts rooftop field goals across 53rd Str… | 2003-09-24 | |
| 14 | Colin Powell, Jennifer Garner | 2003-09-25 | |
| 15 | Joe Pantaliano, Kevin Nealon, Outkast Stephanie is Peter Pan for "CBS Mailbag;" "Joey Pants" promotes "The Handler;" Kevin Nealon; Outkast sings "Hey Ya." | 2003-09-26 | |
| 16 | Denzel Washington, New York Philharmonic Paul asks "Survivor 7" castaway Ryan "Skinny" Shoulders (who is wearing a Rage Against The Machine t-shirt) if he digs Audioslave; Denzel Washington promotes Ou… | 2003-09-29 | |
| 17 | Tom Cavanagh, Ray Wald, Dido It's time for "How Many Guys in Gorilla Suits Can Fit Into a Eyeglass Store?" Quote Dave: "I was going to buy a pair of eyeglasses, but the optical store was f… | 2003-09-30 | |
| 18 | Tim Robbins, Sting The latest role call reveals that Michele O'Callaghan's five-month-old daughter (named "Zoogie") picks Dave's ties; Dave and Paul are dumbfounded by a pitching … | 2003-10-01 | |
| 19 | Stupid Human Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, R.E.M. Steph/Monty dresses as a letter carrier for "Know Your Current Events;" R.E.M. performs "Bad Day." | 2003-10-02 | |
| 20 | Robin Williams, Summerwind Skippers During CBS Mailbag, Alan dresses up as Saddam Hussein for his new hidden-camera show "Goof'd!" and gets beat up by several people on the street. Later, Robin W… | 2003-10-03 | |
| 21 | Jessica Simpson, Rufus Wainwright Jessica Simpson mentions that she was on Oprah recently, much to Dave's chagrin; fill-in bandleader Todd Rundgren sings "Hello It's Me;" Pat Farmer drops 20,000… | 2003-10-06 | |
| 22 | Uma Thurman, Ricky Gervais, Renee Fleming | 2003-10-07 | |
| 23 | Amy Sedaris, Tom Dreesen, Anthony Hamilton Dave calls ousted California governor Gray Davis "a wanker;" Gary Coleman presents the Top Ten via satellite, then falls asleep; Tom Dressen talks baseball. | 2003-10-08 | |
| 24 | George Clooney, Merle Haggard A man from Charlotte, North Carolina plays "Know Your 2003 Boston Red Sox;" ten Hooters Girls present the Top Ten; George Clooney plugs Intolerable Cruelty. | 2003-10-09 | |
| 25 | Charlie Sheen, John Mayer During CBS Mailbag, Alan has an awkward reunion with the first girl that ever kissed him, and "Ah-nuld" (Gerard) has an enlightened conversation with Dave. Lat… | 2003-10-10 | |
| 26 | Halle Berry, Lance Armstrong Pat Farmer and an army of stagehands throws a special form of confetti off the roof of the theater; Steph/Monty tells "Survivor 7" loser Burton Roberts an alleg… | 2003-10-13 | |
| 27 | John Cusack, Scott Dixon, Hot Hot Heat For the first time in several years, famed saxophonist David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave announces he's going to rehab, then demands to have some Dunkin… | 2003-10-14 | |
| 28 | Katie Holmes, Brian Greene, Jonny Lang Dave congratulates Conan O'Brien on his newborn daughter; ten weightlifters present the Top Ten; noted physics professor Brian Greene tries to explain the myste… | 2003-10-15 | |
| 29 | Dustin Hoffman, Jamie Oliver Ten US Soldiers in Iraq present the Top Ten via satellite; Dustin Hoffman plugs "The Runaway Jury," British chef Jamie Oliver cooks some scallops. | 2003-10-16 | |
| 30 | Darrell Hammond, Radiohead For CBS Mailbag, Steph/Monty dresses up as a soccer player and kicks balls (poorly) into the audience. Later, Radiohead performs "2+2=5." | 2003-10-17 | |
| 31 | Kiefer Sutherland, Emmylou Harris Paul sneezes during the monologue; the band area is remodeled; Biff makes his annual report from the World Series; a 1,030-pound pumpkin explodes (via SFX) outs… | 2003-10-27 | |
| 32 | Courteney Cox, Doris Roberts Dave announces that he's been transferred to Chesterton, Indiana; on tonight's "Meet the Governor," a young Ah-nuld ogles an exotic dancer; Courtney Cox Arquett… | 2003-10-28 | |
| 33 | Keanu Reeves, Sue Johanson Steph/Monty dresses up as an elf on a rare Wednesday CBS Mailbag; during Mailbag, Rupert takes part in his yearly tradition of watching the coleslaw change colo… | 2003-10-29 | |
| 34 | Eric McCormack, Dante Hall The Slapinski Brothers, world-class jugglers, interrupt the monologue; Dave points out that Rupert was on last night's episode of "Ed"; Dante Hall of the Kansas… | 2003-10-30 | |
| 35 | Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lollar, Bubba Sparxx Amongst this year's "New Halloween Costumes": a George Foreman grill, the button on the remote control that you never use, and the "Queer Eye" fab five. Also, … | 2003-10-31 | |
| 36 | Ashley Judd, Richard Belzer, Sarah McLachlan The 2003 NYC Marathon winners make their annual run through the studio; eliminated "Survivor 7" hopefuls Shawn Cohen (who was voted out) and Osten Taylor (the g… | 2003-11-03 | |
| 37 | Regis Philbin, Amy Brenneman Dave gives a recap of the events leading up to -- and including -- the birth yesterday of son Harry Joseph Letterman; "Indian Larry" performs motorcycle stunts … | 2003-11-04 | |
| 38 | Will Ferrell, Jack McKeon, Lyle Lovett During Mailbag, Steph/Monty dresses up a police officer, while Dave tries to make some sense out of "Liza Minnelli" (Gerard in fishnet stockings). Later, it is… | 2003-11-05 | |
| 39 | Howard Stern, Iggy Pop with Sum 41 Amongst the "New Catalogs": Harry & David Pre-Owned Fruit, Victoria's Secret for Monkeys, and special edition of California Style in which all the models have b… | 2003-11-06 | |
| 40 | Lauren Graham, Paul Tracey, Wyclef Jean An elf named Perry helps out during "Know Your Current Events"; Bert and Ernie (of "Sesame Street" fame) diss Dave; Lauren Graham talks about a recent parking t… | 2003-11-07 | |
| 41 | Norm MacDonald, Jack Hannah Dave announces that Oprah gave him a gift on behalf of the new baby, only to realize that it was delivered by somebody with the same name; throughout the night,… | 2003-11-10 | |
| 42 | Madonna, Chris Elliot Cold Opening: Dave compliments Madonna's latest children's book: "I like the picture of the monkey." Also, Chris Elliott introduces Dave's son Harry, who says … | 2003-11-11 | |
| 43 | Tom Brokaw, Dolly Parton | 2003-11-12 | |
| 44 | Russell Crowe, Pink A sheep herder walks into the theater with his flock along side him; Pink sings "Trouble." | 2003-11-13 | |
| 45 | Jessica Lynch, Shelby Lynne During "Know Your Current Events," a visiting audience member from Liverpool, England is quizzed on his knowledge of Prince Charles. Later, potential Minnesota… | 2003-11-14 | |
| 46 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Cate Blanchett As part of his legendary "fashion show" gag, Dave models the lining of his sportcoat; Dave tells a story involving a mother and two sons trying to hitch a taxi … | 2003-11-17 | |
| 47 | Dakota Fanning, Rocco DiSpirito, Cast of Wicked An arm-wresting challenge is held at Hello Deli; child actress Dakota Fanning plugs "The Cat in the Hat." | 2003-11-18 | |
| 48 | Alec Baldwin, Freddy Adu, Cyndi Lauper | 2003-11-19 | |
| 49 | Wesley Clark Ashrita "Mr. Versatility" Furman balances beer glasses on his chin on 53rd St.; eleven Playboy Playmates present the Top Ten; Dave grills General Wesley Clark a… | 2003-11-20 | |
| 50 | Robert Downey Jr., Joss Stone Dave and Paul play "Potatoes or Gavin MacLeod?"; Dave openly wishes that Paris Hilton had not cancelled her appearance on the show next week; Robert Downey Jr. … | 2003-11-21 | |
| 51 | Paul Newman, Clay Aiken Biff spends a day on the campaign trail with Howard Dean; Gerard stands in for unavailable Survivor loser Rupert Boneham; Paul Newman discusses all things auto … | 2003-11-24 | |
| 52 | Tom Ridge, Puddle of Mudd Cold Opening: Tom Ridge finks on Michael Jackson. Also, Dave has yet another rant about Paris Hilton, claiming that she won't be on because a "no-good weasel, … | 2003-11-25 | |
| 53 | Mike Myers, Jay-Z During Mailbag, Harold Larkin tries a new product, then, in honor of Thanksgiving, starts bleeding gravy; Mike Myers plugs The Cat in the Hat. | 2003-11-26 | |
| 54 | Tom Arnold, Moby Dorothy (live via satellite) brags about her five grandkids, ranging between 32 years and one month in age, and again stumps Dave with her apple and pecan Thank… | 2003-11-27 | |
| 55 | Jessica Alba, Wendy Liebman, The Rapture Felecia makes fun of Donny Osmond during "Stump The Band;" former "Dark Angel" star Jessica Alba plugs Honey; The Rapture performs "House of Jealous Lovers." | 2003-11-28 | |
| 56 | Matt Damon, Jack Johnson and G. Love Rupert is almost omnipresent in the first half of the show, presenting footage of his trip to the Meadowlands for last week's Jets-Titans game, then chats with … | 2003-12-08 | |
| 57 | Danny DeVito, Tim Russert Dave mentions that his son likes to suck his nose; Biff & staff decorate taxi cabs for Christmas; Danny DeVito plugs Big Fish. | 2003-12-09 | |
| 58 | Amanda Peet, Barry Sonnenfeld During Mailbag, the voices in Alan's head result in the horrific demise of his precious ceramic figure collection. Also, upon reading an article in Time about … | 2003-12-10 | |
| 59 | Kirsten Dunst, Rod Stewart | 2003-12-11 | |
| 60 | Julia Roberts, Alkaline Trio Dave announces that he's been invited to appear on Oprah (at long, long last), while Julia Roberts interrogates Dave for his inability to marry the mother of hi… | 2003-12-12 | |
| 61 | Liv Tyler, John Witherspoon, Alicia Keys It's a Late Show mini-reunion as former Broadway merchants Mujibur, Sirajul, and Joe G. join Rupert in decorating the Late Show Christmas Tree. Also, Dave comm… | 2003-12-15 | |
| 62 | Barbara Walters, Sandra Diaz-Twine | 2003-12-16 | |
| 63 | Neve Campbell, Wellwater Conspiracy During Mailbag, Dave tries to make sense out of "Saddam Hussein" (Gerard), while a reindeer takes a dump onstage. Also, Neve Campbell promotes the upcoming Rob… | 2003-12-17 | |
| 64 | Bonnie Hunt, Dave Matthews | 2003-12-18 | |
| 65 | Charlize Theron, Dave Matthews During "Audience Show & Tell," a man recites the names of all 50 states in alphabetical order in just fifteen seconds. Also, Golden Globe nominee Charlize Ther… | 2003-12-19 | |
| 66 | Steve Martin, Shannon Eis Dave mentions some strange advice his mother gave him about Harry: "Well, David, I think it would be nice if one day he joined a gang." Also, "The Kalter Broth… | 2003-12-22 | |
| 67 | Renee Zellweger, Darlene Love It's the annual "Holiday Night" on the Late Show: Paul does his impersonation of Cher singing "O Holy Night;" Jay Thomas successfully dethrones the objects on t… | 2003-12-23 | |
| 68 | Jennifer Aniston, Ryan Adams Dave brings out Biff and thanks him, Paul, the USO and a variety of soldiers for making the Christmas Eve trip to Baghdad possible; in the premiere edition of "… | 2004-01-05 | |
| 69 | Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Paolini | 2004-01-06 | |
| 70 | Eddie Griffin, Marv Albert Dave celebrate's Steph/Monty's birthday with a cake that reads "Happy Birthday Tammi!" Also, recent baseball Hall of Fame inductees Paul Molitor and Dennis Eck… | 2004-01-07 | |
| 71 | Nathan Lane, Ruben Studdard During his interview with Nathan Lane, Dave suggests to Paul that they should perform together in the musical "The Producers." Also, Ruben Stoddard performs "S… | 2004-01-08 | |
| 72 | Billy Bob Thornton It's time for another round of "Stump the Band," and as usual Paul does his Carnac schtick; ten interns present the Top Ten; Billy Bob Thornton describes his sh… | 2004-01-09 | |
| 73 | Patricia Heaton, Kate Bosworth Dave goes on a rant about Jay Leno's appearance on CBS' "People's Choice Awards" home site, while Dick Gephardt presents the Top Ten. | 2004-01-12 | |
| 74 | Jeff Daniels, Isaiah Thomas, The Shins | 2004-01-13 | |
| 75 | Bette Midler, Howie Day Mailbag: Alan gets clobbered by an angry Irishman, George Clarke takes a shower with former basketball star Manute Bol, and Steph/Monty gives heart surgery fun … | 2004-01-14 | |
| 76 | Dave Chapelle, Carmen Electra Throughout the night, foreigners tell jokes; Dave and Paul play a new game called "Mars or Nevada?" then come to agree that it's utterly stupid; Al Roker presen… | 2004-01-15 | |
| 77 | Christina Aquilera, Gary Muledeer During "Audience Show & Tell," a woman from Texas shows off photos of her Chinese hairless in various costumes; Dave reads a fan letter from someone whose life … | 2004-01-16 | |
| 78 | Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey, Al Green Stephanie demonstrates her ex-boyfriend's lackluster dancing abilities once more; John McEnroe does the Top Ten and promotes his new talk show at the same time;… | 2004-01-19 | |
| 79 | Ashton Kutcher, Paula Abdul Singer-songwriter John Mayer sits in; Dave shows footage of Howard Dean's head exploding; in the latest edition of "Pat Farmer's Gaffe Alert," our favorite film… | 2004-01-20 | |
| 80 | Kristin Davis, Joe Simpson Dave does a really bad Howard Dean impression; during Mailbag, Rupert puts a ruined slice of turkey in the soup of the day; Dave chats with a mountain climber w… | 2004-01-21 | |
| 81 | Matthew Broderick, Jim Garvin Dave shows several photos that answer the question "What's the Deal with Donald Trump's Hair?;" Howard Dean presents the Top Ten live via satellite from New Ham… | 2004-01-22 | |
| 82 | Al Franken, Jake Johannsen, Phantom Planet Al Franken comments on his trip to Iraq; Phantom Planet performs "Big Brat." | 2004-01-23 | |
| 83 | Regis Philbin, The Thrills Dave mentions the passing of influential late night great Jack Paar; Biff introduces his annual "Biff at the Super Bowl" segment; Bill DeLace does another Top T… | 2004-02-02 | |
| 84 | Harry Connick Jr., Sean Astin Dave announces that after 22 years on the wagon, he would like to start drinking again, but only during the show. Later, he wishes Oprah a belated happy 50th b… | 2004-02-03 | |
| 85 | Bill Belichick, Cindy Crawford Dave mentions that water is not running in the building for the time being; during Mailbag, Pat Farmer tortures a stagehand with a George Foreman Grill; Dave sh… | 2004-02-04 | |
| 86 | Hilary Swank, Todd Barry, Nellie McKay Dave recaps last night's accident on 53rd Street: snowboarder Tara Dakides slid off a landing platform and fell to the pavement. She was taken to New York's Be… | 2004-02-06 | |
| 87 | Dr. Phil, Tara Dakides, Clip of The Beatles Dave chats with snowboarder Tara Dakides, whose accident during a demonstration on 53rd Street cancelled the taping of last Thursday's episode. Also, in honor … | 2004-02-09 | |
| 88 | Drew Barrymore, Jack Hanna Rupert selects a 53rd Street Loser to play "What Did Merv Have For Lunch;" Drew Barrymore and Jack Hanna remain clothed during their segments. | 2004-02-10 | |
| 89 | Adam Sandler, Eve Dave tries out a new catchphrase: "Ba da boom, ba da bing." Also, Steph/Monty dresses up a 1980s-era Olympic hockey player, and Dave goes back to calling her "… | 2004-02-11 | |
| 90 | Bill Murray, Jermaine O'Neal Throughout the night, the CBS Orchestra plays songs by Air Supply; Dave mentions that the continent of Australia has demanded to see that clip of the monkey was… | 2004-02-12 | |
| 91 | Alec Baldwin, Sofia Coppola, Kylie Minogue This week's "Will It Float?" item is a box of chocolates; Alec Baldwin and Sofia Coppola visit; Kylie Minogue performs "Red Blooded Women." | 2004-02-13 | |
| 92 | Stupid Human Tricks, Ray Romano, Kayne West Dave makes fun of a new commercial, and the clip is repeated throughout the broadcast; during "Stupid Human Tricks," a man stuffs his mouth with a tennis ball; … | 2004-02-16 | |
| 93 | Kelly Ripa, Lindsay Lohan Leon Russell sits in; Dave is still fascinated by a quote from last night's film trailer ("If you need help, here I am") and repeats it several times throughout… | 2004-02-17 | |
| 94 | Ashley Judd, Ben Harper Mailbag: Steph/Monty/Smitty is dressed up as Dale Earnhardt, Jr., while "Senator John Kerry" (Gerard) brags about the perks of being married to the heir of a ke… | 2004-02-18 | |
| 95 | Gordon Geisbrecht, Sarah Jessica Parker, Nelly Furtado Noted hypothermia expert Dr. Gordon Geisbrecht jumps into a tank of icewater to demonstrate its effects; the US Senate announces that when referring to George W… | 2004-02-19 | |
| 96 | Amber Tamblyn, Brian Regan, Leona Naess During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a former White House intern; George Clarke fills in for Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl during "Will It Float?"; comedian Bri… | 2004-02-20 | |
| 97 | Jeff Goldblum, Norah Jones Demolition demo (shut down by Hizzoner Bloomberg's office) on 53rd St. turns into Pat Farmer dropping stuff off the roof; Survivor loser Rob Cesternino drops by… | 2004-02-23 | |
| 98 | Edie Falco, Steven Bailey, Edie Brickell It's "Steve and Edie" night on the Late Show: Edie Falco promotes the upcoming fifth season of "The Sopranos;" Dave meets Steven Bailey of "My Big Fat Obnoxious… | 2004-02-24 | |
| 99 | Diane Sawyer, Benjamin McKenzie Stephanie/Monty/Smitty is in dentist garb (and Dave-ordered model posture) for "CBS Mailbag;" Diane Sawyer gushes over Oprah Winfrey's 50th birthday party; Benj… | 2004-02-25 | |
| 100 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Tim Robbins, Evanescence Dave shows an (bogus) political ad in which Dennis Kucinich announces he's marrying Lorenzo Lamas; in an all-dog edition of "Stupid Pet Tricks," one canine says… | 2004-02-26 | |
| 101 | Bill Cosby, Toby Lightman On "Audience Show & Tell," Dave make his contribution to an audience member's collection of gum chewed by celebrities; "Will It Float?" sinks a tray of billiard… | 2004-02-27 | |
| 102 | Anne Heche, Cee-Lo The studio audience votes Dave off the show, so Gaines orders Paul to take over during "Survivor Loser." When Dave reappears during Paul's interview with Richa… | 2004-03-01 | |
| 103 | Turkey Callers, Julia Stiles, Jessica Simpson National Turkey Calling champs are trotted out; Ryan Seacrest presents the "Top Ten Catch Phrases Ryan Seacrest Rejected Before 'Seacrest Out!'" (via satellite)… | 2004-03-02 | |
| 104 | Ben Stiller, Robert Rudolph and The Family Band During Mailbag, Biff goes to bed with a guy named Cameron Diaz; George Clarke fills in for Anna Jack on hula hoop; Alan admits to a $1000-a-week addiction to Vi… | 2004-03-03 | |
| 105 | Viggo Mortensen, Sting, Bill Murray Dave announces that he's on steroids, then shows before-and-after photos to prove his point; Biff goes on a cruise; the outside cam finds Bill Murray lying in t… | 2004-03-04 | |
| 106 | Charles Grodin, Chloe Pang Twelve-year-old piano prodigy Chloe Pang plays Bach's "Goldberg Variations." Dave is almost brought to tears by the performance, declaring it one of the show's… | 2004-03-05 | |
| 107 | Jim Carrey, Steve Winwood Dave points out that for the nineteenth year in a row, the WMDB/CBS Orchestra will be the house band for the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies; Dav… | 2004-03-15 | |
| 108 | Kate Winslet, Bruce McCall, The Vines After two weeks of plugging their product, Dave shows a single Shick Quattro razor the company sent, and reads a very peculiar letter to Gaines from someone in … | 2004-03-16 | |
| 109 | Courtney Love | 2004-03-17 | |
| 110 | Tom Hanks, N.E.R.D. Cold opening: Tom Hanks gives Harry Letterman an Oscar, and Dave accepts it on his behalf. Later, the Ladykillers star gives the absentee infant a $50 savings … | 2004-03-22 | |
| 111 | Jamie Foxx, Al Franken All-American basketball player Andre Barrett throws various items off the roof, aiming towards a basketball hoop at ground level, the misses the basket on all s… | 2004-03-23 | |
| 112 | Ricky Gervais, Blondie Mailbag: George Clarke's attempt at surgically losing weight is thwarted when some guy steals his clothes. Also, Blondie performs "Good Boys." | 2004-03-24 | |
| 113 | Janet Jackson, John Mayer Throughout the night, Columbia University professor and 1999 Nobel laureate in economics Dr. Robert Mundell tells lame redneck jokes; Bill DeLace presents anoth… | 2004-03-29 | |
| 114 | Matthew Perry, Lou Reed After weeks of shilling their product, Dave finally receives a thousand Schick Quattro razors in the mail, then promises to give them out to the audience. Unfo… | 2004-03-30 | |
| 115 | Johnny Knoxville, Sahr Singh, The Walkmen | 2004-03-31 | |
| 116 | The Rock, Liz Phair A minor controversy that started earlier in the week is resolved by a very apologetic CNN anchorwoman (see recap). Also, Dave congratulates Craig Kilborn on fi… | 2004-04-01 | |
| 117 | Tyler Crotty, Michael Imperioli, Jim Gaffigan Audience Show & Tell: a husband and wife tandem demonstrates a neat trick involving a yo-yo and a shiny quarter. Also, Dave chats with Tyler Crotty, the tired … | 2004-04-02 | |
| 118 | Bruce Willis, Renee Askins The Top Ten list is now sponsored by rake-attack.com, while Bruce Willis shows off his new, stealthy, Trump-style hairpiece. | 2004-04-06 | |
| 119 | Jimmy Fallon, Anne Hathaway, Usher | 2004-04-07 | |
| 120 | Billy Crystal, Alex Rodriguez Alan brings a video of celebrity well-wishers for Dave's 57th birthday (just a tape of a fleeing Regis); it's "More With Les," as Dave phones up CBS-TV head hon… | 2004-04-12 | |
| 121 | Chris Rock, The Upside Down Act Biff makes his annual trip to Spring Training, where he for the second year in a row, he and Hideki Matsui perform Abbott & Costello's "Who's on First?" routine… | 2004-04-13 | |
| 122 | Amy Sedaris, Damien Rice Mailbag: After noticing that a letter-writer misspelled his name, Paul comes with a homonym for his moniker, resulting in a rival homonym from Biff. Also, Dave… | 2004-04-14 | |
| 123 | David Duchovny, Chris Russo In the "season finale" of "Trump or Monkey?," a dancer from the musical Hairspray wins an alleged trip to Acapulco; David Duchovny discusses his son's linguisti… | 2004-04-15 | |
| 124 | Phil Mickelson, Kathryn Morris, Patti Smith Phil Mickelson brags about his victory at the 2004 Masters; James Lipton delivers Paul's cape. | 2004-04-16 | |
| 125 | Megan Mullally, Eli Manning, Diana Krall al-Qaeda takes responsibility for Derek Jeter's batting slump; Dave resurrects his two favorite Cold Mountain sound clips; stuntman "Magic Brian" eats a lightbu… | 2004-04-26 | |
| 126 | Andy Richter, Davy Rothbart, Mary Chapin Carpenter Dave declares that the new mission statement for the Late Show will be "We are here for you. We'll make things better." Also, Rupert hosts the debut edition of … | 2004-04-27 | |
| 127 | Julianne Moore, Robert Klein, Todd Rundgren Dave announces that he's going to be "more dynamic," resulting in spasm-like movements by him and Paul; to accompany Steph/Monty/Smitty dressing as Amelia Earha… | 2004-04-28 | |
| 128 | Kelly Ripa, Jennie Finch The theater audience is given the option of either having Tom Hanks drop by or watch stock footage of a camel on skis. Dave claims the camel tape won. Also, D… | 2004-04-29 | |
| 129 | Hillary Clinton, The Roots An audience member turns her hand 360 degrees; Hillary Clinton discusses her husband's book and the war in Iraq; The Roots perform "Don't Say Nuthin'." | 2004-04-30 | |
| 130 | Stupid Pet Tricks, David Spade, Loretta Lynn & Jack White | 2004-05-03 | |
| 131 | Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Adam Brody Nobel Economics Prize winner Robert Mundell tells "Yo Mama" jokes; a woman off the street pretends to be in an earthquake with Rupert; Survivor All-Stars loser … | 2004-05-04 | |
| 132 | Kate Beckinsale, Sue Johanson | 2004-05-05 | |
| 133 | Diving Dogs, Tina Fey, Morgan Spurlock | 2004-05-06 | |
| 134 | Kelsey Grammar, Orchestra Baobob with Trey Anastasio and Dave Matthews Ten celebrity moms (including Dorothy and Gerard as "Betty Lou Roberts") present the Top Ten, and later the faux mother of Julia Roberts delivers Paul's cape. | 2004-05-07 | |
| 135 | Amber Brkich, Regis Philbin, Black-Eyed Peas Dave announces that motorcyclist "Johnny McCoy" will be performing a very dangerous and complicated stunt out on 53rd Street, but it ends up getting cancelled; … | 2004-05-10 | |
| 136 | David Hyde Pierce, David Byrne | 2004-05-11 | |
| 137 | John McCain, Tom Dreesen | 2004-05-12 | |
| 138 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Hugh Jackman | 2004-05-13 | |
| 139 | Amy Sedaris, Modest Mouse A special edition of the show taped in the middle of the night. Dave arrives on horseback; vermin expert Robert Sullivan searches for rats; Dave shows footage o… | 2004-05-14 | |
| 140 | Antonio Banderas, Alanis Morrisette | 2004-05-17 | |
| 141 | Charlie Sheen, Jack Hanna Chef Emil Castillo makes a $1000 frittata (read: omelet), and when completed, Dave smothers it with ketchup; Dave pays tribute to Tony Randall, who passed on th… | 2004-05-18 | |
| 142 | Kiefer Sutherland, Incubus Dave gives Steph/Monty/Smitty another weird nickname ("Gunther") while baseball star Randy "Big Unit" Johnson presents a perfect game-themed Top Ten. | 2004-05-19 | |
| 143 | Kate Hudons, Outkast | 2004-05-20 | |
| 144 | Ellen DeGeneres, The Strokes Dave claims he has a rare form of tuberculosis, and that a Dave stand-in is waiting backstage for when the time comes; Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl reports from her… | 2004-05-21 | |
| 145 | Nicole Kidman, Avril Lavigne Dave's stand-in is still waiting for his cue; Dave demands to hear the airplane and Cold Mountain SFX again; the stars of The Sopranos perform the Top Ten; Nico… | 2004-05-24 | |
| 146 | Dennis Quaid, Velvet Revolver Dave congratulates Sid McGinnis on becoming a grandfather; karate expert Leif Becker attempts to break 500 boards in a minute, but ends up tying his personal re… | 2004-05-25 | |
| 147 | Mandy Moore, Nate Erwin, Counting Crows Mailbag: Steph/Smitty/Gunther is dressed up as Rahal/Letterman racer Buddy Rice; the upcoming cable channel "Logo" declares the Late Show "the gayest show on te… | 2004-05-26 | |
| 148 | Darrell Hammond, blink-182 Dave announces that he's had another falling-out with CBS, which may or may not give him the justification to mock the network again; hundreds of sailors walk o… | 2004-05-27 | |
| 149 | Andy Dick, Bob Woodward A 1 1/2 pound Porterhouse steak is subjected to "Will It Float?" and despite Dave's scientific argument that a dead animal would more than likely float in water… | 2004-05-28 | |
| 150 | Bill Murray, P.J. Harvey Dave brags about his Indy 500 win last week; Alan's recap of the first game of the NBA Finals turns into a striptease; Bill Murray announces that he's now moonl… | 2004-06-07 | |
| 151 | Bette Midler, David Tidmarsh In honor of one of tonight's guests (a spelling bee champ), Dave mentions that the most commonly used word in the English language is "biscuit"; a new game call… | 2004-06-08 | |
| 152 | Buddy Rice, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock Dave and Paul have a heated discussion over who would win a fight- "badass" Kid Rock or "nerves of steel" Buddy Rice; during Mailbag, Biff goes to Wisconsin to … | 2004-06-09 | |
| 153 | Matthew Broderick, Jamie Cullum In honor of his death earlier that day, Paul and the band performs Ray Charles' "What'd I Say"; Dave sends Matthew Broderick outside to get hosed with water; ja… | 2004-06-10 | |
| 154 | P. Diddy, Jim Gaffigan Jim Gaffigan comments on married life and becoming a father for the first time. Also, Paul Anka delivers Paul's cape for this Friday night James Brown homage, t… | 2004-06-11 | |
| 155 | Paris Hilton, Patti Scalfa Dave shows us another photo of Harry; Paris Hilton discusses The Simple Life and her now-infamous sex tape; Patti Scialfa (Mrs. Bruce Springsteen) performs "23r… | 2004-06-14 | |
| 156 | Ben Stiller, Beastie Boys To further promote Popeye's Green Beans, Dave and Paul eat Popeye's chicken and give fun facts; Ben Stiller attempts to break windows across the street with a d… | 2004-06-15 | |
| 157 | Chauncey Billups, Dana Carvey, Wilco | 2004-06-16 | |
| 158 | Vince Vaughn, Margaret Cho | 2004-06-17 | |
| 159 | Michael Moore, Jennifer Hawkins, Los Lobos Michael Moore discusses his infamous speech at the 2003 Oscars and promotes Fahrenheit 9/11; Dave tries on Miss Universe's sash and tiara; Los Lobos performs "C… | 2004-06-18 | |
| 160 | Larry Brown, Sean Hayes, Phish Throughout the night, George Clarke eats fish sticks on the roof to honor a certain band performing on the marquee; for the third night in a row, Dave shows (we… | 2004-06-21 | |
| 161 | Kevin Kline, Nicole Richie Dave announces that he and Paul will be in this weekend's Gay Pride parade; past contestant Jennie Ford plays "Super Trump or Monkey;" Ken Griffey, Jr. presents… | 2004-06-22 | |
| 162 | David Alan Grier, Britton Keeshan, the Von Bondies | 2004-06-23 | |
| 163 | Kid Inventors, Shawn Wayans, Secret Machines During a "New Products" segment, Dave sinks his teeth into some charcoal briquets, which he swallows with mouthwash. Also, The Secret Machines (in their TV deb… | 2004-06-24 | |
| 164 | Bonnie Hunt, Dylan Moran "Know Your Current Events" is played for the first time in over six months; Dave spills coffee on his lap, and Paul suggests hydrogen peroxide to clean it off; … | 2004-06-25 | |
| 165 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Kirsten Dunst, Chris Robinson Dave admits that after spending all weekend watching documentaries about building motorcycles, he wants a hog for himself. At the end of the show, Dave forms a… | 2004-06-28 | |
| 166 | Keira Knightly, Joseph Wilson A husband and wife combo plays the "Late Show Bill Clinton Memoir Challenge," in which they must find the name "Monica" in his new book within thirty seconds. … | 2004-06-29 | |
| 167 | Ethan Hawke, Jon Heder Dave turns on the hose-cam again, shooting water at unsuspecting passersby; during Mailbag, Dave shows footage from the new Spiderman movie (actually the classi… | 2004-06-30 | |
| 168 | Will Ferrell, Dashboard Confessional Two lumberjacks compete against each other out on 53rd Street, while Will Ferrell shows Dave a home movie of his four-month-old "baby" (a sports car). | 2004-07-01 | |
| 169 | Christina Applegate, David Sedaris The musical talents of Paul, Felecia, and Bruce are laid to waste once more on "Stump the Band"; "Fat Spider-Man" (George Clarke) presents a remote Top Ten; Dav… | 2004-07-02 | |
| 170 | Kristin Davis, Ali G In the debut edition of "Where They Would Have Gone For Their Summer Vacation," Biff tells Dave that Charles Bronson would've gone to Mohegan Sun Casino in Conn… | 2004-07-12 | |
| 171 | Will Smith, Jet Dave continues to discuss motorcycles; Alan's baseball commentary is interrupted by the return of that guy who used to beat the daylights out of him several yea… | 2004-07-13 | |
| 172 | Hilary Duff, Jonathan Ames Dave compares President Bush to Porky Pig; during Mailbag, a young, fairweather Letterman fan is thrown out of the theater; Hilary Duff promotes A Cinderella St… | 2004-07-14 | |
| 173 | Cedric the Entertainer, Laird Hamilton | 2004-07-15 | |
| 174 | Julianna Marguiles, Bob Sarlatte, Ashlee Simpson Audience Show & Tell: Dave chats with a meteorologist from Connecticut who was once mentioned on "Know Your Current Events." Also, Dorothy celebrates her 83rd … | 2004-07-16 | |
| 175 | Denzel Washington, Jim Rome Dave gloats over Rahal/Letterman Racing's visit to the White House earlier in the day; three stagehands attempt to smear a camera lens with sunscreen from 90 fe… | 2004-07-19 | |
| 176 | Halley Berry, Maria Mena In honor of the 35th anniversary of the moonwalk, it's time for a new game at Hello Deli called "Would You Like to Plant a Flag on the Moon?" Rupert brings in … | 2004-07-20 | |
| 177 | Sharon Stone, Yeah Yeah Yeahs | 2004-07-21 | |
| 178 | Matt Damon, Carmelo Anthony, The Hives We watch news footage of Pete Rose's restaurant being looted of everything except a Late Show t-shirt; while addressing the Sandy Berger controversy, Dave unwit… | 2004-07-22 | |
| 179 | Brittany Murphy, Paula Poundstone An audience member from Cincinnati suspends a grape in air by blowing on it; Dave comments on Krispy Kreme's new doughnut shake, followed by a fake ad for Burge… | 2004-07-23 | |
| 180 | Holly Hunter, US Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team | 2004-07-26 | |
| 181 | John McEnroe, Zach Braff With the Olympics approaching, Dave reminds the audience that he's on steroids; a standby audience member calls up Regis and tells him to shove it; Biff makes h… | 2004-07-27 | |
| 182 | Bob Newhart, 213 with Snoop Dogg A remarkably ornery Dave attempts to apologize to Regis via telephone but hangs up on him, then answers every question on CBS Mailbag with a resilient "who care… | 2004-07-28 | |
| 183 | Natalie Portman, Ambulance LTD Biff tries unsuccessfully to interview Michael Moore; Natalie Portman talks about sleeping with her dog Charlie; Ambulance Ltd. performs "Primative." | 2004-07-29 | |
| 184 | Rosie Perez, Greg Giraldo Anton (still filling in for Paul) plays "Will It Float?" for the first time; Rosie Perez tells a funny story about an actor who spits when he speaks; Alan Kalte… | 2004-07-30 | |
| 185 | Pamela Anderson, Al Franken The guest chairs are replaced and Dave's desk has been altered; during "Who Asked For It?" an audience member vaporizes himself; Pamela Anderson brags about hav… | 2004-08-02 | |
| 186 | Bill Clinton, Natalie Merchant Former President Clinton discusses a wide variety of topics with Dave, then signs a copy of his book for Harry. Also, Natalie Merchant performs "Sally Ann." | 2004-08-03 | |
| 187 | Tom Cruise, Dax Shepard Michael Bearden and Anton continue to fill in for Paul, prompting Dave to ask Anton how Paul would respond to some of his comments tonight; during Mailbag, Pat … | 2004-08-04 | |
| 188 | Gerard Mulligan, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jessica Simpson Dave bids farewell to longtime writer Gerard Mulligan with a sitdown interview and a clip montage heavy on NBC-era footage. | 2004-08-05 | |
| 189 | Tommy Franks, Greg Giraldo | 2004-08-06 |
Season 12 · 2004 · 193 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jon Cryer, Chris Kentis, Renee Olstead Dave points out that CBS is airng stock footage of a guy wresting an ostrich to compete with NBC's Olympic coverage; director Chris Kentis promotes Open Water; … | 2004-08-23 | |
| 2 | Dennis Leary, Sam Easterson Dave has difficulty explaining to Paul what exactly animal photographer Sam Easterson does; Dave shows another out-of-focus clip from the Olympics; Denis Leary … | 2004-08-24 | |
| 3 | Paul Hamm, Josh Hartnett, Nick Cave ""CBS Mailbag"" features Dave getting friendly with U.S. Olympic volleyball stars Kerri Walsh & Misty May (bogus), Alan Kalter's ""You're Busted"" at Ranch 1, a… | 2004-08-25 | |
| 4 | Natalie Coughlin, Carla Gugino, Gavin DeGraw | 2004-08-26 | |
| 5 | Maureen Dowd, Tom Ryan A man from Pennsylvania turns himself into a human jack o'lantern on ""Audience Show & Tell;"" ten U.S. Olympians present the Top Ten; political writer Maureen … | 2004-08-27 | |
| 6 | Carly Patterson, Jeff Foxworthy, LL Cool J Osama bin Laden announces that he wants to replace Craig Kilborn as host of the Late Late Show; Dave celebrates 11 years at CBS with a timeline; Biff reports fr… | 2004-08-30 | |
| 7 | Farrah Fawcett, The Clarks | 2004-08-31 | |
| 8 | John McCain, Tom Russell | 2004-09-01 | |
| 9 | Tim Russert, Snow Patrol | 2004-09-02 | |
| 10 | Jane Pauley, Greg Giraldo Jane Pauley promotes her new book, talk show, and bipolar disorder. | 2004-09-03 | |
| 11 | National Hollerin' Champions, Neve Campbell, Keane Dave brags about working on Labor Day; like it does every year, a runaway taxi ruins the staff Labor Day barbecue (and runs over Alan); three National Hollerin'… | 2004-09-06 | |
| 12 | Regis Philbin, Hoobastank At Hello Deli: Rupert selects a contestant to play the ""Late Show Heart Bypass Scramble;"" Regis promotes his new standards CD; Alan recaps his summer, with th… | 2004-09-07 | |
| 13 | Martin Short, Alan Jackson ""CBS Mailbag"" introduces Rupert's new ""girlfriend,"" answers the question, ""Does Dave ever sing?"" and features Alan's message to Hillary Clinton; Martin Sh… | 2004-09-08 | |
| 14 | Ray Romano, Avril Lavigne Biff spends the day at New York-Presbyterian Hospital with Dr. Lou Arrone; an educational segment with Alan and an animated rodent goes awry; Ray Romano talks a… | 2004-09-09 | |
