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Late Show with David Letterman

1993 Series 4252 episodes ★ 6.5/10 (174)

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Overview

David Letterman uses mature humor to appeal to his audience in this weeknight series, which gets its music from a house band led by Paul Shaffer. Among the show's most-famous segments are the Top Ten List and Stupid Pet Tricks, the latter of which subsequently led to an additional recurring segment called Stupid Human Tricks.

Cast

David Letterman
David Letterman
Self - Host
Paul Shaffer
Paul Shaffer
Self - Musical Director

Crew

Seasons & episodes

Season 1 · 1993 · 219 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Bill Murray, Tom Brokaw, Paul Newman, Billy Joel
Tom Brokaw shows up to take back some NBC ""intellectual property;"" Dave shows off the renovated Ed Sullivan Theater and chats with Bill Murray.
1993-08-30
2
Robin Williams, John Mellencamp, Jonathan Estrata
Dave's worst moment on last night's debut: his fake tooth fell out (the video is repeated several times in slow motion); a four-year-old geography expert and ch…
1993-08-31
3
Demi Moore, Bev Tanner, Spin Doctors
A very pregnant Demi Moore is given the honor of throwing the first pencil through the backdrop windows of the Late Show.
1993-09-01
4
Martin Short, Cyndi Lauper
The ghost of Ed Sullivan (who haunts Dave throughout the first week) introduces a plate spinner; Andy Dick makes his first appearance as ""Donnie, the CBS Page …
1993-09-02
5
Debra Winger, Soul Asylum
Dave has fun with a car phone, calling in bogus traffic reports to 1010 WINS radio; Casey Kasem presents ""Top Ten Favorite Numbers Between 1 and 10;"" after sh…
1993-09-03
6
Richard Lewis, Shawn Bouroughs, Midnight Oil
Dave continues pestering locals with the new hands-free car phone: WINS radio, a car wash, Dial-a-Mattress and Jackson Hole Restaurant, where he orders pancakes…
1993-09-06
7
Michael J. Fox, Rosie Perez
1993-09-07
8
Al Gore, Kim Basinger, Chris Isaak
1993-09-08
9
Ellen Barkin, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Lenny Kravitz
Dave takes a cab to help out at Yankee Stadium and later makes fun of Tony Randall; Lenny Kravitz performs ""Are You Gonna Go My Way.""
1993-09-09
10
Siskel & Ebert, Robert Plant
1993-09-10
11
Bruce Willis, Steven Wright
1993-09-13
12
Paul Reiser, Mike Ditka, John Hiatt
The Mars Observer crashes into the studio; Mike Ditka promotes ""NFL on NBC;"" John Hiatt performs ""Perfectly Good Guitar.""
1993-09-14
13
Jeff Goldblum, Louie Anderson, Jerry Garcia & David Grisman
Jerry Garcia sits in with the band; Dave makes several jokes at the expense of Yassir Arafat.
1993-09-15
14
Bonnie Hunt, Latrisha Baldrick, Patti Smyth
1993-09-16
15
Super Dave Osborne, Laura Dern, Stone Temple Pilots
1993-09-17
16
Sarah Jessica Parker, Jim Abbot, Patty Scialfa
1993-09-20
17
Robert Urich, Ellen Degeneres, Tim Tomasic
David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave does part of the show from his ""house"" in Connecticut.
1993-09-21
18
Tony Randall, Elizabeth Perkins, Aaron Neville
1993-09-22
19
Mike Myers, John Kruk, Belinda Carlisle
1993-09-23
20
Glenn Close, James Taylor
1993-09-24
21
Matthew Broderick, Julie Krone, Neil Diamond
1993-09-27
22
Jimmy Carter, Brett Butler, Daniel Boulud
1993-09-28
23
Jerry Lewis, Sparky Mortimer, Rod Stewart
Ed Sullivan's ghost introduces juggler ""Andy Head;"" Paul & the CBSO play Jerry Lewis out with the coda from Count Basie's ""April In Paris"" (a Lewis signatur…
1993-09-29
24
Lily Tomlin, Adam Sandler, Mike Lupica
1993-09-30
25
Andie MacDowell, Graham Parker, Bill Scheft
1993-10-01
26
Sylvester Stallone, Melissa Etheridge, Janeane Garofalo
Dave's high-rise buddy Meg Parsont (at a different building) makes her first and only appearance on CBS -- giving a description of her boyfriend Tony to a polic…
1993-10-04
27
Isabella Rossellini, Bob Saget, Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash sings ""Don't Take Your Guns to Town.""
1993-10-05
28
Candice Bergen, John Mendoza
Dave looks at new books for fall; Andy Dick returns as ""Donnie ... the CBS Page Who Likes to Suck Up.""
1993-10-06
29
Don Rickles, Tracey Ullman, Johnny Cash
1993-10-07
30
Connie Chung, Mary Chapin Carpenter
""Celebrities in the Audience"" makes its first appearance on the new show, as guests from previous shows are introduced in the crowd -- Glenn Close, Sylvester …
1993-10-08
31
Kathie Lee Gifford, Matt Dillon
1993-10-11
32
Stupid Pet Tricks, Howard Stern, Rosanne Cash
1993-10-12
33
Kirstie Alley, Rick Ocasek, Jeff Colton
1993-10-13
34
David Brenner, Gloria Estefan, Sean Young
1993-10-14
35
Tom Arnold, Rich Hall, Jon Weiss
1993-10-15
36
Dennis Miller, Tony Bennett, Sandra Bullock
1993-10-18
37
David Steinberg, Emmylou Harris, Bo Jackson
1993-10-19
38
Dan Rather, Penelope Ann Miller, Gin Blossoms
1993-10-20
39
Bob Newhart, Guru, Chloe Disker
1993-10-21
40
Martin Mull, The Pogues, Jean Louie
1993-10-22
41
Sean Connery, Jake Johannsen, Fran Drescher
1993-10-25
42
Phil Donahue, Art Garfunkel, Lenny Dykstra, Paul Molitor
1993-10-26
43
Marv Albert, Cindy Crawford, Natalie Cole
1993-10-27
44
George Foreman, INXS & Ray Charles
1993-10-28
45
Martin Lawrence, Phil Collins
1993-10-29
46
Jay Thomas, Squeeze, Martha Stewart
1993-11-01
47
Terry Garr, Paul Simon
1993-11-02
48
Mike Wallace, Jimmy Cliff, Faith Ford
1993-11-03
49
Annie Potts, Natalie Merchant, Dorothy Nash
Natalie Merchant - ""Because the Night""
1993-11-04
50
Tony Curtis, The Breeders, Calvin Trillian
1993-11-05
51
Michael Keaton, Barbara Walters
1993-11-08
52
Evander Holyfield, Phil Hartman, The BoDeans
1993-11-09
53
Mary Tyler Moore, Jackson Browne, Rita Rudner
Mary Tyler Moore treats Late Show viewers to a video clip of Dave from her 1978 variety show, ""Mary,"" in which she smashes a grapefruit in Dave's face. Also,…
1993-11-10
54
Tom Selleck, Pete Townsend
1993-11-11
55
Barry Bonds, Carol Kane, Living Colour
1993-11-12
56
Sinbad, Trisha Yearwood, Charlie Sheen
1993-11-15
57
Billy Crystal, Los Lobos
1993-11-16
58
Stupid Human Tricks, Jon Lovitz, George Thoroughgood
1993-11-17
59
Billy Connolly, Bob Dylan, Charles Kuralt
1993-11-18
60
Dana Carvey, Meatloaf, Joan Cusak
1993-11-19
61
Marilu Henner, Heart, Father Guido Sarducci
""Meet the Neighbors,"" conclusion: The outside cam goes to K & L's Rock America to see Mujibur Rahman and Sirajul Islam, and Dave has them round up Bart Dadon,…
1993-11-22
62
Robert Klein, Cowboy Junkies, Bobby Knight
1993-11-23
63
Bryant Gumbel, Taylor Dayne, Dave Attel
1993-11-24
64
Penn & Teller, Dwight Yoakam, Gabriel Byrne
Throughout the night, Calvert reports from the parade; as he does every year, Dave guesses what pies his mother made this Thanksgiving; Gabriel Byrne plugs ""Po…
1993-11-25
65
Kelsey Grammar, Patrick Ewing, Warren Zevon
1993-11-26
66
James Belushi, Carlene Carter, Lauren Holley
In ""Bad Phone Call,"" Dave calls the father of Michelle Polikas to tell him she's living with Bob Howard. Also, Dave takes two suckers away from Angel the cam…
1993-11-29
67
Robin Williams, Larry Johnson
Mandy Patinkin drops by (along with Tony Randall), and asks for rehearsal time. Before Dave gets a chance to say no, Mandy and the CBS Orchestra perform a fully…
1993-11-30
68
Sam Donaldson, Mike Myers, Nanci Griffith
1993-12-01
69
Jeremy Irons, Bruce Hornsby
Dave buys Paul a fake Rolex off the street; Chris Elliott is on hand for the world premiere of his surrealist art film ""The Traveling Poet.""
1993-12-02
70
Charles Grodin, Bryan Adams, Jack Hannah
1993-12-03
71
Sally Field, Carly Simon, Robert Duvall
1993-12-13
72
Larry King, The Band, Kevin Pollack
1993-12-14
73
Luciano Pavarotti, Marisa Tomei, Wayne Cotter
1993-12-15
74
Tom Hanks, Gipsy Kings, Joan Plowright
1993-12-16
75
Rush Limbaugh, Harry Connick Jr.
Dave visits some handwriting analysts; Rush Limbaugh promotes his new book.
1993-12-17
76
Whoopi Goldberg, Clint Black, John Witherspoon
1993-12-20
77
Will Smith, The Lemonheads, Emmit Smith
1993-12-21
78
Bob Costas, Toni Braxton, Debi Mazar
1993-12-22
79
Dennis Franz, Mike Judge, Andy Williams
1993-12-23
80
Joan Lunden, Ian Moore, Wendy Wasserstein
1993-12-27
81
Jason Priestly, Terry Bradshaw, Norm MacDonald
1993-12-28
82
Bonnie Hunt, Tony Toni Tone, Dennis Rogers
Dave comments on FOX taking away CBS' NFL coverage; strongman Dennis ""Mighty Mite"" Rogers lifts weights.
1993-12-29
83
Julia Roberts, Cracker, Wolfgang Puck
1993-12-30
84
Rosanne and Tom Arnold, Jon Bon Jovi
1993-12-31
85
Jane Pauley, Art Donavan
1994-01-03
86
Beau Bridges, Sandra Bernhard, 4 Non Blondes
1994-01-04
87
Rosie O'Donnell, Lou Reed, Neil Patrick Harris
1994-01-05
88
Chris Elliot, Itzhak Perlman, Cokie Roberts
Chris Elliott performs the title song from ""Cabaret;"" legendary violinist Itzhak Perlman follows with a rendition of ""Danse Espagnole."" After Perlman's per…
1994-01-06
89
Martin Mull, Drew Carey, Dana Delany
1994-01-07
90
Rudolph Giuliani, Faith Hill, Ricki Lake
1994-01-10
91
Troy Aikman, Marilyn Horne, Jon Stewart
The ghost of Ed Sullivan introduces trampoline star Tom Boleen; Troy Aikman throws footballs into cabs on Broadway, and later, from a trampoline.
1994-01-11
92
Smothers Brothers, Indigo Girls, Sara McClendan
1994-01-12
93
George Carlin, Urge Overkill, Jan Hooks
George Carlin promotes his new sitcom; Calvert drops by as ""The Guy Who Thinks Dave's Name is Randy.""
1994-01-13
94
Chevy Chase, George Miller, Halle Berry
1994-01-14
95
Richard Harris, Taj Mahal & Etta James, David Spade
1994-01-17
96
David Brenner, Travis Tritt, Madeline Stowe
1994-01-18
97
Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville, Bruno Kirby
Dave gets dragged by a cab; the cast of ""Cats"" runs into the Ed Sullivan Theater to take a bow.
1994-01-19
98
Demi Moore, Willie Nelson & Shelby Lynne, Al Franken
1994-01-20
99
Dan Rather, Dave Pirner & Victoria Williams, Brett Hull
1994-01-21
100
Jimmy Johnson, Martin Lawrence, Concrete Blonde
Concrete Blonde – ""Mexican Moon""
1994-01-31
101
Tom Brokaw, Julie Cavner, Joshua Catheson
1994-02-01
102
Aidan Quinn, Crowded House, Michael Lamonaco
Dave comments on the upcoming Winter Olympics in Norway; staff members Debbie Drimmer, Rick Scheckman and John Beckerman tell all about their vacations last wee…
1994-02-02
103
Sarah Jessica Parker, Jerry Van Dyke
1994-02-03
104
Ellen Barkin, Peter Frampton, Amanda Archaleta
Peter Frampton sits in; Dave discusses Clinton's health care plan with a group of cab drivers; seven-year-old sheep handler Amanda Archiletta does an on-stage d…
1994-02-04
105
Walter Cronkite, Natalie Merchant
1994-02-07
106
Alec Baldwin, Blues Traveler, Norman Vaughn
1994-02-08
107
Dan Aykroyd, Anna Klempsey, Peter Arnette
1994-02-09
108
Siskel & Ebert, Daryl Hall, Muggsy Bogues
1994-02-10
109
Steven Seagal, Salt N Peppa, Johnathan Soloman
1994-02-11
110
Super Dave Osborne, Brad Privott
1994-02-14
111
Richard Simmons
James - ""Laid""
1994-02-15
112
Regis Philbin, Richard Thompson, Ben Stiller
Throughout the night, champion canines from the Westminster Dog Show walk across the stage; Dorothy does a little shopping in Lillehammer.
1994-02-16
113
Phil Hartman, George Benson, Michael Madsen
Dorothy interviews Tommy Moe; Phil Hartman promotes Greedy.
1994-02-17
114
Bebe Neuwirth, Jackson Browne
David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave surveys residents of Scotch Plains, NJ about the Olympics; Bebe Neuwirth promotes ""Damn Yankees"" and her anticipated…
1994-02-18
115
Sinbad, UB40, Luke Perry
Dave proposes marriage on behalf of an audience member; UB40 performs ""Higher Ground.""
1994-02-21
116
Marv Albert, Sinead O'Connor, Ricky Jay
1994-02-22
117
Stupid Human Tricks, Wynonna Judd, Laurence Fishburne
Two guys pretending to be Dave and Paul ice skate; Laurence Fishburne promotes Searching for Bobby Fischer.
1994-02-23
118
Brett Butler, Linda Rondstat, Don Imus
1994-02-24
119
Michael J. Fox, Spin Doctors & Roger Daltrey
Dorothy recaps her two weeks in Lillehammer; Michael J. Fox promotes Greedy.
1994-02-25
120
Gary Shandling, Sting, Nigel Mansell
1994-02-28
121
Dan Jansen, Dennis Miller, Meatloaf
1994-03-01
122
John Larroquette, Bonnie Raitt, Jerry Butler, & Ben E. King, Jennifer Jason Leigh
1994-03-02
123
Geena Davis, Aerosmith
1994-03-03
124
Anthony Hopkins, ZZ Top, Dennis Leary
1994-03-04
125
Alan King, Aretha Franklin
1994-03-14
126
Jay Thomas, Crash Test Dummies, Kevin Spacey
1994-03-15
127
Richard Harris, Carol King, Ron Howard
1994-03-16
128
Bill Cosby, Sheryl Crow
Dave shows an anonymous gift (Jonathan Estrada, maybe?) of a block of cheese shaped like Oklahoma. Also, up-and-coming singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow performs "…
1994-03-21
129
Diane Sawyer, John Michael Montgomery, Elle MacPherson
Ten cabbies present the Top Ten; Diane Sawyer sneaks in footage of Dave from his weatherman days; Chris Elliott shows a clip from his new movie ""Poolside Ecsta…
1994-03-22
130
Kevin Kline, Placido Domingo
""New Pharmaceuticals"" include ""Hot 'n' Spicy Tylenol,"" ""L'eggs Metal Pipe Resistant Pantyhose,"" and ""Nipsey's Own Anti-Bacterial Ointment."" Regis inter…
1994-03-23
131
Bob Saget, Tori Amos, John Waters
New York native Gurnek Basanti drives his cab into the theater; Dave devours an entire tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
1994-03-28
132
Thea Vidal, Stomp, Buck Henry
Dave brags about the birth of his nephew; Buck Henry promotes his new book.
1994-03-29
133
Martin Short, Sammy Hagar, Mary Stuart Masterson
""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Get into the Hard Rock Cafe?"" Apparently, he can do it with ease, but ""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Get into the Russian Tea Room?"" …
1994-03-30
134
Madonna, Counting Crows
Dave watches a live feed of himself watching the show at home while he's taping the show in the theater. Shots include toasting waffles, crying to Kenny Rogers …
1994-03-31
135
Charles Grodin, Elvis Costello & The Attractions
A day after Madonna arouses/grosses out the American viewing public by, among other things, offering Dave her underwear, Charles Grodin comes on the show tonigh…
1994-04-01
136
Bob Uecker, Cheap Trick, Michael McKean
Dave can't seem to remove his shoe, and with no shoehorn available, he runs outside and asks a cab driver to run over his foot.
1994-04-04
137
Ted Koppel, Wynton Marsalis, Carrie Fisher
1994-04-05
138
Andie MacDowell, Rich Hall, Matt Kramer
Paul Newman jumps out of the audience, claiming to take a powder when he learns that Madonna won't be on. Instead, he walks across Broadway to see Cats.
1994-04-06
139
Kirstie Alley, Boz Scaggs, Calvin Trillian
Shortly after a baseball-themed Top Ten, Dave goes on a brief rant about how overpaid the players are.
1994-04-07
140
Tom Brokaw, Blind Melon, Julie Brown
Tonight marks the Late Show debut of ""The Strong Guy, the Fat Guy, the Genius,"" which pits three men of said traits against each other in various undertakings…
1994-04-08
141
Don Rickles, Jeff Stearns, Liz Phair
Mujibur and Sirajul make a visit to Mickey the barber, and they promptly receive free haircuts. Soon afterwards, Don Rickles goes in for a trim. Also, Liz Pha…
1994-04-18
142
Jack Lemmon, Lyle Lovett & Al Green
""Rejected FDA Items"" include Medicated Pringles, Tic-Tacs with Real Ticks and Tacks, Deodorant with Raisins, Milk with Adjustable Dates, and Madonna Soap; Lyl…
1994-04-19
143
Dennis Hopper, Jessye Norman, Uta Pippig
During Mailbag, Dave discusses a certain much-publicized divorce with ""Roseanne Arnold"" (Gerard). Later, he chats with Boston Marathon winner Uta Pippig.
1994-04-20
144
Ellen DeGeneres, Raquel Welch, Candlebox
Dave names Jimmy Johnson as the new head coach of the show; Ellen DeGeneres promotes ""These Friends of Mine.""
1994-04-21
145
Tom Snyder, Ray Liotta
Future Dave lead-in Tom Snyder promotes his new (and ultimately doomed) Larry King-style cable talk show.
1994-04-22
146
Father Guido Sarducci, Reba McEntire, Pierre Frene
Dave notices an empty seat in the third row, so he brings in a guy from outside to fill it.
1994-04-25
147
Joan Lunden, Gin Blossoms, Michael Moore
Dave finds a stray blue card on his desk and returns it to Regis and Kathie Lee. Also, Gin Blossoms perform ""Hey Jealousy.""
1994-04-26
148
Jerry Seinfeld, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Norm Abram
Donny Osmond and Calvert star in the Late Show's version of the Menendez Brothers' life story.
1994-04-27
149
Sissy Spacek, Bonnie Raitt, Daniel Low
Dave tries to wake up and gets soaked with Gatorade; Tony Randall helps Mandy Patinkin practice a musical number; Dave ""grills"" seven-year-old hole expert Dan…
1994-04-28
150
Joe Pesci, Randy Travis, Dan Wilkinson
Dave harasses hotel doormen, and later he chats with NFL draft pick Dan Wilkinson.
1994-04-29
151
Jerry Van Dyke, The Neville Brothers
The outside cam heads to Times Square, during which Dave invites passerby Amy Butler in to co-host. Later in the show, Dave and Amy reflect on the wonderful we…
1994-05-02
152
Robin Williams, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, Mark Leyner
Dave gets a parking ticket; Robin Williams promotes ""Comic Relief VI.""
1994-05-03
153
Mia Farrow, Tim McGraw, Jimmie Walker
Throughout the night, we have an assortment of ""Happy Endings,"" providing a satisfying coda to unusual situations. Also, Dave shows a sample of the new ""Can…
1994-05-04
154
Brett Butler, Rob Lowe, Sarah McLachlan
Dave brings out 70 cases of Gatorade that were received after the stunt in Show #149. Later, he goes up to his office to watch the CBS Evening News.
1994-05-05
155
Sharon Stone, Chris Farley
Dave discusses politics with a bunch of cabbies; Chris Farley demonstrates his physically demanding comedy routine; Sharon Stone waltzes with one of the cabbies…
1994-05-06
156
Billy Crystal, Ray Charles
Dave takes his show to LA for the first time since 1985. Dave throws a pencil into a wading pool that's behind his desk, and a dog retrieves it. Dave then gets …
1994-05-09
157
Michael Keaton, Angela Lansbury
L.A., Day 2: Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda is seen gulping down Slim-Fast; Dodgers pitchers Orel Hershiser, Roger McDowell, Tom Candiotti and Jim Gott hurl fast…
1994-05-10
158
James Cahn, David Copperfield, Julia Louis-Dreyfus
LA, Day 3: Dave ends the show early, and then flies back to New York. Paul finds him working the cashier at K&L Rock America, so they bring Mujibur and Sirajul…
1994-05-11
159
Candice Bergen, Elvis Costello & The Attractions, Magic Johnson
L.A., Day 4: It's time for ""Los Angeles Souvenirs,"" including a Fabio Lawn Gnome, Record Industry Weasel Magazine, and a Honk-If-You've-Slept-with-Madonna bum…
1994-05-12
160
Bette Midler, Traffic
A very special guest presents the Top Ten (see recap); Bette Midler performs ""Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.""
1994-05-13
161
Heather Locklear, Travis Tritt, Harvey Pekar
Travis Tritt performs ""Foolish Pride,"" while Harvey Pekar actually censors himself, much to Dave's chagrin.
1994-05-16
162
Jeff Goldblum, Sonic Youth, James Carville
Dave finally has his photos from LA developed, and an audience guys helps him display the photos on the Times Square Jumbotron. Later in the show, all of tonig…
1994-05-17
163
Stupid Pet Tricks, Carol Burnett, Emmylou Harris
It's time for more celebrities in the audience, including Michael J. Fox, Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Shaffer, Kathie Lee Gifford, and Bill Cobsy. Also, Carol Burnett…
1994-05-18
164
Barbara Walters, Mariah Carey
Dave quizzes the audience on last week's trip to LA.
1994-05-19
165
Eddie Murphy, Tony Bennett, Wayne Cotter
Dave freshens up by walking outside the theater, towards a hot dog vendor, and washing his face in the dirty hot dog water. Also, Creepy Dave drops by annoy Da…
1994-05-20
166
Rick Moranis, Jimmy Buffett, Stefan Seville
Dave makes another bad phone call for an audience member; Rick Moranis promotes The Flintstones, and his interview is interrupted by co-star John Goodman; Tony …
1994-05-23
167
Woody Harrelson, Louie Anderson, Isaiah Thomas
Dave is missing his opening ""billboard"" card with tonight's guests listed on them, so he leaves the theater, goes to the NBC Nightly News studio and gets it f…
1994-05-24
168
Kevin Pollak, Chris Isaak, Jacques Pepin
Dave finds a sports reporter from Indianapolis outside and invites him in; Dave launches ""Top Ten Plus,"" the quicker and more efficient Top Ten list; after Da…
1994-05-25
169
Rosie O'Donnell, Laurie Morgan, Bronson Pinchot
Jets take off at JFK Airport; Rosie O'Donnell promotes The Flintstones.
1994-05-26
170
The Pretenders, Daniel Stern
Dave helps Nancy Agostini find an apartment in the city; The Pretenders perform ""Night in My Veins.""
1994-05-27
171
Reggie Miller, Spike Lee, Tony Randall, Tony Toni Tone
Dave escorts the Stand-by Audience (all 40 of 'em) to a restaurant a few blocks away from the Ed Sullivan Theater. He later invites sailors in the audience to v…
1994-06-06
172
Craig T. Nelson, David Sanborn, Al Unser Jr.
Dave hands out ""Warning Label"" props to the audience; another ""CBS Special Report"" finds Alan Richardson reporting on his socks.
1994-06-07
173
Mariel Hemmingway, George Miller, Mandy Patinkin
Dave's coffee is cold, so he goes out and warms it himself with a taxi battery; George Miller comments on today's solar eclipse; Dave picks a dead fly off his s…
1994-06-08
174
Macaulay Culkin, Randy Newman, Mona Frey
An audience member plays a staged version of ""The Price is Right,"" and wins a can of flour. Also, Michael Buffer fills in for Billy Wendell, announcing tonig…
1994-06-09
175
David Brenner, Johnny Cash, Keanu Reeves
Mujibur and Sirajul begin their Coast-to-Coast Tour, leaving NYC on a private jet; Keanu Reeves promotes Speed; Dave interviews David Brenner about his new radi…
1994-06-10
176
Jeremy Irons, Chris Rock, Hakeem Olajuwon
On their first leg of the Coast-to-Coast Tour, Mujibur and Sirajul report from Niagra Falls, saluting the US flag. Paul says the idea ""looked great on paper.""…
1994-06-13
177
Ted Danson, David Byrne, Carl Reiner
Dave selects two audience members to receive tickets to Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Marv Albert hands out the tickets and shows a hockey blooper.
1994-06-14
178
Show #0178
Three members of the 1994 Stanley Cup Champion New York Rangers drop by, and later they let Morty take a picture of the Cup.
1994-06-15
179
Jon Lovitz, Sandra Bullock, Spin Doctors
Jon Lovitz laments the demise of ""The Critic;"" Sandra Bullock promotes Speed.
1994-06-16
180
Teri Garr, Yes
Stone Temple Pilots – ""Vasoline""
1994-06-23
181
Fran Drescher, Jack Palance, Seal
1994-06-20
182
Dan Rather, Nicholas Turturro, Al Jarreau, Kathleen Battle
1994-06-21
183
Julia Roberts, Stone Temple Pilots, Jake Johannsen
After a technical error prevents it from being performed the previous night, Dave presents the rest of the ""NBA Finals Quiz."" Now feeling a little queasy due…
1994-06-22
184
Howard Stern, Kate Nelligan, John Mellencamp
John Mellencamp – ""Wild Night""
1994-06-24
185
Siskel & Ebert, Tom Jones, Sam Cassell, Trisha Yearwood
On their latest stop, Mujibur and Sirajul get serenaded by Tom Jones in Las Vegas. Wondering who's been operating K&L Rock America while they've been gone, Dav…
1994-06-27
186
Penelope Ann Miller, Barbara Streisand, Mary Matalin, Tori Amos
Barbra Streisand walks on the set and gives Dave two tickets to her show at Radio City Music Hall. Dave gives them away to a woman in the audience.
1994-06-28
187
Daniel Boulud, Helen Hunt, Green Day
""Coast to Coast with Mujibur and Sirajul"" -- tonight, they're fly-fishing in Madison Valley, Montana, with their teaching guide, Craig.
1994-06-29
188
Siskel & Ebert, Andrea Martin, Indigo Girls
In a spoof of Home Shopping Network, Dave sells ""Dave and Paul Collection Plates,"" giving out the phone number of head writer Rob Burnett. Also, Dave invites…
1994-06-30
189
Connie Chung, Phil Collins
1994-07-01
190
Neil Diamond, Richard Simmons
Dave takes a cue card from Tony Mendez, re-reads a joke and then has the cue card passed around the audience. Later, Calvert DeForest dresses up as Barbra Stre…
1994-07-04
191
Patrick Stewart, Ryan Cobb, Melissa Etheridge
1994-07-05
192
Show #0192
Dave leaves the show after the monologue and heads upstairs to read Wresting Magazine with his face in a mud mask, and Paul retrieves him. Later, famed soccer …
1994-07-06
193
Tom Hanks, Toad the Wet Sprocket
The Runaway Camera is roaming the streets of New York City, getting squeegied, hit by a bike, down a manhole, running into Rupert Jee, and going into ""Cats"" a…
1994-07-07
194
Harry Connick, Jr., Michael Lomonaco, Pete Sampras, Catherine O'Hara
1994-07-08
195
Buzz Aldrin, Susan Sarandon, Midnight Oil
Dave returns to outside the Today Show set and displays his sign: ""Happy 100th Birthday, Willard""; in honor of the 25th anniversary of the moon landing, we se…
1994-07-18
196
Gary Sinise, Ricki Lake, Julio Iglesias
Ricki Lake promotes her supporting role in the upcoming Cabin Boy; Gary Sinise plugs Forrest Gump.
1994-07-19
197
Show #0197
""Can a Guy in a Bear Suit Say Hello on a N. Y. C. Pay Phone?"" The answer? Mais oui! Also, one of the all-time great Stupid Pet Tricks makes a triumphant ret…
1994-07-20
198
Show #0198
Cold opening: Kenny Rogers tells Dave when to hold ‘um and when to fold ‘um. Dave also stops the show midway through to just kick back in his chair and rel…
1994-07-21
199
Show #0199
1994-07-22
200
Show #0200
Dave fills up a pothole outside the studio with joke cards; Jim Carrey's limo is towed away.
1994-07-25
201
Show #0201
The pothole Dave filled up with blue joke cards the previous night is sealed by none other then Mayor Guiliani; the pothole is danced upon by several fabulous b…
1994-07-26
202
Show #0202
A severed head perks out of the pothole; a doctor stands in the backdrop in case Dave suddenly becomes sick during the show; Sirajul asks a group of fishermen i…
1994-07-27
203
Show #0203
Dave comments on Tony's cue card work, then makes a bad phone call for an audience member with mother issues.
1994-07-28
204
Show #0204
1994-07-29
205
Show #0205
1994-08-01
206
Show #0206
Dave attends the Whitewater Hearings; up-and-coming starlet Cameron Diaz promotes ""The Mask""; Dave finally chats with Stevie Nicks (whose manager Dave critici…
1994-08-02
207
Show #0207
The show is interrupted all night long by (bogus) CBS News special reports by anchor Alan Richardson, who sings, is beaten up by a bus driver, pitches Mountain …
1994-08-03
208
Show #0208
After Dave sings a horrible rendition of ""Oklahoma,"" Paul demands to hear a better version. Soon after, John and Bonnie Raitt come on stage to show Dave how …
1994-08-04
209
Show #0209
1994-08-05
210
Show #0210
Dave and model Inna Mirovich toss back some vodka. Later, Howard Stern admits that he had to drop out of the New York governor's race because he refused to rev…
1994-08-08
211
Show #0211
1994-08-09
212
Show #0212
Dave looks at ""What's On Other Channels;"" the Smothers Brothers perform.
1994-08-10
213
Show #0213
1994-08-11
214
Show #0214
1994-08-12
215
Show #0215
1994-08-15
216
Show #0216
Rupert brings soup to tonight's guests; Dave reflects on the Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley wedding.
1994-08-16
217
Show #0217
1994-08-17
218
Show #0218
1994-08-18
219
Show #0219
1994-08-19
Season 2 · 1994 · 220 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Show #0220
1994-08-29
2
Show #0221
1994-08-30
3
Show #0222
1994-08-31
4
Show #0223
1994-09-01
5
Show #0224
1994-09-02
6
Show #0225
1994-09-05
7
Show #0226
Throughout the night, an audience woman from Brooklyn kicks footballs.
1994-09-06
8
Show #0227
1994-09-07
9
Show #0228
1994-09-08
10
Show #0229
1994-09-09
11
Show #0230
1994-09-12
12
Show #0231
1994-09-13
13
Show #0232
1994-09-14
14
Show #0233
""Dropping Stuff Off the 8th Floor Window"" includes: champagne bottles, confetti, a TV monitor, presidential plates, fluorescent tubes, and bowling balls into …
1994-09-15
15
Show #0234
Dave comments on Robbie Kondor; a car alarm goes off outside the theater, so Dave goes outside and bombs the offending car; Chuck Berry sings ""Johnny B. Goode"…
1994-09-16
16
Show #0235
Hal Gurnee harasses taxi drivers by posting their images on the Times Square jumbotron.
1994-09-19
17
Show #0236
1994-09-20
18
Show #0237
An audience member gives Dave a tiny pair of pants; Gavin MacLeod pops in several times, interrupting the monologue and presenting the Top Ten.
1994-09-21
19
Show #0238
John Popper sits in with the band; Bill Murray tours Broadway; Macaulay Culkin promotes ""Richie Rich.""
1994-09-22
20
Show #0239
1994-09-23
21
Show #0240
1994-09-26
22
Show #0241
1994-09-27
23
Show #0242
1994-09-28
24
Show #0243
1994-09-29
25
Show #0244
1994-09-30
26
Show #0245
1994-10-03
27
Show #0246
1994-10-04
28
Show #0247
1994-10-05
29
Show #0248
1994-10-06
30
Show #0249
Tim Allen promotes his bestselling book, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man.
1994-10-07
31
Show #0250
1994-10-10
32
Show #0251
1994-10-11
33
Show #0252
1994-10-12
34
Show #0253
1994-10-13
35
Show #0254
1994-10-14
36
Show #0255
1994-10-24
37
Show #0256
1994-10-25
38
Show #0257
Two standby audience folks named Jenya and Gary are sent to take food to Dan Rather, courtesy of Rupert. Later, Mike Judge discusses his hit MTV show ""Beavis …
1994-10-26
39
Show #0258
1994-10-27
40
Show #0259
1994-10-28
41
Show #0260
Calvert goes trick-or-treating in Nutley, New Jersey (Martha Stewart's hometown); Lauren Bacall plugs ""Pret-a-Porter"" (Ready to Wear).
1994-10-31
42
Show #0261
John Popper sits in; throughout the night, Mujibur and Sirajul appear as correspondents on Court TV; Elijah Wood plugs North.
1994-11-01
43
Show #0262
1994-11-02
44
Show #0263
Dave gets freshened up by a street sweeper; Rupert serves ""Bill Clinton Soup.""
1994-11-03
45
Show #0264
1994-11-04
46
Show #0265
1994-11-07
47
Show #0266
1994-11-09
48
Show #0267
1994-11-10
49
Show #0268
Live via telephone, Jerry Lewis pronounces the new governor's name ""Puh-tack-ee;"" ""Picket Fences"" star Fyvush Finkel sings ""If I Were a Rich Man;"" The Cra…
1994-11-11
50
Show #0269
Dave selects a woman from outside named Laurie Byrd to be his co-host tonight; Biff and George Clarke recreate a scene from the hit CBS miniseries ""Scarlett.""
1994-11-14
51
Show #0270
1994-11-15
52
Show #0271
1994-11-16
53
Show #0272
1994-11-17
54
Show #0273
1994-11-18
55
Show #0274
1994-11-21
56
Show #0275
1994-11-22
57
Show #0276
1994-11-23
58
Show #0277
1994-11-24
59
Show #0278
1994-11-25
60
Show #0279
The outside cam reveals that Dave's picture in the window of Joe G's Pizza. Dave calls and distracts Joe while Paul steals the unflattering portrait; Jon Lovit…
1994-11-28
61
Show #0280
Roseanne makes a rare political statement; Dave's accountant Fred Nigro takes a bow.
1994-11-29
62
Show #0281
Mujibur, Sirajul and Tony Randall take a photo together; tonight's celebrities in the audience: Mia Farrow, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Stone.
1994-11-30
63
Show #0282
1994-12-01
64
Show #0283
One of tonight's cue cards goes to a garbage truck outside; in the latest edition of ""Rupert and Me,"" Dave radios strange comments to Rupert, which are then r…
1994-12-02
65
Show #0284
Cold Opening: Jim Carrey and an unshaven Dave goof around. Later in the show, Mickey, the barber at the Wellington Hotel, shaves off Dave's beard.
1994-12-12
66
Show #0285
1994-12-13
67
Show #0286
1994-12-14
68
Show #0287
Siskel and Ebert throw snowballs; Michael J. Fox walks onstage with a cow.
1994-12-15
69
Show #0288
1994-12-16
70
Show #0289
1994-12-19
71
Show #0290
1994-12-20
72
Show #0291
1994-12-21
73
Show #0292
1994-12-22
74
Show #0293
1994-12-23
75
Show #0294
Bad Religion performed ""Infected""
1994-12-26
76
Show #0295
1994-12-27
77
Show #0296
During ""Charts and Graphs,"" Dave sends an audience member down the street for copies of a chart. Also, Dave calls the mother of a different audience member, …
1994-12-28
78
Show #0297
A customer at Hello Deli shows Dave her holiday photos. Later, Dave checks his temperature (99.5 F).
1994-12-29
79
Show #0298
Dave ends the show early yet again, and Paul finds him sobbing on the Ricki Lake show; Biff has champagne coming out of his ears; Dick Clark presents the Top Te…
1994-12-30
80
Show #0299
1995-01-02
81
Show #0300
1995-01-03
82
Show #0301
Michael Buffer announces Phil Hartman's entry onstage; a comely postal carrier distracts Dave.
1995-01-04
83
Show #0302
1995-01-05
84
Show #0303
Dave autographs a ham; Calvert (dressed as Newt Gingrich's mother) presents the Top Ten.
1995-01-06
85
Show #0304
1995-01-09
86
Show #0305
1995-01-10
87
Show #0306
1995-01-11
88
Show #0307
An audience member hangs out in the band section; Mujibur and Sirajul become the latest witnesses to testify for O.J. Simpson.
1995-01-12
89
Show #0308
Al Green performs ""Let's Stay Together.""
1995-01-13
90
Show #0309
1995-01-16
91
Show #0310
1995-01-17
92
Show #0311
1995-01-18
93
Show #0312
1995-01-19
94
Show #0313
1995-01-20
95
Show #0314
1995-01-30
96
Show #0315
Dave shows a (bogus) Super Bowl ad starring himself; Gerard presents ""Top Ten Signs You're Not the Sexiest Man Alive.""
1995-01-31
97
Show #0316
1995-02-01
98
Show #0317
1995-02-02
99
Show #0318
1995-02-03
100
Show #0319
Rosanne Cash performs ""I Count the Tears.""
1995-02-06
101
Show #0320
1995-02-07
102
Show #0321
1995-02-08
103
Show #0322
1995-02-09
104
Show #0323
1995-02-10
105
Show #0324
1995-02-13
106
Show #0325
1995-02-14
107
Show #0326
1995-02-15
108
Show #0327
Dave introduces the brand new ""Late Show Dancers,"" who prance around throughout the show. Also, 83-year-old Empire State Building employee Chico Chimone play…
1995-02-16
109
Show #0328
1995-02-17
110
Show #0329
Dave sends three members from the audience to go to a nearby movie theater to videotape some clips from Pulp Fiction. They return in time to show the footage du…
1995-02-20
111
Show #0330
1995-02-21
112
Show #0331
Cybill Shepherd promotes her new sitcom; Gary Sinise brags about the perks of being an Academy Award Nominee.
1995-02-22
113
Show #0332
Wayne Newton (live via satellite) presents the Top Ten; Michael McKean comments on the recent troubles on the set of ""Saturday Night Live;"" David Byrne and th…
1995-02-23
114
Show #0333
1995-02-24
115
Show #0334
1995-02-27
116
Show #0335
1995-02-28
117
Show #0336
1995-03-01
118
Show #0337
Bernie Worrell sits in; Al Roker does a weather forecast; Dave retrieves a blue card from ""Forrest Gump"" (Calvert); Jeff Goldblum tap dances.
1995-03-02
119
Show #0338
1995-03-03
120
Show #0339
Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they a…
1995-03-06
121
Show #0340
On the first Letterman show ever aired on this date, Bill Cosby, Tito Puente, and Dave climb a ladder up to the balcony, and Luke Perry does a science experimen…
1995-03-07
122
Show #0341
1995-03-08
123
Show #0342
1995-03-09
124
Show #0343
Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they…
1995-03-10
125
Show #0344
1995-03-13
126
Show #0345
1995-03-14
127
Show #0346
1995-03-15
128
Show #0347
Dave gives a girl in the audience named Amy money to buy spring flowers, and later her boyfriend (also in the audience) sings karaoke with Will Smith.
1995-03-20
129
Show #0348
A woman in the audience bakes cookies for everyone; Conan O'Brien appears in Dave's latest Oscar-related dream; Dave gets his toupee dry-cleaned.
1995-03-21
130
Show #0349
Throughout the night, Dave practices giving out Oscars, awarding achievements by Tony Randall, Doc Severinson (who's sitting in), Tony Mendez, a hi-ho girl, and…
1995-03-22
131
Show #0350
John Mayall sits in; Dave comments on his much-scrutinized performance as host of last week's Academy Awards.
1995-04-03
132
Show #0351
Throughout the night, the legendary Ashton Family acrobats perform their greatest stunts outside on 53rd Street.
1995-04-04
133
Show #0352
Dave spells Uma and Oprah with hot dog wieners, while Creepy Dave lurks in the backdrop during his interview with Bryant Gumbel.
1995-04-05
134
Show #0353
At the end of tonight's ""New Books"" segment, Dave gives one of the phony manuscripts to a girl in the audience. Also, for no apparent reason, Gerard dances a…
1995-04-06
135
Show #0354
Two babes in the audience are observed with ""Marry Us Dave"" T-shirts; Dave, Calvert, and Biff sit around and do nothing for three minutes; Dave asks cab drive…
1995-04-07
136
Show #0355
Dave invites the stand-by audience to his office and watch the show from there. Later, they're joined by Faye Dunaway and chef Wolfgang Puck.
1995-04-10
137
Show #0356
Throughout the night, various staffers walk onstage to give Dave ""dramatic tension,"" while Robert Pastorelli explains his departure from the hit comedy Murphy…
1995-04-11
138
Show #0357
Mayor Guiliani and Dave agree to disagree on the new slogan for the New York Tourism Board; Drew Barrymore gives Dave a birthday surprise.
1995-04-12
139
Show #0358
The New York Daily News, having headlined their paper with last night's Guiliani-chosen slogan, distributes miniature buttons to the audience reading ""We Can K…
1995-04-13
140
Show #0359
Two days after NYC's new slogan, ""We Can Kick Your City's Ass,"" reaches beyond the Hudson, Dave hears from mayors of other cities; Slash of Guns n' Roses fame…
1995-04-14
141
Show #0360
Live Remote: Dave annoys both an H&R Block tax accountant and his mortified customer, who prefers to hide her face.
1995-04-17
142
Show #0361
Dave selects five guys from the audience to compete in a basketball match outside on 53rd Street with five (alleged) New York Knicks. By the end of the show, t…
1995-04-18
143
Show #0362
Dave complains that the cue-card Tony is holding is too small, so Inky replaces it with a giant banner; ten mayors of other cities present the Top Ten; a blue c…
1995-04-19
144
Show #0363
An audience talent show is interrupted by Helen Reddy, who pops up several times throughout the show; later, she teams up with Blues Traveler to perform ""Hook.…
1995-04-20
145
Show #0364
Tony Randall drops by to announce who tomorrow's guests will be, and Dave squirts him with a fire extinguisher. Later, Biff Henderson and Pat Farmer carry Tony …
1995-04-21
146
Show #0365
After word spreads to the media that he's losing his ratings edge over Leno, Dave wants to find out if people are still watching the show, so he displays his de…
1995-04-24
147
Show #0366
In tonight's live remote, Dave annoys customers down the street at the Sam Ash music store and invites Marcia to sit in with the band on alto sax.
1995-04-25
148
Show #0367
David Sanborn sits in yet again; various New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Dave loses a blue card, then finds it at McDonald's.
1995-04-26
149
Show #0368
The Flying Rat is introduced on the show during a segment called ""What's New for Spring""; in the same segment a small army of clowns attack Mujibur and Siraju…
1995-04-27
150
Show #0369
Dave and Paul leave the show early to go over to Madison Square Garden for the circus, where they run into an acrobat bearing a strong resemblance to Calvert; t…
1995-04-28
151
Show #0370
All of tonight's guests (Marilu Henner, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Mario Van Peebles) are at Rupert's playing spin the…
1995-05-01
152
Show #0371
The Giant Flying Rat is introduced via lasers and special effects just after being interviewed by Tom Snyder.
1995-05-02
153
Show #0372
(Supposed) Audience requests are fulfilled in tonight's ""Who Asked For It?"" while Harry Connick Jr. promotes his new album.
1995-05-03
154
Show #0373
Pete Fatovich attempts to kiss Paul again; the giant flying rat delivers the Top Ten list; Jake Johanssen discusses a recent trip to the supermarket.
1995-05-04
155
Show #0374
The giant flying rat dons a sombrero; Dave leaves the show early to marry Drew Barrymore; a man gets kicked in the face by a racehorse; Dave and Paul go superma…
1995-05-05
156
Show #0375
Dave sends audience members Nico and Ingrid Van Eenennaan to London (to promote the show's visit next week) with a camcorder, root beer, and the Giant Flying Ra…
1995-05-08
157
Show #0376
Jimmy Smits, a guest the night before, is seen in his hotel room naked, doing push-ups and watching TV in bed. Also, Paul quits to become a professional boxer,…
1995-05-09
158
Show #0377
The Dutch husband and wife from last night resurface for a brief moment; Paul wears a top hat and a tuxedo; Bruce Willis gets his head scrubbed.
1995-05-10
159
Show #0378
Paul decides to have plastic surgery, then wakes up from the procedure with a conehead; Dave shows a clip of Pakistan's #1 sitcom, ""Seinjibur""; Hugh Grant pr…
1995-05-11
160
Show #0379
Calvert mimics the Giant Flying Rat; Dave comments on preparations for next week's trip to London; Julianna Marguiles promotes the much-hyped season finale of E…
1995-05-12
161
Show #0380
The Late Show starts its week broadcasting from London. Ten London Guards bring Dave out onstage; Dave and Paul wreck havoc in the city; Elton John reacts to Wi…
1995-05-15
162
Show #0381
London, Day 2: The new James Bond, Remington Steele star Pierce Brosnan, enters backstage with models and martinis; Little Richard and Chuck Berry sit in; Dave'…
1995-05-16
163
Show #0382
London, Day 3: ""London Souvenirs"" include a Prince Charles Ketchup Dispenser, a Bobby Helmet Bra, and a Tea Cannon, brought out by fake London guards. Also, …
1995-05-17
164
Show #0383
London, Day 4: Dave and Paul play soccer (or should I say football?) at Wembley Stadium; live via satellite from New York, Tony Randall trashes the theater; Joh…
1995-05-18
165
Show #0384
London, Day 5: Dave repeats a monologue joke in a British accent; Salman Rushdie hands the Top Ten to Dave, and is presented by ten bobbies; Dorothy drops by to…
1995-05-19
166
Show #0385
Cold opening: Dave belatedly thanks Drew Barrymore for her birthday ""gift"" last month. Also, Dave pays Mujibur and Sirajul to pummel Paul.
1995-05-22
167
Show #0386
It's the debut of ""May We Turn Your Pants Into Shorts?"" Dave cuts up his own slacks before shredding the pants of Paul and Mel Gibson.
1995-05-23
168
Show #0387
1995-05-24
169
Show #0388
Clint Black sits in; candy is thrown at the audience; the Top Ten Office is relocated to an audience member's hometown of Glenn's Falls, New York; in honor of R…
1995-05-25
170
Show #0389
Dave takes a bunch of sailors to a local watering hole; Mujibur and Sirajul visit Dorothy in Indianapolis; Dave bids farewell to longtime director Hal Gurnee by…
1995-05-26
171
Show #0390
Cold Opening: Nicole Kidman asks Dave if he's drunk. Also, displayed by the window of an advertising agency across the street from the Ed Sullivan Theater is a…
1995-06-05
172
Show #0391
Indianapolis 500 champion Jacque Vileneuve races a NYC cab around the theater block in competition with NYC cabbie Buke Kadikiran; Dave shows (doctored) footage…
1995-06-06
173
Show #0392
Biff delivers Dave in a golf cart; Dave and an audience member named Hal help choose the network's new slogan; a pyrotechnic exhibition is held in the backdrop.
1995-06-07
174
Show #0393
It's time for a studio audience talent show, with friends and relatives of the performers swamping the backdrop. Shortly after his interview, Mike Myers joins …
1995-06-08
175
Show #0394
Dave tells Rupert to bother people at a local bistro with his hidden mic; Dave chats with a woman that recently won $87,000,000 in the state lottery; head CBS e…
1995-06-09
176
Show #0395
Dave chooses a person off the street to tell their life story; the Top Ten Home Office moves to Grand Rapids, Michigan; Chris O'Donnell plugs Batman Forever.
1995-06-12
177
Show #0396
Stephen Stills sits in; Dave ""attends"" a recent President Clinton press conference; basketball star/party animal Dennis Rodman comments on his recent antics.
1995-06-13
178
Show #0397
Travis, a five-year-old golden retriever, has the ""Dog Cam"" attached to his head; John Turturro dresses up as Batman, then hands Dave the Top Ten list; Dan Ra…
1995-06-14
179
Show #0398
Dave arrives at the theater in a police car; throughout the night, spelling bee winner Justin Carroll comes out to spell various ten-cent words; Dave chats with…
1995-06-15
180
Show #0399
Travis and the Dog Cam return; Englebert Humperdinck serenades Rupert; ten kindergarteners write and present the Top Ten.
1995-06-16
181
Show #0400
Dave announces that this is show number 4000, but later admits he's off by a zero; John Denver performs the theme song to ""Supermarket Finds""; Alan King gloat…
1995-06-19
182
Show #0401
Dave invites both a cabbie and an audience member to jump into a rooftop swimming pool. They're later joined by two NYC cops and Bob Saget.
1995-06-20
183
Show #0402
Shortly after a ""What's New for Summer"" segment, Dave hands hamsicles (or, if you will, cold ham on a stick) to the audience. Also, ""Batman"" (Calvert) hand…
1995-06-21
184
Show #0403
Cold Opening: ""ER"" star Anthony Edwards refuses to give Dave a physical. Also, Jonathan Katz does standup and promotes Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.
1995-06-22
185
Show #0404
Dave celebrates the fifteenth anniversary of the debut of The David Letterman Show by showing clips of the first broadcast; Biff interrupts Dave so that Corey P…
1995-06-23
186
Show #0405
Bernie Kopell storms out of the theater after ""The Love Boat"" is somehow mentioned twice in a Top Ten List about Hockey. Later, Dave chats with ""Coach"" sta…
1995-06-26
187
Show #0406
Dave invites a standby audience member to play ""Will You Eat the Meatloaf?"" Later in the show, Dave chats with Pete, the dishwasher at Hello Deli.
1995-06-27
188
Show #0407
In an experimental comedy bit called ""Letters to the Editor,"" Dave reads a (bogus) note from Al Gore telling The New Yorker that he loves their cartoons.
1995-06-28
189
Show #0408
Dave shows the audience an old photo of Morty with an afro, and then later shows a doctored photo of himself with a head-bush. Also, Dave helps Tom Hanks shave…
1995-06-29
190
Show #0409
In a remote, Dave asks apartment dwellers, ""What's the Coolest Thing In Your Apartment?""
1995-06-30
191
Show #0410
Jim Carrey, Andre Agassi, and Tom and Roseanne Arnold miraculously appear in the audience, Tom being both on stage and in the audience simultaneously. Also, Da…
1995-07-10
192
Show #0411
Dave says hello to viewers in France and Italy in their respective native tongues; during ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" Dave demands to see photos of meat…
1995-07-11
193
Show #0412
Charles Grodin promotes his new cable talk show.
1995-07-12
194
Show #0413
A small army of cyclists rush across the stage, while Dave and Pete Sampras play a pickup round of tennis out on 53rd Street.
1995-07-13
195
Show #0414
After an admittedly lame remote on a ""Day In The Life"" of producer Robert Morton, he jumps into a giant bowl of pudding, followed by Dave. Later in the show,…
1995-07-14
196
Show #0415
Dave flashes back to how he stayed cool over the weekend by stuffing popsicles in his pants; a woman who picks up one of the pay phones at the kiosk outside the…
1995-07-17
197
Show #0416
Dan Rather presents the Top Ten; Chevy Chase plugs Man of the House and talks tennis.
1995-07-18
198
Show #0417
Ed Sullivan Theater Building Engineer George Clarke begins his ""Quest for Corn"" throughout the Midwest. He's off to Illinois.
1995-07-19
199
Show #0418
Dave demonstrates a triple pencil flip; Rupert finds one of Dave's blue cards attached to Mary Tyler Moore's backside; Dave shows old footage of Andy Kaufman da…
1995-07-20
200
Show #0419
Clarence Clemons of the E Street Band sits in; Dave offers an audience guy with an unruly beard $300 to shave it; Talent Assistant Zoe Friedham gets a tattoo; D…
1995-07-21
201
Show #0420
A ""Dumb Ads"" segment introduces Canadian filling station attendent Dick Assman. The entire North American audience immediately catches ""Dick Assmania."" La…
1995-07-24
202
Show #0421
Dave calls up Dick Assman; Ray Liotta arrives onstage riding a baby elephant, and later he makes a (bogus) appearance with Paul in the controversial new movie K…
1995-07-25
203
Show #0422
Dave and Tony switch places for a few minutes; David Schwimmer is reunited with the monkey who played Marcel on Friends; Dave announces that ""Dick Assmania"" h…
1995-07-26
204
Show #0423
During a segment called ""Ask the Mayor,"" someone from the audience asks Rudy Guiliani, ""Is that a real hair piece?"" Also, a half-awake audience member open…
1995-07-27
205
Show #0424
George Clarke's ""Quest for Corn"" finds him in Indianapolis with Dave's mom: 5 ears. Later, Nick Turturro and Dennis Franz stand in the green room with their …
1995-07-28
206
Show #0425
Dave gives $100 to an audience member after a monologue joke bombs; the show is interrupted for a ""Dick Assman Update""; father and son audience members Jim an…
1995-07-31
207
Show #0426
Dave announces that CBS has just been bought by Westinghouse, then spends the rest of the show joking about it.
1995-08-01
208
Show #0427
Dave chats with Mary Ann Dennis, whose dog stopped a man that tried to mug her.
1995-08-02
209
Show #0428
During ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a small fish eats a worm whole. Meanwhile, Dave goes into a Westinghouse washer in spin cycle.
1995-08-03
210
Show #0429
The final installment of ""George Clarke's Quest for Corn"" finds our hero at Hello Deli (five ears). Afterwards, George distributes an ear of corn to everyone…
1995-08-04
211
Show #0430
Dave announces it's ""Christmas in August,"" with Glen Campbell singing a medley of holiday standards at Hello Deli.
1995-08-07
212
Show #0431
Junior Brown sits in with the band; baseball star John Kruk talks about his recent retirement; Dave hectors a man on the street in a game called ""May I Taste Y…
1995-08-08
213
Show #0432
The ""Dick Assman Update"" reveals that his popularity has hit fever pitch. Later, Christopher Walken promotes three new movies that are coming out within a mo…
1995-08-09
214
Show #0433
Dave shows a ""highlight"" of last night's show: Dan Rather fondling Dave's butt.
1995-08-10
215
Show #0434
In honor of an incident that resulted in a forfeit in the previous night's Dodgers-Cardinals game, audience members throw baseballs at Dave.
1995-08-11
216
Show #0435
All night long, Rupert touches meat and is joined later by Kelsey Grammer, his then-fiancee, and a priest from the audience.
1995-08-14
217
Show #0436
Dave claims that the chairman of Westinghouse has agreed to fight him. Later, Sonny Bono signs to Calvert's upstart record company.
1995-08-15
218
Show #0437
During an interview with Isabella Rosselini, a guy on fire runs around the stage. Later, Bjork and the CBS Orchestra performs ""It's Oh So Quiet.""
1995-08-16
219
Show #0438
Paul is introduced as ""Johnny Lavaggi;"" Dave shows a (doctored) clip of Monica Seles grunting; David Brenner does stand up.
1995-08-17
220
Show #0439
Dave bids a fond farewell to his announcer, while Dick Assman also makes one last appearance.
1995-08-18
Season 3 · 1995 · 210 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Show #0440
Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).
1995-09-04
2
Show #0441
Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings.
1995-09-05
3
Show #0442
Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects.""
1995-09-06
4
Show #0443
Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, and Marv Albert's Roc…
1995-09-07
5
Show #0444
Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress.
1995-09-08
6
Show #0445
A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe we didn't win an Emm…
1995-09-11
7
Show #0446
The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.
1995-09-12
8
Show #0447
While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.
1995-09-13
9
Show #0448
Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.
1995-09-14
10
Show #0449
During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.
1995-09-15
11
Show #0450
Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stage and escort tonight…
1995-09-18
12
Show #0451
Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles peaches.
1995-09-19
13
Show #0452
Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.
1995-09-20
14
Show #0453
Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000.""
1995-09-21
15
Show #0454
Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore…
1995-09-22
16
Show #0455
Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-sc…
1995-09-25
17
Show #0456
Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.
1995-09-26
18
Show #0457
13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme.
1995-09-27
19
Show #0458
1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, ""Uma, Parminder; P…
1995-09-28
20
Show #0459
Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The Melonapult 2000+.""
1995-09-29
21
Show #0460
Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy D…
1995-10-02
22
Show #0461
The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe.""
1995-10-03
23
Show #0462
Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.
1995-10-04
24
Show #0463
Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz.
1995-10-05
25
Show #0464
1995-10-06
26
Show #0465
Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. A…
1995-10-16
27
Show #0466
Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons …
1995-10-17
28
Show #0467
Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for Congress.
1995-10-18
29
Show #0468
During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.
1995-10-19
30
Show #0469
Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and fin…
1995-10-20
31
Show #0470
Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and finds ""NYPD Blue""…
1995-10-23
32
Show #0471
Throughout the show, The ""Jimmy Letterman Singers"" sing ""Jimmy."" Later in the show, Dave concedes: ""It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ain't working.""
1995-10-24
33
Show #0472
Throughout this year's World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonight, he lands a quick…
1995-10-25
34
Show #0473
During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa.
1995-10-26
35
Show #0474
Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Mortimer runs the bases a…
1995-10-27
36
Show #0475
Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour; Carol …
1995-10-30
37
Show #0476
A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis.
1995-10-31
38
Show #0477
Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her favorite bands, UB40.
1995-11-01
39
Show #0478
Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon.
1995-11-02
40
Show #0479
Tonight on the ""Pants Across America"" tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform ""Burning Love.""
1995-11-03
41
Show #0480
1995-11-06
42
Show #0481
Television City Studios, Day 2: Danny DeVito and Dave get into the stage pool and have a water fight. Meanwhile, Tony Mendez continues his cameo appearances on …
1995-11-07
43
Show #0482
From Los Angeles: Alka Seltzer® is inserted into the backdrop pool; Demi Moore presents ""The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names;"" Green Day performs ""86.""
1995-11-08
44
Show #0483
Red Hot Chili Peppers – ""My Friends""
1995-11-09
45
Show #0484
1995-11-10
46
Show #0485
Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cooks toast, and Silver …
1995-11-13
47
Show #0486
Dave uses the speaker phone to get someone to bring him pizza. Later, thirty folks show up with boxes, and slices are handed out to the audience. Also, the Uni…
1995-11-14
48
Show #0487
Elton John promotes and sings two songs from his latest album, ""Made In England.""
1995-11-15
49
Show #0488
An audience guy holds cue cards in place of Tony (he's sick), while Sean Penn promotes ""Dead Man Walking.""
1995-11-16
50
Show #0489
The Presidents of the United States of America perform their breakthrough hit, ""Toad.""
1995-11-17
51
Show #0490
Dave sends mailroom dude/budding diva Bob Borden to Washington as a White House correspondent.
1995-11-20
52
Show #0491
Dave asks folks on the street (including a poorly disguised Michael J. Fox) what they think of the federal budget crisis; Bob Borden makes his first report from…
1995-11-21
53
Show #0492
Amongst what's ""New for the Holidays"": Gingerbread Rats, Howard Stern's book ""Miss America"" read by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin guessing the weight of tur…
1995-11-22
54
Show #0493
Dave gives a turkey to a lady in the audience, then takes a turkey to the balcony with the help of a ladder; throughout the night, celebrities mention what they…
1995-11-23
55
Show #0494
""Soup Nazi"" Ali ""Al"" Yeganeh passes out turkey chili to the audience.
1995-11-24
56
Show #0495
In a sign of future legal trouble, Microsoft owner and multibillionaire Bill Gates tries to fix the Late Show Quiz Machine after it gets stuck displaying the an…
1995-11-27
57
Show #0496
Dave has Paul sit down on the guest chair because it's his birthday. Soon afterwards, the outside cam reveals Dave buying Paul a birthday present from a girl o…
1995-11-28
58
Show #0497
Cold Opening: Dave and Creepy Dave go mano a mano in the green room. Also, Dave demonstrates one of the ""Top Ten Changes Westinghouse is Planning for CBS Toni…
1995-11-29
59
Show #0498
Steve Martin shows up a day early, and Dave can't get him offstage.
1995-11-30
60
Show #0499
After showing a clip from his new movie Father of the Bride, Part 2 on a 16mm film projector, Steve Martin and Dave appear in ""The Making of Steve Martin's App…
1995-12-01
61
Bob Hoskins, Martha Stewart, Al Green
1995-12-11
62
Jean Claude Van Damme, Kirstin Dunst, Michael Bolton
1995-12-12
63
Martin Short, Bev Tanner, The Dave Matthews Band
As a tribute to such beloved recurring segments such as ""The Man Under the Seats"" and ""The Fugitive Guy,"" Chris Elliott stars in a short-lived skit ""Cable …
1995-12-13
64
Harrison Ford, Bonnie Hunt, Bruce Springsteen
1995-12-14
65
Greg Kinnear, Janeane Garofalo, White Zombie
1995-12-15
66
Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville
1995-12-18
67
Jack Lemmon, Natalie Merchant
1995-12-19
68
Howard Stern, Melissa Etheridge
1995-12-20
69
Geena Davis, Goo Goo Dolls
After a video montage of the annual eggnog drinking from increasingly larger bowls, Dave and a model hop into a gigantic bowl of the liquid, later joined by Bif…
1995-12-21
70
Rosie O'Donnell, Mike Judge, Darlene Love
1995-12-22
71
Stupid Human Tricks, Julianna Marguiles, Del Amitri
1995-12-26
72
Mandy Patinkin, Terry Gilliam
1995-12-27
73
Robin Williams, Lauren Hutton, Chris Isaak
1995-12-28
74
Susan Sarandon, Drew Carey
1995-12-29
75
Lisa Kudrow, Art Donovan, Blues Traveler
1996-01-02
76
Chevy Chase, Marv Albert, Bruce Hornsby
1996-01-03
77
Tom Brokaw, Greg Fitzsimmons, Faith Hill
1996-01-04
78
Denis Leary, Bridget Hall, Toad the Wet Sprocket
1996-01-05
79
Sam Neill, Itzhak Perlman
1996-01-08
80
Pauly Shore, Ashley Judd
1996-01-09
81
Sandra Bullock, Marlon Wayans, Laurence Tai
1996-01-10
82
Jason Alexander, Elisabeth Shue
1996-01-11
83
Tim Robbins, Justin Wilson, Martina McBride, Norm MacDonald
1996-01-12
84
David Brenner, B.B. King
1996-01-22
85
Mia Farrow, Martin Scorcese, Brandy
1996-01-23
86
Don Rickles, Mary Stuart Masterson, Joe Ely & Todd Snider
CBS President Les Moonves (bogus) takes a moment to comment on Clinton's State of the Union address by singing ""Holding Out for a Hero."" Also, pre-teen sport…
1996-01-24
87
Matt Dillon, Reggie Miller, Pam Tillis
Sparky Mortimer makes another amusing -- albeit clumsy -- Super Bowl report; Dave chats with basketball star Reggie Miller.
1996-01-25
88
Conan O'Brian, Mira Sorvino, Seven Mary Three
1996-01-26
89
Richard Simmons, Christine Lahti, Nanci Griffith & the Crickets
1996-01-29
90
Jay Thomas, Larry Miller
1996-01-30
91
Elle MacPherson, David Spade, D'Angelo
1996-01-31
92
Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam, Natalie Portman
1996-02-01
93
Cybill Sheperd, Al Franken, Sati Achath
1996-02-02
94
Jack Hanna, Tammy Faye Messner, Aimee Mann
1996-02-05
95
Joan Collins, Robert Downey Jr., Jean Louisa Kelly
1996-02-06
96
Chuck Norris, Samantha Mathis
1996-02-07
97
Stupid Pet Tricks, Ray Liotta, Soul Asylum
1996-02-08
98
Uma Thurman, Norm MacDonald, Ramones
Dave offers Liz Taylor a riding mower if she'll come on the show; clips from the HBO movie The Late Shift, which Dave calls ""satire;"" The Ramones perform ""Sh…
1996-02-09
99
Chris Farley, Gin Blossoms, Joe & Mary Graziano
1996-02-12
100
Adam Sandler, Jackie Chan, Red Hot Chili Peppers
1996-02-13
101
Siskel & Ebert, Neil Diamond, Brandy (the dog)
1996-02-14
102
Tom Arnold, Joan Allen, Lenny Kravitz
1996-02-15
103
Teri Hatcher, Jon Stewart
1996-02-16
104
Kathie Lee Gifford, Gillian Anderson, Cecilia Bartoli
1996-02-19
105
Julia Roberts, James Brown
1996-02-20
106
Larry King, Wynonna
1996-02-21
107
Joan Lunden, Cheri Oteri, Lou Reed
1996-02-22
108
Kid Inventors, Sherry Stringfield, Don Henley
1996-02-23
109
Fran Drescher, Shania Twain, George Miller
1996-02-26
110
Dennis Hopper, Dave Chapelle, Pete Droge
1996-02-27
111
Susan Sarandon, Rob Schneider, Mike Dahm
1996-02-28
112
Kelsey Grammer, Victoria Abril, Allman Brothers
1996-02-29
113
Robin Williams, Patsy Kensit, Spacehog
1996-03-01
114
Sarah Jessica Parker, Treat Williams, Cowboy Junkies
In mock tribute to HBO's ""The Late Shift,"" Dave throws baseballs at an archery target.
1996-03-04
115
Nathan Lane, Steven Wright, Jann Arden
1996-03-05
116
Stupid Human Tricks, Mira Sorvino, k.d. Lang
1996-03-06
117
Dan Rather, Bonnie Hunt, The Tony Rich Project
1996-03-07
118
Dana Carvey, Riverdance
1996-03-08
119
Ricki Lake, William Shatner, Ray Romano
Dave mentions that in between show tapings, an audience guy named Anthony sang ""My Way"" from the balcony. During the taping of this episode, however, Dave in…
1996-03-18
120
Mandy Patinkin, Tea Leoni, Collective Soul
Dave stoically mentions that this will be the last night for the current set, and that it will be remodeled during the NCAA Tournament coverage. To commemorate…
1996-03-19
121
Barbara Walters, Halle Berry, Ray Charles
As the Ed Sullivan Theater is being renovated, Dave hosts his show from the lobby with only 60 folding chairs set up for the audience. Fire Commissioner Howard …
1996-03-20
122
Phil Hartman, Rose Hamburger, The Band
After a week of construction, the show's new ""Bridge"" set is unveiled. Dave quickly mentions that he ordered it from a catalog. Martha Stewart honors the oc…
1996-03-26
123
George Foreman, Naomi Campbell, Tim McGraw
Dave has an extra joke in the monologue, so he and Tony take it over to Conan O'Brien at NBC. Meanwhile, George Foreman breaks a pinata at Hello Deli, in celeb…
1996-03-27
124
Don Johnson, Michelle Kwan, No Doubt
Mailbag: Dave goes over to Yankee Stadium and steals home plate. Also, Dave chats with ""Cliff Sussman"" (Jay Johnson), the president of the New Set Fan Club, …
1996-03-28
125
Nick Turturro, Jenny McCarthy, Stone Temple Pilots
Dana Carvey drops by and receives a piece of the set; The Usual Suspects star Kevin Spacey presents the Top Ten live via satellite; Alan Kalter stars in the new…
1996-03-29
126
Mary Tyler Moore, Anna Paquin, Mark Knopfler
Dave tricks young Oscar® winner Anna Paquin into getting in a magician's box, claiming he was going to show her a trick. Once he had her locked in, he took off …
1996-04-01
127
Bill Cosby, Anfernee Hardaway, Ray Wold
After Dave promises that the Quiz Machine will never be seen on the show again, he brings out the ""Flagstar 3000,"" a cheap cardboard facade.
1996-04-02
128
Elle MacPherson, Hank Azaria, Cassandra Wilson
Anna Paquin returns to the show two days after the basketball challenge and donates her cash prize to charity. Also, Dave temporarily moves his show to public …
1996-04-03
129
Bill Maher, Michael Lomanaco, Jackson Browne
CBS Mailbag: the Quiz Machine is destroyed (at last!) by a cab, while Tony Randall hides under Dave's desk to protect himself from the government.
1996-04-04
130
David Hyde Pierce, Scott Thompson, Pulp
Dave shows a clip of Marshall Sylver's infomercial, and throughout the night Dave attempts to hypnotize members of the staff. After Dave accidentally puts Biff…
1996-04-05
131
Robert Duvall, Amy Brenneman, Tori Amos
After miraculously surviving its attempted demise the previous week, the Quiz Machine is finally destroyed once and for all. Also, ten ballerinas present the T…
1996-04-08
132
Tony Danza, Lucy Lawless, R. Kelly
Dave begins a new contest: The town that sends the most valuable gifts will be the new Top Ten Home Office. Two huge glass tanks are displayed onstage, each for…
1996-04-09
133
Dan Aykroyd, Louis C.K., Sting
1996-04-10
134
Luciano Pavarotti & Michael Bolton, David Schwimmer, Cynthia Rowley
The Home Office Competition continues: Added to Wahoo's tank is a pizza, a T-shirt, and a birdhouse, while Grand Rapids adds a garment bag; Dave shows another e…
1996-04-11
135
Tom Brokaw, Blue, Rosanne Cash
Dave appears on the Times Square Jumbotron demanding presents; Dave and Fred Nigro go to Jersey to help with taxes, during which Dave recruits a citizen to stan…
1996-04-12
136
Joan Lunden, Nick Faldo, Jewel
An audience member assists in the debut of the Slatstar 2000, while Brett Butler presents the Top Ten.
1996-04-22
137
Mia Farrow, Janeane Garofalo, Hootie & the Blowfish
Mia Farrow reveals that she's addicted to the internet. Carly Simon drops by in mid-interview, and later, both sit in with the CBS Orchestra, with Mia on tambou…
1996-04-23
138
Samuel Jackson, Jeff Altman, Los Lobos
Dave holds an impromptu auction, while Marshall Sylver hypnotizes more Late Show staffers.
1996-04-24
139
Kids Telling Jokes, Chazz Palminteri, Celine Dion
Wahoo vs. Grand Rapids, Day 9: Wahoo sends two kids, Jeff and Josh Price, to sit in their glass tank. Grand Rapids loses further ground by sending several non-l…
1996-04-25
140
Dana Carvey, Robin Quivers, Afghan Wigs
In honor of the recent Sotheby's Auction that featured items once owned by John F. Kennedy, Biff comes stage on Jackie O's (alleged) riding lawnmower; in a pre-…
1996-04-26
141
Regis Philbin, Dave's Mom, Peter Berg
Dorothy drops by to promote the cookbook that Dave's been plugging for the last two weeks, and she cooks him his favorite sandwich.
1996-04-29
142
Barbara Walters, Anthony Clark, Van Morrison
At the end of the monologue, a guy dressed up as an Olympic runner bolts across the stage, and later he paces around the backdrop. Also, comedian Anthony Clark…
1996-04-30
143
Jeff Goldblum, James Carville, Brooks & Dunn
Tonight's ""What's On Other Channels"" segment includes ""Condom Testing,"" ""The Mexican Navy's New Battleship,"" and ""Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson Video.""