| 15 | Drew Barrymore, Aron Ralston Dave and Drew Barrymore discuss their long-dormant drinking problems; amputee Aron Ralston returns to the show to promote his new book. | 2004-09-10 | |
| 16 | John Kerry, Green Day Dave comments on the CBS News scandal; John Kerry performs the Top Ten and gets grilled by Dave; Green Day performs ""American Idiot."" | 2004-09-20 | |
| 17 | Dr. Phil, Gary Sinise Stand-ins for Dave and Dr. Phil stand in the gallows; in honor of a recent stunt on Oprah, everyone in the audience gets an automobile air freshener; Alan unint… | 2004-09-21 | |
| 18 | Kelly Ripa, Annie Duke, Elvis Costello Nobel prize winner Professor Robert A. Mundell reads aloud from Paris Hilton's book; Kelly Ripa; poker champion Annie Duke; Elvis Costello & the Imposters perfo… | 2004-09-22 | |
| 19 | Stupid Human Tricks, Rob Lowe, Mos Def | 2004-09-23 | |
| 20 | Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen | 2004-09-24 | |
| 21 | Queen Latifah, Jack Hanna As it does every season, Alan's hair changes colors; Dave comments on Conan O'Brien's promotion to hosting The Tonight Show in 2009, then openly asks if he can… | 2004-09-27 | |
| 22 | John Goodman, Tom Waits Dave mentions Paul's line of handbags again, while John Goodman promotes ""Father of the Pride"" and ""Center of the Universe."" | 2004-09-28 | |
| 23 | Joaquin Phoenix, Austin Stevens, Switchfoot Live via satellite, Rupert plays bingo; Dave shows a photo of Harry shaking hands with one of the Stangel brothers; Tony ruins the ending of another movie En Es… | 2004-09-29 | |
| 24 | John Travolta, Tim Frisby, Pearl Jam | 2004-09-30 | |
| 25 | Richard Gere, Jason Randal CBS Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for Martha Stewart's farewell show, then has a heart-to-heart with ""Pete Rose"" (Gerard); magician Jason Randal dazzles Dave with… | 2004-10-01 | |
| 26 | Howard Dean, Franz Ferdinand Dave has another rant about Jay Leno's five-year notice to NBC; an autumn in New York quiz; a still graphic acknowledges the passing of staffer Dorothy Chambers… | 2004-10-04 | |
| 27 | Annette Bening, Bill O'Reilly ""Mount Late Show"" erupts repeatedly in the backdrop; a schoolmarm plays ""Would You Like to Touch the Meat?""; Mario Andretti presents the Top Ten. | 2004-10-05 | |
| 28 | Jamie Foxx, Davy Rothbart | 2004-10-06 | |
| 29 | Donald Trump, Brian Binnie, Minnie Driver ""Know Your Current Events;"" Donald Trump plays (and wins) ""Trump Or Monkey;"" SpaceShipOne pilot Brian Binnie; Minnie Driver sings ""Everything I've Got In M… | 2004-10-07 | |
| 30 | Brooke Shields, Barry Sonnenfeld During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Dave promotes the new Late Show newsletter, which includes an Alan Kalter centerfold; Brooke Shields visits; director-raconteur Barry So… | 2004-10-08 | |
| 31 | Melina Kanakaredes, Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr., Ben Harper and the Blind Boys of Alabama | 2004-10-11 | |
| 32 | Laura Linney, Richard Lewis, The Wallflowers and Jordan Zevon Live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in a prison catfight; an NYU student plays ""Guess the Bulge"" at Hello Deli; Jordan Zevon (son of Warren) and Th… | 2004-10-12 | |
| 33 | Jennifer Lopez, Sue Johanson Dave has a new favorite phrase (""We must protect this house!"") while J.Lo promotes the remake of the Japanese romantic comedy Shall We Dance? | 2004-10-13 | |
| 34 | Billy Crystal, Ralph Nader | 2004-10-14 | |
| 35 | Tony Danza, Emma Roberts, Brian Regan ""CBS Mailbag"" with CBS holding auditions for Dave's replacement, George Clarke learning to play drums and Gerard Mulligan returning as ""George W. Bush;"" Ton… | 2004-10-15 | |
| 36 | Jimmy Carter, Brandi Chastain, John Mellencamp | 2004-10-18 | |
| 37 | Jude Law, Ricky Gervais | 2004-10-19 | |
| 38 | Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tony Kanaan, Sparta Sarah Michelle Gellar plugs The Grudge; 2004 Indy Racing League Champion Tony Kanaan visits; Sparta performs. | 2004-10-20 | |
| 39 | Dustin Hoffman, Joss Stone ""Stump The Band;"" live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in yet another catfight; Curt Schilling presents the Top Ten; Dustin Hoffman makes spit bubbl… | 2004-10-21 | |
| 40 | Amy Sedaris, Tommy Lee Dave's annual (and quite early) look at ""Halloween Costumes;"" George Clarke with a premature reminder about the end of Daylight Savings Time (Dave makes him d… | 2004-10-22 | |
| 41 | Johnny Damon, Anne Heche, The Donnas Dave plugs his and Paul's (bogus) ""Decision 2004 Election Showdown Countdown Vote 2004 Democracy Corner"" for tomorrow night's election coverage; Rupert report… | 2004-11-01 | |
| 42 | Tom Brokaw, Mischa Barton Dave, Alan, Paul and George Clarke all comment on Bush's reelection; Tom Brokaw wishes Harry a happy first birthday; Dave flirts with Mischa Barton of ""The O.C… | 2004-11-03 | |
| 43 | Rosie Perez, Steven Wright ""Know Your Current Events;"" an 882 pound pumpkin is exploded on 53rd St.; Rosie Perez is tricked (once) by Dave into mentioning her Isuzu Trooper; Steven Wrig… | 2004-11-04 | |
| 44 | Al Franken, Kristin Bell ""CBS Mailbag;"" Al Franken explains the Electoral College to Dave; Kristen Bell visits; Project Bandaloop's performance is postponed because of heavy rain in M… | 2004-11-05 | |
| 45 | Tom Hanks, Nelly The annual run-through by NYC Marathon winners; Ball State University sophomore Ryan Carney adds to his Late Show tattoo collection; Tom Hanks on Scottish Mexic… | 2004-11-08 | |
| 46 | Salma Hayek, Sebastian Bourdais, Jimmy Eat World | 2004-11-09 | |
| 47 | Pierce Brosnan, Nigella Lawson, Renee Fleming | 2004-11-10 | |
| 48 | Matthew Broderick, Rosario Dawson, Los Lonely Boys | 2004-11-11 | |
| 49 | Paul Reubens, Evangeline Lilly, Project Bandaloop During Mailbag, Rupert admits to learning how flirt with women from Bill O'Reilly; Canadian-born TV actress Evangeline Lilly hugs Paul; after a one-week holdove… | 2004-11-12 | |
| 50 | Jerry Seinfeld, Jamie Oliver | 2004-11-15 | |
| 51 | Nicolas Cage, Jason Alexander, Morrissey Dave experiments with new camera angles by sitting on the edge of his desk; live in the green room, we meet a man who has collected pennies for over thirty year… | 2004-11-16 | |
| 52 | Renee Zellweger, Chris Raxworthy | 2004-11-17 | |
| 53 | Howard Stern, Alanis Morissette Dave shows a faux ad for a 1,420-calorie cheeseburger at Hardee's (""Warning: Do Not Eat""); Howard Stern likens himself to Oprah; Alanis Morissette performs ""… | 2004-11-18 | |
| 54 | Tom Brady, Damien Fahey | 2004-11-19 | |
| 55 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Colin Farrell, The Walkmen | 2004-11-22 | |
| 56 | Kevin Spacey, Ben Roethlisberger, Streb A telenovela catfight turns into a Pistons-Pacers basketball game; Rupert and a woman from Alabama drop fake turkeys off the top of the theater; Pittsburgh Stee… | 2004-11-23 | |
| 57 | Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson In honor of Thanksgiving, Dave detonates a cannon filled with stuffing; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her one-woman Broadway show; Marilyn Manson performs the Depech… | 2004-11-24 | |
| 58 | Natalie Portman, John Mayer Via satellite from Indianapolis: The annual Thanksgiving pie-guess with Dave's mom (and dinner guest Marv Albert); Natalie Portman talks about an earlier Thanks… | 2004-11-25 | |
| 59 | Barack Obama, Jessica Biel During Mailbag, CBS suit Vinnie Favale announces a stricter policy on vulgarity on the network that may work to Dave's disadvantage; Senator-elect Barack Obama … | 2004-11-26 | |
| 60 | Matt Damon, Lance Armstrong Tonight's ""Spanish Soap Opera Highlight of the Night"" seems to include a round of ""Got Your Nose,"" while Twiggy the Waterskiing Squirrel does a demonstratio… | 2004-11-29 | |
| 61 | Alec Baldwin, Ken Jennings | 2004-11-30 | |
| 62 | Stupid Human Tricks, Noah Wylie, Sum 41 | 2004-12-01 | |
| 63 | Sharon Reed, Tyra Banks, Lyle Lovett ""Stump the Band"" continues to mystify Paul and company; Dave chats with Sharon Reed, the Ohio-based TV reporter who stripped naked for a Spencer Tunick projec… | 2004-12-02 | |
| 64 | Bonnie Hunt, Alex Zanardi | 2004-12-03 | |
| 65 | Jim Carrey, Ashanti As they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul place their edible ""angel"" on top of the Late Show Christmas tree; Jim Carrey discusses ab-crunches… | 2004-12-13 | |
| 66 | Cate Blanchett, Craig Ferguson, The Pixies | 2004-12-14 | |
| 67 | Adam Sandler, Sharon Ice Adam Sandler promotes Spanglish and performs his rendition of Warren Zevon's ""Werewolves of London;"" Shannon Eis with a look at new toys for the holidays. | 2004-12-15 | |
| 68 | Kate Beckinsale, Ciara and Missy Elliot ""America's Next Top Model"" winner Eva presents the Top Ten; Kate Beckinsale pushes The Aviator; Ciara performs with Missy Elliott. | 2004-12-16 | |
| 69 | Jeff Goldblum, Terrell Owens | 2004-12-17 | |
| 70 | Bill Murray, Kaki King | 2004-12-20 | |
| 71 | Dennis Quaid, Rusty Wallace, Kaki King | 2004-12-21 | |
| 72 | Kristin Johnson, Tom Dreesen Dave's monologue is interupted by a surprise appearance from Billy Crystal (promoting the one-man Broadway show ""700 Sundays""); Dave introduces ""The Nog-Cam;… | 2004-12-22 | |
| 73 | Regis Philbin, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love | 2004-12-23 | |
| 74 | Hilary Swank, Andy Dick, Green Day Dave wishes everyone a happy new year, then accentuates his goals for 2005 (he plans to use the word ""snarky"" more often); ""Biff Henderson: Pollster"" roams … | 2005-01-03 | |
| 75 | Ethan Hawke, Maria Menounos, Alicia Keys | 2005-01-04 | |
| 76 | Kiefer Sutherland, Marv Albert, The Black Keys | 2005-01-05 | |
| 77 | Michael Keaton, Jamie Lynn Spears | 2005-01-06 | |
| 78 | Kevin Bacon, Caroline Rhea, Wilco A shocking message from Dubya; Dave contines his use of all the following: carbs, steroids and the word ""snarky;"" ""Celebrity Resolutions"" goes straight into… | 2005-01-07 | |
| 79 | Samuel L. Jackson, Amy Poehler, B.B. King | 2005-01-10 | |
| 80 | Randy Johnson, Aisha Tyler, Razorlight | 2005-01-11 | |
| 81 | Rudolph Giuliani, Daniel Banks Rudy Giuliani talks baseball; 11-year-old percussion prodigy Daniel Banks hits the skins; Dave's stand-in finally gets his moment in the spotlight. | 2005-01-12 | |
| 82 | Marge Helgenberger, Ryan Seacrest, My Chemical Romance | 2005-01-13 | |
| 83 | Amy Sedaris, Andy Kindler Amy Sedaris laments the death of her imaginary boyfriend; Andy Kindler performs stand-up. | 2005-01-14 | |
| 84 | Jack Hanna, Teri Polo Dave calls up Patriots fan -- and ""D Fence"" guy -- Gary Wren, who drops an ""F bomb;"" Rupert learns karate at Tiger Schulmann's; the always on edge Jack Hann… | 2005-01-17 | |
| 85 | Ice Cube, Chris Russo, Interpol | 2005-01-18 | |
| 86 | Harvey Fierstein, Regina King, Steven Van Zandt, ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead | 2005-01-19 | |
| 87 | Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Richie ""Stump The Band;"" Dave shows off his ""baby Borg"" trophy; Robert Downey, Jr. instructs Dave on the finer points of bil jee and performs a song from his new C… | 2005-01-20 | |
| 88 | Jerry Lewis, Sophia Bush ""Late Show Week in Review"": On a special episode of the controversial Fox show ""Who's Your Daddy?"" the contestant's biological father pummels an amorous Ala… | 2005-01-21 | |
| 89 | Peter Lassally, Doc Severinson Dave's first new show following the death of Johnny Carson is an hour-long tribute, featuring clips of Johnny's appearances on both ""Late Show"" and ""Late Nig… | 2005-01-31 | |
| 90 | Debra Messing, Peyton Manning | 2005-02-01 | |
| 91 | Patricia Heaton, John Witherspoon, Gibson/Baldwin Grammy Jazz Ensembles | 2005-02-02 | |
| 92 | Elton John, Eva Mendes | 2005-02-03 | |
| 93 | Al Franken, Matthew Fox, Nanci Griffith | 2005-02-04 | |
| 94 | Will Smith, Tom Brady | 2005-02-07 | |
| 95 | Kevin James, Aishwarya Rai, Three Doors Down Dave shows ""actual"" footage of the Hubble Telescope; Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai promotes Bride and Prejudice; 3 Doors Down performs ""Let Me Go."" | 2005-02-08 | |
| 96 | David Hyde Pierce, Howie Day | 2005-02-09 | |
| 97 | Billy Crystal, Patrick Lawler | 2005-02-10 | |
| 98 | Paris Hilton, Bill Burr During ""Week in Review,"" Alan previews the Grammys by singing Tone Luc's ""Wild Thing;"" ten divorce attorneys present the Top Ten; Dave eats a sample of Pari… | 2005-02-11 | |
| 99 | Dr. Phil, Unwritten Law | 2005-02-14 | |
| 100 | Kid Scientists, Keanu Reeves, Michael Buble | 2005-02-15 | |
| 101 | Kelly Ripa, Taye Diggs | 2005-02-16 | |
| 102 | Charlie Sheen, Tori Amos | 2005-02-17 | |
| 103 | Roseanne Barr, Rachel Weisz | 2005-02-18 | |
| 104 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Bonnie Hunt Competitive eater ""Crazy Legs"" Conti attempts to break the world's oyster-eating record in the lobby of The Ed; ""Stupid Pet Tricks"" features three dogs (non… | 2005-02-21 | |
| 105 | Barbara Walters, Rachel Bilson, Kings of Leon Dave demands to be grilled on the annual Barbara Walters Oscar special, but only if he does the interview with Oprah by his side; ""Harold Larkin's Sidewalk Ido… | 2005-02-22 | |
| 106 | Michael J. Fox, Amanda Bynes Giant rats attack Christo's Gates; Dave comes up with a number of synonyms for inhaling marijuana; Alan editorializes on President Bush, only to float toward pr… | 2005-02-23 | |
| 107 | John Travolta, Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon | 2005-02-24 | |
| 108 | Ricky Gervais, Rachel Ray ""Late Show Week in Review"": Dubya (mis)pronounces ""nuclear"" five different ways, while a Flashdancers employee dances around one of Christo's Gates. Also, … | 2005-02-25 | |
| 109 | The Rock, Solomon Burke Snowmobiling great Jay Quinlan performs stunts on 53rd Street; actor-cum-wrester Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnston promotes Be Cool; Solomon Burke blows the roof off… | 2005-02-28 | |
| 110 | Kirstie Alley, Kathleen Edwards ""Would You Like To Take A Ride On A Dog Sled?"" on 53rd Street; Kirstie Alley wants to become promiscuous and discusses her new show ""Fat Actress""; Alan has … | 2005-03-01 | |
| 111 | Vin Diesel, Amos Lee 2004 Indianapolis 500 champion Buddy Rice with ""Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing;"" Vin Diesel talks about his dog, and his new film The Pacifier; Amos Lee sings… | 2005-03-02 | |
| 112 | Dan Rather, Poppy Montgomery | 2005-03-03 | |
| 113 | Bruce Willis, Greg Giraldo Outgoing CBS anchorman Dan Rather looks back at his fifty years in broadcasting and the scandal that prematurely ended his career. | 2005-03-04 | |
| 114 | Ashton Kutcher, Al Green | 2005-03-14 | |
| 115 | Jimmy Fallon, Emily VanCamp, The Four Tops | 2005-03-15 | |
| 116 | Amanda Peet, Dean Kamazes Dave is able to work the phrase ""needlessly circuitous"" into the interview with Amanda Peet, plus he admires her profile; Alan gives suggestive advice to Cond… | 2005-03-16 | |
| 117 | Sandra Bullock, Gwen Stefani Dave thanks the FBI and the Montana police for their efforts following a botched kidnapping involving his son last week; Pat Farmer celebrates ""March Madness""… | 2005-03-21 | |
| 118 | Jessica Alba, Brian Greene, Queens of the Stone Age Jessica Alba plugs Sin City and performs a lasso demonstration with Dave; staffer Susan Hum is reluctant to explain string theory; Queens of the Stone Age perfo… | 2005-03-22 | |
| 119 | P. Diddy, Erika Christensen ""On Sale Now"" (a variation on ""New Products"") includes room-temperature sushi and flammable curtains; Pat and Kenny read a transcript of an interview betwee… | 2005-03-23 | |
| 120 | Queen Latifah, Seth McFarlane | 2005-03-28 | |
| 121 | Britany Murphy, Bob Sarlatte, The John Butler Trio | 2005-03-29 | |
| 122 | Penelope Cruz, Sarah Vowell, Kaiser Chiefs | 2005-03-30 | |
| 123 | Denzel Washington, Faith Evans An audience member walks on her hands, wrap her legs around Dave, and pulls herself up; Dave shows a clip from the NBC soap ""Passions""; Denzel Washington disc… | 2005-03-31 | |
| 124 | Lisa Marie Presley, Ahmed Ibrahim, Jake Johannsen Roof problems at the theater results in rainwater onstage; Dave worries over Dengue fever; ""Will It Float?"" hits a snag when a bucket of gumdrops topples over… | 2005-04-01 | |
| 125 | Drew Barrymore, Charles Barkley | 2005-04-05 | |
| 126 | Show #2345 Dave explains how he cut his finger with a cheese grater, then confesses to having a great admiration for lesbians; in her first appearance on the show in 19 ye… | 2005-04-06 | |
| 127 | Show #2346 Dave and Paul are quizzed about tax exemptions; a bearded Robin Williams discusses everything from Dave's jury duty to welding; Martha Wainwright (sister of Ruf… | 2005-04-11 | |
| 128 | Mickey Rourke, Jason Randal | 2005-04-12 | |
| 129 | David Duchovny, Ray Lamontagne One day after his 58th birthday, waffles are hucked at the audience. Quote Dave: ""Why do I need joke writers when I have waffles?"" Also, the Late Show recre… | 2005-04-13 | |
| 130 | Anthony LaPaglia, Ana Gasteyer, Mariah Carey | 2005-04-14 | |
| 131 | Kristin Chenowith, Johnny Lechner, Ludacris A lucky motorist wins $100 worth of free gasoline, which is spent up in less than five seconds; Alan has another hissy fit, this time in a Michael Jackson costu… | 2005-04-15 | |
| 132 | Farrah Fawcett, Martin Freeman | 2005-04-25 | |
| 133 | Hank Azaria, Jeff MacGregor Tonight's clip from the NBC serial ""Passions"" features a monkey comforting a middle-aged woman; Dave meets the employees of Angelo's Pizza; Spamalot star Hank… | 2005-04-26 | |
| 134 | Amy Sedaris, Daniel Tammet, LCD Soundsystem | 2005-04-27 | |
| 135 | Paris Hilton, Jo Frost | 2005-04-28 | |
| 136 | Teri Hatcher, Harry Hill Cold opening: Dave runs into a nude (yet blurred) Teri Hatcher who's locked out of her dressing room; ""Late Show Week In Review"" with Vinnie Favale as Elvis, … | 2005-04-29 | |
| 137 | Martin Short, Elisha Cuthbert Throughout the night, wax figures of celebrities that refuse to appear on the show are rolled onstage. One stagehand accidentally cops a feel on the Oprah stat… | 2005-05-02 | |
| 138 | Jennifer Lopez, Snoop Dogg | 2005-05-03 | |
| 139 | Orlando Bloom, Jack Hanna | 2005-05-04 | |
| 140 | Luke Wilson, Kasabian Live via satellite, Dorothy Letterman performs the Top Ten; in honor of Cinco De Mayo, a city bus crashes into a giant pinata; Kasabian performs ""Club Foot."" | 2005-05-05 | |
| 141 | Stupid Human Tricks, Christina Applegate, Brian Regan Like he does every Kentucky Derby weekend, Dave calls up Dave Johnson to hear him say ""...and down the stretch they come!""; Christina Applegate promotes the m… | 2005-05-06 | |
| 142 | Will Ferrell, Robert Plant | 2005-05-09 | |
| 143 | Helen Hunt, Tom Dreesen | 2005-05-10 | |
| 144 | Priscilla Presley, Quentin Tarantino | 2005-05-11 | |
| 145 | Billy Crystal, Garbage | 2005-05-12 | |
| 146 | Samuel L. Jackson, Sting | 2005-05-13 | |
| 147 | Ray Ramono, Dave Matthews Band | 2005-05-16 | |
| 148 | Ben Stiller, Sherry Fairchild Ben Stiller and Shelly Fairchild stop by. Also, Top Ten with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. | 2005-05-17 | |
| 149 | Chris Rock, Nicollette Sheridan | 2005-05-18 | |
| 150 | Ellen Degeneres, Hot Hot Heat | 2005-05-19 | |
| 151 | David Arquette, Gordon Ramsey | 2005-05-20 | |
| 152 | Paul Newman, Danica Patrick, Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman | 2005-05-23 | |
| 153 | Adam Sandler, Reggie Miller, The Wallflowers | 2005-05-24 | |
| 154 | Kelly Ripa, Alexis Bledel, Ryan Adams & The Cardinals | 2005-05-25 | |
| 155 | Cedric the Entertainer, Dan Wheldon, The Black Eyed Peas Cedric The Entertainer; Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon; musical guests The Black Eyed Peas. | 2005-06-06 | |
| 157 | Russel Crowe, Paul Anka Russell Crowe; Paul Anka. | 2005-06-08 | |
| 158 | Katie Holmes, The Shout Out Louds Katie Holmes; musical group Shout Out Louds. | 2005-06-09 | |
| 159 | Al Franken, Ellen Pompeo Al Franken; Ellen Pompeo. | 2005-06-10 | |
| 160 | Nicole Kidman, Foo Fighters Nicole Kidman; Foo Fighters. | 2005-06-13 | |
| 161 | Show #2380 Dan Aykroyd; Bill Scheft; musician Mike Doughty. | 2005-06-14 | |
| 162 | Show #2381 Denis Leary; Alanis Morissette. | 2005-06-15 | |
| 163 | Show #2382 BIll Clinton; Ringo Starr. | 2005-06-16 | |
| 164 | Show #2383 Mark Wahlberg; racing driver Juan Pablo Montoya. | 2005-06-17 | |
| 165 | Show #2384 Christopher Walken; U.S. Open golf champion Michael Campbell; musical guest Billy Corgan. | 2005-06-20 | |
| 166 | Show #2385 Lindsay Lohan; sports commentator Chris ""Mad Dog"" Russo. | 2005-06-21 | |
| 167 | Show #2386 Michael Keaton (""Herbie Fully Loaded""); author David Sedaris. | 2005-06-22 | |
| 168 | Show #2387 Tom Cruise (""War of the Worlds""); musical guest Ben Folds. | 2005-06-23 | |
| 169 | Show #2388 Tim Robbins promotes ""War of the Worlds;"" the Purina Junior Agility Dog Challgenge is briefly subjected to controversy; comedian Nick Griffin does stand-up. | 2005-06-24 | |
| 170 | Show #2389 Actor Jeff Goldblum; musical guests Sleater-Kinney. | 2005-06-27 | |
| 171 | Julian McMahon/Raul Midon/Piedmont Bird Callers Piedmont Bird Callers; Julian McMahon (""Fantastic Four""); musician Raul Midon. | 2005-06-28 | |
| 172 | Tom Brokaw/Dakota Fanning Tom Brokaw; actress Dakota Fanning. | 2005-06-29 | |
| 173 | Jennifer Connelly/Eels Actress Jennifer Connelly; musical group Eels. | 2005-06-30 | |
| 174 | Episode #12.174 Michael Chiklis; comedian Gary Mule Deer; new summer toys with Shannon Eis. | 2005-07-01 | |
| 175 | Show #2394 | 2005-07-18 | |
| 176 | Show #2395 | 2005-07-19 | |
| 177 | Show #2396 | 2005-07-20 | |
| 178 | Show #2397 | 2005-07-21 | |
| 179 | Show #2398 | 2005-07-22 | |
| 180 | John Cusack/The All-American Rejects | 2005-07-25 | |
| 181 | Show #2400 | 2005-07-26 | |
| 182 | Kelly Preston/Jeff Altman/Aimee Mann Kelly Preston, Jeff Altman and Aimee Mann | 2005-07-27 | |
| 183 | Bill Murray/Bettye LaVette | 2005-07-28 | |
| 184 | Show #2403 | 2005-07-29 | |
| 185 | Lance Armstrong/Michael Ian Black | 2005-08-01 | |
| 186 | Show #2405 | 2005-08-02 | |
| 187 | Show #2406 | 2005-08-03 | |
| 188 | Show #2407 | 2005-08-04 | |
| 189 | Show #2408 | 2005-08-05 | |
| 190 | Show #2409 | 2005-08-08 | |
| 191 | Show #2410 | 2005-08-09 | |
| 192 | Show #2411 | 2005-08-10 | |
| 193 | Show #2412 | 2005-08-11 | |
| 194 | Show #2413 | 2005-08-12 |
Season 13 · 2005 · 197 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Show #2414 | 2005-08-29 | |
| 2 | Show #2415 | 2005-08-30 | |
| 3 | Show #2416 | 2005-08-31 | |
| 4 | Show #2417 | 2005-09-01 | |
| 5 | Show #2418 | 2005-09-02 | |
| 6 | Show #2419 | 2005-09-05 | |
| 7 | Show #2420 | 2005-09-06 | |
| 8 | Show #2421 | 2005-09-07 | |
| 9 | Show #2422 | 2005-09-08 | |
| 10 | Show #2423 | 2005-09-09 | |
| 11 | Show #2424 | 2005-09-12 | |
| 12 | Show #2425 | 2005-09-13 | |
| 13 | Show #2426 | 2005-09-14 | |
| 14 | Show #2427 | 2005-09-15 | |
| 15 | Show #2428 | 2005-09-16 | |
| 16 | Show #2429 | 2005-09-19 | |
| 17 | Show #2430 | 2005-09-20 | |
| 18 | Show #2431 | 2005-09-21 | |
| 19 | Show #2432 | 2005-09-22 | |
| 20 | Show #2433 | 2005-09-23 | |
| 21 | Show #2434 | 2005-10-03 | |
| 22 | Show #2435 | 2005-10-04 | |
| 23 | Show #2436 | 2005-10-05 | |
| 24 | Show #2437 Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests. | 2005-10-06 | |
| 25 | Show #2438 | 2005-10-07 | |
| 26 | Show #2439 | 2005-10-10 | |
| 27 | Show #2440 | 2005-10-11 | |
| 28 | Show #2441 | 2005-10-12 | |
| 29 | Show #2442 | 2005-10-13 | |
| 30 | Show #2443 | 2005-10-14 | |
| 31 | Show #2444 | 2005-10-17 | |
| 32 | Show #2445 | 2005-10-18 | |
| 33 | Show #2446 The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show. | 2005-10-19 | |
| 34 | Show #2447 Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-… | 2005-10-20 | |
| 35 | Show #2448 Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay." | 2005-10-21 | |
| 36 | Show #2449 | 2005-10-24 | |
| 37 | Show #2450 Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show. | 2005-10-25 | |
| 38 | Show #2451 | 2005-10-26 | |
| 39 | Show #2452 | 2005-11-03 | |
| 40 | Show #2453 | 2005-11-04 | |
| 41 | Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent | 2005-11-07 | |
| 42 | Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr | 2005-11-08 | |
| 43 | Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff | 2005-11-09 | |
| 44 | Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper" During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Ma… | 2005-11-10 | |
| 45 | Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio | 2005-11-11 | |
| 46 | Kid scientists, John Cusack | 2005-11-14 | |
| 47 | Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Year… | 2005-11-15 | |
| 48 | Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley | 2005-11-16 | |
| 49 | Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams | 2005-11-17 | |
| 50 | Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino | 2005-11-18 | |
| 51 | George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney pro… | 2005-11-21 | |
| 52 | Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb | 2005-11-22 | |
| 53 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodk… | 2005-11-23 | |
| 54 | Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio | 2005-11-24 | |
| 55 | John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or … | 2005-11-25 | |
| 56 | Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it… | 2005-11-28 | |
| 57 | Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks | 2005-11-29 | |
| 58 | Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd | 2005-11-30 | |
| 59 | Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt | 2005-12-01 | |
| 60 | Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer | 2005-12-02 | |
| 61 | Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor | 2005-12-12 | |
| 62 | Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon | 2005-12-13 | |
| 63 | Stephen Colbert, Aqualung Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine." | 2005-12-14 | |
| 64 | Alec Baldwin, Shakira | 2005-12-15 | |
| 65 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft | 2005-12-16 | |
| 66 | Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists | 2005-12-19 | |
| 67 | Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith. | 2005-12-20 | |
| 68 | Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen | 2005-12-21 | |
| 69 | Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler | 2005-12-22 | |
| 70 | Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love | 2005-12-23 | |
| 71 | Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her ne… | 2006-01-02 | |
| 72 | Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana. | 2006-01-03 | |
| 73 | Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert | 2006-01-04 | |
| 74 | Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common | 2006-01-05 | |
| 75 | Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl." | 2006-01-06 | |
| 76 | Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Caval… | 2006-01-09 | |
| 77 | Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett J… | 2006-01-10 | |
| 78 | Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte | 2006-01-11 | |
| 79 | Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg | 2006-01-12 | |
| 80 | Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen | 2006-01-13 | |
| 81 | Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King W… | 2006-01-16 | |
| 82 | Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight;… | 2006-01-17 | |
| 83 | Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget. | 2006-01-18 | |
| 84 | Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt | 2006-01-19 | |
| 85 | Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 r… | 2006-01-20 | |
| 86 | Anthony Hopkins | 2006-01-23 | |
| 87 | Bernie Mac, Beth Orton Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instig… | 2006-01-24 | |
| 88 | Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "… | 2006-01-25 | |
| 89 | Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton | 2006-02-02 | |
| 90 | P Diddy, Train Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53… | 2006-02-03 | |
| 91 | Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison For… | 2006-02-06 | |
| 92 | Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith | 2006-02-07 | |
| 93 | Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie B… | 2006-02-08 | |
| 94 | Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum. | 2006-02-09 | |
| 95 | Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé | 2006-02-10 | |
| 96 | Geena Davis, INXS | 2006-02-13 | |
| 97 | Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays | 2006-02-14 | |
| 98 | Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener | 2006-02-15 | |
| 99 | Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge | 2006-02-16 | |
| 100 | Donald Trump, Bill Burr | 2006-02-17 | |
| 101 | Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner | 2006-02-20 | |
| 102 | Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys | 2006-02-21 | |
| 103 | Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls | 2006-02-22 | |
| 104 | Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten! | 2006-02-23 | |
| 105 | Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo Tonights guests include Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo. | 2006-02-24 | |
| 106 | Bruce Willis, The Strokes Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes. | 2006-02-27 | |
| 107 | Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams | 2006-02-28 | |
| 108 | Sarah Jessica Parker Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah… | 2006-03-01 | |
| 109 | Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah | 2006-03-02 | |
| 110 | Ricky Gervais, The Subways Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and … | 2006-03-03 | |
| 111 | Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton | 2006-03-06 | |
| 112 | Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood | 2006-03-13 | |
| 113 | Natalie Portman, Al Franken | 2006-03-14 | |
| 114 | Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone | 2006-03-15 | |
| 115 | Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody | 2006-03-20 | |
| 116 | Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins | 2006-03-21 | |
| 117 | David Spade, Teddy Geiger | 2006-03-22 | |
| 118 | Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams | 2006-03-27 | |
| 119 | Ray Romano, Willie Nelson | 2006-03-28 | |
| 120 | Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs | 2006-03-29 | |
| 121 | Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birth… | 2006-03-30 | |
| 122 | Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel | 2006-03-31 | |
| 123 | Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon | 2006-04-10 | |
| 124 | Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell | 2006-04-11 | |
| 125 | Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper | 2006-04-12 | |
| 126 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie | 2006-04-13 | |
| 127 | Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige | 2006-04-14 | |
| 128 | Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld | 2006-04-17 | |
| 129 | Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings | 2006-04-18 | |
| 130 | Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell. | 2006-04-19 | |
| 131 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis. | 2006-04-27 | |
| 132 | Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team | 2006-04-28 | |
| 133 | Tom Hanks, Kanye West | 2006-05-01 | |
| 134 | Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver | 2006-05-02 | |
| 135 | Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick | 2006-05-03 | |
| 136 | Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam | 2006-05-04 | |
| 137 | Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall | 2006-05-05 | |
| 138 | Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus | 2006-05-08 | |
| 139 | Kurt Russell, The Little Willies | 2006-05-09 | |
| 140 | Jason Lee, Jack Hanna | 2006-05-10 | |
| 141 | Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere | 2006-05-11 | |
| 142 | Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt | 2006-05-12 | |
| 143 | Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Mess… | 2006-05-15 | |
| 144 | Debra Messing, Chris Russo Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause… | 2006-05-16 | |
| 145 | Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal. | 2006-05-17 | |
| 146 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn"). | 2006-05-18 | |
| 147 | Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives;… | 2006-05-19 | |
| 148 | Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "H… | 2006-05-22 | |
| 149 | Martin Short, James Blunt Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie perform… | 2006-05-23 | |
| 150 | Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; D… | 2006-05-24 | |
| 151 | Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James | 2006-05-25 | |
| 152 | Bill Maher, Rita Wilson | 2006-05-26 | |
| 153 | Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr. | 2006-06-05 | |
| 154 | Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint | 2006-06-06 | |
| 155 | Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken | 2006-06-07 | |
| 156 | Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket | 2006-06-08 | |
| 157 | Michael Keaton, Wolfmother | 2006-06-09 | |
| 158 | Paris Hilton, Will Shortz | 2006-06-12 | |
| 159 | Tim Russert, Cat Power | 2006-06-13 | |
| 160 | Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case | 2006-06-14 | |
| 161 | Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentin… | 2006-06-15 | |
| 162 | Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth | 2006-06-16 | |
| 163 | Adam Sandler, Julie Chen | 2006-06-19 | |
| 164 | Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh | 2006-06-20 | |
| 165 | Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood | 2006-06-21 | |
| 166 | Meryl Streep, Yellowcard For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current sta… | 2006-06-22 | |
| 167 | Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole;… | 2006-06-23 | |
| 168 | Kevin Spacey, The Streets | 2006-06-26 | |
| 169 | Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright perform… | 2006-06-27 | |
| 170 | Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright | 2006-06-28 | |
| 171 | Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous." | 2006-06-29 | |
| 172 | Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon | 2006-06-30 | |
| 173 | John Witherspoon, The Fray | 2006-07-10 | |
| 174 | Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado | 2006-07-11 | |
| 175 | Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers | 2006-07-12 | |
| 176 | Luke Wilson, Band of Horses | 2006-07-13 | |
| 177 | Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal. | 2006-07-14 | |
| 178 | Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "L… | 2006-07-17 | |
| 179 | Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock. | 2006-07-18 | |
| 180 | Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink. | 2006-07-19 | |
| 181 | Martin Short, Pink Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Uni… | 2006-07-20 | |
| 182 | Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon E… | 2006-07-21 | |
| 183 | Colin Farrell, India.Arie | 2006-07-24 | |
| 184 | Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper"… | 2006-07-25 | |
| 185 | Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr. During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; Th… | 2006-07-26 | |
| 186 | Johnny Depp, the Spinners Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new on… | 2006-07-27 | |
| 187 | Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen | 2006-07-28 | |
| 188 | Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley | 2006-08-14 | |
| 189 | Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera. | 2006-08-15 | |
| 190 | Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Sn… | 2006-08-16 | |
| 191 | Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim | 2006-08-17 | |
| 192 | Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jacks… | 2006-08-18 | |
| 193 | Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast "Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America." | 2006-08-21 | |
| 194 | Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----,… | 2006-08-22 | |
| 195 | John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes | 2006-08-23 | |
| 196 | Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward | 2006-08-24 | |
| 197 | Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols | 2006-08-25 |
Season 14 · 2006 · 199 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Andy Kindler, motocross demo with Travis Pastrana, Baby Gramps Travis Pastrana - Andy Kidler - Baby Gramps | 2006-08-28 | |
| 2 | Zach Braff, Jeff Brendenburg, The Roots Dave toys around with the new product from Apple Computers, the "I-Stinguisher"; a man in pajamas and a bathrobe asks Dave where he would find some coffee; writ… | 2006-08-29 | |
| 3 | Snoop Dogg, Charlie Hill, OK Go In honor of the show's 13th anniversary, an intern accidentally walks onstage to ask Dave to sign his own greeting card; live from Tracy, California, Ron Patric… | 2006-08-30 | |
| 4 | Julianne Moore, radio-show hosts Opie and Anthony Tony visits The Hamptons, where he complains about traffic; recently embarassed CNN anchor Kyra Phillips presents the Top Ten; 5,000 tennis balls are dropped on… | 2006-08-31 | |
| 5 | Al Franken, Todd Snider | 2006-09-01 | |
| 6 | Maria Sharapova, Martha Stewart, Justin Timberlake | 2006-09-11 | |
| 7 | Ashton Kutcher, Sam Hornish, Jr., TV on the Radio | 2006-09-12 | |
| 8 | Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Norm MacDonald | 2006-09-13 | |
| 9 | Anne Heche, Luke Ravenstahl, The Who | 2006-09-14 | |
| 10 | Johnny Knoxville, Rachael Ray Johnny Dark measures Dave's inseam, much to his chagrin; while promoting "Ventriloquist Week" for the umpteenth time, Dave argues with his very own dummy; to ma… | 2006-09-15 | |
| 11 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Willie Tyler and Lester, Sekou Bunch Day 1 of Ventriloquist Week with Willie Tyler & Lester, plus Dr. Phil and "Survivor" castoff Sekou Bunch! | 2006-09-18 | |
| 12 | Patrick Dempsey, Jay Johnson and Darwin, Kasabian Ventriloquist Week, Day 2: Jay Johnson jokes about evolution while his primate friend Darwin sings "Send in the Clowns" in his "native" tongue; a safe is thrown… | 2006-09-19 | |
| 13 | Marg Helgenberger, Ronn Lucas and Scorch, Diana Krall Day 3 of Ventriloquist Week with Ronn Lucas & Scorch, plus Marg Helgenberger and Diana Krall! | 2006-09-20 | |
| 14 | Ted Turner, Jeff Dunham and Walter, Fergie Day 4 of Ventriloquist Week with Jeff Dunham & Walter. Plus, Ted Turner and Fergie! | 2006-09-21 | |
| 15 | LeBron James, Todd Oliver and Irving, Ludacris Ventriloquist Week, Day 5: Todd Oliver has a conversation with his talking dog, Irving; Dave and Lebron James shoot baskets on 53rd Street; Ludacris performed "… | 2006-09-22 | |
| 16 | Ray Liotta, Elvis Costello & Tony Bennett, Billy Garcia Throughout the night, several Late Show interns learn how to parallel-park; Dave looks into "A Day in the Life of Hugo Chavez"; Ray Liotta discusses meeting his… | 2006-09-25 | |
| 17 | Billy Bob Thornton, Lily Capehart, Sean Lennon Ten-year-old "lizard charmer" Lily Capehart puts her amphibian pets in doll costumes; Billy Bob Thornton promotes "The School for Scoundrels"; Sean Lennon perfo… | 2006-09-26 | |
| 18 | Amanda Peet, Nigella Lawson, Bob Seger Tonights guests include Amanda Peet, Nigella Lawson and Bob Seger. | 2006-09-27 | |
| 19 | Sir Richard Branson, Dane Cook, Monica | 2006-09-28 | |
| 20 | Nathan Lane, Jeff Caldwell | 2006-09-29 | |
| 21 | Pete Rose, Roy Wood Jr., Cecilia Mansilla | 2006-10-02 | |
| 22 | Andy Dick, Keith Olbermann, Brazilian Girls | 2006-10-03 | |
| 23 | Alec Baldwin, Vladae the Dog Wizard, Jerry Lee Lewis & Neil Young | 2006-10-04 | |
| 24 | Frank Caliendo, Rachael Harris, Xzibit, Phil Pfister | 2006-10-05 | |
| 25 | Amy Sedaris, Trey Anastasio | 2006-10-06 | |
| 26 | Robin Williams, J.P. Calderon, Sam Moore with Wynonna Hartford-based meterologist Scot Haney interrupts Dave with a teaser for his five-day forecast; Tony crudely illustrates how North Korea's recent nuclear test w… | 2006-10-09 | |
| 27 | Nicky Hilton, Bob Woodward, Joseph Arthur | 2006-10-10 | |
| 28 | Jon Stewart, Nick Lachey | 2006-10-11 | |
| 29 | Katie Couric, Brian Kiley, Alan Jackson | 2006-10-12 | |
| 30 | Diddy, Neil Patrick Harris | 2006-10-13 | |
| 31 | Tom Arnold, Brian Regan, the latest "Survivor: Cook Islands" castaway Tonights guests Tom Arnold, Brian Regan, Strongman Stan Drucker and "Survivor" castaways CaoBoi and Cristina Coria. | 2006-10-23 | |
| 32 | Tina Fey, Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg, The Killers Tourist "Todd Volk" plays "Find the Pumpkin" at Hello Deli; ESPN Radio's "Mikes in the Morning" discuss Terrell Owens; The Killers perform "When You Were Young.… | 2006-10-24 | |
| 33 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jay Thomas, John Legend Tonights guests include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jay Thomas and John Legend. | 2006-10-25 | |
| 34 | Tim Robbins, Gene Rurka, Russell Thompkins Jr. and The New Stylistics | 2006-10-26 | |
| 35 | Bill O'Reilly, Jeff Altman, Tilly and the Wall Dave shows off new photos of Harry; Dave Dorsett leaves his station to goof around with a sock puppet; Dave and Bill O'Reilly have another heated discussion abo… | 2006-10-27 | |
| 36 | Borat, Tiki Barber, Beck Borat, Beck and Tiki Barber, plus a Top Ten from Jerry Springer! | 2006-10-30 | |
| 37 | Rachel Weisz, David Rakoff, Morningwood Tonights guests include Rachel Weisz, David Rakoff and Morningwood. | 2006-10-31 | |
| 38 | Gary Sinise, Joanne Carson, Jim Norton Dave plugs the upcoming Ball State-Michigan football game and promises to give a nickel to everyone that attends the game; Dave reads a letter from a fan pertai… | 2006-11-01 | |
| 39 | Rosie O'Donnell, Lady Sovereign Tonights guests include Rosie O'Donnell and Lady Sovereign. | 2006-11-02 | |
| 40 | Martin Short, Kinky Friedman Martin Short performs a song-and-dance number about the internet's role in his sexless marriage; country singer/novelist/gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman … | 2006-11-03 | |
| 41 | Will Ferrell, Jack Hanna Britney Spears drops by looking for Will Ferrell; at the end of his interview, Will ad-libs through a selection from "Phantom of the Opera"; Jack Hanna introduc… | 2006-11-06 | |
| 42 | Dustin Hoffman, Jamie Oliver, The Metropolitan Opera Outgoing Defense Secretary "Donald Rumsfeld" (Gerard) fields questions from the audience; Jamie Oliver makes sausage carbonara; the Metropolitan Opera performs … | 2006-11-08 | |
| 43 | Kiefer Sutherland, Jenna Fischer, Rocco DeLuca Live via satellite, Biff walks through a six-acre corn maze in Livermore, California. By the end of the show, Dave asks him if he's scared, prompting Biff to sn… | 2006-11-09 | |
| 44 | Daniel Craig, documentary film subject Teri Horton, Elvis Costello, Rosanne Cash | 2006-11-10 | |
| 45 | Robin Williams, Rich Little, George Jones Day 1 of Impressionist Week with Rich Little! Also, Robin Williams and George Jones! | 2006-11-13 | |
| 46 | Jack Black & Kyle Gass, Fred Travalena, Tenacious D Impressionist Week, Day 2: Frank Travalena closes his set by mimicing every president from Kennedy to Dubya. Also, Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass) promot… | 2006-11-14 | |
| 47 | Ellen DeGeneres, Gordie Brown, +44 | 2006-11-15 | |
| 48 | Christopher Guest, Frank Caliendo, The Game | 2006-11-16 | |
| 49 | Sen. John Edwards, Kevin Pollak, Will Arnett | 2006-11-17 | |
| 50 | Jerry Seinfeld, Dan Patrick Tonights guests include Jerry Seinfeld and Dan Patrick. Plus, a public apology from Jerry's former co-star Michael Richards. | 2006-11-20 | |
| 51 | Hugh Jackman, Chris Elliott, Jimmie Johnson Tonight's "Rejected FDA Products" include Hebrew National Bacon, Frozen Mayonnaise Bars (which Dave tastes), and OJ Simpson's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, … | 2006-11-21 | |
| 52 | Matthew Broderick, Lupe Fiasco & Jill Scott Tonights guests include Matthew Broderick and Lupe Fiasco and Jill Scott. Plus, Stupid Pet Tricks! | 2006-11-22 | |
| 53 | Eugene Levy, John Mayer Dave shows footage of the staff Thanksgiving dinner, which includes a drunk Biff telling off Dave and a turkey carver severing his hand; Dave correctly guesses … | 2006-11-23 | |
| 54 | Helen Hunt, DJ Shadow, Q-Tip and Lateef | 2006-11-24 | |
| 55 | Kate Winslet, Tom Waits | 2006-11-27 | |
| 56 | George Clooney, The Decemberists | 2006-11-28 | |
| 57 | Richard Simmons, Kate Walsh, Ciara A giant goat knocks over the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree; Andy Kindler visits the US Marshals Training Academy in Georgia; in his first Late Show appearan… | 2006-11-29 | |
| 58 | Jennifer Connelly, Tom Dreesen, Shiny Toy Guns Tonights guests include Jennifer Connelly, Tom Dreesen and Shiny Toy Guns. | 2006-11-30 | |
| 59 | Danny DeVito, 16-year-old duct tape expert William Beacom, Silversun Pickups Teen duct tape expert William Beacom shows off his sticky creations; Silversun Pickups performed "Lazy Eye." | 2006-12-01 | |
| 60 | Matt Damon, Barbara Walters | 2006-12-11 | |
| 61 | Howard Stern, Gwen Stefani Tonight at Hello Deli, Dave and Rupert dare a (alleged) SUNY student from Queens to eat a Taco Bell chalupa; Howard Stern walks onstage in a Father Christmas ou… | 2006-12-12 | |
| 62 | Kid Scientists, Regis Philbin, Robert Randolph Tonights guests include Regis Philbin and Robert Randolph, plus Lee Marek's Kid Scientists! | 2006-12-13 | |
| 63 | Will Smith, Evanescence An irate staffer gives Dave a holiday-themed "f*** you"; "Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton" (Gerard) fields questions from the audience; Will Smith promotes The P… | 2006-12-14 | |
| 64 | Clint Eastwood, Matthew Fox Tonight's guests include Clint Eastwood and Matthew Fox are the scheduled guests. | 2006-12-15 | |
| 65 | Frank Caliendo as John Madden, Ben Stiller, Rodrigo & Gabriela Tonight's guests include Ben Stiller, John Madden and Rodrigo y Gabriela. | 2006-12-18 | |
| 66 | Beyonce, Marv Albert, The Dears Tonight's guests include Beyonce Knowles, Marv Albert and The Dears. | 2006-12-19 | |
| 67 | Renée Zellweger, holiday toy demonstration, Taking Back Sunday A Yule Log is set up in front of Dave's desk, and later Dave and Renee Zellweger pose Christmas-photo style next to the green screen; Dave acknowledges Dave Dor… | 2006-12-20 | |
| 68 | Tom Brokaw, Cold War Kids Tom Brokaw and Cold War Kids are the scheduled guests. | 2006-12-21 | |
| 69 | Cate Blanchett, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love Cate Blanchett and Darlene Love are tonight's guests. Plus, Jay Thomas and the 9th Annual Christmas Tree Football Toss! | 2006-12-22 | |
| 70 | Martin Short, Donal Logue | 2007-01-02 | |
| 71 | Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Augustana | 2007-01-03 | |
| 72 | Cedric the Entertainer, Wesley Autrey, Switchfoot | 2007-01-04 | |
| 73 | Donald Trump, Mary Lynn Rajskub | 2007-01-05 | |
| 74 | David Arquette, Jennifer Hudson | 2007-01-08 | |
| 75 | Penelope Cruz, Gary Mule Deer, Ben E. King A woman from Chicago plays "Name That Smell" at Hello Deli; after vilifying Commonwealth Edison, Alan gets beaten up by one of their employees; Ben E. King perf… | 2007-01-09 | |
| 76 | Peter O'Toole, Marc Maron Tonight's guests are Peter O'Toole and Marc Maron, plus a Top Ten from baseball legends Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn! | 2007-01-10 | |
| 77 | Julianne Moore, Madonna, The Hold Steady Videotape operator Tom Catusi apologizes for making a cheap shot at Mark McGwire; Madonna discusses her controversial adoption of a Malawian baby; Dave puts on … | 2007-01-11 | |
| 78 | Kristin Chenoweth, John Witherspoon, Josh Ritter A Late Show Fun Fact: the actual Godzilla was only seven feet tall and was killed by Japanese soldiers within minutes; John Witherspoon describes a recent incid… | 2007-01-12 | |
| 79 | Amy Sedaris, Jason Randal, America with Ryan Adams & Ben Kweller Dave acknowledges the 7th anniversary of his quintuple-bypass with a clip from "Sanford & Son"; magician Jason Randal wows Dave with a few more of his trademark… | 2007-01-15 | |
| 80 | Paul Newman, Sebastian Bourdais, Diana Ross Paul Newman, Sebastian Bourdais, and Diana Ross are the scheduled guests. | 2007-01-16 | |
| 81 | Tina Fey, Terri and Bindi Irwin Tina Fey discusses the Golden Globes and explains why she hates Los Angeles; escape artist "Donnie Glenn" balks at being sealed in a milk can filled with water;… | 2007-01-17 | |
| 82 | Harry Shearer, Vera Farmiga, Mat Kearney Dave promotes the new, improved Late Show web site; "El Nino" (Gerard) drops by to take a bow; Vera Farmiga promotes "Breaking and Entering"; Mat Kearney perfor… | 2007-01-18 | |
| 83 | Dan Rather, Tricia Helfer, Andy Kindler Dave comments on this winter's damaged citrus crop by opening a carton of "Tropicana Just Rind"; Tricia Helfer of "Battlestar Galactica" fame promotes her upcom… | 2007-01-19 | |
| 84 | Kevin Spacey, Alicia Keys, Nellie McKay & The Brooklyn Philharmonic | 2007-01-22 | |
| 85 | Ricky Gervais, Forest Whitaker, The Shins Ricky Gervais, Forest Whittaker, and The Shins are the scheduled guests. | 2007-01-23 | |
| 86 | Frank Caliendo, Mandy Moore, Rosanne Cash | 2007-01-24 | |
| 87 | Bill Murray, LeBron James | 2007-02-01 | |
| 88 | David Spade, Alexandra Pelosi, Dustin Kensrue | 2007-02-02 | |
| 89 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Fall Out Boy | 2007-02-05 | |
| 90 | Randy Jackson, Harry Connick Jr., Regis | 2007-02-06 | |
| 91 | Chris Elliott, Kelly Ripa, John Mellencamp | 2007-02-07 | |
| 92 | Jack Hanna, Katherine Heigl, Patty Griffin | 2007-02-08 | |
| 93 | Rachael Ray, Frank Caliendo, The Fab Faux | 2007-02-09 | |
| 94 | Drew Barrymore, Rickie Lee Jones, Kevin Johnson with Clyde & Matilda | 2007-02-12 | |
| 95 | Peyton Manning, Dan Horn with Orson, The Cat Empire | 2007-02-13 | |
| 96 | Martha Stewart, Otto Petersen with George, Norah Jones | 2007-02-14 | |
| 97 | Sienna Miller, NAS, Jim Barber with Seville | 2007-02-15 | |
| 98 | Tracy Morgan, Gabrielle Union, Brad Cummings and Rex The Cat Empire | 2007-02-16 | |
| 99 | Jim Carrey, Daytona 500 winner Kevin Harvick | 2007-02-19 | |
| 100 | Barbara Walters, David Neeleman, K-os | 2007-02-20 | |
| 101 | John Travolta, Eric Nerhus, a performance from the Broadway musical "Spring Awakening" | 2007-02-21 | |
| 102 | Billy Bob Thornton, Rashida Jones, Barenaked Ladies | 2007-02-22 | |
| 103 | Samuel L. Jackson, Jim Gaffigan | 2007-02-23 | |
| 104 | Jake Gyllenhaal, Brand New | 2007-02-26 | |
| 105 | Evangeline Lilly, Jeff MacGregor, bubble blowing guy Tom Noddy | 2007-02-27 | |
| 106 | Sen. John McCain, Robin Thicke | 2007-02-28 | |
| 107 | Bob Woodruff, John Mayer | 2007-03-01 | |
| 108 | Charles Grodin, Dan Naturman Dave reminisces about his teen years and shares an antedote about a ruined fur coat; Charles Grodin promotes his one-minute commentaries on CBS Radio and shows … | 2007-03-02 | |
| 109 | Chris Rock, Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse Dave admits that he's never participated nor believes in Daylight Savings Time; Chris Rock promotes "I Think I Love My Wife"; Amy Winehouse performed "You Know … | 2007-03-12 | |
| 110 | Jeff Goldblum, Barbara McQueen Jeff Goldblum, Barbara McQueen | 2007-03-13 | |
| 111 | Richard Gere, Explorers Club chef Gene Rurka, Aqualung | 2007-03-14 | |
| 112 | Bernie Mac, Paula Abdul, Joss Stone Bernie Mac, Paula Abdul, Joss Stone | 2007-03-19 | |
| 113 | Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Danica Patrick, Todd Barry, Lucinda Williams Fill-in host Adam Sandler (with assistance from his dog, Matzoball II) welcomes Don Cheadle, Danica Patrick, and Todd Barry as his guests. Lucinda Williams perf… | 2007-03-20 | |
| 114 | Jack Black, Lara Logan, beer launching refrigerator creator John Cornwell Tonight's "Great Moments in Presidental Speeches" clip is doctored to include Sue Hum using a lint brush on JFK's right arm; Duke University post-grad John Corn… | 2007-03-21 | |
| 115 | Will Ferrell, Kings of Leon, Rachel Smith Will Ferrell, Kings of Leon, Rachel Smith | 2007-03-26 | |
| 116 | Patricia Arquette, Paul Mooney, Macy Gray | 2007-03-27 | |
| 117 | Al Franken, Isla Fisher | 2007-03-28 | |
| 118 | Rosario Dawson, Bloc Party, Piedmont bird callers | 2007-03-29 | |
| 119 | Donald Trump, Jon Heder | 2007-03-30 | |
| 120 | Sen. Barack Obama, Halle Berry, Zach Johnson | 2007-04-09 | |
| 121 | David Duchovny, Ryan Howard, Andrew Bird | 2007-04-10 | |
| 122 | Alec Baldwin, Debbie Parkhurst and her dog Toby, LCD Soundsystem | 2007-04-11 | |
| 123 | Bruce Willis, Jason Randal | 2007-04-12 | |
| 124 | Bill Cosby, Angela Kinsey | 2007-04-13 | |
| 125 | Kelly Ripa, Simon Pegg Kelly Ripa, Simon Pegg, and Jim Short are the scheduled guests. | 2007-04-16 | |
| 126 | Craig Ferguson, Dave Della Terza, Avril Lavigne | 2007-04-17 | |
| 127 | Edie Falco, Paul Scheer, Son Volt | 2007-04-18 | |
| 128 | Garry Shandling, Paul Teutul Sr. and Jr., Tokyo Police Club | 2007-04-19 | |
| 129 | Jessica Biel, Ira Glass, Regina Spektor | 2007-04-20 | |
| 130 | Brian Williams, Steven Wright, a Top Ten list presented by Sanjaya Malakar Top Ten list presented by Sanjaya Malakar | 2007-04-23 | |
| 131 | David Hyde Pierce, Ivanka Trump, Corinne Bailey Rae | 2007-04-24 | |
| 132 | Nicolas Cage, Barry Sonnenfeld, The Fratellis | 2007-04-25 | |
| 133 | Steve Martin, Dave Cota and A.J. the parakeet, Derek Jeter Steve Martin dominates the show, as he interrupts Dave twice, gets a lapdance from a male stripper, plugs his new book, and performs "The Crow" with banjoists T… | 2007-04-26 | |
| 134 | Frank Caliendo as President George W. Bush, Andy Dick, Jarvis Cocker | 2007-04-27 | |
| 135 | Kirsten Dunst, Rob Magnotti, Dinosaur Jr. Day 1 of "Impressionist Week 2" with Rob Magnotti. Kirsten Dunst and Dinosaur Jr. are the scheduled guests. | 2007-04-30 | |
| 136 | Tobey Maguire, John Byner, Modest Mouse | 2007-05-01 | |
| 137 | Drew Barrymore, Mike MacRae, Ben Kweller | 2007-05-02 | |
| 138 | Marcia Cross, Joe Piscopo, Tori Amos | 2007-05-03 | |
| 139 | Ray Romano, Reggie Reg, Dennis Haysbert Day 5 of "Impressionist Week 2" with Reggie Reg. Ray Romano and Dennis Haysbert are the scheduled guests. | 2007-05-04 | |
| 140 | Regis Philbin, Darlene Love | 2007-05-07 | |
| 141 | Jane Fonda, Tom Ruprecht, Kelly Clarkson | 2007-05-08 | |
| 142 | Lindsay Lohan, Tom Dreesen, The Kooks | 2007-05-09 | |
| 143 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Jack Hanna Dr. Phil McGraw and Jack Hanna are the scheduled guests. | 2007-05-10 | |
| 144 | Charles Grodin, Jake Johannsen | 2007-05-11 | |
| 145 | Mike Myers, America Ferrera | 2007-05-14 | |
| 146 | Don Rickles, Michael Imperioli, Wilco, a Top Ten List presented by Masi Oka Don Rickles, Michael Imperioli, and Wilco are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from Masi Oka! | 2007-05-15 | |
| 147 | Ricky Gervais, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Mavis Staples, a Top Ten List presented by Bob Barker Ricky Gervais, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Mavis Staples are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten by Bob Barker! | 2007-05-16 | |
| 148 | Kid Scientists, Luke Wilson, Rufus Wainwright, a Top Ten List presented by Homer Simpson Top Ten List presented by Homer Simpson | 2007-05-17 | |
| 149 | Teri Hatcher, Jonah Hill, Elvis Costello | 2007-05-18 | |
| 150 | Rudolph Giuliani, Mike West, Jesus & Mary Chain | 2007-05-21 | |
| 151 | Charles Barkley, Seth Rogen, Michael Martin Murphey | 2007-05-22 | |
| 152 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Rosie Perez, Dr. Dog | 2007-05-23 | |
| 153 | Al Gore, Jim Short | 2007-05-24 | |
| 154 | Kevin Spacey, Alexis Bledel | 2007-05-25 | |
| 155 | Matt Damon, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, Bright Eyes | 2007-06-04 | |
| 156 | Chevy Chase, Amanda Beard, Satellite Party | 2007-06-05 | |
| 157 | Nicole Richie, Artie Lange, Chrisette Michele | 2007-06-06 | |
| 158 | Amy Sedaris, Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell, Jordan Zevon | 2007-06-07 | |
| 159 | Ellen Barkin, Brian Regan | 2007-06-08 | |
| 160 | Denis Leary, Flight of the Conchords, Neal Seaver | 2007-06-11 | |
| 161 | Kyra Sedgwick, Sir Richard Branson, Maroon 5 | 2007-06-12 | |
| 162 | Bear Grylls, Jeremy Piven, Elvis Perkins | 2007-06-13 | |
| 163 | John Cusack, Pink Martini, Turkey Gobbling Champions | 2007-06-14 | |
| 164 | Michael Moore, Bill Burr | 2007-06-15 | |
| 165 | Bruce Willis, Tony Parker, diving dogs | 2007-06-25 | |
| 166 | Amanda Peet, John Krasinski, Bryan Ferry | 2007-06-26 | |
| 167 | Claire Danes, Dan Patrick & Keith Olbermann, Ryan Adams & The Cardinals | 2007-06-27 | |
| 168 | Robin Williams, Julie Chen | 2007-06-28 | |
| 169 | Dennis Kucinich, Shia LaBeouf, Morrissey | 2007-06-29 | |
| 170 | Don Cheadle, Smashing Pumpkins, Venus Williams | 2007-07-09 | |
| 171 | Sienna Miller, Michael Cera, Interpol | 2007-07-10 | |
| 172 | Diddy, Emma Watson, Spoon | 2007-07-11 | |
| 173 | Paul Teutul Sr. and Jr., Vera Farmiga, Joe Matarese | 2007-07-12 | |
| 174 | Queen Latifah, Alan Zweibel, Smashing Pumpkins | 2007-07-13 | |
| 175 | Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonah Hill, Michel Lauziere | 2007-07-16 | |
| 176 | Adam Sandler, Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, Mute Math | 2007-07-17 | |
| 177 | John Travolta, Paula Abdul, Teddy Thompson | 2007-07-18 | |
| 178 | Kevin James, Jose Andres, White Rabbits | 2007-07-19 | |
| 179 | Julia Stiles, Pete Jordan, Nick Griffin | 2007-07-20 | |
| 180 | Drew Carey, Nikki Blonsky, Grinderman | 2007-07-23 | |
| 181 | Paul Rudd, Tony Dungy, The National | 2007-07-24 | |
| 182 | Catherine Zeta-Jones, Bob Sarlatte, Porter Wagoner | 2007-07-25 | |
| 183 | Sharon Osbourne, Brian Kiley, Yeah Yeah Yeahs | 2007-07-26 | |
| 184 | Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Buffalo Tom | 2007-07-27 | |
| 185 | Andy Samberg, Catherine Bell, The Bravery | 2007-07-30 | |
| 186 | Sen. Joe Biden, Seth Rogen, Gogol Bordello | 2007-07-31 | |
| 187 | Matt Damon, Jeff Altman, Angelique Kidjo Matt Damon, Jeff Altman, and Angelique Kidjo are the scheduled guests. | 2007-08-01 | |
| 188 | Jackie Chan, Chelsea Handler, Michael Buble | 2007-08-02 | |
| 189 | Glenn Close, Judd Apatow, Chris & Rich Robinson | 2007-08-03 | |
| 190 | Jeff Goldblum, Hayden Panettiere, New Pornographers | 2007-08-20 | |
| 191 | Samuel L. Jackson, Christiane Amanpour, Tom Russell | 2007-08-21 | |
| 192 | Richard Gere, Tom Dreesen, Velvet Revolver | 2007-08-22 | |
| 193 | Tina Fey, Venus Williams, Steve Earle | 2007-08-23 | |
| 194 | Tom Arnold, Kristin Gore, Jim McDonald | 2007-08-24 | |
| 195 | Susan Sarandon, Rick Reilly, Feist | 2007-08-27 | |
| 196 | Kevin Bacon, Kat Von D, T.I. with Wyclef | 2007-08-28 | |
| 197 | Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Garlin, Against Me! | 2007-08-29 | |
| 198 | Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Willie Nelson & Kenny Chesney | 2007-08-30 | |
| 199 | Amy Sedaris, Will Arnett | 2007-08-31 |
Season 15 · 2007 · 168 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Former President Bill Clinton, Patti Scialfa Former President Bill Clinton plugs his new book and explains why he can't be his wife's running mate; Patti Scialfa performed "A Town Called Heartbreak." | 2007-09-04 | |
| 2 | Danny DeVito, Larry David, Avril Lavigne Dave apologizes to Sue Hum for a pre-show accident; the show is interrupted by a performance of "Mark Twain Tonight!" starring Johnny Dark; Danny Devito plugs h… | 2007-09-05 | |
| 3 | Jessica Alba, George Saunders, The Manchester Orchestra In the midst of a citywide taxi strike, a cab is seen carrying people on the its roof and front hood; Biff makes a feeble attempt at seeing Jessica Alba in pers… | 2007-09-06 | |
| 4 | Rachael Ray, Frank Rich, Arctic Monkeys Throughout the show, saxophonist Aaron Bing attempts to break the world record for the longest sustained note (and ultimately fails). Also, Arctic Monkeys perf… | 2007-09-07 | |
| 5 | Jodie Foster, Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová Jodie Foster, Glen Hansard, and Marketa Irglova are the scheduled guests. | 2007-09-10 | |
| 6 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Andy Kindler, Suzanne Vega Prior to the show, Jude Brennan confronts Dr. Phil about Dave's "psychotic tendencies"; Deborah Lynn loses yet again on "Psychic Sandwich"; during his interview… | 2007-09-11 | |
| 7 | Viggo Mortensen, Kat Von D, Daughtry, a Top Ten List presented by 10 NASCAR stars Viggo Mortensen, Kat Von D, and Daughtry are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special NASCAR Top Ten! | 2007-09-12 | |
| 8 | Martha Stewart, Fred Willard, a Top Ten List presented by Billy Bob Thornton Martha Stewart and Fred Willard are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from Billy Bob Thornton! | 2007-09-13 | |
| 9 | Regis Philbin, Chamillionaire Dave does an impression of Tony's reaction to an inaccurate monologue joke; Regis critiques' Dave's recent appearance on Oprah and plugs the 20th anniversary of… | 2007-09-14 | |
| 10 | Jamie Foxx, Jimmy Smits, Will.I.Am Jamie Foxx, Jimmy Smits, and Will.I.Am are the scheduled guests. | 2007-09-24 | |
| 11 | Kate Walsh, Kevin Smith, Rascal Flatts Kate Walsh, Kevin Smith, and Rascal Flatts are the scheduled guests. | 2007-09-25 | |
| 12 | Jennifer Garner, Ken Burns, Chaka Khan Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan drop by to promote their new project, "Bionic Guy"; 7-11 head honcho Jim Keyes comes up with another wacky promotion; Chaka Kh… | 2007-09-26 | |
| 13 | Stupid Human Tricks, Whoopi Goldberg, Melissa Etheridge Whoopi Goldberg and Melissa Etheridge are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks! | 2007-09-27 | |
| 14 | Paris Hilton, Emile Hirsch Henry Rife leaps over six taxicabs on an ATV; Paris Hilton dodges a string of questions regarding her stint in prison; Emile Hirsch plugs Into The Wild. | 2007-09-28 | |
| 15 | Sean Penn, Barry Sonnenfeld, Ben Harper Sean Penn, Barry Sonnenfeld, and Ben Harper are the scheduled guests. | 2007-10-01 | |
| 16 | Jude Law, Sarah Silverman, John Fogerty The show is interrupted by a businessman on a cell phone in the backdrop; Johnny Dark makes another appearance as Mark Twain; Alan gets beat up by an annoyed Me… | 2007-10-02 | |
| 17 | Alec Baldwin, Faith Hill Throughout the night, Late Show interns attempt to parallel-park on 53rd Street; Dave reads "Top Ten Signs Your Team Isn't Going To Win the World Series" out of… | 2007-10-03 | |
| 18 | Nicolette Sheridan, Tony Snow, Rihanna Nicolette Sheridan, Tony Snow, and Rihanna are the scheduled guests. | 2007-10-04 | |
| 19 | Bob Newhart, Angela Kinsey, Iron and Wine Several audience members voluntarily present the Top Ten; Bob Newhart shares an amusing story about Frank Sinatra; Angela Kinsey talks about life in Texas; Iron… | 2007-10-05 | |
| 20 | George Clooney, Kid Rock George Clooney and Kid Rock are the scheduled guests. | 2007-10-08 | |
| 21 | Jennifer Lopez, Alan Greenspan Several elderly Alan Greenspan "groupies" stand outside the theater as the former Chairman of the Federal Reserve plugs his new book. Also, Jennifer Lopez discu… | 2007-10-09 | |
| 22 | Stephen Colbert, Eva Mendes, Queens of the Stone Age A canned ham is almost given to an audience member; the "f*** you" guy brags about a winning lottery ticket; Stephen Colbert discusses "roughing it" and plugs h… | 2007-10-10 | |
| 23 | Anne Heche, Sue Johanson, Mariza Anne Heche, Sue Johanson, and Mariza are the scheduled guests. | 2007-10-11 | |
| 24 | Halle Berry, Bill Hader, Spring Snake Symphony A pregnant Halle Berry plugs Things We Lost In The Fire and shows a 3-D ultrasound image that resembles Dave. Also, Eric Buss and his "Spring Snake Symphony" (3… | 2007-10-12 | |
| 25 | Jake Gyllenhaal, Connie Britton, 50 Cent Marc Odgers returns to the Late Show to leap over five interns; a security guard (Mike McIntee) tasers a runaway audience member; Connie Britton plugs "Friday N… | 2007-10-15 | |
| 26 | Richard Simmons, Casey Affleck, Sondre Lerche Richard Simmons and Casey Affleck are the scheduled guests. | 2007-10-16 | |
| 27 | Rebecca Romijn, Jimmie Walker, LeAnn Rimes Dave (amongst others) discusses a fire in the theater basement that occured earlier that day; staff writer Bill Scheft comments on the possible writers' strike;… | 2007-10-17 | |
| 28 | Steve Carell, Chris Russo, Chris Elliott, Band of Horses Tonights guests include Steve Carell, Chris Russo and Band of Horses perform “Is There A Ghost.” | 2007-10-18 | |
| 29 | Amanda Peet, Patrick Warburton, Jeff Caldwell Mac n' cheese is the latest food item that Sue Hum offers Dave (and promptly rejects); the lovely Amanda Peet plugs Martian Child, but a clip of Santa Claus Con… | 2007-10-19 | |
| 30 | Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Torre Two marathon runners interrupt the monologue (one week early, it shall be noted); to honor the possible WGA strike, Bill Scheft chooses not to reveal the punchl… | 2007-10-29 | |
| 31 | Jennifer Connelly, Slash, Nicole Atkins An excerpt is revealed from President Gerald Ford's posthumous memoirs; Alan Kalter hosts "This Is Your Lunch," looking back at Dave's last meal (lasagna); guit… | 2007-10-30 | |
| 32 | David Spade, Penn & Teller, Jonathan Papelbon The 26th annual "New Halloween Costumes" segment includes a Hillary Clinton pantsuit, an overstuffed glove compartment, and Spongebob's less-than-beloved cousin… | 2007-10-31 | |
| 33 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Ryan Adams With a writers' strike now looking very likely, "Mrs. Letterman" (Jude Brennan) nags Dave into doing some housework; Stupid Pet Tricks include a pit bull terrie… | 2007-11-01 | |
| 34 | Bill Murray, Jay-Z Etch-a-sketch artist George Vlosich becomes the latest person to do a portrait of Biff Henderson; Bill Murray discusses his ongoing legal troubles in Sweden and… | 2007-11-02 | |
| 35 | Robin Williams, Lupe Fiasco Dave returns from an eight-week hiatus with a full beard and his writing staff intact; an audience Q&A bit is interrupted by Bill Scheft; ten striking writers p… | 2008-01-02 | |
| 36 | Bill Maher, Ellen Page, the cast of Broadway's "Young Frankenstein" Dave's beard gets a key to the city, courtesy of Mayor Bloomberg; a wayward WGA picketer wanders around in the backdrop; Hal Gurnee's latest Network Time Killer… | 2008-01-03 | |
| 37 | Donald Trump, Shooter Jennings Dave admits that he's getting tired of the beard, then confesses to feeling sick over his new "feud" with Rosie O'Donnell; Dave and Donald Trump talk football; … | 2008-01-04 | |
| 38 | Tom Hanks, Gov. Mike Huckabee Tom Hanks and Mike Huckabee are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-07 | |
| 39 | Lucy Liu, Alex Roy, MGMT Lucy Liu and MGMT are the scheduled guests. Plus, Bill Medley (of Righteous Brothers fame) sits in with the band! | 2008-01-08 | |
| 40 | Morgan Freeman, Tom Brokaw, Chuck Prophet Morgan Freeman and Chuck Prophet are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-09 | |
| 41 | Howard Stern, Ayo Howard Stern and Ayo are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-10 | |
| 42 | Tracy Morgan, Kat Von D, Dropkick Murphys Tracy Morgan, Kat Von D, and Dropkick Murphys are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-11 | |
| 43 | Katie Holmes, Frank Caliendo, Maroon 5 Katie Holmes, Frank Caliendo, and Maroon 5 are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-14 | |
| 44 | Denzel Washington, Don Rickles An audience member claims to know Dave's ex-wife, who apparently now lives in Florida; the show is again interrupted by radio transmissions from Lt. Len Easton … | 2008-01-15 | |
| 45 | Michael Douglas, Katherine Heigl, Wyclef Jean Throughout the night, Tony and Dave play the Spanish-language version of "Wheel of Fortune"; Michael Douglas talks skiing and plugs King of California; an old A… | 2008-01-16 | |
| 46 | Sylvester Stallone, the Teutul family, the Mars Volta Sylvester Stallone, the Teutul Family, and The Mars Volta are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-17 | |
| 47 | Diane Keaton, Jim Gaffigan Dave begs Gaines to stop feeding in phone calls from the California Highway Patrol, which interrupts the show three times. Also, in her first Letterman appearan… | 2008-01-18 | |
| 48 | Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dan Patrick, Ringo Starr The Bruce Willis Secret Word of the Night is "Muffin"; during an audience Q&A segment, one man flips out over Chris Dodd's decision to drop out of the president… | 2008-01-21 | |
| 49 | Sen. John Edwards, Diablo Cody, Josh Ritter, David "Fathead" Newman Senator John Edwards, Diablo Cody, and Josh Ritter are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-22 | |
| 50 | Charles Grodin, New York Giant Lawrence Tynes, The Redwalls Charles Grodin, Lawrence Tynes, and The Redwalls are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-23 | |
| 51 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, T.J. Miller, Super Furry Animals Lt. Len Easton is caught annoying Dave and interrupting "Larry King Live"; Dave is repeatedly distracted by a photo of Mitt Romney; Andy Kindler visits a life c… | 2008-01-24 | |
| 52 | Nathan Lane, Jake Johannsen Nathan Lane and Jake Johannsen are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-25 | |
| 53 | Jessica Alba, Julie Chen, The Whigs Jessica Alba, Julie Chen, and The Whigs are the scheduled guests. | 2008-01-28 | |
| 54 | Bill Cosby, Lake Bell, The Matt Savage Trio Lt. Len Easton calls up C-SPAN's "Washington Journal"; Bill Cosby shares an antedote about his recently deceased mother; teen jazz prodigy Matt Savage and his t… | 2008-01-29 | |
| 55 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Lena Headey, Gary Allan An audience member gives Dave a gold hat, which Paul wears; Lt. Len Easton pops up on "Sex Talk with Sue Johanson"; a clothing-optional airline is the subject o… | 2008-01-30 | |
| 56 | Stupid Human Tricks, Eva Longoria Parker, Colbie Caillat Eva Longoria and Colbie Caillat are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks! | 2008-01-31 | |
| 57 | Paris Hilton, Artie Lange, Vampire Weekend Paris Hilton, Artie Lange, and Vampire Weekend are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-01 | |
| 58 | Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Crow Dave discusses at length the New York Giants' upset Super Bowl victory; Senator Hillary Clinton jokes that her choice of running mate has come down to Dave or R… | 2008-02-04 | |
| 59 | Matthew McConaughey, Gary Mule Deer, Sheryl Crow Matthew McConaughey, Gary Mule Deer, and Sheryl Crow are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-05 | |
| 60 | Eli Manning, Vince Vaughn, A Fine Frenzy Eli Manning and A Fine Frenzy are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-06 | |
| 61 | Kate Hudson, Jack Hanna Lt. Len Easton interrupts "Know Your Current Events"; Kate Hudson plugs Fool's Gold and talks football; Jack Hanna introduces Dave to an African Warthog (which … | 2008-02-07 | |
| 62 | Colin Farrell, Blake Lively, Lenny Kravitz "Late Show Fun Facts" is interrupted by a ticket scalper (Mike McIntee); Colin Farrell plugs In Bruges and gives Dave a fedora; Lenny Kravitz performed "Bring I… | 2008-02-08 | |
| 63 | Kate Walsh, Jason Sudeikis, OK Go and Bonerama While fielding a question about Oprah tickets, Dave accidentally breaks one of his pencils in half; a certain panicky audience member is confronted by Dr. Phil … | 2008-02-11 | |
| 64 | Evangeline Lilly, Marisa Miller, Brad Paisley Evangeline Lilly and Brad Paisley are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-12 | |