1996-05-01
144
John Malkovich, Jake Johannsen, Pete Townshend
Pat Farmer interrupts the monologue by walking in front of the camera; Marv Albert provides color commentary on tonight's CBS Mailbag; two guys spray each other…
1996-05-02
145
Rosie O'Donnell, Gwyneth Paltrow, Everclear
The Home Office Contest is over: Wahoo is now the official home office of the Top Ten List, decimating Grand Rapids from the get-go. Also, Everclear performs "…
1996-05-03
146
Tom Hanks, Steve Young
The Late Show begins a week in San Francisco as Mayor Willie Brown interrupts the show throughout the hour by offering Dave the key to the city, a loaf of sourd…
1996-05-06
147
Paul Reiser, Jane Seymour, Keanu Reeves & Dogstar
Frisco, Day 2: Dave gives a bouquet to a 95-year-old lady in the audience; Dave and football great Joe Montana tour the city, where they end up getting ""friend…
1996-05-07
148
Stupid Pet Tricks, Dean Cain, Elvis Costello
Frisco, Day 3: Sheila E. and Pete Escovido sit in; Dave shows off the 49ers shower curtain he has in the dressing room; Dave orders Rupert to harass people on t…
1996-05-08
149
Eddie Murphy, Paul Doherty, Green Day
From San Francisco: Three audience members receive free hams and souvenir cue cards; Joe Satriani sits in; Dave tells the seals at Fisherman's Wharf to shut up;…
1996-05-09
150
Don Johnson, Jeremiah Tower, Alice in Chains
Frisco, Day 5: The Alcatraz mock-up in the backdrop is subject to a jailbreak; Dave hangs out with a local hippie, thus introducing the world (not to mention fl…
1996-05-10
151
Anjelica Huston, Paul Hogan, Natalie Merchant
Dave quizzes the audience on his week in San Francisco, during which Gene Siskel runs onstage looking for Roger Ebert. Later in the show, he gives up on his se…
1996-05-13
152
Jon Stewart, Kirstin Dunst, Dog's Eye View
Manny the Hippie gives his first live remote from San Francisco, as Dave asks him to give periodic reviews on current movies. Tonight, he reviews Twister, whic…
1996-05-14
153
Jeff Foxworthy, Flyball Dogs, Joan Osborne
Junior Brown sits in, and Dave tries on his very unique hat. Also, a guy dressed up as Ronald McDonald gives Dave the Top Ten, and later he is found lying dead…
1996-05-15
154
Walter Cronkite, Harry Hill, Spin Doctors
During Mailbag, Tony sits in for Dave while Dave sits in for Alan saying ""letter number two,"" which leads into a question about lawn care; comedian Harry Hill…
1996-05-16
155
Helen Hunt, Dave Matthews Band
For no apparent reason, Dave orders Tony to take a taxi; Manny the Hippie presents the Top Ten; a dentist checks out a weird whistling noise coming out of Dave'…
1996-05-17
156
Fran Drescher, Brian Regan, Joan Jett
Two audience guys go outside to monitor the temperature, and given their meteorological expertise, are ordered to stand next to a giant thermometer.
1996-05-20
157
John Goodman, Norm MacDonald, Patty Loveless
It's time for a new game called ""May We Turn Your Pants into Shorts?"" Dave is the first to mutilate his slacks, and is followed by Paul, Biff, John Goodman, …
1996-05-21
158
Stupid Human Tricks, Brett Butler, Al Green
Dave shows a clip of his favorite moment from last night's show: Biff doing a quadruple take upon seeing Dave's slacks getting cut at the knee; Dave's contact l…
1996-05-22
159
Leslie Nielsen, Daphne Zuniga, Bring in Da Funk
Dave's jacket is stain by coffee, so he throws it into the balcony; an ""unknown guest"" crashes the show; Leslie Nielsen promotes Spy Hard.
1996-05-23
160
Kid Inventors, Dennis Quaid, Seven Mary Three
Dave and Conan O'Brien get ""Bob Dole Is Old"" jokes from the joke storeroom in the basement of the Ed Sullivan Theater. Also, Dave invites several staffers (i…
1996-05-24
161
Martin Short, Jimmy Vassar, Bryan Adams
Live via satellite in San Francisco, Manny the Hippie reviews the film ""Spy Hard"": ""It's schwiggity schwag!"" Also, ""She Loves Me"" week begins with Martin…
1996-06-03
162
Nathan Lane, Daisy Fuentes, Mitch Fantel
Dave invites customers from the Roy Rogers restaurant across the street into the theater to be checked for ticks; Dr. Sam Merrick declares them tick-free. Also,…
1996-06-04
163
Diana Ross, George Wallace
Diana Ross performs a variation of the song ""She Loves Me"" called ""He Loves Me,"" and while holding the final note, buys a soda at Hello Deli, gets a massage…
1996-06-05
164
Matthew Broderick, Kim Delaney, Rent
Dave tells a mean fat joke about Roger Ebert, and shortly afterwards the film critic calls Dave a bastard; four singers present the First Annual Late Show Salut…
1996-06-06
165
Rosie O'Donnell, Heather Matarazzo, Cracker
The final day of celebrity ""She Loves Me"" performances takes place when Rosie O'Donnell sings, holds the last note, runs through the theater, grabs a soda at …
1996-06-07
166
Siskel & Ebert, Andrew Shue, Dana Gould
Biff attempts to learn how to fly; actor/soccer fanatic Andrew Shue introduces footage of him, Elizabeth Shue, and John Shue playing a pick-up game of his sport…
1996-06-10
167
Dennis Franz, Joe Queenan, Gloria Estefan
In a piece of videotape footage that ""will disturb and shock you,"" Dave introduces clips of Bill Clinton singing ""Mustang Sally"" and Boris Yeltsin dancing.
1996-06-11
168
Ben Stiller, Liv Tyler, Douglas Rodriguez
Dave fools around with a hot glue gun, while up-and-coming actress Liv Tyler (daughter of Bebe Buell and Steven Tyler) promotes Stealing Beauty.
1996-06-12
169
Danny Glover, Bobby Maley, Joey Kola
Kenny Wayne Shepherd sits in; Dave points out that one of tonight's ""CBS Mailbag"" letter-writers is in the audience; during Mailbag, ""Ronald McDonald"" (Leon…
1996-06-13
170
Kelsey Grammer, Amber Valletta, Ozzy Osborne
Dave bids farewell to one of his longtime staffers; Kelsey Grammer promotes ""Down Periscope""; Manny reviews The Cable Guy: ""Dank.""
1996-06-14
171
Vanessa Williams, Jonathan Silverman, Lucile Treganowan
Remote: Dave works the drive-thru at a Taco Bell in Jersey. Later, he chats with Lucille Treganowan, 66-year-old grandmother/hot rod guru. (correct synopsis)
1996-06-17
172
Sarah Jessica Parker, Marv Albert, Lyle Lovett
Some guy carrying the Olympic torch comes through to interrupt the monologue. Also, Dave recalls a fake Father's Day memory when his son ""Jimmy"" gave him an …
1996-06-18
173
James Caan, Julie White, Patti Smith
Biff recruits an audience member to get splashed in the face by a speeding taxi going over a puddle. Also, CBS head honcho ""Les Moonves"" discusses the CBS fa…
1996-06-19
174
Pauly Shore, Gena Lee Nolin, Vince Gill
In response to a CBS Mailbag letter that noticed a likeness between Inky Mendez and Steven Speilberg, Martin Scorsese is seen impersonating Anton Fig.
1996-06-20
175
John Travolta, John Sayles, The Presidents of the United States of America
Dave shows off a tick that has embedded itself into his suit, then shows more footage of him at Taco Bell. (correct synopsis)
1996-06-21
176
Conan O'Brian, Eleanor Mondale, Blues Traveler
1996-06-24
177
Bruce Willis, Christine Wilson, Jimmy Buffet
1996-06-25
178
Jerry Van Dyke, Luke Perry, Fugees
Jerry Van Dyke rides onstage on a mule; Luke Perry gives Dave his sideburns; The Fugees perform ""Fu-Gee-La.""
1996-06-26
179
Cher, Shaquille O'Neal
1996-06-27
180
Michael Keaton, Ving Rhames, Goo Goo Dolls
Manny the Hippie reviews Striptease: ""Schwag."" Also, Creepy Dave drops by to ask Michael Keaton about human cloning.
1996-06-28
181
Harry Connick, Jr., Josie Bisset
1996-07-01
182
Will Smith, Demi Moore
1996-07-02
183
Jeff Goldblum, Jonathan Katz, George Clinton & the P-Funk All-Stars
Dave airs his first new July 3rd show since his morning show in 1980. During the ""Rejected FDA Products"" segment, Dave introduces ""Sherwin-Williams Fettucin…
1996-07-03
184
Kids Tell Jokes, Dan O'Brian, Brian Setzer Orchestra
Mujibur and Sirajul stand on the roof, waiting for the fireworks in broad daylight; during Mailbag, ""Neil Diamond"" (Calvert) rouses the crowd with a smokin' r…
1996-07-04
185
Randy Quaid, Sheryl Swoopes, The Cure
Dave switches places with an audience woman, and later she sits in with the band; Elaine Stritch storms onstage and chews out Dave; Randy Quaid promotes Indepen…
1996-07-05
186
Scottie Pippen, Prince, George Miller
1996-07-08
187
Bill Pullman, JoAnn Ussery, Willie Nelson
Dave points out that Paul is the co-musical director for the Olympic closing ceremonies; Biff keeps interrupting Dave; Dave chats with Joanne Ussery, a woman wh…
1996-07-09
188
Jack Hanna, Brent Spiner, Charlie Watts
Manny the Hippie talks about his trip to Roswell, New Mexico, while The Charlie Watts Quintet (featuring Bernard Fowler) performs ""In a Sentimental Mood.""
1996-07-10
189
Meg Ryan, Shaolin Monks, Garbage
Dave shows a semi-embarrassing clip of Meg Ryan from her days on ""As The World Turns,"" featuring a ""young"" Paul Shaffer and Will Lee.
1996-07-11
190
Bill Murray, MaliVai Washington, Wallflowers
Dave tries to find the owner of car whose license plates read ""SO HAPPY,"" and later he shows footage of a Wheel of Fortune contestant screwing up the answer t…
1996-07-12
191
Margaret Colin, Lou Diamond Phillips, Wali Collins
1996-07-15
192
Laurence Fishburne, Lea Thompson, Me'Shell Ndegeocello
Dave continues to gloat over the Late Show's (alleged) title as Official Talk Show of the Summer Olympics, with abortive sports commentary by Anton; Laurence Fi…
1996-07-16
193
Michael J. Fox, Shelly Moquin, Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart
Country legend Marty Stuart sits in, while a disgruntled alien (Gerard) comments on inaccuracies in the movie Independence Day.
1996-07-17
194
Andie MacDowell, Bob Woodward, Paul Westerberg
Dave discusses in length the show's embarrassment of Emmy riches this year (four nominations); the ""CBS Mailbag"" presents Dave's 10,000th ""Bob Dole is old"" …
1996-07-18
195
David Duchovny, Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Sponge
Leonard ""The Ronald McDonald Guy"" Tepper joins Rupert for another one of his hidden-mike remotes with Dave. Later, Jackie Joyner-Kersee promotes her new fitn…
1996-07-19
196
Danny DeVito, Amy VanDyken, Hootie & the Blowfish
Dave welcomes the Gold Medal-winning U.S. Olympic Girl's Gymnastics Team (minus the injured Kerri Strug); during a ""New Products"" segment, Pat Farmer models a…
1996-08-05
197
Rhea Perlman, Dot Richardson, Reggie McFadden
1996-08-06
198
Michael Johnson, Tom Arnold, Tracy Chapman
Dave announces that the Late Show has its own version of ""The Real World,"" with Paul, Anton and Pat Farmer whining about their personal problems.
1996-08-07
199
Dennis Miller, Mia Hamm, Butthole Surfers
During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Secret Service Agents dance the Macarena; Dennis Miller promotes his new HBO talk show; Butthole Surfers perform ""Pepper.""
1996-08-08
200
Dennis Hopper, Cheech Marin, Sex Pistols
Dave brings up three girls from the audience, confiscates their gum, and sends them out to goof off in a nearby fountain; the Sex Pistols perform ""Pretty Vacan…
1996-08-09
201
Richard Simmons, Jerry O'Connell, Lionel Richie
1996-08-12
202
Kevin Pollak, Diane Lane, Randy Travis
1996-08-13
203
Ellen Barkin, Jackie Chan, Patti Rothberg
1996-08-14
204
Dwight Gooden, Tom Selleck, George Jones
Dave chats with Yankees pitcher Dwight ""Doc"" Gooden, who threw a no-hitter the night before.
1996-08-15
205
Mike Wallace, Tom Dolan, Dave Attell
Dave gives a ham to a man in the audience who correctly guessed his weight (158 lbs).
1996-08-16
206
Marilu Henner, Alex Rodriguez, J.R. Havlen
1996-08-19
207
Dennis Rodman, Susan Molinari, Neville Brothers
1996-08-20
208
Angie Everhart, Mario Van Peebles, Beach Boys
1996-08-21
209
James Carville, Ed Burns, Melissa Etheridge
1996-08-22
210
Nathan Lane, Mara Wilson
1996-08-23
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1
Chuck Norris, Anthony Clark, Jewel
Dave gives a ham to an audience member named Bud Perchinski, who later assumes control of one of the cameras. Later, Flea (from Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Jewe…
1996-09-02
2
Mira Sorvino, Vincent Perez, Beck
1996-09-03
3
Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Colonel Ron Severson
1996-09-04
4
Adam Sandler, David Cone, LeAnn Rimes
Adam Sandler promotes Happy Gilmore; Yankees pitcher David Cone demonstrates ball-handling techniques.
1996-09-05
5
Bill Cosby, Brian Williams, No Doubt
It's the unofficial Three-Year Anniversary. (The count is 90 morning shows, 1810 Late Nights, and 654 Late Shows.) Dave shows some of his favorite clips, then…
1996-09-06
6
Jamie Lee Curtis, Pete Sampras, John Mellencamp
1996-09-09
7
Jon Stewart, Marv Albert, Cranberries
1996-09-10
8
Cybill Sheperd, Carl Coccilone, Ray Romano
1996-09-11
9
Tom Brokaw, Natasha Henstridge, Fan Yang
1996-09-12
10
John McEnroe, Illeana Douglas, 311
1996-09-13
11
Tim Allen, Tyson Koenig, Suzanne Vega
1996-09-16
12
Fran Drescher, Jesse Jackson, Travis Tritt
1996-09-17
13
Bill Cosby, Kin-Jin Mark, A Tribe Called Quest
1996-09-18
14
Goldie Hawn, Louie C.K.
1996-09-19
15
Stupid Pet Tricks, Drew Barrymore, Tony Avena, Pearl Jam
Dave scrambles to find something to fill the extra 16 minutes of his commerical-free show.
1996-09-20
16
Sarah Jessica Parker, Andy Richter, Darrell Hammond
1996-09-23
17
Ellen DeGeneres, Stephen King, Trisha Yearwood
1996-09-24
18
William Baldwin, Jeff Gordon, Vince Gill
1996-09-25
19
Hugh Grant, Elizabeth Berkley, Donna Lewis
1996-09-26
20
Kirstie Alley, Matthew Broderick
1996-09-27
21
Ricki Lake, Gillian Anderson, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
1996-09-30
22
Tom Hanks, Gina Gershon, Riverdance
Sanborn's still sitting in; Paul appears in a Bob Dole campaign ad; Tom Hanks promotes ""That Thing You Do!""
1996-10-01
23
Val Kilmer, Nicole Sullivan, ZZ Top
It's Biff's 50th birthday, so Dave promotes his new PBS political roundtable chatfest, ""The Henderson Group."" Tonight's panelists: Biff, Dave, Paul, and ""ou…
1996-10-02
24
Julie Andrews, "Pee Wee" Scheidt, Dave Matthews Band
Calvert plays Bob Dole's go-between; The Dave Matthews Band performs ""Crash Into Me.""
1996-10-03
25
Wayne Gretzky, Jonathan Silverman, Tori Amos
Referring to a current TV Guide that pays tribute to Dave's Suit of Alka Seltzer from his NBC days, Rupert Jee stands in a bowl of clam chowder.
1996-10-04
26
Michael J. Fox, Jeanne Moreau, Ray Davies
1996: Dave shows a tape of Bob Dole blinking in the first presidential debate; Michael J. Fox gets a car for high school graduation (he didn't officially gradua…
1996-10-07
27
Sam Donaldson, Spike Lee, Clint Black
Clint Black sits in; the roof cam reveals campaign workers scuffling outside.
1996-10-08
28
Samuel L. Jackson, Leela Rashon, Midnight Oil
Dave searches for a new anchor for CBS-2 New York, and decides on a girl named Donna Hill. She makes several (bogus) news reports throughout the night.
1996-10-09
29
Geena Davis, Peter Gallagher, Andy Kindler
1996: Three audience girls are given hams; Dave shows a (supposed) clip from tonight's Vice Presidential debate; Dave and Marv Albert point out another audience…
1996-10-10
30
George Foreman, Tom Everett Scott, Shawn Colvin
During CBS Mailbag, Calvert appears as ""Derek the Cantankerous Wallaby""; guest George Foreman pulls a truck.
1996-10-11
31
Cindy Crawford, Jack Hanna, Lyle Lovett
Cindy Crawford walks onstage with heavy eye makeup, and Dave asks where she got her black eyes.
1996-10-21
32
Rosie O'Donnell, Jon Favreau, Sheryl Crow
1996-10-22
33
Jon Lovitz, Ken Olin, Enrique Iglesias
Dave shows a poster that proves that Bob Dole's presidential campaign is doomed: ""For The Love of God, Don't Vote for Tubby."" Also, Calvert reports from the …
1996-10-23
34
Ted Danson, Claire Danes, Phil Collins
1996-10-24
35
Jimmy Smits, John Leguizamo, Brian Regan
Dave says goodnight halfway through the show and then leaves. Paul goes to search for Dave but gets distracted playing basketball. Dave is finally found guidi…
1996-10-25
36
Joe Torre, Don Rickles, The Heads
Dave salutes the 1996 World Champion New York Yankees and welcomes manager Joe Torre.
1996-10-28
37
George Steinbrenner, Jeremy Piven, Chris Isaak
Dave chats with redeemed Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, while Rupert launches the ""Deli of Terror.""
1996-10-29
38
Isabella Rossellini, Garry Marshall, Bryn Terfel
Bill Murray serves as the show's roving reporter, asking pedestrians outside about the upcoming national election. Also, Dave shows off his new, thinner haircu…
1996-10-30
39
Jeff Foxworthy, Naomi Campbell, Jake Johannsen
In honor of Halloween, Dave presents ""Biff the Headless Stage Manager""; the problem, though, is that Biff is dressed as a Thanksgiving pilgrim.
1996-10-31
40
Stupid Human Tricks, Dana Carvey, Steven Wright
""Friday Night on the Road"" begins in Beantown, as Michael Hirsch, aka ""The Bar,"" makes his stunning transformation from dorm geek to BMOC.
1996-11-01
41
Mel Gibson, Christine Lahti, Joni Mitchell
NYC Marathon winner Giacomo Leone runs through the set, while Mel Gibson presents ""Top Ten Lines You'll Never Hear Me, Mel Gibson, Say in a Movie.""
1996-11-04
42
Marisa Tomei, James Carville, John Michael Montgomery
It's the day after Election '96, so Dave tells his last ""Bob Dole is old"" joke. Also, Dave fidgets with his unusually long tie, while Calvert conducts exit p…
1996-11-06
43
Brett Butler, Gary Sinise, Bob McCoy
During Mailbag, a viewer pleads for no more Dole jokes, so ""Bob Dole"" (Calvert) appears on stage and sings Lionel Richie's ""Say You, Say Me,"" a pop ditty wh…
1996-11-07
44
Bob Dole, Ted Koppel, Mary Chapin Carpenter
Ten noteworthy anchormen appear in the top ten list while Dave chats with recently denied presidential candidate Bob Dole.
1996-11-08
45
Jeff Bridges, Diane Sawyer, Bryan White
It's the official 3rd Anniversary special, with clips and highlights from the past three seasons.
1996-11-11
46
Marilu Henner, Kristin Scott Thomas, Alan Jackson
Biff interrupts Dave's monologue ""just to be on TV;"" Kristen Scott Thomas plugs ‘The English Patient.""
1996-11-12
47
Ron Howard, Patrick Ewing, Gene Catron
Saxaphonist Joshua Redman sits in; Gene Catron performs a trick involving dominoes and a pool ball; Dave gives out candy.
1996-11-13
48
Tony Randall, Wendy Liebman, Helena Bonham Carter
Dave's artificial tooth comes loose, while Ed McMahon imitates Leonard Tepper's impression of the former ""Tonight Show"" sidekick.
1996-11-14
49
Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Natalie Cole
From Chicago: Paul meets his long-lost brother Matt Shaffer on ""Jerry Springer"" just as Dave was going to admit to being a transvestite. Also, Dave introduce…
1996-11-15
50
Sarah Ferguson, Derek Jeter, Reba McEntire
Throughout the night, audience members walk onstage to tell jokes.
1996-11-18
51
Heather Locklear, Sinbad, Tony Toni Tone
Dave calls a desk jockey from across the street named Samantha Giafoni, asking for her opinion about Michael Jackson. After calling her, autumn leaves are dump…
1996-11-19
52
Glenn Close, Marc Maron, Eriq LaSalle
Glenn Close promotes the live-action remake of ""101 Dalmations.""
1996-11-20
53
Phil Hartman, Bob Costas, Luther Vandross
When Dave gives a ham to an audience guy, he gives him five more when he says it's going to a senior citizens' group. Soon enough, Biff practically gives him t…
1996-11-21
54
Kid Inventors, Will Smith, Jimmy Buffett
Friday Night on the Road finishes in Miami, Florida. It's so hot in the Coconut Grove Playhouse that Dave strips off his suit and hosts the show in his khakis a…
1996-11-22
55
Lisa Kudrow, Delroy Lindo, Wynonna
A ""News in Review"" segment is translated into Chinese, while Dave accidentally cuts himself while crawling under his desk.
1996-11-25
56
Jeff Daniels, Dolly Parton
John Popper of Blues Traveler sits in, and later he performs with Dolly Parton.
1996-11-26
57
Martin Short, Scott Bryan, Rita Wilson
Thanksgiving and the holidays are the topics du jour in the latest edition of ""Dave Talks to Kids.""
1996-11-27
58
Lea Thompson, Natalie Portman, Stone Temple Pilots
Gerard makes a cameo in the annual ""Thanksgiving Day Quiz,"" while Dorothy bakes cherry and hickory nut pies.
1996-11-28
59
Teri Hatcher, Brent Spiner, Luscious Jackson
After Dave offers a million dollars claiming that there's no such person named Sivareddy Gotike, whose letter was read on the CBS Mailbag the week before, Sivar…
1996-11-29
60
John Cleese, Martha Stewart, David Copperfield
Biff gives out hams to the audience during the second-ever appearance of ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Martha Stewart shows Dave how to make a scented wre…
1996-12-09
61
Nicole Kidman, Laura Dern, Gloria Estefan
Dave announces he's #45 on TV Guide's greatest stars list; after interviewing Nicole Kidman, Dave is dyspeptic and demands a roll of Tums®; the roof cam reveals…
1996-12-10
62
Kenneth Branaugh, Bonnie Hunt, Counting Crows
Dave calls the corner pay phones, but no one answers. He finally steps outside and tells anyone to pick up the phone. After some guy named Phil answers it, Dave…
1996-12-11
63
James Woods, Bob Odenkirk, Counting Crows
1996: Two merchant marines do push-ups onstage; Dave and Paul reprise the roles of their alter egos, Gator and Skunk; Leonard Tepper performs in the Late Show "…
1996-12-12
64
Albert Brooks, Beavis & Butthead, Neil Diamond
Skunk and Gator hang out in the green room; Beavis and Butthead plug their upcoming movie; Paul performs an original holiday number.
1996-12-13
65
Drew Barrymore, Mathias Pakula, Faith Hill
Somebody named Matias Paluka is interviewed by Dave, then does a weather forecast.
1996-12-16
66
Andie MacDowell, Jimmie Walker, Rhett Atkins
Tony sits in the audience, while Rupert shows Dave a ""Tickle Me Giuliani"" doll.
1996-12-17
67
Harry Connick Jr., Walter Cronkite
Mayor Giuliani shows up to put an apple on the Christmas tree, then gets in on a few pictures with Dave, Paul, and two audience members. Also, hockey great Gor…
1996-12-18
68
Richard Simmons, Neve Campbell, Dave Matthews Band
During a ""New for Christmas"" segment, Biff is nearly injured by a motorized hula hoop; Neve Campbell promotes ""Scream.""
1996-12-19
69
Billy Crystal, Cuba Gooding Jr., Darlene Love
Dave hugs a male audience member; fake snow falls on the backdrop, then on the audience; Darlene Love (featuring Bette Sussman) continues her holiday tradition …
1996-12-20
70
John Travolta, Julianna Marguiles, St. Luke's Bottle Band
Midway through Dave's interview with ""Michael"" star John Travolta, the buxom president of John's fan club gets a hug and an autograph.
1996-12-23
71
Nathan Lane, Kelly Preston, Rich Hall
1996-12-26
72
Jane Pauley, Robert Pastorelli, Blues Traveler
John Popper of Blues Traveler sits in, while Biff gives dating tips.
1996-12-27
73
Mary Tyler Moore, Jerry O'Connell, Oseola McCarty, Deana Carter
Calvert DeForest is live at Times Square as the show is taped hours earlier. Tom Arnold appears again on New Year's Eve, this time without Roseanne.
1996-12-30
74
Tom Arnold, Kamarr, Joe Queenan
Calvert DeForest is live at Times Square as the show is taped hours earlier; Tom Arnold appears again on New Year's Eve, this time without Roseanne; Biff gets s…
1996-12-31
75
Alec Baldwin, Cast of Chicago
Dave introduces an audience member named Tara to Alec Baldwin; Dave shows a drawing of him in a 70's-era leisure suit; from the hit Broadway revival ""Chicago,"…
1997-01-02
76
Courtney Cox, Lee Marek, Damon Hill
During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks what Dave did for New Year's. Dave flashes back to a wild night with a bunch of fabulous babes, while Paul brings him back to…
1997-01-03
77
Kids Tell Jokes, Tracey Ullman, B.B. King
BB King sits in; Dave accidentally tears up the Top Ten blue card, so he reads the list via teleprompter; Tracey Ullman promotes her new HBO show, ""Tracey Take…
1997-01-06
78
Ray Liotta, Norm MacDonald
Dave swipes Tony's gum, which he had tried to hide on top of one of the cameras. Also, Rupert of Hello Deli is pitted against Amando of Stage Deli in a little …
1997-01-07
79
Woody Harrelson, Jackie Chan, John Pizzarelli
Dave fondly looks back at the one-year anniversary of ""El Blizzardo,"" then does a spit take with Windex®. Also, Woody Harrelson plugs hemp products and The P…
1997-01-08
80
Matt Dillon, Rebecca Ramijn, Cassandra Wilson
Dave sends an audience babe out to get some snow, and throughout the night the show is interrupted by a three-way snowball war between Dave, Inky and Anton.
1997-01-09
81
Eddie Murphy, Dwight Yoakam, Veronica Paridee
An audience member celebrating her birthday dances onstage; Inky threatens to throw a rock at Dave; Dave chats with a nine-year-old girl that delivered her baby…
1997-01-10
82
Kevin Spacey, Madeline Kahn, Harry Hill
Dave deems the show to be such a success that he announces the production of four spin-offs, ""Rupert Touches Meat,"" ""Leonard's Candid Camera,"" ""Kenny's Bay…
1997-01-13
83
Penelope Ann Miller, Skeet Ulrich, BR5-49
It's time for another Late Show experiment: ""Who Will Get Kicked Out of TGIF's Sooner, a Shirtless Guy or a Guy with Ten Dogs?"" Answer: the shirtless guy. La…
1997-01-14
84
Chris O'Donnell, Debbie Reynolds, Yo Yo Ma, Edgar Meyer, Mark O'Conner
Dave shows QVC footage of a Cabbage Patch Bill Clinton doll eating French fries; Actor Chris O'Donnell does a Stupid Human Trick; the drama class from Calhoun H…
1997-01-15
85
Tom Selleck, Art Donovan, Babyface
Paul shows a clip of his new home video ""The Late Show Made Easy,"" while ""Know Your Cuts of Meat"" makes its debut on ""Know Your Current Events.""
1997-01-16
86
Kevin Kline, Kevin Sorbo, Kevin Brennan
It's an ""All Kevin Spectacular"" as Kevin Kline, Kevin Sorbo, and Kevin Brennan guest on the show. The closing credits on the show include all staffers named K…
1997-01-17
87
David Schwimmer, Carmen Electra, Sheryl Crow
Alan interrupts the monologue to comment on yesterday's Packers-Patriots Super Bowl; an audience member receives Dave's autograph; Calvert reports from New Orle…
1997-01-27
88
Tony Danza, Desmond Howard, Helena Bonham Carter
Biff presides over another segment of ""What They Would Have Had for Lunch If They Were Still Alive."" Tonight, Lorne Greene: ""a BLT."" Also, Tony Williams sit…
1997-01-28
89
Dan Rather, Jane Leeves, Tori Amos
Dave calls up an audience guy to meet Tori Amos, but he has to frisk him first.
1997-01-29
90
Matthew Perry, Natasha Lyonne, Jewel
Dave shows a promo of ""Rupert Jee's Private Parts,"" a spoof of the upcoming Howard Stern movie. Amongst those who participate in this parody are Rupert, Leon…
1997-01-30
91
Rhea Perlman, Ray Ramano, Ice Cube
1997-01-31
92
Stupid Human Tricks, Elle MacPherson, Charles Barkley
Dave celebrates a decade and a half in late night television by introducing some of his favorite Stupid Human Tricks. Later, he chats with basketball star Char…
1997-02-03
93
Isabella Rossellini, Billy Bob Thorton, Tokyo Shock Boys
In honor of the re-release of the entire Star Wars trilogy, Dave moves his coffee mug with a little help from ""the force""; Billy Bob Thornton promotes his Ac…
1997-02-04
94
Fran Drescher, Eva Herzigova, Tony Bennett
Flugelhorn great Al Chez sits in with the band, while Leonard appears in a educational film about the First Thanksgiving.
1997-02-05
95
Pierce Brosnan, Lance Alstodt, Brian Regan
Know Your Current Events: Dave promises an audience participant named Brian (who Dave keeps calling ""Larry"") that if he can kick a field goal outside, he can …
1997-02-06
96
Brett Favre, David Spade, Silverchair
Mailbag: Paul appears in a commercial for ""Uncle Dave's Non-Alcoholic Gin."" Also, Dave and Green Bay Packers QB Brett Farve throw footballs into cabs, and Da…
1997-02-07
97
Stupid Pet Tricks, Brett Butler, Fugees
In a remote featuring Dave talking to various fan club presidents, a swordfight breaks out between the ""Cats"" and ""Star Wars"" fans. Also, Bob Borden profes…
1997-02-10
98
Sarah Jessica Parker, Geoffrey Rush, Barry Manilow
Dave ponders another one of his deep thoughts: ""How Long Can a Guy Spin a Revolving Door Before Somebody Stops Him?"" It takes 40 minutes and 6 seconds before …
1997-02-11
99
Richard Harris, Siskel & Ebert, Far East Circus
Throughout the night, Biff, Pat and Kenny recreate scenes from Academy Award-nominated films, including ""The English Patient"" and ""Jerry McGuire."" The gag …
1997-02-12
100
Peter O'Toole, Salma Hayek, Jazz Passengers
Dave brags that he had an incredible Valentine's Day last year, until Paul persuades him to admit that he spent it watching TV with an amorous Leonard. Also, t…
1997-02-13
101
Sarah Ferguson, Allan Weimerskirch, Patti Smith
Marv Albert is credited with six seperate appearances tonight, thus raising his total on the show to an even one hundred. Later, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of…
1997-02-14
102
Tom Brokaw, Laura Linney, BLACKstreet
Two weeks before, NBC denied Dave permission to use clips from his old show. So tonight, Tom Brokaw arrives and offers Dave a crumpled-up videotape from Late Ni…
1997-02-17
103
Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Jeff Gordon
The outside cam goes to Joe G's to launch production of the quickie movie ""Space Volcano""; Bruce Willis murders Mujibur and Sirajul; Demi Moore shows up with …
1997-02-18
104
Michael J. Fox, Jon Voight, The Wallflowers
Throughout the night, various civilians tell jokes about their jobs, while Dave admits that he has fallen in love with this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit i…
1997-02-19
105
Julie Andrews, Doug E. Doug, The Amazing Jonathan
The latest edition of ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video"" takes place entirely at Hello Deli, while ""Cosby"" star Doug E. Doug does standup.
1997-02-20
106
Tony Randall, Juliette Binoche, David Brenner
Frequent CBS Mailbag contributor Jerry Scales appears in the audience and is given a roast chicken made of Nyquil. Also, Tony Randall talks about becoming a pa…
1997-02-21
107
Bill Cosby, David Hacker, Tina Turner
On the three-year anniversary of his memorable first appearance on the Late Show, super-bowler Dick Weber rolls one strike after another out on 53rd Street. La…
1997-02-24
108
Mia Farrow, Anne Heche, Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach
James Cotton sits in; while pedestrians footrace against each other over on 54th and Broadway.
1997-02-25
109
Howard Stern, Valeria Mazza, Porno for Pyros
Leonard Tepper is live at Madison Square Garden, annoying participants at this year's Grammy Awards. He closes the segment by calling Dave a jackass.
1997-02-26
110
Pauly Shore, Merrill Markoe, Celine Dion
Dave shows outtakes of Leonard's Grammy report, and then gets thrown out of a taping of ""Wheel of Fortune"" by a security guard resembling Bill DeLace.
1997-02-27
111
Bill Pullman, Richard Lewis, Lyle Lovett & Randy Newman
Trumpeter Al Chez sits in; the ""First Annual Biff Henderson Award"" goes to a much-serving Biff; Randy Newman and Lyle Lovett perform ""You've Got a Friend In …
1997-02-28
112
Jon Stewart, Debi Mazar, Duncan Sheik
Dave comments on ""El Blizzardo Diablo,"" a raining snowstorm that practically has New York City in a standstill. Also, Dave and Paul participate in a cutthroa…
1997-03-03
113
Robin Quivers, Adam Arkin, James
Dave points out that the wet snow of yesterday's ""El Blizzardo Diablo"" has already melted and/or evaporated. Also, Adam Arkin promotes the upcoming made-for-…
1997-03-04
114
Chevy Chase, Mary McCormack, Phish
During ""Rejected Commercial Characters,"" jokes are translated for a select audience onstage from English to Japanese.
1997-03-05
115
Kids Tell Jokes, Mary Steenburgen, Ray Wold
Bluesman Keb' Mo sits in; Dave and Paul shill a new sleeping enhancer called EclipseQuil; ""pyrotechnic madman"" Ray Wold blows up stuff and somehow avoids burn…
1997-03-06
116
Ted Danson, Famke Janssen, Mitch Hedburg
CBS Mailbag: Jerry Scales asks, ""What do viewers miss?"" Gerard Mulligan comes out in costume as ""A 50-year-old guy dressed like Zorro."" Also, The Biff Hende…
1997-03-07
117
Howard Stern, Ray Ramano, Chieftains
Sean Pelton sits in for Anton, while Howard Stern promotes his new movie.
1997-03-17
118
Martin Short, Larenz Tate, Kodo
The camera fixates on a guy in the audience with a gigantic gut with DAVE written on it. Also, Martin Short does another musical number, with a final note so e…
1997-03-18
119
Cindy Crawford, Robert Townsend, Chris Whitley
The Late Show Current Events Singers take on Clinton's recent leg injury, then performs some sort of a cappella apology to Cindy Crawford.
1997-03-19
120
Mike Myers, Sophie Marceau, Alison Krauss
Today's burning question: ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get into a Coffee Shop?"" All 23 guys that volunteered get in, and they are later joined by a geeky…
1997-03-25
121
Marv Albert, Anthony LaPaglia, Big Head Todd & the Monsters
In honor of his birthday, former president Thomas Jefferson is seen skydiving over the city, followed shortly by William McKinley and Paul Shaffer.
1997-03-26
122
Teri Garr, George Stephanopolous, Amanda Marshall
Dave announces that today is Tony Mendez' 60th birthday, even though he's only 52; Dave orders Anton to fetch him some coffee; a man-on-the-street segment disse…
1997-03-27
123
Marilu Henner, Marlon Wayans, The Cardigans
Mailbag: Alan has an announcer sitting in with him, only to realize he's not his intern but his willing replacement. Meanwhile, Academy Award winner Billy Bob …
1997-03-28
124
Bryant Gumbel, Kadeem Hardison, Bandbaz Brothers
Songwriter Jimmy Webb sits in, and throughout the night the band plays his songs; Dave shows a tape of Rob Burnett's daughter being scared to death by Daddy as …
1997-03-31
125
Tara Lipinsky, Margaret Colin, Nanci Griffith
Dave calls a pay phone on Broadway, and then calls in a guy from Jersey named Rocky to tell the first ""Mets suck"" joke of the season. Also, Biff gives a pep …
1997-04-01
126
Dan Akroyd, David Kruithoff, Cyndi Lauper
A man claiming to be Paul's brother Kenny sits in the audience, while amateur dentist David Kriuthoff fidgets with a special camera that can go inside the mouth…
1997-04-02
127
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Brad Garrett, Chris Fonseca
""Colin Dunner"" (Gerard), the lead dancer in the Broadway hit ""Riverdance"" promotes his new videotape ""Riverdancin' to the Oldies."" Also, Will Lee demonst…
1997-04-03
128
John Cusak, Liv Tyler, David Bowie
Mailbag: a man on the street is decapitated by a giant, renegade blue card. Also, Pat Farmer introduces his new segment ""Live Action Editorial Cartoon."" Toni…
1997-04-04
129
Anthony Clark, Joan Lunden, Eryka Badu
Dave says he's discovered he's been combing his hair wrong, so he fidgets with it throughout the show. Also, Zahshu, the ""World's Only Performing Hippo,"" rol…
1997-04-07
130
Norm MacDonald, Justine Bateman, Trace Adkins
""How Many Guys in a Bunny Suit Can Get Into H&R Block?"" Only two, until both are kicked out. Right after the first commercial break, Biff then tries to get i…
1997-04-08
131
Charles Grodin, David Alan Grier, Matthew Sweet
In a running gag that was started two nights before (in homage to something that appeared occasionally on Late Night), Zahshu, ""The World's Only Performing Gol…
1997-04-09
132
Tom Arnold, Bernie Williams, Bush
1997-04-10
133
Kelsey Grammar, Jake Johannsen, Tracy Chapman
Champion weightlifter Magnus Vermagnusson lifts various objects, including Mujibur and Sirajul; Dave comments on his upcoming 50th birthday; Zhushi ""The World'…
1997-04-11
134
Martin Mull, Alicia Witt, Mary J. Blige
Marv Albert interviews accountants, then shows a blooper real along side it; Dave notices that Tony is holding cue cards with gloves on; ""Pat Farmer's Live-Act…
1997-04-21
135
Katie Couric, Roma Downey, INXS
Dave finds a patron named Bob Reedy, in Joe G's Pizza to star in another fake film epic, the Anaconda spoof ""Snakequest 2000."" Quote Dave: ""For the love of g…
1997-04-22
136
Tony Randall, Steven Weber, Wilco
Allen Toussant sits in; Dave announces that in honor of the recent media hoopla over Ellen DeGeneres, the Late Show will now be ""more gay""; Wilco performs ""S…
1997-04-23
137
Lisa Kudrow, Umberto Buccigrossi, Verve Pipe
Biff announces that if Lyndon Johnson were alive today, he would've had a roast beef sandwich for lunch. Also, The Verve Pipe performs ""The Freshman.""
1997-04-24
138
Stupid Human Tricks, Rosie Perez, John Hiatt
On a special Indianapolis-themed night on the Late Show, Dorothy interrupts a comedy bit to give Dave a hug, while Reggie Miller presents the Top Ten.
1997-04-25
139
Kurt Russell, Sinbad, Paula Cole
Rupert Jee drops by to make an important announcement: ""America, I am a lesbian."" This inspires Regis to walk over and give him a hug.
1997-04-28
140
Robin Williams, Tanya Tucker
Dave shows a clip from the latest Charlie Brown Special: Charlie Brown declares, ""I think I'm a lesbian."" Also, two dorky audience members help wash a cab ou…
1997-04-29
141
Alec Baldwin, Joey Lauren Adams, Indigo Girls
It's ""Awards Night"" on the Late Show, as throughout the night Biff presents Gordie Howe with the Stanley Cup, Walter Payton with the Super Bowl Trophy, Bobby …
1997-04-30
142
Garry Shandling, Luke Perry, Wendy Liebman
Wendy Liebman discusses mammograms, while Luke Perry rappels off the side of the theater.
1997-05-01
143
Roseanne, Justin Miller, Chuck Berry
In honor of tonight's audience (all residents of St. Louis and its suburbs), the backdrop is altered to show the city's skyline; Dave shows live footage of the …
1997-05-02
144
Bruce Willis, Elizabeth Hurley, Maxwell
Dave dumps the show early yet again, and after searching high and low in Manhattan, Biff finally finds him demonstrating knife tricks at Benihana's.
1997-05-05
145
John Goodman, Kathleen Quinlan, Hanson
""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get into a Fountain?"" Only about six, as the men in costume are thrown out of Central Park by the NYPD. After the first comm…
1997-05-06
146
Mike Myers, Danny Aiello, Crossbows of Death
Tony Mendez does the Watusi; Biff announces that if Burt Lancaster were alive today, he would've had cream of mushroom soup and a tuna fish sandwich for lunch; …
1997-05-07
147
Billy Crystal, Kristen Johnson, Bee Gees
Rupert stars in a parody of those financial-success tapes that they sell in infomercials, while Kirsten Johnston promotes the 3-D season finale of Third Rock fr…
1997-05-08
148
Ricki Lake, Kirby Puckett, Soul Asylum
With tonight's audience being from the Twin Cities, Dave makes them feel at home by having a faux snow fall in the theater. Also, the Top Ten home office is te…
1997-05-09
149
Cybil Shepard, Darrell Hammond, Linda Eder
Tonight, Dave promises to show things that have never been on television before, including Marv Albert dancing with a giant squirrel, a gay man kissing a lesbia…
1997-05-12
150
Andy Garcia, George Foreman, Travis Tritt
Dancers from Riverdance make a return appearance on the show. Actually, they're staff writers Gerard Mulligan and Eric Kaplan, Leonard Tepper, and financial wiz…
1997-05-13
151
David Hyde Pierce, Dana Delany, Spice Girls
In honor of Late Show's 800th episode, Dave introduces ""Where Are They Now?"" pieces describing the whereabouts of Bernie Kopell, Howie Mandel, Olivia Newton-J…
1997-05-14
152
Helen Hunt, Susie Maroney, Jeffery Tambor
Late Show airs its second and last installment of Peanuts, as Lucy once again foils Charlie Brown's attempt to kick a football: ""Never mess around with a gangs…
1997-05-15
153
Stupid Pet Tricks, Jeff Goldblum, Foo Fighters
With tonight's audience representing Denver, Colorado, Dave interrupts the monologue to introduce an audience guy who ends up proposing to his girlfriend. Late…
1997-05-16
154
Meg Ryan, Lance Henriksen, Mary Chapin-Carpenter
Biff brings out a Billy goat that supposedly won the Kentucky Derby last weekend; Dave leaves the show to play for the New York Yankees, then goes on a half-hea…
1997-05-19
155
Barbara Walters, Ida Doggett, God's Property with Kirk Franklin
After showing past clips of disastrous attempts at stuffing guys in rabbit outfits inside various locales, Dave announces that it's time to play ""How Many Sail…
1997-05-20
156
Richard Simmons, Kelly Preston, Toad the Wet Sprocket
It's time yet again for ""What They Would Have for Lunch if They Were Alive Today"" with Biff Henderson. The celebrity: Dean Martin. The lunch: mac n' cheese.
1997-05-21
157
Matthew Broderick, Nicole Sullivan, Savion Glover & Stomp
""Steven Spielberg"" (Gerard) brags out his new movie The Lost World, while Savion Glover performs a tap dance solo from the hit musical ""Stomp.""
1997-05-22
158
Jason Alexander, Griffin Dunne, Sammy Hagar
Mailbag: a horrific freak accident turns Rupert into the mysterious ""Dr. Meat."" Also, Jason Alexander promotes Love! Valour! Compassion!
1997-05-23
159
Elle MacPherson, Vince Vaughn, Jewel
Remote on the 14th Floor: Late Show staffers Eric Stangel, Matt Roberts, Bob Borden, Rodney Munoz, Christian Breheney, and Eric Kaplan relate their Prom Nightma…
1997-06-02
160
Michael Richards, Rick Reynolds, Steve Winwood
Customer Bob Barrett from Joe's Pizza is invited into the theater to act in the monster movie spectacular ""Ghost Dinosaur '97,"" co-starring Mujibur and Siraju…
1997-06-03
161
Bill Cosby, Elaine Cunningham, Squirrel Nut Zippers
The squash family is represented tonight by a visit from Elaine Cunningham, ""The Zucchini Lady""; Bill Cosby talks about his various medications.
1997-06-04
162
Alicia Silverstone, Andy Dick, John Fogerty
1997-06-05
163
Farrah Fawcett, John Fogerty
Promoting an upcoming TV special, Farrah Fawcett walks out in a boozy daze, complimenting Dave for the view of the skyline when it's really a backdrop, then cra…
1997-06-06
164
Harrison Ford, Steven Wright, Dave Matthews Band
Biff reports from the NBA Finals in Salt Lake City; Dave makes his usual joke about buying his first car at Harrison Ford in Indiana; Dave Matthews Band perform…
1997-06-09
165
Isabella Rossellini, Dave Chapelle, Bono & Larry Mullen
Dave shows an altered clip of President Clinton admitting his dislike for cloning, and later Dave is once again visited by ""the lovely Is-a-bella Ros-sell-ini.…
1997-06-10
166
Jon Stewart, Susan Molinari, Seven Mary Three
Dave turns the hose on pedestrians outside the theater; Jaleel ""Urkel"" White helps ""Les Moonves"" promote CBS' fall lineup; Seven Mary Three performs ""Lucky…
1997-06-11
167
Tom Brokaw, Janeane Garafolo, Sheryl Crow
Tom Brokaw explains why he turned down an offer to leave NBC for CNN: ""Same as you with CBS: more money, smaller audience."" Also, Sheryl Crow performs ""A Ch…
1997-06-12
168
John Travolta, Grant Hill, Sinead O'Connor
Mailbag: ""Farrah Fawcett"" (Calvert) explains her behavior from last week. Also, Kenny ""The Quick-Witted Stagehand"" Sheehan makes his 1000th TV appearance, …
1997-06-13
169
George Carlin, Nick Chinlund, James Taylor
Paul is introduced as ""Radu,"" then shows Dave a Happy Meal toy that looks just like him. Also, Dave hides in an apartment, harassing delivery people as they c…
1997-06-16
170
Kathy Ireland, Jeremy Holz, Michael Story
A new challenge: ""Who Can Hail a Cab First""- a pantsless Mets fan or a pantless Yankees fan? For once, the Mets win the big one.
1997-06-17
171
Matt Lauer, Ruthie Bolton-Holifield, Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Dave gives an audience woman a ham just for being Polish; several members of the cast of Cats go inside FlashDancers; Alan Kalter promotes ""Late Show: The Game…
1997-06-18
172
Julia Roberts, Jon Bon Jovi
Julia Roberts is treated to a clip of her first appearance on Letterman from 1990, only to watch the clip blackened out by NBC. Also, Jon Bon Jovi performs ""J…
1997-06-19
173
Siskel & Ebert, Dermot Mulroney, King Charles Troupe
""Riverdancers"" Gerry Mulligan, Mike McIntee, Eric Kaplan, and Jim Peterson amaze and delight the studio audience and the home viewers in response to a letter …
1997-06-20
174
Marilu Henner, Doug E. Doug, Johnny Lang
Anton is introduced as ""Anton Zip""; Dave shows the audience a chart of who's permitted to be on the show and who isn't; in tonight's remote, Dave goes to a pr…
1997-06-23
175
Nick Turturro, Daisy Fuentes, Motley Crue
The outside cam heads to Joe G's looking for a guy to write a theme song for, where they stumble across Brian and his girlfriend. Also, Dave takes the audience…
1997-06-24
176
Peter Fonda, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Ricki Lee Jones
It's 91 degrees outside, so Biff decides to watch ice melt on the street.
1997-06-25
177
Brian Williams, Diane Cannon, Gil Shaham
A flying saucer heckles Dave from the backdrop, while Dyan Cannon promotes Out to Sea and makes friendly with Dave.
1997-06-26
178
Martin Lawrence, Robert Zemeckis, Sarah McLachlan
Dave declares a guy named Jeff as ""Captain of the Audience,"" helping the host out with menial tasks such as helping present the Top Ten and keeping the audien…
1997-06-27
179
Will Smith, Heidi Klum, Brad Byers
Bowling great Dick Weber sits in with the band; Calvert kicks someone in the nether regions for the shear fun of it; Dave and Paul trade faces.
1997-06-30
180
Jason Priestly, Patricia Richardson, The Cicadas
Dave gets two girls at a nearby cafe to help celebrate Canada Day with Canada Dry®, which gets delivered by a Mountie; to continue a running gag started the pre…
1997-07-01
181
Tom Arnold, Mitchell Libonati, Blur
During the ""Supermarket Finds"" segment, Dave takes a sample of something called ""White Fungus"" and spits it out; another bowling great (Marshall Holman) sit…
1997-07-02
182
Evander Holyfield, Lee Marek, Sarah Silverman
Dave talks about the a new unauthorized autobiography of Martha Stewart; tonight's guest bowler is Hall of Famer Carmen Salvino; Dave appears in a 50's-style ci…
1997-07-03
183
Martin Short, Manny the Hippie, Fang Fang
Pro bowler Nelson Burton, Jr. sits in; during Mailbag, Tom Arnold bits his own ear off; Manny the Hippie resurfaces; for the second year in a row, Dave sends au…
1997-07-04
184
Don Rickles, Brendan Fraser, En Vogue
Dave shows off his new, shorter haircut; an audience member sings the theme song from Grease; Tim Allen presents the Top Ten.
1997-07-14
185
Tim Robbins, Jackie Chan, Shawn Colvin
It's a balmy 97 degrees outside, so Biff fries an egg on the sidewalk, later adding bacon and toast.
1997-07-15
186
Mary Tyler Moore, Querbe Tirmizi, Matchbox 20
Dave interviews NYC taxi driver Querbe Tirmizi, who returned $30,000 he found in his cab.
1997-07-16
187
Nathan Lane, Robey Morgan, Third Eye Blind
Dave begins a month-long campaign to run into the ground his current favorite phrase: ""Something from the meat case, Linda?"" Also, Dave, Tony Randall, and a d…
1997-07-17
188
Robert Pastorelli, Craig Kilborn, Live
1997-07-18
189
Pauly Shore, Leslie Mann, Puff Daddy
Dave congratulates Paul on being #6 on the Forbes 500; Biff and Eric Kaplan explain how they make Dave's coffee mug levitate; Sean ""Puff Daddy"" Combs, Faith E…
1997-07-21
190
Kids Tell Jokes, Mario Andretti, John Hiatt
It's time once again for ""King of the Meats,"" the mano-a-mano kosher competition between Rupert of Hello Deli and Amando Vasquez of the nearby Stage Deli. Am…
1997-07-22
191
John Turturro, Kathy Kinney, Radish
Harrison Ford reports from Hawaii; in the debut edition of ""Pointless Celebrity Cameo Theater,"" Calvert, Regis, and Tony Randall stand around like goons while…
1997-07-23
192
Dan Rather, Kathy Griffin, k.d. Lang
The Harrison Ford World Tour (in which he's promoting The Devil's Own) makes a stop in Paris, France; Dave suggests the Paul legally change his name to ""Radu""…
1997-07-24
193
Samuel L. Jackson, Barry Sonnenfeld
During ""CBS Mailbag,"" we look into a day in the life of a ""Accident-Prone Blood-Gorged Tick"" (Leonard Tepper).
1997-07-25
194
Jennifer Anniston, Brian Regan, William H. Macy
It's so hot outside that Biff tries to start a fire on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass and a bundle of sticks, as members from New York's Fire Department s…
1997-07-28
195
Norm MacDonald, Phylicia Rashad, Jamiroquai
Dave gets four galpals from West Virginia to go on a tour of the city with Biff; Physilla Rashad promotes her sitcom Cosby; Jamiroquai performs the #1 hit ""Vir…
1997-07-29
196
Charles Grodin, Billy Connolly, David Byrne
Dave congratulates Rob Burnett upon the birth of his daughter; a ""What's On Other Channels"" bit is interrupted by a car honking, courtesy of Creepy Dave; Davi…
1997-07-30
197
Julia Roberts, Blues Traveler
John Popper sits in with the band; Dave asks a paramedic about a piece of carrot he ""horked"" into his left lung during lunch today; Julia Roberts promotes Con…
1997-07-31
198
Tony Danza, Michael Rapaport
Dave shows some ""Surprising Facts About Celebrities."" Later, Tony Danza promotes his new sitcom.
1997-08-01
199
Bob Dole, Bill Bellamy, Ziggy Marley & the Melody Makers
Dave presents a Wall Street quiz; Bob Dole talks about retirement.
1997-08-04
200
Ray Liotta, David Brenner, Natalie Desselle
Deliberately-obvious stunt doubles pose as Dave and Paul showing off their bike skills, while Dave carves a sculpture of Paul made from butter; a man claiming t…
1997-08-05
201
Jay Thomas, Annabella Sciorra, Tonic
Jay Thomas shows Dave a tape of himself spitting out something during a recent television appearance. The footage is repeated several times.
1997-08-06
202
Sylvester Stallone, Tommy LaSorda
Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Biff reports from the Garth Brooks concert in Central Park and meets ""Garth"" himself (Leonard Tepper).
1997-08-07
203
Demi Moore, Jay Mohr, Aerosmith
The new sitcom ""The Letterman Family"" is promoted, starring Dave, Tony Randall, and Nadine Hennally. Later, Demi Moore shaves an audience member's head.
1997-08-08
204
Tom Selleck, Billy Joel
Dave feeds Tom Selleck some avocados. Later, they make a crank phone call to Al Roker.
1997-08-18
205
Barbara Walters, Charles Dutton, Morrissey
Barbara Walters promotes her new talk show, ""The View.""
1997-08-19
206
Mira Sorvino, Jeff Altman, Coolio
Dave compares President Clinton's 51st birthday to meatloaf. Later, he chats with his old friend Jeff Altman.
1997-08-20
207
Donald Trump, Janine Turner, Ruth Brown & Bonnie Raitt
""The Donald"" talks about a recent boat trip. Later, Janine Turner promotes ""Leave It To Beaver.""
1997-08-21
208
Alicia Silverstone, Bev Tanner, George Miller
Alicia Silverstone promotes her new movie Excess Baggage.
1997-08-22
209
Vanessa Williams, Joe Montana
Dave announces that he is starring in the ""Late Show of Passion,"" which is just like the Late Show, except that it's dubbed so it looks like a telenovela. La…
1997-08-25
210
Paul Reiser, Tia Carrera, Echo & the Bunnymen
1997-08-26
211
Laurence Fishburne, Jonathan Katz, Paula Cole
Tonight's Top Ten is interrupted by a phone call from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska: ""It's not all that funny anymore."" Meanwhile, Biff wreaks havoc in …
1997-08-27
212
Tom Arnold, Mehgan Heany-Grear, Dane Cook
Dave complains about the dog days of summer.
1997-08-28
213
Stupid Human Tricks, Danny Aiello, Radiohead
Warren is run over by a car; during ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" Douglas Pierce plays the ""Jeopardy"" theme on his hands; Dave bids a fond farewell to head writer …
1997-08-29
Season 5 · 1997 · 203 episodes
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1
Terry Bradshaw, Carmen Electra, Eddie Brill
Dave shows highlights from the annual Labor Day staff cookout on 53rd Street; Terry Bradshaw and stagehand Corky Ramirez both inexplicably break into song.
1997-09-01
2
Steven Seagal, Brittany Starr, Beck
Warren is caught watching tennis on TV; Dave harasses teen talk show host John Hall; Beck performs ""Devil's Haircut.""
1997-09-02
3
Joan Lunden, Chris Rock, Fiona Apple
Viewers at home receive the rare opportunity to see the new audience orientation tape (starring Leonard Tepper). Later, Fiona Apple performs ""Criminal.""
1997-09-03
4
Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Robert Carlyle
1997-09-04
5
Kevin Kline, Jamie Foxx, Sugar Ray
On Warren's last night filling in for Paul, he receives a ""Deputy of Comedy"" badge. Later, Sugar Ray performs ""Fly.""
1997-09-05
6
Danny DeVito, Patrick Rafter, Tim McGraw
Paul returns from filming ""Blues Brothers 2000"" with a shaved head. Meanwhile, Dave, Biff, Regis, Al Roker, and Bob Barker harass people in Central Park.
1997-09-08
7
Salma Hayek, Joan Cusak, Louie Anderson
Dave calls the pay phone island outside so that an unsuspecting tourist could participate in a comedy skit. When nobody picks up a phone, Dave goes on the stre…
1997-09-09
8
Noah Wylie, Damon Wayons, Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot
Dave is so fascinated by Paul's shaved head (introduced last night) that he has to talk about it at the beginning of the show.
1997-09-10
9
Andie MacDowell, Cynthia Cooper, Nanci Griffith & Darius Rucker
Paul writes a song for a trucker who participated in ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Dave chats with WNBA MVP Cynthia Cooper.
1997-09-11
10
Jennifer Jason Leigh, Starr Jones, Bee Gees
Dave chats with CBS star ""Steve Urkel"" (Gerard), while Star Jones plugs ""The View.""
1997-09-12
11
George Clooney, Bill Cosby
Dave listens to the philosophies of second-graders in ""Dave Talks to Kids""; George Clooney promotes ""The Peacemaker.""
1997-09-22
12
Nicole Kidman, Gregory Hines, God's Property
Biff delivers a housewarming gift to a Hooters franchise that just opened, and they send back buffalo wings. Later, an NBC nurse tends to Nicole Kidman's cold.
1997-09-23
13
Jennifer Lopez, Michael Lamonico, Bill Engvall
Dave discusses aerosol cheese with last minute guest Chef Michael Lomonaco who says, ""It's great when you're driving, actually. You get a little squirt when yo…
1997-09-24
14
Alec Baldwin, Jonathan Lipnicki, Deana Carter
Richard Simmons interupts ""Know Your Current Events""; Drew Carey presents ""Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office""; 7-year-old Jonathan Lipnicki promotes hi…
1997-09-25
15
Kim Basinger, Ray Ramano, Jackson Browne
In a return to the popular theme nights of yore, the entire LATE SHOW audience consists of freshmen from NYU. During the show, Candice Bergen presents a specia…
1997-09-26
16
Fourth Anniversary Special
Dave shows some of his favorite remotes, segments, and comedy clips from the first four years of ""The Late Show.""
1997-09-29
17
Fran Drescher, Ryan Tripp, Brooks & Dunn
Bob Borden finally gets to meet Jaleel ""Urkel"" White, while Paul composes a musical number about pastries that resemble celebrities.
1997-09-29
18
Michael J. Fox, Sarah O'Hare, Patti Smith
Dave gives a local named Tom Worzall ten seconds of air time, then chats with Wonderbra model Sarah O'Hare.
1997-09-30
19
Cameron Diaz, Adam Arkin, Veniamin
Cameron Diaz promotes ""A Life Less Ordinary,"" while the famed contortionist Veniamin does a demonstration.
1997-10-01
20
Matt Lauer, Ryan Kurlander, Sheryl Crow
Dave comments on the Yankees playoff chances, then chats with new ""Today"" co-host Matt Lauer.
1997-10-02
21
Elle MacPherson, Jon Tenney, Elvis Costello & the Fairfield Four
Dave shows (bogus) NASA footage of Mir; the Dutch Mariachis sing ""Happy Birthday"" to Biff.
1997-10-03
22
Dan Aykroyd, Jack Hanna, Boyz II Men
Dave and Paul visit the ""International Hair Forum""; Dan Aykroyd promotes ""Soul Man"" and plays the harmonica.
1997-10-06
23
Bryant Gumbel, Harland Williams, Everclear
Joe G. stars in the new crime drama ""Joey Ventura,"" and clips from the show are scattered throughout the night; Dave gives Paul crap for bumping into a camera…
1997-10-07
24
John Lithgow, Christy Turlington, Foo Fighters
Dave watches leaves turn and nails dry, and an audience member's receives and smokes his first cigar.
1997-10-08
25
James Belushi, Christina Ricci, Oasis
Throughout the night, Leonard plugs his new show, ""Leonard Tepper's Hidden Video."" Later, Jim Belushi promotes ""Total Security.""
1997-10-09
26
Uma Thurman, Mark Wahlberg, Eddie Izzard
""Dr."" Bill DeLace comments on seasonal allergies; Mark Wahlberg promotes ""Boogie Nights.""
1997-10-10
27
David Duchovny, Emily Mae Young, Todd Barry
1997: Stagehand and accomplished thespian Kenny Sheehan is seen in clips from ""The Today Show,"" ""Guiding Light,"" ""Cosby,"" ""The People's Court,"" and ""Sp…
1997-10-13
28
Tom Brokaw, Stevie Starr, Green Day
After Dave shows clips of past bunny antics, the Late Show presents ""How Many Guys in Bunny Suits Can Get in the Times Square Disney Store?"" The answer: Three…
1997-10-14
29
Nathan Lane, Chalize Theron, Carly Simon
Paul introduces this year's National League champions, the Atlanta Braves, until Dave tells him that the Florida Marlins actually won. Later, Carly Simon and J…
1997-10-15
30
Mike Wallace, Kelly Montieth, LL Cool J
Dave presents ""The Story Behind the Story: The Rolling Stones,"" which looks at the dramatic and emotionally draining production of a ""Behind the Music""-type…
1997-10-16
31
Robert Pastorelli, Harmony Korine, Smash Mouth
WCBS-TV presents a skit about a pancake that looks like Paul. Later, Robert Pastorelli promotes his new drama ""Cracker.""
1997-10-17
32
Mariah Carey, Anthony Clark
Dave shows (bogus) footage of businessmen jumping out of windows on Wall Street; we take a look at ""What Dave Did with the Extra Hour from Standard Time""; Mar…
1997-10-27
33
Maria Martiromo, Penn & Teller, Amy Grant
Following yesterday's sell-off on Wall Street, Dave shows footage of deceased stockbrokers ascending back through windows after today's market recovery. Later,…
1997-10-28
34
Ellen Barkin, Bobby Bonilla, Angelo Massagli
Biff plays ""Let's Scare the Crap Out of Rupert Jee,"" while Dave interviews Bobby Bonilla of the World Series Champion Florida Marlins.
1997-10-29
35
Kid Scientists, David Hyde Pierce, Andy Greene
Lee Marek helps Dave out with a sextet of Kid Scientists.
1997-10-30
36
Stupid Human Tricks, Naomi Campbell, Bobby Brown
In honor of the new movie ""Boogie Nights,"" Dave shows bogus clips of Paul and Nadine Hennelly in 70's-era porno films. Meanwhile, Tony impresses Dave with hi…
1997-10-31
37
John Travolta, Cybill Shepard, Kuznetsov Troupe
Dave shows a picture of production associate Tara Callahan, who ran in the New York Marathon; John Travolta plugs Face-Off; Martin Short appears for exactly thi…
1997-11-03
38
Danny Aiello, Helena Bonham Carter, Mandy & Dora Lee Patinkin
1997: We go to Joe G.'s in search of a political candidate, and we find an unsuspecting patron named Lee Holt. Later in the show, Lee becomes the subject of a …
1997-11-04
39
Sarah Ferguson, Kelly McGillis, Leann Rimes
Dave, Paul, Alan, Calvert, and Anton (as ""Buddy"") star in ""Late Show: The Movie."" Also, Rudy Guiliani (poorly) disguises himself as a audience member in th…
1997-11-05
40
Harry Connick Jr., Pamela Lee
Dave shows a fake ad for a PBS documentary about the band KISS. Later, a lady in the audience who Dave accidentally threw a blue card near is now wearing a cer…
1997-11-06
41
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Heather Matarazzo, B.B. King & Tracy Chapman
Casey Kasem introduces the ""Late Show Chair of Mystery."" Also, BB King and Tracy Chapman perform a soulful duet.
1997-11-07
42
Wesley Snipes, Naomi Judd, Martina Hingis
""Master Mentalist"" Pat Farmer does a demonstration on Kenny Sheehan; singer-restaurateur Naomi Judd cooks a family recipe for Dave.
1997-11-10
43
Claire Danes, Michelle Kwan, Lorrie Morgan
Dave makes a bad phone call for an audience member, then comments on Marv Albert's legal troubles.
1997-11-11
44
Marv Albert, Daniel Scribner & Tylin Hall, John Fogerty
The greatest six minutes in Late Show history: When the Top Ten card is missing, Dave runs out of the theater, is hit by a cab, runs into Al Roker, and goes int…
1997-11-12
45
Bill Murray, Alison Eastwood, Matchbox 20
Live from the Edwards Air Force Base, Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton race to earn the title of ""World's Fastest Movie Star."" Also, Bill Murray plugs ""T…
1997-11-13
46
Don Rickles, Heather Graham, Lou Reed
During Mailbag, Gerard performs a Broadway-style number about the possibility of him getting fired. Also, Heather Graham plugs ""Boogie Nights.""
1997-11-14
47
Richard Simmons, Venus Williams, Wynonna
Dave plugs the new CD ""Live on Letterman,"" then goes door-to-door offering to rake leaves.
1997-11-17
48
Tom Arnold, Kordell Stewart, Elvis Costello
It's another ""Quarterback Challenge"" as Pittsburgh Steelers field general Kordell Stewart and Dave aim footballs at a water tower across the street from the E…
1997-11-18
49
Sigourney Weaver, David Brenner, Trischa Yearwood
Dave (supposedly) calls the Butterball Turkey Handling Hotline, while two mailmen (Leonard and Gerard) present a U.S. Post Office-sanctioned message about on-th…
1997-11-19
50
Danny DeVito, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Tony Mendez interrupts Dave, pointing out that he's missing a cue card. It turns out it was with Tony Randall all along.
1997-11-20
51
Kirstie Alley, Luke Perry, Shengyang Acrobats
Dave shows a (bogus) ad for a Clinton phone sex hotline, while Kirstie Alley plugs ""Veronica's Closet.""
1997-11-21
52
John Cusak, Natalie Portman, Stomp with Bill Irwin
Paul leaves the show to hosts his own spinoff chatfest; comedian Bill Irwin; the cast of ""Stomp"" performs.
1997-11-24
53
Kids Tell Jokes, Marisa Tomei, James Taylor
Dave brings in cab driver Carlos Andrede, who becomes the master of ceremonies in the hastily-produced ""Carlos Andrede Thanksgiving Day Parade,"" featuring per…
1997-11-25
54
Stupid Pet Tricks, Anthony Edwards, Joost Elffers
A high school marching band from Memphis storms through the audience after ""Know Your Current Events.""
1997-11-26
55
Kevin Spacey, Art Donovan, Wallflowers
It's time for another call to Dave's mom to play ""Guess the Pies""; tonight, she's baked coconut butterscotch pecan pie and cherry pie as well as a sculpted he…
1997-11-27
56
Jon Stewart, John Witherspoon, Days of the New
During Mailbag, Dave bags groceries. Also, in spoof of those high-related FOX specials, Dave and Paul reveal one of the magician's secrets.
1997-11-28
57
Courteney Cox, Peyton Manning, Shania Twain
Grover Washington, Jr. sits in; Dave shows a Sing and Snore Ernie that he bought yesterday, and it's head tragically comes off with blood gushing out; Dave and …
1997-12-08
58
Helen Hunt, Terrell Davis, Chumbawamba
1997-12-09
59
Sir Anthony Hopkins, Eric Lindros, Enya
1997-12-10
60
Nathan Lane, Hazelle Goodman, Mitch Fatel
The outside cam reveals Buddy (Bill Clinton's dog) trying to get inside Hooters. Also, Nathan Lane sings a brief song about Hanukkah.
1997-12-11
61
Alex D Linz, Jerry O'Connell, Bryan Adams
During Mailbag, Dave and Paul give birth to septuplets. Also, child actor Alex D. Linz plugs ""Home Alone 3.""
1997-12-12
62
Kevin Costner, Tyra Banks, Nina & Nickolai
Dave and Tony go to Giants Stadium so Tony can be a kicker, with a little help from Giants coach Jim Fassel, plus kickers Brad Daluiso and Danny Kanell; a man c…
1997-12-15
63
Pam Grier, Tom Everett Scott, James Brown
A plastic Statue of Liberty, a giant meatball, and a pile of bagels are placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree. Later in the show, a preacher in the aud…
1997-12-16
64
Greg Kinnear, Djimon Hounsou, Ben Folds Five
Dave annoys Paul with his impersonation of John Wayne speaking French: ""Bonjour, mon ami.""
1997-12-17
65
Leslie Nelson, Michelle Yeoh, Hanson
Dave shows a (bogus) clip of him as a 50's-era child actor, while Biff receives Foster's Lager ® from an Australian audience member.
1997-12-18
66
Pierce Brosnan, Lou Holtz
""James Bond"" (Tom Manino) comes up from the audience at Dave's insistance. Later in the show, Pierce Bronson and his doppleganger go one-on-one. Also, Paul …
1997-12-19
67
Joan Lunden, Angelo Massaglini, G. Love with Special Sauce & Dr. John
In honor of the week's top-grossing film, Titanic, the stage floods with water. Also, Rupert introduces ""Rudolph, the Littlest Reindeer.""
1997-12-22
68
Terry Bradshaw, Billy Zane, Darlene Love
It's ""Holiday Tradition Night"" on the Late Show: Another Darlene Love/Bette Sussman performance of ""Christmas (Baby Please Come Home),"" along with another P…
1997-12-23
69
Quentin Tarantino, Anne Heche, Kenny Wayne Shepard Band
During Mailbag, ""The Biff Henderson Celebrity Telephone Interview"" interrogates a man claiming to be Dick Clark. Later in the show, during Dave's interview w…
1997-12-26
70
Bridget Fonda, Matt Damon, Allan Harvey
David Sanborn sits in; Ms. Markey's kindergarten kids in Bowie, MD each write an essay titled ""If I Could Have One Wish""; Bridget Fonda promotes ""Jackie Brow…
1997-12-29
71
Marilu Henner, Leila Kenzle, George Miller
Dave talks about his plans for New Year's.
1997-12-30
72
Samuel L. Jackson, Howie Long, Louie C.K.
Like he does every year, Dave regales us with another one of his far-fetched New Year's stories. After Leon Pendarvis brings him down to earth, Dave confesses …
1998-01-05
73
Tom Brokaw, Tobey Maquire, Fiona Apple
Leon's still here; a customer from Joe G's stars in the quickie movie ""Titanic: Death Boat ‘98""; the outside-cam reveals radioactive steam coming out of the…
1998-01-06
74
Norm MacDonald, Peta Wilson, Streb
Recently deposed ""Weekend Update"" anchorman Norm MacDonald vents his anger to Dave; daredevil dance group Streb performs.
1998-01-07
75
Minnie Driver, Paul Simon, Cast of The Capeman
Marc Anthony and the Broadway cast members perform a song from Paul Simon's new musical ""The Capeman.""
1998-01-08
76
Penelope Ann Miller, Terry Pledger, Collective Soul
CBS Mailbag: Chris Schmitt of Ottawa, Kansas asks why Biff has a scowl on his face. Biff comes onstage as a lobster is hooked on his backside. Later, Dave expla…
1998-01-09
77
Robin Williams, Dave Chappelle, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham
Mick Fleetwood sits in, and later he plays drums for tonight's musical guests, fellow Fleetwood Mac members Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham.
1998-01-12
78
Bill Pullman, Jim Breuer, Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham
Mick Fleetwood sits in again, now joined by pianist Allen Toussaint. Also, tonight's ""May We See Your Photos, Please?"" is a surprising disappointment, as the…
1998-01-13
79
Peter O'Toole, Martin Scorcese
""Dave Sucks"" is spray-painted onto the World Trade Center, while ""The Masked Magician"" (Pat Farmer) performs a dangerous trick on Kenny Sheehan.
1998-01-14
80
Kenneth Branagh, Spice Girls, Jim Nantz
Biff has hot towels for the audience, while the Spice Girls perform ""Stop.""
1998-01-15
81
Ben Stiller, Sandra Bernhard, Jars of Clay
Mailbag: Biff stars in the Swedish sitcom knockoff ""Mjørk and Minde."" Also, famed session keyboardist Chuck Leavell sits in.
1998-01-16
82
Michael Isikoff, Sarah Ferguson
Dave finds three girls in the audience that have never slept with President Clinton; Bob Borden covers the Super Bowl, so Dave implies that Sparky Mortimer can …
1998-01-26
83
Robert Duvall, Kennedy, Emmylou Harris
Dave brings out his top intern Duane, who might be a Chippendale dancer on the side. Also, Dave complains about Late Show knockoffs and shows as an example ""T…
1998-01-27
84
Michael Keaton, Brian Williams, Blues Traveller
John Popper sits in; Dave does the first of his many all-Clinton monologues.
1998-01-28
85
David Spade, Justin Miller, Jeff Garlin
Ruth Brown sits in, while Dave makes crepes with child cooking prodigy Justin Miller.
1998-01-29
86
Ethan Hawke, Merrill Markoe
Paul performs a song promoting Tom Selleck's appearance next week, while Dave and Merrill Markoe pretend to flirt.
1998-01-30
87
Tom Arnold, Steve Forbes, Jake Johannsen
Throughout the week, guitarist Mike Campbell fills in for Felicia, who has the flu; Dave mentions that yesterday was the sixteenth anniversary of the debut of L…
1998-02-02
88
John Goodman, Mitch Hedberg, Jeff Gordon
Anton introduced as Prince Randusi of Senegal; Mike Campbell is still here; ten interns present the Top Ten; John Goodman shows a clip of him jumping into a fou…
1998-02-03
89
Dan Akroyd, Naomi Campbell, Duncan Sheik
Dan Aykroyd promotes Blues Brothers 2000, which, might I add, co-stars Paul Shaffer. Also, Duncan Sheik performs ""Everyone, Everywhere.""