| 65 | Martin Short, Amy Ryan Dave obsesses over his orange tie; live via satellite, a man with a black eye won't talk to Dave; Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan drop by to plug their (fake)… | 2008-02-13 | |
| 66 | Regis Philbin, Joseph Arthur Regis Philbin and Joseph Arthur are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-14 | |
| 67 | Charles Barkley, Bill Burr Charles Barkley talks hoops and dodges questions about running for governor of Alabama; a CBS executive stops the show to grill Dave; comedian Bill Burr riffs o… | 2008-02-15 | |
| 68 | Dennis Quaid, Ryan Newman, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings Dennis Quaid and Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-18 | |
| 69 | Randy Jackson, Saffron Burrows, Ray Davies Bill Scheft apologizes for a bad Dick Cheney joke, citing tainted roast beef; after Dave mentions the resignation of Fidel Castro, a certain angry audience memb… | 2008-02-19 | |
| 70 | Amy Sedaris, Erika Jensen, Foo Fighters Paul stars in a spoof of VH1's hit reality show "Rock of Love"; Martha Stewart and Emeril Lagasse read the Top Ten; grocery-bagging champ Erika Jensen takes Dav… | 2008-02-20 | |
| 71 | Steve Martin, hand shadows performance with Raymond Crowe Steve Martin is the scheduled guest. Plus, a hand shadow demonstration! | 2008-02-21 | |
| 72 | Diddy, Al Lubel Lt. Len Easton resurfaces; "Harry Letterman" is spotted having a smoke backstage, and later flirts with Paul's teenage daughter; Diddy promotes the upcoming mad… | 2008-02-22 | |
| 73 | Will Ferrell, Michael McDonald Live via satellite, Osama bin Laden accepts an Academy Award; Will Ferrell plugs Semi-Pro and pays homage to "The Sound of Music"; Michael McDonald performed "(… | 2008-02-25 | |
| 74 | Courteney Cox, Thomas Friedman, Chingy with Ludacris Courtney Cox, Thomas Friedman, Chingy, and Ludacris are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-26 | |
| 75 | Kid Scientists, Natalie Portman, Kenna "AMPTP President Nick Counter" and "Writers Guild Executive Director David Young" call a truce... and make out; in tonight's remote, Andy Kindler visits a toy c… | 2008-02-27 | |
| 76 | Amy Adams, Jamie Oliver, Liam Finn Amy Adams, Jamie Oliver, and Liam Finn are the scheduled guests. | 2008-02-28 | |
| 77 | Woody Harrelson, Tommy Tiernan Woody Harrelson discusses "tea-bagging" while kite surfing and plugs Semi-Pro; a cat scratching post is the latest object on "Will It Float?"; British comedian … | 2008-02-29 | |
| 78 | Jim Carrey, Paula Abdul Jim Carrey and Paula Abdul are the scheduled guests. | 2008-03-10 | |
| 79 | Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg Dave comments on the Gov. Eliot Spitzer scandal; the backdrop scalper (Mike McIntee) tries to sell Dave some Snoop Dogg tickets, even though he's on the show; M… | 2008-03-11 | |
| 80 | Charlize Theron, Lewis Black, British Sea Power Charlize Theron, Lewis Black, and British Sea Power are the scheduled guests. | 2008-03-12 | |
| 81 | Kate Beckinsale, Graham Colton Dave tears up a new five-dollar bill and ketchup spills out; the 2008 Wild Turkey Bourbon Grand National Gobbling champs strut their stuff; "Johnny Twain" drops… | 2008-03-13 | |
| 82 | Jaime Pressly, Brian Regan Jaime Pressly and Brian Regan are the scheduled guests. | 2008-03-14 | |
| 83 | Rainn Wilson, Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg, Bell X1 Rainn Wilson, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, and Bell X1 are the scheduled guests. | 2008-03-17 | |
| 84 | Al Franken, Lauren Conrad, The Cribs Dave gives an update on his tick infection; a man from Texas plays "What's In The Soup?" at Hello Deli; Al Franken (D-MN) stumps for his US Senator campaign; La… | 2008-03-18 | |
| 85 | Brooke Shields, Seth Meyers, Gutter Twins Cameraman Dave Dorsett is caught drinking on the job; the cast of "Battlestar Galactica" reads the Top Ten; Dave and Brooke Shields discuss foot surgery; Alan r… | 2008-03-19 | |
| 86 | Demi Moore, Anthony Bourdain, Counting Crows An audience woman shares her own tick bite experience with Dave; Alan narrates a history of the Ed Sullivan Theater, then cuts himself off to use the washroom; … | 2008-03-24 | |
| 87 | Kate Bosworth, John Witherspoon, The Raveonettes Kate Bosworth, John Witherspoon, and The Raveonettes are the scheduled guests. | 2008-03-25 | |
| 88 | Brian Williams, Judy Greer, Langhorne Slim Brian Williams, Judy Greer, and Langhorne Slim are the scheduled guests. | 2008-03-26 | |
| 89 | Helen Mirren, Jose Canseco | 2008-03-31 | |
| 90 | Sen. John McCain, Cat Power | 2008-04-01 | |
| 91 | George Clooney, Norah Jones | 2008-04-02 | |
| 92 | Renee Zellweger, Gayle King, Paddy Casey | 2008-04-03 | |
| 93 | Ellen Pompeo, Jay-Z, Mary J. Blige | 2008-04-04 | |
| 94 | Al Pacino, David Wright | 2008-04-14 | |
| 95 | Kelsey Grammer, Kristen Bell, Rogue Wave After Kelsey Grammer shares a disgusting antedote about his pet, Dave theorizes that every great story ends with "...and then the dog ate it." His hypothesis is… | 2008-04-15 | |
| 96 | Uma Thurman, Graham Rahal, The Gossip | 2008-04-16 | |
| 97 | Kelly Ripa, Dr. John P. Holdren, The Black Keys Kelly Ripa, The Black Keys | 2008-04-17 | |
| 98 | Amy Poehler, Jason Segel, Jordan Zevon | 2008-04-18 | |
| 99 | Billy Crystal, Maria Sharapova Dave discusses Harry's T-ball debut; the backdrop scalper tries to sell Papel Mass tickets a week late; Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan spend a day at New Yor… | 2008-04-21 | |
| 100 | Helen Hunt, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Kathleen Edwards | 2008-04-22 | |
| 101 | Danica Patrick, Russell Brand, Tokyo Police Club | 2008-04-23 | |
| 102 | Tina Fey, Brett Favre, Estelle Dave recalls being stuck in an elevator, with time-lapse footage of his ordeal; Tina Fey plugs Baby Mama; Brett Favre makes it clear that he has no intention of… | 2008-04-24 | |
| 103 | Craig Ferguson, Ira Glass, The Black Crowes | 2008-04-25 | |
| 104 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Richard Lewis, The Roots with Chrisette Michele | 2008-04-28 | |
| 105 | Robert Downey Jr., Alicia Keys | 2008-04-29 | |
| 106 | Matthew Broderick, Heidi Montag, Josh Groban | 2008-04-30 | |
| 107 | John Goodman, Bear Grylls, Robyn | 2008-05-01 | |
| 108 | Patrick Dempsey, Isabella Rossellini, Nick Lowe | 2008-05-02 | |
| 109 | Jimmy Kimmel, Lance Burton, Jimmy Eat World | 2008-05-05 | |
| 110 | Ashton Kutcher, Mac King, Steve Winwood | 2008-05-06 | |
| 111 | Emile Hirsch, Tom Dreesen, Dirk Arthur | 2008-05-07 | |
| 112 | Paris Hilton, Steve Wyrick, Panic at the Disco | 2008-05-08 | |
| 113 | Barbara Walters, Cobie Smulders, Penn & Teller | 2008-05-09 | |
| 114 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Shia LaBeouf, N.E.R.D. | 2008-05-12 | |
| 115 | Regis Philbin, Laura Dern, Death Cab for Cutie | 2008-05-13 | |
| 116 | Jack Hanna, Kid Rock | 2008-05-14 | |
| 117 | America Ferrera, Russell Brand, Terry Fator | 2008-05-15 | |
| 118 | Teri Hatcher, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. | 2008-05-16 | |
| 119 | Kevin Spacey, Sen. Jim Webb, Sara Bareilles | 2008-05-19 | |
| 120 | Harrison Ford, Ali Lohan, Leona Lewis | 2008-05-20 | |
| 121 | Kristin Davis, Jimmy Buffett | 2008-05-21 | |
| 122 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Piedmont Bird Callers, Republic Tigers | 2008-05-22 | |
| 123 | Liv Tyler, Sue Johanson, Tommy Johnagin | 2008-05-23 | |
| 124 | Adam Sandler, Scott Dixon, Donna Summer | 2008-06-02 | |
| 125 | Julianne Moore, Morgan Spurlock, a performance from the Broadway musical "South Pacific" | 2008-06-03 | |
| 126 | Jack Black, Esperanza Spalding | 2008-06-04 | |
| 127 | Julia Roberts, Al Green | 2008-06-05 | |
| 128 | Jenna Fischer, Jim Nantz, Gavin Rossdale | 2008-06-06 | |
| 129 | Tom Brokaw, Elettra Wiedemann, Gnarls Barkley | 2008-06-09 | |
| 130 | Mark Wahlberg, Jeff Peckman, Alanis Morissette | 2008-06-10 | |
| 131 | Zooey Deschanel, Scott McClellan, Jakob Dylan | 2008-06-11 | |
| 132 | Ben Kingsley, Artie Lange, Emmylou Harris Ben Kingsley and Emmylou Harris are the scheduled guests. | 2008-06-12 | |
| 133 | Whoopi Goldberg , Spencer Pratt, Nick Griffin | 2008-06-13 | |
| 134 | Mike Myers, BMX star Kevin Robinson, Adele | 2008-06-16 | |
| 135 | Steve Carell, Lance Armstrong, Dr. John Dave attempts to channel the spirit of President Harry Truman, but ends up getting his voice mail; with Rupert's assistance, a tourist from British Columbia tak… | 2008-06-17 | |
| 136 | Kevin Garnett & Ray Allen, Jane Krakowski, Martha Wainwright | 2008-06-18 | |
| 137 | Jason Bateman, Teri Garr, Keyshia Cole | 2008-06-19 | |
| 138 | Denis Leary, The Baseball Project | 2008-06-20 | |
| 139 | Will Smith, Joe Buck Dave discusses watching his son play T-ball; Dave embarasses George Clarke by addressing him as Thomas Beatie (that pregnant transgendered guy); Will Smith plug… | 2008-06-23 | |
| 140 | Charlize Theron, Richard Belzer, Mötley Crüe After a gag about "Martian Ice" bombs, Dave gives the red-colored ice to an audience member; over at Hello Deli, Deborah Lynn plays "Psychic Gasoline" (and lose… | 2008-06-24 | |
| 141 | Abigail Breslin, Barry Sonnenfeld, Tift Merritt | 2008-06-25 | |
| 142 | Mary-Kate Olsen, Jim Gaffigan, Gavin DeGraw | 2008-06-26 | |
| 143 | Morgan Freeman, Kaley Cuoco, Wild Sweet Orange | 2008-06-27 | |
| 144 | Pierce Brosnan, Bud Selig, Jason Mraz | 2008-07-14 | |
| 145 | Meryl Streep, Aaron Eckhart, Randy Travis | 2008-07-15 | |
| 146 | Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Young, The Hold Steady | 2008-07-16 | |
| 147 | Ricky Gervais, John Mellencamp Following "Top Ten Signs It's Time To Wash Your Monkey," Lyle the Intern unsuccessfully tries to persuade Dave into opening a Pizza Hut franchise. Also, John Me… | 2008-07-17 | |
| 148 | Rosie Perez, David Sedaris | 2008-07-18 | |
| 149 | Will Ferrell, Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman Will Ferrell, Adam Savage, and Jamie Hyneman are the scheduled guests. | 2008-07-21 | |
| 150 | Amanda Peet, Jon Hamm, Augustana Dave welcomes back Bill Scheft, who was sidelined with hip surgery; Small Town News is interrupted by a guy in a Batman mask; Amanda Peet plugs the "X-Files" se… | 2008-07-22 | |
| 151 | John C. Reilly, Jane Mayer, Grizzly Bear John C. Reilly, Jane Mayer, and Grizzly Bear are the scheduled guests. | 2008-07-23 | |
| 152 | David Duchovny, Black Kids Featuring David Duchovny (The X-Files: I Want To Believe) and Black Kids (Partie Traumatic) | 2008-07-24 | |
| 153 | Nathan Lane, Larry "Bubbles" Brown, Randy Bachman | 2008-07-25 | |
| 154 | Gillian Anderson, Simon Pegg, We Are Scientists Dave describes an incident during the monologue where Inky's cue-cards went AWOL; Dave and Paul acknowledge the passing of ex-WMDB guitarist Hiram Bullock; Gill… | 2008-07-28 | |
| 155 | Kevin Costner, Bob Sarlatte, Low vs. Diamond | 2008-07-29 | |
| 156 | Pamela Anderson, James Franco, Atmosphere Pamela Anderson, James Franco,Atmosphere | 2008-07-30 | |
| 157 | Luke Wilson, Mindy Kaling, Michael Lauziere | 2008-07-31 | |
| 158 | Richard Simmons, Mary-Louise Parker Paul Thoresen appears again to drop a 55-gallon water balloon on a '94 Chevy LeBaron convertible; Dave and Richard Simmons have another animated interview, in w… | 2008-08-01 | |
| 159 | Seth Rogen, Fleet Foxes | 2008-08-04 | |
| 160 | Kelly Ripa, Steve Coogan, Spiritualized | 2008-08-05 | |
| 161 | Penelope Cruz, Danny Way, Randy Newman Penelope Cruz, Randy Newman, Danny Way | 2008-06-06 | |
| 162 | Kiefer Sutherland, Rumer Willis, Phil Vassar | 2008-08-07 | |
| 163 | Donald Trump, Dwayne Kennedy Donald Trump discusses real estate in Abu Dhabi; "WIll It Float?" is played on the roof; Dwayne Kennedy riffs on the possibility of a black president | 2008-08-08 | |
| 164 | Shawn Johnson, Tracy Morgan, Solange | 2008-08-25 | |
| 165 | Bryan Clay, Don Cheadle, Little Anthony & The Imperials Tonight on "Get to Know Delaware," a fun fact about neighboring Pennsylvania; Dave's "son" throws a beer bottle at a green room TV; live from Denver, Biff fails… | 2008-08-26 | |
| 166 | Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor, Neil Patrick Harris, Nas Olympic Gold Medalists Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor, Neil Patrick Harris and Nas are the scheduled guests. | 2008-08-27 | |
| 167 | Brad Garrett, Blake Lively, Randy Houser | 2008-08-28 | |
| 168 | Amy Sedaris, Kim Kardashian, Brian Regan Water-balloon fiend Paul Thoresen drops a 55-gallon bomb on a convertable with three "tourists" (mannequins); the Democratic National Convention is over but Bif… | 2008-08-29 |
Season 16 · 2008 · 200 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, Terrence Howard Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, and Terrence Howard are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-02 | |
| 2 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Tilda Swinton, Tricky Dr. Phil McGraw, Tilda Swinton, and Tricky are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-03 | |
| 3 | Robin Williams, Shannen Doherty, Duffy Following the previous night's acceptance speech, Dave admits to underestimating Gov. Sarah Palin; Andy Kindler makes his last report from the GOP convention in… | 2008-09-04 | |
| 4 | John Malkovich, Hayden Panettiere, Steve Earle John Malkovich, Hayden Panettiere, and Steve Earle are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-05 | |
| 5 | Keira Knightley, Thomas L. Friedman Keira Knightley and Thomas L. Friedman are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-08 | |
| 6 | Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Russo, Michael Buble Jada Pinkett-Smith, Chris Russo, and Michael Buble are the scheduled guests. Plus, the second annual NASCAR Top Twelve! | 2008-09-09 | |
| 7 | Sen. Barack Obama, LeBron James Sen. Barack Obama and LeBron James are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-10 | |
| 8 | Jessica Simpson, Jack Hanna Jessica Simpson and Jack Hanna are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-11 | |
| 9 | Meg Ryan, Ricky Gervais Throughout the night, Olympic high-jumpers strut their stuff out on 53rd Street; Dave reads from the "Late Show Fun Facts" book, in stores next week; in her fir… | 2008-09-12 | |
| 10 | Bill Clinton, Chris Rock Former President William Jefferson Clinton and Chris Rock are the scheduled guests. | 2008-09-22 | |
| 11 | Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen & Tim Reid, Kings of Leon Lyle the Intern fails to convince Dave to join his latest scam; Julianne Moore discusses her trip to Brazil and plugs Blindness; Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen do sta… | 2008-09-23 | |
| 12 | Keith Olbermann, Chandra Wilson, Delta Goodrem Keith Olbermann, Chandra Wilson, Delta Goodrem | 2008-09-24 | |
| 13 | Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, Morningwood Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, Morningwood | 2008-09-25 | |
| 14 | Lance Armstrong, Kristen Wiig, TV on the Radio Lance Armstrong, Kristen Wiig, TV on the Radio | 2008-09-26 | |
| 15 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Pete Seeger Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Pete Seeger | 2008-09-29 | |
| 16 | Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, The Virgins Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, The Virgins | 2008-09-30 | |
| 17 | Kate Walsh, Barry Sonnenfeld, Darius Rucker | 2008-10-01 | |
| 18 | Calista Flockhart, Bill Hader, Lucinda Williams | 2008-10-02 | |
| 19 | Brian Williams, Tim Robbins Dave comments on the previous night's vice-presidential debate, which is followed by a string of Unfair Edits; NBC anchorman Brian Williams also throws in his t… | 2008-10-03 | |
| 20 | Russell Crowe, Sarah Vowell, The Pretenders | 2008-10-06 | |
| 21 | Debra Messing, John Carter, Tegan & Sara Dave presents the (fake) opening credits of the second presidential debate, which closely resemble Magnum P.I.; Debra Messing plugs "The Starter Wife" and takes… | 2008-10-07 | |
| 22 | Dennis Quaid, Sarah Chalke, Buddy Guy | 2008-10-08 | |
| 23 | Bill Murray, Beck Michael Bearden fills in for Paul; a man wanders onstage to get his copy of the Fun Facts book autographed; Bill Murray promotes City of Ember and conducts a to… | 2008-10-09 | |
| 24 | Jeremy Piven, Elizabeth Banks, Lou Reed Tonight on "Late Show Green Tips," Chris and Gerard show off their new hybrid; Jeremy Piven discusses winning his third Emmy; Alan has a few words to say to Gov… | 2008-10-10 | |
| 25 | Sarah Silverman, the Teutuls, Ra Ra Riot | 2008-10-13 | |
| 26 | Josh Brolin, Amy Sedaris, Blues Traveler | 2008-10-14 | |
| 27 | Martin Short, Marv Albert | 2008-10-15 | |
| 28 | Sen. John McCain, Ne-Yo | 2008-10-16 | |
| 29 | Tina Fey, Frank Caliendo, Tim Montana | 2008-10-17 | |
| 30 | Bill O'Reilly, Lauren Conrad Bill O'Reilly and Lauren Conrad are the scheduled guests. | 2008-10-27 | |
| 31 | Regis Philbin, James Taylor Regis Philbin and James Taylor are the scheduled guests. | 2008-10-28 | |
| 32 | Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, Ryan Adams Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, and Ryan Adams & The Cardinals are the scheduled guests. | 2008-10-29 | |
| 33 | Ashley Olsen, Paul Rudd, John Legend "New Halloween Costumes" include Sarah Palin's passport, the Dow Jones Industrial Average, Amy Winehouse's hair, and an oversized copy of the Fun Facts book; Co… | 2008-10-30 | |
| 34 | Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel, and George Clinton are the scheduled guests. | 2008-10-31 | |
| 35 | Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, Jenny Lewis, a Top Ten List by Ricky Gervais Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, and Jenny Lewis are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten from Ricky Gervais! | 2008-11-03 | |
| 36 | Tom Brokaw, Vera Farmiga Dave shares a few thoughts on election night; an audience member panics when he realizes he forgot to vote; Tom Brokaw promotes his best-selling book, "Boom!"; … | 2008-11-05 | |
| 37 | Ben Stiller, Q-Tip Ben Stiller and Q-Tip the scheduled guests. Plus, the Kid Scientists of Naperville, IL! | 2008-11-06 | |
| 38 | Natalie Portman, Artie Lange, Brad Paisley Alec Baldwin endorses the Fun Facts book; Natalie Portman discusses campaigning for President-elect Obama; Bill Scheft begs the new president to make an ass of … | 2008-11-07 | |
| 39 | Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, Taylor Swift Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, and Taylor Swift are the scheduled guests. | 2008-11-10 | |
| 40 | Don Rickles, Amy Brenneman, Alicia Keys Dave shows a clip of King Tut's mummy appearing on Maury; NFL superstar Terrell Owens presents the Top Ten; the legendary Don Rickles plugs his new book and rif… | 2008-11-11 | |
| 41 | Russell Brand, Charlie Haden Russell Brand and Charlie Haden are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks! | 2008-11-12 | |
| 42 | Bruce Willis, Sia Bruce Willis and Sia are the scheduled guests. | 2008-11-13 | |
| 43 | Bill Cosby, Matt Braunger A plug for Tribute Bands Week; Bill Cosby does some stand-up, promotes the "Cosby Show" complete series DVD set and comments on the election; The Answer (making… | 2008-11-14 | |
| 44 | Emma Thompson, Michelle Felicetta, Purple Reign Emma Thompson and fox attack survivor Michelle Felicetta are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 1 of "Tribute Band Week" with Purple Reign! | 2008-11-17 | |
| 45 | Carla Bruni Sarkozy, Jack Hanna, Cold Hard Cash With First Lady of France Carla Bruni Sarkozy on the show, Dave wonders if he'll accidentally start an international incident; Lyle the Intern and his pal "Rudy… | 2008-11-18 | |
| 46 | Katie Couric, Dev Patel, Mr. Brownstone Day 3 of "Tribute Band Week" with Mr. Brownstone. Plus, Katie Couric! | 2008-11-19 | |
| 47 | Stephen Colbert, Kristen Stewart, Super Diamond Stephen Colbert and Kristen Stewart are the scheduled guests. | 2008-11-20 | |
| 48 | James Franco, Bruce McCall, The Allstarz James Franco and Bruce McCall are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 5 of "Tribute Band Week" with The Allstarz! | 2008-11-21 | |
| 49 | Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, Kanye West Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, and Kanye West are the scheduled guests. | 2008-11-24 | |
| 50 | Reese Witherspoon, Harry Connick Jr. Dave calls out Tony for making him read the same monologue joke twice; after President Bush pardoned 14 convicted felons that week, Dave and Alan grant clemency… | 2008-11-25 | |
| 51 | Teri Hatcher, Ludacris Teri Hatcher, Ludacris, and T-Pain are the scheduled guests. | 2008-11-26 | |
| 52 | Denis Leary, John Mayer Denis Leary and John Mayer are the scheduled guests. Plus, Dave's Mom and the 16th annual pie-guessing contest! | 2008-11-27 | |
| 53 | Tom Arnold, Faith Hill Bruce Willis promotes the Fun Facts book, declaring the tome "Yippee-ki-larious, mother****er!"; Tom Arnold laments the failure of his third marriage and plugs … | 2008-11-28 | |
| 54 | Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, The Duke Spirit Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, and The Duke Spirit are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from the Ball State University football team! | 2008-12-08 | |
| 55 | Amy Adams, Michael Sheen, Jamey Johnson Amy Adams, Michael Sheen, and Jamey Johnson are the scheduled guests. | 2008-12-09 | |
| 56 | Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, Loudon Wainwright III Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, and Loudon Wainwright III are the scheduled guests. | 2008-12-10 | |
| 57 | Sen. John McCain, Bon Iver Sen. John McCain and Bon Iver are the scheduled guests. | 2008-12-11 | |
| 58 | Meryl Streep, Jeff Altman In need of a pick-me-up, Dave repeats the sneezing monkey clip; a bronchitis-stricken Meryl Streep promotes Doubt; Dave's old buddy Jeff Altman does a few impre… | 2008-12-12 | |
| 59 | Adam Sandler Adam Sandler is the scheduled guest. Plus, a Holiday Toy Demo! | 2008-12-15 | |
| 60 | Tom Cruise, Fall Out Boy Tom Cruise and Fall Out Boy are the scheduled guests. | 2008-12-16 | |
| 61 | Jennifer Aniston, Broken Social Scene Jennifer Aniston and Broken Social Scene are the scheduled guests, and a special top ten list with Jim Carrey. | 2008-12-17 | |
| 62 | Will Smith, Of Montreal Will Smith and Of Montreal are the scheduled guests. | 2008-12-18 | |
| 63 | Jerry Seinfeld, Leona Lewis Jerry Seinfeld and Leona Lewis are the scheduled guests. | 2008-12-19 | |
| 64 | Dustin Hoffman, Todd Rundgren Dustin Hoffman and Todd Rundgren guest.
PLUS: An Apology from Bernie Madoff; Coach Mike Singletary; the Bitter Cold Hits the "Today" Show; the Al Qaeda Holiday… | 2008-12-22 | |
| 65 | Jay Thomas, Mickey Rourke, Darlene Love Mickey Rourke; Jay Thomas; and Darlene Love.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a sneezing monkey; a top ten list; Holiday Quarterback Challenge; an… | 2008-12-23 | |
| 66 | Tracy Morgan, Matt Braunger Dave shows a (phony) clip of Larry King interviewing the shoe that was thrown at President Bush; Tracy Morgan jokes about his recent legal troubles; Dave asks P… | 2008-12-26 | |
| 67 | Kate Hudson, Glasvegas Kate Hudson; and Glasvegas.
PLUS: CNN Clip of the Night; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Homeland Security USA; Changes in the Late Show 2009; the Pres… | 2009-01-05 | |
| 68 | Kevin James, Becky Quick, Erin McCarley Dave delivers a pizza to an audience member, but she's too excited to eat it; Dave reads the "Top Ten Questions"; Kevin James plugs Paul Blart: Mall Cop and dis… | 2009-01-06 | |
| 69 | Ricky Gervais, Rose Byrne, Okkervil River Ricky Gervais; Rose Byrne; and Okkervil River.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Ball State at the GMAC Bowl; what's popular on the Monkey Channel;… | 2009-01-07 | |
| 70 | Kate Winslet, Marv Albert Kate Winslet; and Marv Albert.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Front Page of the New York Post; Regis in High-Def; and a Top Ten List. | 2009-01-08 | |
| 71 | Kiefer Sutherland, Wendy Liebman Kiefer Sutherland; and Wendy Liebman.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a monkey sneezing; a squid sneezing; Dick Cheney Lie Count; Governor Bill R… | 2009-01-09 | |
| 72 | Billy Crystal, Kara DioGuardi Billy Crystal; and Kara DioGuardi.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; an Odd Blagojevich Press Conference; 49er Coach Mike Singletary; and a Top Ten… | 2009-01-12 | |
| 73 | Salma Hayek, Jimmie Walker Salma Hayek; and Jimmie Walker.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; phone call for David Letterman; little known things about the Bush Administration… | 2009-01-13 | |
| 74 | Clint Eastwood, Randy Rogers Band Clint Eastwood; and Randy Rogers Band.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; The 9th Anniversary of Dave's Quintuple; and Alan Kalter's Celebrity Inter… | 2009-01-14 | |
| 75 | Kyra Sedgwick, Gwen Ifill Kyra Sedgwick; and Gwen Ifill.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; George W. Bush cleaning his glasses; Inauguration Day Plans; filling in for Osama … | 2009-01-15 | |
| 76 | Zach Braff, Arj Barker, The Airborne Toxic Event Zach Braff; Arj Barker; and The Airborne Toxic Event.
PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; "Bride Wars"; Mystery Sound in Space; Alan Kalter's How It … | 2009-01-16 | |
| 77 | Brian Williams, Ben Kweller | 2009-01-26 | |
| 78 | Evangeline Lilly, Seth Meyers, Andrew Bird | 2009-01-27 | |
| 79 | Lauren Graham, Guy Fieri, MENEW | 2009-01-28 | |
| 80 | Renee Zellweger, Tony Dungy, Graham Nash sits in with the band | 2009-01-29 | |
| 81 | Mary Hicks, the Gaslight Anthem | 2009-01-30 | |
| 82 | Ben Roethlisberger, Steve Martin | 2009-02-02 | |
| 83 | Rod Blagojevich, Richard Jenkins | 2009-02-03 | |
| 84 | Joe Torre, Demetri Martin, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt | 2009-02-04 | |
| 85 | Isla Fisher, extreme fisherman Matt Watson, Mark Olson and Gary Louris, a Top Ten List presented by Lil' Wayne | 2009-02-05 | |
| 86 | Dakota Fanning, Keith Alberstadt, Beirut | 2009-02-06 | |
| 87 | Naomi Watts, Danny McBride, 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover reveal | 2009-02-09 | |
| 88 | The crew of US Airways "Miracle On The Hudson" Flight 1549, Heartless Bastards | 2009-02-10 | |
| 89 | Joaquin Phoenix, Bar Refaeli, Anthony Hamilton | 2009-02-11 | |
| 90 | Chris Russo, the Jonas Brothers, Ashford & Simpson | 2009-02-12 | |
| 91 | Martha Stewart, Jake Johannsen, Matt Nathanson | 2009-02-13 | |
| 92 | Ellen Pompeo, Daytona 500 winner Matt Kenseth, Willie Nelson with Asleep at the Wheel | 2009-02-16 | |
| 93 | Bonnie Hunt, M. Ward | 2009-02-17 | |
| 94 | Donald Trump, Antony and the Johnsons | 2009-02-18 | |
| 95 | David Spade, Jeffrey Sachs, David Sanborn with Sam Moore | 2009-02-19 | |
| 96 | Barbara Walters, Mike Birbiglia, Shemekia Copeland | 2009-02-20 | |
| 97 | Katie Couric, U2 | 2009-03-02 | |
| 98 | Felicity Huffman, Artie Lange, U2 | 2009-03-03 | |
| 99 | Dr. Phil McGraw, U2 | 2009-03-04 | |
| 100 | Jon Stewart, U2, a Top Ten List featuring 10 Team USA members from the World Baseball Classic Jon Stewart is scheduled to appear. Plus, Day 4 of U2 Week! | 2009-03-05 | |
| 101 | Jason Segel, Brian Kiley, U2 | 2009-03-06 | |
| 102 | Russell Brand, Jack Hanna | 2009-03-09 | |
| 103 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Paul Rudd, Razorlight | 2009-03-10 | |
| 104 | Tom Brokaw, An Horse | 2009-03-11 | |
| 105 | Andy Samberg, Paul Teutul Sr., the Broadway cast of "West Side Story" | 2009-03-12 | |
| 106 | Will Ferrell, Cursive | 2009-03-13 | |
| 107 | Nicolas Cage, Rachel Maddow | 2009-03-16 | |
| 108 | Julia Roberts, Bell X1 | 2009-03-17 | |
| 109 | Craig Ferguson, Ginnifer Goodwin, Modest Mouse | 2009-03-18 | |
| 110 | Billy Crystal, Kara DioGuardi, a Top Ten List presented by Owen Wilson After discussing Bruce Willis' wedding at length, Dave mentions that he married his longtime girlfriend in a private ceremony this past weekend, than explains a… | 2009-03-19 | |
| 111 | David Spade, Richard Zoglin, David Sanborn and Sam Moore Via videotape, Osama bin Laden congratulates Dave on his marriage to Regina; tonight on "At Home with the Madoffs," Bernie and Ruth watch TV; Mary Tyler Moore p… | 2009-03-20 | |
| 112 | Hugh Laurie, Bloc Party | 2009-03-23 | |
| 113 | Mary Tyler Moore, Blake Lively, White Lies | 2009-03-24 | |
| 114 | Christina Applegate, Jim Gaffigan, Jesse Harris with Norah Jones | 2009-03-25 | |
| 115 | Seth Rogen, Tom Dreesen, Adele Following the monologue, two goons walk off with Tony, claiming he's been adopted by Madonna; in lieu of Biff, Andy Kindler makes the annual trip to Yankees Spr… | 2009-03-30 | |
| 116 | Bill O'Reilly, Marianne Faithfull | 2009-03-31 | |
| 117 | Marg Helgenberger, Francisco Palacios, Ray LaMontagne | 2009-04-01 | |
| 118 | Michael J. Fox, the Fray | 2009-04-02 | |
| 119 | Denis Leary, Diana Krall | 2009-04-03 | |
| 120 | Zac Efron, Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, A.C. Newman with Nicole Atkins | 2009-04-13 | |
| 121 | Kelly Ripa, Bill Scheft, Yeah Yeah Yeahs | 2009-04-14 | |
| 122 | Drew Barrymore, Jack McBrayer, Neko Case | 2009-04-15 | |
| 123 | Matthew Perry, Elisha Cuthbert, Rascal Flatts | 2009-04-16 | |
| 124 | Russell Crowe, Joe Wong | 2009-04-17 | |
| 125 | Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Dunham | 2009-04-20 | |
| 126 | Nathan Lane, Tinted Windows | 2009-04-21 | |
| 127 | Beyonce, Jim Parsons | 2009-04-22 | |
| 128 | Jamie Foxx, Lauren Conrad, the Dead | 2009-04-23 | |
| 129 | Michael Keaton, Lily Allen | 2009-04-24 | |
| 130 | Matthew Fox, Carol Leifer, the All-American Rejects, a Top Ten List presented by Matthew Stafford | 2009-04-27 | |
| 131 | Dolly Parton, Zachary Quinto | 2009-04-28 | |
| 132 | Jennifer Garner, Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk, Manchester Orchestra | 2009-04-29 | |
| 133 | Regis Philbin, a performance by the Broadway cast of "Hair" | 2009-04-30 | |
| 134 | Kiefer Sutherland, Jim Norton, Bat for Lashes | 2009-05-01 | |
| 135 | Gordon Ramsay, Chris Pine, Keri Hilson with Kanye West | 2009-05-04 | |
| 136 | Liev Schreiber, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Franz Ferdinand | 2009-05-05 | |
| 137 | Bruce Willis, Ben Harper & Relentless7 | 2009-05-06 | |
| 138 | Norm MacDonald, a Top Ten List presented by Leonard Nimoy, Animal Collective | 2009-05-07 | |
| 139 | Matthew Broderick, Brian Regan, Chris Cornell | 2009-05-08 | |
| 140 | Tom Hanks, the Killers | 2009-05-11 | |
| 141 | Alec Baldwin, Maya Rudolph, Chrisette Michele | 2009-05-12 | |
| 142 | Robin Williams, Wynton Marsalis | 2009-05-13 | |
| 143 | Kid Scientists, Teri Hatcher, Rick Ross with Magazeen, a Top Ten List presented by Ron Howard | 2009-05-14 | |
| 144 | John Goodman, Tommy Tiernan, Mastodon | 2009-05-15 | |
| 145 | Ben Stiller, White Rabbits | 2009-05-18 | |
| 146 | Jane Fonda, Piedmont Bird Callers, Kenny Chesney | 2009-05-19 | |
| 147 | Stephen Colbert, General Motors Vice Chairman Bob Lutz, Grizzly Bear | 2009-05-20 | |
| 148 | Amy Sedaris, Ed Helms, Jean Redpath | 2009-05-21 | |
| 149 | Ricky Gervais, Green Day | 2009-05-22 | |
| 150 | Bill Cosby, Helio Castroneves, Melody Gardot | 2009-06-01 | |
| 151 | Jack Hanna, John Krasinski | 2009-06-02 | |
| 152 | Jessica Biel, Zach Galifianakis, Steve Earle | 2009-06-03 | |
| 153 | Elvis Costello, a Top Ten List presented by Neil Patrick Harris | 2009-06-04 | |
| 154 | Paris Hilton, Calvin Borel, Steven Wright | 2009-06-05 | |
| 155 | Howard Stern, Mos Def | 2009-06-08 | |
| 156 | Julia Roberts, Black Eyed Peas | 2009-06-09 | |
| 157 | Kathy Griffin, Stupid Human Tricks, Sonic Youth, an NBA Finals report by Phoenix Suns' Steve Nash | 2009-06-10 | |
| 158 | Denzel Washington, the Jonas Brothers, a Top Ten List with Regis Philbin | 2009-06-11 | |
| 159 | Sandra Bullock, Pete Correale, P.J. Harvey & John Parish | 2009-06-12 | |
| 160 | Jack Black, M.A. Sanjayan | 2009-06-15 | |
| 161 | Michelle Pfeiffer, Judah Friedlander, Ian McLagan & the Bump Band | 2009-06-16 | |
| 162 | Ryan Reynolds, Padma Lakshmi, the Eels | 2009-06-17 | |
| 163 | Danny DeVito, Bear Grylls, Phoenix Dave welcomes the star of the FX network comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", Danny Devito. Topics include Danny's now infamous Youtube moment when it a… | 2009-06-18 | |
| 164 | Jada Pinkett Smith, Michael Cera, the Sounds Jada Pinkett-Smith discusses her new role as a doctor in the TnT Tuesday night drama, "Hawthorne" and her oldest son, Jaden's new role in the Karate Kid remake,… | 2009-06-19 | |
| 165 | Samuel L. Jackson, Emeril Lagasse, Iggy Pop & the Brighton Port Authority | 2009-06-22 | |
| 166 | Sandra Day O'Connor, MSTRKRFT with John Legend, a Top Ten List presented by Lucas Glover | 2009-06-23 | |
| 167 | Ray Romano, St. Vincent | 2009-06-24 | |
| 168 | Johnny Depp, Megan Fox | 2009-06-25 | |
| 169 | Martin Short, Regina Spektor | 2009-06-26 | |
| 170 | Serena Williams, Hayden Panettiere, Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band | 2009-07-06 | |
| 171 | Sacha Baron Cohen, Joel McHale | 2009-07-07 | |
| 172 | Queen Latifah, Emma Watson | 2009-07-08 | |
| 173 | Daniel Radcliffe, Veronika Part, Levon Helm, a Top Ten List presented by Bruno | 2009-07-09 | |
| 174 | Rainn Wilson, Larry Miller, Maxwell | 2009-07-10 | |
| 175 | Jonah Hill, Gar Ryness, Kelly Clarkson | 2009-07-13 | |
| 176 | Edie Falco, Michael Showalter, Wilco with Feist | 2009-07-14 | |
| 177 | Paul McCartney, a Top Ten List presented by Bruce Willis | 2009-07-15 | |
| 178 | Anderson Cooper, Anna Paquin, Grizzly Bear | 2009-07-16 | |
| 179 | Tom Arnold, Metric, a Top Ten List presented by Dave's mom Dorothy | 2009-07-17 | |
| 180 | Katherine Heigl, Jeff Altman, Spinnerette | 2009-07-20 | |
| 181 | Kevin Spacey, Jesse James, the Flatlanders, a Top Ten List presented by Stewart Cink | 2009-07-21 | |
| 182 | Tracy Morgan, Leslie Mann, Diane Birch | 2009-07-22 | |
| 183 | Sean "Diddy" Combs, Vera Farmiga, Ginuwine with Missy Elliott | 2009-07-23 | |
| 184 | Amy Poehler, Nick Griffin, Judy Collins | 2009-07-24 | |
| 185 | Eric Bana, Dave Matthews Band, a Top Ten List presented by Chicago White Sox star Mark Buehrle | 2009-07-27 | |
| 186 | Katie Couric, Silversun Pickups | 2009-07-28 | |
| 187 | Amy Adams, Tom Dreesen, Elbow | 2009-07-29 | |
| 188 | Adam Sandler, Cage the Elephant Quentin Tarantino, Eric Ripert, and Robert Cray are the scheduled guests. | 2009-07-30 | |
| 189 | Regis Philbin, Ted Alexandro, Dave Matthews Band | 2009-07-31 | |
| 190 | Quentin Tarantino, Eric Ripert, Robert Cray | 2009-08-17 | |
| 191 | Donald Trump, Diane Kruger, Billy Currington, a Top Ten List presented by Britney Spears | 2009-08-18 | |
| 192 | Mike Myers, Ken Burns | 2009-08-19 | |
| 193 | Anna Wintour, Mark Teixeira | 2009-08-24 | |
| 194 | Renee Zellweger, Gary Mule Deer | 2009-08-20 | |
| 195 | Christina Applegate, Brendan Benson, Patton Oswalt | 2009-08-21 | |
| 196 | Anna Wintour, Mark Teixeira | 2009-08-24 | |
| 197 | Mary-Louise Parker, Eugene Levy, Jet | 2009-08-25 | |
| 198 | Anne Heche, Jim Parsons, Care Bears on Fire | 2009-08-26 | |
| 199 | Andy Roddick, Rachael Ray, Mutemath | 2009-08-27 | |
| 200 | Artie Lange, Todd Barry, Imogen Heap | 2009-08-28 |
Season 17 · 2009 · 245 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Howie Mandel, Dock Diving Dogs, Dirty Projectors Dave makes an unusual offer to Moammar Khadafi; throughout the night, Dock Diving Dogs make a splash out on 53rd Street; Howie Mandel explains the origins of hi… | 2009-08-31 | |
| 2 | Jeremy Piven, Rumer Willis, Black Crowes A message from the Department of Labor; a staffer gives Dave a 16th anniversary t-shirt (courtesy of Dave); Jeremy Piven puts the mercury poisoning rumors to re… | 2009-09-01 | |
| 3 | Jason Bateman and White House official Dr. John P. Holdren | 2009-09-02 | |
| 4 | Billy Crystal and John Fogerty Billy Crystal and John Fogerty are the scheduled guests. | 2009-09-03 | |