1998-02-04
90
Dan Rather, Honeymoon the pig, Cast of Ragtime
Dave chats Pam Amba and ""Honeymoon,"" the pig that saved her life.
1998-02-05
91
Drew Barrymore, Shania Twain
It's the opening of the Winter Olympics, so Dave announces miniature Ski-Jumping Dogs in the backdrop. Also, live via satellite, Dave chats with his mom in Naga…
1998-02-06
92
Richard Simmons, John Elway
Throughout the night, ski-jumping dogs perform in the backdrop; Felicia returns; Dorothy Letterman makes her first report from Nagano.
1998-02-09
93
Bill Cosby, Blues Brothers
Remote: Dave goes door-to-door in New Jersey again, this time to ask about the Winter Olympics. Also, to promote their new film, the reunited Blues Brothers Ba…
1998-02-10
94
Stupid Human Tricks, Cindy Crawford, Jonny Moseley
Jonny ""Big Air"" Moseley, Gold-medal winner for Mogul Skiing, shows off the large pieces of whitebread being served to the American Olympians.
1998-02-11
95
Adam Sandler, Jack Hanna
While playing ""Know Your Current Events,"" a soon-to-be unemployed stewardess for United Airlines tells Dave, ""Passengers are our worst enemy."" Also, ten US…
1998-02-12
96
Bruce Willis, LeAnn Rimes & Bryan White
Live via satellite, it's Dave's mom at the Winter Olympics in Nagano, Japan, where she introduces a skiing monkey. She also presents the Top Ten.
1998-02-13
97
Heather Locklear, Tom Selleck
Live via satellite in Nagano, Japan: Dorothy's feeling under the weather, Biff and his wife Carolyn chat with Winter Olympic athletes. Also, Tony shows us a cu…
1998-02-16
98
Mike Myers, Paula Cole
Mike Myers chats with (live via satellite) his mother, while Dorothy interrogates Picabo Street.
1998-02-17
99
Nathan Lane, Bingo Granny
Regis, Paul, Mujibur and Sirajul help Dave learn how to skate a la Kristi Yamiguchi, while Dave and Jerry Foley observe and interview ""Future Olympic Hopefuls.…
1998-02-18
100
Bob Dole, Marilyn Manson
Almost halfway into the show, Dave suddenly leaves and gets into a cab that drives to Mexico, then San Francisco. Dave then boats across the Pacific, stops in J…
1998-02-19
101
Stupid Pet Tricks, Jonny Moseley
In ""Day in New York City with Olympic Judges,"" the one female judge gives Dave's performance in bed a 2.8; during Stupid Pet Tricks, Biff demonstrates a trick…
1998-02-20
102
Jeff Bridges, Nikki Stone, John Fogerty
Paul Newman drops by to annoy Dave; outtakes from last week's ""Olympic Hopefuls"" piece are shown; Dave persuades a less-than-homesick Dorothy to go back to In…
1998-02-23
103
Kelsey Grammer, Sarah Tueting & Cammi Granato, Sarah McLachlan
Dave points out that Rob Burnett made a cameo on last night's episode of Cosby; the editors of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue reveal that most of the pho…
1998-02-24
104
Susan Sarandon, Eric Bergoust, Aretha Franklin
David ""Fathead"" Newman sits in on sax; Bob Borden reports from the Grammys; Dave shows an ad for ""Saddam's Beret Bazaar.""
1998-02-25
105
David Schwimmer, Chris Witty, Shawn Colvin
1998-02-26
106
Kate Winslet, Tara Lipinski, Ray Romano
1998-02-27
107
Patrick Stewart, Frank Urbancic, Joan Cusak
As usual, Dave cheats in his annual competition with the World Grocery Bagging Champion. This years' sucker: Frank Urbancic. Also, Dave shows a (bogus) clip of …
1998-03-02
108
Kid Scientists, Gabriel Byrne, Richie Sambora
In the latest ""Kid Scientists"" segment, Lee Marek and his prodigies demonstrate the concept of heat. Also, Richie Sambora performs ""All That Really Matters.…
1998-03-03
109
Helena Bonham Carter, Peter Fonda, Loreena McKennitt
Biff's latest celebrity interview involves a fat, bald guy claiming to be Leonardo DiCaprio.
1998-03-04
110
Siskel & Ebert, Karl Malone, Mark Chesnutt
Gerard hosts ""The Making of the Top Ten,"" a short documentary that reveals more about the writers' animosity towards Dave than the comedy bit that's being pro…
1998-03-05
111
Norm MacDonald, Richie Stachowski
Mailbag: Dave and his bodyguard (Bill DeLace) have a falling out. Also, Dave chats with 12-year-old inventor/entrepreneur Richie Stachowski, creator of Water T…
1998-03-06
112
Emma Thompson, Alex Zanardi, Willie Nelson & Emmylou Harris
Dave wears glasses for the duration of the show (a sign of things to come); Sean Pelton fills in for Anton, whom Dave dubs ""Anton Zippy Stickwork;"" Wilford Br…
1998-03-16
113
John Travolta, Jack Johnson, The Chieftains
It looks at first like the studio is being filled with green beer, but it turns out that one of the camera lenses have been tinted; ""Leonardo DiCaprio"" (Gerar…
1998-03-17
114
Bill Murray, Eddie Izzard, Gheorge Meuresun
1998-03-18
115
Dennis Hopper, Robert Klein, Patricia Heaton
1998-03-24
116
Charles Grodin, Edward Burns, Marcy Playground
Dave shows a (bogus) ad for British Airways that is bursting with disclaimers; Laurie Diamond milks a cow backstage; another edition of ""Please Stop Calling Me…
1998-03-25
117
Dolly Parton, Bob Hoskins
Biff hangs with the New York Yankees during Spring Training, while everybody in the audience gets free tickets to fly on British Airways.
1998-03-26
118
Al Franken, Lauren Holly, Ani DiFranco
Paul is introduced as ""Ramone Conde""; Dave introduces Mishi, the world record holder for smallest man alive, and later Mishi holds a kitty to demonstrate his …
1998-03-27
119
Evander Holyfield, Joseph Loveland, Michael Moore
Paul is introduced as Al Roker; throughout the night, Pat Farmer throws basketballs from the roof and into a bathtub on 53rd Street; Dave complains that the bal…
1998-03-30
120
Don Rickles, Mimi Rogers, Steve Miller
Biff reports on Yankees Spring Training, where he follows/stalks Paul O'Neill. Also, Steve Miller performs ""Fly Like An Eagle.""
1998-03-31
121
Alec Baldwin, Heather Graham, Barenaked Ladies
Paul is introduced as Cubby O'Brien; Heather Graham meets The Guy on Fire; Alec Baldwin helps Heather in a weird April Fool's gag in which they sign off and wis…
1998-04-01
122
Tom Brokaw, Ice Cube, Natalie Imbruglia
Bruce Willis is live via satellite in Idaho from the set of his upcoming film ""Breakfast of Champions."" All night long he's inside a television monitor that b…
1998-04-02
123
Tom Hanks, Matt Medenweldt, Scott Weiland
Tom Hanks interrupts the monologue because he and Dave are dressed alike; throughout the night, spelling bee champ Edmund Gillette stands next to Rob's desk and…
1998-04-03
124
Matt LeBlanc, Natasha Henstridge, The Lynns
Dave appears in student films as a side income, while Bob Borden runs throughout the city searching for Leonardo DiCaprio.
1998-04-06
125
Quentin Tarantino, Steven Weber, Clint Black
Clint Black sits in; Dave comments on the hot new drug Viagra, then shows a bogus ad for The Teletubbies.
1998-04-07
126
James Belushi, Lacey Chabert, Robbie Robertson
Throughout the night, Bob Borden tries to set off car alarms directly outside the theater; Dave announces that The Guy on Fire is willing to perform for $2700 a…
1998-04-08
127
Val Kilmer, Jimmie Walker, cast of Cabaret
After mentioning a minor disagreement from earlier today, Dave announces his ""blood feud"" with director Jerry Foley; Mujibur and Sirajul appear on Jerry Sprin…
1998-04-09
128
Billy Crystal, Hatty Jones, Tori Amos
During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks if Dave has any plans to air his show from the space shuttle. Somehow as a response, astronaut Buzz Aldrin is seen hitting go…
1998-04-10
129
Gwyneth Paltrow, Harmony Korine, Wyclef Jean
Dave announces the birth of Jerry Foley's son; after showing footage from last year of Rob Burnett unwittingly scaring his young daughter in a Easter Bunny suit…
1998-04-20
130
Claire Danes, George Miller, Matthew Ryan
The Guy Not on Fire announces that he is now available for commercials and endorsements, and later in the show he is seen in an ad for Sizzler. Also, Danny DeV…
1998-04-21
131
Jason Alexander, Isabella Rossellini, Steve Earle
The Guy Not on Fire appears in his first paid ad (for Elite Computers); a chat with Jason Alexander is interrupted by another inane special report by Alan Richa…
1998-04-22
132
Ricki Lake, Vaughn Cordle, Rita Wilson
""Know Your Current Events"" is interrupted so that The Man Not on Fire can pitch the Biore® self-heating mask. Later in the show, Dave admits that he's on a g…
1998-04-23
133
Jennifer Aniston, Jerry Springer, Al Green
Amongst the festivities of ""Chicago Night"": Jerry Springer's bouncers stand on opposite sides of the stage; The Man Not on Fire appears in an ad for Gold Coa…
1998-04-24
134
Marisa Tomei, Ryan Leaf, Alana Davis
Dave persuades an audience member named Gary to shave off his beard; The man who was on fire, then wasn't and is now on fire again promotes Kraus Chiropractic i…
1998-04-27
135
Jack Hanna, Ray Allen, Dave Matthews Band
Willie ""Blue Moon"" Watts sits in on pedal guitar; Dave announces that there have been some technical difficulties they may prevent Johnny Depp from appearing …
1998-04-28
136
Patrick Swayze, Hugh Hefner
The latest roll call suggests that The Guy on Fire has officially sold out when he runs across the stage (in flames, of course) holding a sign for Highland Meta…
1998-04-29
137
Gena Lee Nolan, Mark Wahlberg, Brian Regan
A monkey assumes power in the control room, while the Top Ten is interrupted by Antoine's Po' Boys and Deli spokesperson The Man on Fire.
1998-04-30
138
Stupid Human Tricks, Norm MacDonald, Pearl Jam
Tonight's ""Stupid Human Tricks"": Richard Anthony of Ontario reaches back over his shoulder and gives himself a wedgie; John Rites of Nebraska fits three McDon…
1998-05-01
139
Elle MacPherson, Jon Favreau, Usher
Maynard Ferguson sits in again; Paul runs the Kentucky Derby; Dave shows a microphone plaque he got from the staff.
1998-05-04
140
Donald Trump, Jayson Williams, Cast of Home Coming, Trisha Yearwood
The cast of the faux musical ""Homecoming"" performs a show-stopping number. Also, Trisha Yearwood performs ""Never Let You Go Again.""
1998-05-05
141
Sally Field, Philip Bigler, Lyle Lovett
Biff tries out tobacco juice spin art; Dave shows a clip from last night's show in which he mixed up ""Viagra"" with ""Niagara""; Biff teaches Sally Field how t…
1998-05-06
142
Matt Lauer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Green Day
Dave promotes his new talk show summer camp, while Green Day performs ""King for a Day.""
1998-05-07
143
Marilu Henner, Jim Lovell
Biff goes to Texas to learn to be a cowboy, and to make tonight's audience (residents of Houston) feel more at home, Lyle Lovett shows up to sing an old Hank Wi…
1998-05-08
144
Fran Drescher, Bob Berman, Faith Hill
Dave visits a group of sailors on the audience, and one of them does a push-up onstage; Dave shows the audience today's (bogus) edition of The Family Circus; Fa…
1998-05-11
145
Christopher Reeve, Hanson
Dave shows another bogus ""Family Circus"" cartoon; Paul is discovered cheering on Hanson with a small army of teenyboppers outside.
1998-05-12
146
Warren Beatty, Wayne Knight, Bonnie Raitt
Dave notices the standby audience really has nothing to do, so makes them do a jigsaw puzzle. When they finish it at the end of the show, we see that it's an …
1998-05-13
147
Jim Breuer, Tara Lipinski, Foo Fighters
Dave gripes about the eight-minute late start for the show tonight due to golf coverage. Rapidly becoming despondent, he picks up a bottle of tequila and tosse…
1998-05-14
148
Richard Simmons, Beau Jaques and the Zydeco Highrollers
Continuing a sweeps period trend of having the audience represent a different city, Dave greets 700+ residents of New Orleans, Louisiana. Keeping up with the t…
1998-05-15
149
Matthew Broderick, David Wells, Natalie Merchant
The outside cam peers through the window of Dave's office to show the world a very hideous billboard promoting the sitcom Friends. Matthew Perry drops by to va…
1998-05-18
150
Sandra Bullock, Jeff Foxworthy, Cast of One Small Step
The outside cam returns to the Friends ad that Matthew Perry wrecked last night, and Dave explains why he shouldn't be sued; Rob Burnett draws another doodle of…
1998-05-19
151
Drew Carey, Scarlett Johannson, Soul Asylum
Biff reports from a Bulls-Pacers playoff game; teen actress Scarlett Johansson promotes The Horse Whisperer; Rob Burnett is dressed to the nines tonight, so Dav…
1998-05-20
152
Ted Danson, Mae Whitman, The Flatlanders
A hairstylist that appeared in tonight's ""Know Your Current Events"" cuts Dave's hair for twenty bucks. He later gives her a $1000 tip.
1998-05-21
153
Harry Connick, Jr., Hank Azaria
A parody of VH-1's ""Behind the Music"" features Paul Shaffer's rise and fall and rise again, with testimonials from Kris Kristofferson, Eddie Vedder, Sting, Er…
1998-05-22
154
John Goodman, Esther Canadas, Sarah McLachlan
Dave updates his map of the various locales in which he has received speeding tickets; Dave mentions that the son of Dave Dorsett was selected in today's MLB dr…
1998-06-01
155
Norm MacDonald, Jacques Villeneuve, Randy Travis
All night long, animals lick the camera lens. Included are a pot-bellied pig, lemur, a skunk, a miniature horse, and a guy dressed as a cat (Film Coordinator Ri…
1998-06-02
156
Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Bradley, Chase Butrell
Sarah Jessica Parker promotes her new HBO comedy Sex and the City, while ""Paul Shaffer's Chair of Mystery"" reveals the uglier side of Julia Roberts (played by…
1998-06-03
157
Evander Holyfield, Laura Linney, Fastball
After being bumped the last two nights, Late Show intern Jeremy Weiner finally gets his moment in the sun in ""Dave Hangs with Interns,"" a segment that lasts a…
1998-06-04
158
George Carlin, Bob Saget, Emmylou Harris, Indigo Girls, Luscious Jackson, Rebekah
Live via satellite at the Beverly Hills Hotel in sunny Southern California, Walter Matthau gets a haircut. Also, Luscious Jackson, Emmylou Harris, and the Indig…
1998-06-05
159
Whoopi Goldberg, Janeane Garofalo
Tonight's remote: Delivery guys deliver stuff to Dave's ""apartment"" in Flushing Meadows; items include a tree, a clown, beer, a sofa, a TV, and a singing tele…
1998-06-08
160
Bill Cosby, Andy Dick
Dave tries to call Merv Griffin, but ends up chatting with his clueless receptionist; Dave shows a subpoena caddy he claims Martha Stewart made for President Cl…
1998-06-09
161
Bob Newhart, Nicole Sullivan, Wendy Liebman
1998-06-10
162
Harrison Ford, Dane Cook
A Starbucks is opened inside the band section, while actor-comedian Dane Cook makes his television stand-up debut.
1998-06-11
163
Charles Grodin, Paul Rodriguez
Dave obsesses over some new words in the Merriam Webster Dictionary, and then reads definitions from an advance copy to the audience.
1998-06-12
164
Naomi Campbell, Luke Buchheit, Sinead O'Connor
Live from the Beverly Hills Hilton, Casey Kasem arm wrestles bellhops; Dave and Tony look for the best steak restaurant in NYC; Dave chats with a boy from Jerse…
1998-06-15
165
David Duchovny, Stevie Nicks
The outside cam reveals the long line of people waiting with anticipation to see the next ""Charts and Graphs"" segment on June 30. Also, Dave is started to fi…
1998-06-16
166
Ellen Barkin, Jeff Altman, Sonic Youth
An audience member walks out in disgust when Dave reminds everyone that the next ""Charts & Graphs"" segment in not for another two weeks. Also, Tony forgets a…
1998-06-17
167
Sam Donaldson, Gloria Reuben, Babyface & Des'ree
Dave promotes the overhauled Late Show site, while Tony Randall brags about having a baby (his second) at age 78 with his own Top Ten list.
1998-06-18
168
Anthony Edwards, George Miller, Sean Lennon
Overexcited soccer commentator Andres Cantor presents the Top Ten; Sean Lennon performs ""Home.""
1998-06-19
169
Piedmont Bird Callers, George Clooney, Steve Yzerman
The Piedmont Bird Callers, once a favored act on Johnny Carson's show, make their third-ever appearance on Letterman. Also, Dave chats with Steve Yzerman, capt…
1998-06-22
170
John McEnroe, The Pretenders
Al Norwood stirs Dave's coffee with the boom mike; Biff attempts to play the sax; Dave shows a clip of his supposed cameo in the ""X-Files"" movie.
1998-06-23
171
Jennifer Lopez, Chris Eigeman, Largo
Tony gives Dave the finger, while up-and-coming singer/actress Jennifer Lopez promotes Out of Sight.
1998-06-24
172
Dennis Quaid, Chloe Sevigny, Grant Lee Buffalo
Inspired by watching an episode of Wall Street Week where the panelists sit at a coffee table, Dave asks Biff to ""host"" the guests in the green room.
1998-06-25
173
Mary Tyler Moore, Ron Eldard
Mailbag: Paul goes to desperate measures in order to get a raise, while Mujibur and Sirajul go on a wild goose chase for one of Dave's blue cards.
1998-06-26
174
Lisa Kudrow, Mike Piazza, Billy Bragg & Wilco
Throughout the night, Pat and Kenny throw stuff off the roof, including two 5-gallon water jugs, a pinball machine, twenty gallons of paint, and a TV/VCR set pl…
1998-06-29
175
Martha Anne Godwin, Kristen Johnston, Lucinda Williams
After several weeks of hype, hoopla, and anticipation, Dave finally does a ""Charts and Graphs"" segment; Dave claims that there's a webcam of him on the CBS si…
1998-06-30
176
Tom Brokaw, Steve Zahn, The Hummingbirds with Stevie Wonder & Paul Simon
Thinking that it's robbing him of half of his audience, Dave shows phony clips of the X-Games competition being aired on cable; The Dixie Hummingbirds (featurin…
1998-07-01
177
Ben Stiller, Hatty Jones, Spice Girls
In honor of Independence Day, Biff does a report from Colonial Williamsburg; Ben Stiller promotes There's Something About Mary; The Spice Girls make their first…
1998-07-02
178
The Beltway Bunch, Stupid Pet Tricks, Bob Dole
During Mailbag, various staffers show the audience their baby pictures; Dave introduces a musical comedy troupe called ""The Beltway Bunch"" (a rip-off of The C…
1998-07-03
179
Don Rickles, Matt Drudge, Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Dave points out an audience member that resembles Rupert; Dave gives a little league baseball team a pep talk; Cherry Poppin' Daddies perform ""Here Comes the S…
1998-07-13
180
Matt Dillon, Daniel Boulud, Arj Barker
Soul singer Chuck Jackson sits in; Dave shows the audience what a laugh track looks like; the audience is forced to sit through another edition of ""Please Stop…
1998-07-14
181
Antonio Banderas, Chris Elliot
Some guy in a kimono sits in with the band; in honor of Antonio Banderas' new movie, Rob doodles on a legal pad to show what Dave would look like if he was Zorr…
1998-07-15
182
Anthony Hopkins, Cowboy Junkies
Know Your Current Events: the husband of one of tonight's contestants volunteers to be put to sleep by hypnotist Dr. Neil Cavey. Feeling anxious due to all the…
1998-07-16
183
Gabriel Byrne, John Witherspoon, Tricky & P.J. Harvey
The ""Top Ten Cool Ways the Government Could Spend $63 Billion"" is followed by an investigation by WCBS reporter David Diaz, who scrutinizes the lack of effort…
1998-07-17
184
James Caan, Buck O'Neil, Lenny Kravitz
Live out on the street, we see the traffic ""congestion"" created by New York hosting the Goodwill Games; Dave changes his tie midway through the show; James Ca…
1998-07-20
185
Janet Jackson, Scott Farrell, Nanci Griffith
In the latest roll call, Dave signs ""Zorro"" (Anton), an audience member with an enormous cold sore, and ""Lynette the Late Show Opera Singer"" off the checkli…
1998-07-21
186
Tony Danza, Peter Farrelly, Brian Wilson
Biff stands on the sidewalk in 95 degree heat as he tries to determine once again whether a Popsicle® or a Fudgesicle® will melt faster; around the corner from …
1998-07-22
187
Marilu Henner, Gloria Estefan
Biff visits Branson, Missouri, while Marilu Henner unsuccessfully tries to persuade Dave into doing some calisthenics.
1998-07-23
188
Pauly Shore, Pam Grier, Natalie Imbruglia
A new feature debuts, as Dave announces #3 on the Top Ten List at the start of the show; Mujibur and Sirajul lose their virginity on an internet webcam, and lat…
1998-07-24
189
Jenny McCarthy, Adam Arkin, Tori Amos
Dave has a lengthy discourse on an article he read in Martha Stewart Living; ""Late Show Meteorologist"" Skip Hopson reports from 53rd Street; Tori Amos perform…
1998-07-27
190
Kids with animals, Gary Sinise, Goo Goo Dolls
A softball game between Late Show staffers and the cast of Miss Saigon is rigged by Dave; Anton goes into ""Buddy Rich, Jr."" mode and performs drums solos thro…
1998-07-28
191
Yasmine Bleeth, David Brenner, Barenaked Ladies
Dave shows a personal ad from the Washington Post that looks like it was written by President Clinton; Alan fantasizes about waffles; Paul serenades Yasmine Ble…
1998-07-29
192
Samuel L. Jackson, Jenni, Smashing Pumpkins
Dave chats with Jennifer Ringley, the Seattle-based college student best known for operating the voyeuristic website JenniCAM.
1998-07-30
193
Jamie Lee Curtis, George Freestone
Dave points out an audience member who looks like Kenny Rogers; during ""Late Show en espanol,"" Tony walks out in a suit and bad wig and does a Letterman-type …
1998-07-31
194
Drew Barrymore, Dee Dee Meyers, The Verve
During a segment in which he shows real and doctored Clinton and Gore news articles, Dave announces that his pants are too tight.
1998-08-03
195
Noyz Boyz, Nathan Lane, Boy George & Culture Club
Paul and Anton Fig participate in a game called ""Average Television Viewer vs. Late Show Television Viewer.""
1998-08-04
196
Penn & Teller, French Stewart, Wynton Marsalis
During the annual ""New for Summer"" segment, Mujibur and Sirajul are declared ""Late Show Prom King and Queen."" Later, Penn and Teller perform their new magi…
1998-08-05
197
Jerry Seinfeld, Hunter Scott
Dave feels highly suspect of the audience's intelligence during ""Know Your Current Events""; John Popper sits in with the band; Dave chats with Hunter Scott, a…
1998-08-06
198
Tom Arnold, Doris Roberts, Blues Traveler
John Popper is still sitting in with the band, while Doris Roberts promotes ""Everybody Loves Raymond.""
1998-08-07
199
Leslie Nielsen, David Roth, Teresa Witherspoon
Biff goes outside to annoy people with a bullhorn. Later, Dave meets David Roth, a noted coin magician.
1998-08-10
200
Kevin Spacey, Bobby Rahal, Harvey Danger
Throughout the show, stockbrokers jump out of a fifth-story window.
1998-08-11
201
Ray Liotta, Sela Ward, Liz Phair
""Riverdance"" performs live via telephone from Cincinnati. Later, Liz Phair promotes her new album, ""WhiteChocolateSpaceEgg.""
1998-08-12
202
Angela Basset, Pete Townshend
Paul and somebody named ""Mary Beth"" host a spoof of ""Regis & Kathie Lee"" with Inky Mendez playing Gelman. Regis suddenly pops out of the audience, heckles …
1998-08-13
203
Wesley Snipes, Robert Klein
Wesley Snipes promotes the movie ""Spawn.""
1998-08-14
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1
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Darryl Strawberry, Joe Cocker
During a segment comparing President Clinton's vacation to Dave's, a stockbroker comes in for a hug.
1998-08-31
2
Beau Bridges, Terrell Davis, Squirrel Nut Zippers
Dave points out that the show has undergone budget cuts, which might explain the tiny cue cards Tony's holding. Later, Beau Bridges promotes his new series, ""…
1998-09-01
3
Terry Bradshaw, Jesse Jackson
Dave makes a lenghty rant about ""The Late Shift"" after an audience member asks him for an autograph; Martin Short sings the Top Ten List; Terry Bradshaw makes…
1998-09-02
4
Ray Romano, Chris Cardone, Tom Agna
Alan Kalter comments on home run record that is being chased by Mark McGwire; Dave announces that CBS ""just don't care 'bout"" the new fall lineup; Ray Romano …
1998-09-03
5
Stupid Human Tricks, Jason Patric, Eve 6
During CBS Mailbag, Dave and the band play ""Let's Screw with Paul Shaffer's Mind.""
1998-09-04
6
Richard Simmons, Luisa Conlon
Junior Brown sits in with the band, while Biff reports from Busch Stadium in St. Louis.
1998-09-07
7
Andie MacDowell, Willie Nelson
Biff makes another report from Busch Stadium, while Dave flirts with Andie MacDowell.
1998-09-08
8
Tim Forneris, Stephen Dorff, Wynonna
Dave goes on a tirade about the CBS watermark on the lower right hand side of the screen. Later, Dave chats with the guy who caught Mark McGwire's 62nd Home Ru…
1998-09-09
9
Charles Grodin, Paul Hopkins
Dave stuggles to grow a beard; Charles Grodin promotes his talk show; Dave chats with the former Washington Senators pitcher who gave up Babe Ruth's 59th home r…
1998-09-10
10
Jack Hanna, Gretchen Mol, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
During CBS Mailbag, Paul, Tony, Biff and Sid announce that they're going to tour the country as a CSNY-type guitar band.
1998-09-11
11
Cindy Crawford, Jeff Greenfield, Hootie & The Blowfish
Dave congratulates the staff on the big Emmy win the previous night, then grills Rob Burnett for not kissing his wife just before he accepted the award.
1998-09-14
12
Ben Stiller, Jackie Chan, Vince Gill
Dave shows a (bogus) Mastercard ad starring Ken Starr; Biff goes to Chicago for another Home Run Report; Jackie Chan does an great Elvis impression.
1998-09-15
13
Bill Cosby, George Hamilton
Biff brings in scissors for a tie trim; Calvert impersonates Hank Williams, Jr.; Bill Cosby plays sax under the alias ""Philly Billy Be Bop.""
1998-09-16
14
Denis Leary, George Hamilton
Dave apologizes for his affair with Angela Lansbury, while Biff apologizes for his affair with Dave's wife. Shortly afterwards, Dorothy calls and insults Dave.
1998-09-17
15
Vince Vaughn, Brian Benben, Brian Setzer Orchestra
Dave makes another rant pertaining to the CBS Watermark; kid Geography whiz Jonathan Estrada helps out during CBS Mailbag; Brian Benben promotes his new, self-t…
1998-09-18
16
Michael J. Fox, Evander Holyfield, Dixie Chicks
Dave talks about a Steak House Onion Machine, while Michael J. Fox promotes his sitcom ""Spin City.""
1998-09-21
17
Jennifer Lopez, Meredith Viera, Lyle Lovett
Dave shows a (bogus) ad for ESPN2's ""Xtreme Presidental Perjury,"" while J.Lo promotes ""Antz.""
1998-09-22
18
Stupid Pet Tricks, Marv Albert, Kevin James
A gag promo for the TV series ""Biffy, The Umpire Layer"" is declared the worst joke ever seen on the show; an ""Audience Vote"" determines Rip Taylor as tonigh…
1998-09-23
19
Howard Stern, Katie Holmes
Dave makes fun of Inky's summer camp outfit. Later, Howard Stern plays with his gut and strips to his underwear in order to show off his legs.
1998-09-24
20
Jon Stewart, Jean Reno, Rob Zombie
A fawn walks onstage during CBS Mailbag; comedian Jon Stewart promotes ""The Daily Show.""
1998-09-25
21
Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach
Musical guests Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach perform ""I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself."" Also, ""newly elected chancellor of Germany Gerhardt Schr…
1998-09-28
22
Chris Tucker, Faith Ford, Eagle Eye Cherry
Dave lets Inky go on a ""gum break;"" George Clarke is introduced as operator of the Late Show hedge fund; Biff demands more scandals involving President Clinto…
1998-09-29
23
Kelsey Grammer, Nick Mason, Tony Bennett
Warren fills in for Paul (out for Yom Kippur); Kelsey Grammer brings out his dog during his interview.
1998-09-30
24
Drew Carey, Billy Connolly, Hedwig & The Angry Inch
Dennis, a baseball-bunting pig, waits throughout the show to shag some balls on 53rd Street. He ends up getting bumped after the ""Hedwig"" performance goes on…
1998-10-01
25
Steve Martin, Cokie Roberts
During CBS Mailbag, Alan promotes ""Alan Kalter's Music To Make Love By,"" which includes two TV theme songs and a doorbell. Later, Steve Martin's lengthy abse…
1998-10-02
26
Kelly Preston, Peter Boyle, Semisonic
Dave experiments with how he can give the finger without being censored; Kelly Preston promotes ""Holy Man.""
1998-10-05
27
Elizabeth & Bob Dole, Joaquin Phoenix
Tony Mendez does a ""card trick""; Tito Puente contributes drumrolls to the Top Ten list; Dave shows a (bogus) new, improved $20 bill.
1998-10-06
28
Jeff Goldblum, John Mellencamp
A new segment called ""This Day in Late Show History"" reveals that October 7 was a Saturday in 1994. Biff corrects Dave, telling him it was a Friday. Later, …
1998-10-07
29
Isabella Rossellini, Stephen Baldwin, George Miller
Dave takes a look at Tony's hands, which have marker ink all over them. Later, George Miller comments on the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal.
1998-10-08
30
Joan Lunden, Jeff Altman, Sheryl Crow
During CBS Mailbag, Tony bares his ass again, and The Foul-Mouthed Scenic Designer (Kathleen Ankers) lives up to her title.
1998-10-09
31
Mark McGwire, Robert Benigni, Bruce Hornsby
The calvacade of mediocre crops continues as ""Joe Whitworth"" from Oregon walks onstage with a ""gigantic"" pumpkin; Biff presents a World Series Report despit…
1998-10-19
32
State Fair Champions, Ringo Starr
It's Dave's 3000th show in late night, so he celebrates by bringing Charles Grodin onstage to break the monotony of chatting with Paul. Later, Dave introduces …
1998-10-20
33
Jeff Daniels, David Cross, Mitch Hedberg
Dave and George Clarke go to Yankee Stadium, where the building engineer hits a home run.
1998-10-21
34
Danny Glover, Cal Ripken Jr., R.E.M.
Biff participates in more interviews in part two of his World Series report, while Danny Glover plugs ""Lethal Weapon 4.""
1998-10-22
35
Naomi Campbell, David Wells, R.E.M.
Tony's eye itches, and Dave gives him a hard time for potentially screwing up the cue cards; during CBS Mailbag, Dave interrogates TV star ""Calista Flockhart""…
1998-10-23
36
Danny DeVito, Joe Torre, Eddie Brill
Four shirtless guys (spelling ""YANKS"") bring out the Top Ten; Danny DeVito tries to sing.
1998-10-26
37
Martin Short, Eddie Izzard, Phish
Dave cons a Joe G's customer into appearing in a bogus campaign ad; Eddie Izzard does stand-up.
1998-10-27
38
Daniel Baldwin, Todd Solondz, Phil Collins
Biff shows outtakes from last week's World Series reports, while director Todd Solondz promotes ""Happiness.""
1998-10-28
39
Holly Hunter, Hunter S. Thompson, Garbage
Dave makes several jokes at the expense of septuagenarian spaceman John Glenn; Holly Hunter plugs Living Out Loud.
1998-10-29
40
Ted Danson, Denny Brauer, Black Sabbath
Dave announces the names of staff members who will run in the New York City Marathon; Biff gives out candy to the audience; Dave shows a box of Snoop Doggy Dogg…
1998-10-30
41
Anthony Hopkins, Buzz Aldrin, Depeche Mode
New York Marathon winner John Kagwe runs through during the monologue, and is later followed by women's winner Franca Faicconi. Later, Dave spills coffee on hi…
1998-11-02
42
Queen Latifah, Ellie Lammer, Darrell Hammond
Dave gives bogus election results; the outside cam goes to Joe G's for another round of ""Please Stop Calling Me Debbie""; Dave chats with Ellie Lammer, a 12-ye…
1998-11-03
43
Adam Sandler, Jayson Williams, Soul Coughing
Dave shows a clip of new Minnesota governor Jesse ""The Body"" Ventura in the movie ""The Running Man""; Senator Chuck Schumer presents the Top Ten; basketball …
1998-11-04
44
Denzel Washington, Father Mike Berner
Tony gets scolded for chewing gum; shortly after appearing on ""Know Your Current Events,"" an audience member starts singing; Dave interviews a Catholic priest…
1998-11-05
45
George Pataki, Evan Metropoulis, P.J. Harvey
Dave chats with Evan Metropoulos, the 17-year-old CEO of the Bumble Bee Tuna Corp.
1998-11-06
46
George Michael, Col. Gail Halverson, Hanson
Dave mentions that Meryl Streep, tonight's scheduled guest and star of the movie ""One True Thing,"" had to cancel at the last minute. In place of the Oscar-wi…
1998-11-09
47
Luke Perry, Tom Wolfe, Jay-Z
Tom Wolfe promotes his first novel in 11 years, ""The Man In Full.""
1998-11-10
48
Melanie Griffith, Walter Cronkite, Travis Tritt
1998-11-11
49
Roma Downey, Kenneth Branagh, Goo Goo Dolls
Dave accuses Tony Mendez of goosing someone with a cue card; Roma Downey and Kenneth Branagh meet for the first time; Pat and Kenny sing the theme song to ""Pat…
1998-11-12
50
Donald Trump, Doug Flutie, Sarah Silverman
1998-11-13
51
Kid Scientists, Cameron Diaz, Mariah Carey
Jayson Williams of the New Jersey Nets operates one of the cameras; a ""Kid Scientist"" from Naperville, Illinois cracks eggs; Cameron Diaz plugs ""Very Bad Thi…
1998-11-16
52
Will Smith, Jack Hanna
Dave once again takes away Tony's gum, while Paul tries to flirt with Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp.
1998-11-17
53
Cher, Jerry Springer
1998-11-18
54
Christian Slater, Celine Dion & Bryan Adams
Drew Barrymore plugs ""Home Fries,"" while Celine Dion and Bryan Adams perform a duet.
1998-11-19
55
Drew Barrymore, Siskel & Ebert
Todd Rundgren sits in, while Drew Barrymore walks onstage so that she can show what her new dog looks like.
1998-11-20
56
Helen Hunt, Ray Romano
James Cotton sits in; Dave discusses Dr. Kevorkian and the safest handling of a Thanksgiving turkey; the 5th anniversary special (which aired that night) is spo…
1998-11-23
57
Geena Davis, Martha Stewart, Roger Daltrey
As he does almost every Thankgiving, Kreskin plays for pride in a little game called ""White Meat / Dark Meat."" Tonight, he correctly guesses that Dennis Fran…
1998-11-24
58
Gwyneth Paltrow, Peter Berg, Bonnie Raitt
Jayson Williams of the Nets comments on the NBA lockout, then drops phony turkeys out the 4th floor window. Later, Gwyneth Paltrow plugs ‘Shakespeare In Love…
1998-11-25
59
Michael Caine, Jewel
Dave warns pedestrians (via his PA system) that the turkey is bad; a guy in the balcony talks to Dave about turning flips onstage; Paul correctly guesses that D…
1998-11-26
60
Salma Hayek, Marilyn Manson, Caroline Rhea
Dave fusses over his hair, then messes around with it. Later, Salma Hayek plugs ""Dogma.""
1998-11-27
61
Patrick Stewart, Jon Stewart, Faith Hill
It's ""Stewart Night,"" as all the guests share the same last name despite not being related. French Stewart chats with Dave via telephone, Calvert does his fa…
1998-12-07
62
Greg Kinnear, Jane Horrocks, Reggie McFadden
Live from Times Square, it's ""Dick Clark's Rockin' December 9 Countdown."" At the stroke of midnight, Greg Kinnear commutes from the theater to give Dick a ki…
1998-12-08
63
Tom Hanks, Brooklyn Philharmonic
Gerard plays an openly gay man in ""Who Asked For It?""; The Brooklyn Philharmonic plays the ""William Tell Overture.""
1998-12-09
64
Meg Ryan, Whitney Houston
Dave compares an electrician that played ""KYCE"" to John Elway. Also, Meg Ryan plugs ""You've Got Mail.""
1998-12-10
65
Tom Brokaw, Famke Janssen, Emmylou Harris
Tom Brokaw drops by sporting a turtleneck sweater in lieu of his usual two-piece suit, and pretty soon Biff is handing out turtlenecks to the audience. By the …
1998-12-11
66
Robin Williams, Natalie Merchant
Dave explains the impeachment process; Robin Williams hosts the PBS special ""The Shaffer Campaign: A Look Back,"" which details Paul's futile attempt to run fo…
1998-12-14
67
Val Kilmer, Ricky Williams, Billy Bragg & Natalie Merchant
In lieu of a giant meatball, a pastrami sandwich is placed on top of the Late Show Christmas Tree; Kreskin guesses if Tom Arnold (via telephone) will correctly …
1998-12-15
68
Susan Sarandon, Marc Weinberg, Vienna Choir Boys
While Paul and the Orchestra perform ""Songs for Pedestrians,"" Dave trims his tie. Also, a ""Welcome Communists"" banner hangs onstage.
1998-12-16
69
Jeff Goldblum, Angelina Jolie, Third Eye Blind
Live from sunny Los Angeles, it's ""Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to December 18,"" followed by ""Casey Kasem's Countdown to Dick Clark's Rockin' Countdown to …
1998-12-17
70
Julia Roberts, David Kelly
During Mailbag, Alan gives the audience an unusual egg nog recipe, while Dave answers the question, ""Where did Hanukkah come from?"" by stating it that was nam…
1998-12-18
71
Barbara Walters, Josh Hartnett, Cyndi Lauper
The latest roll call mentions ""Gus, who guy who owns property onstage"" and ""Tony Randall as Ricky, the stagehand who looks like Regis Philbin.""
1998-12-21
72
Charles Grodin, John Witherspoon, Jessye Norman
Dave refunds $50 to an audience lady with a Late Show sweatshirt; a Joe G's customer appears in the hastily-produced film trailer for the faux movie ""Badge of …
1998-12-22
73
John Travolta, Darlene Love
Soon-to-be-traded Yankees pitcher David Wells sits in the audience; the first of tonight's two Top Ten Lists is interrupted by a claymation segment with Dave an…
1998-12-23
74
Chazz Palminteri, Ann Curry, Rufus Wainwright
Dave talks about the recent successes of the New York Jets, so Harold Larkin goes outside to alter the ""Jets Suck"" graffiti on the wall; Biff keeps changing s…
1998-12-28
75
James Woods, David Brenner, Cast of But Boy Could He Sing
Bisbee, North Dakota is investigated in the latest edition of ""Biff Henderson's America.""
1998-12-29
76
Jay Thomas, Vinny Testaverde, Patti Smith
Throughout the night, Chicago announcer ""Ray Clay"" fills in for Alan, making inane announcements and usurping the Top Ten from Dave. Also, a Late Show tradit…
1998-12-30
77
Stupid Human Tricks, Nathan Lane, St. Luke's Bottle Band
Kamarr the Discount Magician makes one last appearance.
1998-12-31
78
Jon Voight, Jena Malone, Louie C.K.
Jon Voight promotes two films, ""Enemy of the State"" and ""Varsity Blues.""
1999-01-01
79
Sarah Jessica Parker, David Remnick, Bryan Callan
Biff pretends to stand in Times Square again, this time reporting about the weather. Also, Sarah Jessica Parker promotes the second season of ""Sex & The City."…
1999-01-04
80
Jennifer Jason Leigh, Liam Aiken, Greg Behrendt
Biff just can't get enough of the green screen in the hallway; tonight's participant in ""Please Stop Calling Me Monty"" jams with the band; Dave chats with chi…
1999-01-05
81
Mira Sorvino, Terry Bradshaw
It's time for ""How Many Guys in Mouse Suits Can Fit into a Dunkin' Donuts?"" We never find out the exact number, though they do bring back doughnuts.
1999-01-06
82
Lisa Kudrow, Terry Bradshaw, Jason Kuller
Dave announces the new name of the show will be ""David Letterman's Countdown to the Millennium."" Also, the show profiles audience member ""Spencer Alderson""…
1999-01-07
83
Jon Stewart, Marv Albert, Jim Gaffigan
""David Letterman's Countdown to the Millennium,"" Day 2: Paul declares that he will mention a millennium-related fun fact every day for the rest of the year. …
1999-01-08
84
Gillian Anderson, Charlie Rose, Black Crowes
Sitting in with the CBS Orchestra tonight: the shirtless guy who was the ""T"" in ""Jets"" at last night's game. Also, The Black Crowes performs ""By Your Side…
1999-01-11
85
Robert Duvall, Al Franken, B.B. King
During ""Small Town News,"" Dave sports a paper mustache.
1999-01-12
86
Conan O'Brian, Alanis Morrisette
Tonight's ""Paul Shaffer Millennium Prediction"": health spas will not charge deposits. Upon hearing this, Dave wishes people would stop using the phrase ""hap…
1999-01-13
87
William Baldwin, Trisha Yearwood, Scott Ferrall
William Baldwin promotes ""Virus,"" while Biff rescues Dave's coffee mug after it falls over.
1999-01-14
88
Jack Hanna, Patricia Arquette
Mailbag: Tony mentions he's taken up acting, then shows two remarkably similar clips from Patch Adams and Shakespeare In Love. Also, NBA head honcho David Ster…
1999-01-15
89
Yasmine Bleeth, Adam Carolla, James Brown
1999-01-25
90
Alicia Silverstone, D.L. Hughley, Second Hand
Dave says a focus group doesn't like his ""Countdown to the Millennium"" segment, so Paul gives one last fact: ""Danny Aiello will get another series."" Rather…
1999-01-26
91
Sophia Loren, The Mavericks
Dave and Paul discuss William Wood Lee Shaffer's diapers. Later, Paul interrupts the ""Shark Week"" segment with another Millennium prediction: ""The new black…
1999-01-27
92
Bill Murray, Shania Twain
Biff shows up with a tie for a ""Know Your Current Events"" contestant; Bill Murray promotes Rushmore and serenades Dave.
1999-01-28
93
Cate Blanchett, Jason Schwartzman, Brandy
Dave announces he and Paul are trying to establish a video nexus; during Mailibag, Anton falls down an elevator shaft, while Paul and Dave shoot Regis with pain…
1999-01-29
94
Bill Cosby, Brendon Fraser, Ricky Scruggs & Vince Gill
It's the seventeenth anniversary of Dave's debut in late night, and what is he going to do to celebrate the milestone? ""Absolutely nothing."" Also, Tony Rand…
1999-02-01
95
Tom Arnold, David Brenner, Catherine Bell
Dave mentions that through the wonders of science, Paul Shaffer had another baby over the weekend, and then introduces Bernard Shaffer in the green room; during…
1999-02-02
96
Tom Brokaw, Sean Patrick Flanery, Creed
Dave and Paul spend ten minutes discussing the new and improved ""Late Show"" home site; Dave chats with ""John Elway"" (Gerard) after the star quarterback is l…
1999-02-03
97
Mel Gibson, Laetitia Casta, Fresh Step
Dave reads about Bucknell University for a ""KYCE"" participant; Laetitia Casta is interviewed twice.
1999-02-04
98
Stupid Pet Tricks, Martha Stewart, Mitch Hedberg
Nile Rogers fills in for both Felicia and Will Lee, who are both sick; Martha Stewart has some fun with a batch of pinecones.
1999-02-05
99
Michael J. Fox, Rev. John & Ellena Cobb, Willie Nelson
""Biff Henderson's America"" makes a quick stop in Baker, Nevada. Also, Dave chats with the Reverend and Mrs. John Cobb, who tell their incredible story of how…
1999-02-08
100
Jeff Daniels, Fernanda Montenegro, Monica
Dave chats with (live via satellite) Al at Prestige Luggage Company in Dallas. Dave is so fascinated by him that the segment runs for almost fifteen minutes, a…
1999-02-09
101
Robin Wright Penn, Richard Kind, Chris Isaak
Dave rants about the internet, while Bob Borden literally searches for a valentine.
1999-02-10
102
Sandra Bullock, James Carville, Hootie & The Blowfish
Orlando Antigua of the Harlem Globetrotters helps out during ""Know Your Current Events,"" while Sandra Bullock promotes Forces of Nature.
1999-02-11
103
Richard Simmons, Sarah O'Hare, Ondar
Dave discusses signature sign-offs and announces his new one will be ""Keep a light coat of oil on it""; during Mailbag, Gerard discusses nudity in film and get…
1999-02-12
104
Bette Midler, David Hyde Pierce
Tonight marks the debut of ""Alan Kalter's Secret Word."" Tonight's utterance: ""gristle."" Also, racing star Jeff Gordon presents the Top Ten, while Dave giv…
1999-02-15
105
Andy Garcia, Tara Lipinksi, Wendy Liebman
Lou Soloff of Blood, Sweat and Tears sits in with the horn section; Alan's secret word is ""magnesium""; Dave chats with champion figure skater Tara Lipinski.
1999-02-16
106
Andie MacDowell, Mike Judge, Julian Lennon
The secret word is ""mongoose""; ten West Point cadet presents the Top Ten; Julian Lennon performs The Beatles' ""Don't Let Me Down.""
1999-02-17
107
Magic Johnson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jewel
The secret word is ""hydraulic""; Dave gives a photographer in the audience a Polaroid to shoot pictures during the show; Jake Gyllenhaal plugs October Sky.
1999-02-18
108
Lauren Bacall, Greg Smith, Sugar Ray
The secret word is ""buttress""; during Mailbag, Dave and Linda Tripp appear on $25,000 Pyramid; ten hot dog vendors present the Top Ten.
1999-02-19
109
Matthew Broderick, Sheryl Crow
Dave takes five minutes to comment on the sudden death of Gene Siskel, then shows a clip from his last appearance on the show; Alan interrupts to show everybody…
1999-02-22
110
Kid Scientists, Jesse Ventura
Alan's secret word is ""bobcat,"" and the jackpot now stands at ""seven hundred damn dollars!"" Also, Kreskin participates in a new game called ""North Dakota/…
1999-02-23
111
Uma Thurman, Tom Green, De La Guarda
The secret word is ""barnacle;"" Dave answers a phone call from Sweden; in a segment about the hype surrounding Star Wars Episode One, George Clarke impersonate…
1999-02-24
112
Eriq La Salle, Homer Hickman, Blondie
The secret word is ""corpuscular."" Meanwhile, Dave chats with Homer Hickam, the NASA shuttle instructor whose life inspired the recent film October Sky.
1999-02-25
113
James Coburn, Will Ferrall, Marvelous Three
The secret word is ""combustible,"" and the stakes have been raised to an even thousand; during Mailbag, Harold Larkin starts bleeding from the neck, which happ…
1999-02-26
114
Brooke Shields, Peter Hillary
1999-03-01
115
Ian McKellen, Reese Witherspoon, The Roots & Erykah Badu
The secret word is ""saluki""; live via satellite, the employees of the Unclaimed Baggage Center in Scottsboro, Alabama opens up suitcases; The Roots (featuring…
1999-03-02
116
Kid Turkey Callers, Mark Wahlberg, Fresh Step
Dave rants about tonight's Barbara Walters/Monica Lewinsky interview; the secret word is ""luggage,"" with the grand prize reaching $1300; the latest roll call …
1999-03-03
117
Billy Crystal, George Miller
The secret word is ""viscous,"" while George Miller rants about the media.
1999-03-04
118
Chazz Palminteri, Jeff Altman, Everclear
The secret word is ""melancholia,"" while ""Oprah"" (Pat Farmer) flirts with ""John Travolta"" (Kenny Sheehan).
1999-03-05
119
Norm MacDonald, Jeff Beck
The secret word is ""lederhosen""; the second-ever ""Alan Kalter's Where Are They Now?"" reveals that Alan Hale, Jr. has been dead for several years now; Don Ki…
1999-03-22
120
Elizabeth Hurley, Katie Holmes, Cake
The secret word is ""Ionosphere,"" with the prize now standing at ""$1700 damn dollars!"" Meanwhile, Gaines awkwardly interrupts Dave's interview with Elizabet…
1999-03-23
121
Stupid Human Tricks, Craig Kilborn, Emmylou Harris, Linda Rondstadt, and Dolly Parton
The secret word is ""shipjack""; Dave shows a meat identification kit, complete with photographs of each form of meat; Craig Kilborn promotes his new talk show;…
1999-03-24
122
Elton John, Henry Kissinger, LeAnn Rimes
The secret word is ""bilious,"" which is coincidental because Dave feels under the weather. Also, Elton John and Leann Rimes perform ""Written in the Stars.""
1999-03-25
123
Ron Howard, Charlotte Church
Dave bids farewell to Tom Snyder (his last show aired that night), then says get well to Johnny Carson (who had major surgery). Also, the secret word is ""elli…
1999-03-26
124
Marv Albert, Diane Lane, Blur
Dave hollers about 60 Minutes, then claims that somebody won the Secret Word ""contest"" on Friday; tonight's Secret Word is ""meniscus,"" with the jackpot redu…
1999-03-29
125
Laurence Fishburne, Sister Carol Anne Corley, Wilco
The opening sequence is altered; the secret word is ""taconite""; Dave chats with Sister Carol Anne Corley, a nun who's also a master of fly-fishing.
1999-03-30
126
Steve Martin & Goldie Hawn, Jim Calhoun, Joe Henry
The secret word is ""sociopathic,"" while Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn promote the upcoming remake of The Out-of-Towners.
1999-03-31
127
Dennis Hopper, Jason Nastke, The Corrs
The secret word is ""nemonurwingy,"" but Dave accuses Alan of making it up (which he did), so he changes it to ""balloon."" Also, after The Corrs perform, Dave…
1999-04-01
128
Marilu Henner, Master P, Greg Fitzsimmons
Charlie Daniels sits in on fiddle; the secret word is ""mahagony""; comedian/commentator Greg Fitzsimmons remarks on domestic life.
1999-04-02
129
Charles Grodin, David Arquette, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, and Kris Kristofferson
The secret word is ""flange""; Dave holds up a certificate that makes Late Show the ""Official Late Night Talk Show of the Millennium""; Biff annoys Yankees pl…
1999-04-05
130
Drew Barrymore, Scott Wolf, Barenaked Ladies
The secret word is ""millipede""; right after the second-ever edition of ""Know Your Cuts of Meat,"" Dave calls one of the previous owners of his Meat Identific…
1999-04-06
131
Lennox Lewis, Dr. Bertrand Piccard & Brian Jones
Throughout the night, local teens with learner's permits parallel park on 53rd Street. At the end of the show, Dave attempts parallel parking and nearly embarr…
1999-04-07
132
George Stephanopoulos, Molly Shannon, Andrea Bocelli
The secret word is ""ischemia,"" while SNL star Molly Shannon promotes Never Been Kissed.
1999-04-08
133
Bill Maher, Khalid El-Amin, Marc Maron
Paul makes his second ""Countdown to the Millennium"" prediction since the designation: ""Everybody's going to take out a lot of cash. Forget about the cash."" …
1999-04-09
134
Elle Macpherson, Don Zimmer, John Mellencamp
Paul announces celebrities will come by all evening to wish Dave a happy birthday, and for some strange reason Martha Stewart drops by three times; the secret w…
1999-04-12
135
Kevin Spacey, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
The secret word is ""hegemony,"" and Dave doubles the current jackpot from $1100 to $2200; Kathie Lee Gifford sings Dave a late happy birthday song, and later h…
1999-04-13
136
Kate Winslet, Darrell Hammond, Mandy Barnett
The secret word is ""quadricentennial,"" and after doubling the stakes on last night's show, Dave ""raises"" them to an even hundred million; on a variation of …
1999-04-14
137
David Spade, Tim Couch, Eagle-Eye Cherry
Dave mentions the sudden and untimely death of Bill Wendell; the secret word is ""Melon""; with no clip available, Biff and David Spade reenact a scene from his…
1999-04-15
138
John Cusack, Jack Hanna
A technical difficulty turns Dave's face and tie blue during the monologue; the secret word is ""tubular""; during Mailbag, Dave shows us the video guide ""Biff…
1999-04-16
139
Matthew Broderick, Ben Stein, The Cranberries
Dave discusses the various bars and/or grills that have been next door to the theater, and wishes the best of luck to its current incarnation, The Manhattan Chi…
1999-04-26
140
Martin Lawrence, Michelle Williams, Eddie Brill
Dave claims there was a secret word winner last night, then brings out Connecticut housewife ""Marlene DiBenedetto""; the secret word is ""hat,"" with the jackp…
1999-04-27
141
Dustin Hoffman, Mary Steenburgen, Ben Folds Five
The secret word is ""boat""; Paul, Felecia, Will, and Sid perform ""Songs for Pedestrians""; Ted Danson lurks in the backdrop during Dave's chat with Mary Steen…
1999-04-28
142
Ted Danson, Sarah Ferguson, Madness
The secret word is ""carrot,"" and Dave introduces another supposed winner (writer and Boston native Jay Johnson); to prove a point, Dave quizzes Paul on a cut …
1999-04-29
143
Glenn Close, George Hamilton, Elvis Crespo
In honor of tonight's audience, the backdrop is altered to show the skyline of Miami, Florida; Biff visits a retirement community in Coral Gables; ten Florida r…
1999-04-30
144
Tom Brokaw, Robbie Williams
Dave claims he's filed a $100 million lawsuit against the surgeon general; Dave pays an attractive audience member $200 for saying tonight's secret word (""thim…
1999-05-03
145
Earvin Magic Johnson, Sara Gentile, Silverchair
The secret word is ""incinerate""; Paul Fiore tries to parallel-park outside; Dave chats with a twelve-year-old girl who wants to save the dying art of ice crea…
1999-05-04
146
Denny Brauer, Kelly Willis, Jesse Jackson
The secret word is ""undershirt""; Dave shows (bogus) footage of Roberto Benigni making an ass of himself at the Country Music Awards; World Bass fishing champ …
1999-05-05
147
Brendan Fraser, Jesse Jackson, Bonnie Raitt
Cold opening: Jesse Jackson makes an insincere apology to Dave for his tardiness in last night's show. Also, ""Marlene DiBenedetto"" (Jude Brennan) wins the se…
1999-05-06
148
Kelsey Grammer, Steve Earle and the Del McCoury Band
In honor of tonight's travel-weary audience (everybody's from Nashville), Biff hangs out at the Grand Ole Opry while Nashville Predators captain Tom Fitzgerald …
1999-05-07
149
Stupid Pet Tricks, Janeane Garofalo, Brian Regan
The secret word is ""ball""; an audience member is stifled by a barbershop quartet in the latest edition of ""Who Asked For It?""; a dog gets injured during ""S…
1999-05-10
150
Ben Stiller, Camryn Manheim, Eve 6
Thirteen-year-old blues phenomenon Ben Robinson sits in; the secret word is ""stick""; Bob Borden walks onstage to hype his new catchphrase: ""Next time bring y…
1999-05-11
151
Kathie Lee Gifford, Deana Carter
Dave makes a nonsense rant about Barry Manilow; the secret word is ""winky""; during ""Dave's Record Collection,"" Tony goes berserk over a comment made by Dave…
1999-05-12
152
Kevin Kline, Leelee Sobieski, Beth Orton
Dave bring out the seven supposed winners of last night's secret word contest (including Mike McIntee and the Stangel brothers); tonight's secret word is ""scoo…
1999-05-13
153
Bill Cosby, Jon Favreau
With tonight's audience being from the City of Brotherly Love, Biff heads to Philly to get in training a la Rocky. For his efforts, he is given a medal by Phil…
1999-05-14
154
Julia Roberts, Alice Cooper
The secret word is ""molar,"" while Dave measures Julia Roberts' waist.
1999-05-17
155
Keri Russell, Aretha Franklin
Dave calls Aloha Meats in Honolulu to see if they answer the phone by saying ""aloha""; the secret word is ""polymer""; Dave and Shecky hang out with a Star War…
1999-05-18
156
Tom Selleck, Bob Barker, Leon Russell
The secret word is ""turf""; various members of the staff appear in a series of film promos, including Biff in Eyes Wide Shut; a recently clean-shaven Tom Selle…
1999-05-19
157
Helen Hunt, Courtney Love, Hole
The secret word is ""Alan""; Dave shows a one dollar bill folded so it would be shaped like a ring, courtesy of a ""Know Your Current Events"" participant; Hele…
1999-05-20
158
Natalie Portman, Tom Everett Scott, J. Geils Band
Tonight's audience hails from Boston, Massachusetts. The backdrop, as always, is altered to resemble the Beantown skyline; Dave shows various great moments in …
1999-05-21
159
Harry Connick Jr., Damon Wayans
Dave goes on a fury as to what constitutes the dinners given as prizes during ""Know Your Current Events""; the secret word is ""announcer""; Dave Dorsett doodl…
1999-05-24
160
Kate Capshaw, Britney Spears
Dave tries calling Hawaii again; the secret word is ""asparagus""; Kate Capshaw tries to call her vacationing husband (Steven Spielberg) in Hawaii but she gets …
1999-05-25
161
Kid Scientists, Sarah Jessica Parker, Mary Chapin Carpenter
Anton is again introduced as Buddy Rich, Jr.; Paul pays $102,000,000 for a ticket to see the new ""Star Wars"" prequel; Dave shows Sarah Jessica Parker a recent…
1999-05-26
162
Bill Murray, Everlast
Jay Johnson wins the secret word ""contest"" again; throughout the night, Lou Rawls sits in the green room; tonight's secret word is ""litmus""; Everlast perfor…
1999-05-27
163
Jennifer Lopez, Ira Glass
The secret word is ""bituminous""; Lou Rawls continues to lounge in the green room; during Mailbag, ""Billy Blanks"" (Gerard) gives a rather half-hearted demons…
1999-05-28
164
Dan Rather, Nancy Mace, Randy Newman
Tonight's secret word (""emetic"") is now sponsored by a lawn-watering device called ""Hosie Cow""; Biff stands outside holding a popsicle in one hand and a Cre…
1999-06-07
165
Jeff Foxworthy, Kristin Davis, Snoop Dogg
The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""escarpment""; Dave plays a new game at Joe G's where a contestant must start a conversation and brings up the weather within sixt…
1999-06-08
166
Timothy Hutton, Christine Lahti, Cast of It Ain't Nothing But the Blues
The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""whippy""; last night's winner ""Barbara Sanchez"" (Jude Brennan) is presented with $400 and a fully functional Hosie Cow; Alan im…
1999-06-09
167
Ray Romano, Jewel
After appearing in an ad for Hosie Cow, Alan announces that the secret word is ""inflammation."" Also, Tony nominee Brian Dennehy presents the Top Ten.
1999-06-10
168
Heather Graham, David Wells
Edgar Winter sits in; the Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""dick""; Heather Graham promotes Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
1999-06-11
169
Tim Robbins, Oscar De La Hoya, Dane Cook
The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""amputation""; the latest roll call introduces Biff's pint-size clone ""Mini-Biff"" and Calvert dressed up as a Hosie Cow; Tim Rob…
1999-06-14
170
Roseanne, Susan Tedeschi
The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""dick"" again, but it's eventually changed to ""bunny."" Also, Dave has another one of his long-winded chats (via satellite) with…
1999-06-15
171
David Schwimmer, Brandi Chastain, Seth Green
The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""pigment,"" while Dave chats (and becomes infatuated) with Brandi Chastain of the US Women's World Cup Soccer Team.
1999-06-16
172
Mike Myers, Ben Lee
Al Gore appears on ""The Paul Shaffer Show""; The Hosie Cow Secret Word is ""tourniquet""; Mike Myers promotes Austin Powers 2.
1999-06-17
173
Julianna Margulies, Jon Stewart
Anton is introduced as Buddy Rich Jr., the ""bastard son"" of the legendary jazz drummer; Hosie Cow makes a cameo in the new Austin Powers movie; the Hosie Cow …
1999-06-18
174
Felicity Huffman, Andy Dick, Elvis Costello
The secret word (""rodeo"") is now sponsored by Larry King, whom according to Alan ""looks like an owl""; ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) is introduced as the l…
1999-06-21
175
Adam Sandler, Missy Elliot
The Larry King Secret Word is ""gabardine,"" and is followed by stock footage of four baby owls devouring a rat. Also, Dave shows the audience an autographed p…
1999-06-22
176
Geri Halliwell, Richard Belzer
Jimmy Vaughan sits in; the Larry King Secret Word is ""entropic""; after an unusually aimless edition of ""New for Summer,"" Dave asks Paul, ""What is happening…
1999-06-23
177
Rudolph Giuliani, Leslie Mann, The Pretenders
The Larry King Secret Word is ""linguine."" Also, to counteract with Hillary Clinton's recent decision to run for the US Senate in New York, Mayor Giuliani ann…
1999-06-24
178
Joey Lauren Adams, Spike Lee, Santana
The Larry King Secret Word is ""peptide""; Carlos Santana and Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty perform ""Smooth.""
1999-06-25
179
Colin Powell, Maurice Green
Tonight's Secret Word (""bird"") is brought to you by David Letterman's Women's World Cup Soccer Team, in honor of his latest celebrity crush. Quote Alan: ""Th…
1999-06-28
180
Mira Sorvino, Lyle Lovett
The World Cup Soccer Team Secret Word is ""oozing""; Montana park ranger (and past winner) ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) is announced as the winner of the Sec…
1999-06-29
181
Piedmont Bird Callers, Avery Johnson, June Carter Cash
The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""peripatetic""; a bird caller from Piedmont, California does a drumroll for Dave; after a brief discussion over th…
1999-06-30
182
Calista Flockhart, Jack Hannah
The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""highoeyazmuhoodhee""; Calista Flockhart's chat with Dave is interrupted by visions of the dancing baby from Ally …
1999-07-01
183
Stupid Human Tricks, John Leguizamo, Ziggy Marley & The Melody Makers
The Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""pony""; during Mailbag, Biff, Kenny, and Dave Dorsett brag about their latest female conquests; John Leguizamo pr…
1999-07-02
184
John McEnroe, George Jones
Dave shows footage of a taxi literally crashing the staff cookout out on 53rd Street; with temperatures hovering over 100 degrees, Biff dares to go outside and …
1999-07-05
185
Chris Rock, Sixpence None the Richer
An audience member attempts to button Dave's jacket; the Dan Quayle/Larry King/Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""neoprene""; throughout the night, Biff stands nex…
1999-07-06
186
Lindsay Davenport, Oliver Platt, Jeffrey Ross
Dave replies to a Zagat's survey; the Women's Soccer Secret Word is ""pestilence,"" with the Dan Quayle/Larry King Secret Word Jackpot standing at ""Thirteen hu…
1999-07-07
187
Jay Thomas, Jason Briggs
The Secret Word is ""prick,"" with the stock footage of the baby owls eating the rat joining an already crowded group of sponsors; John Mayall sits in; Jason Bi…
1999-07-08
188
Naomi Campbell, Jimmie Walker, Lucinda Williams
Dave points out that Paul is dressed from head to toe in white tonight, including a snazzy top hat; during Mailbag, The Guy on Fire is profiled on ""Biff Hender…
1999-07-09
189
Don Rickles, Dave Mirra, Patty Griffin
The Larry King/Dan Quayle Secret Word is ""sphygmomanometer""; Dave briefly comments on the passing of JFK Jr.; Dave Mirra does bicycle stunts on 53rd Street, b…
1999-07-19
190
U.S. 1999 World Cup Women's Soccer Team, Jim Gaffigan
The Dan Quayle/Larry King Secret Word is ""pie""; Dave finally meets the entire U.S. Women's World Cup champion soccer team, though Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain…
1999-07-20
191
Matthew Broderick, Dennis Regan
The Hillary Clinton/Larry King Secret Word is ""mommy""; Dave asks a question to Einstein's Brain (voice of Alan Kalter); perfect game winner David Cone present…
1999-07-21
192
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Buzz Aldrin, Jamiroquai
The Hillary Clinton/Larry King Secret Word is ""meehnkee""; Dave ""performs"" at Woodstock '99, then declares that Limp Bizkit kicks ass; Buzz Aldrin drops by t…
1999-07-22
193
Charles Grodin, Alanis Morrisette
Paul asks what the point of the Secret Word is, and after it's revealed (""throb""), Dave replies with ""I'm tired of being held hostage by your psychotic delus…
1999-07-23
194
Ted Koppel, Isabella Rossellini, Macy Gray
Paul complains about the heat at Woodstock '99; Dave brags about Max Pappas and Team Rahal (a sign of things to come); Ted Koppel's evil twin Kenny is caught ho…
1999-07-26
195
National Hollerin' Champions, Garry Marshall, Los Lobos
Buckwheat Zydeco (nee Stanley Durrell) sits in on accordion; throughout the night, Shark the border collie chases Frisbees on 53rd Street; film director Garry M…
1999-07-27
196
Samuel L. Jackson, Rita Wilson, Pete Townshend & Eddie Vedder
Biff helps out pedestrians walking on 53rd Street; Dave asks Paul about project identification; Pete Townshend and Eddie Vedder perform ""Behind Blue Eyes.""
1999-07-28
197
Bruce Willis, Heidi Klum
""Paul Shaffer's Countdown to the Millennium"" makes its triumphant return to the Late Show, and is now sponsered by Hillary Clinton and Larry King. Tonight's …
1999-07-29
198
Lance Armstrong, Barry White
Dave chats with Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong; Paul's latest prediction: ""No more lox and bagels""; Sheryl Crow performs ""The Dif…
1999-07-30
199
Pierce Brosnan, Saffron Burrows, Jim Jeter
It's a very special night as Jim Jeter is about to log his one millionth mile on his 1982 Toyota Starlet. After reaching the milestone, Dave buys him a new use…
1999-08-02
200
Tom Arnold, Q-Tip & Busta Rhymes
Dave takes the outside cam to Joe G's for another round of ""Stop Calling Me Kitty.""
1999-08-03
201
Dave Foley, Jonathan Witherspoon, Old 97's
Dave shows the audience some stuff he bought on his recent vacation in a segment called ""Travel Souvenirs."" Later, ""Newsradio"" star Dave Foley promotes the…
1999-08-04
202
William H. Macy, George Miller, The Pretenders
Dave repeatedly shows footage of the Taco Bell chihuahua saying ""funkalicious."" Later, Dave and William H. Macy drink Tang spiked with Jack Daniels.
1999-08-05
203
Ray Romano, Jeff Altman
During CBS Mailbag, Alan punches Dave. Later, Dave's former ""Starland Vocal Band Hour"" co-star Jeff Altman looks back at his tumultous television career.
1999-08-06
204
Regis Philbin, Dave Attell
Paul refers to Regis as a bastard, only for the ""Millionaire"" host to retaliate.
1999-08-09
205
Claire Danes, Smash Mouth
Kreskin's knowledge of 70's backup singers is tested in a segment called ""Commodore or Pip?"" Later, Smash Mouth performs their smash hit ""All-Star.""
1999-08-10
206
Hugh Grant, The Mavericks
Dave announces that a crack in the building next door caused a temporary evacuation of the theater. Later, The Mavericks perform ""There Goes My Heart.""
1999-08-11
207
Rene Russo, Tori Amos
Dave takes up an offering for a preacher who played ""Who Your Deer Repellants.""
1999-08-12
208
Shaquille O'Neal, Helen Mirren
During CBS Mailbag, Inky Mendez announces his candidacy for the US Senate, while Dave chats with ""Hillary Clinton"" (Gerard).
1999-08-13
209
Tony Danza, Katie Holmes, Robert Palmer
A shirtless Vince DeMentri interviews people on the street, asking them what they think of Hillary Clinton. Later, Katie Holmes promotes ""Dawson's Creek.""
1999-08-16
210
Lara Flynn Boyle, David Brenner, Everclear
Dave announces that tonight, ""We're going to have good old-fashioned fun"": all night, Richard Egan stands on 53rd St. guessing the weight of passersby.
1999-08-17
211
Andie MacDowell, French Stewart, Tom Dreesen
Terence Blanchard sits in with the band, while Olympic diver Kathy Pesek does a demonstration for the audience (via telephone).
1999-08-18
212
Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam
Dave announces that tonight is the premiere of ""Late Show Who Wants to be a Billionaire?"" Tonight's first question: ""Who took over for the 'Brady Bunch' fat…
1999-08-19
213
Albert Brooks, Omar Epps
Dave announces that after 6 years and 1,278 shows on CBS, he now wants to be called ""Daddy""; Alan beats up Regis during CBS Mailbag; Albert Brooks makes a pho…
1999-08-20
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1
Kevin James, Sheryl Crow
Dave rants about the CBS/Viacom merger; Kevin James promotes a new comedy special.
1999-09-07
2
Ricki Lake, Kid Rock
Dave tries to call Sumner Redstone's office, then persuades Ricki Lake to make a crank call to Oprah.
1999-09-08
3
Craig Kilborn, Louise Smith, The Umbilical Brothers
Craig Kilborn promotes some talk show that comes on after Dave's.
1999-09-09
4
Queen Latifah, John Popper
John Popper sits in with the band, while Alan punches Sumner Redstone during CBS Mailbag.
1999-09-10
5
John McEnroe, Sharon Lawrence, Nanci Griffith
George Clarke dances in a diaper; Dave shows a ""highlight"" from last night's Emmy win: a clip of Rob Burnett kissing his wife at the ceremony (he forgot last …
1999-09-13
6
Kid Scientists, Edie Falco, Dixie Chicks
Andrea Sande and Nadine Hennelly help Joe G's with a Y2K Inspection. They pass, of course.
1999-09-14
7
John Leguizamo, Meat Loaf
Throughout the night, staffer Brian Donahue falls down staircases. Later, Meatloaf promotes ""Crazy in Alabama.""
1999-09-15
8
Jenna Elfman, Chris Kattan, Christine Aguilera
With the possibility of a rare hurricane hitting New York City, Paul checks for ""talk show closings"" and Dave comes on stage in a poncho and galoshes. Meanwh…
1999-09-16
9
Heather Locklear, Keyshawn Johnson
During CBS Mailbag, Alan threatens to beat up Secretary of the Treasury Lawrence Summers, but he goes to his anger management counselor instead.
1999-09-17
10
Michael J. Fox, Heather French
Joe Haden fills in for Alan; Warren Zevon fills in for Paul; Rupert walks over to the CBS Store and reviews the new fall shows on CBS.
1999-09-20
11
Robin Williams, Norm MacDonald
Paul and a local high schooler try their best to learn how to parallel park, while Robin Williams promotes ""Bicentennial Man.""
1999-09-21
12
Stupid Pet Tricks, Ashley Judd, Randy Travis
Alan, Regis, Bill Delace, and Mike McIntee portray members of the audience during ""Who Asked For It?""; Ashley Judd promotes ""Double Jeopardy.""
1999-09-22
13
Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler, Roger Ebert
Dave announces that next year, the show will be rechristened ""Late Show 2000,"" while Roger Ebert promotes his revamped talk show.
1999-09-23
14
Kelly Preston, Stirling Moss, Sugar Ray
During CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin comments on body piercing, while Dave ""appears"" in a Gap commercial.
1999-09-24
15
Kevin Pollak, Tom Waits
Biff gives a blanket to a cold audience girl; Chewy the Dog looks for truffles; Tom Waits sings with a bullhorn.
1999-09-27
16
Nathan Lane, Emmylou Harris & Linda Rondstadt
Nadine, Andrea, Sirajul (but not Mujibur) and Joe G. play ""Who Wants to Win a Giant Phony Check for $1,000,000?"" Later, Alan promotes a film he just produced…
1999-09-28
17
Mia Farrow, Russell Crowe, Paula Cole Band
Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; in ""New for Fall,"" Mujibur and Sirajul star in the Bollywood musical ""Basanta Gan Gaibay""; Evander Holyfiel…
1999-09-29
18
Kevin Spacey, Eurythmics
Kevin Spacey promotes ""American Beauty,"" then gives Dave a bag of Presidential M&M's. Later, Harold Larkin tells one of the ""True Stories of the Late Show S…
1999-09-30
19
Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Gayheart
Alan's angry because he's not allowed to punch anybody; Dave goes berzerk adjusting his tie; Alan beats up writer Joe Toplyn under Mujibur and Sirajul's supervi…
1999-10-01
20
Harrison Ford, David Bowie
""Biff Henderson's America"" spends four days in Turkey, Texas; David Bowie performs ""Thursday's Child.""