| 5 | Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Mazan, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Footage of Dick Cheney wheezing through an interview on Fox News; Dave expresses jealousy towards Neil Patrick Harris for appearing on the cover of the CBS/Viac… | 2009-09-04 | |
| 6 | Tony Blair and Julianna Margulies Tony Blair and Julianna Margulies are the scheduled guests. | 2009-09-08 | |
| 7 | Jay-Z, Martha Stewart, and George Jones | 2009-09-09 | |
| 8 | Matt Damon and Jack Hanna | 2009-09-10 | |
| 9 | Michael Douglas, Leighton Meester, and Kid Cudi | 2009-09-11 | |
| 10 | President Barack Obama Barack Obama becomes the first president to appear on the Late Show while in office. During his 30+ minute sit-down with Dave, President Obama discusses the eco… | 2009-09-21 | |
| 11 | Former President Bill Clinton and LeBron James | 2009-09-22 | |
| 12 | Simon Baker and Mary J. Blige | 2009-09-23 | |
| 13 | Craig Ferguson, Kristin Chenoweth, and Snow Patrol | 2009-09-24 | |
| 14 | Bruce Willis, LL Cool J, and The Noisettes | 2009-09-25 | |
| 15 | Felicity Huffman, Dr. Mehmet Oz, and The Avett Brothers | 2009-09-28 | |
| 16 | Kelsey Grammer, Alyson Hannigan, and Miranda Lambert | 2009-09-29 | |
| 17 | Madonna and Harry Connick Jr. | 2009-09-30 | |
| 18 | Woody Harrelson and Kim Kardashian | 2009-10-01 | |
| 19 | Larry David, Olivia Wilde and Tom Russell Larry David, Olivia Wilde and Tom Russell are the scheduled guests. | 2009-10-02 | |
| 20 | Steve Martin and Lea Michele | 2009-10-05 | |
| 21 | CBS Orchestra bandleader Paul Shaffer, Eliza Dushku and KISS CBS Orchestra bandleader Paul Shaffer, Eliza Dushku and KISS are the scheduled guests. | 2009-10-06 | |
| 22 | Vince Vaughn, Carey Mulligan, and Rosanne Cash | 2009-10-07 | |
| 23 | Kristin Davis and Barry Sonnenfeld | 2009-10-08 | |
| 24 | Jon Hamm, Andy Kindler, and Brett Dennen | 2009-10-09 | |
| 25 | Garry Shandling, Kaley Cuoco, and Tim McGraw | 2009-10-12 | |
| 26 | Sienna Miller, Aziz Ansari, and Dead By Sunrise | 2009-10-13 | |
| 27 | Tina Fey, Chris Russo, and Mika | 2009-10-14 | |
| 28 | Don Rickles and Built To Spill | 2009-10-15 | |
| 29 | Uma Thurman and Tim McGraw | 2009-10-16 | |
| 30 | Charles Barkley, Cheryl Hines, Harper Simon | 2009-10-26 | |
| 31 | Courteney Cox, William Knoedelseder, Florence and the Machine | 2009-10-27 | |
| 32 | Patrick Dempsey, Bud Selig, Sting | 2009-10-28 | |
| 33 | Tom Hanks, Weezer, a Top Ten List presented by Chad Ochocinco Tom Hanks and Weezer are the scheduled guests. | 2009-10-29 | |
| 34 | Regis Philbin, Brian Regan, Weezer | 2009-10-30 | |
| 35 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Guy Fieri, Carrie Underwood, Top Ten with Meb Keflezighi | 2009-11-02 | |
| 36 | Al Gore, Brad Paisley, a Top Ten List presented by Michael Bublé Al Gore and Brad Paisley are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from Michael Buble! | 2009-11-03 | |
| 37 | Bill Cosby, Ryan Bingham | 2009-11-04 | |
| 38 | Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada & Andy Pettitte, Bill Maher, Keith Urban | 2009-11-05 | |
| 39 | Ricky Gervais, Brian Regan, Ralph Stanley and the Clinch Mountain Boys Ricky Gervais, Brian Regan, and Ralph Stanley are the scheduled guests. | 2009-11-06 | |
| 40 | Bill Murray, Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe | 2009-11-09 | |
| 41 | Jack Hanna, Shakira | 2009-11-10 | |
| 42 | Kate Walsh, Norah Jones Dave rambles on about an pre-show audience question that really wasn't; a Top Ten list with no theme; Kate Walsh looks back at the early days of her acting care… | 2009-11-11 | |
| 43 | Kid Scientists, Amanda Peet, the Cribs with Johnny Marr | 2009-11-12 | |
| 44 | Mariah Carey, Kumail Nanjiani | 2009-11-13 | |
| 45 | Sharon Stone, Seth Meyers, Wyclef Jean and Cyndi Lauper Dave briefly comments on the overusage of the word "douche"; Sharon Stone talks about her kids and defends her decision to pose topless in Paris Match; Seth Mey… | 2009-11-16 | |
| 46 | Penelope Cruz, Joe Cada, The Script | 2009-11-17 | |
| 47 | Robert Pattinson, Ray Davies | 2009-11-18 | |
| 48 | Stephen Colbert, Emily Blunt, John Mayer Stephen Colbert, Emily Blunt, and John Mayer are the scheduled guests. | 2009-11-19 | |
| 49 | Viggo Mortensen, Paula Poundstone, and Lyle Lovett | 2009-11-20 | |
| 50 | Robin Williams, Ashley Greene | 2009-11-23 | |
| 51 | Zac Efron, Carrie Fisher, Rihanna | 2009-11-24 | |
| 52 | Natalie Portman, Adam Lambert Thanksgiving episode with Dave's Mom. Natalie Portman and Adam Lambert are the scheduled guests, and Dave guesses the pie that Dave's Mom made. | 2009-11-25 | |
| 53 | Ray Romano, Anna Kendrick | 2009-12-07 | |
| 54 | Barbara Walters, Blakroc | 2009-12-08 | |
| 55 | Rachel Weisz, Rob Thomas | 2009-12-09 | |
| 56 | Kate Hudson, Dr. James Hansen, Tori Amos | 2009-12-10 | |
| 57 | Kyra Sedgwick, Brian Scott McFadden, Joe Perry | 2009-12-11 | |
| 58 | Hugh Grant, Zoe Saldana, Alicia Keys Hugh Grant, Zoe Saldana, and Alicia Keys are the scheduled guests. | 2009-12-14 | |
| 59 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Leona Lewis | 2009-12-15 | |
| 60 | Robert Downey Jr, Martin Short, and Kris Allen | 2009-12-16 | |
| 61 | Shannon Eis, Jude Law, and Matisyahu | 2009-12-17 | |
| 62 | Tobey Maguire, Tom Dreesen, and Alicia Keys | 2009-12-18 | |
| 63 | Maggie Gyllenhaal and John Witherspoon Maggie Gyllenhaal and John Witherspoon are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten list from Stewie Griffin! | 2009-12-21 | |
| 64 | Susan Sarandon, Colbie Caillat Susan Sarandon and Colbie Caillat are the scheduled guests. Plus, "Top Ten Christmas Carols!" | 2009-12-22 | |
| 65 | Alec Baldwin, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love Alec Baldwin gets intimidated by an acting legend. Also: Jay Thomas returns and Darlene Love sings "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home). | 2009-12-23 | |
| 66 | Michael Cera, Jenna Elfman, David Gray Michael Cera, Jenna Elfman, and David Gray are the scheduled guests. | 2010-01-04 | |
| 67 | Amy Adams, Zachary Levi, Vampire Weekend Did "Chuck" star Zachary Levy almost get a guy killed? Plus: Amy Adams and music from Vampire Weekend. | 2010-01-05 | |
| 68 | Sigourney Weaver, Marv Albert, Julian Casablancas Dave & Sigourney Weaver turn "Avatar" blue. Plus: Marv Albert's wild & wacky sports bloopers and Julian Casablancas performs. | 2010-01-06 | |
| 69 | Bradley Cooper, Rachel Maddow, Nick Jonas Bradley Cooper, Rachel Maddow, and Nick Jonas are the scheduled guests. Plus, the "Top Ten Things I've Learned From the Last 20 Years of Television," presented … | 2010-01-07 | |
| 70 | Teri Hatcher, Jake Johannsen, The Dodos Teri Hatcher strips with broken ribs. Plus: comedian Jake Johannsen and the music of The Dodos. | 2010-01-08 | |
| 72 | Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Sudeikis, Findlay Brown Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Sudeikis, Findlay Brown. | 2010-01-12 | |
| 73 | Kiefer Sutherland, Keri Russell, The Hotrats Why is Kiefer Sutherland wearing a dress? Also tonight: those NBC pinheads, Keri Russell & music from The HotRats. | 2010-01-13 | |
| 74 | Denzel Washington, Dr. O. Wayne Isom, The Low Anthem Was Dave fondled on the operating table? Celebrate the 10th anniversary of his heart surgery with Dr. O. Wayne Isom. Plus Denzel Washington: Bad Heart Surgeon, … | 2010-01-14 | |
| 75 | Glenn Close, Eddie Brill, Matt Morris Tonight: an incredible week comes to an end with Glenn Close, comedian Eddie Brill and music by Matt Morris. | 2010-01-15 | |
| 76 | Kristen Bell, Randy Jackson, The Heavy Tonight: Kristen Bell, Randy Jackson and The Heavy. Dave responds to NBC's Dick Ebersol, plus what will "The Tonight Show" look like in the year 2042? | 2010-01-18 | |
| 77 | Dwayne Johnson, Bettina Luescher, The Swell Season Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Bettina Luescher, and The Swell Season are the scheduled guests. | 2010-01-19 | |
| 78 | Claire Danes, Will Arnett, James Taylor, Carole King | 2010-01-20 | |
| 79 | Harrison Ford, Lou Reed, Blind Boys of Alabama Harrison Ford, Lou Reed and the Blind Boys of Alabama | 2010-01-21 | |
| 80 | Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jeff Stilson, Charlotte Gainsbourg | 2010-01-22 | |
| 81 | Bruce Willis, Ne-Yo Actor Bruce Willis; Ne-Yo performs. | 2010-02-01 | |
| 82 | John Travolta, Shaun White, Ben Harper & Relentless7 Actor John Travolta; snowboarder Shaun White; Ben Harper and Relentless7 perform. | 2010-02-02 | |
| 83 | Sarah Silverman, Jeremy Renner, Nneka, a Top Ten List presented by Paris Hilton Comic Sarah Silverman; actor Jeremy Renner; Paris Hilton presents the Top Ten list; Nneka performs. | 2010-02-03 | |
| 84 | Jamie Foxx, Amanda Seyfried, Robin Thicke Actor Jamie Foxx; actress Amanda Seyfried; Robin Thicke performs. | 2010-02-04 | |
| 85 | Jack Hanna, Joe Wong, the Swell Season Animal handler Jack Hanna; comic Joe Wong; the Swell Season performs. | 2010-02-05 | |
| 86 | Drew Brees, Sandra Bullock, Josh Turner Drew Brees, Sandra Bullock, and Josh Turner are the scheduled guests. Plus, the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is unveiled! | 2010-02-08 | |
| 87 | Jennifer Garner, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model, Sade Jennifer Garner; the 2010 Sports Illustrated cover model; Sade; ``Survivor'' contestants. | 2010-02-09 | |
| 88 | Jessica Biel, Christoph Waltz Jessica Biel; Christoph Waltz; Josh Turner; ``Survivor'' contestants. | 2010-02-10 | |
| 89 | Regis and Joy Philbin, a Top Ten List presented by Benicio Del Toro Regis and Joy Philbin; Elizabeth Banks; Benicio Del Toro. | 2010-02-11 | |
| 90 | Jeff Bridges, Joe Wong, the Soft Pack Actor Jeff Bridges; comic Joe Wong; the Soft Pack performs. | 2010-02-12 | |
| 91 | Tracy Morgan, the Daytona 500 winner, Fanfarlo Actor Tracy Morgan; the winner of the Daytona 500; Fanfarlo performs. | 2010-02-15 | |
| 92 | Ben Kingsley, Mary J. Blige Stupid Pet Tricks; actor Ben Kingsley; Mary J. Blige performs. | 2010-02-16 | |
| 93 | Ewan McGregor, Abby Elliott, Mumford & Sons Actor Ewan McGregor; comic Abby Elliott; Mumford & Sons perform. | 2010-02-17 | |
| 94 | Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Merriweather Actress Scarlett Johansson; Daniel Merriweather performs. | 2010-02-18 | |
| 95 | Nicole Richie, comic Tom Papa. TV personality Nicole Richie; comic Tom Papa. | 2010-02-19 | |
| 96 | Bill Murray, Ludacris Actor Bill Murray; Ludacris performs. | 2010-03-01 | |
| 97 | Mitt Romney, Mia Wasikowska Author Mitt Romney; actress Mia Wasikowska; figure skater Evan Lysacek presents the Top Ten list. | 2010-03-02 | |
| 98 | Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Brokaw Comic Jerry Seinfeld; journalist Tom Brokaw. | 2010-03-03 | |
| 99 | Tom Hanks, Spoon Actor Tom Hanks, Spoon, and a Top Ten list presented by US Winter Olympic Bobsled Gold Medalists Steve Holcomb, Justin Olsen, Steve Mesler, and Curt Tomasevicz. | 2010-03-04 | |
| 100 | Matt Damon, Danny Bhoy, Corinne Bailey Rae Actor Matt Damon; comic Danny Bhoy; Corinne Bailey Rae performs. | 2010-03-05 | |
| 101 | Kelly Ripa, Lady Antebellum TV host Kelly Ripa; Lady Antebellum performs. | 2010-03-08 | |
| 102 | Julianna Margulies, Broken Bells Actress Julianna Margulies; grocery bagging champion Kyle Perry; Broken Bells perform. | 2010-03-09 | |
| 103 | Jessica Simpson, Mehmet Oz, Rod Blagojevich, Alkaline Trio Jessica Simpson; Mehmet Oz; Rod Blagojevich; Alkaline Trio. | 2010-03-10 | |
| 104 | Donald Trump Real estate mogul Donald Trump. | 2010-03-11 | |
| 105 | Liev Schreiber, Jim Gaffigan, Drive-By Truckers Actor Liev Schreiber; comic Jim Gaffigan; Drive-By Truckers perform. | 2010-03-12 | |
| 106 | Jennifer Aniston, Charles Moore Actress Jennifer Aniston; environmentalist Charles Moore. | 2010-03-15 | |
| 107 | Jimmy Kimmel, Kirstie Alley TV host Jimmy Kimmel; actress Kirstie Alley; rapper Snoop Dogg presents the Top Ten list. | 2010-03-16 | |
| 109 | Gerard Butler, Mindy Kaling, Free Energy | 2010-03-17 | |
| 110 | Greg Kinnear, Lacey Brown, Michael Buble, Harry Smith | 2010-03-22 | |
| 111 | Ben Stiller, Jamie Oliver, Justin Bieber Actor Ben Stiller; chef Jamie Oliver; Justin Bieber performs. | 2010-03-23 | |
| 112 | Tina Fey, Bryan Cranston, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Actress Tina Fey; actor Bryan Cranston; Joan Jett and the Blackhearts perform. | 2010-03-24 | |
| 113 | Robin Williams, Paige Miles, Usher Actor Robin Williams; eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Paige Miles; Usher performs. | 2010-03-29 | |
| 114 | Luke Wilson, Pam Stout, Alan Jackson Actor Luke Wilson; President of the Sandpoint Tea Party Patriots Pam Stout; Alan Jackson performs. | 2010-03-30 | |
| 115 | Ricky Gervais, Turkey Callers, The Whigs Actor Ricky Gervais; turkey callers; The Whigs perform. | 2010-03-31 | |
| 116 | Sam Worthington, Mike Greenberg & Mike Golic, Patty Loveless Actor Sam Worthington; sportscasters Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic; Patty Loveless performs. | 2010-04-01 | |
| 117 | Nathan Lane, She & Him Actor Nathan Lane; She & Him perform. | 2010-04-02 | |
| 118 | Steve Carell, Brad Stevens | 2010-04-06 | |
| 119 | Chris Rock, Jane Lynch | 2010-04-07 | |
| 120 | Jennifer Lopez, Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg, American Idol castoffs Andrew Garcia & Katie Stevens | 2010-04-19 | |
| 121 | Amanda Peet, David Chang, Justin Nozuka | 2010-04-20 | |
| 122 | Eddie Murphy, Kaley Cuoco, Jakob Dylan | 2010-04-21 | |
| 123 | David Spade, Lisa P. Jackson, Broken Social Scene | 2010-04-22 | |
| 124 | Kelsey Grammer, Jeff Altman, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings | 2010-04-23 | |
| 125 | Dr. Phil McGraw, the latest American Idol castoff | 2010-04-26 | |
| 126 | Courtney Love, Michael Caine, Hole Singer Courtney Love; actor Michael Caine; Hole performs. | 2010-04-27 | |
| 127 | Robert Downey Jr., OK Go Actor Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man 2); OK Go performs. | 2010-04-28 | |
| 128 | Gwyneth Paltrow, Broadway cast of ``American Idiot'' Actress Gwyneth Paltrow (Iron Man 2); a performance by the Broadway cast of ``American Idiot.'' | 2010-04-29 | |
| 129 | David Beckham, Mike Birbiglia, Hold Steady Professional soccer player David Beckham; comic Mike Birbiglia; the Hold Steady performs. | 2010-04-30 | |
| 130 | Mickey Rourke, Jim Parsons, eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Siobhan Magnus Actor Mickey Rourke (Iron Man 2); actor Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory); eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Siobhan Magnus. | 2010-05-03 | |
| 131 | Russell Crowe, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings Actor Russell Crowe (Robin Hood); Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings (CD, "I Learned the Hard Way") perform. | 2010-05-04 | |
| 132 | Jack Hanna, Kerry Washington, Willie Nelson Animal handler Jack Hanna; actress Kerry Washington; Willie Nelson performs. | 2010-05-05 | |
| 133 | Brian Williams, Beth Ostrosky Stern, Court Yard Hounds Journalist Brian Williams; author Beth Ostrosky Stern; Court Yard Hounds perform. | 2010-05-06 | |
| 134 | Amanda Peet, Nick Griffin, Wale Actress Amanda Peet (Please Give); comic Nick Griffin; Wale (CD, "Attention Deficit") performs. | 2010-05-07 | |
| 135 | Evangeline Lilly, Sam Rockwell, Aaron Kelly, Million Dollar Quartet Actress Evangeline Lilly; actor Sam Rockwell; eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Aaron Kelly; a performance by the Broadway cast of ``Million Dollar Quarte… | 2010-05-10 | |
| 136 | Queen Latifah, Will Forte, MGMT performs, Dallas Braden presents the Top Ten List Actress Queen Latifah; actor Will Forte; MGMT performs; Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden presents the Top Ten List. | 2010-05-11 | |
| 137 | Michael Keaton, Jenna Fischer Actor Michael Keaton; actress Jenna Fischer. | 2010-05-12 | |
| 138 | Alec Baldwin, The National Actor Alec Baldwin; the National performs. | 2010-05-13 | |
| 139 | Mike Myers, Tom Dreesen Actor Mike Myers; comic Tom Dreesen. | 2010-05-14 | |
| 140 | Matthew Fox, Zac Brown Band, Matthew Fox; Zac Brown Band; Jason Randal; Michael Lynche. | 2010-05-17 | |
| 141 | Jonah Hill, Janelle Monae, John Carney, a Top Ten List presented by Miss USA Rima Fakih Jonah Hill; Janelle Monáe; John Carney; Miss USA Rima Fakih presents the Top Ten list. | 2010-05-18 | |
| 142 | Russell Brand, Johnny Russell Brand; Johnny Ace Palmer; Stone Temple Pilots; Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse. | 2010-05-19 | |
| 143 | Katherine Heigl, Steve Cohen, Band of Horses Actress Katherine Heigl; magician Steve Cohen; Band of Horses performs. | 2010-05-20 | |
| 144 | Ashton Kutcher, Larry Miller, Michael Ammar, Brooks & Dunn with Reba McEntire Ashton Kutcher; Larry Miller; Brooks & Dunn; Michael Ammar; Reba McEntire. | 2010-05-21 | |
| 145 | Jake Gyllenhaal, Dr. Edward B. Overton | 2010-05-24 | |
| 146 | Sarah Jessica Parker, the Black Keys | 2010-05-25 | |
| 147 | Don Rickles, Piedmont Bird Callers, John Prine with Yim Yames of My Morning Jacket | 2010-05-26 | |
| 148 | Jessica Biel, Lee DeWyze | 2010-06-07 | |
| 149 | Kate Hudson, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, Sarah McLachlan | 2010-06-08 | |
| 150 | Bradley Cooper, Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian, Christina Aguilera | 2010-06-09 | |
| 151 | Jaden Smith | 2010-06-10 | |
| 152 | Sean Hayes, Robert Klein, Allison Moorer | 2010-06-11 | |
| 153 | Helen Mirren, Colin Hanks | 2010-06-14 | |
| 154 | Devo | 2010-06-15 | |
| 155 | Diddy, Emeril Lagasse, Dirty Money, John Goodman | 2010-06-16 | |
| 156 | Miley Cyrus, Rick Harrison Actress Miley Cyrus, TV personality Rick Harrison. | 2010-06-17 | |
| 157 | Jada Pinkett Smith, Larry Miller, Fred Eaglesmith Actress Jada Pinkett Smith; comic Larry Miller; Fred Eaglesmith performs. | 2010-06-18 | |
| 158 | Salma Hayek, Chris Actress Salma Hayek (Grown Ups), Chris "Mad Dog" Russo | 2010-06-21 | |
| 159 | Regis Philbin, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue Regis Philbin (Daytime Emmy Awards), Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue (CD, "Backatown") | 2010-06-22 | |
| 160 | Adam Sandler, Bettye LaVette Actor Adam Sandler( Grown Ups); Bettye LaVette (CD, "Interpretations: The British Rock Songbook") performs. | 2010-06-23 | |
| 161 | Kevin James, Thomas L. Friedman Actor Kevin James (Grown Ups), journalist Thomas L. Friedman (Book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded 2.0: Why We Need a Green Revolution--and How It Can Renew America") | 2010-06-24 | |
| 162 | Jay-Z, Eminem Jay-Z (CD, "The Blueprint 3"), Top Ten with Eminem, Jay-Z and Eminem (CD, "Recovery") | 2010-06-25 | |
| 163 | Kristen Stewart, Gary Faulkner, Tokyo Police Club, Top Ten with John Isner Guests include actress Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse), Gary Faulkner (Guy who tried to hunt down Osama bin Laden), with musical geust Tokyo Police… | 2010-06-28 | |
| 164 | Dolly Parton, Landon Donovan Singer Dolly Parton (Hallmark's Dolly Celebrates 25 Years of Dollywood), Landon Donovan (USA National Soccer Team). | 2010-06-29 | |
| 165 | Julianne Moore, Mike Massimino, The New Pornographers Actress Julianne Moore (The Kids Are All Right); astronaut Mike Massimino; The New Pornographers perform (CD, "Together"). | 2010-06-30 | |
| 166 | Taylor Lautner, Barry Sonnenfeld Actor Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse); director Barry Sonnenfeld. | 2010-07-01 | |
| 167 | Nicolas Cage, Steel Train Actor Nicolas Cage (The Sorcerer's Apprentice); Steel Train (CD, "Steel Train") performs. | 2010-07-12 | |
| 168 | Kristin Chenoweth, Jonathan Alter, M.I.A. Actress Kristin Chenoweth (Broadway's "Promises, Promises"); journalist Jonathan Alter (Book, "The Promise: President Obama, Year One"); M.I.A. (CD, "Maya") per… | 2010-07-13 | |
| 169 | Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Laurie Anderson Summer toy demonstration; actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Inception); Laurie Anderson (CD, "Homeland") performs. | 2010-07-14 | |
| 170 | Kyra Sedgwick, Bret Michaels, Jimmy Cliff Actress Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer); singer Bret Michaels (CD, "Custom Built"); Jimmy Cliff (CD, "Existence") performs. | 2010-07-15 | |
| 171 | Sylvester Stallone, Rob Corddry, Robyn Actor Sylvester Stallone; actor Rob Corddry; Robyn performs. | 2010-07-19 | |
| 172 | Steve Carell, Selena Gomez, Sheryl Crow Actor Steve Carell; actress Selena Gomez; Sheryl Crow performs. | 2010-07-20 | |
| 173 | Bill Murray, Alejandro Escovedo Actor Bill Murray; Alejandro Escovedo performs. | 2010-07-21 | |
| 174 | Joan Rivers, Bill Burr, Steve Winwood Comic Joan Rivers; comic Bill Burr; Steve Winwood performs. | 2010-07-22 | |
| 175 | Denis Leary, Albert Pujols, Jimmy Webb Actor Denis Leary; MLB player Albert Pujols; Jimmy Webb performs. | 2010-07-26 | |
| 176 | Luke Wilson, Kristen Schaal, Dierks Bentley Actor Luke Wilson; actress Kristen Schaal; Dierks Bentley performs. | 2010-07-27 | |
| 177 | Michael Keaton, The Flaming Lips Actor Michael Keaton; The Flaming Lips perform. | 2010-07-28 | |
| 178 | Paul Rudd, Bill Burr, Interpol Actor Paul Rudd; comic Bill Burr; Interpol performs. | 2010-07-29 | |
| 179 | Will Ferrell, Nas and Damian Marley Actor Will Ferrell (The Other Guys); Nas and Damian Marley (CD , "Distant Relatives") perform. | 2010-08-02 | |
| 180 | Michael Cera, Rachel Maddow, Herbie Hancock Actor Michael Cera (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World); TV show host Rachel Maddow (The Rachel Maddow Show); Herbie Hancock (CD, "The Imagine Project") performs. | 2010-08-03 | |
| 181 | Julia Roberts, The Dead Weather Actress Julia Roberts (Eat, Pray, Love); The Dead Weather (CD, "Sea of Cowards") performs. | 2010-08-04 | |
| 182 | Mark Wahlberg, Cory Kahaney, VV Brown Actor Mark Wahlberg (The Other Guys); Dock Diving Dogs; comedian Cory Kahaney; VV Brown (CD, "Traveling Like The Light") performs. | 2010-08-05 | |
| 183 | Brian Williams, Big Boi | 2010-08-23 | |
| 186 | Drew Berrymore, Katy Perry Actress Drew Berrymore; Katy Perry performs. | 2010-08-24 | |
| 187 | Christina Applegate, Tom Dreesen, The Pretty Reckless Dave welcomes actress Christina Applegate, comedian Tom Dreesen and The Pretty Reckless performs. | 2010-08-25 | |
| 188 | Anne Heche, Ken Burns, The Specials Dave welcomes actress Anne Heche, documentarian Ken Burns and The Specials perform. | 2010-08-26 | |
| 189 | Jessica Alba, Jimmie Walker, Ryan Bingham & The Dead Horses Dave welcomes actress Jessica Alba, comic Jimmie Walker and Ryan Bingham & The Dead Horses. | 2010-08-30 | |
| 190 | Katie Holmes, Rick Harrison | 2010-09-07 | |
| 191 | Julianna Margulies, the Black Angels | 2010-09-08 | |
| 192 | Jack Hanna, Jamey Johnson | 2010-09-09 | |
| 193 | Bill Clinton, Chromeo | 2010-09-20 | |
| 194 | Simon Baker, Nicole | 2010-09-21 | |
| 195 | Joaquin Phoenix, Tom Jones | 2010-09-22 | |
| 196 | James Franco, Sofia Vergara, Shakira | 2010-09-23 | |
| 197 | Shia LaBeouf, Brian Regan, Jimmy Eat World | 2010-09-24 | |
| 198 | Katherine Heigl, Daniel Dae Kim | 2010-09-27 | |
| 199 | Jon Stewart, N.E.R.D. | 2010-09-28 | |
| 200 | Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Jesse Eisenberg | 2010-09-29 | |
| 201 | Tom Selleck, Janet Elder, Tired Pony | 2010-09-30 | |
| 202 | Blake Lively, Michael C. Hall, Drake | 2010-10-01 | |
| 203 | Bruce Willis, will.i.am with Nicki Minaj | 2010-10-04 | |
| 204 | Tony Blair, Mavis Staples with Jeff Tweedy | 2010-10-05 | |
| 205 | David Axelrod, Julie Chen | 2010-10-06 | |
| 206 | Stephen Colbert, Johnny Knoxville, Gorillaz | 2010-10-07 | |
| 207 | Rachael Ray, Allan Havey, Antony & the Johnsons | 2010-10-08 | |
| 208 | Jim Parsons, Geoffrey Canada, Mark Ronson with Q-Tip and MNDR | 2010-10-11 | |
| 209 | Matt Damon, My Morning Jacket | 2010-10-12 | |
| 210 | Hilary Swank | 2010-10-13 | |
| 211 | Diddy, Emma Stone, Diddy-Dirty Money | 2010-10-14 | |
| 212 | David Duchovny | 2010-10-15 | |
| 213 | Charles Barkley, Garry Dell'Abate, Kings of Leon | 2010-10-25 | |
| 214 | Taylor Swift, Seth Meyers | 2010-10-26 | |
| 215 | Dana Carvey | 2010-10-27 | |
| 216 | Will Ferrell, Kid Cudi | 2010-10-28 | |
| 217 | Michael J. Fox, Shaun White | 2010-10-29 | |
| 218 | Robert Downey Jr., Elvis Costello | 2010-11-01 | |
| 219 | Episode 219 | 2010-11-02 | |
| 220 | Tina Fey | 2010-11-03 | |
| 221 | Chilean Miner Edison Pena | 2010-11-04 | |
| 222 | Steve Martin | 2010-11-05 | |
| 223 | Harrison Ford, Cee Lo Green | 2010-11-08 | |
| 224 | Denzel Washington, Bon Jovi | 2010-11-09 | |
| 225 | Russell Crowe, Quincy Jones, Snoop Dogg | 2010-11-10 | |
| 226 | Cher, Bruno Mars | 2010-11-11 | |
| 227 | Kelly Ripa, Greg Fitzsimmons,Reba McEntire | 2010-11-12 | |
| 228 | Emma Watson, Scott Caan, Rascal Flatts | 2010-11-15 | |
| 229 | Jay-Z, Jamie Oliver, Rihanna | 2010-11-16 | |
| 230 | Jake Gyllenhaal, Fran Lebowitz, Ne-Yo | 2010-11-17 | |
| 231 | Jim Carrey, Nikki Minaj, Sitting-In, BJ Thomas | 2010-11-18 | |
| 232 | Billy Bob Thornton, Mike E. Winfield, The Secret Sisters | 2010-11-19 | |
| 233 | Natalie Portman, Jay Pharoah | 2010-11-22 | |
| 234 | Jerry Seinfeld, Colin Firth | 2010-11-23 | |
| 235 | Salvatore Giunta, Sahara Smith | 2010-11-24 | |
| 236 | Ray Romano, John Mellencamp | 2010-12-06 | |
| 237 | Johnny Depp, Ra Ra Riot , George Benson | 2010-12-07 | |
| 238 | Barbara Walters, Alison Balsom | 2010-12-08 | |
| 239 | Bill O'Reilly | 2010-12-09 | |
| 240 | Reese Witherspoon, Colin Quinn | 2010-12-10 | |
| 241 | Ricky Gervais, Hailee Steinfeld, Diddy-Dirty Money | 2010-12-13 | |
| 242 | Paul Rudd | 2010-12-14 | |
| 243 | Tom Dreesen, Ronnie Spector | 2010-12-15 | |
| 244 | Matt Damon, Florence and The Machine | 2010-12-16 | |
| 245 | Robert DeNiro & Dustin Hoffman | 2010-12-17 | |
| 246 | Jack Black, Marv Albert | 2010-12-20 | |
| 247 | Jamie Foxx, Sofia Vergara | 2010-12-21 | |
| 248 | Denis Leary, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals | 2010-12-22 | |
| 249 | Amanda Peet, Jay Thomas,Darlene Love | 2010-12-23 |
Season 18 · 2011 · 181 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brian Williams, Paula Abdul | 2011-01-03 | |
| 2 | Tim McGraw, Shaquille O'Neal, Keri Hilson | 2011-01-04 | |
| 3 | Jennifer Connelly, Dr. Oz, Justin Townes Earle | 2011-01-05 | |
| 4 | Seth Rogen, Beau Garrett, the Walkmen | 2011-01-06 | |
| 5 | Regis Philbin, Hannibal Buress, No Age | 2011-01-07 | |
| 6 | Bill Cosby, a Top Ten List presented by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the Black Keys | 2011-01-10 | |
| 7 | Vince Vaughn, Mike Wolfe & Frank Fritz, Cage the Elephant | 2011-01-11 | |
| 8 | Kevin James, Olivia Munn, The Low Anthem | 2011-01-12 | |
| 9 | Kelsey Grammer, Amar'e Stoudemire, Gregg Allman | 2011-01-13 | |
| 10 | Joan Rivers, Jeff Caldwell, Wintersleep | 2011-01-14 | |
| 11 | Jack Hanna, Steven Tyler | 2011-01-17 | |
| 12 | Betty White, Kim & Kourtney Kardashian, the Script | 2011-01-18 | |
| 13 | Martin Short, Greta Gerwig, Darius Rucker | 2011-01-19 | |
| 14 | Kaley Cuoco, Piers Morgan, Wanda Jackson, Miss Arkansas, Alyse Eady | 2011-01-20 | |
| 15 | Nathan Lane, Mike Palascak, Esperanza Spalding | 2011-01-21 | |
| 16 | Justin Bieber, Pauley Perrette, Best Coast | 2011-01-31 | |
| 17 | Matthew Perry, Chris Elliott, Top Ten with Mitt Romney, the National | 2011-02-01 | |
| 18 | Kate Walsh, Jim Gaffigan, Boxer Rebellion | 2011-02-02 | |
| 19 | Howard Stern, Naughty By Nature | 2011-02-03 | |
| 20 | Martha Stewart, Top Ten with Justin Bieber, Robert Plant | 2011-02-04 | |
| 21 | Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers, Martin Lawrence, Steel Magnolia | 2011-02-07 | |
| 22 | Adam Sandler, Chris Colfer, Gang of Four | 2011-02-08 | |
| 23 | Anderson Cooper, Elton John | 2011-02-09 | |
| 24 | Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Judah Friedlander, Bryan Ferry | 2011-02-10 | |
| 25 | Ed Helms, Ted Alexandro, Steel Magnolia | 2011-02-11 | |
| 26 | S.I. Swimsuit Cover Reveal & Top 10, Tom Brokaw, Theophilus London Tom Brokaw, a Top Ten List presented by 10 "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit models, Theophilus London | 2011-02-14 | |
| 27 | Forest Whitaker, S.I. Swimsuit Cover Model Irina, Josh Groban, Top Ten with Joy Philbin | 2011-02-15 | |
| 28 | Bill Hader, Grocery Bagging Champ Krystal, Amos Lee | 2011-02-16 | |
| 29 | Paris Hilton, Nathan Fillion, Scissor Sisters | 2011-02-17 | |
| 30 | David Spade, Andy Kindler, Lukas Nelson and Promise of the Real | 2011-02-18 | |
| 31 | Donald Rumsfeld, Cobie Smulders | 2011-02-21 | |
| 32 | Amy Poehler, Jean Chu and Dusty the Cat, Deerhunter | 2011-02-22 | |
| 33 | Rainn Wilson, Hank Aaron | 2011-02-23 | |
| 34 | Senator Rand Paul, Bright Eyes | 2011-02-24 | |
| 35 | Matthew Morrison, Jeff Altman, Jessica Lea Mayfield | 2011-02-25 | |
| 36 | Brian Williams, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Zac Brown Band | 2011-02-28 | |
| 37 | Amanda Seyfried, B.J. Novak | 2011-03-01 | |
| 38 | Donald Trump, Vanessa Hudgens, Oh Land | 2011-03-02 | |
| 39 | Robin Williams, Judy Greer | 2011-03-03 | |
| 40 | Charles Barkley, Sarah Vowell, Cold War Kids | 2011-03-14 | |
| 41 | Bradley Cooper, Mindy Kaling, Bob Geldof | 2011-03-15 | |
| 42 | Steve Martin, Selena Gomez | 2011-03-16 | |
| 43 | Dana Carvey, Dr. Michio Kaku, British Sea Power | 2011-03-21 | |
| 44 | Katie Couric, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart | 2011-03-22 | |
| 45 | Ben Stiller, Dario Franchitti, The Strokes | 2011-03-23 | |
| 46 | "Jungle" Jack Hanna, Danny McBride | 2011-03-28 | |
| 47 | Regis Philbin, Snoop Dogg | 2011-03-29 | |
| 48 | Norm Macdonald, CC Sabathia, Willie Nelson, Norah Jones and Wynton Marsalis | 2011-03-30 | |
| 49 | Chris Rock, Ellen Page, Funeral Party | 2011-03-31 | |
| 50 | James Franco, Royal Bangs | 2011-04-01 | |
| 51 | Jennifer Garner, Jamie Oliver, Robbie Robertson | 2011-04-05 | |
| 52 | Don Rickles, Eva Longoria | 2011-04-06 | |
| 53 | Alec Baldwin, Wiz Khalifa | 2011-04-11 | |
| 54 | Ricky Gervais, Top Ten with Katie Holmes, Foo Fighters | 2011-04-12 | |
| 55 | Courteney Cox, Aziz Ansari, Alison Krauss & Union Station featuring Jerry Douglas | 2011-04-13 | |
| 56 | Seth Meyers, Carmelo Anthony, TV on the Radio | 2011-04-14 | |
| 57 | Tina Fey, Tommy Johnagin, The Gaslight Anthem | 2011-04-15 | |
| 58 | Bill Maher, Cote de Pablo, Lupe Fiasco | 2011-04-25 | |
| 59 | Will Ferrell, The Twilight Singers | 2011-04-26 | |
| 60 | Kate Hudson, Rich Eisen, Emmylou Harris | 2011-04-27 | |
| 61 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Chris Hemsworth, Broadway musical "Catch Me If You Can" | 2011-04-28 | |
| 62 | John Krasinski, Brian Kiley, Steve Earle | 2011-04-29 | |
| 63 | Brian Williams, Rex Ryan | 2011-05-02 | |
| 64 | Caroline Kennedy, Ty Burrell | 2011-05-03 | |
| 65 | Betty White, Rick Harrison, Morning Teleportation Dave welcomes actress Betty White, reality-TV star Rick Harrison and Morning Teleportation performs. | 2011-05-04 | |
| 66 | Jodie Foster, Tom Dreesen, Neon Trees Jodie Foster, Tom Dreesen, Neon Trees | 2011-05-05 | |
| 67 | Bill Murray, ''The Human Fuse'' Brian Miser, Brother Bill Murray, "The Human Fuse" Brian Miser, Brother | 2011-05-06 | |
| 68 | Albert Brooks, Kristen Wiig | 2011-05-09 | |
| 69 | Mark Harmon, Chris Morgan, Hugo | 2011-05-10 | |
| 71 | Stupid human tricks, Jim Parsons, Manchester Orchestra | 2011-05-12 | |
| 72 | Joan Rivers, Nick Griffin, Okkervil River Dave welcomes comedian Joan Rivers, comic Nick Griffin and Okkervil River performs. | 2011-05-13 | |
| 73 | Julianna Margulies, Andy Cohen, a Top Ten List presented by Christina Aguilera, White Lies Dave welcomes actress Julianna Margulies from CBS's "The Good Wife," talk show host Andy Cohen, a Top Ten List presented by singer Christina Aguilera and White … | 2011-05-16 | |
| 74 | Martin Short, Melissa McCarthy, Tinie Tempah Dave welcomes actor Martin Short, actress Melissa McCarthy from CBS's "Mike & Molly" and Tinie Tempah performs. | 2011-05-17 | |
| 75 | Keith Olbermann, Julie Bowen, Ben Harper Dave welcomes TV host Keith Olbermann, actress Julie Bowen and Ben Harper performs. | 2011-05-18 | |
| 76 | Kelly Ripa, Jennifer Lawrence, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Dave welcomes Kelly Ripa, X-Men's Jennifer Lawrence and the cast of the Broadway's "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying." Plus: What Would Chris Ro… | 2011-05-19 | |
| 77 | Tracy Morgan, Jake Johannsen, The Airborne Toxic Event Dave welcomes actor Tracy Morgan, comic Jake Johannsen and The Airborne Toxic Event performs. | 2011-05-20 | |
| 78 | Lady Gaga, Eric Stonestreet, The Vaccines Dave welcomes musician Lady Gaga, actor Eric Stonestreet and the Vaccines perform. | 2011-05-23 | |
| 79 | Ewan McGregor, Scott Pelley, Brad Paisley Dave welcomes actor Ewan McGregor, CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley and Brad Paisley performs. | 2011-05-24 | |
| 80 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Kevin Bacon, Augustana Dave welcomes actor Kevin Bacon, Piedmont Bird Callers perform, a top ten list presented by U S Armed Forces personnel and Augustana performs. | 2011-05-25 | |
| 81 | Ray Romano, Reese Waters, Arctic Monkeys Dave welcomes Actor Ray Romano, comedian Reese Waters and Arctic Monkeys perform. | 2011-05-26 | |
| 82 | Meredith Vieira, Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon, Drum Solo Week kicks off with Anton Fig | 2011-06-06 | |
| 83 | Kyle Chandler, Kathy Griffin, Sheila E. | 2011-06-07 | |
| 84 | Jon Cryer, Rachel Maddow, Roy Haynes Dave welcomes actor Jon Cryer from CBS' "Two and a Half Men," journalist Rachel Maddow and drummer Roy Haynes performs. | 2011-06-08 | |
| 85 | Neil Patrick Harris, Mike Birbiglia, Neil Peart Dave welcomes actor Neil Patrick Harris of CBS' "How I Met Your Mother," comic Mike Birbiglia and drummer Neil Peart performs. | 2011-06-09 | |
| 86 | Adm. Michael Mullen, Top Ten by Betty White, Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears Dave welcomes Admiral Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, A top-ten List presented by Betty White and Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears perform. | 2011-06-13 | |
| 87 | Ryan Reynolds, chef Eric Ripert and the cast of the Broadway musical Anything Goes Dave welcomes actor Ryan Reynolds, chef Eric Ripert and a performance from the cast of the Broadway musical "Anything Goes." | 2011-06-14 | |
| 88 | Jim Carrey, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Todd Rundgren Dave welcomes actor Jim Carrey, actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and a Top Ten list presented by the 2011 NBA Champions, The Dallas Mavericks. | 2011-06-15 | |
| 89 | Samuel L. Jackson, Texas Ranger Josh Hamilton, Jennifer Hudson Dave welcomes actor Samuel L. Jackson, Texas Rangers star Josh Hamilton and Jennifer Hudson performs. | 2011-06-16 | |
| 90 | Cameron Diaz, Eddie Vedder | 2011-06-20 | |
| 91 | Jason Bateman, Amy Sedaris, Top Ten by Keith Olbermann, Drive-By Truckers Dave welcomes actor Jason Bateman, actress Amy Sedaris, musical guests Drive-By Truckers and a "Top Ten" List presented by Keith Olbermann. | 2011-06-21 | |
| 92 | Kevin James, pet fashion designer Ada Nieves, Beady Eye Dave welcomes actor Kevin James, pet fashion designer Ada Nieves, musical guests Beady Eye and a "Top Ten" list presented by musician Justin Bieber. | 2011-06-22 | |
| 93 | Jason Segel, horse whisperer Buck Brannaman, Noah and the Whale Dave welcomes actor Jason Segel from the CBS comedy series "How I Met Your Mother," horse whisperer Buck Brannaman and musical guests Noah and the Whale. | 2011-06-23 | |
| 94 | Shia LaBeouf, Bert Kreischer, Dawes Dave welcomes actor Shia LaBeouf, comedian/reality series star Bert Kreischer and musical guest Dawes. TV legend Henry Winkler joins Dave and Paul as celebrity … | 2011-06-27 | |
| 95 | Tom Hanks, Sleepy Man Banjo Boys Dave welcomes actor Tom Hanks and musical guest Sleepy Man Banjo Boys. | 2011-06-28 | |
| 96 | Patrick Dempsey, Erica Hill, Marty Stuart Dave welcomes actor Patrick Dempsey, CBS News' "The Early Show" Anchor Erica Hill and musical guest Marty Stuart. | 2011-06-29 | |
| 97 | Julia Roberts, Cake Dave welcomes actress Julia Roberts and musical guest Cake. Top Ten Reasons I, Dave Letterman, Am Proud To Be An American. How well does Julia Roberts know her … | 2011-06-30 | |
| 98 | Emma Watson, George Lopez, Incubus Dave welcomes actress Emma Watson, comedian/talk show host George Lopez and musical guest Incubus. | 2011-07-11 | |
| 99 | Roseanne Barr, Tom Felton, Blake Shelton Dave welcomes comedian Roseanne Barr, actor Tom Felton and musical guest Blake Shelton. | 2011-07-12 | |
| 100 | Ryan Gosling, Gomez Dave participates in a Summer Toy Demo and welcomes actor Ryan Gosling and musical guest Gomez. | 2011-07-13 | |
| 101 | Kyra Sedgwick, Tim Harmston, Nikki Jean Dave welcomes actress Kyra Sedgwick, a Top Ten List presented by "Captain America" star Chris Evans, comedian Tim Harmston and musical guest Nikki Jean. | 2011-07-14 | |
| 102 | Bono & the Edge, a performance from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark | 2011-07-18 | |
| 103 | Steve Carell, Hope Solo and Abby Wambach, The Del McCoury Band and the Preservation Hall Band Dave welcomes actor Steve Carell, U.S. women's soccer stars Hope Solo and Abby Wambach and musical guests The Del McCoury Band and the Preservation Hall Band. | 2011-07-19 | |
| 104 | Jeremy Piven, Captain Luis Montalvan, Cee-Lo Green Dave welcomes actor Jeremy Piven, author Captain Luis Montalvan and musical guest Cee Lo Green. | 2011-07-20 | |
| 105 | Harrison Ford, Porcelain Black Dave welcomes actor Harrison Ford and musical guests Porcelain Black. | 2011-07-21 | |
| 106 | Brian Williams, Tim Robbins & the Rogues Gallery Band Dave welcomes news anchor Brian Williams and musical guest Tim Robbins & The Rogue Gallery Band. | 2011-07-25 | |
| 107 | Julianne Moore, Johnny Galecki, Tanner Foust, Eels Dave welcomes actress Julianne Moore, actor Johnny Galecki from the CBS comedy series "The Big Bang Theory," musical guest Eels and an X Games stunt on 53rd Str… | 2011-07-26 | |
| 108 | Craig Ferguson, Connie Britton, Anna Calvi Dave welcomes Craig Ferguson, host of CBS's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," actress Connie Britton and musical guest Anna Calvi. | 2011-07-27 | |
| 109 | Kirstie Alley, Louis C.K., Fountains of Wayne Dave welcomes actress Kirstie Alley, comedian Louis CK and musical guests Fountains of Wayne. | 2011-07-28 | |
| 110 | James Franco, Dianna Agron, Christina Perri How cool are the special effects in the new Planet of the Apes movie? Check it out. The Glee star has broken her nose not once, but twice. Find out how she did … | 2011-08-01 | |
| 111 | Ricky Gervais, Cat Deeley, Explosions in the Sky Dave welcomes actor Ricky Gervais, television host Cat Deeley, musical guest Explosions in the Sky and a Top Ten List presented by Julie Chen, host of CBS's "Bi… | 2011-08-02 | |
| 112 | Emma Stone, Alan Mulally, Sallie Ford Dave welcomes actress Emma Stone, Ford Motor Company CEO Alan Mulally and musical guest Sallie Ford. | 2011-08-03 | |
| 113 | Colin Farrell, Christopher Ferguson, Typhoon Dave welcomes actor Colin Farrell, NASA astronaut Christopher Ferguson and musical guest Typhoon. | 2011-08-04 | |
| 114 | Denis Leary, Elizabeth Cook, Drum Solo Week II kicks off with Tony Royster Jr. Dave welcomes actor Dennis Leary, radio show host and singer Elizabeth Cook, and drum solo by Tony Royster Jr. | 2011-08-22 | |
| 115 | Rachel Maddow, Rose Byrne, Gavin Harrison Dave welcomes talk show host Rachel Maddow and actress Rose Byrne also a drum solo by Gavin Harrison. | 2011-08-23 | |
| 116 | Ashton Kutcher, Rafael Nadal, Stewart Copeland Dave welcomes actor Ashton Kutcher, star of the CBS comedy series "Two and a Half Men" and tennis star Rafael Nadal also a drum solo by Stewart Copeland. | 2011-08-24 | |
| 117 | Paul Rudd, Bill Burr, Dennis Chambers Dave welcomes actor Paul Rudd and comedian Bill Burr also a drum solo by Dennis Chambers. | 2011-08-25 | |
| 118 | Jason Sudeikis, Bettina Luescher, St. Vincent From Saturday Night Live, Jason Sudeikis promotes his movie "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy"
Bettina Luescher, World Food Programme Chief Spokesperson for North Ame… | 2011-08-29 | |
| 119 | Alec Baldwin, Joe Namath, Lenny Kravitz Dave welcomes actor Alec Baldwin, New York Jets legend, Joe Namath and musical guest Lenny Kravitz. | 2011-08-30 | |
| 120 | David Arquette, Aubrey Plaza, Thurston Moore Dave welcomes David Arquette, who can currently be seen on 'Dancing with the Stars', Aubrey Plaza, who plays April Ludgate in the TV's 'Parks and Recreation', a… | 2011-08-31 | |
| 121 | Julianna Margulies, Joe Wong, Lady Antebellum Kids say the darnedest things: find out what happened when Julianna Margulies' 3 year-old son saw her getting dressed. Joe Wong performs stand-up on the "Late S… | 2011-09-01 | |
| 122 | Kim, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian, Michael Emerson, The Jim Jones Revue Dave welcomes reality television stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, actor Michael Emerson from the new CBS drama series "Person Of Interest" and musical … | 2011-09-06 | |
| 123 | Sgt. 1st Class Leroy Petry, Sarah Jessica Parker | 2011-09-07 | |
| 124 | Michael J. Fox, Top Ten by the cast of Two and a Half Men, Jim McDonald, John Doe Dave welcomes actor Michael J. Fox, a Top Ten List presented by Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones from the CBS comedy series "Two and a Half Men", co… | 2011-09-08 | |
| 125 | Dr. Jill Biden, Ted Danson Dave welcomes Second Lady of the United States Dr. Jill Biden and actor Ted Danson from the CBS drama series "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation". | 2011-09-19 | |
| 126 | Jonah Hill, Paula Abdul, Coldplay Dave welcomes actor Jonah Hill, reality show judge Paula Abdul and musical guest Coldplay. | 2011-09-20 | |
| 127 | Taylor Lautner, Minka Kelly, Wilco Dave welcomes actor Taylor Lautner, actress Minka Kelly and musical guest Wilco. | 2011-09-21 | |
| 128 | Sergeant Dakota Meyer, Sofia Vergara, Chris Cornell Dave welcomes Medal of Honor recipient Sergeant Dakota Meyer, actress Sofia Vergara and musical guest Chris Cornell. | 2011-09-22 | |
| 129 | Nathan Fillion, Larry Miller, The Jayhawks Dave welcomes actor Nathan Fillion, comedian Larry Miller and musical guest Jayhawks. | 2011-09-23 | |
| 130 | Seth Rogen, Poppy Montgomery, Fleet Foxes Dave welcomes actor Seth Rogen, Poppy Montgomery from the new CBS drama series "Unforgettable" and musical guest Fleet Foxes. | 2011-09-26 | |
| 131 | Jack Hanna, Anna Faris Dave welcomes "Jungle" Jack Hanna and "What's Your Number?" star Anna Faris. | 2011-09-27 | |
| 132 | Anderson Cooper, Nick Offerman, The Knux Dave welcomes talk show host Anderson Cooper, actor Nick Offerman and musical guest The Knux. | 2011-09-28 | |
| 133 | Kaley Cuoco, Skipper Bivins & Trent Jackson, Death Cab for Cutie Dave welcomes actress Kaley Cuoco from the CBS comedy series "The Big Bang Theory", "Hillbilly Handfishin's" Skipper Bivins and Trent Jackson and musical guest … | 2011-09-29 | |
| 134 | Samuel L. Jackson, Karen Rontowski, Anne-Sophie Mutter Dave welcomes actor Samuel L. Jackson, comedian Karen Rontowski and musical guest Anne-Sophie Mutter. | 2011-09-30 | |
| 135 | Brian Williams, Sting Dave welcomes news anchor Brian Williams and musical Sting. | 2011-10-03 | |
| 136 | Hugh Jackman, Sean Young, Feist Dave welcomes actor Hugh Jackman, actress Sean Young and musical guest Feist. | 2011-10-04 | |
| 137 | George Clooney, Mastodon Dave welcomes actor George Clooney and musical guest Mastodon. | 2011-10-05 | |
| 138 | Caroline Kennedy, dock diving dogs, The Joy Formidable Dave welcomes author Caroline Kennedy, diving dogs and musical guest The Joy Formidable. | 2011-10-06 | |
| 139 | Bryan Cranston, Jeff Altman, Garland Jeffreys Dave welcomes actor Bryan Cranston, comedian Jeff Altman and musical guest Garland Jeffreys. | 2011-10-07 | |
| 140 | Tracy Morgan, Mike Golic & Mike Greenburg, Mates of State Dave welcomes actor Tracy Morgan, sportscasters Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic and musical guest Mates of State. | 2011-10-10 | |
| 141 | Matthew Broderick, horse wrangler Erin Bolster and her horse Tonk, Hunter Hayes Dave welcomes actor Matthew Broderick, horse wrangler Erin Bolster and her horse Tonk, who saved a young boy's life, and musical guest Hunter Hayes. | 2011-10-11 | |
| 142 | Bill Clinton, Deer Tick Dave welcomes former President Bill Clinton and musical guest Deer Tick. | 2011-10-12 | |
| 143 | Bill O'Reilly, Martina McBride Dave welcomes talk show host/author Bill O'Reilly and musical guest Martina McBride. | 2011-10-13 | |
| 144 | Artie Lange, Eddie Brill, Beirut Dave welcomes comedian/radio host Artie Lange and comedian Eddie Brill and musical guest Beirut. | 2011-10-14 | |
| 145 | Salma Hayek, Keith Olbermann, Jane's Addiction Dave welcomes actress Selma Hayek, talk show host Keith Olbermann and musical guest Jane's Addiction. | 2011-10-24 | |
| 146 | Eddie Murphy, Jane Levy, Mayer Hawthorne Dave welcomes actor Eddie Murphy, actress Jane Levy and musical guest Mayer Hawthorne. | 2011-10-25 | |
| 147 | Justin Timberlake, Jennifer Esposito, The Civil Wars Dave welcomes actor Justin Timberlake, actress Jennifer Esposito and musical guest The Civil Wars. | 2011-10-26 | |
| 148 | Johnny Depp, Foster the People Dave welcomes actor Johnny Depp and musical guest Foster The People. | 2011-10-27 | |
| 149 | Tom Brokaw, Myq Kaplan, The Head & The Heart Dave welcomes news anchor Tom Brokaw, comedian Myq Kaplan, and musical guest The Head & The Heart. | 2011-10-28 | |
| 150 | Tony La Russa, Jesse Eisenberg, Puscifer | 2011-10-31 | |
| 151 | Ben Stiller, Whitney Cummings | 2011-11-01 | |
| 152 | Condoleezza Rice | 2011-11-02 | |
| 153 | Mark Harmon, Mike Judge, Top Ten by Matt Lauer, Eli Young Band "Beavis & Butt-Head" creator Mike Judge entertains with a dialogue and voices from a recent episode. | 2011-11-03 | |
| 154 | Bill Cosby, Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit Dave welcomes comedian Bill Cosby and musical guest Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit. | 2011-11-04 | |
| 155 | Melissa McCarthy, Anthony Bourdain, Joan Baez & Kris Kristofferson Dave welcomes actress Melissa McCarthy from the CBS comedy series "Mike & Molly," chef Anthony Bourdain, and musical guests Joan Baez and Kris Kristofferson. | 2011-11-07 | |
| 156 | Robert Pattinson, Annie Leibovitz, David Crosby and Graham Nash Dave welcomes actor Robert Pattinson, photographer Annie Leibovitz, and musical guests David Crosby and Graham Nash. | 2011-11-08 | |
| 157 | Adam Sandler, Peter Gabriel Dave welcomes actor Adam Sandler and musical guest Peter Gabriel. | 2011-11-09 | |
| 158 | Stupid Humans Tricks, Katie Holmes, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Dave welcomes actress Katie Holmes, musical guest Noel Ghallager's High Flying Birds, and a Top Ten List presented by Texas Governor Rick Perry. Also, Stupid Hu… | 2011-11-10 | |
| 159 | Steve Martin, Felicity Jones, Lonesome River Band feat. Steve Martin Dave welcomes actor Steve Martin and actress Felicity Jones. | 2011-11-11 | |
| 160 | Jason Segel, Jamie Oliver, The Kooks Dave welcomes actor Jason Segal from the CBS comedy series "How I Met Your Mother," chef Jamie Oliver, and musical guest The Kooks. | 2011-11-14 | |
| 161 | Bill Maher, Nikki Reed, Foo Fighters feat. Joan Jet Dave welcomes comedian/talk show host Bill Maher, actress Nikki Reed, and musical guests Foo Fighters featuring Joan Jet. | 2011-11-15 | |
| 162 | Jerry Seinfeld, Lykke Li Dave welcomes comedian Jerry Seinfeld and musical guest Lykke Li. | 2011-11-16 | |
| 163 | Regis Philbin, John Fogerty Dave welcomes talk show host Regis Philbin and musical guest John Fogerty. See what happens when Regis Philbin takes a ride on his retirement gift from Dave, a … | 2011-11-17 | |
| 164 | Herman Cain, Grouplove Dave welcomes republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, and musical guest Grouplove. | 2011-11-18 | |
| 165 | Andy Kindler, Ty Burrell, Gayle King, Needtobreathe Dave welcomes actor Ty Burrell, CBS News' Gayle King, and musical guest Needtobreath. Andy hangs out with the guys from American Pickers. Top Ten Other Articles… | 2011-11-21 | |
| 166 | Amy Sedaris, Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo, Sondre Lerche Dave welcomes actress Amy Sedaris, radio host Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo, and musical guest Sondre Lerche. | 2011-11-22 | |
| 167 | Justin Bieber, Brian Regan, FreeSol Dave welcomes musician Justin Bieber, comedian Brian Regan, and musical guest Freesol. Top Ten Signs You Ate Too Much At Thanksgiving Dinner. The pop star talks… | 2011-11-23 | |
| 168 | Jonah Hill, Kristen Johnston, Ryan Adams Dave welcomes actor Jonah Hill, actress Kristen Johnston, and musical guest Ryan Adams.
Do all celebrities know each other? Jonah's mom thinks so.
Kristen tel… | 2011-12-05 | |
| 169 | Matt Damon, Shelby Lynne Dave welcomes actor Matt Damon and musical guest Shelby Lynne.
Rupert Jee selects a fan to pose with Dave for their 2011 holiday card.
Top Ten Ways the Super … | 2011-12-06 | |
| 170 | Jessica Biel, Tom Dreesen, The Black Keys Dave welcomes actress Jessica Biel, comedian Tom Dreesen, and musical guest The Black Keys.
Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine.
Ther… | 2011-12-07 | |
| 171 | Charlize Theron, Kevin Nealon, Blitzen Trapper Dave welcomes actress Charlize Theron, comedian Kevin Nealon, and musical guest Blitzen Trapper.
Top Ten Signs Your Local News Team Is Drunk.
Down and dirty t… | 2011-12-08 | |
| 172 | David Duchovny, Comedian Hugh Fink, Young Jeezy Dave welcomes comic Hugh Fink and musical guest Young Jeezy.
Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Mall.
He went to meditate, but all David got was a big pile of hors… | 2011-12-09 | |
| 173 | Scarlett Johansson, Julie Chen, Top Ten by the 2011 Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III Dave welcomes actress Scarlett Johansson, Julie Chen, host of the CBS daytime talk show "The Talk", and a Top Ten List presented by Heisman Trophy winner Robert… | 2011-12-12 | |
| 174 | Barbara Walters, Bill Hader, Wild Flag Dave welcomes journalist/talk show host Barbara Walters, actor/comedian Bill Hader, and musical guest Wild Flag.
Top Ten Signs the Candidates Have Debate Fatig… | 2011-12-13 | |
| 175 | Robert Downey Jr., Rooney Mara Dave welcomes actor Robert Downey Jr. and actress Rooney Mara.
Top Ten Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Demands For Returning Our Drone.
From alpacas to kitties, Robert ru… | 2011-12-14 | |
| 176 | Tom Hanks, My Morning Jacket Dave welcomes actor Tom Hanks and musical guest My Morning Jacket.
He's brought his own mistletoe! Tom Hanks shares an intimate Christmas greeting with Dave's … | 2011-12-15 | |
| 177 | Jude Law, Bob Sarlatte, Gary Clark Jr. Dave welcomes actor Jude Law, comedian Bob Sarlatte and musical guest Gary Clark Jr.
Jude Law recalls the last night of a stage production when fake booze was … | 2011-12-16 | |
| 178 | Tom Cruise, Anthony Hamilton, Top Ten by Mitt Romney Dave welcomes actor Tom Cruise and musical guest Anthony Hamilton. Featuring a Top Ten List presented by former Governor Mitt Romney. | 2011-12-19 | |
| 179 | Harry Connick Jr., Scott Van Pelt, Mariachi El Bronx | 2011-12-20 | |
| 180 | Jon Huntsman, J. Cole | 2011-12-21 | |
| 181 | Anderson Cooper, Lindsey Vonn, Childish Gambino Dave welcomes journalist/talk show host Anderson Cooper, Olympic skiing champion Lindsey Vonn, and musical guest Childish Gambino. | 2011-12-22 | |
| 182 | Jay Thomas, David Hyde Pierce, Darlene Love Dave welcomes actor Jay Thomas, David Hyde Pierce and musical guest Darlene Love. | 2011-12-23 |
Season 19 · 2012 · 178 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Will Arnett, Lisa Lampanelli, Guided by Voices | 2012-01-03 | |
| 2 | Brian Williams, WU LYF | 2012-01-04 | |
| 3 | Tina Fey, Jeremy Irvine, Barr Brothers Tina Fey Vandalizes Dave's Car. Jeremy Irvine tells Dave about his quick rise to stardom in "War Horse." | 2012-01-05 | |
| 4 | Kristen Bell, Dan Naturman, Blind Pilot Dave welcomes actress Kristen Bell and musical guest Blind Pilot. | 2012-01-06 | |
| 5 | Mark Wahlberg, Heather Morris, Snow Patrol Dave welcomes actor Mark Wahlberg, actress Heather Morris, and musical guest Snow Patrol.
"Top Ten Ways Kim Jong Un Celebrated His Birthday".
The Glee star tu… | 2012-01-09 | |
| 6 | Kate Beckinsale, Marv Albert, The Little Willies Dave welcomes Kate Beckinsale, Bloopers with Marv Albert, and music from The Little Willies. | 2012-01-10 | |
| 7 | Dolly Parton, Alan Zweibel Dave welcomes musician Dolly Parton and writer Alan Zweibel.
Top Ten Things Kim Jong-Un Wants To Accomplish As Supreme Commander of North Korea.
What's proper… | 2012-01-11 | |
| 8 | Sen. John McCain, Johnny Winter Dave welcomes Senator John McCain and musical guest Johnny Winter. | 2012-01-12 | |
| 9 | Viggo Mortensen, Dennis Regan, Tony Bennett | 2012-01-13 | |
| 10 | Simon Baker, Elizabeth Banks, Seal | 2012-01-16 | |
| 11 | Ricky Gervais, Jessica Chastain, Kathleen Edwards Dave welcomes actor Ricky Gervais, actress Jessica Chastain, and musical guest Kathleen Edwards. | 2012-01-17 | |
| 12 | Marg Helgenberger, Michael Fassbender, Ellie Goulding Dave welcomes actress Marg Helgenberger from the CBS drama series "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," actor Michael Fassbender, and musical guest Ellie Goulding. | 2012-01-18 | |
| 13 | Kathy Griffin, Simon Helberg, Joseph Arthur Dave welcomes comedian Kathy Griffin, actor Simon Helberg from the CBS comedy series "The Big Bang Theory," and musical guest Joseph Aurthur. | 2012-01-19 | |
| 14 | Dana Carvey, Jon Fisch, Los Campesinos! Dave welcomes comedian Dana Carvey, Jon Fisch and musical guest Los Campesinos! performs. | 2012-01-20 | |
| 15 | Jennifer Lopez, Rob Schneider, James McCartney Dave welcomes actress Jennifer Lopez, actor Rob Schneider form the CBS comedy series "Rob!", and musical guest James McCartney. | 2012-01-30 | |
| 16 | Bill Murray, Girls' Generation Dave welcomes actor Bill Murray and musical guest Girls' Generation. | 2012-01-31 | |
| 17 | Howard Stern, The Airborne Toxic Event Dave welcomes radio host Howard Stern and musical guest The Airborne Toxic Event. | 2012-02-01 | |
| 18 | Woody Harrelson, Stephen Merchant, Lana Del Rey | 2012-02-02 | |
| 19 | Michelle Williams, Jake Johannsen, Ziggy Marley Dave welcomes actress Michelle Williams, comic Jake Johannsen and musical guest Ziggy Marley.
Top Ten Super Bowl Fun Facts.
Why wasn't Michelle paying attenti… | 2012-02-03 | |
| 20 | Eli Manning, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Die Antwoord Highlights from Biff's big day at the Super Bowl in Indianapolis.
Dave's "favorite" Manning talks about his brother Peyton's football future.
Sarah embarrasse… | 2012-02-06 | |
| 21 | Denzel Washington, The Fray Dave welcomes actor Denzel Washington and musical guest The Fray. | 2012-02-07 | |
| 22 | Ryan Reynolds, Ellie Kemper, Dierks Bentley Dave welcomes actor Ryan Reynolds, actress Ellie Kemper, and musical guest Dierks Bentley.
Before "The Office," there was "The Man Under The Stairs." | 2012-02-08 | |
| 23 | Nicolas Cage, Michelle Dockery, The Kills Dave welcomes actor Nicolas Cage, actress Michelle Dockery, A Top Ten List presented by Foo Fighters, and musical guest The Kills.
Top Ten Interesting Facts Ab… | 2012-02-09 | |
| 24 | David Spade, Betty Wright Dave welcomes actor David Spade from the CBS comedy series "Rules Of Engagement" and musical guest Betty Wright. | 2012-02-10 | |
| 25 | Reese Witherspoon, Michael Weatherly, Top Ten by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models, Kasabian Dave welcomes actress Reese Witherspoon, a Top Ten List with 10 of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and the reveal of the 2012 cover model, actor Mic… | 2012-02-13 | |
| 26 | Viola Davis, the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model, Mark Ronson, Erykah Badu, The Dap-Kings, Zigaboo Modeliste Dave welcomes actress Viola Davis, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Kate Upton, and musical guests Mark Ronson and Erykah Badu. | 2012-02-14 | |
| 27 | Jon Stewart, American Bagging Champion Stephanie Teteak, Yelawolf with Kid Rock Dave welcomes TV show host Jon Stewart, American Bagging Champion Stephanie Teteak, and musical guests Yelawolf and Kid Rock. | 2012-02-15 | |
| 28 | Joan Rivers, Andrew Lincoln, Jason Mraz Dave welcomes comedian Joan Rivers, actor Andrew Lincoln, and musical guest Jason Mraz. | 2012-02-16 | |
| 29 | Kristen Wiig, Mike Birbiglia, Butch Walker and the Black Widows The Academy Award nominee Kristen Wiig takes a tumble in front of pretty boy Brad Pitt. | 2012-02-17 | |
| 30 | Jack Hanna, Jesse Tyler Ferguson Dave welcomes animal expert "Jungle" Jack Hanna and actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson. | 2012-02-20 | |
| 31 | Alec Baldwin, Eric Hutchinson Dave welcomes actor Alec Baldwin and musical guest Eric Hutchinson.
Alec Baldwin talks about losing weight by going sugar free while Dave extols the virtues of… | 2012-02-21 | |
| 32 | Paul Rudd, John Witherspoon, Heartless Bastards | 2012-02-22 | |
| 33 | Kristin Chenoweth, Joe Scarborough, K'naan featuring Nelly Furtado What happened to Kristin Chenoweth's formerly perky eyes? Why is Kristin Chenoweth wearing sunglasses? Find out when she tells Dave about the problem with her e… | 2012-02-23 | |
| 34 | Matthew Broderick, Nick Griffin, We Are Augustines Dave welcomes actor Matthew Broderick, comedian Nick Griffin, and musical guests We Are Augustines. | 2012-02-24 | |
| 35 | Ed Helms, Dan Patrick, Lyle Lovett Dave welcomes actor Ed Helms, sportscaster Dan Patrick, and musical guest Lyle Lovett. | 2012-02-27 | |
| 36 | Nathan Lane, Pauley Perrette, Estelle Dave welcomes actor Nathan Lane, actress Pauley Perrette from the CBS drama series "NCIS" and musical guest Estelle. | 2012-02-28 | |
| 37 | Neil Patrick Harris, Taylor Kitsch, Robert Glasper Experiment featuring Lupe Fiasco & Bilal Dave and Neil Patrick Harris have an awkward green room encounter.
The Late Show cue card takes you into the weird world of candle-making.
Top Ten Frequently … | 2012-02-29 | |
| 38 | Jon Hamm, Ted Alexandro, White Rabbits | 2012-03-01 | |
| 39 | Will Ferrell, Jon Bernthal Dave welcomes actor Will Ferrell and actor Jon Bernthal. | 2012-03-12 | |
| 40 | Amanda Peet, Nick Offerman, Top Ten by Cee-Lo Green, The Chieftains with the Low Anthem Dave welcomes actress Amanda Peet and actor Nick Offerman. Musical guests The Chieftains with Low Anthem and a Top Ten List presented by musician Cee Lo Green. | 2012-03-13 | |
| 41 | Martin Short, The Ting Tings Dave welcomes actor Martin Short and musical guests The Ting Tings.
Martin upsets a famous female broadcaster and her husband (but it's not Connie Chung and Ma… | 2012-03-14 | |
| 42 | Michelle Obama, Esperanza Spalding Dave welcomes First Lady Michelle Obama and musical guest Esperanza Spalding. | 2012-03-19 | |
| 43 | Jennifer Lawrence, Gail Collins, The Shins Dave welcomes actress Jennifer Lawrence, journalist/author Gail Collins and musical guests The Shins.
"Hunger Games" star Jennifer Lawrence tells Dave how she … | 2012-03-20 | |
| 44 | Debra Messing, Josh Hutcherson, Oberhofer Dave welcomes actress Debra Messing, actor Josh Hutcherson, and musical guests Oberhofer.
The "Smash" star discovers a lot of fake Debra Messings on Twitter. | 2012-03-21 | |
| 45 | Rachel Maddow, Timothy Olyphant, Train Dave welcomes journalist Rachel Maddow, actor Timothy Olyphant, and musical guests Train. | 2012-03-26 | |
| 46 | Jason Sudeikis, Lionel Richie, Jason Aldean Dave welcomes actor Jason Sudeikis, musician Lionel Richie, and musical guests Lionel Richie with Jason Aldean.
A lesson in bad parenting: Jason Sudeikis recal… | 2012-03-27 | |
| 47 | Chris Elliott, Mohamed Nasheed, Justin Townes Earle Dave welcomes actor/comedian Chris Elliott, former President of the Maldives/climate change activist Mohamed Nasheed, and musical guest Justin Townes Earle. | 2012-03-28 | |
| 48 | Tracy Morgan, Jim Rome, The Broadway musical 'Once' Dave welcomes actor/comedian Tracy Morgan, sportscaster Jim Rome, and a performance from the Broadway musical “Once.” | 2012-03-29 | |
| 49 | Megan Mullally, Joe Wong, Band of Skulls Dave welcomes actress Megan Mullally, comedian Joe Wong, and musical guest Band of Skulls. | 2012-03-30 | |
| 50 | Keith Olbermann, Allison Williams, Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real Dave welcomes talk show host Keith Olbermann, actress/singer Allison Williams, and musical guests Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real.
Top Ten Questions Receive… | 2012-04-03 | |
| 51 | Kiefer Sutherland, Eugene Levy, The Punch Brothers Dave welcomes actor Kiefer Sutherland, actor Eugene Levy, and musical guests The Punch Brothers.
Top Ten Sneezes.
Kiefer tries to keep up with his energetic g… | 2012-04-04 | |
| 52 | Ricky Gervais, Cobie Smulders, Tennis Biff Henderson hangs with Jeter, Reggie and more at NY Yankees Spring Training.
Ricky Gervais brings Dave an age-appropriate gift for his upcoming birthday.
… | 2012-04-09 | |
| 53 | Sean Hayes, Shooter Jennings Dave welcomes Masters Champ Bubba Watson, actor Sean Hayes and musical guest Shooter Jennings.
Bubba Watson dons the coveted green jacket and talks "Bubba Golf… | 2012-04-10 | |
| 54 | Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Jim Gaffigan, Kaiser Chiefs Dave welcomes Basketball legends Magic Johnson and Larry Bird, comedian Jim Gaffigan, and musical guests Kaiser Chiefs.
They were competitors on the court, but… | 2012-04-11 | |
| 55 | Billy Crystal, Alabama Shakes Dave welcomes actor Billy Crystal and musical guests Alabama Shakes.
In celebration of Dave's 65th birthday, Billy Crystal shares a special video he created fo… | 2012-04-12 | |
| 56 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Keith Alberstadt, Bonnie Raitt Dave welcomes actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus, comedian Keith Alberstadt, and musical guest Bonnie Raitt.
She couldn't actually get close to First Lady Michelle Ob… | 2012-04-13 | |
| 57 | Jason Segel, Zach Wahls, Fun Dave welcomes Actor Jason Segel from the CBS comedy series 'How I Met Your Mother,' author Zach Wahls, musical guests Fun, and a Top Ten List presented by Chica… | 2012-04-23 | |
| 58 | Amy Poehler, Wendy Williams, Trampled by Turtles Dave welcomes actress Amy Poehler, talk show host/actress Wendy Williams, and musical guests Trampled by Turtles.
"Parks and Recreation" star Amy Poehler talks… | 2012-04-24 | |
| 59 | Rob Lowe, Gov. Brian Schweitzer, The War on Drugs Dave welcomes actor Rob Lowe, Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer, and musical guests The War on Drugs.
Rob reveals the source of his tweet about Peyton Manning. | 2012-04-25 | |
| 60 | Robin Williams, Andrew Luck Dave welcomes actor Robin Williams and prospective NFL #1 draft pick Andrew Luck.
Robin Williams: Secret Service Scandal. | 2012-04-26 | |
| 61 | Madden NFL 13 Cover Calvin Johnson, Chris Hemsworth, Darrell Hammond, Miike Snow Dave welcomes actor Chris Hemsworth, comedian Darrell Hammond and musical guest Miike Snow.
How well does Chris know the other Avengers? Dave puts him to the t… | 2012-04-27 | |
| 62 | Don Rickles, Carrie Underwood Dave welcomes Comedian Don Rickles and musical guest Carrie Underwood.
Regis crashes the party to tell a story about Don Rickles and Frank Sinatra. | 2012-04-30 | |
| 63 | Seth Meyers, Krysten Ritter, Father John Misty Dave welcomes Comedian Seth Meyers, actress Krysten Ritter, and musical guest Father John Misty.
Seth Meyers recalls his faux pas when meeting President Obama … | 2012-05-01 | |
| 64 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Johnny Galecki, Norah Jones An all-new group of animals joins Dave for Stupid Pet Tricks.
Johnny Galecki's Anatomy Lesson. Johnny Galecki learns about female anatomy from a 6-year old kid… | 2012-05-02 | |
| 65 | Stephen Colbert, Chloe Grace Moretz, The cast of 'Nice Work If You Can Get It' Dave welcomes talk show host Stephen Colbert, actress Chloe Grace Moretz, and a performance from the Broadway musical Nice Work If You Can Get It.
Stephen Colb… | 2012-05-03 | |
| 66 | Anderson Cooper, Yves Rossy, Electric Guest Dave welcomes journalist Anderson Cooper, aviation enthusiast/ inventor Yves "Jetman" Rossy and musical guest Electric Guess.
Anderson Cooper and Dave compare … | 2012-05-04 | |
| 67 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Beth Behrs, Spiritualized Dave welcomes talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw, actress Beth Behrs from the CBS comedy series “2 Broke Girls”, and musical guests Spiritualized.
What's Dave's p… | 2012-05-07 | |
| 68 | Jim Parsons, Mika Brzezinski, Macy Gray Jimmy Carter in a Speedo? "Morning Joe" co-host Mika Brzezinski shares colorful stories from her past. | 2012-05-08 | |
| 69 | Eva Longoria, Tom Dreesen, Florence and The Machine Dave welcomes Actress Eva Longoria, comedian Tom Dreesen, musical guests Florence and the Machine, and musician Booker T. Jones sits in with Paul Shaffer and th… | 2012-05-09 | |
| 70 | Kid Scientists, Elizabeth Banks, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Dave welcomes Kid Scientists, actress Elizabeth Banks, and musical guests Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros.
Kid Scientist Cairo Lawrence demonstrates her "Ne… | 2012-05-10 | |
| 71 | Jon Cryer, Tommy Johnagin, M. Ward Dave welcomes actor Jon Cryer from the CBS comedy series "Two and a Half Men", comedian Tommy Johnagin and musical guest M.Ward.
Jon's German fans get a surpri… | 2012-05-11 | |
| 72 | Kelly Ripa, Adam Scott, Tenacious D Dave welcomes talk show host Kelly Ripa, actor Adam Scott, and musical guests Tenacious D. | 2012-05-14 | |
| 73 | Brian Williams, El-P Dave welcomes news anchor Brian Williams and musical guests El-P.
See what Brian Williams is up to when Dave turns on the camera in the "Late Show" Green Room. | 2012-05-15 | |
| 74 | Betty White, Moses Maddox, Best Coast Dave welcomes actress Betty White, former U.S. Marine Corporal Moses Maddox, and musical guests Best Coast.
Betty White Gets Hot With Regis. He played a gay ha… | 2012-05-16 | |
| 75 | Conan O'Brien, Regina Spektor, John Mayer Dave welcomes late night talk show host Conan O'Brien, musical guest Regina Spektor, and musician John Mayer sits in with Paul Shaffer & the CBS Orchestra.
Con… | 2012-05-17 | |
| 76 | Sacha Baron Cohen, Julie Chen, Beach House Dave welcomes actor Sacha Baron Cohen, Julie Chen, co-host of the CBS daytime talk show "The Talk" and musical guests Beach House.
Find out why Sacha Baron Coh… | 2012-05-18 | |
| 77 | Lea Michele, Barry Sonnenfeld, Shaolin Warriors of Ringling Bros Dave welcomes actress Lea Michele and director Barry Sonnenfeld.
The Glee star explains her family's unusual tradition of getting inked.
The Men in Black dire… | 2012-05-21 | |
| 78 | Will Smith, Gossip Will Smith made an appearance on the "Late Show with David Letterman" and discussed his slapping of a reporter who kissed him on the "Men in Black 3" Moscow red… | 2012-05-22 | |
| 79 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Bill O'Reilly, Pitbull Dave welcomes The Piedmont Bird Callers, talk show host Bill O'Reilly, and musical guest Pitbull.
They may not agree on politics, but will Dave and Bill come t… | 2012-05-23 | |
| 80 | Joan Rivers, Dario Franchitti, Silversun Pickups Dave welcomes Comedian Joan Rivers, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, and musical guests Silversun Pickups.
Joan Rivers Licks The Queen. Joan talks abo… | 2012-06-04 | |
| 81 | Neil Patrick Harris, Noomi Rapace, Alan Jackson First Lady Michelle Obama presents the "Top Ten Fun Facts About Gardening."
Tony Awards host Neil Patrick Harris tells what it's like to be interviewed by Opra… | 2012-06-05 | |
| 82 | Jane Fonda, Mayor of London Boris Johnson, Jimmy Cliff Dave welcomes actress Jane Fonda, Mayor of London Boris Johnson, and musical guest Jimmy Cliff.
Dave discovers something disturbing when he takes a look back a… | 2012-06-06 | |
| 83 | Bill Murray, The Temper Trap Dave welcomes actor Bill Murray and musical guests The Temper Trap.
Top Ten Other Superhero Revelations.
Will there be a "Ghostbusters 3"? Bill Murray tells D… | 2012-06-07 | |
| 84 | Mark Wahlberg, Sebastian Vettel, Black Box Revelation Dave welcomes actor Mark Wahlberg, Formula One driver Sebastian Vettel, and musical guests Black Box Revelation.
Mark talks about being the "dumbest f**ker eve… | 2012-06-11 | |
| 85 | Jack Hanna, Patti Smith Dave welcomes animal expert Jack Hanna, musical guest Patti Smith, and musician Bootsy Collins sits in with Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra.
Top Ten Other W… | 2012-06-12 | |
| 86 | Adam Sandler, Jerry Douglas Adam remembers the first time he heard his father curse. Adam gives his 3-year old daughter an adult chore. Adam admits that he and the other SNL guys used to f… | 2012-06-13 | |
| 87 | Regis Philbin, Lenny Marcus, Elizabeth Cook Dave welcomes talk show host Regis Philbin, comedian Lenny Marcus, and musical guest Elizabeth Cook.
Regis Philbin recounts how he took a spill on the Vespa th… | 2012-06-14 | |
| 88 | Denis Leary, Olivia Wilde, The Pierces Dave welcomes actor Denis Leary, actress Olivia Wilde, and musical guests The Pierces.
The San Francisco Giants perfect game pitcher presents the "Top Ten Thin… | 2012-06-18 | |
| 89 | Jeff Daniels, Benjamin Walker, Walk the Moon Dave welcomes actor Jeff Daniels, actor Benjamin Walker, and musical guest Walk the Moon.
Top Ten Things an Out-Of-Touch Person Would Say.
Actor and certified… | 2012-06-19 | |
| 90 | Alec Baldwin, Michael Kiwanuka Dave welcomes actor Alec Baldwin and musical guest Michael Kiwanuka.
To mark the beginning of summer, Dave and Alec go pantsless. Alec sets the record straight… | 2012-06-20 | |
| 91 | Justin Bieber, Michael Ian Black Dave welcomes musician Justin Bieber and actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.
Top Ten Summer Blockbuster Films About Presidents.
Can the Biebs sing opera? Dave a… | 2012-06-21 | |
| 92 | Emma Stone, Jimmie Walker, Diamond Rugs Dave welcomes actress Emma Stone, comedian Jimmie Walker, and musical guests Diamond Rugs.
Top Ten Things You May Not Know About The United States Supreme Cour… | 2012-06-25 | |
| 93 | LeBron James, Andrew Garfield, Maroon 5 Dave welcomes Miami Heat star and NBA Finals MVP LeBron James, actor Andrew Garfield and musical guest Maroon 5.
From the world champion Miami Heat, Dave welco… | 2012-06-26 | |
| 94 | Channing Tatum, Scott Pelley, The Gaslight Anthem Dave welcomes actor Channing Tatum, Scott Pelley, anchor and managing editor of the CBS Evening News, and musical guests The Gaslight Anthem.
Top Ten Words Tha… | 2012-06-27 | |
| 95 | Blake Lively, Drew Brees Dave welcomes actress Blake Lively and New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees.
Top Ten Least Popular Picnic Offerings.
"Savages" star Blake Lively tells Da… | 2012-06-28 | |
| 96 | Ray Romano, Tom Waits, Top Ten by American League All-Stars Dave welcomes actor Ray Romano and musical guest Tom Waits. And the Top Ten list presented by 10 American League All-Stars.
Derek Jeter, Josh Hamilton and the … | 2012-07-09 | |
| 97 | Queen Latifah, Fred Armisen, Cory Chisel and the Wandering Sons Actress/singer Queen Latifah, actor Fred Armisen, musical guests Cory Chisel and the Wandering Sons, musician Buddy Guy sits in with Paul Shaffer and the CBS Or… | 2012-07-10 | |
| 98 | Bryan Cranston, R.A. Dickey, Zac Brown Band Dave welcomes actor Bryan Cranston, New York Mets All-Star pitcher R.A. Dickey and musical guests Zac Brown Band.
Top Ten Superhero Pet Peeves.
Steve Martin m… | 2012-07-11 | |
| 99 | Anne Hathaway, Moody McCarthy, Loudon Wainwright III Dave welcomes actress Anne Hathaway, comedian Moody McCarthy, and musical guest Loudon Wainwright III.