1999-10-04
21
Dan Quayle, Melissa Ethridge
Mujibur and Sirajul sample food at Hello Deli; an ad for ""Late Show on Tour,"" with Jackie Mason playing Dave; In honor of tonight's guest, Dave announces that…
1999-10-05
22
Lili Tomlin, Leah Remini, Beth Hart
Tonight's edition of ""True Stories of the Late Show Stagehands"" finds Pat and Kenny in a plane crash over the Andes, where they're reduced to cannibalism.
1999-10-06
23
Jesse Ventura, Amy Brennamen, ZZ Top
A 100-year-old man presents the Top Ten; Biff waits on the fire escape by 53rd street and yells to President Clinton's motorcade that he has snacks.
1999-10-07
24
Jack Hanna, Peter Fonda, Sting
1999: During CBS Mailbag, Pat Farmer presents ""Great Pats throughout History."" Later, Sting performs ""Brand New Day.""
1999-10-08
25
Bruce Willis, Will Ferrell
Carole King sits in with Paul, then sings a duet with Bruce Willis.
1999-10-11
26
Chazz Palminteri, Billy Blanks, Wilson Pickett
Joe G. joins Mujibur and Sirajul to play ""Where Can I Get a Decent Meal in This Town?"" Later, Billy Blanks does a Tae-bo demonstration.
1999-10-12
27
Farrah Fawcett
The outside cam presents Paul Fiore's driver's test in New Jersey, with commentary by Biff and pictures from the WCBS-TV helicopter. When he finishes the test,…
1999-10-13
28
John Malkovich, Harland Williams
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul yet again; Dave wants to say the s-word ""because they did on ‘Chicago Hope,'"" tries it, and gets beeped; Biff gives Yankees t…
1999-10-14
29
Austin Payne, Patricia Arquette, Moby
During CBS Mailbag, Alan Kalter promotes his Millenium Party, which looks like a disaster in the making. Later, Dave presents ""Top Ten Things That Sound Creep…
1999-10-15
30
Charles Grodin, Jimmie Walker, Buena Vista Social Club
Paul and Dave talk about the band's weekend gig at the White House; for his latest World Series report, Biff interviews, amongst others, Evander Holyfield and J…
1999-10-25
31
John Cusack, Bob Sarlatte, LeAnn Rimes
Dave shows a clip from the recently cancelled CBS sitcom Work With Me. Later, David Diaz of WCBS-TV beats up a punk during an on-the-street report.
1999-10-26
32
Martha Stewart, Martin Scorcese, Ricky Martin
Martha Stewart makes Halloween treats; Jets QB Vinny Testaverde helps with the annual ""Halloween Costumes"" segment.
1999-10-27
33
Joe Torre, Denzel Washington
Security boss Bill DeLace disrupts last night's Gore-Bradley debate; your 1999 World Champion New York Yankees present the Top Ten; Denzel Washington plugs ""Th…
1999-10-28
34
Meryl Streep, Natalie Merchant
Dave shows a dumb picture of him outside, then gets marksman Armando Aiello to shoot paint balls at it; Dave disses Harmony Korine, who made some choice comment…
1999-10-29
35
Luke Perry, Jimmy Kimmel, Garbage
Dave tells a lengthy Halloween candy story, then incorporates his voice into the talking dog from those ""Taco Bell"" commercials.
1999-11-01
36
Lauren Holly, Jimmy Fallon, Rage Against the Machine
Dave says hello to all the folks in King's Height Rest Home in New York; Rage Against the Machine performs ""War Within a Breath"" on the roof in pouring rain.
1999-11-02
37
Bill Cosby, Milla Jovovich
14-year-old music prodigy Shannon Kerman sits in; Paul's most vivid memory of this year's World Series is reinterpreted by Martin Scorsese and Ricky Martin; aft…
1999-11-03
38
Susan Sarandon, Juan Montoya, East Harlem Violinists
A cannon called the Alludium 2000 Pumpkin Modulator, along with its operator Max Teasdale, wait to launch a giant pumpkin into orbit on 53rd Street. Also, Robe…
1999-11-04
39
Regis Philbin, Mitch Hedberg
Live via satellite, a lone microphone stands in the sun for an open mike night in the Mojave Desert. Also, Dr. Lou Arrone gives flu shots to the audience.
1999-11-05
40
Woody Harrelson, Bobby Rahal
NYC Marathon winners Joseph Chebet (of Kenya) and Adrianna Fernandez (of Mexico) run across the stage; Dave mentions that staff members Jay Johnson, Fred Dhimiz…
1999-11-08
41
Don Rickles, Jane Clayson
Dave mentions that he's #64 on Entertainment Weekly's list of 100 Greatest Entertainers (inbetween Joni Mitchell and Jim Carrey); live via satellite, it's anoth…
1999-11-09
42
Jack Hanna, Bob Hoskins, Melanie C
Dave announces the premiere of ""Good Old-Fashioned Fun,"" which includes Harold Larkin making a snow angel in mayonnaise and Mujibur and Sirajul racing to the …
1999-11-10
43
Natalie Portman, Travis Pastrana, Ted Alexandro
Dave shows a tape of stunt biker/scheduled guest Travis Pastrana's mishap that afternoon, and the injured daredevil later hobbles onstage. By the end of the sh…
1999-11-11
44
Stupid Human Tricks, Johnny Depp
Jay Johnson gives a tour of the set of ""The Early Show with Bryant Gumbel and Jane Clayson."" Also, Dr. Lou Arrone does his seasonal audience flu shots.
1999-11-12
45
Claudia Schiffer, Chris Cornell
Dave shows a clip that shows that even though he's only been on the network for two weeks, but there's already trouble on Bryant Gumbel's Early Show. Midway th…
1999-11-15
46
Will Smith, Creed
Dave looks over the 2000 Places Rated Almanac, and then calls Donald Green, the mayor of Kankakee, Illinois, the city which rated lowest. As a condolence, Dave…
1999-11-16
47
Anthony Edwards, Yasmine Bleeth
During a segment called ""What They're Doing to Boost Their Ratings,"" magician John Bundy makes a cue card disappear.
1999-11-17
48
Evander Holyfield, Ted Danson, Counting Crows
Ted Danson plugs ""Becker,"" while Dave demands that #5 in the Top Ten be rewritten at the last minute.
1999-11-18
49
Gabriel Byrne, Mark Borchardt
Gabriel Bryne plugs ""End of Days,"" while Dave says hi to Mark Borchardt's friend Mike.
1999-11-19
50
Bryant Gumbel, John Carpenter, Tony Bennett
Dave, Bill DeLace, Pat Farmer, Biff, intern Laura McCloud, Mike McIntee, Harold Larkin, Paul, Tommy Gordon, and George Clarke comment on ""What They're Thankful…
1999-11-22
51
Kathie Lee Gifford, Charlotte Church
Tony Mendez and Bill DeLace star in the new CBS midseason replacement series ""Next Time Bring Your Sister, You Hump."" Also, Kathie Lee Gifford delivers a tur…
1999-11-23
52
Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Third Eye Blind
""Biff Henderson's America"" visits the ranching community of Meeteetse, WY.
1999-11-24
53
George Carlin, Jewel
Live via satellite from Indianapolis, Mrs. Dorothy Letterman stands in her kitchen while Dave guesses what pies she baked for Thanksgiving. Afterwards, Dorothy…
1999-11-25
54
Stupid Pet Tricks, William Baldwin
A dog that fetches beer appears on ""Stupid Human Tricks""; Dave rants that all the other talk shows are copying the aforementioned segment; another Open Mic Ni…
1999-11-26
55
Barbara Walter, Dan Patrick, Mary J. Blige
During the segment ""The Best and Worst of the Millennium,"" an image of Sam Donaldson's eyebrows suddenly comes to life. Also, during tonight's Open Mic in th…
1999-11-29
56
Jenny McCarthy, Martha Stewart, Foo Fighters
Dave announces Monica Lewinsky is dating a former LSDL writer; a customer at Joe G's becomes the subject of his own ""E! True Hollywood Story""; Jenny McCarthy …
1999-11-30
57
Tim Robbins, Laetitia Casta, B.B. King & Dr. John
Glen Campbell sits in; Dave discusses the list of good and bad cities that he mentioned on the show last month, then checks in with Kankakee, IL mayor Donald Gr…
1999-12-01
58
Patrick Stewart, Al Franken, Bob Marley
For the umpteenth time this year, Dave orders Inky to spit out his gum; in honor of the Pokemon craze, Dave and the audience play ""Know Your Japanese Cartoon C…
1999-12-02
59
Geena Davis, Bill Murray, Fiona Apple
1999-12-03
60
Courtney Love, Tori Murden, R.E.M.
1999-12-13
61
Gwyneth Paltrow, Blondie
1999-12-14
62
Danny DeVito, Harry Smith
Throughout the night, various members of the Philadelphia Flyers shoot pucks at a cardboard cutout of Dave. Also, the Turkish guy has been promoted to stagehan…
1999-12-15
63
Jim Carrey, Alanis Morrisette
1999-12-16
64
Joe Breen, Jude Law
1999-12-17
65
Tom Brokaw, Alex Kingston, Run DMC
1999-12-20
66
Emily Watson, LL Cool J
1999-12-21
67
Marv Albert, Heather Matarazzo, Bruce Henderson
1999-12-22
68
Hallie Eisenberg, Jon Witherspoon, Darlene Love
1999-12-23
69
Matt Damon, Q-Tip
Feeling a little warm, Dave takes off his coat and does most of the show in just his shirt and tie; in ""Who Asked For It?"" Patrick Stewart and the Taco Bell c…
1999-12-27
70
Isabella Rossellini, Bev Tanner
1999-12-28
71
Jay Thomas, Nick Nordberg
1999-12-29
72
Dick Clark, Ralph Charles
1999-12-30
73
Stupid Human Tricks, Kevin James, Brooklyn Philharmonic
1999-12-31
74
Jeff Daniels, Jake Johannsen
2000-01-03
75
Lauren Bacall, Kurt Warner
2000-01-04
76
Bill Pullman, Dan Naturman
2000-01-05
77
George Stephanopoulos, Sue Murphy
2000-01-06
78
Edie Falco, Ray Lucas, Andy Kindler
2000-01-07
79
Kate Winslet, Ice Cube
2000-01-10
80
Woody Harrelson, Shawn Presser, Filter
2000-01-11
81
Hillary Clinton, Art Donovan
2000-01-12
82
Tom Arnold, Art Donovan, Lynryd Skynryd
Dave thanks Rob Burnett for landing Hillary Clinton on the show; Art Donovan plays ping pong with the disgusting Turkish guy; Lynyrd Skynard performs ""Sweet Ho…
2000-01-13
83
Regis Philbin, Mark Borchardt
Regis comes out for his interview with the disgusting Turkish guy, and later Dave tells him he's scheduled for an angiogram tomorrow morning.
2000-01-14
84
Charles Grodin, Julia Roberts, Regis Philbin
It's the debut of Late Show Backstage, a clip show hosted tonight by Charles Grodin while Dave recovers from his quintuple-bypass surgery three weeks before. A…
2000-02-07
85
Regis Philbin, Jerry Seinfeld, Danny DeVito
""Backstage,"" Day 2: Regis is now sitting in a whole new ""hot seat"" as the clip show's second host in as many nights. Tonight, he chats with Jerry Seinfeld, …
2000-02-08
86
Paul Schaffer, Bruce Willis, Martin Short
Backstage #3: Paul appears on the Late Show for the first time since Dave's surgery, sitting on a movie set with Bruce Willis and his old friend Martin Short. …
2000-02-09
87
Regis Philbin, Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker
Backstage, Day 4: Regis hosts again, chatting with Bill Cosby, Sarah Jessica Parker, and ""the great"" Pat Farmer. Amongst the clips: Bill goes to the balcony …
2000-02-10
88
Paul Schaffer, Steve Martin, Billy Crystal
Backstage, Day 5: Paul hosts again, this time with Dave's buddies Steve Martin and Billy Crystal. Amongst the clips: Steve mans a projector to show a clip from …
2000-02-11
89
Paul Schaffer, Drew Barrymore, Ray Romano
Backstage, Day 6: In the cold opening, Paul tries to hit on Drew Barrymore. Amongst the clips: Drew flashing Dave on his 48th birthday; Drew and Dave getting m…
2000-02-14
90
David Brenner, Kathie Lee Gifford, Alec Baldwin
Backstage, Day 7: Comedian David Brenner interrogates Kathie Lee Gifford and Alec Baldwin. Tonight's clips: Dave hijacks the Butterball turkey hotline (see Sho…
2000-02-15
91
Tom Snyder, Norm MacDonald, Don Rickles
Backstage, Day 8: Former ""Tomorrow"" and ""Late Late Show"" host Tom Snyder trades a bon mot or two with Norm MacDonald and Don Rickles. Tonight's clips: Norm…
2000-02-16
92
Tom Snyder, Mike Myers, Roseanne, Bonnie Hunt
Backstage, Day 9: Tom Snyder's still here, and this time he hosts Mike Myers, Roseanne Barr, and Bonnie Hunt. Tonight's clips: Dave shows film footage of Mike …
2000-02-17
93
Tom Arnold, Robin Williams, Jack Hannah
""Backstage,"" Day 10: After chatting with Robin Williams, Tom Arnold openly comments that he's disappointed that Jack Hanna didn't bring any animals to the se…
2000-02-18
94
Regis Philbin, Robin Williams, Foo Fighters
Dave introduces the surgeons that saved his life and welcomes (for the third time in two months) Regis.
2000-02-21
95
Bill Cosby, Heidi Klum, Vince Carter, Dr. Paula Mahone, Dane Cook
Bill Cosby opens up a box of basketball cards with Vince Carter.
2000-02-22
96
Julia Roberts, Israel Perlman
In his first post-surgery rant, Dave hollers about having to be driven to work for a while, and then really fumes about having to drink decaffeinated coffee; du…
2000-02-23
97
Kathie Lee Gifford, Tom Arnold, Joy Behar, Linda Edar
Kathie Lee Gifford becomes the latest guest host to alternate with Dave while he continues to recuperate from heart surgery. Tonight, she gets heckled by an au…
2000-02-24
98
John Goodman, Norm MacDonald
Mailbag: George Clarke addresses the comments made about his weight problem, and Dave flashes back to when he woke up from surgery resembling Don King. Also, H…
2000-02-25
99
Drew Carey, Dolly Parton
""Biff Henderson's America"" wrecks havoc in Badger, Minnesota, while Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull performs from his new album.
2000-02-28
100
David Brenner, Carson Daley, Aida Turturro, Gary Gulman, Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals
David Brenner fills in for Dave and does about ten minutes of stand-up. Later, he chats with Aida Turturro of The Sopranos.
2000-02-29
101
Kid Turkey Callers, Candice Bergan, Fiona Apple, George W. Bush
Dave continues to rant about decaffeinated coffee; George W. Bush is interrogated live via satellite; Fiona Apple performs ""On The Bound.""
2000-03-01
102
Nathan Lane, Mel Brooks, Mario Cantone, Kristin Chenoweth
Nathan Lane is the latest fill-in host, and he introduces a short film about the many perks of taking over for Dave. Later, he sings a song from the musical Yo…
2000-03-02
103
Anjelica Huston, Jayson Williams, Steely Dan
Steely Dan promotes its first album in two decades, ""Two Against Nature.""
2000-03-03
104
Kathie Lee Gifford, Eddie Izzard
Paul is wearing a white tailored suit tonight, prompting Dave to point out that the bandleader is the musical director of the upcoming Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame…
2000-03-06
105
Janeane Garofalo, Bob Odenkirk & David Cross, Zack Galifanakis, Old '97s
Janeane Garofalo becomes the latest guest host; ""slide whistle legend"" Bazeel sits in; Janeane does tonight's interviews sitting in a school desk placed in fr…
2000-03-07
106
Tim Robbins, Melissa Etheridge
During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria fills in for Rob, who's too busy working on the NBC pilot Ed; Biff presents the winning contestant of tonight's ""Beat the Clock…
2000-03-08
107
Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz, Cindy Margolis, Al Frankin, Rocco DiSpirito
Guest host Dana Carvey chats with former ""SNL"" cronies Jon Lovitz and Al Franken.
2000-03-09
108
Tom Brokaw, Catherine Keener, Bonnie Raitt
2000-03-10
109
Gabriel Byrne, Martha Stewart, Moby
In a remarkably lengthy edition of ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave decides not to perform a piece comparing Bush and Gore, and then rants about his cable service. Afte…
2000-03-20
110
Matthew Broderick, Patti Smith
Biff devours the first robin of spring; the disgusting Turkish guy disappears; Pat and Kenny toss Matthew Broderick's birthday cake off the roof.
2000-03-21
111
Barbara Walters, Linda Cardellini, Kimmie Rhodes
Out on 53rd Street, Biff has a hand counter to help with the ongoing US Census; Dave shows a clip of Barbara Walters making a weird facial reaction during her l…
2000-03-22
112
Rosie Perez, Robert Klein
Rob Burnett returns to his desk on the corner of the stage; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave comments on CBS' new slogan (""The address… is CBS"") and cracks wi…
2000-03-27
113
Minnie Driver, Trisha Yearwood
Cold opening: Dr. Henry Kissinger announces that he's Dave's latest guest host, only to learn rather abruptly that Dave isn't sick anymore. Also, Dave has Rupe…
2000-03-28
114
Kid Scientists, Jimmy Smits, Bruce Cockburn
Paul is introduced as Gaston Mazacani; Rob tells a funny story about an incident he had with a cab driver; during a segment called ""What I like about Spring,""…
2000-03-29
115
John Cusack, Paul Fiora, Eddie Brill
Dave demonstrates the ""magic"" of decaffeinated coffee by mixing food coloring in water.
2000-03-30
116
David Arquette, Al Green
During Campaign 2000, nobody can muster up any interesting topics, so Dave discusses Daylight Savings Time. Later, Dave brings up the recently-announced discov…
2000-03-31
117
Brooke Shields, Oliver Platt, Joni Mitchell
Campaign 2000: Dave finds a tick on his suit, panics, calls Dr. Lou Aronne, then shows three ticks close-up using a special camera.
2000-04-03
118
David Duchovny, Joe Pistone, Lou Reed
Dave announces that the show is adopting (and thus protecting) Cuban refugee Elian Gonzalez; Rupert makes a Biff Henderson sandwich for Paul, but not for Biff; …
2000-04-04
119
Bonnie Hunt, Shelby Lynne
2000-04-05
120
Samuel L. Jackson, Jack Hannah
2000-04-06
121
Jon Stewart, Faith Hill
Actor Stephen Tobolowsky sits in; during Mailbag, we learn that Tony is Fidel Castro's estranged son; Jon Stewart tries to give Dave a human heart, and after Da…
2000-04-07
122
Bill Cosby, Sarah Vowell
2000-04-10
123
Jenna Elfman, Jeff Altman, Children of Uganda
Dave shows a clip of the recent live television remake of Fail Safe to demonstrate how lax CBS is at preventing profanities from being heard on-air. Also, Jenn…
2000-04-11
124
Paul Newman, Pearl Jam
Dave announces he's 41 today because he's not counting his 12 years at NBC; during a segment called ""Job Hunting Tips,"" a barbershop quartet sings intern Bob …
2000-04-12
125
Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, Willie Nelson
Campaign 2000: Dave honors a bald audience member. Later, Biff hands out Broadway tickets to two couples in the audience.
2000-04-13
126
Ben Stiller, Brian Regan
Mick Taylor of the Rolling Stones sits in; with nothing to discuss, ""Campaign 2000"" lasts exactly six seconds; during Mailbag, Dave and Paul star in the new c…
2000-04-14
127
Jeff Foxworthy, Vertical Horizon
Paul says his 86-year-old father, Bernard Shaffer, had a quintuple bypass yesterday and later Bruce Kapler admits that his dad had a mere double bypass a year a…
2000-04-24
128
Kristin Johnson, Live
After discussing Oprah's magazine on and off for the last few weeks, Dave announces that the first issue of ""D,"" the Dave magazine, has finally been rolled ou…
2000-04-25
129
Dennis Quaid, Nicole Sullivan, Smashing Pumpkins
The INS captures and seizes Tony (twice); Purdue University basketball coach Gene Keady presents the Top Ten; The Smashing Pumpkins perform ""Blue Skies Bring T…
2000-04-26
130
Salma Hayek, Ray Romano
The INS harasses Tony again; Rob Burnett appears live via satellite from LA for ""Campaign 2000""; Alan and his fat, gender-confused German son celebrate Take Y…
2000-04-27
131
Natalie Portman, Lennox Lewis
During Mailbag, Alan admits to doing the deed with Janet Reno; production assistant Jeremy Weiner is subjected to Paul's favorite game, ""Staffer/Not a Staffer"…
2000-04-28
132
David Spade, Marion Jones
Jimmy Webb and Glen Campbell sit in; Dave announces the blood test following last week's tick incident came out negative; in homage to a trend that sweeping var…
2000-05-01
133
Kim Basinger, Oasis
Live via satellite, we go to Preston Luggage in Dallas for another lengthy chat with Al Cordova and his assistant Kathy. Also, during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria …
2000-05-02
134
Dana Carvey, Alison Krauss & Union Station
Dave honors ""Great Bald Men throughout History"" (him, Paul, and Dwight D. Eisenhower), while we watch the latest round of ""Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwa…
2000-05-03
135
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mitch Hedberg
Julia Louis-Dreyfus sings a song from West Side Story, and Jerry Seinfeld shows up to ""sing"" with her. Also, Dave shows footage of a woman dropping a bowling…
2000-05-04
136
Stupid Human Tricks, Joaquin Phoenix, Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Dave announces he was pulled over for speeding again, then kisses up to the New York State police; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Dave sings the praises of Tivo; ten…
2000-05-05
137
Betty White, Hanson
Apparently, Michelle O'Calaghan had another baby over the weekend; Dave says he's been called to jury duty, prompting a brief state of panic; during another ""W…
2000-05-08
138
John Travolta, Cast of Kiss me Kate
Dave continues to comment on the jury duty situation; the outside cam heads for Joe G's to play ""Would You Like To Win a Phony Check for 350 Million Dollars?""…
2000-05-09
139
Kelsey Grammer, Caroline Rhea
Dave shows a CNN clip and a newspaper article pertaining to the jury duty controversy; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Paul admits he had a nightmare involving Maria …
2000-05-10
140
Kathie Lee Gifford, Debra Messing
Kathie Lee Gifford discusses her pending departure from her talk show, then ""sings"" ""Love Never Fails.""
2000-05-11
141
Richard Simmons, Sarah Vowell
Rob and Dave go over the ground rules for Richard Simmons' latest visit tonight, including permission to use a fire extinguisher on Richard if needed; during Ma…
2000-05-12
142
Gillian Anderson, Foo Fighters
Peter Frampton fills in for Felicia Collins, who had a gig; Paul mentions that Anton is getting married over this coming weekend; Rob announces that Ed has offi…
2000-05-15
143
David Hyde Pierce, Phish
Dave mangles the song ""Memory,"" while Rupert and Tony Randall are invited to ""Campaign 2000"" but have absolutely nothing worth saying.
2000-05-16
144
Hugh Grant, Carly Simon
Campaign 2000: Dave mentions the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, which proceeds into another one of Alan's crying jags.
2000-05-17
145
Jackie Chan, Jim Gaffigan
A man pretending to be Les Moonves delivers a Murder, She Wrote to Dave; the retirement of longtime White House press corps member Helen Thomas is discussed, so…
2000-05-18
146
Ringo Starr, Jane Krakowski
Dave announces that this is the season finale; Dave and Maria bid farewell to Rob Burnett, who will now be busy at work with Ed; Tonya Smith drops a bowling bal…
2000-05-19
147
Michael J. Fox, Richard Harris
Dave has problems adjusting the lumbar of his chair; Maria Pope brags about sleeping 21 hours straight; Michael J. Fox discusses his health-related ""retirement…
2000-05-22
148
Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, matchbox 20
Buzz Aldrin interviews this year's nominees for the Daytime Emmys in a spacesuit; Mujibur and Sirajul make a basketball wager with Rupert; Dave flips through a …
2000-05-23
149
Nathan Lane, Gloria Estefan
James Earl Jones reads excerpts from Richard Simmons' new autobiography; ""Biff Henderson's America"" spends a couple of days in Calhoun, Missouri; a man preten…
2000-05-24
150
Sarah Jessica Parker, Penn & Teller
""Biff's Fun with a Stopwatch"" goes to a Pacers playoff game, during which he shoplifts, then harasses a fat guy.
2000-05-25
151
Dan Patrick, Owen Wilson, B.B. King
Dave drops his flipped pencil; during Mailbag, ""Bob Knight"" (Gerard) cannibalizes one of his players; Dave discusses his new chair.
2000-05-26
152
Alicia Silverstone, David Brenner
2000-06-05
153
Lisa Kudrow, Tom Dreesen, Steve Earle and the Dukes
Dave makes his first-ever comments on the CBS' latest hit Survivor, and then brings up jury duty again, exclaiming ""Some dudes will be going down!""
2000-06-06
154
Robert Duvall, Don Henley
Dave says Campaign 2000 is ""largely void of content, (and) just a big waste of time."" During tonight's segment, however, Paul openly wishes that they would u…
2000-06-07
155
Roger Ebert, Nia Long
Dave introduces Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; in honor of Survivor, George Clarke locks himself in the boiler room with nothing but a video camera and some r…
2000-06-08
156
Martin Lawrence, Sinead O'Connor
Paul hosts a game called ""Staffer / Not a Staffer,"" in which Dave must guess if the person onstage is one of his underlings. He correctly guesses that it is …
2000-06-09
157
Jimmy Connors, David Coulthard
Dave announces that he's fulfilled his jury duty up in Connecticut (he didn't make the cut); George Clarke continues to hold on for dear life in the boiler room…
2000-06-12
158
Marv Albert, Heath Ledger, Bon Jovi
Pat Farmer fixes Dave's chair; during an outside cam bit involving the CBS Store and a new electronics shop next door, Tony Randall is found standing on the roo…
2000-06-13
159
Calista Flockhart, Isaac Hayes
Dave announces the birth of Kathy Mavrikakis' daughter; George Clarke is now trapped in the boiler room with two prostitutes, and then declares himself a ""Volc…
2000-06-14
160
Naomi Campbell, Juan Montoya
An old man (not Calvert) shuffles his feet onstage at the end of the monologue, then walks away; for Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Stacey Stillman, the first …
2000-06-15
161
Stupid Pet Tricks, Jimmy Kimmel, Billy Bragg & Wilco
Laurie Diamond brings Dave a new cup of coffee after someone steals his mug; during Mailbag, Gerard comments on Survivor; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" Dave acc…
2000-06-16
162
John McEnroe, Busta Rhymes
2000-06-19
163
Mark Wahlberg, The Deftones
Paul Rodgers of Bad Company sits in on vocals; after Dave worries about possible civil disobedience in downtown LA after the Lakers' NBA Championship, Harold La…
2000-06-20
164
Dana Carvey, No Doubt
Dave shows a (phony) tape of Tiger Woods disintegrating opponents' balls with his laser eyes; during Campaign 2000, ""Rita Buttgas"" (Jude Brennan) returns to c…
2000-06-21
165
Samuel L. Jackson, P.J. Ollson
George continues to hold on to dear life in the boiler room; ""non-surviving Survivor"" Ramona Gray interrupts ""Campaign 2000""; PJ Olsson performs ""Visine.""
2000-06-22
166
Piedmont Bird Callers, Keenan Ivory Wayans
Dave demonstrates troubles with newscasters who look at the wrong camera by moving his head every five seconds; during Mailbag, Biff chats with (pre-recorded) f…
2000-06-23
167
Tom Brokaw, Eric Idle
Dave repeats the footage of the dog bite from last week, now claiming that a ""wild dingo"" gave him rabies; Dave says George W. Bush is ""(as) dumb as a box of…
2000-06-26
168
James Belushi, Third Eye Blind
Dave confesses that he has a slight crush on British news anchor Daljit Dhaliwal. Later, Alan interrupts Dave to congratulate the genetics scientists for crack…
2000-06-27
169
Martha Stewart, Travis
Ted Nugent sits in; Dave rants about the ""wild island sex"" on Survivor; Martha Stewart arrives onstage on a red, white and blue bike, then gives The Nuge a gu…
2000-06-28
170
George Clooney, Warren Zevon
Maria tells Dave that newscaster/hottie Daljit Dhaliwal has been booked for next week, while Dave announces that he's doing a favor for a cop who stopped him fo…
2000-06-29
171
Jay Thomas, David Sedaris
Dave brags that he's going to a gin n' tonic party after the show to look for some babes; during Mailbag, Biff blows Dan Rather's head off; a social worker name…
2000-06-30
172
Tom Arnold, Brian Wilson
Dave plays the tapes of the dog bite and the deer attack yet again; during Campaign 2000, Maria introduces Dave to a First Mate in the US Navy, and 200 sailors …
2000-07-03
173
National Hollerin' Champions, Skye McCole Bartusiak
Dave introduces the ""Late Show Liberty Dancers""; live via telephone, the owner of a nearby fireworks shop shoots explosives; the finalists of this year's Nati…
2000-07-04
174
Ellen Degeneres, Sheryl Crow & Steve Earle
The ""Liberty Dancers"" are rechristened ""The 5th of July Dancers""; an audience guy with a very distinctive goatee is the subject of a reality show-themed Top…
2000-07-05
175
Daljit Dhaliwal, Shawn Wayans
Dave finally meets Daljit Dhaliwal, who seems more interested in discussing world affairs then responding to Dave's thinly-veiled flirting. Also, Shawn Wayans …
2000-07-06
176
Jason Alexander, Tracy Chapman
Pat and Kenny replace Dave's chair; Dave welcomes Sgt. John Best of the Marshall (Texas) Police Department as the new co-host of the show; Jerry Foley appears o…
2000-07-07
177
Bruce Willis, Elliot Smith
Dave asks the viewers at home to have a nice, tasty beverage while they watch the show; Survivor tenth-place finisher Gretchen Cordy drops by; Elliott Smith per…
2000-07-17
178
Marilu Henner, Dixie Chicks
Live from the theater basement, it's ""Let's Look for Rats."" The piece gets off to a slow start, until Alan runs downstairs to scare them into appearing on ca…
2000-07-18
179
Will Ferrell, Ben Folds Five
Dave continues to refer to Paul as Wayne ""Fat Boy"" Ewing; Alan shows Dave photos from his recent vacation; Maria confirms that Al Gore's interested in being a…
2000-07-19
180
Jeff Daniels, Bob Sarlatte
Continuing with a running gag that started the previous week, Dave shows a ""Anna Kournikova Play of the Day"" (footage of her drinking a water bottle), followe…
2000-07-20
181
Jon Stewart, Lucy Pearl
Dave trims off half of his tie; Alan has a crying jag over Kathie Lee Gifford's departure from her daytime talk show; Dave and Jon Stewart discuss politics.
2000-07-21
182
Harrison Ford
Pat and Kenny play Frisbee on the roof; the latest roll call introduces us to such people behind-the-scenes as Tony Mendez's puppet-master, Dave's fiancé and P…
2000-07-24
183
Don Rickles, Ween
Dave suggests that someone on the staff is messing around with his chair; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria Pope tells Dave that there has been no word from the B…
2000-07-25
184
Kathie Lee Gifford, Bev Tanner
A new controversy brews as Dave claims he's going to dust his chair for ""ass prints""; Harold Larkin is attacked by a giant can of Off! bug spray; Kathie Lee G…
2000-07-26
185
Connie Chung, Harry Hill
An audience member names all ten of her grandkids; the entire theater is filled with mosquito spray; Kathie Lee returns to present the Top Ten.
2000-07-27
186
Roseanne, David Gray
Dave hits Alan with a baseball bat; a blonde woman pretending to be Kathie Lee says goodbye forever to Dave; David Gray performs ""Babylon.""
2000-07-28
187
Edie Falco, Macy Gray
Dave shows (bogus) footage of a guy with defibrillator paddles standing near Dick Cheney during a television interview. Later, Macy Gray sings ""I Try.""
2000-07-31
188
Nathan Lane, John Pizzarelli Trio
During ""Campaign 2000,"" Tony Randall botches a comedy piece. Later, Nathan Lane talks about his dog and sings.
2000-08-01
189
Joy Philbin, Joe Lockhart
Alan goes berzerk and chases a man outside. Later, Dave chats with President Clinton's press secretary Joe Lockhart.
2000-08-02
190
Al Roker, Craig Ferguson
Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor"" contestant Gervase Peterson. Later, NBC weatherman Al Roker promotes his new book.
2000-08-03
191
Darrell Hammond, Todd Rundgren
During CBS Mailbag, Mujibur and Sirajul debate ""Do you like monkeys?"", which results in a lengthy fistfight. Later, after another one of Inky Mendez's tantru…
2000-08-04
192
Tom Selleck, Jordan
For no apparent reason, the CEO of Qualcomm presents Dave with a check for $25,000. Later, Dave chats with Jean Jordan, the stripper-turned-writer who was elim…
2000-08-07
193
Al Franken, Guster
""The Late Show Iron Chef"" pits Rupert Jee against Joe G. Rupert wins decisively with his chicken rollatini.
2000-08-08
194
Sam Donaldson, Kid Rock
Biff goes outside to count sweaty people; during ""Campaign 2000,"" Alan interrupts Maria with a soulful rendition of ""Send in the Clowns.""
2000-08-09
195
Jennifer Lopez, Reggie Jones
Paul joins Dave for ""Know Your Jewish U.S. Senators."" During ""Campaign 2000,"" Maria introduces Dave to ""Survivor I"" runner-up Colleen Haskell.
2000-08-10
196
Vince Vaughn, Eels
Vince Vaughn promotes ""The Cell,"" while Maria expresses her optimism in a possible debate between George W. Bush and Al Gore right here on the show.
2000-08-11
Season 8 · 2000 · 197 episodes
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1
Wesley Snipes, Dido
Dave shows that he has a bandaged finger, claiming that he got a poison gas sensor alarm at his house over the weekend. He later breaks down, admitting that he…
2000-08-21
2
Jon Favreau, Stone Temple Pilots
Dave shows a supposed clip of the Bushes applauding Al Gore's acceptance speech. Later, several of Joe G's customers participate in a game called "Pizza Surviv…
2000-08-22
3
Jack Hanna, Wyclef Jean, Survivor Castaways
The cast of the original "Survivor" are featured in a special Top Ten list. Later, Dave chats with Jack Hanna.
2000-08-23
4
Richard Hatch, Shaquille O'Neal
Dave asks "Survivor I" winner Richard Hatch about his "appearance" on the show last night.
2000-08-24
5
Charles Grodin, Donal Logue
Dave shows the "rabid dingo" bite clip again; Biff tests his psychic abilities with unlabeled canned goods; Donal Logue promotes "The Tao of Steve."
2000-08-25
6
Mary Tyler Moore, Papa Roach
Dave's finger still hurts; Paul offers to pick up Anna Kournikova for her upcoming appearance; Alan makes a special offer to Anne Heche and Ellen DeGeneres (who…
2000-08-28
7
Ricki Lake, Adam Ferrara
Dave fusses about the polar ice caps melting and The Weather Channel's inability to cover it. Later, Alan closes "Campaign 2000" by singing "Climb Every Mounta…
2000-08-29
8
Rudy Giuliani, Laetitia Casta
On the 7th anniversary of the first episode on CBS, Dave points out that he has made exactly 3,280 episodes in late night, and that his favorite was #1150. Lat…
2000-08-30
9
D.L. Hughley, Tony Bennett & Diana Krall
Dave quizzes a secretary from Hartford with "Know Your Employees of Don Hewlett Chevrolet-Oldsmobile-Buick in Georgetown, Texas."
2000-08-31
10
Tim Robbins, Andy Kindler
During CBS Mailbag, Gerard explains why he's voting for Bush, and Dave marries Richard Hatch of "Survivor I" fame.
2000-09-01
11
Carson Daly, Dwight Yoakam
During a segment called "Summer Memories," Anton recalls being attacked by a giant mosquito. Later, Carson Daly plugs "TRL."
2000-09-04
12
Renee Zellweger, Bonnie Raitt
After reviewing stills of Dave's hand being stitched up, we're ready for the removal of the stitches, simulcast on www.cbs.com/lateshow. In the guest chair is …
2000-09-05
13
Jamie Foxx, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
Alan interrupts Dave, claiming Monday was his 5th anniversary working on the show. He's mad because Dave forgot. He runs out into street, strips to his undies…
2000-09-06
14
Jesse Ventura, Spinal Tap
An audience member from Buffalo named Mel Chastain plays "Know Your Professional Bill Gates Lookalikes." Dave likes her so much that Biff hands her "Lion King"…
2000-09-07
15
Greg Kinnear, Jake Johannsen
CBS Mailbag: Dave teaches grade school, while "AP writer Adam Klymer" (the scribe Dubya referred to as a "Major League Asshole," as played by Gerard) gives the …
2000-09-08
16
Marat Safin, Sting
Biff blows up a bicycle tube and a soccer ball with a tire pump; Sting and Cheb Mami sing "Desert Rose."
2000-09-11
17
Chris Rock, Emmylou Harris
How Many Guys in Cat Suits Can Fit into a Coffee Shop? Walking in with no resistance are seven cats, a dog, Santa, a guy in a red cape, three monkeys, Moses, D…
2000-09-12
18
Sally Field, Eddie Irvine
A "Banned from the Classroom" bit includes a jar of spit ball spit; Jack Daniels drink boxes; Professor George W. Bush's Build Your Own Electric Chair kit; the …
2000-09-13
19
Al Gore, Crosby Stills & Nash
Warren Zevon fills in for Paul Shaffer, who was sick that night.
2000-09-14
20
Kate Hudson, Supergrass
Nadine and Andrea rescue Calvert from under Dave's desk again. Later, Dave shows a "new" Hillary Clinton ad.
2000-09-15
21
Sylvester Stallone, Rocco DiSpirito
Dave goes on another lengthy tirade, correcting an article that appeared in yesterday's New York Times Magazine, calling Rush Limbaugh a "giant bag of gas," and…
2000-09-25
22
Gabriel Byrne, Kevin James
Dave gives the results of Olympic events before they air on NBC. Belgium seems to have won all of them except one (Finland).
2000-09-26
23
Denzel Washington, Mark Knopfler
Dave comments on Monday's rant by stating that while he has never been a non-voting Republican (according to the Times Magazine), he once registered as a Democr…
2000-09-27
24
Ray Romano, Ralph Nader
Dave begins the evening by announcing, "Tonight is my final performance." Meanwhile, Vince Gill sits in, and presidential candidate Ralph Nader makes a campaig…
2000-09-28
25
Jada Pinkett Smith, LL Cool J
Dave makes another Ball State Football Update, declaring last week's 74-0 trouncing by Kansas State as being closer than the score reveals. Later, Alan Kalter …
2000-09-29
26
Geena Davis, Tom Cavanagh
A segment called "What's On TV This Week" is interrupted by two guys who burst into the theater fighting. Later, Tom Cavanaugh promotes his new show, "Ed."
2000-10-02
27
Christine Baranski, Green Day
"Late Show Iron Chef" -- Joe G. vs. Rupert Jee, Round 2: Rupert makes an omelet with Cajun spices, while Joe G makes a ham calzone; Maria Pope declares Joe G th…
2000-10-03
28
Farrah Fawcett, Loretta Lynn
Paul's sick tonight, so Anton's in charge and Cliff Carter sits in on keyboards. Dave calls "Paul" (who has a nasty upper respiratory thing), with Barry White …
2000-10-04
29
Kevin Spacey, Lenny Krayzelberg
Biff plays "Super Unlabeled Canned Goods of the Night" (now with institutional-sized cans). Biff tastes chili, but Warren thinks it was chili the last time he …
2000-10-05
30
Magic Johnson, Jewel
Since Paul's still sick, a guy comes out to show what Paul would have worn tonight; Eddie Brill fills in for Alan; Al Rent of Ball State comes out to give Dave …
2000-10-09
31
Ben Stiller, Merle Haggard
Dave welcomes Rulon Gardner, who won the gold medal in wrestling at the Sydney Olmypics. Later, Warren Zevon promotes his new album.
2000-10-06
32
Regis Philbin, Jim Gaffigan
Barry White impersonates Paul via telephone yet again; after the latest edition of "Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts," Alan plugs "PK: The Pat and Kenny Mag…
2000-10-10
33
Jason Alexander, Anthony Boudain, Foo Fighters
Calvert grabs a Kleenex® from Dave's desk during the jokes; Warren Zevon is still sitting in for Paul, who has developed pneumonia; a segment called "What Does …
2000-10-11
34
Martha Stewart, Spike Lee
Like he has on previous nights, Calvert walks through during the monologue. Tonight, he goes to Dave's desk, picks up the phone and dials, says "Get me the poli…
2000-10-12
35
Mark Wahlberg, Incubus
During tonight's "Alan Kalter's Campaign Round-Up," the announcer sings an impromptu rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out"; George Clarke attempts to lose weight …
2000-10-13
36
James Caan, Angela Perez Baraquio
Paul's back and finished with his lengthy bout with pneumonia; throughout the week Dave introduces vegetables that didn't win a prize at the fair, and tonight i…
2000-10-16
37
Helen Hunt, Willie Nelson
Nadine Hennelly and Andrea Sande come out (a day late) with roses for Paul to celebrate his return. Dave announces that he's not feeling too well, so Nadine an…
2000-10-17
38
Joaquin Phoenix, Allison Moorer
Dave lists some rejected Ball State mascot names from long ago, and learns that their previous nickname was the "Hoosieroons." So, Dave announces that Ball Sta…
2000-10-18
39
George W. Bush
After months of fruitless attempts, Dave finally lands Republican presidential candidate George Walker Bush as a guest on the show. During the interview, Dave …
2000-10-19
40
Lawrence Fishburne, Lenny Kravitz
Dave show clip of Gov George bush from yesterdays show where bush cleans his glasses with sweater of lady standing next to him during break (producer Maria Po…
2000-10-20
41
Will Smith, Derek Jeter
2000-10-30
42
Show #1500
During the annual "Halloween Costumes" segment, Calvert claims a dead fish as his treat and Dave's car the morning after All Hallow's Eve; George Clarke gorges …
2000-10-31
43
Alec Baldwin, Gil de Ferran
Calvert stands right smack in front of Dave at his desk and has to be shooed away; Biff, with a little help from Benny Agbayani, does an experiment on juiced ba…
2000-11-01
44
Kathie Lee Gifford, Mark Borchardt
Dave calls Biff out to answer the question of an audience member: "Does he sleep with his headset on?" Of course he does. Later, Dave makes fun of a James Bro…
2000-11-02
45
Madonna
Madonna makes her first guest appearance in over six years.
2000-11-03
46
Don Rickles, Moby & Gwen Stefani
Dave reports that before the show he was trying to trim his hair above his ears and accidentally buzzed himself in the lobe; the winners of the NYC Marathon run…
2000-11-06
47
Adam Sandler, Outkast
It's the day after the infamous presidential election, so Calvert walks onstage and asks Dave, "How'd Nixon do?" Later, Dave shows (bogus) CBS election coverag…
2000-11-08
48
Cokie Roberts, Patricia Arquette
Calvert comes by for a smoke, then sings "Who Let the Dogs Out?" with Alan; Cokie Roberts offers her predictions on the election recount, as does Patricia Arque…
2000-11-09
49
Lucy Liu, Aaron Neville
Calvert interrupts the jokes, asking for a sandwich; during "CBS Mailbag," Dave makes a quick trip to Europe to visit his three Dutch fans, then accidentally de…
2000-11-10
50
Kid Scientists, Samuel L. Jackson
During the monologue, Dave does a "Classic Clinton Joke": "He's so fat he can't see who he's having sex with." Also, Biff reports from the election mess in Pal…
2000-11-13
51
Bruce Willis, Charles Barkley
Calvert comes out to tear up the cue card for the Classic Clinton Joke; Dave tells another dentist-related horror story; Alan congratulates Hillary Clinton on b…
2000-11-14
52
Mike Myers, Ricky Martin
Calvert serves Dave some coffee; Mike Myers shows a clip from a movie he made when he was 13.
2000-11-15
53
Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Elliot
Calvert comes out to clean his glasses on Dave's jacket; Michael McDonald (of Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers fame) sits in; the show closes with the CBS Orchest…
2000-11-16
54
Val Kilmer, Everclear
Anton tells about his troubles with a kid on Halloween; Dave's interview with Val Kilmer goes horribly awry.
2000-11-17
55
Susan Sarandon, Kasey Chambers
After having one flag put on the set last night, Dave now has two flags behind his desk so he can "look more presidential." Later, Dave gives Susan Sarandon a …
2000-11-20
56
Brian Williams, Faith Hill
Calvert comes out dressed like Dave and inspects a ballot; Dave demonstrates his improved facial maneuverability, and then thanks his dentist; the Brazilian Oly…
2000-11-21
57
Richard Simmons, Giselle Bundchen
Calvert comes out to comb his hair, and leaves the stage to a standing ovation. Also, Richard Simmons comes out in an orange and yellow turkey outfit, promptin…
2000-11-22
58
Stupid Human Tricks, Keri Russell
Dave apologizes for last night's show. Later, he shows highlights from the staff Thanksgiving Party, during which Dave dresses as a pilgrim and Paul gets throw…
2000-11-23
59
Matthew Broderick, David Gray
Calvert applies Chap Stick to his face; Dave finally gives an explanation for his behavior two nights ago (something involving how he won't let anybody touch hi…
2000-11-24
60
Bette Midler, Jack Hanna
Calvert comes out with a remote control to zap Dave; a tiger cub belonging to Jack Hanna develops a strange fondness for Dave.
2000-11-27
61
Martha Stewart, Christina Aquilera
Rather than do something, Calvert walks onstage, stands next to Dave for ten seconds, then walks away; Dave now has twelve flags behind his desk; Dave and Marth…
2000-11-28
62
Jon Stewart, Everlast
Calvert cleans the cameras; Dave refers to Paul as "President-elect Paul W. Shaffer;" Dave mentions that magician David Blaine is frozen alive in a block of ice…
2000-11-29
63
Mel Gibson, Todd Barry
Calvert walks onstage drinking a quart of egg nog straight out of the carton; to promote Dave's upcoming appearance in Bosnia, Biff visits a troop stationed the…
2000-12-11
64
Charles Grodin, Bobby LaBonte
Calvert drinks more egg nog; Charles Grodin; 2000 NASCAR Winston Cup champion Bobby Labonte; Dave shows outtake footage of last night's "Biff in Bosnia."
2000-12-12
65
Jay Thomas, Orny Adams
Dave shows a picture of President-elect Bush wearing a funny cowboy hat; in case there are any updates on tonight's decision, live via satellite, three guys sta…
2000-12-13
66
Helen Hunt, Robert Klein
Dave shows a clip of MSNBC's Bob Kur mumbling during his report of last night's Supreme Court decision; an audience member tries to sneak out of "Know Your Curr…
2000-12-14
67
CBS Mailbag, At the Drive-In
Paul walks over to adjust Dave's shirt; Calvert drinks more egg nog; during Mailbag, we watch "Dave's Trip to Norway," in which he ends up in Finland by mistake…
2000-12-15
68
Sean Connery, Barenaked Ladies
Dave shows a clip of President-elect Bush and Colin Powell hugging rather awkwardly; Rupert, Mujibur, Sirajul, and Joe G. decorate the Late Show Christmas Tree;…
2000-12-18
69
Tom Hanks, Darlene Love
It's "Bosnia Night" on the Late Show: Dave wears night-vision goggles during the monologue; the audience consists entirely of members of the Armed Forces; the H…
2000-12-19
70
George Clooney, Sade
In honor of his 35 years with CBS, Dave gives cameraman Dave Dorsett a fake Christmas gift; Dave announces that staff morale at the Late Show has never been low…
2000-12-20
71
Juliette Binoche, Jonathan Witherspoon
Calvert sprays snow from a can on a camera lens. Dave squeegees it, but he gets the foam all over his suit. Also, comedian John Witherspoon does impressions o…
2000-12-21
72
Uma Thurman, Brian Regan
Calvert is dressed as Santa; during Mailbag, Alan prepares for a role in a porno movie by sitting in a bathtub filled with egg nog; Brian Regan comments on the …
2000-12-22
73
Lily Tomlin, Anthony Clark
Calvert comes out with his shiny new scooter; Dave asks Steph/Monty to tape "Jackass" for him; Paul discusses Hanukkah, then admits that he's in a drunken stupo…
2000-12-26
74
Jay Mohr, Snoop Dogg
Dave tells 10 "It's so cold..." jokes; Dave, Rupert and others bid a fond farewell to Joe G. Pizza, which is moving to W. 56th Street next month; Dave mentions …
2000-12-27
75
Benjamin Bratt, Jimmie Walker
Dave has a special new year's message for the kids (not to mention his biker buddies): "Ride straight." Also, Dave tells six more "It's so cold…" jokes during…
2000-12-28
76
Matt Damon, Fuel
2000-12-29
77
Sarah Jessica Parker, Jamie Bell
Dave mentions that Ed won a People's Choice Award for Best New Series. He says he's never won one "because the people don't like me." Alan Kalter brags about wi…
2001-01-08
78
Tim Robbins, Julie Bowen
An old man resembling Calvert walks onstage after the monologue; 60's pop singer Jackie DeShannon sits in and croons some of her biggest hits; Dave shows (bogus…
2001-01-09
79
Dennis Quaid, Jason Seahorn
The old guy/Calvert surrogate from last night stares blankly at the camera; Dave asks Steph/Monty for dental tools; another "Day in the Life of Hillary Clinton"…
2001-01-10
80
Kim Cattrall, Bob Sarlatte
Throughout the night, Giants placekicker Brad Deluiso kicks field goals. Also, Kim Cattrall claims Garry Shandling tried to set her up with Dave years ago, but …
2001-01-11
81
Christine Baranski, Seal
Mailbag: Pat Farmer wears a skirt, while a hot dog vender (Michael Z. McIntee) sells Dave a hot dog with "I love you" spelled in mustard.
2001-01-12
82
Dan Rather, Vinnie Jones
Dave shows a photo of a cake Dorothy made to commemorate the one-year anniversary of his quintuple-bypass; Dave asks Steph/Monty for some Miller® Lite inflatabl…
2001-01-15
83
Sean Penn, Lauren Kessler
Dave starts off the show by discussing the launch of Oprah's new magazine, and then he shows a copy of Martha Stewart's rag, claiming that for a time Martha was…
2001-01-16
84
Matthew McConaughey, Elle Macpherson
Dave complains that his chair is not as comfortable as he would like it to be, then hypothesizes that it's the lumbar adjustment that's causing the problems; du…
2001-01-17
85
Neve Campbell, George Miller
Dave admits that he's addicted to carbohydrates; NYC Chief of Police Bill DeLace gives snow survival tips; Dave shows two clips of George W. Bush pronouncing bi…
2001-01-18
86
Tom Selleck, Richard Ashcroft
On the eve of President Bush's inauguration, Dave tells one last "Classic Clinton Joke" from 1998. Also, during Mailbag, the staff falls victim to a gas leak, w…
2001-01-19
87
John Goodman, 3 Doors Down
Dave comments on yesterday's Giants-Ravens Super Bowl, then shows footage of MVP Ray Lewis with confetti stuck on his face. Also, Maria Pope introduces Dave to…
2001-01-29
88
Dolly Parton/William Petersen
Throughout the night, various celebrities (such as Regis and Dave) endorse a "Hacking Cough of the Night." Also, Biff introduces his report from Super Bowl XXX…
2001-01-30
89
Patricia Heaton, Jeff Pobst
Dave demands that Johnny Knoxville from "Jackass" appear on the show; Dave shows a clip of President Bush slapping the first lady in the butt in public; Jeff Pr…
2001-01-31
90
Keanu Reeves, Tony Siragusa
Dave casually mentions that today is the nineteenth anniversary of his first foray into late night, and Nancy Agostini and Mike McIntee walk out and give Paul f…
2001-02-01
91
Jack Black, Aimee Mann
During Mailbag, Harold Larkin goes to Jupiter, then looses his pants due to their extreme gravity; Alan Kalter discusses Good Morning America's plan to show a l…
2001-02-02
92
Anthony Hopkins, Erykah Badu
Dave's desk has been repainted a gaudy light blue; Dave rants about last Saturday's debut of the XFL, demanding that the players huck folding chairs at each oth…
2001-02-05
93
Jennifer Lopez, matchbox twenty
Dave mentions that the front of his desk was painted blue the previous weekend, and now we know why: it's a makeshift screen for projecting various pieces of vi…
2001-02-06
94
Marv Albert, Katie Holmes
In conjunction with a certain upstart football league, Dave announces that the show will change its name to "XLS- the Extreme Late Show," effective immediately.…
2001-02-07
95
Regis Philbin, Rod Stewart
Biff reports from Bloomfield, Connecticut; an audience member plays Chopin on Paul's piano; history repeats itself as Dave announces that New York State Police …
2001-02-08
96
David Boreanaz, Mitch Hedberg
For the last month or so, a little old man walks onstage during the monologue, stands next to Dave, and walks away. Tonight, there's a twist: the old guy walks…
2001-02-09
97
Kelly Ripa, Jamie Oliver
Dave engages in a lengthy discussion about stomach flu, then calls Art Kelly upstairs to inquire about staff members with the virus. Shortly afterwards, Art ha…
2001-02-12
98
Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Cavanagh
It's milestone in the long and celebrated history of "Stupid Pet Tricks" as Regis the duck eats cottage cheese out of owner Rebecca Kraft's mouth. The sight of…
2001-02-13
99
Chris Rock, Spacehog
Dave shows a Valentine's Day bouquet he claims came from Jackass star Johnny Knoxville; Dave comments on last night's grotesque Stupid Pet Trick, then shows the…
2001-02-14
100
Stephanie Seymour, Nelly
Dave announces that last night's show has been pardoned by ex-President Clinton; daredevil Steve Direnzo jumps off the roof of the theater, then comes in to tak…
2001-02-15
101
Megan Mullally, Eddie Brill
A segment called "Dave's Henchmen Force a Price Waterhouse Executive to Reveal the Best-Picture Winner" pretty much explains itself; during Mailbag, a spoof of …
2001-02-16
102
Julia Roberts
Dave goes on one of his all-time greatest rants, this time protesting the inhumane conditions on Survivor: Outback, then chastises Tony for supposedly picking h…
2001-02-19
103
Samuel L. Jackson, Timothy Treadwell
Alan Kalter interrupts Dave with a few seductive words for Jennifer Lopez on the occasion of her break-up with Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs. Shortly afterwards, he …
2001-02-20
104
James Caan, Nelly Furtado
Throughout the night, Don Hewitt (aka the Man on Fire) is body-checked by several New York Rangers; during Mailbag, an audience woman names her dog in honor of …
2001-02-21
105
Benicio Del Toro, Shaggy
George Clarke interrogates celebrites at last night's Grammys; ten grade-schoolers from Bowie, Maryland present the Top Ten; live via telephone, Dr. Henry Kissi…
2001-02-22
106
Bill O'Reilly, Jim Gaffigan
Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave) and Billy Preston sit in; Kansas State University high jumper Nathen Leeper can't demonstrate his talents on 53rd Street because of a …
2001-02-23
107
Kevin Pollack, Dave Matthews Band
Dave shows off his brand new desk, then complains that he has nothing worth asking to "Survivor: Outback" loser Kimmi Kappenberg; Les Moonves and "Fidel Castro"…
2001-02-26
108
Heather Locklear, Allison Krauss, Gillian Welch, Emmylou Harris, The Soggy Bottom Boys
Dave shows the woman/duck and "rabid dingo" clips yet again; Dave discusses the new theory that a meteorite may prove life on Mars, prompting Alan Kalter to go …
2001-02-27
109
Tom Brokaw, Leslie Bibb
Dave announces that after a recent awkward experience, he will no longer attend network meetings of any kind; Les Moonves and Fidel/Inky continue eating lunch; …
2001-02-28
110
Martin Short, Jake Johannsen
Dave sheds more light on his rant from the previous night, asking Paul if an network exec has ever said to him, "Do you have a problem with me?" Also, Martin S…
2001-03-01
111
Michael Imperiloli, Josh Joplin Group
Mailbag: "My son Tommy turns five on Saturday. Will you come to his party?" Dave says he'd love to, then drives over to the kid's house. The magic of a celebri…
2001-03-02
112
Janet Jackson, Jill Scott
Dave introduces himself as "David Letterman… TV badass"; Dave discusses the handling of the non-surviving Survivor: Outback contestants, then wonders if they'…
2001-03-12
113
Denis Leary, Anne Bancroft & Liv Arnesen
Throughout the night, Pat Farmer shoots hoops on the roof.
2001-03-13
114
Cokie Roberts, Uncle Kracker
Dave says he's finished sending lemon trees to guests he may have irritated, then makes his NCAA Tournament picks. Also, throughout the night, Pat Farmer shoot…
2001-03-14
115
Antonio Banderas, Nick Cave
The suit that Paul's wearing tonight reminds Dave of Colonel Harland Sanders; the band plays songs by The Mamas and the Papas, in honor of the recently deceased…
2001-03-19
116
Kristin Davis, Grant Paulsen
Johnny Johnson and James Burton sit in with the band; Dave shows footage of MIR returning to earth, only to decimate the camp where [i]Survivor: Outback[/i] was…
2001-03-20
117
Jerry Seinfeld, Paul Simon
Dave introduces the bandleader as "Paul W. Shaffer"; the "spring flying rat migration" is observed outside; Bill DeLace does a hidden-camera Top Ten inside a be…
2001-03-21
118
George Carlin, Powderfinger
A segment called "What We Love about Spring in New York" finds George Clarke in his favorite sundress and Harold Larkin beating the crap out of a pay phone. Al…
2001-03-26
119
Nathan Lane, Shannon Elizabeth, Cast of The Producers
Dave announces he's feuding with AOL, claiming that they're "a rinky dink little deal" and that the "bastard geeks" are monitoring his email; the Top Ten is abo…
2001-03-27
120
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Train
A really tall guy (approximately 6' 8") sits in with the band; Biff goes to Chappaqua, New York to gather gossip on the Clintons; Train performs "Drops of Jupit…
2001-03-28
121
Johnny Knoxville, The Go-Go's
Paul's weekend plans are somehow incorporated into "Know Your Current Events," while Dave finally meets his hero du jour, Johnny Knoxville of Jackass.
2001-03-29
122
Isabella Rossellini, Wendy Lieberman
At the end of the monologue, Dave does his suit-modeling shtick; during Mailbag, Dave gets included in this year's Academy Award "In Memoriam" reel; Dave decide…
2001-03-30
123
Craig Kilborn, Warren Zevon
Dave and Paul announce that on Friday a 40-piece orchestra will be sitting in onstage later in the week; Dave rants about AOL again; Warren Zevon performs "I Wa…
2001-04-02
124
Hugh Grant, Sade
Dave claims he's been sending tons of obscene e-mail to AOL and that is ready to sue them for monitoring everyone's messages; Biff makes his annual visit to Yan…
2001-04-03
125
Paul Reubens, Run DMC & Stephan Jenkins
The "Late Show All-Star Security Camera" finds 70's sitcom star Gabe Kaplan trying to sneak inside the theater; Dave and Gaines argue over a Top Ten list that m…
2001-04-04
126
David Spade, Amanda & Jonny Schwebel
Dave tells a lengthy "driving home on 684" story, and later he chats with a pair of fraturnal twins that recently interviewed former President Clinton.
2001-04-05
127
Carson Daley, Jann Karem, The CBS Giant Orchestra
After four days in the making, it's "Orchestra Night" at the Late Show, with fifty combined strings, brass, and woodwind players taking up nearly the entire sta…
2001-04-06
128
Mike Krzyzewski, Semisonic
Dave fumes over the reworked DVD edition of Lawrence of Arabia, and Jerry Foley letterboxes Dave and turns him blue to show the home viewers what Daddy saw on t…
2001-04-09
129
Renee Zellweger, Stephen Malkmus
2001-04-10
130
Holly Hunter, Idlewild
Dave returns to last night's rant about his faulty Lawrence of Arabia DVD, and announces that the producers sent him a new copy today, and that it did the same …
2001-04-11
131
Tom Green, Dr. Geoffrey Marcy
Dave celebrates birthday #54 by repeatedly showing a Gap ad featuring a very comely woman dancing/walking; we are treated to a clip show of some of the various …
2001-04-12
132
LL Cool J, The Living End
CBS Mailbag: "Who does your taxes?" Dave points out that someone named Jimmy does his taxes, and via flashback, we learn Jimmy is actually a dog. At the end of…
2001-04-13
133
Liv Tyler, Billy Idol
Dave looks back at all the interviews he's done with booted Survivor contestants, then gives his usual cold-shoulder approach to 5th place finisher Rodger Bingh…
2001-04-23
134
Billy Crystal, The Bee-Gees
Dave announces the woman from the Gap commercials is going to be on the show later this month, and then grumbles that he's given the Gap® several free runs of t…
2001-04-24
135
Don Rickles, Jayson Williams
Dave reports CBS sales figures the Late Show has run about $750,000 worth of free Gap® commercials so far, and for the first fifteen minutes of the show Tony ac…
2001-04-25
136
Sylvester Stallone, Green Day
Throughout the night, "Gap Girl" Melissa Bernheim dances onstage; Dave mentions his victory at last night's American Comedy Awards; Dave says CBS will air this …
2001-04-26
137
John Goodman, Jeff Stilson
Melissa Bernheim dances onstage again; during Mailbag, Dave's middle initial is added to the theatre marquee, but if falls off and kills a guy; John Goodman doe…
2001-04-27
138
Kirsten Dunst, Cirque de Soleil
Dave comments on Survivor contestant Elizabeth Filarski's hair loss and how the producers of the show did not come to her aid; Dave (repeatedly) shows a clip fr…
2001-04-30
139
Matthew Broderick, Brandi Chastain
Dave says the ladies on staff at the Empire State Building gave him a private viewing at the Hayden Planetarium. Also, Dave shows a (fake) clip of The Weakest …
2001-05-01
140
Regis Philbin, David Gray
Dave tells multiple "It was so hot today…" jokes; the outside cam catches a doctor at a sidewalk booth doing laser eye surgery with a magnifying glass; Dave p…
2001-05-02
141
Bill Murray, Stevie Nicks
Dave announces he's the real Survivor; all sixteen of the show's most recent contestants present the Top Ten; Stevie Nicks performs "Candlebright."
2001-05-03
142
Joan Cusack, Andy Kindler
Shuggie Otis sits in on guitar, and later the band performs his one and only hit, "Strawberry Letter 23." Also, during Mailbag, Gerard and his fake son Timmy c…
2001-05-04
143
Tina Wesson, Kate Hudson, The Blind Boys of Alabama
Dave mentions the Kentucky Derby, then whines about not getting to hear Dave Johnson saying "…and down the stretch they come!" Luckily, the other Dave does it…
2001-05-07
144
Uma Thurman, Blues Traveler
2001-05-08
145
Kid Scientists, Juliette Lewis
In her first appearance on the show, intuitive Deborah Lynn attempts to get George Clooney's phone number. She gives Dave a random number, but it's invalid. A…
2001-05-09
146
Jenna Elfman, Destiny's Child
Dave rants about last night's Country Music Awards, claiming it's not "real country" anymore; Harold Larkin addresses an important labor issue until the whistle…
2001-05-10
147
Heath Ledger, Lewis Black
Mailbag: "I'm going to see a movie this weekend. Which one should I see?" Dave introduces a segment called "Kenny Sheehan's Movie Review," during which the stag…
2001-05-11
148
Charlie Sheen, Missy Elliot
Dave calls Art Kelly (the theater receptionist) about a possibly offensive joke from last Fridays' monologue involving Miss Columbia and having smuggling heroin…
2001-05-14
149
John Travolta, R.E.M.
Returning to last night's controversy, Dave announces Miss Columbia 2001 will be a guest on Thursday's show, then profusely apologizes for the heroin-smuggling …
2001-05-15
150
Mike Myers, David Byrne
Dave tells a string of "It's so dry…" jokes during the monologue; David Byrne performs "Like Humans Do."
2001-05-16
151
Andrea Noceti, Jack Hannah, Ricky Martin
A technical issue near Paul's keyboards is repaired in the middle of the first act; Dave mentions that a cover of The Weathergirls' "It's Raining Men" (written …
2001-05-17
152
Kelsey Grammar, Smothers Brothers
Mailbag: harp player Gloria Agostini plays live accompaniment for the chin-rubbing flashbacks, Anton feeds his goldfish chips and salsa, and Tony ruins the seas…
2001-05-18
153
Ray Romano, Dennis Tito
Buddy Guy sits in on guitar; Dave congratulates Regis on his much-deserved Daytime Emmy win; Steph/Monty tells an amusing story about her incontinent Doberman; …
2001-05-21
154
Stupid Human Tricks, Ellen DeGeneres
Dave shows the audience his favorite (bogus) moment from last night's show: astronaut/billionaire Dennis Tito vaporizing Dave's head with his laser eyes. Also,…
2001-05-22
155
Alec Baldwin, Yogi Berra
Ray Benson sits in; "NYPD Chief of Police" William DeLace gives tips to college grads; baseball great Lawrence "Yogi" Berra promotes his autobiography.
2001-05-23
156
Tom Brokaw, Badly Drawn Boy
Dave celebrates Bob Dylan's 60th birthday with concert footage of a very old man struggling to play the guitar; Tony Orlando interrupts Dave to sing an original…
2001-05-24
157
Danny DeVito, Larry Miller
Mailbag: "Have you ever seen the Monkey Man?" Dave introduces the Monkey Man, who as any keen-eyed viewer can attest, is actually Gerard Mulligan in disguise. …
2001-05-25
158
Helio Castroneves, Tom Dreesen, Lucinda Williams
Dave presents the new studio floor, which is now dark blue after several years of being crimson red; Dave admits he's having problems with his computer; Biff me…
2001-06-04
159
David Duchovny, Trisha Yearwood
Paul accidentally interrupts the monologue by getting attacked by a bee during the monologue, and Dave gives him grief for the remainder of the show.
2001-06-05
160
Jimmy Fallon, The Black Crowes
It's time for a segment called "For the Kids." George Clarke hogs the attention of an ice cream vendor, a Toys r Us employee takes a bow, Tony attempts to teach…
2001-06-06
161
Dan Rather, Elvis Costello & Anne Sofie von Otter
Dave drones on and on about a buzzkill staffer who declined Dave's offer of a free apple; in honor of this unknown staffer, Paul reprises his hit song "Lumpy Co…
2001-06-07
162
Andy Dick, Brian Regan
During Mailbag, Dave is repelled by President Bush's daughter "Debbie" (Gerard); ten CBS affiliate weathermen present the Top Ten; Andy Dick promotes Go Fish.
2001-06-08
163
Marv Albert, Sugar Ray
Dave criticizes the Los Angeles Lakers' "pixie" jerseys; Dave shows news footage of a bear in somebody's swimming pool, and then claims it's his backyard; Paul …
2001-06-11
164
Luke Perry, Jim White
Paul wins the latest round of "Late Show Pay Phone Trifecta"; Dave chats with Steph/Monty via telephone to discuss a blind date that never happened; the "Top Te…
2001-06-12
165
Kim Cattrell, Mary Chapin Carpenter
Dave helps Paul with some computer problems; in honor of the coming demise of Bozo the Clown, Dave shows (bogus) footage of the kiddie show star; Tony Mendez tr…
2001-06-13
166
Star Jones, blink-182
Dave continues to discuss the retirement of Bozo the Clown, but his remarks about big, red, ugly hair results in an inevitable hissy fit from Alan. Also, Dave …
2001-06-14
167
Jon Stewart, David Brenner
Mailbag: "Can I host the show for a few minutes?" Sure enough, viewer Jason Lynch is hosting the show, while Dave sits in the green room watching Leno. Also, P…
2001-06-15
168
Dikenbe Mutombo, David Bowley, Cesaria Evora
After Paul admits that he doesn't recall what he looks like, Dave calls receptionist Art Kelly to ask if he's ever been formally introduced to the bandleader. …
2001-06-18
169
Tom Arnold, David Sedaris
Team Rahal racer Kenny Brack inexpicably sits in on guitar, while David Sedaris reads a selection from his new book.
2001-06-19
170
Jimmy Kimmel, PJ Harvey
A remarkably slim and trim Biff introduces footage of him hanging out at the Grand Prix in Detroit. Also, Dave and Paul (of all people) talk about hair care, w…
2001-06-20
171
Ewan McGregor, Moby
Paul sits in the guest chair for five minutes so he can promote Cover Wars, a new game show he's hosting on VH1. Also, Alan announces that Epil stop n' spray i…
2001-06-21
172
Chris Elliot, Harry Hill
Mailbag: "What would you do if the world was coming to an end?" Dave admits he doesn't know much about this topic, so he introduces astrophysicist "Dr. Saul Pe…
2001-06-22
173
John McCain, Shawn Wayans
Dave has another rant about his computer problems, claiming that Late Show techno-guru Walter Kim keeps coming to his house on weekends to try to help, but he s…
2001-06-25
174
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Depeche Mode
Dave continues to steam over his technological issues; Catherine Zeta-Jones calls Dave "Jay" and profusely apologizes; Depeche Mode performs "I Feel Loved."
2001-06-26
175
Marlon Wayans, Alan Webb, Coldplay
Dave's computer problems only get worse, as he couldn't name a certain part he needed, causing IBM to send him the wrong part. Also, Dave chats with prep athle…
2001-06-27
176
Sean Hayes, Brian Wilson, Darrius Rucker, Matthew Sweet
Dave goes on a spiel about the traffic on the interstate this morning; an "Incredible Dog Challenge" is held outside, with the winning dog jumping over a giant …
2001-06-28
177
Tony Danza, Nick DiPaolo
Mailbag: all of tonight's letters are read by James Earl Jones, George Clarke's flashback to a night of sex and gambling is sponsored by Donald Trump's Taj Maha…
2001-06-29
178
Reese Witherspoon, Jonatha Brooke
Dave announces that he may have parasites crawling around head, prompting Paul to call him a "maggot brain"; Dave and Steph/Monty go over vacation pictures; Dav…
2001-07-09
179
Julia Roberts, Travis
Dave announces that Jude Brennan's cousin (a parasite expert) has told him that there's nothing to worry about. Also, on a remarkably star-studded night, Puff …
2001-07-10
180
Edward Norton, Dido
Dave grumbles about the lack of quality guests appearing on the show, during which Paul comments on his inappropriate question towards Julia Roberts ("Are you g…
2001-07-11
181
Juliana Marguiles, George Miller
Dave theorizes on the show's four Emmy nominations (announced earlier that day)- either no one's watching or the voters don't care anymore; for the second night…
2001-07-12
182
Vince Vaughn, Elayne Boosler
Dave introduces "live satellite feed" of President Bush staring of into space; during Mailbag, Alan throws one of tonight's letter writers (played by Jay Johnso…
2001-07-13
183
Piedmont Bird Callers, Hank Azaria, Maria McKee
Rather than come out of nowhere, Dave orders the muscle guy to pummel Alan; during a segment called "Summertime Leftovers," Dave once again shows footage of his…
2001-07-16
184
Kelly Ripa, Bob Sarlotte
Alan is caught nibbling on a pizza, but surprisingly doesn't get beaten up; Dave makes a snarky comment about Jay Leno's chin; former David Letterman Show annou…
2001-07-17
185
John McEnroe, Youssou N'Dour
Alan orders a pizza, and the delivery guy beats him up; live via satellite from the Indianapolis suburbs, Dorothy celebrates her 80th birthday with a Dave imper…
2001-07-18
186
Jon Favreau, The Holmes Brothers
Another pizza for Alan results in another beating for Alan; Dave shows a photo of the FBI Building with the "I" missing; Joan Osbourne and The Holmes Brothers p…
2001-07-19
187
Billy Crystal, Al Lubel
Dave brags about his mom's 80th birthday "whoop-tee-doo and grabass" this weekend; during Mailbag, Dave rescues Paul from The Man on Fire; Billy Crystal clobber…
2001-07-20
188
Jeff Meyer, Christopher Walken, Widespread Panic
A celebration for Calvert's 80th birthday turns into an excuse for Dave to ignore him and flirt with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave chats with Jeff Meyer, who named a po…
2001-07-23
189
Tom Selleck, David Rakoff
Delbert McClinton sits in; Steph/Monty (live via telephone from the 12th floor) discusses in length her plans from last weekend; Tom Selleck introduces an old m…
2001-07-24
190
Mark Wahlberg, Michael Lomonaco, Tegan & Sara
Dave proudly announces that he's wearing orange socks tonight, but only so he can shove Steph's face into a birthday cake after the show; Alan gets beat up yet …
2001-07-25
191
Greg Kinnear, Afro Celt Sound System & Peter Gabriel
The tambourine player sitting in with the band beats up Alan; Dave shows another old comedy clip to kill time (Show #818, Dave's harassment of delivery people);…
2001-07-26
192
Marilu Henner, Hugh Fink
Mailbag: "How long has Paul been bald?" Dave fears that this might be a sensitive question, but Paul rubs his chin anyway. A flashback reveals that Paul used …
2001-07-27
193
Kristin Davis, Nanci Griffith, Mark Borschardt
Some guy dressed up as "Lance Armstrong" comes onstage on a bicycle and beats up Alan, then runs over to Hello Deli to pummel Rupert. Later, Dave shows photos …
2001-07-30
194
Sean Combs
Dave makes Rupert play a deli-themed version of "Beat the Clock." Later, after his conversation with Sean Combs goes longer than expected, Dave is forced to ch…
2001-07-31
195
Lance Armstrong, Thora Birch, Jamie O'Neal
2001-08-01
196
Nicole Kidman, Iggy Pop
2001-08-02
197
Antonio Banderas, Jeffrey Ross
2001-08-03
Season 9 · 2001 · 208 episodes
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1
Will Ferrell, Tom Dreesen
Dave announces that instead of "whatever," from now on he will be saying "wherever"; during a segment called "While We Were Out," the male staff members commemo…
2001-08-20
2
Bob Newhart, Maxwell
2001-08-21
3
National Hollerin' Champions, Julia Stiles, Habib Koite & Bamada
2001-08-22
4
Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe Henry
2001-08-23
5
Eric Kraff, Goran Ivanisevic
2001-08-24
6
Connie Chung
Dave points out that Tony Mendez is mentioned in this week's "Talk of the Town" column in The New Yorker. Later, Jude Brennan makes her last appearance as the …
2001-08-27
7
Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta James
2001-08-28
8
Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & Spearhead
2001-08-29
9
Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon
Mayor Guiliani interrupts Dave's monologue; Sarah Jessica Parker promotes "Sex & the City."
2001-08-30
10
Helen Fielding, Al Lubel
2001-08-31
11
Tom Arnold, Brandi Chastain, Ralph Stanley & The Whites
2001-09-03
12
David Schwimmer, Bjork
2001-09-04
13
Carson Daly, US Marine Corps
2001-09-05
14
Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat World
2001-09-06
15
Eugene Levy, Rich Hall
2001-09-07
16
Dan Rather, Regis Philbin
In the first show following the terrorist destruction of the World Trade Center, Dave welcomes CBS anchorman Dan Rather and Regis Philbin.
2001-09-17
17
Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori Amos
2001-09-18
18
Matthew Broderick, John Miller, Odetta & The Boys Choir of Harlem
2001-09-19
19
Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, Jewel
2001-09-20
20
Merideth Viera, Stephen Ambrose, Sheryl Crow, Emmylou Harris, and Gillian Welch
2001-09-21
21
Rudolph Giuliani, Katie Harmon
Dave welcomes national hero Rudy Guiliani to the show for the first time since the WTC disaster.
2001-09-24
22
Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete Yorn
2001-09-25
23
Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious D
2001-09-26
24
Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street'
2001-09-27
25
Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef Jean
2001-09-28
26
Elton John, Steve Zahn
2001-10-01
27
Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah Harmer
2001-10-02
28
John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe Strummer
During "What's the Deal With Old Guys and Enormous Glasses?" Dave wears a 70's-era pair of specs; John Cusack promotes Serendipity.
2001-10-03
29
Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan Adams
Paul composes a song about people that look like Burt Reynolds; Owen Wilson plugs Zoolander.
2001-10-04
30
Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo Phillips
Alan gives dating tips; Joshua Jackson promotes the upcoming season premiere of "Dawson's Creek;" Emo Philips does a stand-up routine on Dave's show for the fir…
2001-10-05
31
Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, Garbage
2001-10-08
32
Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona Naess
2001-10-09
33
Nathan Lane, Cokie Roberts
2001-10-10
34
Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia Keys
Out of the blue, Dave compliments the New York State Police, but Paul smells a rat. Dave claims he wasn't pulled over again. Meanwhile, Bruce Willis plays "dr…
2001-10-11
35
Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim Gaffigan
2001-10-12
36
Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John Mellencamp
2001-10-15
37
Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel Rodriguez
2001-10-16
38
Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy Jones
2001-10-17
39
John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy Gray
2001-10-18
40
Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline Rhea
2001-10-19
41
David Hyde Pierce, U2
2001-10-29
42
David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie Anderson
2001-10-30
43
Kevin Spacey, Amy Sedaris
2001-10-31
44
Tom Brokaw, Gene Catron
2001-11-01
45
John Travolta, Harland Williams
2001-11-02
46
Jack Black, Tony Bennett
2001-11-05
47
Billy Crystal, Britney Spears
2001-11-06
48
Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle Lovett
2001-11-07
49
Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith Evans
2001-11-08
50
Richard Dreyfus, Brett Butler
2001-11-09
51
Martin Lawrence, Natalie Merchant
2001-11-12
52
Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie Merchant
2001-11-13
53
Harry Connick Jr., Bernie Mac
2001-11-14
54
Steve Martin, Earl Scruggs
2001-11-15
55
Richard Harris, George Carlin
2001-11-16
56
Kevin James, Deion Sanders
2001-11-19
57
Julia Roberts, Shelby Lynne
2001-11-20
58
Jenna Elfman, Kid Rock
2001-11-21
59
David Sedaris, Five for Fighting
2001-11-22
60
Ray Romano, Mitch Hedberg
2001-11-23
61
Kelly Ripa, Mort Sahl
2001-11-26
62
George Clooney, Martha Stewart
2001-11-27
63
Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole King
2001-11-28
64
Julia Stiles, Jeff Gordon
2001-11-29
65
Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Friedman
2001-11-30
66
Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly Goldsmith
2001-12-10
67
Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, Stereophonics
2001-12-11
68
Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews
2001-12-12
69
Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, Cake
2001-12-13
70
Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Regan
2001-12-14
71
Meg Ryan, Diana Krall
2001-12-17
72
Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane Monheit
2001-12-18
73
Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene Love
2001-12-19
74
Marisa Tomei, Lenny Kravitz
2001-12-20
75
Peter Jennings, Tom Ryan
2001-12-21
76
Ian McKellan, Phil Simms
2001-12-26
77
Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D.
2001-12-27
78
Lauren Graham, Eddie Brill
2001-12-28
79
Gwyneth Paltrow, Starsailor
2002-01-07
80
Cate Blanchett, Timothy Treadwell
2002-01-08
81
Jennifer Connelly, Colin Soloway
What's "New for the Office" in 2002? The items Dave introduces include a Jack Daniels water cooler and a color printer that makes flapjacks. Also, throughout …
2002-01-09
82
Jack Black, Foo Fighters
2002-01-10
83
Tom Cruise, Tom Papa
2002-01-11
84
Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy Zero
2002-01-14
85
Cuba Gooding Jr., Jewel
2002-01-15
86
David Brenner, Howie Long, Jewel
2002-01-16
87
Cynthia Nixon, Mario Andretti, Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas
2002-01-17
88
Darrell Hammond, Elayne Boosler, Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett
2002-01-18
89
Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, Cracker
2002-01-28
90
Bruce Willis, Ivan Neville
2002-01-29
91
Tim Russert, Jason Schwartzman
2002-01-30
92
Merv Griffin, Phantom Planet
2002-01-31
93
Regis Philbin, Steven Wright
2002-02-01
94
LL Cool J, John McEnroe
2002-02-04
95
Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, Shakira
Disgraced Enron CEO "Kenneth Lay" sits in with the band, and is later seen shredding songsheets.
2002-02-05
96
Adam Vinatieri, Chris Matthews
2002-02-06
97
Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan Jackson
2002-02-07
98
Andy Richter, Jake Johannsen
2002-02-08
99
Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias
Stephanie makes her first report from Salt Lake City, in which she shows Dave a photo of her watching the opening ceremonies on TV; Dave can't stop staring at J…
2002-02-11
100
Denis Leary, India.Arie
2002-02-12
101
Kelly Clark, Jeri Ryan
2002-02-13
102
Calista Flockhart, Incubus
2002-02-14
103
Colin Farrell, Colin Quinn
2002-02-15
104
Ross Powers, Mila Kunis
2002-02-18
105
Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh Banfield
2002-02-19
106
Simon Ammann, Kevin Bacon
2002-02-20
107
Halle Berry, Jonny Moseley
2002-02-21
108
Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Foxworthy
2002-02-22
109
Jill Bakken and Vonnetta Flowers, Kelsey Grammer, Alanis Morissette
2002-02-25
110
Martin Short, Jack Hanna
2002-02-26
111
Stupid Human Tricks, Cher
In honor of his recent nomination, Paul and the gang participate in a Grammy-themed edition of "Stump the Band;" during "Stupid Human Tricks," a fourteen-year-o…
2002-02-27
112
Tom Arnold, Nappy Roots
2002-02-28
113
Cokie Roberts, Al Lubel
2002-03-01
114
Ray Romano, Jason Kidd
2002-03-11
115
Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn Glennie
2002-03-12
116
Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The Chieftains
2002-03-13
117
John McCain, The White Stripes
Dave mentions that Paul has been keeping himself busy, as he performed not only at this year's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, but also at the m…
2002-03-18
118
Jon Stewart, Kit Armstrong
Dave asks Paul to play some Gene Pitney; the "Late Show Psychic Test Drive" finds Rupert driving Deborah Lynn around the city in a 2001 Chevy Malibu; Dave chats…
2002-03-19
119
Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D.
Dave and Paul discuss the vernal equinox and the old wives tale that you're supposed to be able to stand an egg on its end at the moment of the equinox; Dave me…
2002-03-20
120
Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight Oil
Alan reports on what everybody was wearing at last night's Oscars (all the men wore tuxedos), while Adam Arkin promotes the critically-disdained sitcom Baby Bob…
2002-03-25
121
Barbara Walters, Shannon McNally
Dave shows a (bogus) clip of the upcoming Baby Bob spin-off "Baby Jacques," which is just like the original show except everybody speaks in a French accent; a p…
2002-03-26
122
Peter Krause, Doris Kearns Goodwin
Eric Burdon of The Animals sits in; during the "Odd Catalogs" segment, Dave displays an ad for a "Government-seized and repossessed hairpiece blowout"; the Hi-H…
2002-03-27
123
Robin Williams, Sevendust
Biff shows footage of him harassing New Yorkers with a bullhorn; the New York National Guard presents the Top Ten; Sevendust (featuring Paul) performs "Angel's …
2002-03-28
124
Andy Dick, Mike Britt
Mailbag: Tony's apparent sexiness forces George Clarke to drown his sorrows in a bucket of chicken at KFC; Dave shows off a tattoo on his leg that he wishes he …
2002-03-29
125
Marv Albert, Charlotte Ross
Acid jazz legend Herbie Hancock sits in on keyboards; Dave orders Steph/Monty to buy French fries; Marv Albert shows off another one of his blooper reels.
2002-04-01
126
Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of Oklahoma
During the latest Celebrity X-Ray Challenge, Dave persuades Rupert to lip sync a song from Oklahoma!
2002-04-02
127
Michael J. Fox, Patti Smith
After Dave notices that Alan bears a slight resemblance to Fred MacMurray, the announcer and a Barbara Stanwyck stand-in recreate a scene from Double Indemnity.…
2002-04-03
128
Selma Blair, Dick Enberg
Biff introduces footage from his latest trip to Yankees Spring Training in Florida, while a fully-packed suitcase is subjected to "Will It Float?"
2002-04-04
129
Bob Newhart, Demetri Martin
Will Lee stands in for Biff on pin duty, and for his troubles he receives the tradition gift of Samsonite® luggage; during Mailbag, two "girl scouts" (Harold La…
2002-04-05
130
Rosie Perez, George Miller
In honor of his departure from The Early Show; Dave shows footage of moving men with cardboard boxes superimposed over Bryant Gumbel talking in mid-broadcast; "…
2002-04-08
131
John Ashcroft
Dave models a hideous pair of glasses he found in his house; a woman from Portland, Oregon rides around in Al Norwood's 2001 Honda S2000; Dave tries to get Atto…
2002-04-09
132
Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl Crow
After his reluctance to sing on last night's show, Dave is appalled to find US Attorney General John Ashcroft crooning "When The Eagles Soars" on TRL; Alan impe…
2002-04-10
133
Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The Strokes
Dave receives another comedy class project from Miss Markey's Kindergarten class, while The Strokes perform "Take It or Leave It."
2002-04-11
134
Matthew Conaughey, John Witherspoon
Dave receives an unexpected birthday greeting from Osama Bin Laden; CBS Mailbag is interrupted to that the Hi-Ho girls can bring out Daddy's cake; ten Air Force…
2002-04-12
135
Ashton Kutcher, Oliver Atukudzi
Dave mentions that he bumped his head over the weekend, then comments on the recent drought in NYC.
2002-04-22
136
Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis Costello
Dave mentions that Saddam Hussein's novel Zabibah and the King was been turned into a musical, and then shows a (bogus) promo for it's upcoming debut in Baghdad…
2002-04-23
137
Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie Raitt
Dave mentions Paul's appearance on tonight's episode of Ed, and shortly afterwards Paul wears the fake mustache he had to wear for the role; Alan and the Barbar…
2002-04-24
138
Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg
Another "Incredible Dog Challenge" is postponed by rain; Dave wears his ugly red glasses again; Cee-Lo sings "Closet Freak."
2002-04-25
139
The Rock, Dwayne Kennedy
Dave and Paul talk about wrestling in preparation of his interview with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. During CBS Mailbag, "Mayor Bloomberg" (Gerard) offers Dave s…
2002-04-26
140
Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg
Dave shows various clips of Ted Danson looked scared/shocked from his recent miniseries Living With the Dead; Dave points out that the Late Show was chosen as t…
2002-04-29
141
Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, Wilco
The Incredible Dog Challenge is finally held out on 53rd Street, and throughout the night three dogs compete through a series of hurdles and tubes.
2002-04-30
142
Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'Jays
An "Incredible Cat Challenge" is thwarted when George Clarke's cat won't go through the obstacle course; Kirsten Dunst promotes Spider-Man; after Angie Stone an…
2002-05-01
143
Tobey Maquire, Trey Anastasio
"Biff Henderson's America" visits the hamlet of Denver, Indiana; Dave comments on rumors that Bill Clinton may host a daytime talk show; Tobey Maguire does a re…
2002-05-02
144
Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan
Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segmen…
2002-05-03
145
Mary Tyler Moore, Norah Jones
The outside cam catches Spider-Man jacking a car; Dave and Mary Tyler Moore play catch; Norah Jones performs "Don't Know Why."
2002-05-06
146
Richard Gere, Reggie Miller
Dave moans and groans over his latest dental work; Dave shows (obviously phony) footage of Peter Jennings doing World News Tonight in a Spider-Man costume; Rich…
2002-05-07
147
Will Ferrell, Tom Waits
Dave and Paul take apart wedding announcements in the New York Times; a staffer in a Spider-Man outfit successfully hails a taxi; Will Ferrell tells Dave what i…
2002-05-08
148
Hugh Grant, Tony Hawk
Skateboarding great Tony Hawk demonstrates his wares out on 53rd Street.
2002-05-09
149
Gillian Andersen, Jonathan Katz
With Biff on vacation, Steph/Monty handles the pushpins live via telephone; during Mailbag, Paul demonstrates a hidden talent for cartwheels, and then mysteriou…
2002-05-10
150
Liza Minnelli
Dave chats with the latest Survivor loser Robert "The General" DeCanio, while Liza Minnelli performs "Some People" from the musical Gypsy.
2002-05-13
151
Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al Green
Nine guys in Spider-Man outfits, not to mention Dracula, Superman, and a cowboy cram themselves into a Subway restaurant; Tony Orlando dresses down Dave even th…
2002-05-14
152
Alec Baldwin, Ted Nugent
Tony Mendez goes home with an audience member (see recap), while Dave and rocker/sportsman Ted Nugent cook rabbit.
2002-05-15
153
Stupid Human Tricks, Natalie Portman, X-ecutioners, Xzhibit, Biohazard
Dave shows footage from rehearsal of Kenny McGowan tripping over the "Will It Float" tank; Biff visits the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Indy 500 time tri…
2002-05-16
154
Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Regan
Mailbag: Martha Stewart fills in for Biff on the pushpin board, Harold Larkin goes hitchhiking, and Tony is humiliated on Blind Date. Also, Brian Regan comment…
2002-05-17
155
Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The Firecrackers
Steph/Monty is mentioned in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly; Dave calls New York Highway Superintendent Drew Outhouse to resolve an awkward social situ…
2002-05-20
156
Diane Sawyer, Jesse Martin
Dave shows real footage of a woman being questioned on the news wearing a Late Show t-shirt; Diane Sawyer brags about her recent weight loss; Dave chats with Au…
2002-05-21
157
Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty Loveless
Trumpter Terence Blanchard sits in; in honor of David Blaine's recent stunt in which he stands on a eighty-foot platform for several days, George Clarke attempt…
2002-05-22
158
Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton Figg
Alan asks passerby for their reaction to the new Star Wars prequel and ends up making a scene. Also, Anton Fig and Ivan Neville perform "Inside Out" from the C…
2002-05-23
159
Charles Grodin, Wendy Liebman
Dave announces that Paul will be called Pablo this summer, which will go into effect immediately; Dave promises tonight's show will be "smooth and suave"; durin…
2002-05-24
160
Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo Dolls
While showing photos from her trip to the Indianapolis 500, Dave calls Steph/Monty "Dutch"; the snake lady performs again on "Is This Anything?"; Tom Dreesen te…
2002-06-03
161
Celine Dion, Helio Castroneves
Dave accuses Rupert of product placement on "May We See Your Photos, Please"; Alan addresses the Queen of England in a rather inappropriate way; Celine Dion per…
2002-06-04
162
Chris Rock, Jack Johnson
Dave and Paul try to figure out a strange gesture that Celine Dion made during her TV concert earlier that week. Later, Chris Rock talks about Don King and Buc…
2002-06-05
163
Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat World
An audience member explains to Dave how to pronounce the name of her hometown: "You're saying Morristown. It's not Morristown. It's Morristown." Also, Dave cha…
2002-06-06
164
Zach Braff, Kathleen Madigan
Mailbag: "Is This Anything?" fave Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl stands next to Biff while he puts the pushpins in the map; twelth floor receptionist Art Garfunkel pr…
2002-06-07
165
Christian Slater, David Bowie
Dave comments on the Nets' playoff run; Alan performs another scene from Double Indemnity, this time with a Edward G. Robinson stand-in; David Bowie performs "S…
2002-06-10
166
Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroe
Sarah Michelle Geller promotes Scooby-Doo while John McEnroe tells Dave a funny story about getting thrown out of the Australian Open back in his playing days.
2002-06-11
167
Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia Keys
Dave and Paul talk about their cholesterol levels; Freddie Prinze, Jr. promotes Scooby-Doo; Alicia Keys sings "How Come You Don't Call Me?"
2002-06-12
168
Jodie Foster, Jack Hanna
2002-06-13
169
Matt Damon, Marc Maron
Biff does his pushpin schtick live from the Grand Canyon, and Dave persuades him to yell "Hey, Mommy!" just to see if there's an echo. Also, Paul does a somewh…
2002-06-14
170
Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The Flatlanders
Dave takes inventory of all his favorite clips (the "wild dingo," the baby owl eating the mouse, Dubya looking confused, etc.); Tom Cruise shows off his braces;…
2002-06-17
171
Ellen DeGeneres, Al Franken
George Clarke stands on the roof of the Studio 54 building to hit golf balls, hoping to go over the Ed Sullivan Theater and break glass on the WPI building on i…
2002-06-18
172
Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, Moby
The bird callers of Piedmont High School demonstrate their wares once more; Moby sings "We Are Made of Stars."
2002-06-19
173
Harrison Ford, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
The U.S. National Team presents "Top Ten Ways to Get Americans Excited About Soccer;" Dave brags about buying his first car at Harrison Ford; The Trail of Dead …
2002-06-20
174
Connie Chung, Gary Mule Deer
Biff and Bruce Willis push pins in Hawaii during CBS Mailbag, while Dave lands on the cover of "Martha Stewart Living."
2002-06-21
175
Will Smith, Landon Donovan, Yo Yo Ma & The Silk Road Project
Will Smith promotes "Men In Black 2," while the US Men's World Cup Soccer Team holds an exhibition on the roof of the theater.
2002-06-24
176
National Hollering Champions, Adam Sandler, Trik Turner
Dave makes several enlightening remarks about the National Hollerin' Champions from North Carolina, who later perform their winning hollers; Adam Sandler plugs …
2002-06-25
177
Tom Brokaw, Bow Wow
Dave reads from random wedding announcements in the New York Times in a segment called "Will It Last?"
2002-06-26
178
Michelle Williams, Barry Sonnenfeld
The audience is victorious once more when they play "Stump the Band." Later, Dave shows a very obnoxious commerical for the upcoming G-8 Summit.
2002-06-27
179
Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kweller
The "Late Show CBS Mailbag Biff Henderson Map Across America Summer Tour" lands at the Statue of Liberty. Later, Ben Kweller performs "Wasted and Ready."
2002-06-28
180
Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton
Biff goes out in van, annoying people with a bullhorn. Later, Steph/Monty asks "Road to Perdition" star Tom Hanks, "During the filming, did the crew see or tou…
2002-07-08
181
Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorse
Zeke, the "Rabid Dingo" that bit Dave in June 2000, makes a return appearance on "Stupid Pet Tricks." Later, rubyhorse sings "Sparkle."
2002-07-09
182
Robin Williams, Pat Green
Dave talks about a snake in his house; Alan Kalter seduces a CPR dummy during a segment called "What's New for Summer;" Pat and Kenny read a transcript of Oprah…
2002-07-10
183
Paul Newman, Counting Crows
Dave plays "Know Your Current Events" with the audience. Later, Paul Newman talks about auto racing while promoting "Road to Perdition."
2002-07-11
184
Nathan Lane, Hugh Fink
Biff's Summer Tour stops at Niagara Falls. Meanwhile, during CBS Mailbag, George Clarke talks about his plans for the Fourth of July; Alan Kalter struts his "m…
2002-07-12
185
Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews Band
Dave admits to being in a disproportionatly good mood during a segment called "Late Show Newsmakers;" the Dave Matthews Band becomes the second band ever to per…
2002-07-15
186
Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon Burke
Steph/Monty and Dave play another round of "Psychic Sandwich." Later, Dave wrecks havoc during a cooking segment with New York restaurant owner Mario Batali.
2002-07-16
187
Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta James
Sarah Jessica Parker talks about her unborn child; Alan appears to be on the brink of sanity; Dave stumps the audience with a "Beach Quiz."
2002-07-17
188
Geena Davis, Robert Plant
Just for the hell of it, the annual "Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge" is held in the middle of July; Dave quizzes the audience with "Know Your Current E…
2002-07-18
189
Ted Koppel, Wendy Liebman
Biff's latest stop on his tour is Washington, DC; Dave chats with "Martha Stewart" (Gerard) and her lawyer made of pine cones during CBS Mailbag; Ted Koppel sho…
2002-07-19
190
Haley Joel Osment, Bill Scheft, Dashboard Confessional
George Clarke flies a kite from a taxi; Haley Joel Osment promotes his movie, "The Country Bears;" Dashboard Confessional performs "Saints and Sailors."
2002-07-22
191
Kristen Johnson, Kinky
Rupert goes golfing; Calvert DeForest turns 81; Kristen Johnston promotes her appearance in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" in Central Park.
2002-07-23
192
Dana Carvey, Ben Kilham
Dave chats with a "bear rehabilitator;" Dana Carvey promotes his movie "Master of Disguise;" the "Charts and Graphs" segment reveals that the contents of Ding D…
2002-07-24
193
Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, Weezer
During "Know Your Current Events," Dave seems to fixate on attractive women. Later, Weezer plays "Keep Fishin'."
2002-07-25
194
Bill Cosby, Tift Merritt
During "CBS Mailbag," Paul exaggarates some of the many great tourist destinations of his hometown in Ontario. Later, Bill Cosby talks about his Congressional …
2002-07-26
195
Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef Jean
It's the dog days of summer, which might explain why Biff is sitting on a block of ice. Later, Julia Stiles talks about her hair.
2002-07-29
196
Joan Rivers, Zooey Deschanel
Dave and Rupert play "The Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge." Tonight's celebrity is James Caan.
2002-07-30
197
Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little Richard
Dave reads articles from obscure newspapers in a segment called "Small Town News." Later, Little Richard sings "Good Golly, Miss Molly."
2002-07-31
198
Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
Mike Myers promotes "Austin Powers in Goldmember" and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performs "The Rising."
2002-08-01
199
Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch Hedberg
Biff's Summer Tour continues as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform "Lonesome Day."
2002-08-02
200
Matthew Perry, The Vines
Dave welcomes "Friends" star Matthew Perry, who is promoting a new movie. Meanwhile, a performance by the Aussie rock group The Vines blows the audience (and D…
2002-08-19
201
Robin Williams, James Taylor
Sitting in with the band tonight is an unknown winner from the previous night's Teen Choice Awards. Later, Robin Williams plugs "One Hour Photo."
2002-08-20
202
Al Pacino, Roger Clemens
Dave shows a timeline of President Bush's vacation, while Al Pacino promotes the movie "Simone."
2002-08-21
203
Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Ryan
Biff pushes pins into a map right in front of the famous Hollywood sign in L.A.; Alan and his twin brother Rick appear on "American Idol"; upon hearing of a pro…
2002-08-23
204
Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty Vegas
"SNL" star Jimmy Fallon promotes the MTV Video Music Awards, which he's hosting.
2002-08-26
205
Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie Chicks
Dave announces that tomorrow night Paul will be inducted into the National Black Sports and Entertainment Hall of Fame. Later, Chris Elliott and Dave reminisce…
2002-08-27
206
John Travolta, Nelly
Dave forces Steph/Monty to ask John Travolta, "How can I get in touch with the other Sweathogs?"
2002-08-28
207
Caroline Rhea, Jake Gyllenhall
Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Osama congratulates Dave for nine years at CBS; Jake Gyllenhall promotes "Moonlight Mile."
2002-08-29
208
Martin Short, Lewis Black
Biff Henderson ends his tour of the US during the "CBS Mailbag" segment (final stop: Mt. Rushmore) as Dave chats with "Dr. Steven Hatfill" (Gerard). Later, Dav…
2002-08-30
Season 10 · 2002 · 187 episodes
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1
Amanda Peet, Tom Dreesen
Dave mentions that a street is being named after Paul in his hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Later, Dave plays ""How Many Guys in Alien Suits Can Fit Into a …
2002-09-03
2
Jeff Goldblum, George Miller
Dave shows a promo for Al Jazzera's new show ""Afghani Idol;"" Dave calls Paul a half-wit, then apologizes several times; George Miller comments on frozen cryog…
2002-09-04
3
Drea de Matteo, Sarah Vowell, The Doves
Steph/Monty is on the roof with binoculars, looking for Bon Jovi performing in Times Square. Later, another one of Dave's assistants applies sunscreen on our w…
2002-09-05
4
Peter Jennings, John Witherspoon
During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks how Biff chose where to go during his summer tour. Biff responds by thanking ""Rand"" and ""McNally,"" who turn out to be a c…
2002-09-06
5
John McEnroe, Piper Perabo, Queens of the Stone Age
Dave shows a (supposed) clip from the hit movie ""SwimFan,"" then chats with Stephanie about the US Open.
2002-09-09
6
Jennifer Esposito, Marianne Faithful
Dave introduces the man that supposedly punched David Wells; Rupert's Paul Shaffer sandwich beats Europa Cafe's basil chicken sandwich in a taste contest; ""Dr.…
2002-09-10
7
Bill Clinton, Nanci Griffith
Dave reflects on a certain one-year anniversary, then chats with his former monologue punching bag, President Bill Clinton.
2002-09-11
8
Regis Philbin, Linda Thompson
Dave announces the show can no longer be seen in Mexico City; Dave introduces Network Time Killers such as ""Korean Soap Opera Clip of the Night"" and ""Anton F…
2002-09-12
9
Megan Mullally, Rich Hall
Dave announces that any cell phones that go off during the taping will be smashed with a hammer; ""Dr. Phil"" (Gerard) tells Dave that he's deeply insane; Rich …
2002-09-13
10
Bruce Willis, Eve
After watching Oprah win the Bob Hope Award at last night's Emmys; Dave demands to win it in 2003; Dave gives Barbara Gaines a kiss for her heartfelt speech at …
2002-09-23
11
Jack Hanna, Tom Cavanagh, Civil War Reenactment
In observance of an incedent that occured at a White Sox-Royals game the previous week, two shirtless drunks beat the crap out of Alan. Later, a Civil War batt…
2002-09-24
12
Reese Witherspoon, Juan Pablo Montoya, India.Arie
During the annual ""New for Fall"" segment, Alan's hair changes color. Later in the same segment, he is beaten up by Harvey Keitel.
2002-09-25
13
Rose McGowan, Phillipe Petit
Artiste Phillipe Petit walks on a metal cable 12 stories up and 120 feet long across Broadway.
2002-09-26
14
Lauren Graham, Colin Quinn
Dave announces that he has ""nitrogen narcosis."" Later, during CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin recalls his harrowing experience of being stuck in an elevator for t…
2002-09-27
15
Patricia Heaton, Murray Walker
Dave hollers about being the only person in the entire building who wasn't invited to a staff fondue party for Mary Barclay; billards champ Jeanette ""Black Wid…
2002-09-30
16
David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne
Dave reminds the nation that he still definitely wants I-465 (the interstate around Indianapolis) named David Letterman Expressway, then announces that tomorrow…
2002-10-01
17
Anthony LaPaglia, Effie Nielson, Clinic
Biff celebrates his 56th birthday in grand style; Dave kills a bug on his desk; Dave chats with a nonogenarian weightlifter.
2002-10-02
18
Edward Norton, John Mayer
Dave contacts Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson's office via telephone, and his assistant tells him that renaming the I-465 is a possibility. Later, John Mayer …
2002-10-03
19
David Arquette, Todd Lynn
Dave says he is feeling ""bilious,"" and that he will be going to an anger management course in Pennsylvania this weekend; during CBS Mailbag, Kenny professes h…
2002-10-04
20
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
53rd Street is the stage for the Purina® Dog Chow diving competition; Dave has choice words for Don Hewitt, who disliked a ""60 Minutes"" joke from last friday'…
2002-10-07
21
John McCain, David Sedaris
A recurring joke for the night (which involved an ice ball called Quaoar) is botched when Harold Larkin disappears; Senator John McCain plugs his new book ""Wor…
2002-10-08
22
Charles Barkley, Franco Zeffirelli, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Tonight's desk time begins with trouble. A housefly is buzzing Dave, then lands on a guest chair. Dave takes a swat at it and declares ""Late Show"" a no-fly z…
2002-10-09
23
Michelle Pfeiffer, Bon Jovi
America's fastest-growing whoop-tee-do, ""Stump the Band,"" has the CBS Orchestra so excited that Paul is doing his horrible Carnac impression again. Later, Mi…
2002-10-10
24
Johnny Knoxville, Ron White
During CBS Mailbag, someone asks ""Who is the smartest person on the Late Show staff?"" Dave points out that Late Show Film Coordinator Rick ""Shecky"" Scheckm…
2002-10-11
25
Debra Messing, Pink
Dave shows a newspaper ad from Indy for the Dancers Showclub, instructing guests to take 12B off the ""Dave Letterman Expressway."" He thanks them by promoting…
2002-10-14
26
Thandie Newton, Faith Hill
Dave announces he's been named the 17th-most-powerful person in show business; Don Rickles' torso is the supposed mystery scan on the ""Late Show Celebrity X-Ra…
2002-10-15
27
Rudolph Giuliani, Naomi Watts
Dave walks around during the monologue; Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame) sits in; a giant rat flies over New York City; Naomi Watts promotes ‘The Ring.""
2002-10-16
28
Samuel L. Jackson, Santana & Michelle Branch
According to Dave, scientists have discovered a massive black hole at the center of our Milky Way galaxy. Head carpenter Harold Larkin is good enough to open th…
2002-10-17
29
P. Diddy, Eddie Brill
During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke receives a mint-flavored flu shot, and we learn where the blue index cards go after each show (the furnace). Later, Late Show…
2002-10-18
30
Bonnie Hunt, Christina Aquilera
Steph/Monty asks ""Survivor 5"" loser Robb Zbacnik two very interrogating questions: 1. ""How did you find the weather in Thailand?"" 2. ""Did you see or touch …
2002-10-28
31
Salma Hayek, Tori Amos
Intuitive Deborah Lynn ready for another dismal failure in ""Psychic Sandwich""; Dave looks at a Cooking Light magazine for some unexplained reason; Salma Hayek…
2002-10-29
32
Warren Zevon
It's a somber and bittersweet night as Dave brings out longtime friend Warren Zevon as his only guest. Zevon was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, and t…
2002-10-30
33
Jerry Seinfeld, Foo Fighters
Amongst this year's ""New Halloween Costumes:"" Dr. Phil, a ""Marlboro Grocery Check-Out order divider,"" and a trio of Saddam Hussein doubles. Plus, ten drill…
2002-10-31
34
Don Rickles, Jim Gaffigan
During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke explains why breakfast is the most important meal of the day, while Dave has an exclusive interview with ""Lizzie Grubman"" (a…
2002-11-01
35
Stupid Human Tricks, Sean Hayes, Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams
During ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a couple from Chicago switches underwear with each other without taking off their clothes; former Mets manager Bobby Valentine p…
2002-11-04
36
Julianne Moore, Grant Paulsen, Blind Boys of Alabama
Dave shows (bogus) footage of Bill Clinton accepting the nomination for a third term in office; Julianne Moore plugs ""Far From Heaven""; 14-year-old sports jou…
2002-11-06
37
Kid Inventors, Tom Brokaw, The Wallflowers
Dave accuses Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson of letting the expressway thing go through, and then makes an ultimatum. Later, a ""Kid Inventor"" from Tampa dem…
2002-11-07
38
Brittany Murphy, Al Lubel
During Mailbag, James Jackson ""Biff"" Henderson ""answers"" a question about his name by standing around with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave points out that this his 19…
2002-11-08
39
Robin Williams, Emily Proctor
Steph/Monty analyzes the recent election; Robin Williams promotes his ""Live on Broadway"" CD; ten astronauts present the Top Ten.
2002-11-11
40
Kelly Ripa, Emmitt Smith, Missy Elliott
Dave apologizes to his Broadway neighbors for setting off fireworks the previous night; Dave points out that in Europe, the name of Eminem's new movie is ""12.8…
2002-11-12
41
Barbara Walters, Joe Pantoliano
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits sits in; Joe Pantoliano plugs his new book; amongst the potential bestsellers coming out this Christmas: More Advice I Pulled Out …
2002-11-13
42
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pearl Jam
During a timeline of a day in the life of Saddam Hussein, we learn that Iraqi People Weekly has named him ""Sexiest Man Alive"" for the tenth straight year. Al…
2002-11-14
43
Al Gore, Pearl Jam
CBS Mailbag: A viewer asks, ""How would New York City be different if you were mayor?"" We then go outside to where two police officers are cracking down on a …
2002-11-15
44
Kevin James, matchbox 20
The entire audience for tonight's show is from Schoharie, New York. In honor of his generosity, the street that goes to the local sewer plant has been renamed …
2002-11-18
45
Shania Twain, Cristiano da Matta
Dave asks Harold Larkin if he watched the Lenoid Meteor Shower last night. He then opens the exit next to the stage, where, with the magic of green-screen, the…
2002-11-19
46
Adam Sandler, Pussycat Dolls
Adam Sandler expresses a desire to hang out with Dave. Also, the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe performs with special guest Carmen Electra.
2002-11-20
47
Ice Cube, Cast of Hairspray
Dave points out that a doctor in England recently did an autopsy for a paying audience. Cut to George Clarke, in the boiler room, who by coincidence is also co…
2002-11-21
48
Harry Connick Jr., Larry Miller
During Mailbag, a viewer asks if Biff ever takes off his headset. Dave spins the query by asking what he listens to on those things. Biff then removes the hea…
2002-11-22
49
Stupid Pet Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, Audioslave
Lisa Kudrow promotes ""Analyze That"" while Audioslave brings the house down (almost literally) with a scorching rendition of ""Cochise.""
2002-11-25
50
George Clooney, Jack Hanna
Production staff member Eddie Valk tries to answer the question, ""Can a Guy in a Turkey Suit Hail a Cab?"" Apparently not. Later, Steph/Monty grills George C…
2002-11-26
51
Ray Romano, Jurassic 5
Dave rants about a false alarm on a New York City blizzard; amongst the potential bestselling gifts for Christmas is a futuristic clock that tells the time one …
2002-11-27
52
Amy Sedaris, The Strokes
For Thanksgiving, Marv Albert sits at Dorothy's kitchen table, eagerly anticipating one of her world-famous pies. Also, The Strokes perform ""Someday.""
2002-11-28
53
Liza Minnelli, Jann Karam
During Mailbag, Dave mentions that he's been a very good boy this year and that he wants a John Deere riding mower for Christmas. Also, comedian Jann Karam tal…
2002-11-29
54
Jennifer Lopez, Sum 41
A giant rat knocks over the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center; during ""Stephanie Birkett, Official Pollster,"" Dave's assistant asks a man on the street if …
2002-12-09
55
Jason Alexander, Ryan Adams
2002-12-10
56
Nia Vardalos, Barry Sonnenfeld
Throughout the night, Biff attempts to build an IKEA bookshelf in the theater lobby. Despite using only the Swedish instructions and claiming ""I can't build s…
2002-12-11
57
Allison Janney, Martin Scorsese
During ""KYCE,"" a cop attempts to punch Dave; Allison Janney plugs ""The Hours.""
2002-12-12
58
Natasha Richardson, Mike Birbiglia, David Gray
Dave waxes philosophy: ""I believe there isn't a man, woman, or child who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage."" Also, comedian Mike Birbiglia makes his network te…
2002-12-13
59
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Coldplay
Dave repeatedly shows a ""60 Minutes"" clip showcasing Lesley Stahl's unique facial movements; as they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul decora…
2002-12-16
60
Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart
Osama and his half-awake sidekick sing ""We Wish You a Merry Christmas."" Also, Dave ponders, ""How Many Guys In Santa Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?"" By t…
2002-12-17
61
Denzel Washington, Daniel Bouloud
Greg Adams of The Tower of Power horn section sits in; Osama and his sidekick sing Christmas carols; Dave reads Daniel Boloud's cookbook.
2002-12-18
62
Tom Hanks, Phish
George Clarke takes a bath in the ""Will It Float?"" tank; the sixteen stars of ""Survivor: Thailand"" present the Top Ten; Phish performs ""All of These Dreams…
2002-12-19
63
Liv Tyler, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
Osama Bin Laden wishes Dave a merry christmas via video greeting card; Gerard Mulligan has something to say to Al Gore during ""CBS Mailbag;"" an annual traditi…
2002-12-20
64
Ashton Kutcher, Jason Kidd
During ""Is This Anything?,"" a man swallows a neon light sword. Dave and Paul agree that this is something, but only because of the danger involved.
2002-12-26
65
Isabella Rossellini, Mort Sahl
2002-12-27
66
Michael Caine, George Foreman
Dave shows a copy of George Foreman's new book, followed by a ""Michael Caine Grill""; Stephanie dances like her unnamed ex-boyfriend to the band playing Rod St…
2003-01-06
67
Richard Gere, Chris Elliott
Dave discusses his experiences with shampooing over the years, and announces that earlier today he inadvertently conditioned before shampooing. Lo and behold, …
2003-01-07
68
Merv Griffin, Interpol
The shirtless father and son from that White Sox-Royals game in 2002 are elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame; Merv Griffin promotes his autobiography; Interp…
2003-01-08
69
Renee Zellweger, Chuck Barris
Ten members of the 82nd Airborne Division based in Afghanistan present the Top Ten. The soldier who presents #6 proposes to his girlfriend, who accepts via tel…
2003-01-09
70
Andy Richter, Rich Hall
Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for the mother of all reality shows, ""Bachelorette Millionaire Boat Survivor Race Factor Idol."" He also tries to make sense out of "…
2003-01-10
71
Jimmy Kimmel, Simon Baker
Dave talks football, while Jimmy Kimmel promotes his upcoming talk show on ABC.
2003-01-13
72
Claire Danes, Bob Sarlatte
Dave announces that today is the 3rd anniversary of his quintuple bypass, and upon mentioning this, Regis interrupts the jokes to give Dave a quick check-up. "…
2003-01-14
73
Sandra Bullock, Marv Albert
Dave shows a bogus eulogy by the network commemorating yesterday's big anniversary; Sandra Bullock promotes Two Weeks Notice; Dave asks Biff to check the weathe…
2003-01-15
74
George Clooney, Soundtrack of Our Lives
CBS won't stop airing their 30-second eulogy to the ""late, great"" Dave; Dave shows a promo for the upcoming Survivor: Jihad, then wishes a happy birthday to a…
2003-01-16
75
Joan Rivers, Kathleen Edwards
Mailbag: ""Who do you consider to be your best friend from the Late Show?"" Paul responds to this question by performing an original song dedicated to his best …
2003-01-17
76
Simon Cowell, Topher Grace, Vienna Teng
Osama praises ""Kangaroo Jack"" for his contempt for the infidels; Steph/Monty reviews the aforementioned movie, then makes a daring Super Bowl prediction (Bucs…
2003-01-20
77
Regis Philbin, John C. Reilly
It's so cold outside, Alan's hair has turned a light shade of blue, but it turns out to be a Clairol® mishap. Also, Dave bids farewell to longtime comic foils M…
2003-01-21
78
Tina Fey, Jonathan Ames, Johnny Marr & The Healers
Alan's hair has now turned green; Paul tries to spin a ball on a parasol like the lady who appeared in tonight's ""Is This Anything?"", but fails miserably; Tin…
2003-01-22
79
Ellen DeGeneres, Zwan
In a new, experimental segment, reporter Penny Crone contributes a ""Local News Update of the Night""; Dave admits that his friends are getting sick of ""Is Thi…
2003-01-23
80
Bonnie Hunt, John Witherspoon
Mailbag: George Clarke has learned to speak Italian: ""Imgana cuccia nutsoff."" Also, fertile make-up maven Michele O'Callaghan provides a cape for Paul's Frid…
2003-01-24
81
Show #1944Kate Hudson, Jack Hanna
Dave congratulates Frank Comito upon the birth of his daughter; Biff reports from Super Bowl XXXVII; a capybara (a large rat) sits on Kate Hudson's head and eat…
2003-02-03
82
Matthew McConaughey, John Gruden, The Roots
2003-02-04
83
Kelsey Grammer, Michael Tong, B.B. King and Shemeika Copeland
Upon showing off a fake invitation to Colin Powell's address to the United Nations, Dave starts singing a Paul Anka song; Alan hits on the wife of Hans Blix, an…
2003-02-05
84
Stupid Pet Tricks, Tom Brokaw, The Pretenders
2003-02-06
85
Brendan Fraser, Kids in The Hall, Bonnie Raitt, Keb' Mo, Kim Wilson
During Mailbag, Dave shows a clip from the upcoming CBS drama ""CSI: Lancaster, PA""; the Kids in the Hall comedy troupe performs a skit about women's problems;…
2003-02-07
86
Matthew Broderick, Tony Bennett & k.d. Lang
Alan is dressed as Saddam Hussein, claiming he's just trying to do his part; throughout the night, show dogs from the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show walk arou…
2003-02-10
87
Amy Brennamen, Nate Erwin, Vince Gill
Throughout the night, Steph/Monty shops at 21 on 52nd Street.
2003-02-11
88
Queen Latifah, Colin Quinn, Lou Reed
2003-02-12
89
Kid Scientists, Kurt Russell
Steph/Monty is dressed in a kimono for ""Know Your Current Events""; Dave mentions that Dr. Phil will be on Monday, and he plans to open up a serious can of who…
2003-02-13
90
Kate Winslet, Dennis Regan, Rufus Wainwright
Dave talks to ""Michael Jackson"" (actually Gerard) during CBS Mailbag. Later, comedian Dennis Regan rants about marriage.
2003-02-14
91
Dr. Phil, Beck
Throughout the night, Steph/Monty measures the accumulated snowfall on the roof of the theater; Daytona 500 champion Michael Waltrip presents the Top Ten; Dr. P…
2003-02-17
92
Vince Vaughn, Sarah Vowel, Beck
A guy whose flight from LaGuardia to Atlanta was delayed by snow sits in with the band; Mayor Bloomberg presents the Top Ten; Alan wants Dwight the Troubled Tee…
2003-02-18
93
Kevin Spacey, Reggie Miller
Amongst the ""New Catalogs"": Crate & Barrel (with new barrel-sized crates), Starbucks Coffee by Mail, and something called ""International Monkey."" Also, Kev…
2003-02-19
94
Champion Turkey Callers, Marg Helgenberger, The Flaming Lips
In honor of tonight's Turkey Calling Champions, Dave has a swig of Wild Turkey bourbon; ""Biff Henderson's America"" makes a stop in Palomar Mountain, Californi…
2003-02-20
95
Jeff Daniels, Lynne Cox, Steven Wright
Solomon Burke sits in; during Mailbag, Dave points out that a nudist-friendly Kinko's has opened nearby, while ""police chief"" Bill DeLace complains that Dave …
2003-02-21
96
Steve Martin, Foo Fighters
Dave mentions that Paul and Alan were involved with last night's Grammy Awards; Rupert asks ""non-surviving Survivor"" Janet Koth if there was any hanky-panky i…
2003-02-24
97
Stupid Human Tricks, Sharon Osborne, Norah Jones
Dave mentions that he woke up this morning with a swollen eye, then hypothesizes that it's either an irritation, infection or inflammation; during ""Stupid Huma…
2003-02-25
98
Bruce Willis, Dan Rather, Carmen Electra, Brian Kiley
Dave's worsening eye infection puts him on the bench indefinitely, so scheduled guest Bruce Willis fills in for Daddy. Amongst tonight's highlights: Bruno and …
2003-02-26
99
John McEnroe, Tom Arnold, Eric Ripert, Todd Barry, Jason Mras
Tennis great John McEnroe fills in for Dave, whose condition has not improved; Fred Schnieder of The B-52's fills in for Paul, whom, according to Bones Malone, …
2003-02-27
100
Regis Philbin, Charles Grodin, Susan Lucci, Greg Giraldo, Kathleen Edwards
Regis fills in for Dave, who has now been diagnosed with shingles; Greg Giraldo does stand-up; Kathleen Edwards sings ""Hockey Skates.""
2003-02-28
101
Whoopi Goldberg, Jessica Lange, Dave Chappelle, Andy Vistola, Ben Harper
Whoopi Goldberg (a former talk-show host in her own right) is the latest to fill in for Dave during his extended bout with shingles. She starts the monologue b…
2003-03-10
102
Vince Vaughn, Rosie Perez, Geri Halliwell, Dwayne Kennedy, Paul Simon
Guest host Vince Vaughn charms the audience and hits on Rosie Perez.
2003-03-11
103
Elvis Costello, Kim Cattrell, Eddie Izzard, Mitch Hedberg
2003-03-12
104
Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, Crispin Glover, Jake Johannsen, American Hi-Fi
Will Ferrell joins fellow ""Old School"" star Vince Vaughn as a guest host on Letterman. In his monolouge, Will does his famous George W. Bush impression and …
2003-03-13
105
Megan Mullally, Molly Shannon, Isaac Mizrahi, Bonnie McFarlane
Will & Grace star Megan Mullally shows a clip of her tripping as she walked onstage to accept an award at last Sunday's Screen Actors Guild awards. Later, she …
2003-03-14
106
Brad Garrett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Julie Bowen, Reggie McFadden, Lyle Lovett
Brad Garrett of Everybody Loves Raymond fame does a very Letterman-esque, one-liner heavy monologue, then mentions a recent medical mishap where his testes brok…
2003-03-17
107
Tom Dreesen, Kiefer Sutherland, Frank Gershin, Suzanne Westenhoefer, The Music
Chicago-born comedian (and old friend of Dave's) Tom Dreseen becomes the latest fill-in host for Dave. He mentions that a fan outside the theater mistook him f…
2003-03-18
108
Bonnie Hunt, Carson Daley, Eddie Griffin, Ron Beth-Israel, Fabolous
2003-03-19
109
Paul Schaffer, Bob Dole, Connie Nielsen, Jeff Foxworthy, Cat Power
Paul fills in for Dave, lamenting in song about the big shoes he has to fill; Mike Smith of the Dave Clark Five fills in for Paul, who later sings the band's hi…
2003-03-24
110
Bill Cosby, Andrew Firestone, Clark Tery, Sofia Vergara, The DA
In a bizarre running gag, Bill Cosby pretends to be so senile that a substitute cue-card boy introduces all of tonight's guests; Hilton Ruiz, Spaceman Paterson,…
2003-03-25
111
Luke Wilson, Kelly Preston, Taye Diggs, Hilary Burton, Seether
Luke Wilson brings up a story about how he told his Old School co-stars Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn he was hosting the Late Show. He was surprised by how unim…
2003-03-26
112
Billy Crystal, Michael Barimo
Dave returns from a month-long hiatus and makes fun of his health problems. He also shows an old ""Tonight Show"" clip as a tribute to the late, great George M…
2003-03-31
113
Colin Farrell, Rosanne Cash
""I have to be here tonight,"" Dave utters in the monologue, ""I'm out of sick days."" An ""Incredible Dog Challenge"" sponsored by Purina Dog Chow has been po…
2003-04-01
114
Helen Hunt, Jeremy Suarez, Cory Branan
Dave shows footage of Donald Rumsfeld unintentionally flipping the bird at a press conference, and later he chats with adolescent ""Bernie Mac Show"" star Jerem…
2003-04-02
115
High-Jumping Dogs, Vin Diesel, Bo Diddley
After admitting that his medicine is making him bloated, Dave loosens his belt for all the world to see; during Biff's annual visit to Yankees Spring Training, …
2003-04-03
116
Hilary Swank, Jimmie Walker
Mailbag: ""Does Alan Kalter really have a twin?"" Dave points out that he does have a brother named Rick, but Alan interrupts with a chin rub. Apparently, Big …
2003-04-04
117
Adam Sandler, The Folksmen
Dave shows a clip of Les Moonves on last night's episode of The Practice; Dave warns Steph/Monty to not ask the monkey question, but she does anyway; The Folksm…
2003-04-08
118
Lisa Marie Presley, Jamie Kennedy
Dave and Paul wonder openly what to ask Lisa Marie Presley, who is on the show tonight to promote her first solo album. Later in the show, she sings ""Lights O…
2003-04-09
119
Jane Krakowski, Jim Boeheim, Pete Yorn
Dave reminds us that his 56th birthday was on Saturday, but he claims it was really his 34th and CBS aged him; Dave tells a funny story about George Miller's me…
2003-04-14
120
Tom Brokaw, Tom Russell & Nanci Griffith
Dave announces that the Late Show (and not CNN) has the legal rights to a screen caption that reads ""Showdown: Syria""; Tony Mendez gets scolded by Daddy for a…
2003-04-15
121
Michael Douglas, Todd Rundgren
Dave shows footage of chaos on the streets of Baghdad that bears that striking resemblance to West Side Story; a man balancing a burning bowling ball participat…
2003-04-16
122
Anthony LaPaglia, Brian Regan, The Exies
Dave congratulates cameraman Dave Dorsett on fifty years in the biz; during Mailbag, a viewer asks why Dave doesn't throw stuff off the roof anymore, resulting …
2003-04-17
123
Ashton Kutcher, Jack Hanna
Due to today's weather, Dave raises the temperature inside the theater from 53 to 57 degrees; Dave comments on the Iraqi playing cards, then points out that Mic…
2003-04-28
124
Ellen DeGeneres, John Malkovich
Sam Moore sits in again; Carmen Rasmussen of ""American Idol"" presents the Top Ten; John Malkovich promotes his new clothing line.
2003-04-29
125
Charlize Theron, Sue Johanson, Minus 5 with Wilco
An Iraqi Republican guard that bears more than a passing resemblance to a dazed Calvert walks by Dave right after the monologue; Dave attempts to make ""Wash it…
2003-04-30
126
Bernie Mac, Amanda Peet
Mailbag: ""Whatever happened to the bear that mauled Alan Kalter?"" According to VH1's Where Are They Now?, the bear was fired for stealing a monitor in 1999, …
2003-05-01
127
Halle Berry, Don Rickles
Dave has Kentucky Derby announcer Dave Johnson on the phone so he can hear him say, ""…and down the stretch they come!""; the latest ""Rejected FDA Items"" in…
2003-05-02
128
Kelly Rippa, Good Charlotte
Prompted by an audience member's request the week before, Pat, Steph/Monty, and a new employee throw stuff off the roof throughout the show for the first time s…
2003-05-05
129
Stupid Human Tricks, Hugh Jackson, Kelly Clarkson
Dave shows off his regular coffee mug, then a mug given to him by Dr. Phil that's almost twice that size, then the new, even larger Late Show mug; during ""Stup…
2003-05-06
130
David Hyde Pierce, Rube Goldberg Contest Winners, Ziggy Marley
A staffer dressed as Nightcrawler from the ""X-Men"" movies tries to hail a cab, but ends up on a rickshaw; Joe Lieberman presents the Top Ten; Ziggy Marley per…
2003-05-07
131
Megan Mullally, Marilyn Manson
During Mailbag, Biff answers yet another question about his headset by unsuccessfully attempting to seduce the author of the letter; ten celebrity moms (includi…
2003-05-08
132
Albert Brooks, Jeffery Ross, The Libertines
Dave shows a CBS promo for ""Saddam Week""; a box of fish sticks and a bottle of perfume are subjected to a rare ""Will It Float?"" doubleheader; Albert Brooks …
2003-05-09
133
Stupid Pet Tricks, Kevin James, Jenna Morasca
A high school senior in Jersey decides on his prom tuxedo, and ends up choosing a powder blue leisure suit; during ""Stupid Pet Tricks,"" a pink poodle sorts ou…
2003-05-12
134
David Williams & Ronald Young, Jada Pinkett Smith, The Jayhawks
Dave reads the new disclaimer on the New York Times (""Not all articles are factual""); Chief Warrant Officers David Williams and Ronald Young, Jr. tell their i…
2003-05-13
135
Sean Hayes, Eric Ripert, Avril Lavigne
Biff walks the streets of New York City looking for celebrities, or, for that matter, celebrity lookalikes; during a cooking segment with Eric Ripert, Dave slin…
2003-05-14
136
Rene Zellweger, Jack Johnson
Dave hypes some of the new shows that will be appearing on the networks this fall; Rupert Jee lets off a little steam on ""CBS Mailbag;"" Jack Johnson performs …
2003-05-15
137
John Goodman, D.H. Hughley, NAS with Alicia Keys
John Goodman discusses his ""promotion"" to President on The West Wing; Johnny Knoxville delivers Paul's cape; Nas and Alicia Keys perform ""Warrior Song.""
2003-05-16
138
Mark Wahlberg, Jesse James, the Sounds
Dave does the ""Charts and Graphs"" segment for the first time in over a year; Mark Wahlberg talks about his girlfriend, unborn child, and new house; The Sounds…
2003-05-19
139
Jim Carrey, Chevelle
After Dave makes a joke about CBS' recent miniseries about Adolf Hitler, Paul and the band plays ""Danke Schoen;"" a woman is given the once-in-a-lifetime oppor…
2003-05-20
140
Regis Philbin, 3 Doors Down
Dave shows off the latest oversized Late Show mug; Regis admits his contempt for last night's comedy bit at Hello Deli; 3 Doors Down performs ""The Road I'm On.…
2003-05-21
141
Antonio Banderas, Heidi Klum, Liam Lynch
Dave announces that the unwieldy-huge Late Show mug that debuted last night is available for parties, and Dave attempts to sip some coffee out of it; Liam Lynch…
2003-05-22
142
Peter Krause, Jim Gaffigan, Widespread Panic
Throughout the night, Biff assembles a Weber Grill in the lobby; half the audience is comprised of sailors; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar delivers Paul's cape.
2003-05-23
143
Adrien Brody, Gil de Ferran, John Mellencamp
In honor of a recent Team Rahal victory, Dave makes car noises; Steph/Monty discusses last weekend's Indianapolis 500 via telephone; ""What's on the Barbeque"" …
2003-06-02
144
Alec Baldwin, Tom Dreesen
Tisziji Munoz (a mentor of Paul's) sits in on guitar; Rupert and a Long Island girl play ""Stop the Slicer""; Alan introduces a video montage of what are intend…
2003-06-03
145
Seth Green, Amy Sedaris, Lucinda Williams
Dave mentions that Tom Arnold will be filling in for him Friday night; staffer Eddie Valk participates in ""Can a Guy in a Horse Suit Get into FlashDancers?"" …
2003-06-04
146
Barbara Walters, Tanya Streeter
Dave and Paul discuss skin diving; Dave makes the new Hillary Clinton memoirs the butt of several jokes; Seth Green promotes The Italian Job.
2003-06-05
147
Tom Arnold, Darrell Hammond, Karolina Kurkova, Eddie Brill, Train
Tom Arnold fills in for Dave as he takes yet another night off. Later on, Tom welcomes longtime ""SNL"" cast member Darrell Hammond and rock group Train.
2003-06-06
148
Juliette Binoche, Joe Queenan, Blur
Dave talks about a weekend onion-slicing accident involving his pinky, which results in a medical procedure live on stage.
2003-06-09
149
Bruce Willis, Chris Moneymaker
Dave and Paul play ""Millionaire or Kenny?"" Later, Barbara Gaines (making a rare on-camera appearance) receives a surprise birthday cake; Bruce Willis shows of…
2003-06-10
150
Lauren Graham, Marv Albert, Bright Eyes
Lauren Graham talks about her recent real estate acquisition; Marv Albert shows some of his favorite bloopers.
2003-06-11
151
Harrison Ford, Annie Lennox
On ""CBS Mailbag,"" Alan Kalter is beaten up by leprechauns, plus Dave welcomes Harrison Ford, which gives him the chance to rehash a favorite line: ""I bought …
2003-06-12
152
Tom Green, Jolene Blalock, Scott Stevens, Isaac Britty, Damien Rice
Host Tom Green (an Ottawa Senators fan) gets body-checked by Scott Stevens of the rival New Jersey Devils. Also, comedian Isaac Witty and singer-songwriter Dam…
2003-06-13
153
Hilary Clinton, Emmylou Harris
Dave celebrates an important milestone; Biff Henderson goes to a senior prom in New Jersey; Dave chats with Hillary Clinton.
2003-06-16
154
Rob Reiner, Paul Teutul Sr. & Jr., The New Pornographers
Rupert and Dave play ""Name That Baldwin""; Rob Reiner brags about his recent weight loss; Paul Teutel and Paul Teutel Jr. of the cable reality show American Ch…
2003-06-17
155
Johnny Depp, Christine Todd Whitman, B.B. King
B.B. King sits in with the band; Biff teaches Dave how to ride a Segway; ""Dr. William Gammons"" gives the audience advice on monkeypox.
2003-06-18
156
Sarah Jessica Parker, The Dead
2003-06-19
157
Kelsey Grammer, Treat Williams, James Earl Jones, Jamie Lynn-Sigler, Kathleen Madigan, Jesse Malin
Kelsey Grammer (aka Frasier Crane) talks about his 20-month-old daughter, then chats with fellow deep-voiced thespian James Earl Jones.
2003-06-20
158
Demi Moore, Verbana
Demi Moore promotes her new movie ""Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle,"" her first major studio movie in six years. Later, Dave welcomes singer-songwriter Michel…
2003-06-23
159
Drew Barrymore, Simon Cowell
Drew Barrymore promotes her new movie; Simon Cowell of ""American Idol"" fame talks about his new reality show ""Cupid.""
2003-06-24
160
Lucy Liu, Avigayil Wardein, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
During ""Who Asked For It?,"" Alan uses CPR as an excuse to make out with an audience member; Dave makes his first PA announcement in almost four years, telling…
2003-06-25
161
Piedmont Bird Callers, Luke Wilson, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Dave talks about his recent trip to the dentist. Later, Stephanie ""Monty"" Birkett dresses up as a princess for ""CBS Mailbag.""
2003-06-26
162
Jimmy Fallon, Kristanna Loken, Dax, Chloe Sevigny, Bill Scheft, Rufus Wainwright
Jimmy Fallon of ""SNL"" fame sings an original composition about December-May relationships. Later, he chats with Chloe Sevigny and ""Late Show"" writer Bill S…
2003-06-27
163
Lisa Marie Presley, Ryan Pinkston
Dave half-jokingly announces his candidacy for Ohio's seat in the US Senate, then flirts with Lisa Marie Presley.
2003-07-14
164
Allison Janney, Nigella Lawson, Howard Tate
George Clarke and Dave play ""Would You Like To Ride In Our Freight Elevator?"" Later, Dave welcomes an elderly (if not faithful) fan who made it to the audien…
2003-07-15
165
Barry Zito, Mandy Moore, Grandaddy
Cy Young Award-winning pitcher Barry Zito stands on the roof of the Broadway Theater, throwing baseballs at the Ed Sullivan Theater windows. Later, Grandaddy p…
2003-07-16
166
Ari Fleischer, Beyonce Knowles
Steph/Monty dresses up as a cowgirl for CBS Mailbag; Ari Fleishcher talks about his 2 1/2 years as Dubya's press secretary; Beyonce sings her smash hit ""Crazy …
2003-07-17
167
Jeff Bridges, Alan Harvey, Joseph Arthur
Dave ventures into the audience for yet another round of ""Know Your Current Events;"" Jeff Bridges promotes the movie ""Seabiscuit.""
2003-07-18
168
Aron Ralston, Tobey Maguire
Dave chats with Aron Ralston, the mountain climber who had to amputate his own arm following a climbing accident.
2003-07-21
169
National Hollerin' Champions, Kristin Davis, Jane's Addiction
In honor of one of this summer's biggest blockbusters, Dave plays ""How Many Guys In Pirate Costumes Can Fit Into a Sandwich Shop?"" Later, Jane's Addiction pe…
2003-07-22
170
Joaquin Phoenix, Blues Traveler
Following last night's performance by Jane's Addiction, ""Mr. S"" (Paul) hires backup dancers for the CBS Orchestra; Osama offers condolences to Saddam; Ten bas…
2003-07-23
171
Sylvester Stallone, Ben Curtis
Stephanie, dressed as a jockey, counts off the letters for ""CBS Mailbag."" (Her horse has its own way of signifying ""number two."") Later, British Open champ…
2003-07-24
172
Denis Leary, Queens of the Stone Age
Dave wants to know if the 500 feet of co-axial cable being used in tonight's ""Will It Float?"" is coiled or not. When he finds out that it is coiled, he deman…
2003-07-25
173
Jesse Grabow, Jason Biggs, Robert C. Nichol
Dave meets a six-year-old bowling phenom; Jason Biggs promotes the movie ""American Wedding.""
2003-07-28
174
Eugene Levy, Eels
Pete Fatovich serenades Dave on the accordion; Rupert goes water skiing; Eugene Levy and Paul look back on their long friendship.
2003-07-29
175
Seann William Scott, Jonathan Ames, Fountains of Wayne
As a tribute to George Miller, Dave repeatedly uses his favorite catch phrase, ""In my pants!"" Meanwhile, a commercial that Dave taped reveals that California…
2003-07-30
176
Melanie Griffith, Pamela Reed
Dave thinks somebody is ""monkeying"" with his chair; Stephanie dresses up as a mountie; Alan debuts his new show ""You're Busted!"" during CBS Mailbag.
2003-07-31
177
Naomi Watts, Jeff Stilson, O.A.R.
A man on fire rushes upon the stage, and Dave struggles to put out the flames. Later, Naomi Watts talks about her dog, which she has named Bob.
2003-08-01
178
Kate Hudson, Cast of Camp
A barbershop quartet interrupts Dave during the monologue; Biff plays DH for the Brockton Rox baseball team; Alan has a special message for Liza Minelli.
2003-08-04
179
Colin Farrell, Robert Randolph & The Family Band
Rupert and George Clarke square off to see who can eat the most raw oysters. Later, Colin Farrell promotes the movie ""S.W.A.T.""
2003-08-05
180
Samuel L. Jackson, Rick Reilly, Pharrell with Clipse
Dave and Paul play ""Referee or Foot Locker Employee?""; Sports Illustrated writer Rick Reilly talks about a lifetime of experiences as a celebrity golf caddy.
2003-08-06
181
Brittany Murphy, Carey Hart, Dashboard Confessional
Motocross ""badass"" Carey Hart does a few stunts on 53rd St.; Stephanie dons a Little Bo Peep get-up for ""CBS Mailbag;"" ""Arnold Schwarzenegger"" (Gerard) dr…
2003-08-07
182
David Duchovny, Brett Butler, The New Amsterdams
A pair of buglers interrupt the monologue; David Duchovny talks about how he is unintentionally scaring his daughter; The New Amsterdams perform ""Spoils of the…
2003-08-08
183
Chris Rock, The Star Spangles
""Grinder Girl"" Kiva Kahl fills in tonight for the Late Show Dancers; Chris Rock talks about his upcoming gig as host of the MTV Video Music Awards; The Star S…
2003-08-25
184
Bill Murray, Pete Sampras
Rupert selects a contestant for ""Stop The Slicer;"" Bill Murrays shows off his look and plugs ""Lost In Translation;"" Pete Sampras discusses his recent retire…
2003-08-26
185
David Spade, Bob Sarlatte, Maroon 5
Venus and Serena Williams present a special Top Ten list. Later, David Spade promotes ""Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star.""
2003-08-27
186
Tony Hawk, John McEnroe, Rooney
During CBS Mailbag, Stephanie dons a kilt, while it is revealed that George Clarke resorted to cannibalism during the big blackout two weeks ago. Later, Rooney…
2003-08-28
187
Bonnie Hunt, Don Gavin
2003-08-29
Season 11 · 2003 · 189 episodes
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1
Al Franken, Grant Paulsen
Dave chats with Stephanie about a (supposed) incident that occurred over the weekend; Alan makes a suggestive offer to Secretary of Labor Elaine L. Chao; Al Fra…
2003-09-01
2
Craig Kilborn, Dave Salmoni, Kings of Leon
Kings of Leon perform their breakthrough hit, "Molly's Chambers."
2003-09-02
3
Gen. Tommy Franks, Rodney Crowell
Biff searches for celebrities on the street; recently retired General Tommy Franks looks back at his illustrious military career.
2003-09-03
4
Nicolas Cage, Alton Brown
"CBS Mailbag," including Stephanie dressed as Batman, "CBS Vice President of Late Night Programming Vinnie Favale," and "George W. Bush" (Gerard).
2003-09-04
5
Whoopi Goldberg, Vic Henley, Ima Robot
Paul's "Stump the Band" losing streak continues; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her new sitcom.
2003-09-05
6
Andy Roddick, Jack Black, Warren Zevon*
Dave welcomes 2003 U.S. Open Men's Tennis Champion Andy Roddick and actor Jack Black. Dave remembers the late Warren Zevon with the Show #1895 tape of Warren si…
2003-09-08
7
Salma Hayek, Chris Elliott
Rick Derringer sits in with the band; a woman from Staten Island participates in "May We See Your Digital Photos, Please?"; Chris Elliott comments on current ev…
2003-09-09
8
Sharon Stone, The Raveonettes
An opera singer performs in the hallway; the recently deceased Charles Bronson declares his candidacy for Governor of California; Dave and Sharon Stone make out…
2003-09-10
9
Regis Philbin, Seal
Steph/Monty dresses up as Don Mattingly for CBS Mailbag; she closes the segment by playing catch with Dave.
2003-09-11
10
Cuba Gooding Jr., Simon & Garfunkel
Dave has a major announcement to make; Cuba Gooding, Jr. promotes The Fighting Temptations; Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel sing "America" and "The Boxer."
2003-09-12
11
Dr. Phil, David Bowie
Miss America 2004 Ericka Dunlap presents the Top Ten List; Dave tells the story of his weekend encounter with a bear at his house in Montana; Dr. Phil gives Dav…
2003-09-22
12
Ben Stiller, Elvis Costello
Ben Stiller talks about his new movie, Duplex; Elvis Costello performs a song from his new CD, North.
2003-09-23
13
The Rock, Lynne Cheney
Cold opening: The Rock shows Lynne Cheney how to apply a "chicken wing" to Paul; New York Giants kicker Matt Bryant attempts rooftop field goals across 53rd Str…
2003-09-24
14
Colin Powell, Jennifer Garner
2003-09-25
15
Joe Pantaliano, Kevin Nealon, Outkast
Stephanie is Peter Pan for "CBS Mailbag;" "Joey Pants" promotes "The Handler;" Kevin Nealon; Outkast sings "Hey Ya."
2003-09-26
16
Denzel Washington, New York Philharmonic
Paul asks "Survivor 7" castaway Ryan "Skinny" Shoulders (who is wearing a Rage Against The Machine t-shirt) if he digs Audioslave; Denzel Washington promotes Ou…
2003-09-29
17
Tom Cavanagh, Ray Wald, Dido
It's time for "How Many Guys in Gorilla Suits Can Fit Into a Eyeglass Store?" Quote Dave: "I was going to buy a pair of eyeglasses, but the optical store was f…
2003-09-30
18
Tim Robbins, Sting
The latest role call reveals that Michele O'Callaghan's five-month-old daughter (named "Zoogie") picks Dave's ties; Dave and Paul are dumbfounded by a pitching …
2003-10-01
19
Stupid Human Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, R.E.M.
Steph/Monty dresses as a letter carrier for "Know Your Current Events;" R.E.M. performs "Bad Day."
2003-10-02
20
Robin Williams, Summerwind Skippers
During CBS Mailbag, Alan dresses up as Saddam Hussein for his new hidden-camera show "Goof'd!" and gets beat up by several people on the street. Later, Robin W…
2003-10-03
21
Jessica Simpson, Rufus Wainwright
Jessica Simpson mentions that she was on Oprah recently, much to Dave's chagrin; fill-in bandleader Todd Rundgren sings "Hello It's Me;" Pat Farmer drops 20,000…
2003-10-06
22
Uma Thurman, Ricky Gervais, Renee Fleming
2003-10-07
23
Amy Sedaris, Tom Dreesen, Anthony Hamilton
Dave calls ousted California governor Gray Davis "a wanker;" Gary Coleman presents the Top Ten via satellite, then falls asleep; Tom Dressen talks baseball.
2003-10-08
24
George Clooney, Merle Haggard
A man from Charlotte, North Carolina plays "Know Your 2003 Boston Red Sox;" ten Hooters Girls present the Top Ten; George Clooney plugs Intolerable Cruelty.
2003-10-09
25
Charlie Sheen, John Mayer
During CBS Mailbag, Alan has an awkward reunion with the first girl that ever kissed him, and "Ah-nuld" (Gerard) has an enlightened conversation with Dave. Lat…
2003-10-10
26
Halle Berry, Lance Armstrong
Pat Farmer and an army of stagehands throws a special form of confetti off the roof of the theater; Steph/Monty tells "Survivor 7" loser Burton Roberts an alleg…
2003-10-13
27
John Cusack, Scott Dixon, Hot Hot Heat
For the first time in several years, famed saxophonist David Sanborn sits in with the band; Dave announces he's going to rehab, then demands to have some Dunkin…
2003-10-14
28
Katie Holmes, Brian Greene, Jonny Lang
Dave congratulates Conan O'Brien on his newborn daughter; ten weightlifters present the Top Ten; noted physics professor Brian Greene tries to explain the myste…
2003-10-15
29
Dustin Hoffman, Jamie Oliver
Ten US Soldiers in Iraq present the Top Ten via satellite; Dustin Hoffman plugs "The Runaway Jury," British chef Jamie Oliver cooks some scallops.
2003-10-16
30
Darrell Hammond, Radiohead
For CBS Mailbag, Steph/Monty dresses up as a soccer player and kicks balls (poorly) into the audience. Later, Radiohead performs "2+2=5."
2003-10-17
31
Kiefer Sutherland, Emmylou Harris
Paul sneezes during the monologue; the band area is remodeled; Biff makes his annual report from the World Series; a 1,030-pound pumpkin explodes (via SFX) outs…
2003-10-27
32
Courteney Cox, Doris Roberts
Dave announces that he's been transferred to Chesterton, Indiana; on tonight's "Meet the Governor," a young Ah-nuld ogles an exotic dancer; Courtney Cox Arquett…
2003-10-28
33
Keanu Reeves, Sue Johanson
Steph/Monty dresses up as an elf on a rare Wednesday CBS Mailbag; during Mailbag, Rupert takes part in his yearly tradition of watching the coleslaw change colo…
2003-10-29
34
Eric McCormack, Dante Hall
The Slapinski Brothers, world-class jugglers, interrupt the monologue; Dave points out that Rupert was on last night's episode of "Ed"; Dante Hall of the Kansas…
2003-10-30
35
Pamela Anderson, Amanda Lollar, Bubba Sparxx
Amongst this year's "New Halloween Costumes": a George Foreman grill, the button on the remote control that you never use, and the "Queer Eye" fab five. Also, …
2003-10-31
36
Ashley Judd, Richard Belzer, Sarah McLachlan
The 2003 NYC Marathon winners make their annual run through the studio; eliminated "Survivor 7" hopefuls Shawn Cohen (who was voted out) and Osten Taylor (the g…
2003-11-03
37
Regis Philbin, Amy Brenneman
Dave gives a recap of the events leading up to -- and including -- the birth yesterday of son Harry Joseph Letterman; "Indian Larry" performs motorcycle stunts …
2003-11-04
38
Will Ferrell, Jack McKeon, Lyle Lovett
During Mailbag, Steph/Monty dresses up a police officer, while Dave tries to make some sense out of "Liza Minnelli" (Gerard in fishnet stockings). Later, it is…
2003-11-05
39
Howard Stern, Iggy Pop with Sum 41
Amongst the "New Catalogs": Harry & David Pre-Owned Fruit, Victoria's Secret for Monkeys, and special edition of California Style in which all the models have b…
2003-11-06
40
Lauren Graham, Paul Tracey, Wyclef Jean
An elf named Perry helps out during "Know Your Current Events"; Bert and Ernie (of "Sesame Street" fame) diss Dave; Lauren Graham talks about a recent parking t…
2003-11-07
41
Norm MacDonald, Jack Hannah
Dave announces that Oprah gave him a gift on behalf of the new baby, only to realize that it was delivered by somebody with the same name; throughout the night,…
2003-11-10
42
Madonna, Chris Elliot
Cold Opening: Dave compliments Madonna's latest children's book: "I like the picture of the monkey." Also, Chris Elliott introduces Dave's son Harry, who says …
2003-11-11
43
Tom Brokaw, Dolly Parton
2003-11-12
44
Russell Crowe, Pink
A sheep herder walks into the theater with his flock along side him; Pink sings "Trouble."