Top Ten Other Popular Erotic Novels.
Anne Hathaway talk… | 2012-07-12 | |
| 100 | Morgan Freeman, Gallagher, Nas | 2012-07-16 | |
| 101 | Roseanne Barr, Aubrey Plaza, Jeff the Brotherhood Dave welcomes comedian Roseanne Barr, actress Aubrey Plaza, and musical guest Jeff the Brotherhood.
Top Ten Ways To Describe the Current Weather.
Don't mess w… | 2012-07-17 | |
| 102 | Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Golic and Greenberg, Red Wanting Blue Dave welcomes actress Kyra Sedgwick, sportscasters Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, and musical guest Red Wanting Blue.
Top Ten Questions On The Application To B… | 2012-07-18 | |
| 103 | Woody Harrelson, Todd Barry, Grafitti6 Dave welcomes actor Woody Harrelson, comedian Todd Barry, and musical guest Grafitti6.
Top Ten North Korean Hit Songs.
Woody Harrelson tells how he embarrasse… | 2012-07-19 | |
| 104 | Will Ferrell, Rufus Wainwright Dave welcomes actor Will Ferrell and musical guest Rufus Wainwright.
Top Ten Television Shows Not Nominated For An Emmy.
Which big Hollywood star has a little… | 2012-07-23 | |
| 105 | Zach Galifianakis, Former U.S. Army Sgt. Valerie Brown, Allen Stone Dave welcomes actor Zach Galifianakis, former U.S. Army Sgt. Valerie Brown, and musical guest Allen Stone.
Dave has some fun with the "Late Show" Hose Cam at t… | 2012-07-24 | |
| 106 | Jonah Hill, Dr. Leonard Girardi, Milo Greene Dave welcomes actor Jonah Hill, cardiothoracic surgery professor Dr. Leonard Girardi, and musical guest Milo Greene.
Top Ten Excuses Of The Burger King Employe… | 2012-07-25 | |
| 107 | Joel McHale, Andrew Norelli, Will.I.Am Dave welcomes actor Joel McHale, comedian Andrew Norelli, and musical guest Will.I.Am.
Top Ten Nations Competing in the Olympics or Bones in the Human Body.
B… | 2012-07-26 | |
| 108 | Andy Samberg, Ashton Eaton, Glen Hansard Dave welcomes Andy Samberg, gold medal-winning U.S. Olympic decathlete Ashton Eaton and Glen Hansard performs.
Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Paul Ryan.
Bil… | 2012-08-13 | |
| 109 | Jennifer Garner, The U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnastics team, Rodriguez Dave welcomes the gold medal-winning U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnastics team, actress Jennifer Garner, and musical guest Rodriguez.
Top Ten Other Promotional Corp… | 2012-08-14 | |
| 110 | Tom Brokaw, Dana Vollmer, Beth Orton Dave welcomes News anchor Tom Brokaw, U.S. Women's Olympic swimming gold medalist Dana Vollmer, musical guest Beth Orton, and Top Ten List is presented by music… | 2012-08-15 | |
| 111 | Tracy Morgan, Erik Kynard, Ben Howard Dave welcomes actor Tracy Morgan, U.S. Men's Olympic High Jump silver medalist Erik Kynard, and musical guest Ben Howard.
Top Ten Things We've Learned About Ma… | 2012-08-16 | |
| 112 | Kelsey Grammer, Olivia Munn, Train An announcement from Augusta National; Obama beer; how Osama bin Laden really died; Dave makes fireworks better; the Mars Curiosity.
Top Ten Congressman Kevin … | 2012-08-20 | |
| 113 | Bill Hader, Mary-Louise Parker, The Walkmen Dave welcomes actor/comedian Bill Hader, actress Mary Louise Parker, and musical guest The Walkmen.
How bin Laden Really Died; Misbehaving Politicians; a Skate… | 2012-08-21 | |
| 114 | Rachel Maddow, Serena Williams, Elle King Hurricane at the RNC?; "Nobody Cares"; An Apology Template; and the Dave/Trump Thing.
TOP TEN: SIGNS YOUR CONGRESSMAN IS AN IDIOT
Should Rep. Todd Akin quit t… | 2012-08-22 | |
| 115 | Kathy Griffin, Michael Somerville, Josh Turner How bin Laden really died; RNC advice for fellow Republicans; a Chris Christie non-fat joke; Dave on Trump; a Top Ten List; the Weekend Late Show; and Alan Kalt… | 2012-08-23 | |
| 116 | Jake Gyllenhaal, Sharon Osbourne, Neon Trees Happenings at the Republican National Convention; Lance Armstrong; Roger Clemens; Ann and Mitt Romney Lies; a carrot incident, a Top Ten list; and Andy Kindler … | 2012-08-27 | |
| 117 | Amy Adams, Paul Teutul Sr. & Paul Teutul Jr., Hacienda al-Qaeda Want Ad; a New Romney Campaign Commercial; Paul Ryan and Samuel Skinner at the Convention; Chris Christie's Keynote Address; a Top Ten List; Dave Promo… | 2012-08-28 | |
| 118 | Michelle Obama, The Chevin Dr. Phil's car; get to know Reince; the national debt clock; the Chris Christie Cholesterol Clock; a new Republican commercial; security is tight at the Late Sh… | 2012-08-29 | |
| 119 | Bruce Willis, Brian Regan, The Heavy Dave welcomes actor Bruce Willis, comedian Brian Regan, and musical guests The Heavy.
The Late Show's 19th Anniversary; A Greet from a CBS Exec; a Few Looks In… | 2012-08-30 | |
| 120 | Claire Danes, Dwyane Wade, Bob Mould Paul Ryan Not Lying; the New Co-Host at LIVE!; Is the Pressure Getting to Barack?; a Top Ten List; a Barack Obama Unfulfilled Campaign Promise; and Biff Henders… | 2012-09-04 | |
| 121 | Emma Watson, Julie Chen, Matchbox Twenty Political Twins in History; what's happening at the Convention; the new Obama campaign commercial; our team of political analysts standing by; Biff Henderson at… | 2012-09-05 | |
| 122 | Howard Stern, Jason Aldean Dave welcomes Howard Stern and musical guest Jason Aldean.
A Mistake at the Convention; a Surprise at the Convention; Biff at the Convention; Weekend Late Show… | 2012-09-06 | |
| 123 | Joseph Gordon Levitt, Mindy Kaling, Of Gentlemen and Cowards Mike Francesca; the Late Show nurse; Who Cares?; a Barack Obama campaign commercial; a new baby; the Late Show softball team; a Top Ten list; Coach's Corner wit… | 2012-09-17 | |
| 124 | President Barack Obama President Barack Obama discusses the comments made by Mitt Romney in a recently released video.
Dave wants to keep the vacant chair vacant . . . . just in case… | 2012-09-18 | |
| 125 | Michael Strahan, Arthur Meyer An upset audience guy; an upset Mitt Romney; an upset Alan Kalter; and a Top Ten list.
Alan Kalter's beautiful mind tries to figure out how Dave became a Kenne… | 2012-09-19 | |
| 126 | Nathan Lane, Ryan Hunter-Reay, The Killers Great Moments on the Campaign Trail; Obama in the House; an Invitation to Mitt; a Top Ten List; Weekend Late Show; and Jesus is On The Line!
TOP TEN: SUGGESTIV… | 2012-09-21 | |
| 127 | Steve Martin, Gotye Dave welcomes actor Steve Martin and musical guest Gotye.
Pat Farmer with a question; Slow News Day; What did Dave do during the Emmys; New Books, a Top Ten li… | 2012-09-24 | |
| 128 | Stupid Human Tricks, Kaley Cuoco, The Whigs Something For the Swedes; Alan is Late for the Show; the Obamas on "The View"; Mitt Trying Out Material; Ahmadinejad Drops By; a Top Ten List; and a Phone Call … | 2012-09-25 | |
| 129 | David Cameron, Jonny Lee Miller The U.N. In Memoriam; something for our Dutch friends; more tax returns from Mitt; and a Top Ten list.
TOP TEN: WORDS THAT ALMOST RHYME WITH 'MAHMOUD
Dave and… | 2012-09-26 | |
| 130 | Jimmy Fallon, Neil Young, Lupe Fiasco Ahmadinejad at the U.N.; a New Mitt Release; Mitt on the Campaign; the Zogby Poll; and a CBS Promo.
Jimmy Fallon - star and host of "Late Night with Jimmy Fall… | 2012-09-27 | |
| 131 | Regis Philbin, Tom Dreesen, Dwight Yoakam Ahmadinejad in New York, the ancient papyrus; a Top Ten list; and Dave makes a plea to Mitt.
TOP TEN REASONS MITT ROMNEY SHOULD APPEAR ON THE SHOW
Our favorit… | 2012-09-28 | |
| 132 | Stephen Colbert, Theresa Caputo, Martha Wash Fox News highlight; Mitt zingers; Memorable Debate Comebacks; Dave's Voter Guide; and a Top Ten list.
TOP TEN: WORST POLITICIAN EXCUSES
The very funny Mr. Col… | 2012-10-01 | |
| 133 | Martin Short, Kat Dennings Genius Grants; the U.S. Postal Service; a Top Ten List; and a Mitt Romney on the Late Show Simulation.
TOP TEN: THINGS OVERHEARD WHEN JUSTIN BIEBER URPED
To a… | 2012-10-02 | |
| 134 | Tina Fey, Rick Santorum, LP The new NFL uniforms; American Airlines explains; a debate promo from Telemundo; and a Top Ten list.
TOP TEN: SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD DEBATE MODERATOR
TINA FEY -… | 2012-10-03 | |
| 135 | Craig Ferguson, Anna Kendrick, The Raveonettes A Debate Highlight; Body Language; Depression Medication; Jim Lehrer: Tough Gig; What's New with Mitt; a Top Ten List; Funding Cut at PBS; a Simulation of Mitt … | 2012-10-04 | |
| 136 | Billy Crystal, The Wallflowers Early Voting; Is a Time Machine Possible?; Results in the Latest Zogby Poll; a Top Ten List; and Weekend Late Show with Bruce and Linda.
TOP TEN: THINGS YOU DO… | 2012-10-05 | |
| 137 | Jack Hanna, Max Greenfield Animal expert Jack Hanna; from "New Girl," actor Max Greenfield. | 2012-10-08 | |
| 138 | Kevin James, Chris Elliott, Miguel | 2012-10-09 | |
| 139 | Salma Hayek Pinault, Nick Offerman, KISS From "Here Comes the Boom," actress Salma Hayek Pinault; from "Parks and Recreation," actor Nick Offerman; musical guest KISS. | 2012-10-10 | |
| 140 | Lucy Liu; Rob Corddry; Daughter From "Elementary," actress Lucy Liu; actor Rob Corddry; musical guests Daughter. | 2012-10-11 | |
| 141 | John Goodman, Jeff Altman, Jamey Johnson with Alison Krauss From "Trouble with the Curve," actor John Goodman; comic Jeff Altman; musical guests Jamey Johnson with Alison Krauss | 2012-10-12 | |
| 142 | Tom Hanks; Tony Bennett From "Cloud Atlas", actor Tom Hanks; musical guest Tony Bennett. | 2012-10-22 | |
| 143 | Taylor Swift; Rachel Maddow Musical guest Taylor Swift; political journalist Rachel Maddow. | 2012-10-23 | |
| 144 | Bill O'Reilly; Nicole Snooki Polizzi; The Lumineers Journalist Bill O'Reilly; reality television star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi; musical guests The Lumineers. | 2012-10-24 | |
| 145 | Donald Trump; Adam Levine; Carly Rae Jepsen Real estate mogul Donald Trump; from "The Voice," musician Adam Levine; musical guest Carly Rae Jepsen | 2012-10-25 | |
| 146 | Dennis Quaid; Krysten Ritter; Diamond Rings From "Vegas," actor Dennis Quaid; from "Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23," actress Krysten Ritter; musical guests Diamond Rings. | 2012-10-26 | |
| 147 | Denzel Washington, Paul Banks From "Flight," actor Denzel Washington; musical guest Paul Banks | 2012-10-29 | |
| 148 | Jim Cantore; Ken Burns; Andrew Bird Meteorologist Jim Cantore; documentary filmmaker Ken Burns; musical guests St. Vincent and David Byrne (Kate Hudson, from "Glee" Scheduled, cancelled to due to … | 2012-10-30 | |
| 149 | Katie Couric; Rita Ora Talk show host and ABC Special Correspondent Katie Couric; New Halloween Costumes; Musical guest by Rita Ora | 2012-10-31 | |
| 150 | Steven Tyler and Joe Perry; Judy Greer; Aerosmith Musicians Steven Tyler and Joe Perry; actress Judy Greer; musical guests Aerosmith; a Top Ten List presented by Vice President Joe Biden | 2012-11-01 | |
| 151 | Jason Sudeikis; Michael Che; Ultraĩsta From "Saturday Night Live," actor Jason Sudeikis; comic Michael Che; musical guests Ultraĩsta | 2012-11-02 | |
| 152 | Ricky Gervais; Simon Helberg; Ty Segall From "The Big Bang Theory," actor Simon Helberg; actor/comic Ricky Gervais; musical guest Ty Segall. | 2012-11-05 | |
| 153 | Brian Williams; Ne-Yo News anchor Brian Williams; musical guest Ne-Yo | 2012-11-07 | |
| 154 | Robin Williams; Lianne La Havas Actor Robin Williams; a Top Ten List presented by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"; musical guest Lianne La Havas | 2012-11-08 | |
| 155 | Anderson Cooper; Myq Kaplan; Alberta Cross Journalist and talk show host Anderson Cooper; Comic Myq Kaplan; musical guests Alberta Cross | 2012-11-09 | |
| 156 | Bradley Cooper; Robert Klein; Soundgarden From "Silver Linings Playbook," actor Bradley Cooper; comic Robert Klein; musical guests Soundgarden | 2012-11-12 | |
| 157 | Julianna Margulies; Mumford & Sons rom "The Good Wife," actress Julianna Margulies; Stupid Pet Tricks; musical guests Mumford & Sons | 2012-11-13 | |
| 158 | Alec Baldwin; Dirty Projectors From "30 Rock," actor Alec Baldwin; musical guests Dirty Projectors | 2012-11-14 | |
| 159 | Zooey Deschanel; Lisa Lampanelli; Donald Fagen From "New Girl," actress Zooey Deschanel; comic Lisa Lampanelli; musical guest Donald Fagen | 2012-11-15 | |
| 160 | Dr. Phil McGraw; Carmen Lynch; Divine Fits Talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw; comic Carmen Lynch; musical guest Divine Fits | 2012-11-16 | |
| 161 | Jessica Biel; Pete Townshend; Philip Phillips From "Playing for Keeps," actress Jessica Biel; musician Pete Townshend; musical guest Philip Phillips; Top Ten by Pail Rudd | 2012-11-19 | |
| 162 | Amy Poehler; Josh Hutcherson; Tegan and Sara From "Parks and Recreation," actress Amy Poehler; from "Red Dawn," actor Josh Hutcherson; musical guests Tegan and Sara; Special Top Ten list presented by NASCA… | 2012-11-20 | |
| 163 | Scarlett Johansson; Willie Nelson; Gary Clark Jr. From "Hitchcock," actress Scarlett Johansson; musician Willie Nelson; musical guest Gary Clark Jr. | 2012-11-21 | |
| 164 | Led Zeppelin; John Krasinski; Paloma Faith Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin, honorees at "The 35th Annual Kennedy Center Honors"; from "The Office," actor John Krasinski; mu… | 2012-12-03 | |
| 165 | Matt Damon; Martin Freeman; JD McPherson From "Promised Land," actor Matt Damon; from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey," actor Martin Freeman; musical guest J.D. McPherson | 2012-12-04 | |
| 166 | Albert Brooks; Diana Krall From "This is 40," actor Albert Brooks; musical guests Diana Krall | 2012-12-05 | |
| 167 | Bill Murray; Vintage Trouble From "Hyde Park on Hudson," actor Bill Murray; musical guests Vintage Trouble | 2012-12-06 | |
| 168 | Dustin Hoffman; One Direction Actor Dustin Hoffman, an honoree at "The 35th Annual Kennedy Center Honors"; musical guests One Direction | 2012-12-07 | |
| 169 | Anne Hathaway; Jake Johnson; “The President's Own” United States Marine Band From "Les Miserables," actress Anne Hathaway; from "New Girl," actor Jake Johnson; a Top Ten List presented by the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner; musical guests "T… | 2012-12-10 | |
| 170 | Amanda Seyfried; Natalia Makarova; Awolnation From "Les Miserables," actress Amanda Seyfried; ballerina Natalia Makarova, honoree at "35th Annual Kennedy Center Honors"; musical guests Awolnation; a Top Ten… | 2012-12-11 | |
| 171 | Billy Crystal; James Balong; Grizzly Bear From "Parental Guidance," actor Billy Crystal; photographer James Balog; musical guests Grizzly Bear | 2012-12-12 | |
| 172 | Jamie Foxx; Julie Chen; DIIV From "Django Unchained," actor Jamie Foxx; from "The Talk," co-host Julie Chen; musical guests DIIV | 2012-12-13 | |
| 173 | Samuel L. Jackson; Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen; Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit From "Django Unchained," actor Samuel L. Jackson; from "Portlandia," actors Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen; Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit perform | 2012-12-14 | |
| 174 | Tom Cruise; MNDR From "Jack Reacher," actor Tom Cruise; musical guests MNDR | 2012-12-17 | |
| 175 | Paul Rudd; Alicia Keys From "This Is 40," actor Paul Rudd; musical guest Alicia Keys | 2012-12-18 | |
| 176 | Seth Rogen; John Witherspoon From "The Guilt Trip," actor Seth Rogen; Christmas Toys; comic John Witherspoon | 2012-12-19 | |
| 177 | Katie Holmes; Jon Bon Jovi Actress Katie Holmes; musical guest Jon Bon Jovi | 2012-12-20 | |
| 178 | Naomi Watts; Jay Thomas; Darlene Love From "The Impossible," actress Naomi Watts; actor Jay Thomas; musical guest Darlene Love | 2012-12-21 |
Season 20 · 2013 · 179 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kathy Griffin; Chris Pratt; Big Boi Comic Kathy Griffin; from "Zero Dark Thirty", actor Chris Pratt; Big Boi performs. | 2013-01-02 | |
| 2 | Regis Philbin; Zedd TV personality Regis Philbin; musical guest Zedd. | 2013-01-03 | |
| 3 | Tracy Morgan; Marv Albert; Everest From "30 Rock", actor Tracy Morgan; sportscaster Marv Albert; musical guests Everest. | 2013-01-04 | |
| 4 | Michael Strahan; Jessica Chastain; Conor Maynard Talk show host Michael Strahan; from "Zero Dark Thirty", actress Jessica Chastain; musical guest Conor Maynard. | 2013-01-07 | |
| 5 | Brian Williams; Morrissey News anchor Brian Williams; musical guest Morrissey. | 2013-01-08 | |
| 6 | Josh Brolin; Kathryn Bigelow; Ray Wylie Hubbard From "Gangster Squad", actor Josh Brolin; from "Zero Dark Thirty", director Kathryn Bigelow; musical guest Ray Wylie Hubbard. | 2013-01-09 | |
| 7 | Michael J. Fox; Lena Dunham Actor Michael J. Fox; from "Girls", actress Lena Dunham. | 2013-01-10 | |
| 8 | Catherine Zeta-Jones; Allison Williams; Jon Spencer Blues Explosion From "Broken City", actress Catherine Zeta-Jones; from "Girls", actress Allison Williams; musical guests Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. | 2013-01-11 | |
| 9 | Charlie Sheen; Phil Simms; José James From "Anger Management", actor Charlie Sheen; CBS Sports commentator and former NFL quarterback Phil Simms; musical guest José James. | 2013-01-14 | |
| 10 | Jennifer Lawrence; Alan Zweibel; A$AP Rocky Actress Jennifer Lawrence; author Alan Zweibel; musical guest A$AP Rocky. | 2013-01-15 | |
| 11 | Kim & Kourtney Kardashian; Buddy Guy Reality TV personalities Kim & Kourtney Kardashian; musical guest Buddy Guy. | 2013-01-16 | |
| 12 | Jeremy Renner; Jack Hanna From "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters", actor Jeremy Renner; animal expert Jack Hanna. | 2013-01-17 | |
| 13 | Kevin Bacon; Brian Kiley; The Amazing From "The Following", actor Kevin Bacon; comic Brian Kiley; musical guests The Amazing. | 2013-01-18 | |
| 14 | Melissa McCarthy; David Morrissey; David Byrne & St. Vincent From "Mike & Molly", actress Melissa McCarthy; from "The Walking Dead", actor David Morrissey; musical guests David Byrne & St. Vincent. | 2013-01-28 | |
| 15 | Sylvester Stallone; Al Gore From "Bullet to the Head", actor Sylvester Stallone; former U.S. Vice President Al Gore. | 2013-01-29 | |
| 16 | Jason Bateman; Alison Brie; Shovels & Rope From "Identity Thief", actor Jason Bateman; from "Community", actress Alison Brie; musical guests Shovels & Rope. | 2013-01-30 | |
| 17 | Al Pacino; Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Fom "Stand Up Guys", actor Al Pacino; musical guests Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. | 2013-01-31 | |
| 18 | Kevin Spacey; Nick Griffin; Emeli Sandé From "House of Cards", actor Kevin Spacey; comic Nick Griffin; musical guest Emeli Sandé. | 2013-02-01 | |
| 19 | Gov. Chris Christie; Joe Flacco; Cody Ray Slaughter New Jersey Governor Chris Christie; Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Cody Ray Slaughter. | 2013-02-04 | |
| 20 | Eric Stonestreet; Christopher “Mad Dog” Russo; Brandon Bennett; Norman, the Bicycle-Riding Dog From "Modern Family", actor Eric Stonestreet; Trick: Norman will ride a scooter; from Sirius XM Radio, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo; a performance by Elvis tribute art… | 2013-02-05 | |
| 21 | Joel McHale; Amy Sedaris; Justin Shandor From "Community", actor and TV host Joel McHale; actress and comedienne Amy Sedaris; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Justin Shandor. | 2013-02-06 | |
| 22 | Sally Field; John Harbaugh; Shawn Klush Actress Sally Field; Baltimore Ravens' John Harbaugh; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Shawn Klush. | 2013-02-07 | |
| 23 | Pauley Perrette; Jake Johannsen; Ben Portsmouth From "NCIS", actress Pauley Perrette; comedian Jake Johannsen; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Ben Portsmouth. | 2013-02-08 | |
| 24 | Bill O'Reilly; S.I. Swimsuit Models; The Avett Brothers Talk show host Bill O'Reilly; a Top Ten List presented by ten 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and the 2013 S.I. Swimsuit cover model reveal; musical gue… | 2013-02-11 | |
| 25 | Bruce Willis; Kate Upton; Little Big Town From "A Good Day to Die Hard", actor Bruce Willis; 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model Kate Upton; musical guests Little Big Town. | 2013-02-12 | |
| 26 | Staff Sgt. Clinton Romesha; AnnaSophia Robb; Robert DeLong Medal of Honor recipient Staff Sgt. Clinton Romesha; from "The Carrie Diaries", actress AnnaSophia Robb; musical guest Robert DeLong.
Quvenzhané Wallis preempt… | 2013-02-13 | |
| 27 | Jerry Seinfeld; Dave Grohl & the Sound City Players with Stevie Nicks Comic Jerry Seinfeld; musician Dave Grohl; musical guests Dave Grohl & the Sound City Players with Stevie Nicks. | 2013-02-14 | |
| 28 | Helen Hunt; Jeff Caldwell; The Maccabees From "Decoding Annie Parker", actress Helen Hunt; comic Jeff Caldwell; musical guests The Maccabees. | 2013-02-15 | |
| 29 | David Spade; Kenny Licklider; Aaron Neville From "Rules of Engagement", actor and comedian David Spade; dog trainer/reality TV personality Kenny Licklider; musical guest Aaron Neville. | 2013-02-18 | |
| 30 | Michelle Williams; Chris O'Donnell; von Grey From "Oz the Great and Powerful", actress Michelle Williams; from "NCIS: Los Angeles", actor Chris O'Donnell; musical guests von Grey. | 2013-02-19 | |
| 31 | Hugh Jackman; Zosia Mamet; The Americans Actor Hugh Jackman; from "Girls", actress Zosia Mamet; musical guests The Americans. | 2013-02-20 | |
| 32 | Johnny Depp; Bill Carter and The Blame Stupid Human Tricks; actor Johnny Depp; musical performance by Bill Carter and The Blame. | 2013-02-21 | |
| 33 | Luke Wilson; Dan Mintz; Imagine Dragons Actor Luke Wilson; comic Dan Mintz; musical performance by Imagine Dragons. | 2013-02-22 | |
| 34 | Alec Baldwin; Emmylou Harris with Rodney Crowell From "AmeriQua", actor Alec Baldwin; musical guests Emmylou Harris with Rodney Crowell. | 2013-02-25 | |
| 35 | Joan Rivers; Jimmie Johnson; Kendrick Lamar Comic Joan Rivers; Daytona 500 winner Jimmie Johnson; musical guest Kendrick Lamar. | 2013-02-26 | |
| 36 | Tina Fey; Jesse Tyler Ferguson; Solange Actress and writer Tina Fey; from "Modern Family", actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson; musical guest Solange. | 2013-02-27 | |
| 37 | Michael Bloomberg; Depeche Mode New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg; musical guests Depeche Mode. | 2013-03-11 | |
| 38 | Steve Carell; Emilia Clarke; Josh Ritter From "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", actor Steve Carell; from "Game of Thrones", actress Emilia Clarke; musical guest Josh Ritter. | 2013-03-12 | |
| 39 | Jim Carrey; Richard Thompson From "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", actor & comedian Jim Carrey; musical guest Richard Thompson. | 2013-03-13 | |
| 40 | Gerard Butler; Elizabeth Cook From "Olympus Has Fallen", actor Gerard Butler; musical guest Elizabeth Cook | 2013-03-14 | |
| 41 | Seth Meyers; Demetri Martin; Dropkick Murphys From "Saturday Night Live", comedian & writer Seth Meyers; comic Demetri Martin; musical guests Dropkick Murphys. | 2013-03-15 | |
| 42 | Selena Gomez; Bob Sarlatte; Killer Mike Actress Selena Gomez; comic Bob Sarlatte; musical guest Killer Mike. | 2013-03-18 | |
| 43 | Bill Cosby; Mikaela Shiffrin; Garbage Comic Bill Cosby; U.S. skier Mikaela Shiffrin; musical guests Garbage. | 2013-03-19 | |
| 44 | Eva Mendes; Andy Hendrickson; The Airborne Toxic Event Actress Eva Mendes; a Top Ten List presented by IndyCar driver Graham Rahal; comic Andy Hendrickson; musical guests The Airborne Toxic Event. | 2013-03-20 | |
| 45 | James Franco; Andrew Borracchini; Ed Sheeran From "Oz the Great and Powerful" and "Spring Breakers", actor James Franco; national grocery bagging champion Andrew Borracchini; music by Ed Sheeran. | 2013-03-25 | |
| 46 | Brian Williams; Pegi Young & The Survivors News anchor Brian Williams; musical guests Pegi Young & The Survivors. | 2013-03-26 | |
| 47 | Gary Gulman; Wavves Comic Gary Gulman; musical guests Wavves. | 2013-03-27 | |
| 48 | Shia LaBeouf; Jeff Altman; The Band Perry From "The Company You Keep", actor Shia LaBeouf; comic Jeff Altman; musical guests The Band Perry. | 2013-04-01 | |
| 49 | Regis Philbin; Broadway musical “Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella” Talk show legend Regis Philbin; a performance from the Broadway musical "Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella". | 2013-04-02 | |
| 50 | Louis C.K.; Rachel Maddow; The Flaming Lips Comic Louis C.K.; talk show host Rachel Maddow; musical guests The Flaming Lips. | 2013-04-03 | |
| 51 | Martin Short; Tyler, the Creator Actor/comedian Martin Short; musical guest Tyler, the Creator; a top ten list with Kevin Ware. | 2013-04-04 | |
| 52 | Chelsea Handler; Ross Bennett; Yeah Yeah Yeahs From "Chelsea Lately", talk show host Chelsea Handler; comic Ross Bennett; musical guests Yeah Yeah Yeahs. | 2013-04-05 | |
| 53 | Lindsay Lohan; Pete Lee; Gary Clark Jr. From "Scary Movie 5", actress Lindsay Lohan; comic Pete Lee; musical guest Gary Clark Jr. | 2013-04-09 | |
| 54 | Harrison Ford; Rita Wilson; Jake Bugg From "42", actor Harrison Ford; actress Rita Wilson; musical guest Jake Bugg. | 2013-04-10 | |
| 55 | Matthew McConaughey; Ryan Lochte; Steve Earle & The Dukes (& Duchess) From "Mud", actor Matthew McConaughey; Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte; musical guests Steve Earle & The Dukes (& Duchess). | 2013-04-22 | |
| 56 | Steve Martin; Edie Brickell; Jenna Fischer Actor Steve Martin; musician Edie Brickell; from "The Office", actress Jenna Fischer; musical guests Steve Martin & Edie Brickell. | 2013-04-23 | |
| 57 | Kate Hudson; A.J. Clemente; Selena Gomez From "The Reluctant Fundamentalist", actress Kate Hudson; former KFYR-TV anchor A.J. Clemente; musical guest Selena Gomez. | 2013-04-24 | |
| 58 | Jim Parsons; Snoop Lion From "The Big Bang Theory", actor Jim Parsons; musical guest Snoop Lion; a Top Ten List presented by Barry Sanders, the cover athlete of the Madden 25 video gam… | 2013-04-25 | |
| 59 | Jon Hamm; Ricky Jay; The So So Glos From "Mad Men", actor Jon Hamm; from "Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay", magician Ricky Jay; musical guests The So So Glos. | 2013-04-26 | |
| 60 | Mindy Kaling; Nada Bakos; Ben Harper with Charlie Musselwhite From "The Mindy Project", actress Mindy Kaling; from documentary "Manhunt", former CIA analyst & targeting officer Nada Bakos; musical guest Ben Harper with Cha… | 2013-04-29 | |
| 61 | Dr. Phil McGraw; Chris O'Dowd; Phoenix Talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw; from "Family Tree", actor Chris O'Dowd; musical guests Phoenix. | 2013-04-30 | |
| 62 | Tobey Maguire; Tom Odell From "The Great Gatsby", actor Tobey Maguire; Stupid Pet Tricks; musical guest Tom Odell. | 2013-05-01 | |
| 63 | Paris Hilton; Miriam Tucker; Atlas Genius From "Bling Ring", Paris Hilton; Miriam Tucker (swallowed and recovered a $5,000 diamond); musical guests Atlas Genius. | 2013-05-02 | |
| 64 | Nathan Lane; Joe Matarese; Kacey Musgraves From "The English Teacher" and Broadway's "The Nance", actor Nathan Lane; comic Joe Matarese; musical guest Kacey Musgraves. | 2013-05-03 | |
| 65 | John Krasinski; Kerry Washington; James Blake From "The Office", actor John Krasinski; from "Scandal", actress Kerry Washington; musical guest James Blake. | 2013-05-06 | |
| 66 | Zooey Deschanel; Jim Gaffigan; Pistol Annies; Todd Rundgren From "New Girl", actress Zooey Deschanel; comic Jim Gaffigan; musical guests Pistol Annies; sitting in musician Todd Rundgren. | 2013-05-07 | |
| 67 | Michael Strahan; Alyson Hannigan; Natalie Maines From "Live! With Kelly and Michael", host Michael Strahan; from "How I Met Your Mother", actress Alyson Hannigan; musical guest Natalie Maines. | 2013-05-08 | |
| 68 | Jack Hanna; Benedict Cumberbatch Animal expert Jack Hanna; from "Star Trek: Into Darkness", actor Benedict Cumberbatch. | 2013-05-09 | |
| 69 | Chris Pine; Tom Dreesen; She & Him From "Star Trek: Into Darkness", actor Chris Pine; comic Tom Dreesen; musical guests She & Him. | 2013-05-10 | |
| 70 | Mark Harmon; Amy Schumer; Luke Bryan From "NCIS", actor Mark Harmon; from "Inside Amy Schumer", comedienne Amy Schumer; musical guest Luke Bryan. | 2013-05-13 | |
| 71 | Tom Hanks; cast of “Pippin” From the Broadway play "Lucky Guy", actor Tom Hanks; a performance by the cast of Broadway musical "Pippin". | 2013-05-14 | |
| 72 | Ed Helms; Hoda Kotb; Brad Paisley From "The Hangover Part III", actor Ed Helms; talk show host Hoda Kotb; musical guest Brad Paisley. | 2013-05-15 | |
| 73 | Barbara Walters; Jesse Eisenberg; MS MR Journalist Barbara Walters; from "Now You See Me", actor Jesse Eisenberg; musical guests MS MR. | 2013-05-16 | |
| 74 | Will Arnett; Trevor Noah; Kurt Vile From "Arrested Development" and the new CBS series "The Millers", actor Will Arnett; comic Trevor Noah; musical guest Kurt Vile. | 2013-05-17 | |
| 75 | Will Smith; The National From "After Earth", actor Will Smith; musical guests The National. | 2013-05-20 | |
| 76 | Jason Bateman; Piedmont bird callers; John Fogerty From "Arrested Development", actor Jason Bateman; Piedmont bird callers; musical guest John Fogerty; surprise guest Tom Hanks plugs his Broadway play during the… | 2013-05-21 | |
| 77 | Woody Harrelson; Tommy Johnagin; John Fogerty with Dawes From "Now You See Me", actor Woody Harrelson; comic Tommy Johnagin; musical guests John Fogerty with Dawes. | 2013-05-22 | |
| 78 | Neil Patrick Harris; Tony Kanaan; Frank Turner Host of the 67th Annual Tony Awards, Neil Patrick Harris; 2013 Indianapolis 500 winner Tony Kanaan; musical guest Frank Turner. | 2013-06-03 | |
| 79 | Nathan Fillion; John Oliver; Local Natives From "Castle", actor Nathan Fillion; from "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart", comic John Oliver; a Top Ten List presented by Joan Rivers; musical guests Local Na… | 2013-06-04 | |
| 80 | Johnny Galecki; John Mellencamp & Stephen King; Queens of the Stone Age From "The Big Bang Theory", actor Johnny Galecki; from the play "Ghost Brothers of Darkland County", musician John Mellencamp and author Stephen King; musical g… | 2013-06-05 | |
| 81 | Vince Vaughn; Andy Kindler; Queens of the Stone Age From "The Internship", actor Vince Vaughn; comic Andy Kindler; musical guests Queens of the Stone Age. | 2013-06-06 | |
| 82 | Russell Brand; Michael Shannon; Haim From "Despicable Me 2", actor & comic Russell Brand; from "Man of Steel", actor Michael Shannon; musical guests Haim. | 2013-06-10 | |
| 83 | Dana Carvey; Nick Robinson; cast of “Matilda” Actor & comic Dana Carvey; from "The Kings of Summer" and "Melissa & Joey", actor Nick Robinson; a performance by the cast of Broadway musical "Matilda". | 2013-06-11 | |
| 84 | Tom Brokaw; Darlene Love News anchor Tom Brokaw; interview with and musical performance by Darlene Love. | 2013-06-12 | |
| 85 | Harry Connick, Jr.; Dylan Moran Interview with and musical performance by Harry Connick, Jr.; a Top Ten List presented by members of the U.S. Army; comic Dylan Moran. | 2013-06-13 | |
| 86 | Bill O'Reilly; Greta Gerwig; Quadron Journalist Bill O'Reilly; from "Frances Ha", actress Greta Gerwig; musical guests Quadron. | 2013-06-17 | |
| 87 | Don Rickles; Nick Cannon; Tom Keifer Comic Don Rickles; from "America's Got Talent", host Nick Cannon; musical guest Tom Keifer. | 2013-06-18 | |
| 88 | Jeff Daniels; Ken Jeong; Jim James From "The Newsroom", actor Jeff Daniels; from "Despicable Me 2", actor Ken Jeong; musical guest Jim James. | 2013-06-19 | |
| 89 | John Travolta; Chris DiStefano; Japandroids From "Killing Season", actor John Travolta; comic Chris DiStefano; musical guests Japandroids. | 2013-06-20 | |
| 90 | Melissa McCarthy; Idris Elba; Dale Watson and His Lone Stars From "The Heat", actress Melissa McCarthy; from "Pacific Rim", actor Idris Elba; musical guests Dale Watson and His Lone Stars. | 2013-06-24 | |
| 91 | Channing Tatum; Tim DeChristopher; Fitz and The Tantrums From "White House Down", actor Channing Tatum; activist Tim DeChristopher; musical guests Fitz and The Tantrums. | 2013-06-25 | |
| 92 | Jamie Foxx; Patrick Kane; Wale From "White House Down", actor Jamie Foxx; Stanley Cup MVP Patrick Kane; a Top Ten List presented by Backstreet Boys; musical guest Wale. | 2013-06-26 | |
| 93 | Johnny Depp; Marc Maron; Dawes From "The Lone Ranger", actor Johnny Depp; from "Maron", comedian Marc Maron; musical guests Dawes. | 2013-06-27 | |
| 94 | Michael Cera; Martha Stewart; Ra Ra Riot From "Crystal Fairy", actor Michael Cera; "Living the Good Life" author Martha Stewart; musical guests Ra Ra Riot . | 2013-07-08 | |
| 95 | Adam Sandler; Joseph Arthur From "Grown Ups 2", actor/comedian Adam Sandler; musical guest Joseph Arthur. | 2013-07-09 | |
| 96 | Salma Hayek Pinault; Tony Hale; Houndmouth From "Grown Ups 2", actress Salma Hayek Pinault; from "Veep" and "Arrested Development", actor Tony Hale; musical guests Houndmouth. | 2013-07-10 | |
| 97 | Kevin James; Shaun White; Darius Rucker From "Grown Ups 2", actor Kevin James; snowboarder Shaun White; musical guest Darius Rucker. | 2013-07-11 | |
| 98 | Bruce Willis; Bud Selig; Valerie Simpson From "Red 2", star Bruce Willis; MLB commissioner Bud Selig; musical guest Valerie Simpson. | 2013-07-15 | |
| 99 | Bill Maher; Poppy Montgomery; Pokey LaFarge From "Real Time with Bill Maher", host Bill Maher; from "Unforgettable", actress Poppy Montgomery; musical guest Pokey LaFarge. | 2013-07-16 | |
| 100 | Brian Williams; Court Yard Hounds From "Nightly News with Brian Williams", anchor Brian Williams; musical guests Court Yard Hounds. | 2013-07-17 | |
| 101 | Liev Schreiber; Adam Newman; Cold War Kids From "Ray Donovan", actor Liev Schreiber; comedian Adam Newman; musical guests Cold War Kids. | 2013-07-18 | |
| 102 | Cate Blanchett; Aisha Tyler; Franz Ferdinand From "Blue Jasmine", actress Cate Blanchett; from "The Talk", co-host Aisha Tyler; musical guests Franz Ferdinand. | 2013-07-22 | |
| 103 | Hugh Jackman; Lisa Kudrow; Jason Isbell From "The Wolverine", actor Hugh Jackman; from "Web Therapy", actress Lisa Kudrow; musician Jason Isbell performs. | 2013-07-23 | |
| 104 | Jason Sudeikis; Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros From "We're the Millers", actor Jason Sudeikis; musical guests Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros. | 2013-07-24 | |
| 105 | Regis Philbin; Terry Fator TV personality Regis Philbin; ventriloquist Terry Fator. | 2013-07-25 | |
| 106 | Denzel Washington; James McCartney From "2 Guns", actor Denzel Washington; musical guest James McCartney. | 2013-07-29 | |
| 107 | Bryan Cranston; Amanda Seyfried; Michael Franti & Spearhead From "Breaking Bad", actor Bryan Cranston; from "Lovelace", Amanda Seyfried; musicial guests Michael Franti & Spearhead. | 2013-07-30 | |
| 108 | Matt Damon; Hanni El Khatib From "Elysium", actor Matt Damon; musical guest Hanni El Khatib. | 2013-07-31 | |
| 109 | Oprah Winfrey; Paul Rudd TV icon and actress Oprah Winfrey discusses "The Butler"; from "Anchorman: The Legend Continues", actor Paul Rudd. | 2013-08-01 | |
| 110 | Olivia Wilde; Dean Norris; John Mayer From "Drinking Buddies", actress Olivia Wilde; from "Under the Dome", actor Dean Norris; musical guest John Mayer. | 2013-08-19 | |
| 111 | Louis C.K.; Hugh Evans; John Legend Comedian and star of "Louie", Louis C.K.; from The Global Citizen Festival, humanitarian Hugh Evans; musical guest John Legend. | 2013-08-20 | |
| 112 | Tina Fey; Valerie June Actress and comedian Tina Fey; musical guest Valerie June. | 2013-08-21 | |
| 113 | Serena Williams; Sean Donnelly; MGMT Tennis champion Serena Williams; comedian Sean Donnelly; musical guests MGMT. | 2013-08-22 | |
| 114 | Patrick Dempsey; Amy Sedaris; Laura Marling From "Ushi Must Marry", actor Patrick Dempsey; actress and writer Amy Sedaris; musical guest Laura Marling. | 2013-08-26 | |
| 115 | Anderson Cooper; Olivia Munn; Robert Randolph & The Family Band Journalist Anderson Cooper; from "The Newsroom", actress Olivia Munn; musical guests Robert Randolph & The Family Band. | 2013-08-27 | |
| 116 | Staff Sgt. Ty Carter; Hayden Panettiere; In the Valley Below Medal of Honor recipient Staff Sgt. Ty Carter; from "Nashville", actress Hayden Panettiere; musical guests In the Valley Below. | 2013-08-28 | |
| 117 | Bill Murray; Lenny Kravitz & Gladys Knight Dave celebrates the Late Show and its 20 years and 3,897 episodes with a look back at the past with actor Bill Murray; musical guests Lenny Kravitz & Gladys Kni… | 2013-08-29 | |
| 118 | Jake Gyllenhaal; Julie Chen; The Dodos Actor Jake Gyllenhaal; host of "Big Brother" and co-host of "The Talk", producer Julie Chen; musical guests The Dodos. | 2013-09-03 | |
| 119 | Tim Robbins; Herm Edwards; Passion Pit From "Thanks for Sharing", actor Tim Robbins; football commentator Herm Edwards; musical guests Passion Pit. | 2013-09-04 | |
| 120 | Queen Latifah; Jake Johnson; TV on the Radio From "Teach", host and actress Queen Latifah; from "New Girl", actor Jake Johnson; musical guests TV on the Radio. | 2013-09-05 | |
| 121 | Arsenio Hall; Dan Naturman; Laura Mvula From "The Arsenio Hall Show", host and actor/comedian Arsenio Hall; stand-up from Dan Naturman; musical guest Laura Mvula. | 2013-09-06 | |
| 122 | Ricky Gervais; Rahm Emanuel; Janelle Monae From "Derek", creator and actor Ricky Gervais; Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel; musical guest Janelle Monae. | 2013-09-09 | |
| 123 | Billy Crystal; Sheryl Crow From "Monsters University", actor Billy Crystal; musical guest Sheryl Crow. | 2013-09-10 | |
| 124 | Joseph Gordon-Levitt; Keith Olbermann; Keith Urban From "Don Jon", director and actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt; talk show host Keith Olbermann; musical guest Keith Urban. | 2013-09-11 | |
| 125 | Alec Baldwin; Toni Collette Actor Alec Baldwin; from "Hostages", actress Toni Collette. | 2013-09-12 | |
| 126 | Dr. Phil McGraw; Tom Dreesen From "Dr. Phil", self-help guru Dr. Phil McGraw; comic Tom Dreesen. | 2013-09-13 | |
| 127 | President Bill Clinton; Tired Pony Former President of the United States, Bill Clinton; musical guests Tired Pony. | 2013-09-23 | |
| 128 | Cher Interview with and musical performance by Cher.