2003-11-13
45
Jessica Lynch, Shelby Lynne
During "Know Your Current Events," a visiting audience member from Liverpool, England is quizzed on his knowledge of Prince Charles. Later, potential Minnesota…
2003-11-14
46
Stupid Pet Tricks, Cate Blanchett
As part of his legendary "fashion show" gag, Dave models the lining of his sportcoat; Dave tells a story involving a mother and two sons trying to hitch a taxi …
2003-11-17
47
Dakota Fanning, Rocco DiSpirito, Cast of Wicked
An arm-wresting challenge is held at Hello Deli; child actress Dakota Fanning plugs "The Cat in the Hat."
2003-11-18
48
Alec Baldwin, Freddy Adu, Cyndi Lauper
2003-11-19
49
Wesley Clark
Ashrita "Mr. Versatility" Furman balances beer glasses on his chin on 53rd St.; eleven Playboy Playmates present the Top Ten; Dave grills General Wesley Clark a…
2003-11-20
50
Robert Downey Jr., Joss Stone
Dave and Paul play "Potatoes or Gavin MacLeod?"; Dave openly wishes that Paris Hilton had not cancelled her appearance on the show next week; Robert Downey Jr. …
2003-11-21
51
Paul Newman, Clay Aiken
Biff spends a day on the campaign trail with Howard Dean; Gerard stands in for unavailable Survivor loser Rupert Boneham; Paul Newman discusses all things auto …
2003-11-24
52
Tom Ridge, Puddle of Mudd
Cold Opening: Tom Ridge finks on Michael Jackson. Also, Dave has yet another rant about Paris Hilton, claiming that she won't be on because a "no-good weasel, …
2003-11-25
53
Mike Myers, Jay-Z
During Mailbag, Harold Larkin tries a new product, then, in honor of Thanksgiving, starts bleeding gravy; Mike Myers plugs The Cat in the Hat.
2003-11-26
54
Tom Arnold, Moby
Dorothy (live via satellite) brags about her five grandkids, ranging between 32 years and one month in age, and again stumps Dave with her apple and pecan Thank…
2003-11-27
55
Jessica Alba, Wendy Liebman, The Rapture
Felecia makes fun of Donny Osmond during "Stump The Band;" former "Dark Angel" star Jessica Alba plugs Honey; The Rapture performs "House of Jealous Lovers."
2003-11-28
56
Matt Damon, Jack Johnson and G. Love
Rupert is almost omnipresent in the first half of the show, presenting footage of his trip to the Meadowlands for last week's Jets-Titans game, then chats with …
2003-12-08
57
Danny DeVito, Tim Russert
Dave mentions that his son likes to suck his nose; Biff & staff decorate taxi cabs for Christmas; Danny DeVito plugs Big Fish.
2003-12-09
58
Amanda Peet, Barry Sonnenfeld
During Mailbag, the voices in Alan's head result in the horrific demise of his precious ceramic figure collection. Also, upon reading an article in Time about …
2003-12-10
59
Kirsten Dunst, Rod Stewart
2003-12-11
60
Julia Roberts, Alkaline Trio
Dave announces that he's been invited to appear on Oprah (at long, long last), while Julia Roberts interrogates Dave for his inability to marry the mother of hi…
2003-12-12
61
Liv Tyler, John Witherspoon, Alicia Keys
It's a Late Show mini-reunion as former Broadway merchants Mujibur, Sirajul, and Joe G. join Rupert in decorating the Late Show Christmas Tree. Also, Dave comm…
2003-12-15
62
Barbara Walters, Sandra Diaz-Twine
2003-12-16
63
Neve Campbell, Wellwater Conspiracy
During Mailbag, Dave tries to make sense out of "Saddam Hussein" (Gerard), while a reindeer takes a dump onstage. Also, Neve Campbell promotes the upcoming Rob…
2003-12-17
64
Bonnie Hunt, Dave Matthews
2003-12-18
65
Charlize Theron, Dave Matthews
During "Audience Show & Tell," a man recites the names of all 50 states in alphabetical order in just fifteen seconds. Also, Golden Globe nominee Charlize Ther…
2003-12-19
66
Steve Martin, Shannon Eis
Dave mentions some strange advice his mother gave him about Harry: "Well, David, I think it would be nice if one day he joined a gang." Also, "The Kalter Broth…
2003-12-22
67
Renee Zellweger, Darlene Love
It's the annual "Holiday Night" on the Late Show: Paul does his impersonation of Cher singing "O Holy Night;" Jay Thomas successfully dethrones the objects on t…
2003-12-23
68
Jennifer Aniston, Ryan Adams
Dave brings out Biff and thanks him, Paul, the USO and a variety of soldiers for making the Christmas Eve trip to Baghdad possible; in the premiere edition of "…
2004-01-05
69
Jennifer Connelly, Christopher Paolini
2004-01-06
70
Eddie Griffin, Marv Albert
Dave celebrate's Steph/Monty's birthday with a cake that reads "Happy Birthday Tammi!" Also, recent baseball Hall of Fame inductees Paul Molitor and Dennis Eck…
2004-01-07
71
Nathan Lane, Ruben Studdard
During his interview with Nathan Lane, Dave suggests to Paul that they should perform together in the musical "The Producers." Also, Ruben Stoddard performs "S…
2004-01-08
72
Billy Bob Thornton
It's time for another round of "Stump the Band," and as usual Paul does his Carnac schtick; ten interns present the Top Ten; Billy Bob Thornton describes his sh…
2004-01-09
73
Patricia Heaton, Kate Bosworth
Dave goes on a rant about Jay Leno's appearance on CBS' "People's Choice Awards" home site, while Dick Gephardt presents the Top Ten.
2004-01-12
74
Jeff Daniels, Isaiah Thomas, The Shins
2004-01-13
75
Bette Midler, Howie Day
Mailbag: Alan gets clobbered by an angry Irishman, George Clarke takes a shower with former basketball star Manute Bol, and Steph/Monty gives heart surgery fun …
2004-01-14
76
Dave Chapelle, Carmen Electra
Throughout the night, foreigners tell jokes; Dave and Paul play a new game called "Mars or Nevada?" then come to agree that it's utterly stupid; Al Roker presen…
2004-01-15
77
Christina Aquilera, Gary Muledeer
During "Audience Show & Tell," a woman from Texas shows off photos of her Chinese hairless in various costumes; Dave reads a fan letter from someone whose life …
2004-01-16
78
Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey, Al Green
Stephanie demonstrates her ex-boyfriend's lackluster dancing abilities once more; John McEnroe does the Top Ten and promotes his new talk show at the same time;…
2004-01-19
79
Ashton Kutcher, Paula Abdul
Singer-songwriter John Mayer sits in; Dave shows footage of Howard Dean's head exploding; in the latest edition of "Pat Farmer's Gaffe Alert," our favorite film…
2004-01-20
80
Kristin Davis, Joe Simpson
Dave does a really bad Howard Dean impression; during Mailbag, Rupert puts a ruined slice of turkey in the soup of the day; Dave chats with a mountain climber w…
2004-01-21
81
Matthew Broderick, Jim Garvin
Dave shows several photos that answer the question "What's the Deal with Donald Trump's Hair?;" Howard Dean presents the Top Ten live via satellite from New Ham…
2004-01-22
82
Al Franken, Jake Johannsen, Phantom Planet
Al Franken comments on his trip to Iraq; Phantom Planet performs "Big Brat."
2004-01-23
83
Regis Philbin, The Thrills
Dave mentions the passing of influential late night great Jack Paar; Biff introduces his annual "Biff at the Super Bowl" segment; Bill DeLace does another Top T…
2004-02-02
84
Harry Connick Jr., Sean Astin
Dave announces that after 22 years on the wagon, he would like to start drinking again, but only during the show. Later, he wishes Oprah a belated happy 50th b…
2004-02-03
85
Bill Belichick, Cindy Crawford
Dave mentions that water is not running in the building for the time being; during Mailbag, Pat Farmer tortures a stagehand with a George Foreman Grill; Dave sh…
2004-02-04
86
Hilary Swank, Todd Barry, Nellie McKay
Dave recaps last night's accident on 53rd Street: snowboarder Tara Dakides slid off a landing platform and fell to the pavement. She was taken to New York's Be…
2004-02-06
87
Dr. Phil, Tara Dakides, Clip of The Beatles
Dave chats with snowboarder Tara Dakides, whose accident during a demonstration on 53rd Street cancelled the taping of last Thursday's episode. Also, in honor …
2004-02-09
88
Drew Barrymore, Jack Hanna
Rupert selects a 53rd Street Loser to play "What Did Merv Have For Lunch;" Drew Barrymore and Jack Hanna remain clothed during their segments.
2004-02-10
89
Adam Sandler, Eve
Dave tries out a new catchphrase: "Ba da boom, ba da bing." Also, Steph/Monty dresses up a 1980s-era Olympic hockey player, and Dave goes back to calling her "…
2004-02-11
90
Bill Murray, Jermaine O'Neal
Throughout the night, the CBS Orchestra plays songs by Air Supply; Dave mentions that the continent of Australia has demanded to see that clip of the monkey was…
2004-02-12
91
Alec Baldwin, Sofia Coppola, Kylie Minogue
This week's "Will It Float?" item is a box of chocolates; Alec Baldwin and Sofia Coppola visit; Kylie Minogue performs "Red Blooded Women."
2004-02-13
92
Stupid Human Tricks, Ray Romano, Kayne West
Dave makes fun of a new commercial, and the clip is repeated throughout the broadcast; during "Stupid Human Tricks," a man stuffs his mouth with a tennis ball; …
2004-02-16
93
Kelly Ripa, Lindsay Lohan
Leon Russell sits in; Dave is still fascinated by a quote from last night's film trailer ("If you need help, here I am") and repeats it several times throughout…
2004-02-17
94
Ashley Judd, Ben Harper
Mailbag: Steph/Monty/Smitty is dressed up as Dale Earnhardt, Jr., while "Senator John Kerry" (Gerard) brags about the perks of being married to the heir of a ke…
2004-02-18
95
Gordon Geisbrecht, Sarah Jessica Parker, Nelly Furtado
Noted hypothermia expert Dr. Gordon Geisbrecht jumps into a tank of icewater to demonstrate its effects; the US Senate announces that when referring to George W…
2004-02-19
96
Amber Tamblyn, Brian Regan, Leona Naess
During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a former White House intern; George Clarke fills in for Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl during "Will It Float?"; comedian Bri…
2004-02-20
97
Jeff Goldblum, Norah Jones
Demolition demo (shut down by Hizzoner Bloomberg's office) on 53rd St. turns into Pat Farmer dropping stuff off the roof; Survivor loser Rob Cesternino drops by…
2004-02-23
98
Edie Falco, Steven Bailey, Edie Brickell
It's "Steve and Edie" night on the Late Show: Edie Falco promotes the upcoming fifth season of "The Sopranos;" Dave meets Steven Bailey of "My Big Fat Obnoxious…
2004-02-24
99
Diane Sawyer, Benjamin McKenzie
Stephanie/Monty/Smitty is in dentist garb (and Dave-ordered model posture) for "CBS Mailbag;" Diane Sawyer gushes over Oprah Winfrey's 50th birthday party; Benj…
2004-02-25
100
Stupid Pet Tricks, Tim Robbins, Evanescence
Dave shows an (bogus) political ad in which Dennis Kucinich announces he's marrying Lorenzo Lamas; in an all-dog edition of "Stupid Pet Tricks," one canine says…
2004-02-26
101
Bill Cosby, Toby Lightman
On "Audience Show & Tell," Dave make his contribution to an audience member's collection of gum chewed by celebrities; "Will It Float?" sinks a tray of billiard…
2004-02-27
102
Anne Heche, Cee-Lo
The studio audience votes Dave off the show, so Gaines orders Paul to take over during "Survivor Loser." When Dave reappears during Paul's interview with Richa…
2004-03-01
103
Turkey Callers, Julia Stiles, Jessica Simpson
National Turkey Calling champs are trotted out; Ryan Seacrest presents the "Top Ten Catch Phrases Ryan Seacrest Rejected Before 'Seacrest Out!'" (via satellite)…
2004-03-02
104
Ben Stiller, Robert Rudolph and The Family Band
During Mailbag, Biff goes to bed with a guy named Cameron Diaz; George Clarke fills in for Anna Jack on hula hoop; Alan admits to a $1000-a-week addiction to Vi…
2004-03-03
105
Viggo Mortensen, Sting, Bill Murray
Dave announces that he's on steroids, then shows before-and-after photos to prove his point; Biff goes on a cruise; the outside cam finds Bill Murray lying in t…
2004-03-04
106
Charles Grodin, Chloe Pang
Twelve-year-old piano prodigy Chloe Pang plays Bach's "Goldberg Variations." Dave is almost brought to tears by the performance, declaring it one of the show's…
2004-03-05
107
Jim Carrey, Steve Winwood
Dave points out that for the nineteenth year in a row, the WMDB/CBS Orchestra will be the house band for the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies; Dav…
2004-03-15
108
Kate Winslet, Bruce McCall, The Vines
After two weeks of plugging their product, Dave shows a single Shick Quattro razor the company sent, and reads a very peculiar letter to Gaines from someone in …
2004-03-16
109
Courtney Love
2004-03-17
110
Tom Hanks, N.E.R.D.
Cold opening: Tom Hanks gives Harry Letterman an Oscar, and Dave accepts it on his behalf. Later, the Ladykillers star gives the absentee infant a $50 savings …
2004-03-22
111
Jamie Foxx, Al Franken
All-American basketball player Andre Barrett throws various items off the roof, aiming towards a basketball hoop at ground level, the misses the basket on all s…
2004-03-23
112
Ricky Gervais, Blondie
Mailbag: George Clarke's attempt at surgically losing weight is thwarted when some guy steals his clothes. Also, Blondie performs "Good Boys."
2004-03-24
113
Janet Jackson, John Mayer
Throughout the night, Columbia University professor and 1999 Nobel laureate in economics Dr. Robert Mundell tells lame redneck jokes; Bill DeLace presents anoth…
2004-03-29
114
Matthew Perry, Lou Reed
After weeks of shilling their product, Dave finally receives a thousand Schick Quattro razors in the mail, then promises to give them out to the audience. Unfo…
2004-03-30
115
Johnny Knoxville, Sahr Singh, The Walkmen
2004-03-31
116
The Rock, Liz Phair
A minor controversy that started earlier in the week is resolved by a very apologetic CNN anchorwoman (see recap). Also, Dave congratulates Craig Kilborn on fi…
2004-04-01
117
Tyler Crotty, Michael Imperioli, Jim Gaffigan
Audience Show & Tell: a husband and wife tandem demonstrates a neat trick involving a yo-yo and a shiny quarter. Also, Dave chats with Tyler Crotty, the tired …
2004-04-02
118
Bruce Willis, Renee Askins
The Top Ten list is now sponsored by rake-attack.com, while Bruce Willis shows off his new, stealthy, Trump-style hairpiece.
2004-04-06
119
Jimmy Fallon, Anne Hathaway, Usher
2004-04-07
120
Billy Crystal, Alex Rodriguez
Alan brings a video of celebrity well-wishers for Dave's 57th birthday (just a tape of a fleeing Regis); it's "More With Les," as Dave phones up CBS-TV head hon…
2004-04-12
121
Chris Rock, The Upside Down Act
Biff makes his annual trip to Spring Training, where he for the second year in a row, he and Hideki Matsui perform Abbott & Costello's "Who's on First?" routine…
2004-04-13
122
Amy Sedaris, Damien Rice
Mailbag: After noticing that a letter-writer misspelled his name, Paul comes with a homonym for his moniker, resulting in a rival homonym from Biff. Also, Dave…
2004-04-14
123
David Duchovny, Chris Russo
In the "season finale" of "Trump or Monkey?," a dancer from the musical Hairspray wins an alleged trip to Acapulco; David Duchovny discusses his son's linguisti…
2004-04-15
124
Phil Mickelson, Kathryn Morris, Patti Smith
Phil Mickelson brags about his victory at the 2004 Masters; James Lipton delivers Paul's cape.
2004-04-16
125
Megan Mullally, Eli Manning, Diana Krall
al-Qaeda takes responsibility for Derek Jeter's batting slump; Dave resurrects his two favorite Cold Mountain sound clips; stuntman "Magic Brian" eats a lightbu…
2004-04-26
126
Andy Richter, Davy Rothbart, Mary Chapin Carpenter
Dave declares that the new mission statement for the Late Show will be "We are here for you. We'll make things better." Also, Rupert hosts the debut edition of …
2004-04-27
127
Julianne Moore, Robert Klein, Todd Rundgren
Dave announces that he's going to be "more dynamic," resulting in spasm-like movements by him and Paul; to accompany Steph/Monty/Smitty dressing as Amelia Earha…
2004-04-28
128
Kelly Ripa, Jennie Finch
The theater audience is given the option of either having Tom Hanks drop by or watch stock footage of a camel on skis. Dave claims the camel tape won. Also, D…
2004-04-29
129
Hillary Clinton, The Roots
An audience member turns her hand 360 degrees; Hillary Clinton discusses her husband's book and the war in Iraq; The Roots perform "Don't Say Nuthin'."
2004-04-30
130
Stupid Pet Tricks, David Spade, Loretta Lynn & Jack White
2004-05-03
131
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Adam Brody
Nobel Economics Prize winner Robert Mundell tells "Yo Mama" jokes; a woman off the street pretends to be in an earthquake with Rupert; Survivor All-Stars loser …
2004-05-04
132
Kate Beckinsale, Sue Johanson
2004-05-05
133
Diving Dogs, Tina Fey, Morgan Spurlock
2004-05-06
134
Kelsey Grammar, Orchestra Baobob with Trey Anastasio and Dave Matthews
Ten celebrity moms (including Dorothy and Gerard as "Betty Lou Roberts") present the Top Ten, and later the faux mother of Julia Roberts delivers Paul's cape.
2004-05-07
135
Amber Brkich, Regis Philbin, Black-Eyed Peas
Dave announces that motorcyclist "Johnny McCoy" will be performing a very dangerous and complicated stunt out on 53rd Street, but it ends up getting cancelled; …
2004-05-10
136
David Hyde Pierce, David Byrne
2004-05-11
137
John McCain, Tom Dreesen
2004-05-12
138
Stupid Pet Tricks, Hugh Jackman
2004-05-13
139
Amy Sedaris, Modest Mouse
A special edition of the show taped in the middle of the night. Dave arrives on horseback; vermin expert Robert Sullivan searches for rats; Dave shows footage o…
2004-05-14
140
Antonio Banderas, Alanis Morrisette
2004-05-17
141
Charlie Sheen, Jack Hanna
Chef Emil Castillo makes a $1000 frittata (read: omelet), and when completed, Dave smothers it with ketchup; Dave pays tribute to Tony Randall, who passed on th…
2004-05-18
142
Kiefer Sutherland, Incubus
Dave gives Steph/Monty/Smitty another weird nickname ("Gunther") while baseball star Randy "Big Unit" Johnson presents a perfect game-themed Top Ten.
2004-05-19
143
Kate Hudons, Outkast
2004-05-20
144
Ellen DeGeneres, The Strokes
Dave claims he has a rare form of tuberculosis, and that a Dave stand-in is waiting backstage for when the time comes; Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl reports from her…
2004-05-21
145
Nicole Kidman, Avril Lavigne
Dave's stand-in is still waiting for his cue; Dave demands to hear the airplane and Cold Mountain SFX again; the stars of The Sopranos perform the Top Ten; Nico…
2004-05-24
146
Dennis Quaid, Velvet Revolver
Dave congratulates Sid McGinnis on becoming a grandfather; karate expert Leif Becker attempts to break 500 boards in a minute, but ends up tying his personal re…
2004-05-25
147
Mandy Moore, Nate Erwin, Counting Crows
Mailbag: Steph/Smitty/Gunther is dressed up as Rahal/Letterman racer Buddy Rice; the upcoming cable channel "Logo" declares the Late Show "the gayest show on te…
2004-05-26
148
Darrell Hammond, blink-182
Dave announces that he's had another falling-out with CBS, which may or may not give him the justification to mock the network again; hundreds of sailors walk o…
2004-05-27
149
Andy Dick, Bob Woodward
A 1 1/2 pound Porterhouse steak is subjected to "Will It Float?" and despite Dave's scientific argument that a dead animal would more than likely float in water…
2004-05-28
150
Bill Murray, P.J. Harvey
Dave brags about his Indy 500 win last week; Alan's recap of the first game of the NBA Finals turns into a striptease; Bill Murray announces that he's now moonl…
2004-06-07
151
Bette Midler, David Tidmarsh
In honor of one of tonight's guests (a spelling bee champ), Dave mentions that the most commonly used word in the English language is "biscuit"; a new game call…
2004-06-08
152
Buddy Rice, Christopher Walken, Kid Rock
Dave and Paul have a heated discussion over who would win a fight- "badass" Kid Rock or "nerves of steel" Buddy Rice; during Mailbag, Biff goes to Wisconsin to …
2004-06-09
153
Matthew Broderick, Jamie Cullum
In honor of his death earlier that day, Paul and the band performs Ray Charles' "What'd I Say"; Dave sends Matthew Broderick outside to get hosed with water; ja…
2004-06-10
154
P. Diddy, Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan comments on married life and becoming a father for the first time. Also, Paul Anka delivers Paul's cape for this Friday night James Brown homage, t…
2004-06-11
155
Paris Hilton, Patti Scalfa
Dave shows us another photo of Harry; Paris Hilton discusses The Simple Life and her now-infamous sex tape; Patti Scialfa (Mrs. Bruce Springsteen) performs "23r…
2004-06-14
156
Ben Stiller, Beastie Boys
To further promote Popeye's Green Beans, Dave and Paul eat Popeye's chicken and give fun facts; Ben Stiller attempts to break windows across the street with a d…
2004-06-15
157
Chauncey Billups, Dana Carvey, Wilco
2004-06-16
158
Vince Vaughn, Margaret Cho
2004-06-17
159
Michael Moore, Jennifer Hawkins, Los Lobos
Michael Moore discusses his infamous speech at the 2003 Oscars and promotes Fahrenheit 9/11; Dave tries on Miss Universe's sash and tiara; Los Lobos performs "C…
2004-06-18
160
Larry Brown, Sean Hayes, Phish
Throughout the night, George Clarke eats fish sticks on the roof to honor a certain band performing on the marquee; for the third night in a row, Dave shows (we…
2004-06-21
161
Kevin Kline, Nicole Richie
Dave announces that he and Paul will be in this weekend's Gay Pride parade; past contestant Jennie Ford plays "Super Trump or Monkey;" Ken Griffey, Jr. presents…
2004-06-22
162
David Alan Grier, Britton Keeshan, the Von Bondies
2004-06-23
163
Kid Inventors, Shawn Wayans, Secret Machines
During a "New Products" segment, Dave sinks his teeth into some charcoal briquets, which he swallows with mouthwash. Also, The Secret Machines (in their TV deb…
2004-06-24
164
Bonnie Hunt, Dylan Moran
"Know Your Current Events" is played for the first time in over six months; Dave spills coffee on his lap, and Paul suggests hydrogen peroxide to clean it off; …
2004-06-25
165
Piedmont Bird Callers, Kirsten Dunst, Chris Robinson
Dave admits that after spending all weekend watching documentaries about building motorcycles, he wants a hog for himself. At the end of the show, Dave forms a…
2004-06-28
166
Keira Knightly, Joseph Wilson
A husband and wife combo plays the "Late Show Bill Clinton Memoir Challenge," in which they must find the name "Monica" in his new book within thirty seconds. …
2004-06-29
167
Ethan Hawke, Jon Heder
Dave turns on the hose-cam again, shooting water at unsuspecting passersby; during Mailbag, Dave shows footage from the new Spiderman movie (actually the classi…
2004-06-30
168
Will Ferrell, Dashboard Confessional
Two lumberjacks compete against each other out on 53rd Street, while Will Ferrell shows Dave a home movie of his four-month-old "baby" (a sports car).
2004-07-01
169
Christina Applegate, David Sedaris
The musical talents of Paul, Felecia, and Bruce are laid to waste once more on "Stump the Band"; "Fat Spider-Man" (George Clarke) presents a remote Top Ten; Dav…
2004-07-02
170
Kristin Davis, Ali G
In the debut edition of "Where They Would Have Gone For Their Summer Vacation," Biff tells Dave that Charles Bronson would've gone to Mohegan Sun Casino in Conn…
2004-07-12
171
Will Smith, Jet
Dave continues to discuss motorcycles; Alan's baseball commentary is interrupted by the return of that guy who used to beat the daylights out of him several yea…
2004-07-13
172
Hilary Duff, Jonathan Ames
Dave compares President Bush to Porky Pig; during Mailbag, a young, fairweather Letterman fan is thrown out of the theater; Hilary Duff promotes A Cinderella St…
2004-07-14
173
Cedric the Entertainer, Laird Hamilton
2004-07-15
174
Julianna Marguiles, Bob Sarlatte, Ashlee Simpson
Audience Show & Tell: Dave chats with a meteorologist from Connecticut who was once mentioned on "Know Your Current Events." Also, Dorothy celebrates her 83rd …
2004-07-16
175
Denzel Washington, Jim Rome
Dave gloats over Rahal/Letterman Racing's visit to the White House earlier in the day; three stagehands attempt to smear a camera lens with sunscreen from 90 fe…
2004-07-19
176
Halley Berry, Maria Mena
In honor of the 35th anniversary of the moonwalk, it's time for a new game at Hello Deli called "Would You Like to Plant a Flag on the Moon?" Rupert brings in …
2004-07-20
177
Sharon Stone, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2004-07-21
178
Matt Damon, Carmelo Anthony, The Hives
We watch news footage of Pete Rose's restaurant being looted of everything except a Late Show t-shirt; while addressing the Sandy Berger controversy, Dave unwit…
2004-07-22
179
Brittany Murphy, Paula Poundstone
An audience member from Cincinnati suspends a grape in air by blowing on it; Dave comments on Krispy Kreme's new doughnut shake, followed by a fake ad for Burge…
2004-07-23
180
Holly Hunter, US Olympic Synchronized Swimming Team
2004-07-26
181
John McEnroe, Zach Braff
With the Olympics approaching, Dave reminds the audience that he's on steroids; a standby audience member calls up Regis and tells him to shove it; Biff makes h…
2004-07-27
182
Bob Newhart, 213 with Snoop Dogg
A remarkably ornery Dave attempts to apologize to Regis via telephone but hangs up on him, then answers every question on CBS Mailbag with a resilient "who care…
2004-07-28
183
Natalie Portman, Ambulance LTD
Biff tries unsuccessfully to interview Michael Moore; Natalie Portman talks about sleeping with her dog Charlie; Ambulance Ltd. performs "Primative."
2004-07-29
184
Rosie Perez, Greg Giraldo
Anton (still filling in for Paul) plays "Will It Float?" for the first time; Rosie Perez tells a funny story about an actor who spits when he speaks; Alan Kalte…
2004-07-30
185
Pamela Anderson, Al Franken
The guest chairs are replaced and Dave's desk has been altered; during "Who Asked For It?" an audience member vaporizes himself; Pamela Anderson brags about hav…
2004-08-02
186
Bill Clinton, Natalie Merchant
Former President Clinton discusses a wide variety of topics with Dave, then signs a copy of his book for Harry. Also, Natalie Merchant performs "Sally Ann."
2004-08-03
187
Tom Cruise, Dax Shepard
Michael Bearden and Anton continue to fill in for Paul, prompting Dave to ask Anton how Paul would respond to some of his comments tonight; during Mailbag, Pat …
2004-08-04
188
Gerard Mulligan, Jada Pinkett Smith, Jessica Simpson
Dave bids farewell to longtime writer Gerard Mulligan with a sitdown interview and a clip montage heavy on NBC-era footage.
2004-08-05
189
Tommy Franks, Greg Giraldo
2004-08-06
Season 12 · 2004 · 193 episodes
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1
Jon Cryer, Chris Kentis, Renee Olstead
Dave points out that CBS is airng stock footage of a guy wresting an ostrich to compete with NBC's Olympic coverage; director Chris Kentis promotes Open Water; …
2004-08-23
2
Dennis Leary, Sam Easterson
Dave has difficulty explaining to Paul what exactly animal photographer Sam Easterson does; Dave shows another out-of-focus clip from the Olympics; Denis Leary …
2004-08-24
3
Paul Hamm, Josh Hartnett, Nick Cave
""CBS Mailbag"" features Dave getting friendly with U.S. Olympic volleyball stars Kerri Walsh & Misty May (bogus), Alan Kalter's ""You're Busted"" at Ranch 1, a…
2004-08-25
4
Natalie Coughlin, Carla Gugino, Gavin DeGraw
2004-08-26
5
Maureen Dowd, Tom Ryan
A man from Pennsylvania turns himself into a human jack o'lantern on ""Audience Show & Tell;"" ten U.S. Olympians present the Top Ten; political writer Maureen …
2004-08-27
6
Carly Patterson, Jeff Foxworthy, LL Cool J
Osama bin Laden announces that he wants to replace Craig Kilborn as host of the Late Late Show; Dave celebrates 11 years at CBS with a timeline; Biff reports fr…
2004-08-30
7
Farrah Fawcett, The Clarks
2004-08-31
8
John McCain, Tom Russell
2004-09-01
9
Tim Russert, Snow Patrol
2004-09-02
10
Jane Pauley, Greg Giraldo
Jane Pauley promotes her new book, talk show, and bipolar disorder.
2004-09-03
11
National Hollerin' Champions, Neve Campbell, Keane
Dave brags about working on Labor Day; like it does every year, a runaway taxi ruins the staff Labor Day barbecue (and runs over Alan); three National Hollerin'…
2004-09-06
12
Regis Philbin, Hoobastank
At Hello Deli: Rupert selects a contestant to play the ""Late Show Heart Bypass Scramble;"" Regis promotes his new standards CD; Alan recaps his summer, with th…
2004-09-07
13
Martin Short, Alan Jackson
""CBS Mailbag"" introduces Rupert's new ""girlfriend,"" answers the question, ""Does Dave ever sing?"" and features Alan's message to Hillary Clinton; Martin Sh…
2004-09-08
14
Ray Romano, Avril Lavigne
Biff spends the day at New York-Presbyterian Hospital with Dr. Lou Arrone; an educational segment with Alan and an animated rodent goes awry; Ray Romano talks a…
2004-09-09
15
Drew Barrymore, Aron Ralston
Dave and Drew Barrymore discuss their long-dormant drinking problems; amputee Aron Ralston returns to the show to promote his new book.
2004-09-10
16
John Kerry, Green Day
Dave comments on the CBS News scandal; John Kerry performs the Top Ten and gets grilled by Dave; Green Day performs ""American Idiot.""
2004-09-20
17
Dr. Phil, Gary Sinise
Stand-ins for Dave and Dr. Phil stand in the gallows; in honor of a recent stunt on Oprah, everyone in the audience gets an automobile air freshener; Alan unint…
2004-09-21
18
Kelly Ripa, Annie Duke, Elvis Costello
Nobel prize winner Professor Robert A. Mundell reads aloud from Paris Hilton's book; Kelly Ripa; poker champion Annie Duke; Elvis Costello & the Imposters perfo…
2004-09-22
19
Stupid Human Tricks, Rob Lowe, Mos Def
2004-09-23
20
Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen
2004-09-24
21
Queen Latifah, Jack Hanna
As it does every season, Alan's hair changes colors; Dave comments on Conan O'Brien's promotion to hosting The Tonight Show in 2009, then openly asks if he can…
2004-09-27
22
John Goodman, Tom Waits
Dave mentions Paul's line of handbags again, while John Goodman promotes ""Father of the Pride"" and ""Center of the Universe.""
2004-09-28
23
Joaquin Phoenix, Austin Stevens, Switchfoot
Live via satellite, Rupert plays bingo; Dave shows a photo of Harry shaking hands with one of the Stangel brothers; Tony ruins the ending of another movie En Es…
2004-09-29
24
John Travolta, Tim Frisby, Pearl Jam
2004-09-30
25
Richard Gere, Jason Randal
CBS Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for Martha Stewart's farewell show, then has a heart-to-heart with ""Pete Rose"" (Gerard); magician Jason Randal dazzles Dave with…
2004-10-01
26
Howard Dean, Franz Ferdinand
Dave has another rant about Jay Leno's five-year notice to NBC; an autumn in New York quiz; a still graphic acknowledges the passing of staffer Dorothy Chambers…
2004-10-04
27
Annette Bening, Bill O'Reilly
""Mount Late Show"" erupts repeatedly in the backdrop; a schoolmarm plays ""Would You Like to Touch the Meat?""; Mario Andretti presents the Top Ten.
2004-10-05
28
Jamie Foxx, Davy Rothbart
2004-10-06
29
Donald Trump, Brian Binnie, Minnie Driver
""Know Your Current Events;"" Donald Trump plays (and wins) ""Trump Or Monkey;"" SpaceShipOne pilot Brian Binnie; Minnie Driver sings ""Everything I've Got In M…
2004-10-07
30
Brooke Shields, Barry Sonnenfeld
During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Dave promotes the new Late Show newsletter, which includes an Alan Kalter centerfold; Brooke Shields visits; director-raconteur Barry So…
2004-10-08
31
Melina Kanakaredes, Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr., Ben Harper and the Blind Boys of Alabama
2004-10-11
32
Laura Linney, Richard Lewis, The Wallflowers and Jordan Zevon
Live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in a prison catfight; an NYU student plays ""Guess the Bulge"" at Hello Deli; Jordan Zevon (son of Warren) and Th…
2004-10-12
33
Jennifer Lopez, Sue Johanson
Dave has a new favorite phrase (""We must protect this house!"") while J.Lo promotes the remake of the Japanese romantic comedy Shall We Dance?
2004-10-13
34
Billy Crystal, Ralph Nader
2004-10-14
35
Tony Danza, Emma Roberts, Brian Regan
""CBS Mailbag"" with CBS holding auditions for Dave's replacement, George Clarke learning to play drums and Gerard Mulligan returning as ""George W. Bush;"" Ton…
2004-10-15
36
Jimmy Carter, Brandi Chastain, John Mellencamp
2004-10-18
37
Jude Law, Ricky Gervais
2004-10-19
38
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tony Kanaan, Sparta
Sarah Michelle Gellar plugs The Grudge; 2004 Indy Racing League Champion Tony Kanaan visits; Sparta performs.
2004-10-20
39
Dustin Hoffman, Joss Stone
""Stump The Band;"" live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in yet another catfight; Curt Schilling presents the Top Ten; Dustin Hoffman makes spit bubbl…
2004-10-21
40
Amy Sedaris, Tommy Lee
Dave's annual (and quite early) look at ""Halloween Costumes;"" George Clarke with a premature reminder about the end of Daylight Savings Time (Dave makes him d…
2004-10-22
41
Johnny Damon, Anne Heche, The Donnas
Dave plugs his and Paul's (bogus) ""Decision 2004 Election Showdown Countdown Vote 2004 Democracy Corner"" for tomorrow night's election coverage; Rupert report…
2004-11-01
42
Tom Brokaw, Mischa Barton
Dave, Alan, Paul and George Clarke all comment on Bush's reelection; Tom Brokaw wishes Harry a happy first birthday; Dave flirts with Mischa Barton of ""The O.C…
2004-11-03
43
Rosie Perez, Steven Wright
""Know Your Current Events;"" an 882 pound pumpkin is exploded on 53rd St.; Rosie Perez is tricked (once) by Dave into mentioning her Isuzu Trooper; Steven Wrig…
2004-11-04
44
Al Franken, Kristin Bell
""CBS Mailbag;"" Al Franken explains the Electoral College to Dave; Kristen Bell visits; Project Bandaloop's performance is postponed because of heavy rain in M…
2004-11-05
45
Tom Hanks, Nelly
The annual run-through by NYC Marathon winners; Ball State University sophomore Ryan Carney adds to his Late Show tattoo collection; Tom Hanks on Scottish Mexic…
2004-11-08
46
Salma Hayek, Sebastian Bourdais, Jimmy Eat World
2004-11-09
47
Pierce Brosnan, Nigella Lawson, Renee Fleming
2004-11-10
48
Matthew Broderick, Rosario Dawson, Los Lonely Boys
2004-11-11
49
Paul Reubens, Evangeline Lilly, Project Bandaloop
During Mailbag, Rupert admits to learning how flirt with women from Bill O'Reilly; Canadian-born TV actress Evangeline Lilly hugs Paul; after a one-week holdove…
2004-11-12
50
Jerry Seinfeld, Jamie Oliver
2004-11-15
51
Nicolas Cage, Jason Alexander, Morrissey
Dave experiments with new camera angles by sitting on the edge of his desk; live in the green room, we meet a man who has collected pennies for over thirty year…
2004-11-16
52
Renee Zellweger, Chris Raxworthy
2004-11-17
53
Howard Stern, Alanis Morissette
Dave shows a faux ad for a 1,420-calorie cheeseburger at Hardee's (""Warning: Do Not Eat""); Howard Stern likens himself to Oprah; Alanis Morissette performs ""…
2004-11-18
54
Tom Brady, Damien Fahey
2004-11-19
55
Stupid Pet Tricks, Colin Farrell, The Walkmen
2004-11-22
56
Kevin Spacey, Ben Roethlisberger, Streb
A telenovela catfight turns into a Pistons-Pacers basketball game; Rupert and a woman from Alabama drop fake turkeys off the top of the theater; Pittsburgh Stee…
2004-11-23
57
Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson
In honor of Thanksgiving, Dave detonates a cannon filled with stuffing; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her one-woman Broadway show; Marilyn Manson performs the Depech…
2004-11-24
58
Natalie Portman, John Mayer
Via satellite from Indianapolis: The annual Thanksgiving pie-guess with Dave's mom (and dinner guest Marv Albert); Natalie Portman talks about an earlier Thanks…
2004-11-25
59
Barack Obama, Jessica Biel
During Mailbag, CBS suit Vinnie Favale announces a stricter policy on vulgarity on the network that may work to Dave's disadvantage; Senator-elect Barack Obama …
2004-11-26
60
Matt Damon, Lance Armstrong
Tonight's ""Spanish Soap Opera Highlight of the Night"" seems to include a round of ""Got Your Nose,"" while Twiggy the Waterskiing Squirrel does a demonstratio…
2004-11-29
61
Alec Baldwin, Ken Jennings
2004-11-30
62
Stupid Human Tricks, Noah Wylie, Sum 41
2004-12-01
63
Sharon Reed, Tyra Banks, Lyle Lovett
""Stump the Band"" continues to mystify Paul and company; Dave chats with Sharon Reed, the Ohio-based TV reporter who stripped naked for a Spencer Tunick projec…
2004-12-02
64
Bonnie Hunt, Alex Zanardi
2004-12-03
65
Jim Carrey, Ashanti
As they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul place their edible ""angel"" on top of the Late Show Christmas tree; Jim Carrey discusses ab-crunches…
2004-12-13
66
Cate Blanchett, Craig Ferguson, The Pixies
2004-12-14
67
Adam Sandler, Sharon Ice
Adam Sandler promotes Spanglish and performs his rendition of Warren Zevon's ""Werewolves of London;"" Shannon Eis with a look at new toys for the holidays.
2004-12-15
68
Kate Beckinsale, Ciara and Missy Elliot
""America's Next Top Model"" winner Eva presents the Top Ten; Kate Beckinsale pushes The Aviator; Ciara performs with Missy Elliott.
2004-12-16
69
Jeff Goldblum, Terrell Owens
2004-12-17
70
Bill Murray, Kaki King
2004-12-20
71
Dennis Quaid, Rusty Wallace, Kaki King
2004-12-21
72
Kristin Johnson, Tom Dreesen
Dave's monologue is interupted by a surprise appearance from Billy Crystal (promoting the one-man Broadway show ""700 Sundays""); Dave introduces ""The Nog-Cam;…
2004-12-22
73
Regis Philbin, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
2004-12-23
74
Hilary Swank, Andy Dick, Green Day
Dave wishes everyone a happy new year, then accentuates his goals for 2005 (he plans to use the word ""snarky"" more often); ""Biff Henderson: Pollster"" roams …
2005-01-03
75
Ethan Hawke, Maria Menounos, Alicia Keys
2005-01-04
76
Kiefer Sutherland, Marv Albert, The Black Keys
2005-01-05
77
Michael Keaton, Jamie Lynn Spears
2005-01-06
78
Kevin Bacon, Caroline Rhea, Wilco
A shocking message from Dubya; Dave contines his use of all the following: carbs, steroids and the word ""snarky;"" ""Celebrity Resolutions"" goes straight into…
2005-01-07
79
Samuel L. Jackson, Amy Poehler, B.B. King
2005-01-10
80
Randy Johnson, Aisha Tyler, Razorlight
2005-01-11
81
Rudolph Giuliani, Daniel Banks
Rudy Giuliani talks baseball; 11-year-old percussion prodigy Daniel Banks hits the skins; Dave's stand-in finally gets his moment in the spotlight.
2005-01-12
82
Marge Helgenberger, Ryan Seacrest, My Chemical Romance
2005-01-13
83
Amy Sedaris, Andy Kindler
Amy Sedaris laments the death of her imaginary boyfriend; Andy Kindler performs stand-up.
2005-01-14
84
Jack Hanna, Teri Polo
Dave calls up Patriots fan -- and ""D Fence"" guy -- Gary Wren, who drops an ""F bomb;"" Rupert learns karate at Tiger Schulmann's; the always on edge Jack Hann…
2005-01-17
85
Ice Cube, Chris Russo, Interpol
2005-01-18
86
Harvey Fierstein, Regina King, Steven Van Zandt, ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
2005-01-19
87
Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Richie
""Stump The Band;"" Dave shows off his ""baby Borg"" trophy; Robert Downey, Jr. instructs Dave on the finer points of bil jee and performs a song from his new C…
2005-01-20
88
Jerry Lewis, Sophia Bush
""Late Show Week in Review"": On a special episode of the controversial Fox show ""Who's Your Daddy?"" the contestant's biological father pummels an amorous Ala…
2005-01-21
89
Peter Lassally, Doc Severinson
Dave's first new show following the death of Johnny Carson is an hour-long tribute, featuring clips of Johnny's appearances on both ""Late Show"" and ""Late Nig…
2005-01-31
90
Debra Messing, Peyton Manning
2005-02-01
91
Patricia Heaton, John Witherspoon, Gibson/Baldwin Grammy Jazz Ensembles
2005-02-02
92
Elton John, Eva Mendes
2005-02-03
93
Al Franken, Matthew Fox, Nanci Griffith
2005-02-04
94
Will Smith, Tom Brady
2005-02-07
95
Kevin James, Aishwarya Rai, Three Doors Down
Dave shows ""actual"" footage of the Hubble Telescope; Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai promotes Bride and Prejudice; 3 Doors Down performs ""Let Me Go.""
2005-02-08
96
David Hyde Pierce, Howie Day
2005-02-09
97
Billy Crystal, Patrick Lawler
2005-02-10
98
Paris Hilton, Bill Burr
During ""Week in Review,"" Alan previews the Grammys by singing Tone Luc's ""Wild Thing;"" ten divorce attorneys present the Top Ten; Dave eats a sample of Pari…
2005-02-11
99
Dr. Phil, Unwritten Law
2005-02-14
100
Kid Scientists, Keanu Reeves, Michael Buble
2005-02-15
101
Kelly Ripa, Taye Diggs
2005-02-16
102
Charlie Sheen, Tori Amos
2005-02-17
103
Roseanne Barr, Rachel Weisz
2005-02-18
104
Stupid Pet Tricks, Bonnie Hunt
Competitive eater ""Crazy Legs"" Conti attempts to break the world's oyster-eating record in the lobby of The Ed; ""Stupid Pet Tricks"" features three dogs (non…
2005-02-21
105
Barbara Walters, Rachel Bilson, Kings of Leon
Dave demands to be grilled on the annual Barbara Walters Oscar special, but only if he does the interview with Oprah by his side; ""Harold Larkin's Sidewalk Ido…
2005-02-22
106
Michael J. Fox, Amanda Bynes
Giant rats attack Christo's Gates; Dave comes up with a number of synonyms for inhaling marijuana; Alan editorializes on President Bush, only to float toward pr…
2005-02-23
107
John Travolta, Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon
2005-02-24
108
Ricky Gervais, Rachel Ray
""Late Show Week in Review"": Dubya (mis)pronounces ""nuclear"" five different ways, while a Flashdancers employee dances around one of Christo's Gates. Also, …
2005-02-25
109
The Rock, Solomon Burke
Snowmobiling great Jay Quinlan performs stunts on 53rd Street; actor-cum-wrester Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnston promotes Be Cool; Solomon Burke blows the roof off…
2005-02-28
110
Kirstie Alley, Kathleen Edwards
""Would You Like To Take A Ride On A Dog Sled?"" on 53rd Street; Kirstie Alley wants to become promiscuous and discusses her new show ""Fat Actress""; Alan has …
2005-03-01
111
Vin Diesel, Amos Lee
2004 Indianapolis 500 champion Buddy Rice with ""Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing;"" Vin Diesel talks about his dog, and his new film The Pacifier; Amos Lee sings…
2005-03-02
112
Dan Rather, Poppy Montgomery
2005-03-03
113
Bruce Willis, Greg Giraldo
Outgoing CBS anchorman Dan Rather looks back at his fifty years in broadcasting and the scandal that prematurely ended his career.
2005-03-04
114
Ashton Kutcher, Al Green
2005-03-14
115
Jimmy Fallon, Emily VanCamp, The Four Tops
2005-03-15
116
Amanda Peet, Dean Kamazes
Dave is able to work the phrase ""needlessly circuitous"" into the interview with Amanda Peet, plus he admires her profile; Alan gives suggestive advice to Cond…
2005-03-16
117
Sandra Bullock, Gwen Stefani
Dave thanks the FBI and the Montana police for their efforts following a botched kidnapping involving his son last week; Pat Farmer celebrates ""March Madness""…
2005-03-21
118
Jessica Alba, Brian Greene, Queens of the Stone Age
Jessica Alba plugs Sin City and performs a lasso demonstration with Dave; staffer Susan Hum is reluctant to explain string theory; Queens of the Stone Age perfo…
2005-03-22
119
P. Diddy, Erika Christensen
""On Sale Now"" (a variation on ""New Products"") includes room-temperature sushi and flammable curtains; Pat and Kenny read a transcript of an interview betwee…
2005-03-23
120
Queen Latifah, Seth McFarlane
2005-03-28
121
Britany Murphy, Bob Sarlatte, The John Butler Trio
2005-03-29
122
Penelope Cruz, Sarah Vowell, Kaiser Chiefs
2005-03-30
123
Denzel Washington, Faith Evans
An audience member walks on her hands, wrap her legs around Dave, and pulls herself up; Dave shows a clip from the NBC soap ""Passions""; Denzel Washington disc…
2005-03-31
124
Lisa Marie Presley, Ahmed Ibrahim, Jake Johannsen
Roof problems at the theater results in rainwater onstage; Dave worries over Dengue fever; ""Will It Float?"" hits a snag when a bucket of gumdrops topples over…
2005-04-01
125
Drew Barrymore, Charles Barkley
2005-04-05
126
Show #2345
Dave explains how he cut his finger with a cheese grater, then confesses to having a great admiration for lesbians; in her first appearance on the show in 19 ye…
2005-04-06
127
Show #2346
Dave and Paul are quizzed about tax exemptions; a bearded Robin Williams discusses everything from Dave's jury duty to welding; Martha Wainwright (sister of Ruf…
2005-04-11
128
Mickey Rourke, Jason Randal
2005-04-12
129
David Duchovny, Ray Lamontagne
One day after his 58th birthday, waffles are hucked at the audience. Quote Dave: ""Why do I need joke writers when I have waffles?"" Also, the Late Show recre…
2005-04-13
130
Anthony LaPaglia, Ana Gasteyer, Mariah Carey
2005-04-14
131
Kristin Chenowith, Johnny Lechner, Ludacris
A lucky motorist wins $100 worth of free gasoline, which is spent up in less than five seconds; Alan has another hissy fit, this time in a Michael Jackson costu…
2005-04-15
132
Farrah Fawcett, Martin Freeman
2005-04-25
133
Hank Azaria, Jeff MacGregor
Tonight's clip from the NBC serial ""Passions"" features a monkey comforting a middle-aged woman; Dave meets the employees of Angelo's Pizza; Spamalot star Hank…
2005-04-26
134
Amy Sedaris, Daniel Tammet, LCD Soundsystem
2005-04-27
135
Paris Hilton, Jo Frost
2005-04-28
136
Teri Hatcher, Harry Hill
Cold opening: Dave runs into a nude (yet blurred) Teri Hatcher who's locked out of her dressing room; ""Late Show Week In Review"" with Vinnie Favale as Elvis, …
2005-04-29
137
Martin Short, Elisha Cuthbert
Throughout the night, wax figures of celebrities that refuse to appear on the show are rolled onstage. One stagehand accidentally cops a feel on the Oprah stat…
2005-05-02
138
Jennifer Lopez, Snoop Dogg
2005-05-03
139
Orlando Bloom, Jack Hanna
2005-05-04
140
Luke Wilson, Kasabian
Live via satellite, Dorothy Letterman performs the Top Ten; in honor of Cinco De Mayo, a city bus crashes into a giant pinata; Kasabian performs ""Club Foot.""
2005-05-05
141
Stupid Human Tricks, Christina Applegate, Brian Regan
Like he does every Kentucky Derby weekend, Dave calls up Dave Johnson to hear him say ""...and down the stretch they come!""; Christina Applegate promotes the m…
2005-05-06
142
Will Ferrell, Robert Plant
2005-05-09
143
Helen Hunt, Tom Dreesen
2005-05-10
144
Priscilla Presley, Quentin Tarantino
2005-05-11
145
Billy Crystal, Garbage
2005-05-12
146
Samuel L. Jackson, Sting
2005-05-13
147
Ray Ramono, Dave Matthews Band
2005-05-16
148
Ben Stiller, Sherry Fairchild
Ben Stiller and Shelly Fairchild stop by. Also, Top Ten with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
2005-05-17
149
Chris Rock, Nicollette Sheridan
2005-05-18
150
Ellen Degeneres, Hot Hot Heat
2005-05-19
151
David Arquette, Gordon Ramsey
2005-05-20
152
Paul Newman, Danica Patrick, Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman
2005-05-23
153
Adam Sandler, Reggie Miller, The Wallflowers
2005-05-24
154
Kelly Ripa, Alexis Bledel, Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
2005-05-25
155
Cedric the Entertainer, Dan Wheldon, The Black Eyed Peas
Cedric The Entertainer; Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon; musical guests The Black Eyed Peas.
2005-06-06
157
Russel Crowe, Paul Anka
Russell Crowe; Paul Anka.
2005-06-08
158
Katie Holmes, The Shout Out Louds
Katie Holmes; musical group Shout Out Louds.
2005-06-09
159
Al Franken, Ellen Pompeo
Al Franken; Ellen Pompeo.
2005-06-10
160
Nicole Kidman, Foo Fighters
Nicole Kidman; Foo Fighters.
2005-06-13
161
Show #2380
Dan Aykroyd; Bill Scheft; musician Mike Doughty.
2005-06-14
162
Show #2381
Denis Leary; Alanis Morissette.
2005-06-15
163
Show #2382
BIll Clinton; Ringo Starr.
2005-06-16
164
Show #2383
Mark Wahlberg; racing driver Juan Pablo Montoya.
2005-06-17
165
Show #2384
Christopher Walken; U.S. Open golf champion Michael Campbell; musical guest Billy Corgan.
2005-06-20
166
Show #2385
Lindsay Lohan; sports commentator Chris ""Mad Dog"" Russo.
2005-06-21
167
Show #2386
Michael Keaton (""Herbie Fully Loaded""); author David Sedaris.
2005-06-22
168
Show #2387
Tom Cruise (""War of the Worlds""); musical guest Ben Folds.
2005-06-23
169
Show #2388
Tim Robbins promotes ""War of the Worlds;"" the Purina Junior Agility Dog Challgenge is briefly subjected to controversy; comedian Nick Griffin does stand-up.
2005-06-24
170
Show #2389
Actor Jeff Goldblum; musical guests Sleater-Kinney.
2005-06-27
171
Julian McMahon/Raul Midon/Piedmont Bird Callers
Piedmont Bird Callers; Julian McMahon (""Fantastic Four""); musician Raul Midon.
2005-06-28
172
Tom Brokaw/Dakota Fanning
Tom Brokaw; actress Dakota Fanning.
2005-06-29
173
Jennifer Connelly/Eels
Actress Jennifer Connelly; musical group Eels.
2005-06-30
174
Episode #12.174
Michael Chiklis; comedian Gary Mule Deer; new summer toys with Shannon Eis.
2005-07-01
175
Show #2394
2005-07-18
176
Show #2395
2005-07-19
177
Show #2396
2005-07-20
178
Show #2397
2005-07-21
179
Show #2398
2005-07-22
180
John Cusack/The All-American Rejects
2005-07-25
181
Show #2400
2005-07-26
182
Kelly Preston/Jeff Altman/Aimee Mann
Kelly Preston, Jeff Altman and Aimee Mann
2005-07-27
183
Bill Murray/Bettye LaVette
2005-07-28
184
Show #2403
2005-07-29
185
Lance Armstrong/Michael Ian Black
2005-08-01
186
Show #2405
2005-08-02
187
Show #2406
2005-08-03
188
Show #2407
2005-08-04
189
Show #2408
2005-08-05
190
Show #2409
2005-08-08
191
Show #2410
2005-08-09
192
Show #2411
2005-08-10
193
Show #2412
2005-08-11
194
Show #2413
2005-08-12
Season 13 · 2005 · 197 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Show #2414
2005-08-29
2
Show #2415
2005-08-30
3
Show #2416
2005-08-31
4
Show #2417
2005-09-01
5
Show #2418
2005-09-02
6
Show #2419
2005-09-05
7
Show #2420
2005-09-06
8
Show #2421
2005-09-07
9
Show #2422
2005-09-08
10
Show #2423
2005-09-09
11
Show #2424
2005-09-12
12
Show #2425
2005-09-13
13
Show #2426
2005-09-14
14
Show #2427
2005-09-15
15
Show #2428
2005-09-16
16
Show #2429
2005-09-19
17
Show #2430
2005-09-20
18
Show #2431
2005-09-21
19
Show #2432
2005-09-22
20
Show #2433
2005-09-23
21
Show #2434
2005-10-03
22
Show #2435
2005-10-04
23
Show #2436
2005-10-05
24
Show #2437
Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests.
2005-10-06
25
Show #2438
2005-10-07
26
Show #2439
2005-10-10
27
Show #2440
2005-10-11
28
Show #2441
2005-10-12
29
Show #2442
2005-10-13
30
Show #2443
2005-10-14
31
Show #2444
2005-10-17
32
Show #2445
2005-10-18
33
Show #2446
The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show.
2005-10-19
34
Show #2447
Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-…
2005-10-20
35
Show #2448
Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay."
2005-10-21
36
Show #2449
2005-10-24
37
Show #2450
Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show.
2005-10-25
38
Show #2451
2005-10-26
39
Show #2452
2005-11-03
40
Show #2453
2005-11-04
41
Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent
2005-11-07
42
Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr
2005-11-08
43
Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff
2005-11-09
44
Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper"
During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Ma…
2005-11-10
45
Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio
2005-11-11
46
Kid scientists, John Cusack
2005-11-14
47
Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood
Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Year…
2005-11-15
48
Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley
2005-11-16
49
Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams
2005-11-17
50
Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino
2005-11-18
51
George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson
Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney pro…
2005-11-21
52
Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb
2005-11-22
53
Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi
President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodk…
2005-11-23
54
Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio
2005-11-24
55
John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan
Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or …
2005-11-25
56
Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet
Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it…
2005-11-28
57
Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks
2005-11-29
58
Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd
2005-11-30
59
Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt
2005-12-01
60
Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer
2005-12-02
61
Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor
2005-12-12
62
Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon
2005-12-13
63
Stephen Colbert, Aqualung
Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine."
2005-12-14
64
Alec Baldwin, Shakira
2005-12-15
65
Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft
2005-12-16
66
Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists
2005-12-19
67
Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith
Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.
2005-12-20
68
Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen
2005-12-21
69
Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler
2005-12-22
70
Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
2005-12-23
71
Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy
Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her ne…
2006-01-02
72
Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana
Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.
2006-01-03
73
Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert
2006-01-04
74
Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common
2006-01-05
75
Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations
Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl."
2006-01-06
76
Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari
The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Caval…
2006-01-09
77
Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap
Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett J…
2006-01-10
78
Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte
2006-01-11
79
Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg
2006-01-12
80
Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen
2006-01-13
81
Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu
Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King W…
2006-01-16
82
Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor
Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight;…
2006-01-17
83
Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget
Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.
2006-01-18
84
Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt
2006-01-19
85
Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster
A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 r…
2006-01-20
86
Anthony Hopkins
2006-01-23
87
Bernie Mac, Beth Orton
Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instig…
2006-01-24
88
Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom
Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "…
2006-01-25
89
Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton
2006-02-02
90
P Diddy, Train
Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53…
2006-02-03
91
Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé
Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison For…
2006-02-06
92
Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith
2006-02-07
93
Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys
Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie B…
2006-02-08
94
Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum
Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.
2006-02-09
95
Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé
2006-02-10
96
Geena Davis, INXS
2006-02-13
97
Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays
2006-02-14
98
Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener
2006-02-15
99
Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge
2006-02-16
100
Donald Trump, Bill Burr
2006-02-17
101
Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner
2006-02-20
102
Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys
2006-02-21
103
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls
2006-02-22
104
Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna
Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten!
2006-02-23
105
Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo
Tonights guests include Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo.
2006-02-24
106
Bruce Willis, The Strokes
Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes.
2006-02-27
107
Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams
2006-02-28
108
Sarah Jessica Parker
Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah…
2006-03-01
109
Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
2006-03-02
110
Ricky Gervais, The Subways
Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and …
2006-03-03
111
Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton
2006-03-06
112
Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood
2006-03-13
113
Natalie Portman, Al Franken
2006-03-14
114
Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
2006-03-15
115
Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody
2006-03-20
116
Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
2006-03-21
117
David Spade, Teddy Geiger
2006-03-22
118
Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams
2006-03-27
119
Ray Romano, Willie Nelson
2006-03-28
120
Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2006-03-29
121
Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips
Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birth…
2006-03-30
122
Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel
2006-03-31
123
Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon
2006-04-10
124
Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell
2006-04-11
125
Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper
2006-04-12
126
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie
2006-04-13
127
Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige
2006-04-14
128
Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld
2006-04-17
129
Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings
2006-04-18
130
Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell
Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell.
2006-04-19
131
Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler
Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis.
2006-04-27
132
Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team
2006-04-28
133
Tom Hanks, Kanye West
2006-05-01
134
Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver
2006-05-02
135
Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick
2006-05-03
136
Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam
2006-05-04
137
Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall
2006-05-05
138
Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus
2006-05-08
139
Kurt Russell, The Little Willies
2006-05-09
140
Jason Lee, Jack Hanna
2006-05-10
141
Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere
2006-05-11
142
Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt
2006-05-12
143
Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves
Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Mess…
2006-05-15
144
Debra Messing, Chris Russo
Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause…
2006-05-16
145
Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp
Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal.
2006-05-17
146
Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal
Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn").
2006-05-18
147
Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill
Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives;…
2006-05-19
148
Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel
Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "H…
2006-05-22
149
Martin Short, James Blunt
Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie perform…
2006-05-23
150
Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie
Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; D…
2006-05-24
151
Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James
2006-05-25
152
Bill Maher, Rita Wilson
2006-05-26
153
Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr.
2006-06-05
154
Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint
2006-06-06
155
Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken
2006-06-07
156
Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket
2006-06-08
157
Michael Keaton, Wolfmother
2006-06-09
158
Paris Hilton, Will Shortz
2006-06-12
159
Tim Russert, Cat Power
2006-06-13
160
Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case
2006-06-14
161
Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic
Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentin…
2006-06-15
162
Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth
2006-06-16
163
Adam Sandler, Julie Chen
2006-06-19
164
Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh
2006-06-20
165
Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood
2006-06-21
166
Meryl Streep, Yellowcard
For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current sta…
2006-06-22
167
Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid
Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole;…
2006-06-23
168
Kevin Spacey, The Streets
2006-06-26
169
Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional
The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright perform…
2006-06-27
170
Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright
2006-06-28
171
Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene
Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous."
2006-06-29
172
Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon
2006-06-30
173
John Witherspoon, The Fray
2006-07-10
174
Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado
2006-07-11
175
Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers
2006-07-12
176
Luke Wilson, Band of Horses
2006-07-13
177
Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons
Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal.
2006-07-14
178
Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal
A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "L…
2006-07-17
179
Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard
Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock.
2006-07-18
180
Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault
Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink.
2006-07-19
181
Martin Short, Pink
Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Uni…
2006-07-20
182
Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts
Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon E…
2006-07-21
183
Colin Farrell, India.Arie
2006-07-24
184
Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes
A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper"…
2006-07-25
185
Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr.
During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; Th…
2006-07-26
186
Johnny Depp, the Spinners
Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new on…
2006-07-27
187
Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen
2006-07-28
188
Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley
2006-08-14
189
Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things
Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera.
2006-08-15
190
Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera
Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Sn…
2006-08-16
191
Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim
2006-08-17
192
Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons
Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jacks…
2006-08-18
193
Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast
"Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America."
2006-08-21
194
Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight
An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----,…
2006-08-22
195
John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes
2006-08-23
196
Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward
2006-08-24
197
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols
2006-08-25
Season 14 · 2006 · 199 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Andy Kindler, motocross demo with Travis Pastrana, Baby Gramps
Travis Pastrana - Andy Kidler - Baby Gramps
2006-08-28
2
Zach Braff, Jeff Brendenburg, The Roots
Dave toys around with the new product from Apple Computers, the "I-Stinguisher"; a man in pajamas and a bathrobe asks Dave where he would find some coffee; writ…
2006-08-29
3
Snoop Dogg, Charlie Hill, OK Go
In honor of the show's 13th anniversary, an intern accidentally walks onstage to ask Dave to sign his own greeting card; live from Tracy, California, Ron Patric…
2006-08-30
4
Julianne Moore, radio-show hosts Opie and Anthony
Tony visits The Hamptons, where he complains about traffic; recently embarassed CNN anchor Kyra Phillips presents the Top Ten; 5,000 tennis balls are dropped on…
2006-08-31
5
Al Franken, Todd Snider
2006-09-01
6
Maria Sharapova, Martha Stewart, Justin Timberlake
2006-09-11
7
Ashton Kutcher, Sam Hornish, Jr., TV on the Radio
2006-09-12
8
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Norm MacDonald
2006-09-13
9
Anne Heche, Luke Ravenstahl, The Who
2006-09-14
10
Johnny Knoxville, Rachael Ray
Johnny Dark measures Dave's inseam, much to his chagrin; while promoting "Ventriloquist Week" for the umpteenth time, Dave argues with his very own dummy; to ma…
2006-09-15
11
Dr. Phil McGraw, Willie Tyler and Lester, Sekou Bunch
Day 1 of Ventriloquist Week with Willie Tyler & Lester, plus Dr. Phil and "Survivor" castoff Sekou Bunch!
2006-09-18
12
Patrick Dempsey, Jay Johnson and Darwin, Kasabian
Ventriloquist Week, Day 2: Jay Johnson jokes about evolution while his primate friend Darwin sings "Send in the Clowns" in his "native" tongue; a safe is thrown…
2006-09-19
13
Marg Helgenberger, Ronn Lucas and Scorch, Diana Krall
Day 3 of Ventriloquist Week with Ronn Lucas & Scorch, plus Marg Helgenberger and Diana Krall!
2006-09-20
14
Ted Turner, Jeff Dunham and Walter, Fergie
Day 4 of Ventriloquist Week with Jeff Dunham & Walter. Plus, Ted Turner and Fergie!
2006-09-21
15
LeBron James, Todd Oliver and Irving, Ludacris
Ventriloquist Week, Day 5: Todd Oliver has a conversation with his talking dog, Irving; Dave and Lebron James shoot baskets on 53rd Street; Ludacris performed "…
2006-09-22
16
Ray Liotta, Elvis Costello & Tony Bennett, Billy Garcia
Throughout the night, several Late Show interns learn how to parallel-park; Dave looks into "A Day in the Life of Hugo Chavez"; Ray Liotta discusses meeting his…
2006-09-25
17
Billy Bob Thornton, Lily Capehart, Sean Lennon
Ten-year-old "lizard charmer" Lily Capehart puts her amphibian pets in doll costumes; Billy Bob Thornton promotes "The School for Scoundrels"; Sean Lennon perfo…
2006-09-26
18
Amanda Peet, Nigella Lawson, Bob Seger
Tonights guests include Amanda Peet, Nigella Lawson and Bob Seger.
2006-09-27
19
Sir Richard Branson, Dane Cook, Monica
2006-09-28
20
Nathan Lane, Jeff Caldwell
2006-09-29
21
Pete Rose, Roy Wood Jr., Cecilia Mansilla
2006-10-02
22
Andy Dick, Keith Olbermann, Brazilian Girls
2006-10-03
23
Alec Baldwin, Vladae the Dog Wizard, Jerry Lee Lewis & Neil Young
2006-10-04
24
Frank Caliendo, Rachael Harris, Xzibit, Phil Pfister
2006-10-05
25
Amy Sedaris, Trey Anastasio
2006-10-06
26
Robin Williams, J.P. Calderon, Sam Moore with Wynonna
Hartford-based meterologist Scot Haney interrupts Dave with a teaser for his five-day forecast; Tony crudely illustrates how North Korea's recent nuclear test w…
2006-10-09
27
Nicky Hilton, Bob Woodward, Joseph Arthur
2006-10-10
28
Jon Stewart, Nick Lachey
2006-10-11
29
Katie Couric, Brian Kiley, Alan Jackson
2006-10-12
30
Diddy, Neil Patrick Harris
2006-10-13
31
Tom Arnold, Brian Regan, the latest "Survivor: Cook Islands" castaway
Tonights guests Tom Arnold, Brian Regan, Strongman Stan Drucker and "Survivor" castaways CaoBoi and Cristina Coria.
2006-10-23
32
Tina Fey, Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg, The Killers
Tourist "Todd Volk" plays "Find the Pumpkin" at Hello Deli; ESPN Radio's "Mikes in the Morning" discuss Terrell Owens; The Killers perform "When You Were Young.…
2006-10-24
33
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jay Thomas, John Legend
Tonights guests include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jay Thomas and John Legend.
2006-10-25
34
Tim Robbins, Gene Rurka, Russell Thompkins Jr. and The New Stylistics
2006-10-26
35
Bill O'Reilly, Jeff Altman, Tilly and the Wall
Dave shows off new photos of Harry; Dave Dorsett leaves his station to goof around with a sock puppet; Dave and Bill O'Reilly have another heated discussion abo…
2006-10-27
36
Borat, Tiki Barber, Beck
Borat, Beck and Tiki Barber, plus a Top Ten from Jerry Springer!
2006-10-30
37
Rachel Weisz, David Rakoff, Morningwood
Tonights guests include Rachel Weisz, David Rakoff and Morningwood.
2006-10-31
38
Gary Sinise, Joanne Carson, Jim Norton
Dave plugs the upcoming Ball State-Michigan football game and promises to give a nickel to everyone that attends the game; Dave reads a letter from a fan pertai…
2006-11-01
39
Rosie O'Donnell, Lady Sovereign
Tonights guests include Rosie O'Donnell and Lady Sovereign.
2006-11-02
40
Martin Short, Kinky Friedman
Martin Short performs a song-and-dance number about the internet's role in his sexless marriage; country singer/novelist/gubernatorial candidate Kinky Friedman …
2006-11-03
41
Will Ferrell, Jack Hanna
Britney Spears drops by looking for Will Ferrell; at the end of his interview, Will ad-libs through a selection from "Phantom of the Opera"; Jack Hanna introduc…
2006-11-06
42
Dustin Hoffman, Jamie Oliver, The Metropolitan Opera
Outgoing Defense Secretary "Donald Rumsfeld" (Gerard) fields questions from the audience; Jamie Oliver makes sausage carbonara; the Metropolitan Opera performs …
2006-11-08
43
Kiefer Sutherland, Jenna Fischer, Rocco DeLuca
Live via satellite, Biff walks through a six-acre corn maze in Livermore, California. By the end of the show, Dave asks him if he's scared, prompting Biff to sn…
2006-11-09
44
Daniel Craig, documentary film subject Teri Horton, Elvis Costello, Rosanne Cash
2006-11-10
45
Robin Williams, Rich Little, George Jones
Day 1 of Impressionist Week with Rich Little! Also, Robin Williams and George Jones!
2006-11-13
46
Jack Black & Kyle Gass, Fred Travalena, Tenacious D
Impressionist Week, Day 2: Frank Travalena closes his set by mimicing every president from Kennedy to Dubya. Also, Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass) promot…
2006-11-14
47
Ellen DeGeneres, Gordie Brown, +44
2006-11-15
48
Christopher Guest, Frank Caliendo, The Game
2006-11-16
49
Sen. John Edwards, Kevin Pollak, Will Arnett
2006-11-17
50
Jerry Seinfeld, Dan Patrick
Tonights guests include Jerry Seinfeld and Dan Patrick. Plus, a public apology from Jerry's former co-star Michael Richards.
2006-11-20
51
Hugh Jackman, Chris Elliott, Jimmie Johnson
Tonight's "Rejected FDA Products" include Hebrew National Bacon, Frozen Mayonnaise Bars (which Dave tastes), and OJ Simpson's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, …
2006-11-21
52
Matthew Broderick, Lupe Fiasco & Jill Scott
Tonights guests include Matthew Broderick and Lupe Fiasco and Jill Scott. Plus, Stupid Pet Tricks!
2006-11-22
53
Eugene Levy, John Mayer
Dave shows footage of the staff Thanksgiving dinner, which includes a drunk Biff telling off Dave and a turkey carver severing his hand; Dave correctly guesses …
2006-11-23
54
Helen Hunt, DJ Shadow, Q-Tip and Lateef
2006-11-24
55
Kate Winslet, Tom Waits
2006-11-27
56
George Clooney, The Decemberists
2006-11-28
57
Richard Simmons, Kate Walsh, Ciara
A giant goat knocks over the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree; Andy Kindler visits the US Marshals Training Academy in Georgia; in his first Late Show appearan…
2006-11-29
58
Jennifer Connelly, Tom Dreesen, Shiny Toy Guns
Tonights guests include Jennifer Connelly, Tom Dreesen and Shiny Toy Guns.
2006-11-30
59
Danny DeVito, 16-year-old duct tape expert William Beacom, Silversun Pickups
Teen duct tape expert William Beacom shows off his sticky creations; Silversun Pickups performed "Lazy Eye."
2006-12-01
60
Matt Damon, Barbara Walters
2006-12-11
61
Howard Stern, Gwen Stefani
Tonight at Hello Deli, Dave and Rupert dare a (alleged) SUNY student from Queens to eat a Taco Bell chalupa; Howard Stern walks onstage in a Father Christmas ou…
2006-12-12
62
Kid Scientists, Regis Philbin, Robert Randolph
Tonights guests include Regis Philbin and Robert Randolph, plus Lee Marek's Kid Scientists!
2006-12-13
63
Will Smith, Evanescence
An irate staffer gives Dave a holiday-themed "f*** you"; "Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton" (Gerard) fields questions from the audience; Will Smith promotes The P…
2006-12-14
64
Clint Eastwood, Matthew Fox
Tonight's guests include Clint Eastwood and Matthew Fox are the scheduled guests.
2006-12-15
65
Frank Caliendo as John Madden, Ben Stiller, Rodrigo & Gabriela
Tonight's guests include Ben Stiller, John Madden and Rodrigo y Gabriela.
2006-12-18
66
Beyonce, Marv Albert, The Dears
Tonight's guests include Beyonce Knowles, Marv Albert and The Dears.
2006-12-19
67
Renée Zellweger, holiday toy demonstration, Taking Back Sunday
A Yule Log is set up in front of Dave's desk, and later Dave and Renee Zellweger pose Christmas-photo style next to the green screen; Dave acknowledges Dave Dor…
2006-12-20
68
Tom Brokaw, Cold War Kids
Tom Brokaw and Cold War Kids are the scheduled guests.
2006-12-21
69
Cate Blanchett, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
Cate Blanchett and Darlene Love are tonight's guests. Plus, Jay Thomas and the 9th Annual Christmas Tree Football Toss!
2006-12-22
70
Martin Short, Donal Logue
2007-01-02
71
Matt Lauer, Artie Lange, Augustana
2007-01-03
72
Cedric the Entertainer, Wesley Autrey, Switchfoot
2007-01-04
73
Donald Trump, Mary Lynn Rajskub
2007-01-05
74
David Arquette, Jennifer Hudson
2007-01-08
75
Penelope Cruz, Gary Mule Deer, Ben E. King
A woman from Chicago plays "Name That Smell" at Hello Deli; after vilifying Commonwealth Edison, Alan gets beaten up by one of their employees; Ben E. King perf…
2007-01-09
76
Peter O'Toole, Marc Maron
Tonight's guests are Peter O'Toole and Marc Maron, plus a Top Ten from baseball legends Cal Ripken Jr. and Tony Gwynn!
2007-01-10
77
Julianne Moore, Madonna, The Hold Steady
Videotape operator Tom Catusi apologizes for making a cheap shot at Mark McGwire; Madonna discusses her controversial adoption of a Malawian baby; Dave puts on …
2007-01-11
78
Kristin Chenoweth, John Witherspoon, Josh Ritter
A Late Show Fun Fact: the actual Godzilla was only seven feet tall and was killed by Japanese soldiers within minutes; John Witherspoon describes a recent incid…
2007-01-12
79
Amy Sedaris, Jason Randal, America with Ryan Adams & Ben Kweller
Dave acknowledges the 7th anniversary of his quintuple-bypass with a clip from "Sanford & Son"; magician Jason Randal wows Dave with a few more of his trademark…
2007-01-15
80
Paul Newman, Sebastian Bourdais, Diana Ross
Paul Newman, Sebastian Bourdais, and Diana Ross are the scheduled guests.
2007-01-16
81
Tina Fey, Terri and Bindi Irwin
Tina Fey discusses the Golden Globes and explains why she hates Los Angeles; escape artist "Donnie Glenn" balks at being sealed in a milk can filled with water;…
2007-01-17
82
Harry Shearer, Vera Farmiga, Mat Kearney
Dave promotes the new, improved Late Show web site; "El Nino" (Gerard) drops by to take a bow; Vera Farmiga promotes "Breaking and Entering"; Mat Kearney perfor…
2007-01-18
83
Dan Rather, Tricia Helfer, Andy Kindler
Dave comments on this winter's damaged citrus crop by opening a carton of "Tropicana Just Rind"; Tricia Helfer of "Battlestar Galactica" fame promotes her upcom…
2007-01-19
84
Kevin Spacey, Alicia Keys, Nellie McKay & The Brooklyn Philharmonic
2007-01-22
85
Ricky Gervais, Forest Whitaker, The Shins
Ricky Gervais, Forest Whittaker, and The Shins are the scheduled guests.
2007-01-23
86
Frank Caliendo, Mandy Moore, Rosanne Cash
2007-01-24
87
Bill Murray, LeBron James
2007-02-01
88
David Spade, Alexandra Pelosi, Dustin Kensrue
2007-02-02
89
Dr. Phil McGraw, Fall Out Boy
2007-02-05
90
Randy Jackson, Harry Connick Jr., Regis
2007-02-06
91
Chris Elliott, Kelly Ripa, John Mellencamp
2007-02-07
92
Jack Hanna, Katherine Heigl, Patty Griffin
2007-02-08
93
Rachael Ray, Frank Caliendo, The Fab Faux
2007-02-09
94
Drew Barrymore, Rickie Lee Jones, Kevin Johnson with Clyde & Matilda
2007-02-12
95
Peyton Manning, Dan Horn with Orson, The Cat Empire
2007-02-13
96
Martha Stewart, Otto Petersen with George, Norah Jones
2007-02-14
97
Sienna Miller, NAS, Jim Barber with Seville
2007-02-15
98
Tracy Morgan, Gabrielle Union, Brad Cummings and Rex
The Cat Empire
2007-02-16
99
Jim Carrey, Daytona 500 winner Kevin Harvick
2007-02-19
100
Barbara Walters, David Neeleman, K-os
2007-02-20
101
John Travolta, Eric Nerhus, a performance from the Broadway musical "Spring Awakening"
2007-02-21
102
Billy Bob Thornton, Rashida Jones, Barenaked Ladies
2007-02-22
103
Samuel L. Jackson, Jim Gaffigan
2007-02-23
104
Jake Gyllenhaal, Brand New
2007-02-26
105
Evangeline Lilly, Jeff MacGregor, bubble blowing guy Tom Noddy
2007-02-27
106
Sen. John McCain, Robin Thicke
2007-02-28
107
Bob Woodruff, John Mayer
2007-03-01
108
Charles Grodin, Dan Naturman
Dave reminisces about his teen years and shares an antedote about a ruined fur coat; Charles Grodin promotes his one-minute commentaries on CBS Radio and shows …
2007-03-02
109
Chris Rock, Sandra Oh, Amy Winehouse
Dave admits that he's never participated nor believes in Daylight Savings Time; Chris Rock promotes "I Think I Love My Wife"; Amy Winehouse performed "You Know …
2007-03-12
110
Jeff Goldblum, Barbara McQueen
Jeff Goldblum, Barbara McQueen
2007-03-13
111
Richard Gere, Explorers Club chef Gene Rurka, Aqualung
2007-03-14
112
Bernie Mac, Paula Abdul, Joss Stone
Bernie Mac, Paula Abdul, Joss Stone
2007-03-19
113
Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Danica Patrick, Todd Barry, Lucinda Williams
Fill-in host Adam Sandler (with assistance from his dog, Matzoball II) welcomes Don Cheadle, Danica Patrick, and Todd Barry as his guests. Lucinda Williams perf…
2007-03-20
114
Jack Black, Lara Logan, beer launching refrigerator creator John Cornwell
Tonight's "Great Moments in Presidental Speeches" clip is doctored to include Sue Hum using a lint brush on JFK's right arm; Duke University post-grad John Corn…
2007-03-21
115
Will Ferrell, Kings of Leon, Rachel Smith
Will Ferrell, Kings of Leon, Rachel Smith
2007-03-26
116
Patricia Arquette, Paul Mooney, Macy Gray
2007-03-27
117
Al Franken, Isla Fisher
2007-03-28
118
Rosario Dawson, Bloc Party, Piedmont bird callers
2007-03-29
119
Donald Trump, Jon Heder
2007-03-30
120
Sen. Barack Obama, Halle Berry, Zach Johnson
2007-04-09
121
David Duchovny, Ryan Howard, Andrew Bird
2007-04-10
122
Alec Baldwin, Debbie Parkhurst and her dog Toby, LCD Soundsystem
2007-04-11
123
Bruce Willis, Jason Randal
2007-04-12
124
Bill Cosby, Angela Kinsey
2007-04-13
125
Kelly Ripa, Simon Pegg
Kelly Ripa, Simon Pegg, and Jim Short are the scheduled guests.
2007-04-16
126
Craig Ferguson, Dave Della Terza, Avril Lavigne
2007-04-17
127
Edie Falco, Paul Scheer, Son Volt
2007-04-18
128
Garry Shandling, Paul Teutul Sr. and Jr., Tokyo Police Club
2007-04-19
129
Jessica Biel, Ira Glass, Regina Spektor
2007-04-20
130
Brian Williams, Steven Wright, a Top Ten list presented by Sanjaya Malakar
Top Ten list presented by Sanjaya Malakar
2007-04-23
131
David Hyde Pierce, Ivanka Trump, Corinne Bailey Rae
2007-04-24
132
Nicolas Cage, Barry Sonnenfeld, The Fratellis
2007-04-25
133
Steve Martin, Dave Cota and A.J. the parakeet, Derek Jeter
Steve Martin dominates the show, as he interrupts Dave twice, gets a lapdance from a male stripper, plugs his new book, and performs "The Crow" with banjoists T…
2007-04-26
134
Frank Caliendo as President George W. Bush, Andy Dick, Jarvis Cocker
2007-04-27
135
Kirsten Dunst, Rob Magnotti, Dinosaur Jr.
Day 1 of "Impressionist Week 2" with Rob Magnotti. Kirsten Dunst and Dinosaur Jr. are the scheduled guests.
2007-04-30
136
Tobey Maguire, John Byner, Modest Mouse
2007-05-01
137
Drew Barrymore, Mike MacRae, Ben Kweller
2007-05-02
138
Marcia Cross, Joe Piscopo, Tori Amos
2007-05-03
139
Ray Romano, Reggie Reg, Dennis Haysbert
Day 5 of "Impressionist Week 2" with Reggie Reg. Ray Romano and Dennis Haysbert are the scheduled guests.
2007-05-04
140
Regis Philbin, Darlene Love
2007-05-07
141
Jane Fonda, Tom Ruprecht, Kelly Clarkson
2007-05-08
142
Lindsay Lohan, Tom Dreesen, The Kooks
2007-05-09
143
Dr. Phil McGraw, Jack Hanna
Dr. Phil McGraw and Jack Hanna are the scheduled guests.
2007-05-10
144
Charles Grodin, Jake Johannsen
2007-05-11
145
Mike Myers, America Ferrera
2007-05-14
146
Don Rickles, Michael Imperioli, Wilco, a Top Ten List presented by Masi Oka
Don Rickles, Michael Imperioli, and Wilco are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from Masi Oka!
2007-05-15
147
Ricky Gervais, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Mavis Staples, a Top Ten List presented by Bob Barker
Ricky Gervais, Mary Lynn Rajskub, and Mavis Staples are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten by Bob Barker!
2007-05-16
148
Kid Scientists, Luke Wilson, Rufus Wainwright, a Top Ten List presented by Homer Simpson
Top Ten List presented by Homer Simpson
2007-05-17
149
Teri Hatcher, Jonah Hill, Elvis Costello
2007-05-18
150
Rudolph Giuliani, Mike West, Jesus & Mary Chain
2007-05-21
151
Charles Barkley, Seth Rogen, Michael Martin Murphey
2007-05-22
152
Stupid Pet Tricks, Rosie Perez, Dr. Dog
2007-05-23
153
Al Gore, Jim Short
2007-05-24
154
Kevin Spacey, Alexis Bledel
2007-05-25
155
Matt Damon, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, Bright Eyes
2007-06-04
156
Chevy Chase, Amanda Beard, Satellite Party
2007-06-05
157
Nicole Richie, Artie Lange, Chrisette Michele
2007-06-06
158
Amy Sedaris, Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell, Jordan Zevon
2007-06-07
159
Ellen Barkin, Brian Regan
2007-06-08
160
Denis Leary, Flight of the Conchords, Neal Seaver
2007-06-11
161
Kyra Sedgwick, Sir Richard Branson, Maroon 5
2007-06-12
162
Bear Grylls, Jeremy Piven, Elvis Perkins
2007-06-13
163
John Cusack, Pink Martini, Turkey Gobbling Champions
2007-06-14
164
Michael Moore, Bill Burr
2007-06-15
165
Bruce Willis, Tony Parker, diving dogs
2007-06-25
166
Amanda Peet, John Krasinski, Bryan Ferry
2007-06-26
167
Claire Danes, Dan Patrick & Keith Olbermann, Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
2007-06-27
168
Robin Williams, Julie Chen
2007-06-28
169
Dennis Kucinich, Shia LaBeouf, Morrissey
2007-06-29
170
Don Cheadle, Smashing Pumpkins, Venus Williams
2007-07-09
171
Sienna Miller, Michael Cera, Interpol
2007-07-10
172
Diddy, Emma Watson, Spoon
2007-07-11
173
Paul Teutul Sr. and Jr., Vera Farmiga, Joe Matarese
2007-07-12
174
Queen Latifah, Alan Zweibel, Smashing Pumpkins
2007-07-13
175
Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonah Hill, Michel Lauziere
2007-07-16
176
Adam Sandler, Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, Mute Math
2007-07-17
177
John Travolta, Paula Abdul, Teddy Thompson
2007-07-18
178
Kevin James, Jose Andres, White Rabbits
2007-07-19
179
Julia Stiles, Pete Jordan, Nick Griffin
2007-07-20
180
Drew Carey, Nikki Blonsky, Grinderman
2007-07-23
181
Paul Rudd, Tony Dungy, The National
2007-07-24
182
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Bob Sarlatte, Porter Wagoner
2007-07-25
183
Sharon Osbourne, Brian Kiley, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2007-07-26
184
Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Buffalo Tom
2007-07-27
185
Andy Samberg, Catherine Bell, The Bravery
2007-07-30
186
Sen. Joe Biden, Seth Rogen, Gogol Bordello
2007-07-31
187
Matt Damon, Jeff Altman, Angelique Kidjo
Matt Damon, Jeff Altman, and Angelique Kidjo are the scheduled guests.
2007-08-01
188
Jackie Chan, Chelsea Handler, Michael Buble
2007-08-02
189
Glenn Close, Judd Apatow, Chris & Rich Robinson
2007-08-03
190
Jeff Goldblum, Hayden Panettiere, New Pornographers
2007-08-20
191
Samuel L. Jackson, Christiane Amanpour, Tom Russell
2007-08-21
192
Richard Gere, Tom Dreesen, Velvet Revolver
2007-08-22
193
Tina Fey, Venus Williams, Steve Earle
2007-08-23
194
Tom Arnold, Kristin Gore, Jim McDonald
2007-08-24
195
Susan Sarandon, Rick Reilly, Feist
2007-08-27
196
Kevin Bacon, Kat Von D, T.I. with Wyclef
2007-08-28
197
Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Garlin, Against Me!
2007-08-29
198
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Willie Nelson & Kenny Chesney
2007-08-30
199
Amy Sedaris, Will Arnett
2007-08-31
Season 15 · 2007 · 168 episodes
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1
Former President Bill Clinton, Patti Scialfa
Former President Bill Clinton plugs his new book and explains why he can't be his wife's running mate; Patti Scialfa performed "A Town Called Heartbreak."
2007-09-04
2
Danny DeVito, Larry David, Avril Lavigne
Dave apologizes to Sue Hum for a pre-show accident; the show is interrupted by a performance of "Mark Twain Tonight!" starring Johnny Dark; Danny Devito plugs h…
2007-09-05
3
Jessica Alba, George Saunders, The Manchester Orchestra
In the midst of a citywide taxi strike, a cab is seen carrying people on the its roof and front hood; Biff makes a feeble attempt at seeing Jessica Alba in pers…
2007-09-06
4
Rachael Ray, Frank Rich, Arctic Monkeys
Throughout the show, saxophonist Aaron Bing attempts to break the world record for the longest sustained note (and ultimately fails). Also, Arctic Monkeys perf…
2007-09-07
5
Jodie Foster, Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová
Jodie Foster, Glen Hansard, and Marketa Irglova are the scheduled guests.
2007-09-10
6
Dr. Phil McGraw, Andy Kindler, Suzanne Vega
Prior to the show, Jude Brennan confronts Dr. Phil about Dave's "psychotic tendencies"; Deborah Lynn loses yet again on "Psychic Sandwich"; during his interview…
2007-09-11
7
Viggo Mortensen, Kat Von D, Daughtry, a Top Ten List presented by 10 NASCAR stars
Viggo Mortensen, Kat Von D, and Daughtry are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special NASCAR Top Ten!
2007-09-12
8
Martha Stewart, Fred Willard, a Top Ten List presented by Billy Bob Thornton
Martha Stewart and Fred Willard are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from Billy Bob Thornton!
2007-09-13
9
Regis Philbin, Chamillionaire
Dave does an impression of Tony's reaction to an inaccurate monologue joke; Regis critiques' Dave's recent appearance on Oprah and plugs the 20th anniversary of…
2007-09-14
10
Jamie Foxx, Jimmy Smits, Will.I.Am
Jamie Foxx, Jimmy Smits, and Will.I.Am are the scheduled guests.
2007-09-24
11
Kate Walsh, Kevin Smith, Rascal Flatts
Kate Walsh, Kevin Smith, and Rascal Flatts are the scheduled guests.
2007-09-25
12
Jennifer Garner, Ken Burns, Chaka Khan
Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan drop by to promote their new project, "Bionic Guy"; 7-11 head honcho Jim Keyes comes up with another wacky promotion; Chaka Kh…
2007-09-26
13
Stupid Human Tricks, Whoopi Goldberg, Melissa Etheridge
Whoopi Goldberg and Melissa Etheridge are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks!
2007-09-27
14
Paris Hilton, Emile Hirsch
Henry Rife leaps over six taxicabs on an ATV; Paris Hilton dodges a string of questions regarding her stint in prison; Emile Hirsch plugs Into The Wild.
2007-09-28
15
Sean Penn, Barry Sonnenfeld, Ben Harper
Sean Penn, Barry Sonnenfeld, and Ben Harper are the scheduled guests.
2007-10-01
16
Jude Law, Sarah Silverman, John Fogerty
The show is interrupted by a businessman on a cell phone in the backdrop; Johnny Dark makes another appearance as Mark Twain; Alan gets beat up by an annoyed Me…
2007-10-02
17
Alec Baldwin, Faith Hill
Throughout the night, Late Show interns attempt to parallel-park on 53rd Street; Dave reads "Top Ten Signs Your Team Isn't Going To Win the World Series" out of…
2007-10-03
18
Nicolette Sheridan, Tony Snow, Rihanna
Nicolette Sheridan, Tony Snow, and Rihanna are the scheduled guests.
2007-10-04
19
Bob Newhart, Angela Kinsey, Iron and Wine
Several audience members voluntarily present the Top Ten; Bob Newhart shares an amusing story about Frank Sinatra; Angela Kinsey talks about life in Texas; Iron…
2007-10-05
20
George Clooney, Kid Rock
George Clooney and Kid Rock are the scheduled guests.
2007-10-08
21
Jennifer Lopez, Alan Greenspan
Several elderly Alan Greenspan "groupies" stand outside the theater as the former Chairman of the Federal Reserve plugs his new book. Also, Jennifer Lopez discu…
2007-10-09
22
Stephen Colbert, Eva Mendes, Queens of the Stone Age
A canned ham is almost given to an audience member; the "f*** you" guy brags about a winning lottery ticket; Stephen Colbert discusses "roughing it" and plugs h…
2007-10-10
23
Anne Heche, Sue Johanson, Mariza
Anne Heche, Sue Johanson, and Mariza are the scheduled guests.
2007-10-11
24
Halle Berry, Bill Hader, Spring Snake Symphony
A pregnant Halle Berry plugs Things We Lost In The Fire and shows a 3-D ultrasound image that resembles Dave. Also, Eric Buss and his "Spring Snake Symphony" (3…
2007-10-12
25
Jake Gyllenhaal, Connie Britton, 50 Cent
Marc Odgers returns to the Late Show to leap over five interns; a security guard (Mike McIntee) tasers a runaway audience member; Connie Britton plugs "Friday N…
2007-10-15
26
Richard Simmons, Casey Affleck, Sondre Lerche
Richard Simmons and Casey Affleck are the scheduled guests.
2007-10-16
27
Rebecca Romijn, Jimmie Walker, LeAnn Rimes
Dave (amongst others) discusses a fire in the theater basement that occured earlier that day; staff writer Bill Scheft comments on the possible writers' strike;…
2007-10-17
28
Steve Carell, Chris Russo, Chris Elliott, Band of Horses
Tonights guests include Steve Carell, Chris Russo and Band of Horses perform “Is There A Ghost.”
2007-10-18
29
Amanda Peet, Patrick Warburton, Jeff Caldwell
Mac n' cheese is the latest food item that Sue Hum offers Dave (and promptly rejects); the lovely Amanda Peet plugs Martian Child, but a clip of Santa Claus Con…
2007-10-19
30
Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Torre
Two marathon runners interrupt the monologue (one week early, it shall be noted); to honor the possible WGA strike, Bill Scheft chooses not to reveal the punchl…
2007-10-29
31
Jennifer Connelly, Slash, Nicole Atkins
An excerpt is revealed from President Gerald Ford's posthumous memoirs; Alan Kalter hosts "This Is Your Lunch," looking back at Dave's last meal (lasagna); guit…
2007-10-30
32
David Spade, Penn & Teller, Jonathan Papelbon
The 26th annual "New Halloween Costumes" segment includes a Hillary Clinton pantsuit, an overstuffed glove compartment, and Spongebob's less-than-beloved cousin…
2007-10-31
33
Dr. Phil McGraw, Ryan Adams
With a writers' strike now looking very likely, "Mrs. Letterman" (Jude Brennan) nags Dave into doing some housework; Stupid Pet Tricks include a pit bull terrie…
2007-11-01
34
Bill Murray, Jay-Z
Etch-a-sketch artist George Vlosich becomes the latest person to do a portrait of Biff Henderson; Bill Murray discusses his ongoing legal troubles in Sweden and…
2007-11-02
35
Robin Williams, Lupe Fiasco
Dave returns from an eight-week hiatus with a full beard and his writing staff intact; an audience Q&A bit is interrupted by Bill Scheft; ten striking writers p…
2008-01-02
36
Bill Maher, Ellen Page, the cast of Broadway's "Young Frankenstein"
Dave's beard gets a key to the city, courtesy of Mayor Bloomberg; a wayward WGA picketer wanders around in the backdrop; Hal Gurnee's latest Network Time Killer…
2008-01-03
37
Donald Trump, Shooter Jennings
Dave admits that he's getting tired of the beard, then confesses to feeling sick over his new "feud" with Rosie O'Donnell; Dave and Donald Trump talk football; …
2008-01-04
38
Tom Hanks, Gov. Mike Huckabee
Tom Hanks and Mike Huckabee are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-07
39
Lucy Liu, Alex Roy, MGMT
Lucy Liu and MGMT are the scheduled guests. Plus, Bill Medley (of Righteous Brothers fame) sits in with the band!
2008-01-08
40
Morgan Freeman, Tom Brokaw, Chuck Prophet
Morgan Freeman and Chuck Prophet are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-09
41
Howard Stern, Ayo
Howard Stern and Ayo are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-10
42
Tracy Morgan, Kat Von D, Dropkick Murphys
Tracy Morgan, Kat Von D, and Dropkick Murphys are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-11
43
Katie Holmes, Frank Caliendo, Maroon 5
Katie Holmes, Frank Caliendo, and Maroon 5 are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-14
44
Denzel Washington, Don Rickles
An audience member claims to know Dave's ex-wife, who apparently now lives in Florida; the show is again interrupted by radio transmissions from Lt. Len Easton …
2008-01-15
45
Michael Douglas, Katherine Heigl, Wyclef Jean
Throughout the night, Tony and Dave play the Spanish-language version of "Wheel of Fortune"; Michael Douglas talks skiing and plugs King of California; an old A…
2008-01-16
46
Sylvester Stallone, the Teutul family, the Mars Volta
Sylvester Stallone, the Teutul Family, and The Mars Volta are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-17
47
Diane Keaton, Jim Gaffigan
Dave begs Gaines to stop feeding in phone calls from the California Highway Patrol, which interrupts the show three times. Also, in her first Letterman appearan…
2008-01-18
48
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dan Patrick, Ringo Starr
The Bruce Willis Secret Word of the Night is "Muffin"; during an audience Q&A segment, one man flips out over Chris Dodd's decision to drop out of the president…
2008-01-21
49
Sen. John Edwards, Diablo Cody, Josh Ritter, David "Fathead" Newman
Senator John Edwards, Diablo Cody, and Josh Ritter are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-22
50
Charles Grodin, New York Giant Lawrence Tynes, The Redwalls
Charles Grodin, Lawrence Tynes, and The Redwalls are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-23
51
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, T.J. Miller, Super Furry Animals
Lt. Len Easton is caught annoying Dave and interrupting "Larry King Live"; Dave is repeatedly distracted by a photo of Mitt Romney; Andy Kindler visits a life c…
2008-01-24
52
Nathan Lane, Jake Johannsen
Nathan Lane and Jake Johannsen are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-25
53
Jessica Alba, Julie Chen, The Whigs
Jessica Alba, Julie Chen, and The Whigs are the scheduled guests.
2008-01-28
54
Bill Cosby, Lake Bell, The Matt Savage Trio
Lt. Len Easton calls up C-SPAN's "Washington Journal"; Bill Cosby shares an antedote about his recently deceased mother; teen jazz prodigy Matt Savage and his t…
2008-01-29
55
Dr. Phil McGraw, Lena Headey, Gary Allan
An audience member gives Dave a gold hat, which Paul wears; Lt. Len Easton pops up on "Sex Talk with Sue Johanson"; a clothing-optional airline is the subject o…
2008-01-30
56
Stupid Human Tricks, Eva Longoria Parker, Colbie Caillat
Eva Longoria and Colbie Caillat are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks!
2008-01-31
57
Paris Hilton, Artie Lange, Vampire Weekend
Paris Hilton, Artie Lange, and Vampire Weekend are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-01
58
Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Crow
Dave discusses at length the New York Giants' upset Super Bowl victory; Senator Hillary Clinton jokes that her choice of running mate has come down to Dave or R…
2008-02-04
59
Matthew McConaughey, Gary Mule Deer, Sheryl Crow
Matthew McConaughey, Gary Mule Deer, and Sheryl Crow are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-05
60
Eli Manning, Vince Vaughn, A Fine Frenzy
Eli Manning and A Fine Frenzy are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-06
61
Kate Hudson, Jack Hanna
Lt. Len Easton interrupts "Know Your Current Events"; Kate Hudson plugs Fool's Gold and talks football; Jack Hanna introduces Dave to an African Warthog (which …
2008-02-07
62
Colin Farrell, Blake Lively, Lenny Kravitz
"Late Show Fun Facts" is interrupted by a ticket scalper (Mike McIntee); Colin Farrell plugs In Bruges and gives Dave a fedora; Lenny Kravitz performed "Bring I…
2008-02-08
63
Kate Walsh, Jason Sudeikis, OK Go and Bonerama
While fielding a question about Oprah tickets, Dave accidentally breaks one of his pencils in half; a certain panicky audience member is confronted by Dr. Phil …
2008-02-11
64
Evangeline Lilly, Marisa Miller, Brad Paisley
Evangeline Lilly and Brad Paisley are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-12
65
Martin Short, Amy Ryan
Dave obsesses over his orange tie; live via satellite, a man with a black eye won't talk to Dave; Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan drop by to plug their (fake)…
2008-02-13
66
Regis Philbin, Joseph Arthur
Regis Philbin and Joseph Arthur are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-14
67
Charles Barkley, Bill Burr
Charles Barkley talks hoops and dodges questions about running for governor of Alabama; a CBS executive stops the show to grill Dave; comedian Bill Burr riffs o…
2008-02-15
68
Dennis Quaid, Ryan Newman, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Dennis Quaid and Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-18
69
Randy Jackson, Saffron Burrows, Ray Davies
Bill Scheft apologizes for a bad Dick Cheney joke, citing tainted roast beef; after Dave mentions the resignation of Fidel Castro, a certain angry audience memb…
2008-02-19
70
Amy Sedaris, Erika Jensen, Foo Fighters
Paul stars in a spoof of VH1's hit reality show "Rock of Love"; Martha Stewart and Emeril Lagasse read the Top Ten; grocery-bagging champ Erika Jensen takes Dav…
2008-02-20
71
Steve Martin, hand shadows performance with Raymond Crowe
Steve Martin is the scheduled guest. Plus, a hand shadow demonstration!
2008-02-21
72
Diddy, Al Lubel
Lt. Len Easton resurfaces; "Harry Letterman" is spotted having a smoke backstage, and later flirts with Paul's teenage daughter; Diddy promotes the upcoming mad…
2008-02-22
73
Will Ferrell, Michael McDonald
Live via satellite, Osama bin Laden accepts an Academy Award; Will Ferrell plugs Semi-Pro and pays homage to "The Sound of Music"; Michael McDonald performed "(…
2008-02-25
74
Courteney Cox, Thomas Friedman, Chingy with Ludacris
Courtney Cox, Thomas Friedman, Chingy, and Ludacris are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-26
75
Kid Scientists, Natalie Portman, Kenna
"AMPTP President Nick Counter" and "Writers Guild Executive Director David Young" call a truce... and make out; in tonight's remote, Andy Kindler visits a toy c…
2008-02-27
76
Amy Adams, Jamie Oliver, Liam Finn
Amy Adams, Jamie Oliver, and Liam Finn are the scheduled guests.
2008-02-28
77
Woody Harrelson, Tommy Tiernan
Woody Harrelson discusses "tea-bagging" while kite surfing and plugs Semi-Pro; a cat scratching post is the latest object on "Will It Float?"; British comedian …
2008-02-29
78
Jim Carrey, Paula Abdul
Jim Carrey and Paula Abdul are the scheduled guests.
2008-03-10
79
Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg
Dave comments on the Gov. Eliot Spitzer scandal; the backdrop scalper (Mike McIntee) tries to sell Dave some Snoop Dogg tickets, even though he's on the show; M…
2008-03-11
80
Charlize Theron, Lewis Black, British Sea Power
Charlize Theron, Lewis Black, and British Sea Power are the scheduled guests.
2008-03-12
81
Kate Beckinsale, Graham Colton
Dave tears up a new five-dollar bill and ketchup spills out; the 2008 Wild Turkey Bourbon Grand National Gobbling champs strut their stuff; "Johnny Twain" drops…
2008-03-13
82
Jaime Pressly, Brian Regan
Jaime Pressly and Brian Regan are the scheduled guests.
2008-03-14
83
Rainn Wilson, Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg, Bell X1
Rainn Wilson, Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, and Bell X1 are the scheduled guests.
2008-03-17
84
Al Franken, Lauren Conrad, The Cribs
Dave gives an update on his tick infection; a man from Texas plays "What's In The Soup?" at Hello Deli; Al Franken (D-MN) stumps for his US Senator campaign; La…
2008-03-18
85
Brooke Shields, Seth Meyers, Gutter Twins
Cameraman Dave Dorsett is caught drinking on the job; the cast of "Battlestar Galactica" reads the Top Ten; Dave and Brooke Shields discuss foot surgery; Alan r…
2008-03-19
86
Demi Moore, Anthony Bourdain, Counting Crows
An audience woman shares her own tick bite experience with Dave; Alan narrates a history of the Ed Sullivan Theater, then cuts himself off to use the washroom; …
2008-03-24
87
Kate Bosworth, John Witherspoon, The Raveonettes
Kate Bosworth, John Witherspoon, and The Raveonettes are the scheduled guests.
2008-03-25
88
Brian Williams, Judy Greer, Langhorne Slim
Brian Williams, Judy Greer, and Langhorne Slim are the scheduled guests.
2008-03-26
89
Helen Mirren, Jose Canseco
2008-03-31
90
Sen. John McCain, Cat Power
2008-04-01
91
George Clooney, Norah Jones
2008-04-02
92
Renee Zellweger, Gayle King, Paddy Casey
2008-04-03
93
Ellen Pompeo, Jay-Z, Mary J. Blige
2008-04-04
94
Al Pacino, David Wright
2008-04-14
95
Kelsey Grammer, Kristen Bell, Rogue Wave
After Kelsey Grammer shares a disgusting antedote about his pet, Dave theorizes that every great story ends with "...and then the dog ate it." His hypothesis is…
2008-04-15
96
Uma Thurman, Graham Rahal, The Gossip
2008-04-16
97
Kelly Ripa, Dr. John P. Holdren, The Black Keys
Kelly Ripa, The Black Keys
2008-04-17
98
Amy Poehler, Jason Segel, Jordan Zevon
2008-04-18
99
Billy Crystal, Maria Sharapova
Dave discusses Harry's T-ball debut; the backdrop scalper tries to sell Papel Mass tickets a week late; Chris Elliott and Gerard Mulligan spend a day at New Yor…
2008-04-21
100
Helen Hunt, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo, Kathleen Edwards
2008-04-22
101
Danica Patrick, Russell Brand, Tokyo Police Club
2008-04-23
102
Tina Fey, Brett Favre, Estelle
Dave recalls being stuck in an elevator, with time-lapse footage of his ordeal; Tina Fey plugs Baby Mama; Brett Favre makes it clear that he has no intention of…
2008-04-24
103
Craig Ferguson, Ira Glass, The Black Crowes
2008-04-25
104
Gwyneth Paltrow, Richard Lewis, The Roots with Chrisette Michele
2008-04-28
105
Robert Downey Jr., Alicia Keys
2008-04-29
106
Matthew Broderick, Heidi Montag, Josh Groban
2008-04-30
107
John Goodman, Bear Grylls, Robyn
2008-05-01
108
Patrick Dempsey, Isabella Rossellini, Nick Lowe
2008-05-02
109
Jimmy Kimmel, Lance Burton, Jimmy Eat World
2008-05-05
110
Ashton Kutcher, Mac King, Steve Winwood
2008-05-06
111
Emile Hirsch, Tom Dreesen, Dirk Arthur
2008-05-07
112
Paris Hilton, Steve Wyrick, Panic at the Disco
2008-05-08
113
Barbara Walters, Cobie Smulders, Penn & Teller
2008-05-09
114
Stupid Pet Tricks, Shia LaBeouf, N.E.R.D.
2008-05-12
115
Regis Philbin, Laura Dern, Death Cab for Cutie
2008-05-13
116
Jack Hanna, Kid Rock
2008-05-14
117
America Ferrera, Russell Brand, Terry Fator
2008-05-15
118
Teri Hatcher, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
2008-05-16
119
Kevin Spacey, Sen. Jim Webb, Sara Bareilles
2008-05-19
120
Harrison Ford, Ali Lohan, Leona Lewis
2008-05-20
121
Kristin Davis, Jimmy Buffett
2008-05-21
122
Sarah Jessica Parker, Piedmont Bird Callers, Republic Tigers
2008-05-22
123
Liv Tyler, Sue Johanson, Tommy Johnagin
2008-05-23
124
Adam Sandler, Scott Dixon, Donna Summer
2008-06-02
125
Julianne Moore, Morgan Spurlock, a performance from the Broadway musical "South Pacific"
2008-06-03
126
Jack Black, Esperanza Spalding
2008-06-04
127
Julia Roberts, Al Green
2008-06-05
128
Jenna Fischer, Jim Nantz, Gavin Rossdale
2008-06-06
129
Tom Brokaw, Elettra Wiedemann, Gnarls Barkley
2008-06-09
130
Mark Wahlberg, Jeff Peckman, Alanis Morissette
2008-06-10
131
Zooey Deschanel, Scott McClellan, Jakob Dylan
2008-06-11
132
Ben Kingsley, Artie Lange, Emmylou Harris
Ben Kingsley and Emmylou Harris are the scheduled guests.
2008-06-12
133
Whoopi Goldberg , Spencer Pratt, Nick Griffin
2008-06-13
134
Mike Myers, BMX star Kevin Robinson, Adele
2008-06-16
135
Steve Carell, Lance Armstrong, Dr. John
Dave attempts to channel the spirit of President Harry Truman, but ends up getting his voice mail; with Rupert's assistance, a tourist from British Columbia tak…
2008-06-17
136
Kevin Garnett & Ray Allen, Jane Krakowski, Martha Wainwright
2008-06-18
137
Jason Bateman, Teri Garr, Keyshia Cole
2008-06-19
138
Denis Leary, The Baseball Project
2008-06-20
139
Will Smith, Joe Buck
Dave discusses watching his son play T-ball; Dave embarasses George Clarke by addressing him as Thomas Beatie (that pregnant transgendered guy); Will Smith plug…
2008-06-23
140
Charlize Theron, Richard Belzer, Mötley Crüe
After a gag about "Martian Ice" bombs, Dave gives the red-colored ice to an audience member; over at Hello Deli, Deborah Lynn plays "Psychic Gasoline" (and lose…
2008-06-24
141
Abigail Breslin, Barry Sonnenfeld, Tift Merritt
2008-06-25
142
Mary-Kate Olsen, Jim Gaffigan, Gavin DeGraw
2008-06-26
143
Morgan Freeman, Kaley Cuoco, Wild Sweet Orange
2008-06-27
144
Pierce Brosnan, Bud Selig, Jason Mraz
2008-07-14
145
Meryl Streep, Aaron Eckhart, Randy Travis
2008-07-15
146
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Young, The Hold Steady
2008-07-16
147
Ricky Gervais, John Mellencamp
Following "Top Ten Signs It's Time To Wash Your Monkey," Lyle the Intern unsuccessfully tries to persuade Dave into opening a Pizza Hut franchise. Also, John Me…
2008-07-17
148
Rosie Perez, David Sedaris
2008-07-18
149
Will Ferrell, Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman
Will Ferrell, Adam Savage, and Jamie Hyneman are the scheduled guests.
2008-07-21
150
Amanda Peet, Jon Hamm, Augustana
Dave welcomes back Bill Scheft, who was sidelined with hip surgery; Small Town News is interrupted by a guy in a Batman mask; Amanda Peet plugs the "X-Files" se…
2008-07-22
151
John C. Reilly, Jane Mayer, Grizzly Bear
John C. Reilly, Jane Mayer, and Grizzly Bear are the scheduled guests.
2008-07-23
152
David Duchovny, Black Kids
Featuring David Duchovny (The X-Files: I Want To Believe) and Black Kids (Partie Traumatic)
2008-07-24
153
Nathan Lane, Larry "Bubbles" Brown, Randy Bachman
2008-07-25
154
Gillian Anderson, Simon Pegg, We Are Scientists
Dave describes an incident during the monologue where Inky's cue-cards went AWOL; Dave and Paul acknowledge the passing of ex-WMDB guitarist Hiram Bullock; Gill…
2008-07-28
155
Kevin Costner, Bob Sarlatte, Low vs. Diamond
2008-07-29
156
Pamela Anderson, James Franco, Atmosphere
Pamela Anderson, James Franco,Atmosphere
2008-07-30
157
Luke Wilson, Mindy Kaling, Michael Lauziere
2008-07-31
158
Richard Simmons, Mary-Louise Parker
Paul Thoresen appears again to drop a 55-gallon water balloon on a '94 Chevy LeBaron convertible; Dave and Richard Simmons have another animated interview, in w…
2008-08-01
159
Seth Rogen, Fleet Foxes
2008-08-04
160
Kelly Ripa, Steve Coogan, Spiritualized
2008-08-05
161
Penelope Cruz, Danny Way, Randy Newman
Penelope Cruz, Randy Newman, Danny Way
2008-06-06
162
Kiefer Sutherland, Rumer Willis, Phil Vassar
2008-08-07
163
Donald Trump, Dwayne Kennedy
Donald Trump discusses real estate in Abu Dhabi; "WIll It Float?" is played on the roof; Dwayne Kennedy riffs on the possibility of a black president
2008-08-08
164
Shawn Johnson, Tracy Morgan, Solange
2008-08-25
165
Bryan Clay, Don Cheadle, Little Anthony & The Imperials
Tonight on "Get to Know Delaware," a fun fact about neighboring Pennsylvania; Dave's "son" throws a beer bottle at a green room TV; live from Denver, Biff fails…
2008-08-26
166
Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor, Neil Patrick Harris, Nas
Olympic Gold Medalists Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor, Neil Patrick Harris and Nas are the scheduled guests.
2008-08-27
167
Brad Garrett, Blake Lively, Randy Houser
2008-08-28
168
Amy Sedaris, Kim Kardashian, Brian Regan
Water-balloon fiend Paul Thoresen drops a 55-gallon bomb on a convertable with three "tourists" (mannequins); the Democratic National Convention is over but Bif…
2008-08-29
Season 16 · 2008 · 200 episodes
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1
Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, Terrence Howard
Nicolas Cage, Anna Torv, and Terrence Howard are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-02
2
Dr. Phil McGraw, Tilda Swinton, Tricky
Dr. Phil McGraw, Tilda Swinton, and Tricky are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-03
3
Robin Williams, Shannen Doherty, Duffy
Following the previous night's acceptance speech, Dave admits to underestimating Gov. Sarah Palin; Andy Kindler makes his last report from the GOP convention in…
2008-09-04
4
John Malkovich, Hayden Panettiere, Steve Earle
John Malkovich, Hayden Panettiere, and Steve Earle are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-05
5
Keira Knightley, Thomas L. Friedman
Keira Knightley and Thomas L. Friedman are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-08
6
Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Russo, Michael Buble
Jada Pinkett-Smith, Chris Russo, and Michael Buble are the scheduled guests. Plus, the second annual NASCAR Top Twelve!
2008-09-09
7
Sen. Barack Obama, LeBron James
Sen. Barack Obama and LeBron James are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-10
8
Jessica Simpson, Jack Hanna
Jessica Simpson and Jack Hanna are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-11
9
Meg Ryan, Ricky Gervais
Throughout the night, Olympic high-jumpers strut their stuff out on 53rd Street; Dave reads from the "Late Show Fun Facts" book, in stores next week; in her fir…
2008-09-12
10
Bill Clinton, Chris Rock
Former President William Jefferson Clinton and Chris Rock are the scheduled guests.
2008-09-22
11
Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen & Tim Reid, Kings of Leon
Lyle the Intern fails to convince Dave to join his latest scam; Julianne Moore discusses her trip to Brazil and plugs Blindness; Tim Reid and Tom Dreesen do sta…
2008-09-23
12
Keith Olbermann, Chandra Wilson, Delta Goodrem
Keith Olbermann, Chandra Wilson, Delta Goodrem
2008-09-24
13
Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, Morningwood
Paris Hilton, Usain Bolt, Morningwood
2008-09-25
14
Lance Armstrong, Kristen Wiig, TV on the Radio
Lance Armstrong, Kristen Wiig, TV on the Radio
2008-09-26
15
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Pete Seeger
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Cera, Pete Seeger
2008-09-29
16
Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, The Virgins
Anne Hathaway, Josette Sheeran, The Virgins
2008-09-30
17
Kate Walsh, Barry Sonnenfeld, Darius Rucker
2008-10-01
18
Calista Flockhart, Bill Hader, Lucinda Williams
2008-10-02
19
Brian Williams, Tim Robbins
Dave comments on the previous night's vice-presidential debate, which is followed by a string of Unfair Edits; NBC anchorman Brian Williams also throws in his t…
2008-10-03
20
Russell Crowe, Sarah Vowell, The Pretenders
2008-10-06
21
Debra Messing, John Carter, Tegan & Sara
Dave presents the (fake) opening credits of the second presidential debate, which closely resemble Magnum P.I.; Debra Messing plugs "The Starter Wife" and takes…
2008-10-07
22
Dennis Quaid, Sarah Chalke, Buddy Guy
2008-10-08
23
Bill Murray, Beck
Michael Bearden fills in for Paul; a man wanders onstage to get his copy of the Fun Facts book autographed; Bill Murray promotes City of Ember and conducts a to…
2008-10-09
24
Jeremy Piven, Elizabeth Banks, Lou Reed
Tonight on "Late Show Green Tips," Chris and Gerard show off their new hybrid; Jeremy Piven discusses winning his third Emmy; Alan has a few words to say to Gov…
2008-10-10
25
Sarah Silverman, the Teutuls, Ra Ra Riot
2008-10-13
26
Josh Brolin, Amy Sedaris, Blues Traveler
2008-10-14
27
Martin Short, Marv Albert
2008-10-15
28
Sen. John McCain, Ne-Yo
2008-10-16
29
Tina Fey, Frank Caliendo, Tim Montana
2008-10-17
30
Bill O'Reilly, Lauren Conrad
Bill O'Reilly and Lauren Conrad are the scheduled guests.
2008-10-27
31
Regis Philbin, James Taylor
Regis Philbin and James Taylor are the scheduled guests.
2008-10-28
32
Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, Ryan Adams
Alec Baldwin, Paul Mooney, and Ryan Adams & The Cardinals are the scheduled guests.
2008-10-29
33
Ashley Olsen, Paul Rudd, John Legend
"New Halloween Costumes" include Sarah Palin's passport, the Dow Jones Industrial Average, Amy Winehouse's hair, and an oversized copy of the Fun Facts book; Co…
2008-10-30
34
Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel
Marcia Cross, Alan Zweibel, and George Clinton are the scheduled guests.
2008-10-31
35
Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, Jenny Lewis, a Top Ten List by Ricky Gervais
Paris Hilton, Elvis Costello, and Jenny Lewis are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten from Ricky Gervais!
2008-11-03
36
Tom Brokaw, Vera Farmiga
Dave shares a few thoughts on election night; an audience member panics when he realizes he forgot to vote; Tom Brokaw promotes his best-selling book, "Boom!"; …
2008-11-05
37
Ben Stiller, Q-Tip
Ben Stiller and Q-Tip the scheduled guests. Plus, the Kid Scientists of Naperville, IL!
2008-11-06
38
Natalie Portman, Artie Lange, Brad Paisley
Alec Baldwin endorses the Fun Facts book; Natalie Portman discusses campaigning for President-elect Obama; Bill Scheft begs the new president to make an ass of …
2008-11-07
39
Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, Taylor Swift
Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver, and Taylor Swift are the scheduled guests.
2008-11-10
40
Don Rickles, Amy Brenneman, Alicia Keys
Dave shows a clip of King Tut's mummy appearing on Maury; NFL superstar Terrell Owens presents the Top Ten; the legendary Don Rickles plugs his new book and rif…
2008-11-11
41
Russell Brand, Charlie Haden
Russell Brand and Charlie Haden are the scheduled guests. Plus, Stupid Human Tricks!
2008-11-12
42
Bruce Willis, Sia
Bruce Willis and Sia are the scheduled guests.
2008-11-13
43
Bill Cosby, Matt Braunger
A plug for Tribute Bands Week; Bill Cosby does some stand-up, promotes the "Cosby Show" complete series DVD set and comments on the election; The Answer (making…
2008-11-14
44
Emma Thompson, Michelle Felicetta, Purple Reign
Emma Thompson and fox attack survivor Michelle Felicetta are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 1 of "Tribute Band Week" with Purple Reign!
2008-11-17
45
Carla Bruni Sarkozy, Jack Hanna, Cold Hard Cash
With First Lady of France Carla Bruni Sarkozy on the show, Dave wonders if he'll accidentally start an international incident; Lyle the Intern and his pal "Rudy…
2008-11-18
46
Katie Couric, Dev Patel, Mr. Brownstone
Day 3 of "Tribute Band Week" with Mr. Brownstone. Plus, Katie Couric!
2008-11-19
47
Stephen Colbert, Kristen Stewart, Super Diamond
Stephen Colbert and Kristen Stewart are the scheduled guests.
2008-11-20
48
James Franco, Bruce McCall, The Allstarz
James Franco and Bruce McCall are the scheduled guests. Plus, Day 5 of "Tribute Band Week" with The Allstarz!
2008-11-21
49
Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, Kanye West
Nicole Kidman, Simon Baker, and Kanye West are the scheduled guests.
2008-11-24
50
Reese Witherspoon, Harry Connick Jr.
Dave calls out Tony for making him read the same monologue joke twice; after President Bush pardoned 14 convicted felons that week, Dave and Alan grant clemency…
2008-11-25
51
Teri Hatcher, Ludacris
Teri Hatcher, Ludacris, and T-Pain are the scheduled guests.
2008-11-26
52
Denis Leary, John Mayer
Denis Leary and John Mayer are the scheduled guests. Plus, Dave's Mom and the 16th annual pie-guessing contest!
2008-11-27
53
Tom Arnold, Faith Hill
Bruce Willis promotes the Fun Facts book, declaring the tome "Yippee-ki-larious, mother****er!"; Tom Arnold laments the failure of his third marriage and plugs …
2008-11-28
54
Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, The Duke Spirit
Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, and The Duke Spirit are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from the Ball State University football team!
2008-12-08
55
Amy Adams, Michael Sheen, Jamey Johnson
Amy Adams, Michael Sheen, and Jamey Johnson are the scheduled guests.
2008-12-09
56
Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, Loudon Wainwright III
Keanu Reeves, Paula Abdul, and Loudon Wainwright III are the scheduled guests.
2008-12-10
57
Sen. John McCain, Bon Iver
Sen. John McCain and Bon Iver are the scheduled guests.
2008-12-11
58
Meryl Streep, Jeff Altman
In need of a pick-me-up, Dave repeats the sneezing monkey clip; a bronchitis-stricken Meryl Streep promotes Doubt; Dave's old buddy Jeff Altman does a few impre…
2008-12-12
59
Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler is the scheduled guest. Plus, a Holiday Toy Demo!
2008-12-15
60
Tom Cruise, Fall Out Boy
Tom Cruise and Fall Out Boy are the scheduled guests.
2008-12-16
61
Jennifer Aniston, Broken Social Scene
Jennifer Aniston and Broken Social Scene are the scheduled guests, and a special top ten list with Jim Carrey.
2008-12-17
62
Will Smith, Of Montreal
Will Smith and Of Montreal are the scheduled guests.
2008-12-18
63
Jerry Seinfeld, Leona Lewis
Jerry Seinfeld and Leona Lewis are the scheduled guests.
2008-12-19
64
Dustin Hoffman, Todd Rundgren
Dustin Hoffman and Todd Rundgren guest. PLUS: An Apology from Bernie Madoff; Coach Mike Singletary; the Bitter Cold Hits the "Today" Show; the Al Qaeda Holiday…
2008-12-22
65
Jay Thomas, Mickey Rourke, Darlene Love
Mickey Rourke; Jay Thomas; and Darlene Love. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a sneezing monkey; a top ten list; Holiday Quarterback Challenge; an…
2008-12-23
66
Tracy Morgan, Matt Braunger
Dave shows a (phony) clip of Larry King interviewing the shoe that was thrown at President Bush; Tracy Morgan jokes about his recent legal troubles; Dave asks P…
2008-12-26
67
Kate Hudson, Glasvegas
Kate Hudson; and Glasvegas. PLUS: CNN Clip of the Night; Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Homeland Security USA; Changes in the Late Show 2009; the Pres…
2009-01-05
68
Kevin James, Becky Quick, Erin McCarley
Dave delivers a pizza to an audience member, but she's too excited to eat it; Dave reads the "Top Ten Questions"; Kevin James plugs Paul Blart: Mall Cop and dis…
2009-01-06
69
Ricky Gervais, Rose Byrne, Okkervil River
Ricky Gervais; Rose Byrne; and Okkervil River. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Ball State at the GMAC Bowl; what's popular on the Monkey Channel;…
2009-01-07
70
Kate Winslet, Marv Albert
Kate Winslet; and Marv Albert. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; Front Page of the New York Post; Regis in High-Def; and a Top Ten List.
2009-01-08
71
Kiefer Sutherland, Wendy Liebman
Kiefer Sutherland; and Wendy Liebman. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; a monkey sneezing; a squid sneezing; Dick Cheney Lie Count; Governor Bill R…
2009-01-09
72
Billy Crystal, Kara DioGuardi
Billy Crystal; and Kara DioGuardi. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; an Odd Blagojevich Press Conference; 49er Coach Mike Singletary; and a Top Ten…
2009-01-12
73
Salma Hayek, Jimmie Walker
Salma Hayek; and Jimmie Walker. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; phone call for David Letterman; little known things about the Bush Administration…
2009-01-13
74
Clint Eastwood, Randy Rogers Band
Clint Eastwood; and Randy Rogers Band. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; The 9th Anniversary of Dave's Quintuple; and Alan Kalter's Celebrity Inter…
2009-01-14
75
Kyra Sedgwick, Gwen Ifill
Kyra Sedgwick; and Gwen Ifill. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; George W. Bush cleaning his glasses; Inauguration Day Plans; filling in for Osama …
2009-01-15
76
Zach Braff, Arj Barker, The Airborne Toxic Event
Zach Braff; Arj Barker; and The Airborne Toxic Event. PLUS: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches; "Bride Wars"; Mystery Sound in Space; Alan Kalter's How It …
2009-01-16
77
Brian Williams, Ben Kweller
2009-01-26
78
Evangeline Lilly, Seth Meyers, Andrew Bird
2009-01-27
79
Lauren Graham, Guy Fieri, MENEW
2009-01-28
80
Renee Zellweger, Tony Dungy, Graham Nash sits in with the band
2009-01-29
81
Mary Hicks, the Gaslight Anthem
2009-01-30
82
Ben Roethlisberger, Steve Martin
2009-02-02
83
Rod Blagojevich, Richard Jenkins
2009-02-03
84
Joe Torre, Demetri Martin, Lyle Lovett and John Hiatt
2009-02-04
85
Isla Fisher, extreme fisherman Matt Watson, Mark Olson and Gary Louris, a Top Ten List presented by Lil' Wayne
2009-02-05
86
Dakota Fanning, Keith Alberstadt, Beirut
2009-02-06
87
Naomi Watts, Danny McBride, 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover reveal
2009-02-09
88
The crew of US Airways "Miracle On The Hudson" Flight 1549, Heartless Bastards
2009-02-10
89
Joaquin Phoenix, Bar Refaeli, Anthony Hamilton
2009-02-11
90
Chris Russo, the Jonas Brothers, Ashford & Simpson
2009-02-12
91
Martha Stewart, Jake Johannsen, Matt Nathanson
2009-02-13
92
Ellen Pompeo, Daytona 500 winner Matt Kenseth, Willie Nelson with Asleep at the Wheel
2009-02-16
93
Bonnie Hunt, M. Ward
2009-02-17
94
Donald Trump, Antony and the Johnsons
2009-02-18
95
David Spade, Jeffrey Sachs, David Sanborn with Sam Moore
2009-02-19
96
Barbara Walters, Mike Birbiglia, Shemekia Copeland
2009-02-20
97
Katie Couric, U2
2009-03-02
98
Felicity Huffman, Artie Lange, U2
2009-03-03
99
Dr. Phil McGraw, U2
2009-03-04
100
Jon Stewart, U2, a Top Ten List featuring 10 Team USA members from the World Baseball Classic
Jon Stewart is scheduled to appear. Plus, Day 4 of U2 Week!
2009-03-05
101
Jason Segel, Brian Kiley, U2
2009-03-06
102
Russell Brand, Jack Hanna
2009-03-09
103
Stupid Pet Tricks, Paul Rudd, Razorlight
2009-03-10
104
Tom Brokaw, An Horse
2009-03-11
105
Andy Samberg, Paul Teutul Sr., the Broadway cast of "West Side Story"
2009-03-12
106
Will Ferrell, Cursive
2009-03-13
107
Nicolas Cage, Rachel Maddow
2009-03-16
108
Julia Roberts, Bell X1
2009-03-17
109
Craig Ferguson, Ginnifer Goodwin, Modest Mouse
2009-03-18
110
Billy Crystal, Kara DioGuardi, a Top Ten List presented by Owen Wilson
After discussing Bruce Willis' wedding at length, Dave mentions that he married his longtime girlfriend in a private ceremony this past weekend, than explains a…
2009-03-19
111
David Spade, Richard Zoglin, David Sanborn and Sam Moore
Via videotape, Osama bin Laden congratulates Dave on his marriage to Regina; tonight on "At Home with the Madoffs," Bernie and Ruth watch TV; Mary Tyler Moore p…
2009-03-20
112
Hugh Laurie, Bloc Party
2009-03-23
113
Mary Tyler Moore, Blake Lively, White Lies
2009-03-24
114
Christina Applegate, Jim Gaffigan, Jesse Harris with Norah Jones
2009-03-25
115
Seth Rogen, Tom Dreesen, Adele
Following the monologue, two goons walk off with Tony, claiming he's been adopted by Madonna; in lieu of Biff, Andy Kindler makes the annual trip to Yankees Spr…
2009-03-30
116
Bill O'Reilly, Marianne Faithfull
2009-03-31
117
Marg Helgenberger, Francisco Palacios, Ray LaMontagne
2009-04-01
118
Michael J. Fox, the Fray
2009-04-02
119
Denis Leary, Diana Krall
2009-04-03
120
Zac Efron, Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, A.C. Newman with Nicole Atkins
2009-04-13
121
Kelly Ripa, Bill Scheft, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2009-04-14
122
Drew Barrymore, Jack McBrayer, Neko Case
2009-04-15
123
Matthew Perry, Elisha Cuthbert, Rascal Flatts
2009-04-16
124
Russell Crowe, Joe Wong
2009-04-17
125
Jeff Goldblum, Jeff Dunham
2009-04-20
126
Nathan Lane, Tinted Windows
2009-04-21
127
Beyonce, Jim Parsons
2009-04-22
128
Jamie Foxx, Lauren Conrad, the Dead
2009-04-23
129
Michael Keaton, Lily Allen
2009-04-24
130
Matthew Fox, Carol Leifer, the All-American Rejects, a Top Ten List presented by Matthew Stafford
2009-04-27
131
Dolly Parton, Zachary Quinto
2009-04-28
132
Jennifer Garner, Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk, Manchester Orchestra
2009-04-29
133
Regis Philbin, a performance by the Broadway cast of "Hair"
2009-04-30
134
Kiefer Sutherland, Jim Norton, Bat for Lashes
2009-05-01
135
Gordon Ramsay, Chris Pine, Keri Hilson with Kanye West
2009-05-04
136
Liev Schreiber, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Franz Ferdinand
2009-05-05
137
Bruce Willis, Ben Harper & Relentless7
2009-05-06
138
Norm MacDonald, a Top Ten List presented by Leonard Nimoy, Animal Collective
2009-05-07
139
Matthew Broderick, Brian Regan, Chris Cornell
2009-05-08
140
Tom Hanks, the Killers
2009-05-11
141
Alec Baldwin, Maya Rudolph, Chrisette Michele
2009-05-12
142
Robin Williams, Wynton Marsalis
2009-05-13
143
Kid Scientists, Teri Hatcher, Rick Ross with Magazeen, a Top Ten List presented by Ron Howard
2009-05-14
144
John Goodman, Tommy Tiernan, Mastodon
2009-05-15
145
Ben Stiller, White Rabbits
2009-05-18
146
Jane Fonda, Piedmont Bird Callers, Kenny Chesney
2009-05-19
147
Stephen Colbert, General Motors Vice Chairman Bob Lutz, Grizzly Bear
2009-05-20
148
Amy Sedaris, Ed Helms, Jean Redpath
2009-05-21
149
Ricky Gervais, Green Day
2009-05-22
150
Bill Cosby, Helio Castroneves, Melody Gardot
2009-06-01
151
Jack Hanna, John Krasinski
2009-06-02
152
Jessica Biel, Zach Galifianakis, Steve Earle
2009-06-03
153
Elvis Costello, a Top Ten List presented by Neil Patrick Harris
2009-06-04
154
Paris Hilton, Calvin Borel, Steven Wright
2009-06-05
155
Howard Stern, Mos Def
2009-06-08
156
Julia Roberts, Black Eyed Peas
2009-06-09
157
Kathy Griffin, Stupid Human Tricks, Sonic Youth, an NBA Finals report by Phoenix Suns' Steve Nash
2009-06-10
158
Denzel Washington, the Jonas Brothers, a Top Ten List with Regis Philbin
2009-06-11
159
Sandra Bullock, Pete Correale, P.J. Harvey & John Parish
2009-06-12
160
Jack Black, M.A. Sanjayan
2009-06-15
161
Michelle Pfeiffer, Judah Friedlander, Ian McLagan & the Bump Band
2009-06-16
162
Ryan Reynolds, Padma Lakshmi, the Eels
2009-06-17
163
Danny DeVito, Bear Grylls, Phoenix
Dave welcomes the star of the FX network comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", Danny Devito. Topics include Danny's now infamous Youtube moment when it a…
2009-06-18
164
Jada Pinkett Smith, Michael Cera, the Sounds
Jada Pinkett-Smith discusses her new role as a doctor in the TnT Tuesday night drama, "Hawthorne" and her oldest son, Jaden's new role in the Karate Kid remake,…
2009-06-19
165
Samuel L. Jackson, Emeril Lagasse, Iggy Pop & the Brighton Port Authority
2009-06-22
166
Sandra Day O'Connor, MSTRKRFT with John Legend, a Top Ten List presented by Lucas Glover
2009-06-23
167
Ray Romano, St. Vincent
2009-06-24
168
Johnny Depp, Megan Fox
2009-06-25
169
Martin Short, Regina Spektor
2009-06-26
170
Serena Williams, Hayden Panettiere, Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band
2009-07-06
171
Sacha Baron Cohen, Joel McHale
2009-07-07
172
Queen Latifah, Emma Watson
2009-07-08
173
Daniel Radcliffe, Veronika Part, Levon Helm, a Top Ten List presented by Bruno
2009-07-09
174
Rainn Wilson, Larry Miller, Maxwell
2009-07-10
175
Jonah Hill, Gar Ryness, Kelly Clarkson
2009-07-13
176
Edie Falco, Michael Showalter, Wilco with Feist
2009-07-14
177
Paul McCartney, a Top Ten List presented by Bruce Willis
2009-07-15
178
Anderson Cooper, Anna Paquin, Grizzly Bear
2009-07-16
179
Tom Arnold, Metric, a Top Ten List presented by Dave's mom Dorothy
2009-07-17
180
Katherine Heigl, Jeff Altman, Spinnerette
2009-07-20
181
Kevin Spacey, Jesse James, the Flatlanders, a Top Ten List presented by Stewart Cink
2009-07-21
182
Tracy Morgan, Leslie Mann, Diane Birch
2009-07-22
183
Sean "Diddy" Combs, Vera Farmiga, Ginuwine with Missy Elliott
2009-07-23
184
Amy Poehler, Nick Griffin, Judy Collins
2009-07-24
185
Eric Bana, Dave Matthews Band, a Top Ten List presented by Chicago White Sox star Mark Buehrle
2009-07-27
186
Katie Couric, Silversun Pickups
2009-07-28
187
Amy Adams, Tom Dreesen, Elbow
2009-07-29
188
Adam Sandler, Cage the Elephant
Quentin Tarantino, Eric Ripert, and Robert Cray are the scheduled guests.
2009-07-30
189
Regis Philbin, Ted Alexandro, Dave Matthews Band
2009-07-31
190
Quentin Tarantino, Eric Ripert, Robert Cray
2009-08-17
191
Donald Trump, Diane Kruger, Billy Currington, a Top Ten List presented by Britney Spears
2009-08-18
192
Mike Myers, Ken Burns
2009-08-19
193
Anna Wintour, Mark Teixeira
2009-08-24
194
Renee Zellweger, Gary Mule Deer
2009-08-20
195
Christina Applegate, Brendan Benson, Patton Oswalt
2009-08-21
196
Anna Wintour, Mark Teixeira
2009-08-24
197
Mary-Louise Parker, Eugene Levy, Jet
2009-08-25
198
Anne Heche, Jim Parsons, Care Bears on Fire
2009-08-26
199
Andy Roddick, Rachael Ray, Mutemath
2009-08-27
200
Artie Lange, Todd Barry, Imogen Heap
2009-08-28
Season 17 · 2009 · 245 episodes
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1
Howie Mandel, Dock Diving Dogs, Dirty Projectors
Dave makes an unusual offer to Moammar Khadafi; throughout the night, Dock Diving Dogs make a splash out on 53rd Street; Howie Mandel explains the origins of hi…
2009-08-31
2
Jeremy Piven, Rumer Willis, Black Crowes
A message from the Department of Labor; a staffer gives Dave a 16th anniversary t-shirt (courtesy of Dave); Jeremy Piven puts the mercury poisoning rumors to re…
2009-09-01
3
Jason Bateman and White House official Dr. John P. Holdren
2009-09-02
4
Billy Crystal and John Fogerty
Billy Crystal and John Fogerty are the scheduled guests.
2009-09-03
5
Neil Patrick Harris, Steve Mazan, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
Footage of Dick Cheney wheezing through an interview on Fox News; Dave expresses jealousy towards Neil Patrick Harris for appearing on the cover of the CBS/Viac…
2009-09-04
6
Tony Blair and Julianna Margulies
Tony Blair and Julianna Margulies are the scheduled guests.
2009-09-08
7
Jay-Z, Martha Stewart, and George Jones
2009-09-09
8
Matt Damon and Jack Hanna
2009-09-10
9
Michael Douglas, Leighton Meester, and Kid Cudi
2009-09-11
10
President Barack Obama
Barack Obama becomes the first president to appear on the Late Show while in office. During his 30+ minute sit-down with Dave, President Obama discusses the eco…
2009-09-21
11
Former President Bill Clinton and LeBron James
2009-09-22
12
Simon Baker and Mary J. Blige
2009-09-23
13
Craig Ferguson, Kristin Chenoweth, and Snow Patrol
2009-09-24
14
Bruce Willis, LL Cool J, and The Noisettes
2009-09-25
15
Felicity Huffman, Dr. Mehmet Oz, and The Avett Brothers
2009-09-28
16
Kelsey Grammer, Alyson Hannigan, and Miranda Lambert
2009-09-29
17
Madonna and Harry Connick Jr.
2009-09-30
18
Woody Harrelson and Kim Kardashian
2009-10-01
19
Larry David, Olivia Wilde and Tom Russell
Larry David, Olivia Wilde and Tom Russell are the scheduled guests.
2009-10-02
20
Steve Martin and Lea Michele
2009-10-05
21
CBS Orchestra bandleader Paul Shaffer, Eliza Dushku and KISS
CBS Orchestra bandleader Paul Shaffer, Eliza Dushku and KISS are the scheduled guests.
2009-10-06
22
Vince Vaughn, Carey Mulligan, and Rosanne Cash
2009-10-07
23
Kristin Davis and Barry Sonnenfeld
2009-10-08
24
Jon Hamm, Andy Kindler, and Brett Dennen
2009-10-09
25
Garry Shandling, Kaley Cuoco, and Tim McGraw
2009-10-12
26
Sienna Miller, Aziz Ansari, and Dead By Sunrise
2009-10-13
27
Tina Fey, Chris Russo, and Mika
2009-10-14
28
Don Rickles and Built To Spill
2009-10-15
29
Uma Thurman and Tim McGraw
2009-10-16
30
Charles Barkley, Cheryl Hines, Harper Simon
2009-10-26
31
Courteney Cox, William Knoedelseder, Florence and the Machine
2009-10-27
32
Patrick Dempsey, Bud Selig, Sting
2009-10-28
33
Tom Hanks, Weezer, a Top Ten List presented by Chad Ochocinco
Tom Hanks and Weezer are the scheduled guests.
2009-10-29
34
Regis Philbin, Brian Regan, Weezer
2009-10-30
35
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Guy Fieri, Carrie Underwood, Top Ten with Meb Keflezighi
2009-11-02
36
Al Gore, Brad Paisley, a Top Ten List presented by Michael Bublé
Al Gore and Brad Paisley are the scheduled guests. Plus, a special Top Ten from Michael Buble!
2009-11-03
37
Bill Cosby, Ryan Bingham
2009-11-04
38
Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada & Andy Pettitte, Bill Maher, Keith Urban
2009-11-05
39
Ricky Gervais, Brian Regan, Ralph Stanley and the Clinch Mountain Boys
Ricky Gervais, Brian Regan, and Ralph Stanley are the scheduled guests.
2009-11-06
40
Bill Murray, Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe
2009-11-09
41
Jack Hanna, Shakira
2009-11-10
42
Kate Walsh, Norah Jones
Dave rambles on about an pre-show audience question that really wasn't; a Top Ten list with no theme; Kate Walsh looks back at the early days of her acting care…
2009-11-11
43
Kid Scientists, Amanda Peet, the Cribs with Johnny Marr
2009-11-12
44
Mariah Carey, Kumail Nanjiani
2009-11-13
45
Sharon Stone, Seth Meyers, Wyclef Jean and Cyndi Lauper
Dave briefly comments on the overusage of the word "douche"; Sharon Stone talks about her kids and defends her decision to pose topless in Paris Match; Seth Mey…
2009-11-16
46
Penelope Cruz, Joe Cada, The Script
2009-11-17
47
Robert Pattinson, Ray Davies
2009-11-18
48
Stephen Colbert, Emily Blunt, John Mayer
Stephen Colbert, Emily Blunt, and John Mayer are the scheduled guests.
2009-11-19
49
Viggo Mortensen, Paula Poundstone, and Lyle Lovett
2009-11-20
50
Robin Williams, Ashley Greene
2009-11-23
51
Zac Efron, Carrie Fisher, Rihanna
2009-11-24
52
Natalie Portman, Adam Lambert
Thanksgiving episode with Dave's Mom. Natalie Portman and Adam Lambert are the scheduled guests, and Dave guesses the pie that Dave's Mom made.
2009-11-25
53
Ray Romano, Anna Kendrick
2009-12-07
54
Barbara Walters, Blakroc
2009-12-08
55
Rachel Weisz, Rob Thomas
2009-12-09
56
Kate Hudson, Dr. James Hansen, Tori Amos
2009-12-10
57
Kyra Sedgwick, Brian Scott McFadden, Joe Perry
2009-12-11
58
Hugh Grant, Zoe Saldana, Alicia Keys
Hugh Grant, Zoe Saldana, and Alicia Keys are the scheduled guests.
2009-12-14
59
Sarah Jessica Parker, Leona Lewis
2009-12-15
60
Robert Downey Jr, Martin Short, and Kris Allen
2009-12-16
61
Shannon Eis, Jude Law, and Matisyahu
2009-12-17
62
Tobey Maguire, Tom Dreesen, and Alicia Keys
2009-12-18
63
Maggie Gyllenhaal and John Witherspoon
Maggie Gyllenhaal and John Witherspoon are the scheduled guests. Plus, a Top Ten list from Stewie Griffin!
2009-12-21
64
Susan Sarandon, Colbie Caillat
Susan Sarandon and Colbie Caillat are the scheduled guests. Plus, "Top Ten Christmas Carols!"
2009-12-22
65
Alec Baldwin, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
Alec Baldwin gets intimidated by an acting legend. Also: Jay Thomas returns and Darlene Love sings "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).
2009-12-23
66
Michael Cera, Jenna Elfman, David Gray
Michael Cera, Jenna Elfman, and David Gray are the scheduled guests.
2010-01-04
67
Amy Adams, Zachary Levi, Vampire Weekend
Did "Chuck" star Zachary Levy almost get a guy killed? Plus: Amy Adams and music from Vampire Weekend.
2010-01-05
68
Sigourney Weaver, Marv Albert, Julian Casablancas
Dave & Sigourney Weaver turn "Avatar" blue. Plus: Marv Albert's wild & wacky sports bloopers and Julian Casablancas performs.
2010-01-06
69
Bradley Cooper, Rachel Maddow, Nick Jonas
Bradley Cooper, Rachel Maddow, and Nick Jonas are the scheduled guests. Plus, the "Top Ten Things I've Learned From the Last 20 Years of Television," presented …
2010-01-07
70
Teri Hatcher, Jake Johannsen, The Dodos
Teri Hatcher strips with broken ribs. Plus: comedian Jake Johannsen and the music of The Dodos.
2010-01-08
72
Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Sudeikis, Findlay Brown
Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Sudeikis, Findlay Brown.
2010-01-12
73
Kiefer Sutherland, Keri Russell, The Hotrats
Why is Kiefer Sutherland wearing a dress? Also tonight: those NBC pinheads, Keri Russell & music from The HotRats.
2010-01-13
74
Denzel Washington, Dr. O. Wayne Isom, The Low Anthem
Was Dave fondled on the operating table? Celebrate the 10th anniversary of his heart surgery with Dr. O. Wayne Isom. Plus Denzel Washington: Bad Heart Surgeon, …
2010-01-14
75
Glenn Close, Eddie Brill, Matt Morris
Tonight: an incredible week comes to an end with Glenn Close, comedian Eddie Brill and music by Matt Morris.
2010-01-15
76
Kristen Bell, Randy Jackson, The Heavy
Tonight: Kristen Bell, Randy Jackson and The Heavy. Dave responds to NBC's Dick Ebersol, plus what will "The Tonight Show" look like in the year 2042?
2010-01-18
77
Dwayne Johnson, Bettina Luescher, The Swell Season
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Bettina Luescher, and The Swell Season are the scheduled guests.
2010-01-19
78
Claire Danes, Will Arnett, James Taylor, Carole King
2010-01-20
79
Harrison Ford, Lou Reed, Blind Boys of Alabama
Harrison Ford, Lou Reed and the Blind Boys of Alabama
2010-01-21
80
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Jeff Stilson, Charlotte Gainsbourg
2010-01-22
81
Bruce Willis, Ne-Yo
Actor Bruce Willis; Ne-Yo performs.
2010-02-01
82
John Travolta, Shaun White, Ben Harper & Relentless7
Actor John Travolta; snowboarder Shaun White; Ben Harper and Relentless7 perform.
2010-02-02
83
Sarah Silverman, Jeremy Renner, Nneka, a Top Ten List presented by Paris Hilton
Comic Sarah Silverman; actor Jeremy Renner; Paris Hilton presents the Top Ten list; Nneka performs.
2010-02-03
84
Jamie Foxx, Amanda Seyfried, Robin Thicke
Actor Jamie Foxx; actress Amanda Seyfried; Robin Thicke performs.
2010-02-04
85
Jack Hanna, Joe Wong, the Swell Season
Animal handler Jack Hanna; comic Joe Wong; the Swell Season performs.
2010-02-05
86
Drew Brees, Sandra Bullock, Josh Turner
Drew Brees, Sandra Bullock, and Josh Turner are the scheduled guests. Plus, the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is unveiled!
2010-02-08
87
Jennifer Garner, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model, Sade
Jennifer Garner; the 2010 Sports Illustrated cover model; Sade; ``Survivor'' contestants.
2010-02-09
88
Jessica Biel, Christoph Waltz
Jessica Biel; Christoph Waltz; Josh Turner; ``Survivor'' contestants.
2010-02-10
89
Regis and Joy Philbin, a Top Ten List presented by Benicio Del Toro
Regis and Joy Philbin; Elizabeth Banks; Benicio Del Toro.
2010-02-11
90
Jeff Bridges, Joe Wong, the Soft Pack
Actor Jeff Bridges; comic Joe Wong; the Soft Pack performs.
2010-02-12
91
Tracy Morgan, the Daytona 500 winner, Fanfarlo
Actor Tracy Morgan; the winner of the Daytona 500; Fanfarlo performs.