Lizzy Caplan preempted. | 2013-09-24 | |
| 129 | Robin Williams; Lizzy Caplan; Icona Pop From "The Crazy Ones", actor Robin Williams; from "Masters of Sex", actress Lizzy Caplan; an opera Top Ten List presented by soprano Renée Fleming; musical gues… | 2013-09-25 | |
| 130 | Bono; Johnny Galecki; Kings of Leon Musician and humanitarian Bono; from "CBGB" and "The Big Bang Theory", actor Johnny Galecki; musical guests Kings of Leon. | 2013-09-26 | |
| 131 | Steve Martin; Kathleen Madigan; The Kruger Brothers with Steve Martin Legendary comedic actor and musician Steve Martin; stand-up comedy by Kathleen Madigan; musican guests The Kruger Brothers with Steve Martin. | 2013-09-27 | |
| 132 | Sean Hayes; Sting From "Sean Saves the World", actor Sean Hayes; musical guest Sting. | 2013-09-30 | |
| 133 | Sarah Michelle Gellar; Nick Offerman; First Aid Kit From "The Crazy Ones", actress Sarah Michelle Gellar; from "Parks and Recreation", actor Nick Offerman; musical guests First Aid Kit. | 2013-10-01 | |
| 134 | Kerry Washington; Ariel Tweto; Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band From "Scandal", actress Kerry Washington; from "Flying Wild Alaska", TV personality Ariel Tweto; musical guests Yoko One & The Flaming Lips (as Yoko Ono Plastic… | 2013-10-02 | |
| 135 | Brian Williams; a performance from the film “Muscle Shoals” Stupid Human Tricks; TV anchor Brian Williams; a performance from the film "Muscle Shoals". | 2013-10-03 | |
| 136 | Tom Selleck; Michael Somerville; Albert Hammond Jr. From "Blue Bloods", actor Tom Selleck; stand-up comedy by Michael Somerville; musical guest Albert Hammond Jr. | 2013-10-04 | |
| 137 | Tom Hanks; Two Door Cinema Club From "Captain Phillips", actor Tom Hanks; Siri Top Ten; musical guests Two Door Cinema Club. | 2013-10-07 | |
| 138 | Seth Meyers; Michael Fassbender; Amos Lee From "The Awesomes" and "Saturday Night Live", comedic actor Seth Meyers; from "The Counselor", actor Michael Fassbender; musical guest Amos Lee. | 2013-10-08 | |
| 139 | Lucy Liu; Mark Jacobson; The Weeknd From "Elementary", actress Lucy Liu; civil engineering professor Mark Jacobson; musical guest The Weeknd. | 2013-10-09 | |
| 140 | Jack Hanna; Kunal Nayyar Animal expert Jack Hanna; from "The Big Bang Theory", actor Kunal Nayyar. | 2013-10-10 | |
| 141 | Michael Strahan; Simon Amstell; Cage the Elephant Talk show host and Football commentator Michael Strahan; stand-up comedy by Simon Amstell; musical guests Cage the Elephant. | 2013-10-11 | |
| 142 | Ray Romano; James Franco From "Parenthood", actor and comedian Ray Romano; from "As I Lay Dying", actor James Franco; Top Ten list presented by Madison Square Garden legends. | 2013-10-14 | |
| 143 | Sylvester Stallone; Anna Faris; Deltron 3030 From "The Expendables 3", director and actor Sylvester Stallone; from "Mom", actress Anna Faris; musical guests Deltron 3030. | 2013-10-15 | |
| 144 | Bill O'Reilly; The Head and the Heart TV host Bill O'Reilly; musical guests The Head and the Heart. | 2013-10-16 | |
| 145 | Donald Trump; Selena Gomez Real estate mogul Donald Trump; musical guest Selena Gomez. | 2013-10-17 | |
| 146 | Barbara Walters; Steve Young; White Denim From "The View", co-host Barbara Walters; author Steve Young; musical guests White Denim. | 2013-10-18 | |
| 147 | Charles Barkley; Lindsey Vonn; King Krule Basketball legend and commentator Charles Barkley; skiing champion Lindsey Vonn; musical guest King Krule. | 2013-10-28 | |
| 148 | Rob Lowe; Scott Dixon; Alan Jackson From "Parks and Recreation", actor Rob Lowe; the 2013 Indy Car Champion, Scott Dixon; musical guest Alan Jackson. | 2013-10-29 | |
| 149 | Will Arnett; Clive Davis; The Avett Brothers From "The Millers", actor Will Arnett; author of "The Soundtrack of My Life", Clive Davis; musical guests The Avett Brothers. | 2013-10-30 | |
| 150 | Harrison Ford; Holy Ghost! The Late Show's annual Halloween costume show; from "Ender's Game", actor Harrison Ford; musical guests Holy Ghost! perform. | 2013-10-31 | |
| 151 | Morgan Freeman; Brian Regan; Frightened Rabbit From "Last Vegas", actor Morgan Freeman; stand-up comedy by Brian Regan; musical guests Frightened Rabbit. | 2013-11-01 | |
| 152 | Woody Harrelson; David Ortiz; The Wanted From "Out of the Furnace", actor Woody Harrelson; from World Series champion Boston Red Sox, MVP David Ortiz; musical guests The Wanted. | 2013-11-04 | |
| 153 | Kathy Griffin; Bruce McCall; J. Cole Actress and comedienne Kathy Griffin; author Bruce McCall; musical guest J. Cole; and a Top Ten List presented by Rep. Nancy Pelosi. | 2013-11-05 | |
| 154 | Natalie Portman; Chris Elliott; James Blunt From "Thor: The Dark World", actress Natalie Portman; from "Eagleheart", actor and comedian Chris Elliott; musical guest James Blunt. | 2013-11-06 | |
| 155 | Kelly Ripa; Cobie Smulders; Gary Clark Jr. From "Live! With Kelly and Michael", talk show host Kelly Ripa; from "How I Met Your Mother", actress Cobie Smulders; musicial guest Gary Clark Jr. | 2013-11-07 | |
| 156 | Tom Brokaw; Rhys Darby; Black Joe Lewis News anchor Tom Brokaw; stand-up comedy by Rhys Darby; musical guest Black Joe Lewis. | 2013-11-08 | |
| 157 | Julianna Margulies; Gen. Ray Odierno; Moon Taxi From "The Good Wife", actress Julianna Margulies; Army Chief of Staff General Ray Odierno; musical guests Moon Taxi. | 2013-11-11 | |
| 158 | Michael J. Fox; Lorde From "The Michael J. Fox Show", actor Michael J. Fox; musical guest Lorde. | 2013-11-12 | |
| 159 | Samuel L. Jackson; Chris Matthews From "Oldboy", actor Samuel L. Jackson; journalist Chris Matthews. | 2013-11-13 | |
| 160 | Claire Danes; Will Forte; Metric From "Homeland", actress Claire Danes; from "Nebraska", actor Will Forte; musical guests Metric. | 2013-11-14 | |
| 161 | Connie Britton; Lady Antebellum From "Nashville", actress Connie Britton; Stupid Pet Tricks; musical guests Lady Antebellum. | 2013-11-15 | |
| 162 | Vince Vaughn; Jimmie Johnson; Luscious Jackson From "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues", actor Vince Vaughn; 2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion, Jimmie Johnson; musical guests Luscious Jackson. | 2013-11-18 | |
| 163 | Anderson Cooper; Jesse Tyler Ferguson; The Neighbourhood Author and jounalist Anderson Cooper; from "Modern Family", actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson; musical guests The Neighbourhood. | 2013-11-19 | |
| 164 | Jennifer Lawrence; Taraji P. Henson From "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire", actress Jennifer Lawrence; from "Person of Interest", actress Taraji P. Henson. | 2013-11-20 | |
| 165 | Jonah Hill; Chiwetel Ejiofor; J. Roddy Walston and The Business From "The Wolf of Wall Street", actor Jonah Hill; from "12 Years a Slave", actor Chiwetel Ejiofor; musical guests J. Roddy Walston and The Business. | 2013-11-21 | |
| 166 | Howard Stern; Adrienne Iapalucci Radio talk show host Howard Stern; stand-up comedy by Adrienne Iapalucci. | 2013-11-22 | |
| 167 | Josh Hutcherson; Chris “Mad Dog” Russo; Sky Ferreira From "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire", actor Josh Hutcherson; sportscaster Chris “Mad Dog” Russo; musical guest Sky Ferreira. | 2013-11-25 | |
| 168 | Martha Stewart; Pitbull TV personality and style expert Martha Stewart; musical guest Pitbull. | 2013-11-26 | |
| 169 | John Goodman; Kevin McCaffrey; Iggy Azalea with T.I. From "Inside Llewyn Davis" and "Alpha House", actor John Goodman; stand-up comedy by Kevin McCaffrey; musical guests Iggy Azalea with T.I. | 2013-11-27 | |
| 170 | Stephen Colbert; Sir Ian McKellen; Chvrches From "The Colbert Report", host Stephen Colbert; from "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", actor Sir Ian McKellen; musical guests Chvrches. | 2013-12-09 | |
| 171 | Billy Crystal; Julie Chen; ZZ Ward Actor and comedian Billy Crystal; from "The Talk", co-host Julie Chen; musical guest ZZ Ward. | 2013-12-10 | |
| 172 | Emma Thompson; Andy Cohen; Nick Lowe From "Saving Mr. Banks", actress Emma Thompson; singer Josh Groban presents the Top Ten List; comedian Andy Cohen; musical guest Nick Lowe. | 2013-12-11 | |
| 173 | Julia Roberts; Glen Hansard From "August: Osage County", actress Julia Roberts; musical guest Glen Hansard. | 2013-12-12 | |
| 174 | Regis Philbin; John Witherspoon; Seasick Steve Talk show host Regis Philbin; stand-up comedy by John Witherspoon; musical guest Seasick Steve. | 2013-12-13 | |
| 175 | Will Ferrell; Chris Cornell feat. Joy Williams From "Anchorman: The Legend Continues", actor Will Ferrell; a Top Ten List presented by the 2013 Heisman Trophy winner, Jameis Winston; musical guests Chris Cor… | 2013-12-16 | |
| 176 | Paul Rudd; Cristin Milioti; Alt-J From "Anchorman: The Legend Continues", actor Paul Rudd; journalist Barbara Walters presents the Top Ten List; from "The Wolf of Wall Street", actress Cristin M… | 2013-12-17 | |
| 177 | Ben Stiller; Shannon Eis; Brett Dennen From "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", actor and director Ben Stiller; holiday toy demo with Shannon Eis; musical guest Brett Dennen. | 2013-12-18 | |
| 178 | Steve Carell; The Saint Johns From "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues", actor Steve Carell; musical guests The Saint Johns. | 2013-12-19 | |
| 179 | Kristen Wiig; Darlene Love From "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues", actress Kristen Wiig; musical guest Darlene Love. | 2013-12-20 |
Season 21 · 2014 · 118 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lena Dunham; Max Greenfield; Brandy Clark From "Girls", creator and actress Lena Dunham; from "New Girl", actor Max Greenfield; musical guest Brandy Clark. | 2014-01-06 | |
| 2 | Joel McHale; Marv Albert; Washed Out From "Community", actor Joel McHale; sportscaster Marv Albert; musical guests Washed Out. | 2014-01-07 | |
| 3 | Scarlett Johansson; John Grant From "Captain America: The Winter Solider", actress Scarlett Johansson; musical guest John Grant. | 2014-01-08 | |
| 4 | Anderson Cooper; Bobby Moynihan; Will Hoge TV host Anderson Cooper; from "Saturday Night Live", comedian Bobby Moynihan; musical guest Will Hoge. | 2014-01-09 | |
| 5 | Mindy Kaling; Jeff Altman; Red Fang From "The Mindy Project", creator and actress Mindy Kaling; stand-up comedy by Jeff Altman; musical guests Red Fang. | 2014-01-10 | |
| 6 | Bill Cosby; Sleigh Bells Comedy legend Bill Cosby; musical guests Sleigh Bells. | 2014-01-13 | |
| 7 | Michael Strahan; Jennifer Nettles From "LIVE with Kelly and Michael", co-host Michael Strahan; musical guest Jennifer Nettles. | 2014-01-14 | |
| 8 | Kevin Hart; Mo Rocca; The Orwells Actor and comedian Kevin Hart; from "My Grandmother’s Ravioli" and "CBS Sunday Morning", journalist Mo Rocca; musical guests The Orwells. | 2014-01-15 | |
| 9 | Brian Williams; Rosanne Cash New anchor Brian Williams; musical guest Rosanne Cash. | 2014-01-16 | |
| 10 | Don Cheadle; Myq Kaplan; Roadkill Ghost Choir From "House of Lies", actor/producer Don Cheadle; stand-up comedy by Myq Kaplan; musical guests Roadkill Ghost Choir. | 2014-01-17 | |
| 11 | Andy Samberg; Michael B. Jordan; Ellie Goulding From "Brooklyn Nine-Nine", actor and comedian Andy Samberg; from "That Awkward Moment", actor Michael B. Jordan; musical guest Ellie Goulding. | 2014-01-21 | |
| 12 | Martin Scorsese; Allison Williams; Cults From "The Wolf of Wall Street", director Martin Scorsese; from "Girls", actress Allison Williams; musical guests Cults. | 2014-01-22 | |
| 13 | Rachel Maddow; Spike Jonze; No Age TV host and journalist Rachel Maddow; from "Her", director and writer Spike Jonze; musical guests No Age. | 2014-01-23 | |
| 14 | Kevin Bacon; Pat McGann; Devon Avenue From "The Following", actor Kevin Bacon; stand-up comedy by Pat McGann; musical guests Devon Avenue. | 2014-01-24 | |
| 15 | Louis C.K.; B.J. Ganem; Artic Monkeys From "Louie", creator and comic Louis C.K.; Marine veteran B.J. Ganem; musical guests Artic Monkeys. | 2014-01-27 | |
| 16 | Eric Stonestreet; Nick Goepper; Bastille From "Modern Family", actor Eric Stonestreet; freeskier Nick Goepper; musical guests Bastille. | 2014-01-28 | |
| 17 | Drew Brees; B.J. Novak; Against Me! New Orleans Saints quarterback, Drew Brees; actor/author/comedian B.J. Novak; a Top Ten List presented by David Stern; musical guests Against Me!. | 2014-01-29 | |
| 18 | Dr. Phil McGraw; Danny Koker; Dum Dum Girls TV host Dr. Phil McGraw; from "Counting Cars", TV personality Danny Koker; musical guests Dum Dum Girls. | 2014-01-30 | |
| 19 | Bill Murray; Eagulls From "The Monuments Men", actor/comic Bill Murray; musical guests Eagulls. | 2014-01-31 | |
| 20 | Will Arnett; Broken Bells | 2014-02-03 | |
| 21 | George Clooney; Sting | 2014-02-04 | |
| 22 | Matt Damon; Lenny Kravitz | 2014-02-05 | |
| 23 | Patrick Stewart; The Flaming Lips | 2014-02-06 | |
| 24 | Regis Philbin; Ms. Lauryn Hill | 2014-02-07 | |
| 25 | Kevin Spacey, Amber Heard, a Top Ten List presented by the cast of | 2014-02-17 | |
| 26 | Sage Kotsenburg, Kate Mara Cole Swindell? | 2014-02-18 | |
| 27 | Kaitlyn Farrington, Lupita Nyong'o, Little Dragon | 2014-02-19 | |
| 28 | Keri Russell, Terry Fator | 2014-02-20 | |
| 29 | Pauley Perrette, Jeff Caldwell, Lake Street Dive | 2014-02-21 | |
| 30 | Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., The Fray | 2014-02-24 | |
| 31 | Olympic Gold Medalist Ted Ligety, Kat Dennings, Lo-Fang | 2014-02-25 | |
| 32 | Meredith Vieira, Band of Horses | 2014-02-26 | |
| 33 | Stupid Human Tricks, Simon Helberg, Young the Giant | 2014-02-27 | |
| 34 | Jack (Jungle) Hanna, Jake Johannsen | 2014-02-28 | |
| 35 | Zach Braff, Sgt. Brendan Marrocco & Dr. Andrew Lee, Future Islands | 2014-03-03 | |
| 36 | Michael Keaton, Phantogram | 2014-03-04 | |
| 37 | Tom Selleck, Carrie Brownstein, David Nail | 2014-03-05 | |
| 38 | Tom Brokaw, Andrew Hadlock, Bob Mould | 2014-03-06 | |
| 39 | Mary-Louise Parker, Lenny Marcus, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts | 2014-03-07 | |
| 40 | Sen. John McCain, Little Mix | 2014-03-10 | |
| 41 | Jason Bateman, Miles Teller, Gary Allan | 2014-03-11 | |
| 42 | Sylvester Stallone, Theo James, Ledisi | 2014-03-12 | |
| 43 | Bryan Cranston, Melissa Rauch, Le1f | 2014-03-13 | |
| 44 | Bill O'Reilly, Nick Griffin, the Dough Rollers | 2014-03-14 | |
| 45 | Jimmy Carter | 2014-03-24 | |
| 46 | Emma Watson, Nick Offerman, a musical tribute to Johnny Cash | 2014-03-25 | |
| 47 | Peter Dinklage, Hari Kondabolu, Sage the Gemini | 2014-03-26 | |
| 48 | Cobie Smulders, Nick Cannon, Manchester Orchestra | 2014-03-31 | |
| 49 | Kristin Chenoweth, Amy Schumer, Johnnyswim | 2014-04-01 | |
| 50 | Bill Murray, Martha Stewart, Lady Gaga | 2014-04-02 | |
| 51 | Johnny Depp, Kevin Drew | 2014-04-03 | |
| 52 | Billy Crystal, Tony Hale, Liv Warfield | 2014-04-04 | |
| 53 | Rob Lowe, Brooklyn Decker, London Grammar | 2014-04-08 | |
| 54 | Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Edwards, Real Estate | 2014-04-09 | |
| 55 | Courteney Cox, Jimmie 'J.J.' Walker, Christina Perri | 2014-04-21 | |
| 56 | Stephen Colbert, Robin Roberts, Kelis | 2014-04-22 | |
| 57 | Sally Field, Timothy Simons, Needtobreathe | 2014-04-23 | |
| 58 | Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Hyland, Ray LaMontagne | 2014-04-24 | |
| 59 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael J. Fox, Naughty Boy | 2014-04-25 | |
| 60 | Joel McHale, Vera Farmiga, Aloe Blacc | 2014-04-28 | |
| 61 | Lucy Liu, Ziggy Marley | 2014-04-29 | |
| 62 | Kiefer Sutherland, Adam Resnick, Benjamin Booker | 2014-04-30 | |
| 63 | Louis C.K., a performance from the Broadway cast of Rocky | 2014-05-01 | |
| 64 | Don Rickles, Carmen Lynch, the Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger | 2014-05-02 | |
| 65 | Shailene Woodley, Peyton Manning | 2014-05-05 | |
| 66 | Jon Cryer, Elizabeth Olsen, Foster the People | 2014-05-06 | |
| 67 | Mariah Carey, Rick Harrison | 2014-05-07 | |
| 68 | James Franco, Idina Menzel, a performance by the Broadway cast of 'If/Then' | 2014-05-08 | |
| 69 | Nathan Fillion, Tom Dreesen, Hunter Hayes | 2014-05-09 | |
| 70 | Harry Connick Jr., Jesse Eisenberg, the Black Keys | 2014-05-12 | |
| 71 | Jim Parsons, Julie Chen, Hozier | 2014-05-13 | |
| 72 | Barbara Walters, Elle Fanning, Randy Houser | 2014-05-14 | |
| 73 | Adam Sandler, Thomas Haden Church | 2014-05-15 | |
| 74 | Lea Michele, Andy Kindler, Chromeo | 2014-05-16 | |
| 75 | Jack Hanna, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks | 2014-05-19 | |
| 76 | Kid scientists, Sarah Silverman, We Are Scientists | 2014-05-20 | |
| 77 | Sgt. Kyle J. White, Judy Greer, Dierks Bentley | 2014-05-21 | |
| 78 | Donald Trump, Indianapolis 500 winner Ryan Hunter-Reay, Elizabeth Cook | 2014-06-02 | |
| 79 | Martin Short, John Oliver, Spanish Gold | 2014-06-03 | |
| 80 | Anderson Cooper, Victor Espinoza, the Afghan Whigs | 2014-06-04 | |
| 81 | Hugh Jackman, Joe List, Elvis Costello | 2014-06-05 | |
| 82 | Kelsey Grammer, Willie Nelson | 2014-06-09 | |
| 83 | Dave Chappelle, Laura Prepon, a Top Ten List presented by Miss USA, the Orwells | 2014-06-10 | |
| 84 | Christopher Walken, Janelle Monae, Tatiana Maslany, Miss USA 2014 | 2014-06-11 | |
| 85 | Regis Philbin, Paul Morrissey, First Aid Kit | 2014-06-12 | |
| 86 | Susan Sarandon, Whitney Cummings, Angel Olsen, David Sanborn | 2014-06-16 | |
| 87 | Olivia Wilde, Shep Gordon, Empires | 2014-06-17 | |
| 88 | Dana Carvey, Ellie Kemper, Sam Smith | 2014-06-18 | |
| 89 | Paul Rudd, Jeff Altman, John Doe | 2014-06-19 | |
| 90 | Adam Levine, Gen. Frank J. Grass, Broken Bells | 2014-06-23 | |
| 91 | Melissa McCarthy, Rachelle Lefevre, Phish | 2014-06-24 | |
| 92 | Mark Wahlberg, Ben Falcone, Hurray for the Riff Raff | 2014-06-25 | |
| 93 | Mark Ruffalo, Former Marine Lance Cpl. William 'Kyle' Carpenter | 2014-06-26 | |
| 94 | Halle Berry, Steve Young, War on Drugs | 2014-07-07 | |
| 95 | Joan Rivers, Capital Cities | 2014-07-08 | |
| 96 | Lizzy Caplan, Sleeper Agent | 2014-07-09 | |
| 97 | Michael Douglas, Paul Morrissey, Kiesza | 2014-07-10 | |
| 98 | Kurt Russell, Hannibal Buress, Sturgill Simpson | 2014-07-14 | |
| 99 | Jason Segel, Liv Tyler, Trampled By Turtles | 2014-07-15 | |
| 100 | Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder, American Authors | 2014-07-16 | |
| 101 | Colin Firth, Tommy Johnagin, EMA | 2014-07-17 | |
| 102 | Jeff Daniels, Norah O'Donnell, A Special Performance of 'MacArthur Park' Dave welcomes actor Jeff Daniels, "CBS This Morning" co-anchor Norah O'Donnell, and a performance of the song "MacArthur Park" by an all-star ensemble. | 2014-07-21 | |
| 103 | Ricky Gervais, Taylor Schilling, Eli Young Band | 2014-07-22 | |
| 104 | Eric Stonestreet, Brody Dalle | 2014-07-23 | |
| 105 | Staff Sgt. Ryan Pitts, Sharon Van Etten | 2014-07-24 | |
| 106 | John C. Reilly, Rachelle Lefevre, Conor Oberst | 2014-07-28 | |
| 107 | Chris Pratt, Rodrigo y Gabriela | 2014-07-29 | |
| 108 | Zoe Saldana, Crash | 2014-07-30 | |
| 109 | Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Simon Amstell, David Gray | 2014-07-31 | |
| 110 | Bruce Willis, the Gaslight Anthem | 2014-08-18 | |
| 111 | Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Novak Djokovic, Robby Johnson | 2014-08-19 | |
| 112 | Kathy Griffin, Ken Burns, Jeremy Messersmith | 2014-08-20 | |
| 113 | Serena Williams, Chadwick Boseman, Echo & the Bunnymen | 2014-08-21 | |
| 114 | Michael Cera, dock diving dogs, Lyle Lovett | 2014-08-25 | |
| 115 | Howie Mandel, EMA | 2014-08-26 | |
| 116 | James McAvoy, Chris Russo, The Last Internationale | 2014-08-27 | |
| 117 | Mike Myers, Bonnie McFarlane, John Fullbright | 2014-08-28 | |
| 118 | Luke Wilson, Julie Chen, Lee Brice | 2014-09-02 |
Season 22 · 2014 · 139 episodes
| # | Episode | Air date | Runtime |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Luke Wilson, Julie Chen, Lee Brice | 2014-09-02 | |
| 2 | Kristen Wiig, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, The New Pornographers | 2014-09-03 | |
| 3 | Steve Buscemi, Indy Car Season Champ, Alt-J | 2014-09-04 | |
| 4 | Tina Fey, Moody McCarthy, Kevin Drew | 2014-09-05 | |
| 5 | Bill Maher, Henrik Lundqvist, Spoon | 2014-09-08 | |
| 6 | Michael Strahan, Richard Branson, Interpol | 2014-09-09 | |
| 7 | Dr. Phil, Katharine McPhee, Death from Above 1979, Ray Benson | 2014-09-10 | |
| 8 | Jason Bateman, Billy Eichner, Ryan Adams | 2014-09-11 | |
| 9 | Mindy Kaling, Jake Johannsen, Maddie & Tae | 2014-09-12 | |
| 10 | Mark Harmon, "Jungle" Jack Hanna | 2014-09-22 | |
| 11 | Denzel Washington, Lenny Kravitz | 2014-09-23 | |
| 12 | Kelly Ripa, Jim Gaffigan, Paloma Faith | 2014-09-24 | |
| 13 | Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Jackson ONE | 2014-09-25 | |
| 14 | Ted Danson, Andrew Norelli | 2014-09-26 | |
| 15 | Neil Patrick Harris, Jamie Oliver, Aretha Franklin | 2014-09-29 | |
| 16 | John Oliver, Maggie Q, Bleachers | 2014-09-30 | |
| 17 | Bill O'Reilly, Cristin Milioti | 2014-10-01 | |
| 18 | Johnny Galecki, Andre Benjamin, Delta Spirit | 2014-10-02 | |
| 19 | Mariska Hargitay, Simon Amstell, Kandace Springs | 2014-10-03 | |
| 20 | Aziz Ansari, Tom Dreesen | 2014-10-06 | |
| 21 | Robert Downey Jr., Sarah Paulson, Lizzo | 2014-10-07 | |
| 22 | Anderson Cooper, Gina Rodriguez, Hatsune Miku | 2014-10-08 | |
| 23 | Robert Duvall, Elle Fanning, Rival Sons | 2014-10-09 | |
| 24 | Chelsea Handler; Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele; Angaleena Presley TV host Chelsea Handler; comics Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele; Angaleena Presley performs. | 2014-10-10 | |
| 25 | Russell Brand, Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters | 2014-10-13 | |
| 26 | Michael Keaton, Foo Fighters | 2014-10-14 | |
| 27 | Bill Murray, Foo Fighters | 2014-10-15 | |
| 28 | Tom Selleck, Jenny Slate, Foo Fighters | 2014-10-16 | |
| 29 | Jessica Chastain, Lenny Marcus, Foo Fighters | 2014-10-17 | |
| 30 | Amy Poehler, Sen. Jeff Flake, Sen. Martin Heinrich, Mastodon, Jerry Lee Lewis | 2014-10-27 | |
| 31 | Taylor Swift, Tom Mison | 2014-10-28 | |
| 32 | Jim Carrey, David Tennant | 2014-10-29 | |
| 33 | Brian Williams, Perfume Genius | 2014-10-30 | |
| 34 | Keith Olbermann, Brian Regan, Run the Jewels | 2014-10-31 | |
| 35 | Martin Short, Father John Misty | 2014-11-03 | |
| 36 | Jennifer Lopez, Rob Riggle, Kimbra | 2014-11-05 | |
| 37 | Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Page, Mapei | 2014-11-06 | |
| 38 | Amy Schumer, Jeff Caldwell | 2014-11-07 | |
| 39 | Katie Holmes, Alex Zanardi | 2014-11-10 | |
| 40 | Steve Carell, Martha Stewart, OK Go | 2014-11-11 | |
| 41 | Jennifer Lawrence, Boris Johnson | 2014-11-12 | |
| 42 | Jon Stewart, Shawn Mendes | 2014-11-13 | |
| 43 | Kristin Chenoweth; Chris Young Actress Kristin Chenoweth; Chris Young performs. | 2014-11-14 | |
| 44 | Jason Sudeikis, Allison Janney, Damien Rice | 2014-11-17 | |
| 45 | Stupid Pet Tricks, Charlie Day, Hiss Golden Messenger | 2014-11-18 | |
| 46 | Regis Philbin, Hundred Waters | 2014-11-19 | |
| 47 | Edward Norton, Jessye Norman | 2014-11-20 | |
| 48 | Norman Lear, TV on the Radio | 2014-11-21 | |
| 49 | Seth Rogen, Amy Sedaris | 2014-11-24 | |
| 50 | Emily Blunt, Adam Resnick, Wu-Tang Clan | 2014-11-25 | |
| 51 | Jake Gyllenhaal, Dr. John P. Holdren, Nico & Vinz | 2014-11-26 | |
| 52 | Joaquin Phoenix, Cristela Alonzo, Al Green | 2014-12-08 | |
| 53 | Ben Stiller, Olivia Munn, LaLa Brooks | 2014-12-09 | |
| 54 | Meryl Streep, Rebel Wilson, J. Cole | 2014-12-10 | |
| 55 | Chris Rock, Sting | 2014-12-11 | |
| 56 | Jamie Foxx, Robert Klein, Dan Penn | 2014-12-12 | |
| 57 | Emma Stone Top, Marcus Mariota, Bob Seger | 2014-12-15 | |
| 58 | New Holiday Toys, Anna Kendrick, Charli XCX | 2014-12-16 | |
| 59 | Tom Brokaw, Will Nelson & Billy Joe Shaver | 2014-12-17 | |
| 60 | Rosie O’Donnel,l Jeff Altman | 2014-12-18 | |
| 61 | Jay Thomas, Josh Brolin, Darlene Love The final Christmas episode. Jay Thomas drops by to once again tell "The best talk show story, ever", then he and David try to knock the meatball off the Christ… | 2014-12-19 | |
| 62 | Kathy Griffin, David Oyelowo, Lera Lynn | 2015-01-05 | |
| 63 | Ethan Hawke, Allison Williams, Parquet Courts | 2015-01-06 | |
| 64 | Julianne Moore, Catfish & the Bottlemen | 2015-01-07 | |
| 65 | Donald Trump, Chelsea Peretti, Foxygen | 2015-01-08 | |
| 66 | Michael Somerville, Nicole Atkins | 2015-01-09 | |
| 67 | Gordon Ramsay, Adam Devine, St. Paul and the Broken Bones | 2015-01-12 | |
| 68 | Anderson Cooper, Shovels & Rope | 2015-01-13 | |
| 69 | Amanda Peet, Ryn Weaver | 2015-01-14 | |
| 70 | Larry David, Dan Patrick, Sleater-Kinney | 2015-01-15 | |
| 71 | Urban Meyer, Johnny Beehner, Ella Henderson | 2015-01-16 | |
| 72 | Louis CK, Nicolle Wallace, the Lone Bellow | 2015-01-26 | |
| 73 | Andrew Luck, Oscar Isaac, Drenge | 2015-01-27 | |
| 74 | Viola Davis, Ben Schwartz, Marty Stuart | 2015-01-28 | |
| 75 | John Oliver, Mayim Bialik, Death Cab for Cutie | 2015-01-29 | |
| 76 | Aziz Ansari, Brian Kiley, Ben Howard | 2015-01-30 | |
| 77 | Jack Hanna, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings | 2015-02-02 | |
| 78 | Dr. Phil McGraw, Robin Tunney, Diana Krall | 2015-02-03 | |
| 79 | Ryan Reynolds, Dierks Bentley | 2015-02-04 | |
| 80 | Martin Short, Bettye Lavette | 2015-02-05 | |
| 81 | Sienna Miller, Andy Kindler, Bob Mould | 2015-02-06 | |
| 82 | Steve Carell, Dr. Cornel West | 2015-02-09 | |
| 83 | Courtney Love, Chris Elliott, Rhiannon Giddens | 2015-02-10 | |
| 84 | Bill Belichick, Elisabeth Moss, Madisen Ward and the Mama Bear | 2015-02-11 | |
| 85 | Tom Hanks, Sturgill Simpson | 2015-02-12 | |
| 86 | Bill Hader, Pat McGann, Shakey Graves | 2015-02-13 | |
| 87 | Matthew Perry, Adam Scott, Kishi Bashi | 2015-02-16 | |
| 88 | Dakota Johnson, David Tochinskiy, Twin Shadow | 2015-02-17 | |
| 89 | Will Smith, Grizfolk | 2015-02-18 | |
| 90 | Don Cheadle, Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson, Mikky Ekko | 2015-02-19 | |
| 91 | Kid Scientists, Sean Hayes, Judah & the Lion | 2015-02-20 | |
| 92 | Helen Mirren, the 2015 Daytona 500 winner, Steve Earle | 2015-02-23 | |
| 93 | Matthew Broderick, Ellie Kemper, JD McPherson | 2015-02-24 | |
| 94 | Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Glass Animals | 2015-02-25 | |
| 95 | Kevin Spacey, Lily James, Alabama Shakes | 2015-03-09 | |
| 96 | Patricia Arquette, Will Butler | 2015-03-10 | |
| 97 | Kelsey Grammer, Stevie Wonder | 2015-03-11 | |
| 98 | Lena Dunham, Bobby Cannavale, Andy Kim with Kevin Drew | 2015-03-12 | |
| 99 | Kevin Bacon, Jimmie Walker, Airborne Toxic Event | 2015-03-13 | |
| 100 | Shailene Woodley, Dr. Cornel West, Matthew E. White | 2015-03-16 | |
| 101 | Will Ferrell, Glen Hansard | 2015-03-17 | |
| 102 | Norm MacDonald, Theo James | 2015-03-18 | |
| 103 | Ben Stiller, Tove Lo | 2015-03-23 | |
| 104 | Bill O'Reilly, Aubrey Plaza | 2015-03-24 | |
| 105 | James Franco, Jake Johannsen, Action Bronson | 2015-03-25 | |
| 106 | Neil Patrick Harris, Charlie Cox, the Suffers | 2015-03-30 | |
| 107 | David Duchovny, Josh Gad, Houndmouth | 2015-03-31 | |
| 108 | Sen. Al Franken, Billy Eichner, David Sanborn | 2015-04-01 | |
| 109 | Kelly Ripa, Aasif Mandvi, Fat White Family | 2015-04-02 | |
| 110 | Mike Myers, Nick Griffin, Banks | 2015-04-03 | |
| 111 | Sarah Jessica Parker, Julie Chen, Asleep at the Wheel | 2015-04-13 | |
| 112 | Billy Crystal, Chris Russo, Chris Stapleton | 2015-04-14 | |
| 113 | Michael J. Fox, Iron & Wine, Ben Bridwell | 2015-04-15 | |
| 114 | Kevin James, Tom Dreesen, Tracy Chapman | 2015-04-16 | |
| 115 | Alec Baldwin, John Mayer | 2015-04-17 | |
| 116 | John Travolta, Amy Schumer, the Waterboys | 2015-04-20 | |
| 117 | Piedmont Bird Callers, Paul Rudd | 2015-04-21 | |
| 118 | Bruce Willis, Dawes | 2015-04-22 | |
| 119 | Robert Downey Jr., Chris Russo, Elvis Costello | 2015-04-23 | |
| 120 | Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Isbell & Amanda Shires | 2015-04-24 | |
| 121 | Scarlett Johansson, John Mellencamp, Todd Rundgren | 2015-04-27 | |
| 122 | Michael Keaton, Future Islands | 2015-04-28 | |
| 123 | Jack Hanna, John Popper | 2015-04-29 | |
| 124 | First Lady Michelle Obama Hootie and the Blowfish | 2015-04-30 | |
| 125 | Steve Martin, Emmylou Harris, Rodney Crowell, Amos Lee, Ralph Stanley, Mark O'Connor | 2015-05-01 | |
| 126 | President Barack Obama, Will Ferrell, the Avett Brothers, Brandi Carlile | 2015-05-04 | |
| 127 | Reese Witherspoon, Nathan Lane, Mumford & Sons | 2015-05-05 | |
| 128 | Martin Short, Norah Jones | 2015-05-06 | |
| 129 | Tina Fey, First Aid Kit | 2015-05-07 | |
| 130 | Ray Romano, Brian Regan, Dave Matthews Band | 2015-05-08 | |
| 131 | Howard Stern, Don Rickles | 2015-05-11 | |
| 132 | Bill Clinton, Adam Sandler | 2015-05-12 | |
| 133 | Julia Roberts, Paul Shaffer, Ryan Adams | 2015-05-13 | |
| 134 | Al Pacino, George Clooney, Tom Waits | 2015-05-14 | |
| 135 | Oprah Winfrey, Norm Macdonald | 2015-05-15 | |
| 136 | Tom Hanks, Eddie Vedder | 2015-05-18 | |
| 137 | Bill Murray, Bob Dylan | 2015-05-19 | |
| 138 | The Final Late Show with David Letterman 6,028th broadcast | 2015-05-20 | |
| 149 | Episode 149 The final episode includes surprises, memorable highlights and the last Top Ten List. | 2015-05-20 |