2010-02-15
92
Ben Kingsley, Mary J. Blige
Stupid Pet Tricks; actor Ben Kingsley; Mary J. Blige performs.
2010-02-16
93
Ewan McGregor, Abby Elliott, Mumford & Sons
Actor Ewan McGregor; comic Abby Elliott; Mumford & Sons perform.
2010-02-17
94
Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Merriweather
Actress Scarlett Johansson; Daniel Merriweather performs.
2010-02-18
95
Nicole Richie, comic Tom Papa.
TV personality Nicole Richie; comic Tom Papa.
2010-02-19
96
Bill Murray, Ludacris
Actor Bill Murray; Ludacris performs.
2010-03-01
97
Mitt Romney, Mia Wasikowska
Author Mitt Romney; actress Mia Wasikowska; figure skater Evan Lysacek presents the Top Ten list.
2010-03-02
98
Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Brokaw
Comic Jerry Seinfeld; journalist Tom Brokaw.
2010-03-03
99
Tom Hanks, Spoon
Actor Tom Hanks, Spoon, and a Top Ten list presented by US Winter Olympic Bobsled Gold Medalists Steve Holcomb, Justin Olsen, Steve Mesler, and Curt Tomasevicz.
2010-03-04
100
Matt Damon, Danny Bhoy, Corinne Bailey Rae
Actor Matt Damon; comic Danny Bhoy; Corinne Bailey Rae performs.
2010-03-05
101
Kelly Ripa, Lady Antebellum
TV host Kelly Ripa; Lady Antebellum performs.
2010-03-08
102
Julianna Margulies, Broken Bells
Actress Julianna Margulies; grocery bagging champion Kyle Perry; Broken Bells perform.
2010-03-09
103
Jessica Simpson, Mehmet Oz, Rod Blagojevich, Alkaline Trio
Jessica Simpson; Mehmet Oz; Rod Blagojevich; Alkaline Trio.
2010-03-10
104
Donald Trump
Real estate mogul Donald Trump.
2010-03-11
105
Liev Schreiber, Jim Gaffigan, Drive-By Truckers
Actor Liev Schreiber; comic Jim Gaffigan; Drive-By Truckers perform.
2010-03-12
106
Jennifer Aniston, Charles Moore
Actress Jennifer Aniston; environmentalist Charles Moore.
2010-03-15
107
Jimmy Kimmel, Kirstie Alley
TV host Jimmy Kimmel; actress Kirstie Alley; rapper Snoop Dogg presents the Top Ten list.
2010-03-16
109
Gerard Butler, Mindy Kaling, Free Energy
2010-03-17
110
Greg Kinnear, Lacey Brown, Michael Buble, Harry Smith
2010-03-22
111
Ben Stiller, Jamie Oliver, Justin Bieber
Actor Ben Stiller; chef Jamie Oliver; Justin Bieber performs.
2010-03-23
112
Tina Fey, Bryan Cranston, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Actress Tina Fey; actor Bryan Cranston; Joan Jett and the Blackhearts perform.
2010-03-24
113
Robin Williams, Paige Miles, Usher
Actor Robin Williams; eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Paige Miles; Usher performs.
2010-03-29
114
Luke Wilson, Pam Stout, Alan Jackson
Actor Luke Wilson; President of the Sandpoint Tea Party Patriots Pam Stout; Alan Jackson performs.
2010-03-30
115
Ricky Gervais, Turkey Callers, The Whigs
Actor Ricky Gervais; turkey callers; The Whigs perform.
2010-03-31
116
Sam Worthington, Mike Greenberg & Mike Golic, Patty Loveless
Actor Sam Worthington; sportscasters Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic; Patty Loveless performs.
2010-04-01
117
Nathan Lane, She & Him
Actor Nathan Lane; She & Him perform.
2010-04-02
118
Steve Carell, Brad Stevens
2010-04-06
119
Chris Rock, Jane Lynch
2010-04-07
120
Jennifer Lopez, Mike Golic & Mike Greenberg, American Idol castoffs Andrew Garcia & Katie Stevens
2010-04-19
121
Amanda Peet, David Chang, Justin Nozuka
2010-04-20
122
Eddie Murphy, Kaley Cuoco, Jakob Dylan
2010-04-21
123
David Spade, Lisa P. Jackson, Broken Social Scene
2010-04-22
124
Kelsey Grammer, Jeff Altman, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
2010-04-23
125
Dr. Phil McGraw, the latest American Idol castoff
2010-04-26
126
Courtney Love, Michael Caine, Hole
Singer Courtney Love; actor Michael Caine; Hole performs.
2010-04-27
127
Robert Downey Jr., OK Go
Actor Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man 2); OK Go performs.
2010-04-28
128
Gwyneth Paltrow, Broadway cast of ``American Idiot''
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow (Iron Man 2); a performance by the Broadway cast of ``American Idiot.''
2010-04-29
129
David Beckham, Mike Birbiglia, Hold Steady
Professional soccer player David Beckham; comic Mike Birbiglia; the Hold Steady performs.
2010-04-30
130
Mickey Rourke, Jim Parsons, eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Siobhan Magnus
Actor Mickey Rourke (Iron Man 2); actor Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory); eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Siobhan Magnus.
2010-05-03
131
Russell Crowe, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
Actor Russell Crowe (Robin Hood); Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings (CD, "I Learned the Hard Way") perform.
2010-05-04
132
Jack Hanna, Kerry Washington, Willie Nelson
Animal handler Jack Hanna; actress Kerry Washington; Willie Nelson performs.
2010-05-05
133
Brian Williams, Beth Ostrosky Stern, Court Yard Hounds
Journalist Brian Williams; author Beth Ostrosky Stern; Court Yard Hounds perform.
2010-05-06
134
Amanda Peet, Nick Griffin, Wale
Actress Amanda Peet (Please Give); comic Nick Griffin; Wale (CD, "Attention Deficit") performs.
2010-05-07
135
Evangeline Lilly, Sam Rockwell, Aaron Kelly, Million Dollar Quartet
Actress Evangeline Lilly; actor Sam Rockwell; eliminated ``American Idol'' contestant Aaron Kelly; a performance by the Broadway cast of ``Million Dollar Quarte…
2010-05-10
136
Queen Latifah, Will Forte, MGMT performs, Dallas Braden presents the Top Ten List
Actress Queen Latifah; actor Will Forte; MGMT performs; Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden presents the Top Ten List.
2010-05-11
137
Michael Keaton, Jenna Fischer
Actor Michael Keaton; actress Jenna Fischer.
2010-05-12
138
Alec Baldwin, The National
Actor Alec Baldwin; the National performs.
2010-05-13
139
Mike Myers, Tom Dreesen
Actor Mike Myers; comic Tom Dreesen.
2010-05-14
140
Matthew Fox, Zac Brown Band,
Matthew Fox; Zac Brown Band; Jason Randal; Michael Lynche.
2010-05-17
141
Jonah Hill, Janelle Monae, John Carney, a Top Ten List presented by Miss USA Rima Fakih
Jonah Hill; Janelle Monáe; John Carney; Miss USA Rima Fakih presents the Top Ten list.
2010-05-18
142
Russell Brand, Johnny
Russell Brand; Johnny Ace Palmer; Stone Temple Pilots; Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
2010-05-19
143
Katherine Heigl, Steve Cohen, Band of Horses
Actress Katherine Heigl; magician Steve Cohen; Band of Horses performs.
2010-05-20
144
Ashton Kutcher, Larry Miller, Michael Ammar, Brooks & Dunn with Reba McEntire
Ashton Kutcher; Larry Miller; Brooks & Dunn; Michael Ammar; Reba McEntire.
2010-05-21
145
Jake Gyllenhaal, Dr. Edward B. Overton
2010-05-24
146
Sarah Jessica Parker, the Black Keys
2010-05-25
147
Don Rickles, Piedmont Bird Callers, John Prine with Yim Yames of My Morning Jacket
2010-05-26
148
Jessica Biel, Lee DeWyze
2010-06-07
149
Kate Hudson, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, Sarah McLachlan
2010-06-08
150
Bradley Cooper, Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian, Christina Aguilera
2010-06-09
151
Jaden Smith
2010-06-10
152
Sean Hayes, Robert Klein, Allison Moorer
2010-06-11
153
Helen Mirren, Colin Hanks
2010-06-14
154
Devo
2010-06-15
155
Diddy, Emeril Lagasse, Dirty Money, John Goodman
2010-06-16
156
Miley Cyrus, Rick Harrison
Actress Miley Cyrus, TV personality Rick Harrison.
2010-06-17
157
Jada Pinkett Smith, Larry Miller, Fred Eaglesmith
Actress Jada Pinkett Smith; comic Larry Miller; Fred Eaglesmith performs.
2010-06-18
158
Salma Hayek, Chris
Actress Salma Hayek (Grown Ups), Chris "Mad Dog" Russo
2010-06-21
159
Regis Philbin, Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue
Regis Philbin (Daytime Emmy Awards), Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue (CD, "Backatown")
2010-06-22
160
Adam Sandler, Bettye LaVette
Actor Adam Sandler( Grown Ups); Bettye LaVette (CD, "Interpretations: The British Rock Songbook") performs.
2010-06-23
161
Kevin James, Thomas L. Friedman
Actor Kevin James (Grown Ups), journalist Thomas L. Friedman (Book, "Hot, Flat, and Crowded 2.0: Why We Need a Green Revolution--and How It Can Renew America")
2010-06-24
162
Jay-Z, Eminem
Jay-Z (CD, "The Blueprint 3"), Top Ten with Eminem, Jay-Z and Eminem (CD, "Recovery")
2010-06-25
163
Kristen Stewart, Gary Faulkner, Tokyo Police Club, Top Ten with John Isner
Guests include actress Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse), Gary Faulkner (Guy who tried to hunt down Osama bin Laden), with musical geust Tokyo Police…
2010-06-28
164
Dolly Parton, Landon Donovan
Singer Dolly Parton (Hallmark's Dolly Celebrates 25 Years of Dollywood), Landon Donovan (USA National Soccer Team).
2010-06-29
165
Julianne Moore, Mike Massimino, The New Pornographers
Actress Julianne Moore (The Kids Are All Right); astronaut Mike Massimino; The New Pornographers perform (CD, "Together").
2010-06-30
166
Taylor Lautner, Barry Sonnenfeld
Actor Taylor Lautner (The Twilight Saga: Eclipse); director Barry Sonnenfeld.
2010-07-01
167
Nicolas Cage, Steel Train
Actor Nicolas Cage (The Sorcerer's Apprentice); Steel Train (CD, "Steel Train") performs.
2010-07-12
168
Kristin Chenoweth, Jonathan Alter, M.I.A.
Actress Kristin Chenoweth (Broadway's "Promises, Promises"); journalist Jonathan Alter (Book, "The Promise: President Obama, Year One"); M.I.A. (CD, "Maya") per…
2010-07-13
169
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Laurie Anderson
Summer toy demonstration; actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Inception); Laurie Anderson (CD, "Homeland") performs.
2010-07-14
170
Kyra Sedgwick, Bret Michaels, Jimmy Cliff
Actress Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer); singer Bret Michaels (CD, "Custom Built"); Jimmy Cliff (CD, "Existence") performs.
2010-07-15
171
Sylvester Stallone, Rob Corddry, Robyn
Actor Sylvester Stallone; actor Rob Corddry; Robyn performs.
2010-07-19
172
Steve Carell, Selena Gomez, Sheryl Crow
Actor Steve Carell; actress Selena Gomez; Sheryl Crow performs.
2010-07-20
173
Bill Murray, Alejandro Escovedo
Actor Bill Murray; Alejandro Escovedo performs.
2010-07-21
174
Joan Rivers, Bill Burr, Steve Winwood
Comic Joan Rivers; comic Bill Burr; Steve Winwood performs.
2010-07-22
175
Denis Leary, Albert Pujols, Jimmy Webb
Actor Denis Leary; MLB player Albert Pujols; Jimmy Webb performs.
2010-07-26
176
Luke Wilson, Kristen Schaal, Dierks Bentley
Actor Luke Wilson; actress Kristen Schaal; Dierks Bentley performs.
2010-07-27
177
Michael Keaton, The Flaming Lips
Actor Michael Keaton; The Flaming Lips perform.
2010-07-28
178
Paul Rudd, Bill Burr, Interpol
Actor Paul Rudd; comic Bill Burr; Interpol performs.
2010-07-29
179
Will Ferrell, Nas and Damian Marley
Actor Will Ferrell (The Other Guys); Nas and Damian Marley (CD , "Distant Relatives") perform.
2010-08-02
180
Michael Cera, Rachel Maddow, Herbie Hancock
Actor Michael Cera (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World); TV show host Rachel Maddow (The Rachel Maddow Show); Herbie Hancock (CD, "The Imagine Project") performs.
2010-08-03
181
Julia Roberts, The Dead Weather
Actress Julia Roberts (Eat, Pray, Love); The Dead Weather (CD, "Sea of Cowards") performs.
2010-08-04
182
Mark Wahlberg, Cory Kahaney, VV Brown
Actor Mark Wahlberg (The Other Guys); Dock Diving Dogs; comedian Cory Kahaney; VV Brown (CD, "Traveling Like The Light") performs.
2010-08-05
183
Brian Williams, Big Boi
2010-08-23
186
Drew Berrymore, Katy Perry
Actress Drew Berrymore; Katy Perry performs.
2010-08-24
187
Christina Applegate, Tom Dreesen, The Pretty Reckless
Dave welcomes actress Christina Applegate, comedian Tom Dreesen and The Pretty Reckless performs.
2010-08-25
188
Anne Heche, Ken Burns, The Specials
Dave welcomes actress Anne Heche, documentarian Ken Burns and The Specials perform.
2010-08-26
189
Jessica Alba, Jimmie Walker, Ryan Bingham & The Dead Horses
Dave welcomes actress Jessica Alba, comic Jimmie Walker and Ryan Bingham & The Dead Horses.
2010-08-30
190
Katie Holmes, Rick Harrison
2010-09-07
191
Julianna Margulies, the Black Angels
2010-09-08
192
Jack Hanna, Jamey Johnson
2010-09-09
193
Bill Clinton, Chromeo
2010-09-20
194
Simon Baker, Nicole
2010-09-21
195
Joaquin Phoenix, Tom Jones
2010-09-22
196
James Franco, Sofia Vergara, Shakira
2010-09-23
197
Shia LaBeouf, Brian Regan, Jimmy Eat World
2010-09-24
198
Katherine Heigl, Daniel Dae Kim
2010-09-27
199
Jon Stewart, N.E.R.D.
2010-09-28
200
Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Jesse Eisenberg
2010-09-29
201
Tom Selleck, Janet Elder, Tired Pony
2010-09-30
202
Blake Lively, Michael C. Hall, Drake
2010-10-01
203
Bruce Willis, will.i.am with Nicki Minaj
2010-10-04
204
Tony Blair, Mavis Staples with Jeff Tweedy
2010-10-05
205
David Axelrod, Julie Chen
2010-10-06
206
Stephen Colbert, Johnny Knoxville, Gorillaz
2010-10-07
207
Rachael Ray, Allan Havey, Antony & the Johnsons
2010-10-08
208
Jim Parsons, Geoffrey Canada, Mark Ronson with Q-Tip and MNDR
2010-10-11
209
Matt Damon, My Morning Jacket
2010-10-12
210
Hilary Swank
2010-10-13
211
Diddy, Emma Stone, Diddy-Dirty Money
2010-10-14
212
David Duchovny
2010-10-15
213
Charles Barkley, Garry Dell'Abate, Kings of Leon
2010-10-25
214
Taylor Swift, Seth Meyers
2010-10-26
215
Dana Carvey
2010-10-27
216
Will Ferrell, Kid Cudi
2010-10-28
217
Michael J. Fox, Shaun White
2010-10-29
218
Robert Downey Jr., Elvis Costello
2010-11-01
219
Episode 219
2010-11-02
220
Tina Fey
2010-11-03
221
Chilean Miner Edison Pena
2010-11-04
222
Steve Martin
2010-11-05
223
Harrison Ford, Cee Lo Green
2010-11-08
224
Denzel Washington, Bon Jovi
2010-11-09
225
Russell Crowe, Quincy Jones, Snoop Dogg
2010-11-10
226
Cher, Bruno Mars
2010-11-11
227
Kelly Ripa, Greg Fitzsimmons,Reba McEntire
2010-11-12
228
Emma Watson, Scott Caan, Rascal Flatts
2010-11-15
229
Jay-Z, Jamie Oliver, Rihanna
2010-11-16
230
Jake Gyllenhaal, Fran Lebowitz, Ne-Yo
2010-11-17
231
Jim Carrey, Nikki Minaj, Sitting-In, BJ Thomas
2010-11-18
232
Billy Bob Thornton, Mike E. Winfield, The Secret Sisters
2010-11-19
233
Natalie Portman, Jay Pharoah
2010-11-22
234
Jerry Seinfeld, Colin Firth
2010-11-23
235
Salvatore Giunta, Sahara Smith
2010-11-24
236
Ray Romano, John Mellencamp
2010-12-06
237
Johnny Depp, Ra Ra Riot , George Benson
2010-12-07
238
Barbara Walters, Alison Balsom
2010-12-08
239
Bill O'Reilly
2010-12-09
240
Reese Witherspoon, Colin Quinn
2010-12-10
241
Ricky Gervais, Hailee Steinfeld, Diddy-Dirty Money
2010-12-13
242
Paul Rudd
2010-12-14
243
Tom Dreesen, Ronnie Spector
2010-12-15
244
Matt Damon, Florence and The Machine
2010-12-16
245
Robert DeNiro & Dustin Hoffman
2010-12-17
246
Jack Black, Marv Albert
2010-12-20
247
Jamie Foxx, Sofia Vergara
2010-12-21
248
Denis Leary, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
2010-12-22
249
Amanda Peet, Jay Thomas,Darlene Love
2010-12-23
Season 18 · 2011 · 181 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Brian Williams, Paula Abdul
2011-01-03
2
Tim McGraw, Shaquille O'Neal, Keri Hilson
2011-01-04
3
Jennifer Connelly, Dr. Oz, Justin Townes Earle
2011-01-05
4
Seth Rogen, Beau Garrett, the Walkmen
2011-01-06
5
Regis Philbin, Hannibal Buress, No Age
2011-01-07
6
Bill Cosby, a Top Ten List presented by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the Black Keys
2011-01-10
7
Vince Vaughn, Mike Wolfe & Frank Fritz, Cage the Elephant
2011-01-11
8
Kevin James, Olivia Munn, The Low Anthem
2011-01-12
9
Kelsey Grammer, Amar'e Stoudemire, Gregg Allman
2011-01-13
10
Joan Rivers, Jeff Caldwell, Wintersleep
2011-01-14
11
Jack Hanna, Steven Tyler
2011-01-17
12
Betty White, Kim & Kourtney Kardashian, the Script
2011-01-18
13
Martin Short, Greta Gerwig, Darius Rucker
2011-01-19
14
Kaley Cuoco, Piers Morgan, Wanda Jackson, Miss Arkansas, Alyse Eady
2011-01-20
15
Nathan Lane, Mike Palascak, Esperanza Spalding
2011-01-21
16
Justin Bieber, Pauley Perrette, Best Coast
2011-01-31
17
Matthew Perry, Chris Elliott, Top Ten with Mitt Romney, the National
2011-02-01
18
Kate Walsh, Jim Gaffigan, Boxer Rebellion
2011-02-02
19
Howard Stern, Naughty By Nature
2011-02-03
20
Martha Stewart, Top Ten with Justin Bieber, Robert Plant
2011-02-04
21
Super Bowl MVP Aaron Rodgers, Martin Lawrence, Steel Magnolia
2011-02-07
22
Adam Sandler, Chris Colfer, Gang of Four
2011-02-08
23
Anderson Cooper, Elton John
2011-02-09
24
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Judah Friedlander, Bryan Ferry
2011-02-10
25
Ed Helms, Ted Alexandro, Steel Magnolia
2011-02-11
26
S.I. Swimsuit Cover Reveal & Top 10, Tom Brokaw, Theophilus London
Tom Brokaw, a Top Ten List presented by 10 "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit models, Theophilus London
2011-02-14
27
Forest Whitaker, S.I. Swimsuit Cover Model Irina, Josh Groban, Top Ten with Joy Philbin
2011-02-15
28
Bill Hader, Grocery Bagging Champ Krystal, Amos Lee
2011-02-16
29
Paris Hilton, Nathan Fillion, Scissor Sisters
2011-02-17
30
David Spade, Andy Kindler, Lukas Nelson and Promise of the Real
2011-02-18
31
Donald Rumsfeld, Cobie Smulders
2011-02-21
32
Amy Poehler, Jean Chu and Dusty the Cat, Deerhunter
2011-02-22
33
Rainn Wilson, Hank Aaron
2011-02-23
34
Senator Rand Paul, Bright Eyes
2011-02-24
35
Matthew Morrison, Jeff Altman, Jessica Lea Mayfield
2011-02-25
36
Brian Williams, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Zac Brown Band
2011-02-28
37
Amanda Seyfried, B.J. Novak
2011-03-01
38
Donald Trump, Vanessa Hudgens, Oh Land
2011-03-02
39
Robin Williams, Judy Greer
2011-03-03
40
Charles Barkley, Sarah Vowell, Cold War Kids
2011-03-14
41
Bradley Cooper, Mindy Kaling, Bob Geldof
2011-03-15
42
Steve Martin, Selena Gomez
2011-03-16
43
Dana Carvey, Dr. Michio Kaku, British Sea Power
2011-03-21
44
Katie Couric, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
2011-03-22
45
Ben Stiller, Dario Franchitti, The Strokes
2011-03-23
46
"Jungle" Jack Hanna, Danny McBride
2011-03-28
47
Regis Philbin, Snoop Dogg
2011-03-29
48
Norm Macdonald, CC Sabathia, Willie Nelson, Norah Jones and Wynton Marsalis
2011-03-30
49
Chris Rock, Ellen Page, Funeral Party
2011-03-31
50
James Franco, Royal Bangs
2011-04-01
51
Jennifer Garner, Jamie Oliver, Robbie Robertson
2011-04-05
52
Don Rickles, Eva Longoria
2011-04-06
53
Alec Baldwin, Wiz Khalifa
2011-04-11
54
Ricky Gervais, Top Ten with Katie Holmes, Foo Fighters
2011-04-12
55
Courteney Cox, Aziz Ansari, Alison Krauss & Union Station featuring Jerry Douglas
2011-04-13
56
Seth Meyers, Carmelo Anthony, TV on the Radio
2011-04-14
57
Tina Fey, Tommy Johnagin, The Gaslight Anthem
2011-04-15
58
Bill Maher, Cote de Pablo, Lupe Fiasco
2011-04-25
59
Will Ferrell, The Twilight Singers
2011-04-26
60
Kate Hudson, Rich Eisen, Emmylou Harris
2011-04-27
61
Dr. Phil McGraw, Chris Hemsworth, Broadway musical "Catch Me If You Can"
2011-04-28
62
John Krasinski, Brian Kiley, Steve Earle
2011-04-29
63
Brian Williams, Rex Ryan
2011-05-02
64
Caroline Kennedy, Ty Burrell
2011-05-03
65
Betty White, Rick Harrison, Morning Teleportation
Dave welcomes actress Betty White, reality-TV star Rick Harrison and Morning Teleportation performs.
2011-05-04
66
Jodie Foster, Tom Dreesen, Neon Trees
Jodie Foster, Tom Dreesen, Neon Trees
2011-05-05
67
Bill Murray, ''The Human Fuse'' Brian Miser, Brother
Bill Murray, "The Human Fuse" Brian Miser, Brother
2011-05-06
68
Albert Brooks, Kristen Wiig
2011-05-09
69
Mark Harmon, Chris Morgan, Hugo
2011-05-10
71
Stupid human tricks, Jim Parsons, Manchester Orchestra
2011-05-12
72
Joan Rivers, Nick Griffin, Okkervil River
Dave welcomes comedian Joan Rivers, comic Nick Griffin and Okkervil River performs.
2011-05-13
73
Julianna Margulies, Andy Cohen, a Top Ten List presented by Christina Aguilera, White Lies
Dave welcomes actress Julianna Margulies from CBS's "The Good Wife," talk show host Andy Cohen, a Top Ten List presented by singer Christina Aguilera and White …
2011-05-16
74
Martin Short, Melissa McCarthy, Tinie Tempah
Dave welcomes actor Martin Short, actress Melissa McCarthy from CBS's "Mike & Molly" and Tinie Tempah performs.
2011-05-17
75
Keith Olbermann, Julie Bowen, Ben Harper
Dave welcomes TV host Keith Olbermann, actress Julie Bowen and Ben Harper performs.
2011-05-18
76
Kelly Ripa, Jennifer Lawrence, How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
Dave welcomes Kelly Ripa, X-Men's Jennifer Lawrence and the cast of the Broadway's "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying." Plus: What Would Chris Ro…
2011-05-19
77
Tracy Morgan, Jake Johannsen, The Airborne Toxic Event
Dave welcomes actor Tracy Morgan, comic Jake Johannsen and The Airborne Toxic Event performs.
2011-05-20
78
Lady Gaga, Eric Stonestreet, The Vaccines
Dave welcomes musician Lady Gaga, actor Eric Stonestreet and the Vaccines perform.
2011-05-23
79
Ewan McGregor, Scott Pelley, Brad Paisley
Dave welcomes actor Ewan McGregor, CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley and Brad Paisley performs.
2011-05-24
80
Piedmont Bird Callers, Kevin Bacon, Augustana
Dave welcomes actor Kevin Bacon, Piedmont Bird Callers perform, a top ten list presented by U S Armed Forces personnel and Augustana performs.
2011-05-25
81
Ray Romano, Reese Waters, Arctic Monkeys
Dave welcomes Actor Ray Romano, comedian Reese Waters and Arctic Monkeys perform.
2011-05-26
82
Meredith Vieira, Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon, Drum Solo Week kicks off with Anton Fig
2011-06-06
83
Kyle Chandler, Kathy Griffin, Sheila E.
2011-06-07
84
Jon Cryer, Rachel Maddow, Roy Haynes
Dave welcomes actor Jon Cryer from CBS' "Two and a Half Men," journalist Rachel Maddow and drummer Roy Haynes performs.
2011-06-08
85
Neil Patrick Harris, Mike Birbiglia, Neil Peart
Dave welcomes actor Neil Patrick Harris of CBS' "How I Met Your Mother," comic Mike Birbiglia and drummer Neil Peart performs.
2011-06-09
86
Adm. Michael Mullen, Top Ten by Betty White, Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears
Dave welcomes Admiral Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, A top-ten List presented by Betty White and Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears perform.
2011-06-13
87
Ryan Reynolds, chef Eric Ripert and the cast of the Broadway musical Anything Goes
Dave welcomes actor Ryan Reynolds, chef Eric Ripert and a performance from the cast of the Broadway musical "Anything Goes."
2011-06-14
88
Jim Carrey, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Todd Rundgren
Dave welcomes actor Jim Carrey, actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and a Top Ten list presented by the 2011 NBA Champions, The Dallas Mavericks.
2011-06-15
89
Samuel L. Jackson, Texas Ranger Josh Hamilton, Jennifer Hudson
Dave welcomes actor Samuel L. Jackson, Texas Rangers star Josh Hamilton and Jennifer Hudson performs.
2011-06-16
90
Cameron Diaz, Eddie Vedder
2011-06-20
91
Jason Bateman, Amy Sedaris, Top Ten by Keith Olbermann, Drive-By Truckers
Dave welcomes actor Jason Bateman, actress Amy Sedaris, musical guests Drive-By Truckers and a "Top Ten" List presented by Keith Olbermann.
2011-06-21
92
Kevin James, pet fashion designer Ada Nieves, Beady Eye
Dave welcomes actor Kevin James, pet fashion designer Ada Nieves, musical guests Beady Eye and a "Top Ten" list presented by musician Justin Bieber.
2011-06-22
93
Jason Segel, horse whisperer Buck Brannaman, Noah and the Whale
Dave welcomes actor Jason Segel from the CBS comedy series "How I Met Your Mother," horse whisperer Buck Brannaman and musical guests Noah and the Whale.
2011-06-23
94
Shia LaBeouf, Bert Kreischer, Dawes
Dave welcomes actor Shia LaBeouf, comedian/reality series star Bert Kreischer and musical guest Dawes. TV legend Henry Winkler joins Dave and Paul as celebrity …
2011-06-27
95
Tom Hanks, Sleepy Man Banjo Boys
Dave welcomes actor Tom Hanks and musical guest Sleepy Man Banjo Boys.
2011-06-28
96
Patrick Dempsey, Erica Hill, Marty Stuart
Dave welcomes actor Patrick Dempsey, CBS News' "The Early Show" Anchor Erica Hill and musical guest Marty Stuart.
2011-06-29
97
Julia Roberts, Cake
Dave welcomes actress Julia Roberts and musical guest Cake. Top Ten Reasons I, Dave Letterman, Am Proud To Be An American. How well does Julia Roberts know her …
2011-06-30
98
Emma Watson, George Lopez, Incubus
Dave welcomes actress Emma Watson, comedian/talk show host George Lopez and musical guest Incubus.
2011-07-11
99
Roseanne Barr, Tom Felton, Blake Shelton
Dave welcomes comedian Roseanne Barr, actor Tom Felton and musical guest Blake Shelton.
2011-07-12
100
Ryan Gosling, Gomez
Dave participates in a Summer Toy Demo and welcomes actor Ryan Gosling and musical guest Gomez.
2011-07-13
101
Kyra Sedgwick, Tim Harmston, Nikki Jean
Dave welcomes actress Kyra Sedgwick, a Top Ten List presented by "Captain America" star Chris Evans, comedian Tim Harmston and musical guest Nikki Jean.
2011-07-14
102
Bono & the Edge, a performance from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
2011-07-18
103
Steve Carell, Hope Solo and Abby Wambach, The Del McCoury Band and the Preservation Hall Band
Dave welcomes actor Steve Carell, U.S. women's soccer stars Hope Solo and Abby Wambach and musical guests The Del McCoury Band and the Preservation Hall Band.
2011-07-19
104
Jeremy Piven, Captain Luis Montalvan, Cee-Lo Green
Dave welcomes actor Jeremy Piven, author Captain Luis Montalvan and musical guest Cee Lo Green.
2011-07-20
105
Harrison Ford, Porcelain Black
Dave welcomes actor Harrison Ford and musical guests Porcelain Black.
2011-07-21
106
Brian Williams, Tim Robbins & the Rogues Gallery Band
Dave welcomes news anchor Brian Williams and musical guest Tim Robbins & The Rogue Gallery Band.
2011-07-25
107
Julianne Moore, Johnny Galecki, Tanner Foust, Eels
Dave welcomes actress Julianne Moore, actor Johnny Galecki from the CBS comedy series "The Big Bang Theory," musical guest Eels and an X Games stunt on 53rd Str…
2011-07-26
108
Craig Ferguson, Connie Britton, Anna Calvi
Dave welcomes Craig Ferguson, host of CBS's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," actress Connie Britton and musical guest Anna Calvi.
2011-07-27
109
Kirstie Alley, Louis C.K., Fountains of Wayne
Dave welcomes actress Kirstie Alley, comedian Louis CK and musical guests Fountains of Wayne.
2011-07-28
110
James Franco, Dianna Agron, Christina Perri
How cool are the special effects in the new Planet of the Apes movie? Check it out. The Glee star has broken her nose not once, but twice. Find out how she did …
2011-08-01
111
Ricky Gervais, Cat Deeley, Explosions in the Sky
Dave welcomes actor Ricky Gervais, television host Cat Deeley, musical guest Explosions in the Sky and a Top Ten List presented by Julie Chen, host of CBS's "Bi…
2011-08-02
112
Emma Stone, Alan Mulally, Sallie Ford
Dave welcomes actress Emma Stone, Ford Motor Company CEO Alan Mulally and musical guest Sallie Ford.
2011-08-03
113
Colin Farrell, Christopher Ferguson, Typhoon
Dave welcomes actor Colin Farrell, NASA astronaut Christopher Ferguson and musical guest Typhoon.
2011-08-04
114
Denis Leary, Elizabeth Cook, Drum Solo Week II kicks off with Tony Royster Jr.
Dave welcomes actor Dennis Leary, radio show host and singer Elizabeth Cook, and drum solo by Tony Royster Jr.
2011-08-22
115
Rachel Maddow, Rose Byrne, Gavin Harrison
Dave welcomes talk show host Rachel Maddow and actress Rose Byrne also a drum solo by Gavin Harrison.
2011-08-23
116
Ashton Kutcher, Rafael Nadal, Stewart Copeland
Dave welcomes actor Ashton Kutcher, star of the CBS comedy series "Two and a Half Men" and tennis star Rafael Nadal also a drum solo by Stewart Copeland.
2011-08-24
117
Paul Rudd, Bill Burr, Dennis Chambers
Dave welcomes actor Paul Rudd and comedian Bill Burr also a drum solo by Dennis Chambers.
2011-08-25
118
Jason Sudeikis, Bettina Luescher, St. Vincent
From Saturday Night Live, Jason Sudeikis promotes his movie "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy" Bettina Luescher, World Food Programme Chief Spokesperson for North Ame…
2011-08-29
119
Alec Baldwin, Joe Namath, Lenny Kravitz
Dave welcomes actor Alec Baldwin, New York Jets legend, Joe Namath and musical guest Lenny Kravitz.
2011-08-30
120
David Arquette, Aubrey Plaza, Thurston Moore
Dave welcomes David Arquette, who can currently be seen on 'Dancing with the Stars', Aubrey Plaza, who plays April Ludgate in the TV's 'Parks and Recreation', a…
2011-08-31
121
Julianna Margulies, Joe Wong, Lady Antebellum
Kids say the darnedest things: find out what happened when Julianna Margulies' 3 year-old son saw her getting dressed. Joe Wong performs stand-up on the "Late S…
2011-09-01
122
Kim, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian, Michael Emerson, The Jim Jones Revue
Dave welcomes reality television stars Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, actor Michael Emerson from the new CBS drama series "Person Of Interest" and musical …
2011-09-06
123
Sgt. 1st Class Leroy Petry, Sarah Jessica Parker
2011-09-07
124
Michael J. Fox, Top Ten by the cast of Two and a Half Men, Jim McDonald, John Doe
Dave welcomes actor Michael J. Fox, a Top Ten List presented by Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones from the CBS comedy series "Two and a Half Men", co…
2011-09-08
125
Dr. Jill Biden, Ted Danson
Dave welcomes Second Lady of the United States Dr. Jill Biden and actor Ted Danson from the CBS drama series "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation".
2011-09-19
126
Jonah Hill, Paula Abdul, Coldplay
Dave welcomes actor Jonah Hill, reality show judge Paula Abdul and musical guest Coldplay.
2011-09-20
127
Taylor Lautner, Minka Kelly, Wilco
Dave welcomes actor Taylor Lautner, actress Minka Kelly and musical guest Wilco.
2011-09-21
128
Sergeant Dakota Meyer, Sofia Vergara, Chris Cornell
Dave welcomes Medal of Honor recipient Sergeant Dakota Meyer, actress Sofia Vergara and musical guest Chris Cornell.
2011-09-22
129
Nathan Fillion, Larry Miller, The Jayhawks
Dave welcomes actor Nathan Fillion, comedian Larry Miller and musical guest Jayhawks.
2011-09-23
130
Seth Rogen, Poppy Montgomery, Fleet Foxes
Dave welcomes actor Seth Rogen, Poppy Montgomery from the new CBS drama series "Unforgettable" and musical guest Fleet Foxes.
2011-09-26
131
Jack Hanna, Anna Faris
Dave welcomes "Jungle" Jack Hanna and "What's Your Number?" star Anna Faris.
2011-09-27
132
Anderson Cooper, Nick Offerman, The Knux
Dave welcomes talk show host Anderson Cooper, actor Nick Offerman and musical guest The Knux.
2011-09-28
133
Kaley Cuoco, Skipper Bivins & Trent Jackson, Death Cab for Cutie
Dave welcomes actress Kaley Cuoco from the CBS comedy series "The Big Bang Theory", "Hillbilly Handfishin's" Skipper Bivins and Trent Jackson and musical guest …
2011-09-29
134
Samuel L. Jackson, Karen Rontowski, Anne-Sophie Mutter
Dave welcomes actor Samuel L. Jackson, comedian Karen Rontowski and musical guest Anne-Sophie Mutter.
2011-09-30
135
Brian Williams, Sting
Dave welcomes news anchor Brian Williams and musical Sting.
2011-10-03
136
Hugh Jackman, Sean Young, Feist
Dave welcomes actor Hugh Jackman, actress Sean Young and musical guest Feist.
2011-10-04
137
George Clooney, Mastodon
Dave welcomes actor George Clooney and musical guest Mastodon.
2011-10-05
138
Caroline Kennedy, dock diving dogs, The Joy Formidable
Dave welcomes author Caroline Kennedy, diving dogs and musical guest The Joy Formidable.
2011-10-06
139
Bryan Cranston, Jeff Altman, Garland Jeffreys
Dave welcomes actor Bryan Cranston, comedian Jeff Altman and musical guest Garland Jeffreys.
2011-10-07
140
Tracy Morgan, Mike Golic & Mike Greenburg, Mates of State
Dave welcomes actor Tracy Morgan, sportscasters Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic and musical guest Mates of State.
2011-10-10
141
Matthew Broderick, horse wrangler Erin Bolster and her horse Tonk, Hunter Hayes
Dave welcomes actor Matthew Broderick, horse wrangler Erin Bolster and her horse Tonk, who saved a young boy's life, and musical guest Hunter Hayes.
2011-10-11
142
Bill Clinton, Deer Tick
Dave welcomes former President Bill Clinton and musical guest Deer Tick.
2011-10-12
143
Bill O'Reilly, Martina McBride
Dave welcomes talk show host/author Bill O'Reilly and musical guest Martina McBride.
2011-10-13
144
Artie Lange, Eddie Brill, Beirut
Dave welcomes comedian/radio host Artie Lange and comedian Eddie Brill and musical guest Beirut.
2011-10-14
145
Salma Hayek, Keith Olbermann, Jane's Addiction
Dave welcomes actress Selma Hayek, talk show host Keith Olbermann and musical guest Jane's Addiction.
2011-10-24
146
Eddie Murphy, Jane Levy, Mayer Hawthorne
Dave welcomes actor Eddie Murphy, actress Jane Levy and musical guest Mayer Hawthorne.
2011-10-25
147
Justin Timberlake, Jennifer Esposito, The Civil Wars
Dave welcomes actor Justin Timberlake, actress Jennifer Esposito and musical guest The Civil Wars.
2011-10-26
148
Johnny Depp, Foster the People
Dave welcomes actor Johnny Depp and musical guest Foster The People.
2011-10-27
149
Tom Brokaw, Myq Kaplan, The Head & The Heart
Dave welcomes news anchor Tom Brokaw, comedian Myq Kaplan, and musical guest The Head & The Heart.
2011-10-28
150
Tony La Russa, Jesse Eisenberg, Puscifer
2011-10-31
151
Ben Stiller, Whitney Cummings
2011-11-01
152
Condoleezza Rice
2011-11-02
153
Mark Harmon, Mike Judge, Top Ten by Matt Lauer, Eli Young Band
"Beavis & Butt-Head" creator Mike Judge entertains with a dialogue and voices from a recent episode.
2011-11-03
154
Bill Cosby, Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit
Dave welcomes comedian Bill Cosby and musical guest Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit.
2011-11-04
155
Melissa McCarthy, Anthony Bourdain, Joan Baez & Kris Kristofferson
Dave welcomes actress Melissa McCarthy from the CBS comedy series "Mike & Molly," chef Anthony Bourdain, and musical guests Joan Baez and Kris Kristofferson.
2011-11-07
156
Robert Pattinson, Annie Leibovitz, David Crosby and Graham Nash
Dave welcomes actor Robert Pattinson, photographer Annie Leibovitz, and musical guests David Crosby and Graham Nash.
2011-11-08
157
Adam Sandler, Peter Gabriel
Dave welcomes actor Adam Sandler and musical guest Peter Gabriel.
2011-11-09
158
Stupid Humans Tricks, Katie Holmes, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Dave welcomes actress Katie Holmes, musical guest Noel Ghallager's High Flying Birds, and a Top Ten List presented by Texas Governor Rick Perry. Also, Stupid Hu…
2011-11-10
159
Steve Martin, Felicity Jones, Lonesome River Band feat. Steve Martin
Dave welcomes actor Steve Martin and actress Felicity Jones.
2011-11-11
160
Jason Segel, Jamie Oliver, The Kooks
Dave welcomes actor Jason Segal from the CBS comedy series "How I Met Your Mother," chef Jamie Oliver, and musical guest The Kooks.
2011-11-14
161
Bill Maher, Nikki Reed, Foo Fighters feat. Joan Jet
Dave welcomes comedian/talk show host Bill Maher, actress Nikki Reed, and musical guests Foo Fighters featuring Joan Jet.
2011-11-15
162
Jerry Seinfeld, Lykke Li
Dave welcomes comedian Jerry Seinfeld and musical guest Lykke Li.
2011-11-16
163
Regis Philbin, John Fogerty
Dave welcomes talk show host Regis Philbin and musical guest John Fogerty. See what happens when Regis Philbin takes a ride on his retirement gift from Dave, a …
2011-11-17
164
Herman Cain, Grouplove
Dave welcomes republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, and musical guest Grouplove.
2011-11-18
165
Andy Kindler, Ty Burrell, Gayle King, Needtobreathe
Dave welcomes actor Ty Burrell, CBS News' Gayle King, and musical guest Needtobreath. Andy hangs out with the guys from American Pickers. Top Ten Other Articles…
2011-11-21
166
Amy Sedaris, Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo, Sondre Lerche
Dave welcomes actress Amy Sedaris, radio host Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo, and musical guest Sondre Lerche.
2011-11-22
167
Justin Bieber, Brian Regan, FreeSol
Dave welcomes musician Justin Bieber, comedian Brian Regan, and musical guest Freesol. Top Ten Signs You Ate Too Much At Thanksgiving Dinner. The pop star talks…
2011-11-23
168
Jonah Hill, Kristen Johnston, Ryan Adams
Dave welcomes actor Jonah Hill, actress Kristen Johnston, and musical guest Ryan Adams. Do all celebrities know each other? Jonah's mom thinks so. Kristen tel…
2011-12-05
169
Matt Damon, Shelby Lynne
Dave welcomes actor Matt Damon and musical guest Shelby Lynne. Rupert Jee selects a fan to pose with Dave for their 2011 holiday card. Top Ten Ways the Super …
2011-12-06
170
Jessica Biel, Tom Dreesen, The Black Keys
Dave welcomes actress Jessica Biel, comedian Tom Dreesen, and musical guest The Black Keys. Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine. Ther…
2011-12-07
171
Charlize Theron, Kevin Nealon, Blitzen Trapper
Dave welcomes actress Charlize Theron, comedian Kevin Nealon, and musical guest Blitzen Trapper. Top Ten Signs Your Local News Team Is Drunk. Down and dirty t…
2011-12-08
172
David Duchovny, Comedian Hugh Fink, Young Jeezy
Dave welcomes comic Hugh Fink and musical guest Young Jeezy. Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Mall. He went to meditate, but all David got was a big pile of hors…
2011-12-09
173
Scarlett Johansson, Julie Chen, Top Ten by the 2011 Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III
Dave welcomes actress Scarlett Johansson, Julie Chen, host of the CBS daytime talk show "The Talk", and a Top Ten List presented by Heisman Trophy winner Robert…
2011-12-12
174
Barbara Walters, Bill Hader, Wild Flag
Dave welcomes journalist/talk show host Barbara Walters, actor/comedian Bill Hader, and musical guest Wild Flag. Top Ten Signs the Candidates Have Debate Fatig…
2011-12-13
175
Robert Downey Jr., Rooney Mara
Dave welcomes actor Robert Downey Jr. and actress Rooney Mara. Top Ten Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Demands For Returning Our Drone. From alpacas to kitties, Robert ru…
2011-12-14
176
Tom Hanks, My Morning Jacket
Dave welcomes actor Tom Hanks and musical guest My Morning Jacket. He's brought his own mistletoe! Tom Hanks shares an intimate Christmas greeting with Dave's …
2011-12-15
177
Jude Law, Bob Sarlatte, Gary Clark Jr.
Dave welcomes actor Jude Law, comedian Bob Sarlatte and musical guest Gary Clark Jr. Jude Law recalls the last night of a stage production when fake booze was …
2011-12-16
178
Tom Cruise, Anthony Hamilton, Top Ten by Mitt Romney
Dave welcomes actor Tom Cruise and musical guest Anthony Hamilton. Featuring a Top Ten List presented by former Governor Mitt Romney.
2011-12-19
179
Harry Connick Jr., Scott Van Pelt, Mariachi El Bronx
2011-12-20
180
Jon Huntsman, J. Cole
2011-12-21
181
Anderson Cooper, Lindsey Vonn, Childish Gambino
Dave welcomes journalist/talk show host Anderson Cooper, Olympic skiing champion Lindsey Vonn, and musical guest Childish Gambino.
2011-12-22
182
Jay Thomas, David Hyde Pierce, Darlene Love
Dave welcomes actor Jay Thomas, David Hyde Pierce and musical guest Darlene Love.
2011-12-23
Season 19 · 2012 · 178 episodes
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1
Will Arnett, Lisa Lampanelli, Guided by Voices
2012-01-03
2
Brian Williams, WU LYF
2012-01-04
3
Tina Fey, Jeremy Irvine, Barr Brothers
Tina Fey Vandalizes Dave's Car. Jeremy Irvine tells Dave about his quick rise to stardom in "War Horse."
2012-01-05
4
Kristen Bell, Dan Naturman, Blind Pilot
Dave welcomes actress Kristen Bell and musical guest Blind Pilot.
2012-01-06
5
Mark Wahlberg, Heather Morris, Snow Patrol
Dave welcomes actor Mark Wahlberg, actress Heather Morris, and musical guest Snow Patrol. "Top Ten Ways Kim Jong Un Celebrated His Birthday". The Glee star tu…
2012-01-09
6
Kate Beckinsale, Marv Albert, The Little Willies
Dave welcomes Kate Beckinsale, Bloopers with Marv Albert, and music from The Little Willies.
2012-01-10
7
Dolly Parton, Alan Zweibel
Dave welcomes musician Dolly Parton and writer Alan Zweibel. Top Ten Things Kim Jong-Un Wants To Accomplish As Supreme Commander of North Korea. What's proper…
2012-01-11
8
Sen. John McCain, Johnny Winter
Dave welcomes Senator John McCain and musical guest Johnny Winter.
2012-01-12
9
Viggo Mortensen, Dennis Regan, Tony Bennett
2012-01-13
10
Simon Baker, Elizabeth Banks, Seal
2012-01-16
11
Ricky Gervais, Jessica Chastain, Kathleen Edwards
Dave welcomes actor Ricky Gervais, actress Jessica Chastain, and musical guest Kathleen Edwards.
2012-01-17
12
Marg Helgenberger, Michael Fassbender, Ellie Goulding
Dave welcomes actress Marg Helgenberger from the CBS drama series "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," actor Michael Fassbender, and musical guest Ellie Goulding.
2012-01-18
13
Kathy Griffin, Simon Helberg, Joseph Arthur
Dave welcomes comedian Kathy Griffin, actor Simon Helberg from the CBS comedy series "The Big Bang Theory," and musical guest Joseph Aurthur.
2012-01-19
14
Dana Carvey, Jon Fisch, Los Campesinos!
Dave welcomes comedian Dana Carvey, Jon Fisch and musical guest Los Campesinos! performs.
2012-01-20
15
Jennifer Lopez, Rob Schneider, James McCartney
Dave welcomes actress Jennifer Lopez, actor Rob Schneider form the CBS comedy series "Rob!", and musical guest James McCartney.
2012-01-30
16
Bill Murray, Girls' Generation
Dave welcomes actor Bill Murray and musical guest Girls' Generation.
2012-01-31
17
Howard Stern, The Airborne Toxic Event
Dave welcomes radio host Howard Stern and musical guest The Airborne Toxic Event.
2012-02-01
18
Woody Harrelson, Stephen Merchant, Lana Del Rey
2012-02-02
19
Michelle Williams, Jake Johannsen, Ziggy Marley
Dave welcomes actress Michelle Williams, comic Jake Johannsen and musical guest Ziggy Marley. Top Ten Super Bowl Fun Facts. Why wasn't Michelle paying attenti…
2012-02-03
20
Eli Manning, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Die Antwoord
Highlights from Biff's big day at the Super Bowl in Indianapolis. Dave's "favorite" Manning talks about his brother Peyton's football future. Sarah embarrasse…
2012-02-06
21
Denzel Washington, The Fray
Dave welcomes actor Denzel Washington and musical guest The Fray.
2012-02-07
22
Ryan Reynolds, Ellie Kemper, Dierks Bentley
Dave welcomes actor Ryan Reynolds, actress Ellie Kemper, and musical guest Dierks Bentley. Before "The Office," there was "The Man Under The Stairs."
2012-02-08
23
Nicolas Cage, Michelle Dockery, The Kills
Dave welcomes actor Nicolas Cage, actress Michelle Dockery, A Top Ten List presented by Foo Fighters, and musical guest The Kills. Top Ten Interesting Facts Ab…
2012-02-09
24
David Spade, Betty Wright
Dave welcomes actor David Spade from the CBS comedy series "Rules Of Engagement" and musical guest Betty Wright.
2012-02-10
25
Reese Witherspoon, Michael Weatherly, Top Ten by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models, Kasabian
Dave welcomes actress Reese Witherspoon, a Top Ten List with 10 of the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and the reveal of the 2012 cover model, actor Mic…
2012-02-13
26
Viola Davis, the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model, Mark Ronson, Erykah Badu, The Dap-Kings, Zigaboo Modeliste
Dave welcomes actress Viola Davis, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Kate Upton, and musical guests Mark Ronson and Erykah Badu.
2012-02-14
27
Jon Stewart, American Bagging Champion Stephanie Teteak, Yelawolf with Kid Rock
Dave welcomes TV show host Jon Stewart, American Bagging Champion Stephanie Teteak, and musical guests Yelawolf and Kid Rock.
2012-02-15
28
Joan Rivers, Andrew Lincoln, Jason Mraz
Dave welcomes comedian Joan Rivers, actor Andrew Lincoln, and musical guest Jason Mraz.
2012-02-16
29
Kristen Wiig, Mike Birbiglia, Butch Walker and the Black Widows
The Academy Award nominee Kristen Wiig takes a tumble in front of pretty boy Brad Pitt.
2012-02-17
30
Jack Hanna, Jesse Tyler Ferguson
Dave welcomes animal expert "Jungle" Jack Hanna and actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
2012-02-20
31
Alec Baldwin, Eric Hutchinson
Dave welcomes actor Alec Baldwin and musical guest Eric Hutchinson. Alec Baldwin talks about losing weight by going sugar free while Dave extols the virtues of…
2012-02-21
32
Paul Rudd, John Witherspoon, Heartless Bastards
2012-02-22
33
Kristin Chenoweth, Joe Scarborough, K'naan featuring Nelly Furtado
What happened to Kristin Chenoweth's formerly perky eyes? Why is Kristin Chenoweth wearing sunglasses? Find out when she tells Dave about the problem with her e…
2012-02-23
34
Matthew Broderick, Nick Griffin, We Are Augustines
Dave welcomes actor Matthew Broderick, comedian Nick Griffin, and musical guests We Are Augustines.
2012-02-24
35
Ed Helms, Dan Patrick, Lyle Lovett
Dave welcomes actor Ed Helms, sportscaster Dan Patrick, and musical guest Lyle Lovett.
2012-02-27
36
Nathan Lane, Pauley Perrette, Estelle
Dave welcomes actor Nathan Lane, actress Pauley Perrette from the CBS drama series "NCIS" and musical guest Estelle.
2012-02-28
37
Neil Patrick Harris, Taylor Kitsch, Robert Glasper Experiment featuring Lupe Fiasco & Bilal
Dave and Neil Patrick Harris have an awkward green room encounter. The Late Show cue card takes you into the weird world of candle-making. Top Ten Frequently …
2012-02-29
38
Jon Hamm, Ted Alexandro, White Rabbits
2012-03-01
39
Will Ferrell, Jon Bernthal
Dave welcomes actor Will Ferrell and actor Jon Bernthal.
2012-03-12
40
Amanda Peet, Nick Offerman, Top Ten by Cee-Lo Green, The Chieftains with the Low Anthem
Dave welcomes actress Amanda Peet and actor Nick Offerman. Musical guests The Chieftains with Low Anthem and a Top Ten List presented by musician Cee Lo Green.
2012-03-13
41
Martin Short, The Ting Tings
Dave welcomes actor Martin Short and musical guests The Ting Tings. Martin upsets a famous female broadcaster and her husband (but it's not Connie Chung and Ma…
2012-03-14
42
Michelle Obama, Esperanza Spalding
Dave welcomes First Lady Michelle Obama and musical guest Esperanza Spalding.
2012-03-19
43
Jennifer Lawrence, Gail Collins, The Shins
Dave welcomes actress Jennifer Lawrence, journalist/author Gail Collins and musical guests The Shins. "Hunger Games" star Jennifer Lawrence tells Dave how she …
2012-03-20
44
Debra Messing, Josh Hutcherson, Oberhofer
Dave welcomes actress Debra Messing, actor Josh Hutcherson, and musical guests Oberhofer. The "Smash" star discovers a lot of fake Debra Messings on Twitter.
2012-03-21
45
Rachel Maddow, Timothy Olyphant, Train
Dave welcomes journalist Rachel Maddow, actor Timothy Olyphant, and musical guests Train.
2012-03-26
46
Jason Sudeikis, Lionel Richie, Jason Aldean
Dave welcomes actor Jason Sudeikis, musician Lionel Richie, and musical guests Lionel Richie with Jason Aldean. A lesson in bad parenting: Jason Sudeikis recal…
2012-03-27
47
Chris Elliott, Mohamed Nasheed, Justin Townes Earle
Dave welcomes actor/comedian Chris Elliott, former President of the Maldives/climate change activist Mohamed Nasheed, and musical guest Justin Townes Earle.
2012-03-28
48
Tracy Morgan, Jim Rome, The Broadway musical 'Once'
Dave welcomes actor/comedian Tracy Morgan, sportscaster Jim Rome, and a performance from the Broadway musical “Once.”
2012-03-29
49
Megan Mullally, Joe Wong, Band of Skulls
Dave welcomes actress Megan Mullally, comedian Joe Wong, and musical guest Band of Skulls.
2012-03-30
50
Keith Olbermann, Allison Williams, Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real
Dave welcomes talk show host Keith Olbermann, actress/singer Allison Williams, and musical guests Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real. Top Ten Questions Receive…
2012-04-03
51
Kiefer Sutherland, Eugene Levy, The Punch Brothers
Dave welcomes actor Kiefer Sutherland, actor Eugene Levy, and musical guests The Punch Brothers. Top Ten Sneezes. Kiefer tries to keep up with his energetic g…
2012-04-04
52
Ricky Gervais, Cobie Smulders, Tennis
Biff Henderson hangs with Jeter, Reggie and more at NY Yankees Spring Training. Ricky Gervais brings Dave an age-appropriate gift for his upcoming birthday. …
2012-04-09
53
Sean Hayes, Shooter Jennings
Dave welcomes Masters Champ Bubba Watson, actor Sean Hayes and musical guest Shooter Jennings. Bubba Watson dons the coveted green jacket and talks "Bubba Golf…
2012-04-10
54
Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Jim Gaffigan, Kaiser Chiefs
Dave welcomes Basketball legends Magic Johnson and Larry Bird, comedian Jim Gaffigan, and musical guests Kaiser Chiefs. They were competitors on the court, but…
2012-04-11
55
Billy Crystal, Alabama Shakes
Dave welcomes actor Billy Crystal and musical guests Alabama Shakes. In celebration of Dave's 65th birthday, Billy Crystal shares a special video he created fo…
2012-04-12
56
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Keith Alberstadt, Bonnie Raitt
Dave welcomes actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus, comedian Keith Alberstadt, and musical guest Bonnie Raitt. She couldn't actually get close to First Lady Michelle Ob…
2012-04-13
57
Jason Segel, Zach Wahls, Fun
Dave welcomes Actor Jason Segel from the CBS comedy series 'How I Met Your Mother,' author Zach Wahls, musical guests Fun, and a Top Ten List presented by Chica…
2012-04-23
58
Amy Poehler, Wendy Williams, Trampled by Turtles
Dave welcomes actress Amy Poehler, talk show host/actress Wendy Williams, and musical guests Trampled by Turtles. "Parks and Recreation" star Amy Poehler talks…
2012-04-24
59
Rob Lowe, Gov. Brian Schweitzer, The War on Drugs
Dave welcomes actor Rob Lowe, Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer, and musical guests The War on Drugs. Rob reveals the source of his tweet about Peyton Manning.
2012-04-25
60
Robin Williams, Andrew Luck
Dave welcomes actor Robin Williams and prospective NFL #1 draft pick Andrew Luck. Robin Williams: Secret Service Scandal.
2012-04-26
61
Madden NFL 13 Cover Calvin Johnson, Chris Hemsworth, Darrell Hammond, Miike Snow
Dave welcomes actor Chris Hemsworth, comedian Darrell Hammond and musical guest Miike Snow. How well does Chris know the other Avengers? Dave puts him to the t…
2012-04-27
62
Don Rickles, Carrie Underwood
Dave welcomes Comedian Don Rickles and musical guest Carrie Underwood. Regis crashes the party to tell a story about Don Rickles and Frank Sinatra.
2012-04-30
63
Seth Meyers, Krysten Ritter, Father John Misty
Dave welcomes Comedian Seth Meyers, actress Krysten Ritter, and musical guest Father John Misty. Seth Meyers recalls his faux pas when meeting President Obama …
2012-05-01
64
Stupid Pet Tricks, Johnny Galecki, Norah Jones
An all-new group of animals joins Dave for Stupid Pet Tricks. Johnny Galecki's Anatomy Lesson. Johnny Galecki learns about female anatomy from a 6-year old kid…
2012-05-02
65
Stephen Colbert, Chloe Grace Moretz, The cast of 'Nice Work If You Can Get It'
Dave welcomes talk show host Stephen Colbert, actress Chloe Grace Moretz, and a performance from the Broadway musical Nice Work If You Can Get It. Stephen Colb…
2012-05-03
66
Anderson Cooper, Yves Rossy, Electric Guest
Dave welcomes journalist Anderson Cooper, aviation enthusiast/ inventor Yves "Jetman" Rossy and musical guest Electric Guess. Anderson Cooper and Dave compare …
2012-05-04
67
Dr. Phil McGraw, Beth Behrs, Spiritualized
Dave welcomes talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw, actress Beth Behrs from the CBS comedy series “2 Broke Girls”, and musical guests Spiritualized. What's Dave's p…
2012-05-07
68
Jim Parsons, Mika Brzezinski, Macy Gray
Jimmy Carter in a Speedo? "Morning Joe" co-host Mika Brzezinski shares colorful stories from her past.
2012-05-08
69
Eva Longoria, Tom Dreesen, Florence and The Machine
Dave welcomes Actress Eva Longoria, comedian Tom Dreesen, musical guests Florence and the Machine, and musician Booker T. Jones sits in with Paul Shaffer and th…
2012-05-09
70
Kid Scientists, Elizabeth Banks, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
Dave welcomes Kid Scientists, actress Elizabeth Banks, and musical guests Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros. Kid Scientist Cairo Lawrence demonstrates her "Ne…
2012-05-10
71
Jon Cryer, Tommy Johnagin, M. Ward
Dave welcomes actor Jon Cryer from the CBS comedy series "Two and a Half Men", comedian Tommy Johnagin and musical guest M.Ward. Jon's German fans get a surpri…
2012-05-11
72
Kelly Ripa, Adam Scott, Tenacious D
Dave welcomes talk show host Kelly Ripa, actor Adam Scott, and musical guests Tenacious D.
2012-05-14
73
Brian Williams, El-P
Dave welcomes news anchor Brian Williams and musical guests El-P. See what Brian Williams is up to when Dave turns on the camera in the "Late Show" Green Room.
2012-05-15
74
Betty White, Moses Maddox, Best Coast
Dave welcomes actress Betty White, former U.S. Marine Corporal Moses Maddox, and musical guests Best Coast. Betty White Gets Hot With Regis. He played a gay ha…
2012-05-16
75
Conan O'Brien, Regina Spektor, John Mayer
Dave welcomes late night talk show host Conan O'Brien, musical guest Regina Spektor, and musician John Mayer sits in with Paul Shaffer & the CBS Orchestra. Con…
2012-05-17
76
Sacha Baron Cohen, Julie Chen, Beach House
Dave welcomes actor Sacha Baron Cohen, Julie Chen, co-host of the CBS daytime talk show "The Talk" and musical guests Beach House. Find out why Sacha Baron Coh…
2012-05-18
77
Lea Michele, Barry Sonnenfeld, Shaolin Warriors of Ringling Bros
Dave welcomes actress Lea Michele and director Barry Sonnenfeld. The Glee star explains her family's unusual tradition of getting inked. The Men in Black dire…
2012-05-21
78
Will Smith, Gossip
Will Smith made an appearance on the "Late Show with David Letterman" and discussed his slapping of a reporter who kissed him on the "Men in Black 3" Moscow red…
2012-05-22
79
Piedmont Bird Callers, Bill O'Reilly, Pitbull
Dave welcomes The Piedmont Bird Callers, talk show host Bill O'Reilly, and musical guest Pitbull. They may not agree on politics, but will Dave and Bill come t…
2012-05-23
80
Joan Rivers, Dario Franchitti, Silversun Pickups
Dave welcomes Comedian Joan Rivers, Indianapolis 500 winner Dario Franchitti, and musical guests Silversun Pickups. Joan Rivers Licks The Queen. Joan talks abo…
2012-06-04
81
Neil Patrick Harris, Noomi Rapace, Alan Jackson
First Lady Michelle Obama presents the "Top Ten Fun Facts About Gardening." Tony Awards host Neil Patrick Harris tells what it's like to be interviewed by Opra…
2012-06-05
82
Jane Fonda, Mayor of London Boris Johnson, Jimmy Cliff
Dave welcomes actress Jane Fonda, Mayor of London Boris Johnson, and musical guest Jimmy Cliff. Dave discovers something disturbing when he takes a look back a…
2012-06-06
83
Bill Murray, The Temper Trap
Dave welcomes actor Bill Murray and musical guests The Temper Trap. Top Ten Other Superhero Revelations. Will there be a "Ghostbusters 3"? Bill Murray tells D…
2012-06-07
84
Mark Wahlberg, Sebastian Vettel, Black Box Revelation
Dave welcomes actor Mark Wahlberg, Formula One driver Sebastian Vettel, and musical guests Black Box Revelation. Mark talks about being the "dumbest f**ker eve…
2012-06-11
85
Jack Hanna, Patti Smith
Dave welcomes animal expert Jack Hanna, musical guest Patti Smith, and musician Bootsy Collins sits in with Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra. Top Ten Other W…
2012-06-12
86
Adam Sandler, Jerry Douglas
Adam remembers the first time he heard his father curse. Adam gives his 3-year old daughter an adult chore. Adam admits that he and the other SNL guys used to f…
2012-06-13
87
Regis Philbin, Lenny Marcus, Elizabeth Cook
Dave welcomes talk show host Regis Philbin, comedian Lenny Marcus, and musical guest Elizabeth Cook. Regis Philbin recounts how he took a spill on the Vespa th…
2012-06-14
88
Denis Leary, Olivia Wilde, The Pierces
Dave welcomes actor Denis Leary, actress Olivia Wilde, and musical guests The Pierces. The San Francisco Giants perfect game pitcher presents the "Top Ten Thin…
2012-06-18
89
Jeff Daniels, Benjamin Walker, Walk the Moon
Dave welcomes actor Jeff Daniels, actor Benjamin Walker, and musical guest Walk the Moon. Top Ten Things an Out-Of-Touch Person Would Say. Actor and certified…
2012-06-19
90
Alec Baldwin, Michael Kiwanuka
Dave welcomes actor Alec Baldwin and musical guest Michael Kiwanuka. To mark the beginning of summer, Dave and Alec go pantsless. Alec sets the record straight…
2012-06-20
91
Justin Bieber, Michael Ian Black
Dave welcomes musician Justin Bieber and actor/comedian Michael Ian Black. Top Ten Summer Blockbuster Films About Presidents. Can the Biebs sing opera? Dave a…
2012-06-21
92
Emma Stone, Jimmie Walker, Diamond Rugs
Dave welcomes actress Emma Stone, comedian Jimmie Walker, and musical guests Diamond Rugs. Top Ten Things You May Not Know About The United States Supreme Cour…
2012-06-25
93
LeBron James, Andrew Garfield, Maroon 5
Dave welcomes Miami Heat star and NBA Finals MVP LeBron James, actor Andrew Garfield and musical guest Maroon 5. From the world champion Miami Heat, Dave welco…
2012-06-26
94
Channing Tatum, Scott Pelley, The Gaslight Anthem
Dave welcomes actor Channing Tatum, Scott Pelley, anchor and managing editor of the CBS Evening News, and musical guests The Gaslight Anthem. Top Ten Words Tha…
2012-06-27
95
Blake Lively, Drew Brees
Dave welcomes actress Blake Lively and New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees. Top Ten Least Popular Picnic Offerings. "Savages" star Blake Lively tells Da…
2012-06-28
96
Ray Romano, Tom Waits, Top Ten by American League All-Stars
Dave welcomes actor Ray Romano and musical guest Tom Waits. And the Top Ten list presented by 10 American League All-Stars. Derek Jeter, Josh Hamilton and the …
2012-07-09
97
Queen Latifah, Fred Armisen, Cory Chisel and the Wandering Sons
Actress/singer Queen Latifah, actor Fred Armisen, musical guests Cory Chisel and the Wandering Sons, musician Buddy Guy sits in with Paul Shaffer and the CBS Or…
2012-07-10
98
Bryan Cranston, R.A. Dickey, Zac Brown Band
Dave welcomes actor Bryan Cranston, New York Mets All-Star pitcher R.A. Dickey and musical guests Zac Brown Band. Top Ten Superhero Pet Peeves. Steve Martin m…
2012-07-11
99
Anne Hathaway, Moody McCarthy, Loudon Wainwright III
Dave welcomes actress Anne Hathaway, comedian Moody McCarthy, and musical guest Loudon Wainwright III. Top Ten Other Popular Erotic Novels. Anne Hathaway talk…
2012-07-12
100
Morgan Freeman, Gallagher, Nas
2012-07-16
101
Roseanne Barr, Aubrey Plaza, Jeff the Brotherhood
Dave welcomes comedian Roseanne Barr, actress Aubrey Plaza, and musical guest Jeff the Brotherhood. Top Ten Ways To Describe the Current Weather. Don't mess w…
2012-07-17
102
Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Golic and Greenberg, Red Wanting Blue
Dave welcomes actress Kyra Sedgwick, sportscasters Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, and musical guest Red Wanting Blue. Top Ten Questions On The Application To B…
2012-07-18
103
Woody Harrelson, Todd Barry, Grafitti6
Dave welcomes actor Woody Harrelson, comedian Todd Barry, and musical guest Grafitti6. Top Ten North Korean Hit Songs. Woody Harrelson tells how he embarrasse…
2012-07-19
104
Will Ferrell, Rufus Wainwright
Dave welcomes actor Will Ferrell and musical guest Rufus Wainwright. Top Ten Television Shows Not Nominated For An Emmy. Which big Hollywood star has a little…
2012-07-23
105
Zach Galifianakis, Former U.S. Army Sgt. Valerie Brown, Allen Stone
Dave welcomes actor Zach Galifianakis, former U.S. Army Sgt. Valerie Brown, and musical guest Allen Stone. Dave has some fun with the "Late Show" Hose Cam at t…
2012-07-24
106
Jonah Hill, Dr. Leonard Girardi, Milo Greene
Dave welcomes actor Jonah Hill, cardiothoracic surgery professor Dr. Leonard Girardi, and musical guest Milo Greene. Top Ten Excuses Of The Burger King Employe…
2012-07-25
107
Joel McHale, Andrew Norelli, Will.I.Am
Dave welcomes actor Joel McHale, comedian Andrew Norelli, and musical guest Will.I.Am. Top Ten Nations Competing in the Olympics or Bones in the Human Body. B…
2012-07-26
108
Andy Samberg, Ashton Eaton, Glen Hansard
Dave welcomes Andy Samberg, gold medal-winning U.S. Olympic decathlete Ashton Eaton and Glen Hansard performs. Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Paul Ryan. Bil…
2012-08-13
109
Jennifer Garner, The U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnastics team, Rodriguez
Dave welcomes the gold medal-winning U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnastics team, actress Jennifer Garner, and musical guest Rodriguez. Top Ten Other Promotional Corp…
2012-08-14
110
Tom Brokaw, Dana Vollmer, Beth Orton
Dave welcomes News anchor Tom Brokaw, U.S. Women's Olympic swimming gold medalist Dana Vollmer, musical guest Beth Orton, and Top Ten List is presented by music…
2012-08-15
111
Tracy Morgan, Erik Kynard, Ben Howard
Dave welcomes actor Tracy Morgan, U.S. Men's Olympic High Jump silver medalist Erik Kynard, and musical guest Ben Howard. Top Ten Things We've Learned About Ma…
2012-08-16
112
Kelsey Grammer, Olivia Munn, Train
An announcement from Augusta National; Obama beer; how Osama bin Laden really died; Dave makes fireworks better; the Mars Curiosity. Top Ten Congressman Kevin …
2012-08-20
113
Bill Hader, Mary-Louise Parker, The Walkmen
Dave welcomes actor/comedian Bill Hader, actress Mary Louise Parker, and musical guest The Walkmen. How bin Laden Really Died; Misbehaving Politicians; a Skate…
2012-08-21
114
Rachel Maddow, Serena Williams, Elle King
Hurricane at the RNC?; "Nobody Cares"; An Apology Template; and the Dave/Trump Thing. TOP TEN: SIGNS YOUR CONGRESSMAN IS AN IDIOT Should Rep. Todd Akin quit t…
2012-08-22
115
Kathy Griffin, Michael Somerville, Josh Turner
How bin Laden really died; RNC advice for fellow Republicans; a Chris Christie non-fat joke; Dave on Trump; a Top Ten List; the Weekend Late Show; and Alan Kalt…
2012-08-23
116
Jake Gyllenhaal, Sharon Osbourne, Neon Trees
Happenings at the Republican National Convention; Lance Armstrong; Roger Clemens; Ann and Mitt Romney Lies; a carrot incident, a Top Ten list; and Andy Kindler …
2012-08-27
117
Amy Adams, Paul Teutul Sr. & Paul Teutul Jr., Hacienda
al-Qaeda Want Ad; a New Romney Campaign Commercial; Paul Ryan and Samuel Skinner at the Convention; Chris Christie's Keynote Address; a Top Ten List; Dave Promo…
2012-08-28
118
Michelle Obama, The Chevin
Dr. Phil's car; get to know Reince; the national debt clock; the Chris Christie Cholesterol Clock; a new Republican commercial; security is tight at the Late Sh…
2012-08-29
119
Bruce Willis, Brian Regan, The Heavy
Dave welcomes actor Bruce Willis, comedian Brian Regan, and musical guests The Heavy. The Late Show's 19th Anniversary; A Greet from a CBS Exec; a Few Looks In…
2012-08-30
120
Claire Danes, Dwyane Wade, Bob Mould
Paul Ryan Not Lying; the New Co-Host at LIVE!; Is the Pressure Getting to Barack?; a Top Ten List; a Barack Obama Unfulfilled Campaign Promise; and Biff Henders…
2012-09-04
121
Emma Watson, Julie Chen, Matchbox Twenty
Political Twins in History; what's happening at the Convention; the new Obama campaign commercial; our team of political analysts standing by; Biff Henderson at…
2012-09-05
122
Howard Stern, Jason Aldean
Dave welcomes Howard Stern and musical guest Jason Aldean. A Mistake at the Convention; a Surprise at the Convention; Biff at the Convention; Weekend Late Show…
2012-09-06
123
Joseph Gordon Levitt, Mindy Kaling, Of Gentlemen and Cowards
Mike Francesca; the Late Show nurse; Who Cares?; a Barack Obama campaign commercial; a new baby; the Late Show softball team; a Top Ten list; Coach's Corner wit…
2012-09-17
124
President Barack Obama
President Barack Obama discusses the comments made by Mitt Romney in a recently released video. Dave wants to keep the vacant chair vacant . . . . just in case…
2012-09-18
125
Michael Strahan, Arthur Meyer
An upset audience guy; an upset Mitt Romney; an upset Alan Kalter; and a Top Ten list. Alan Kalter's beautiful mind tries to figure out how Dave became a Kenne…
2012-09-19
126
Nathan Lane, Ryan Hunter-Reay, The Killers
Great Moments on the Campaign Trail; Obama in the House; an Invitation to Mitt; a Top Ten List; Weekend Late Show; and Jesus is On The Line! TOP TEN: SUGGESTIV…
2012-09-21
127
Steve Martin, Gotye
Dave welcomes actor Steve Martin and musical guest Gotye. Pat Farmer with a question; Slow News Day; What did Dave do during the Emmys; New Books, a Top Ten li…
2012-09-24
128
Stupid Human Tricks, Kaley Cuoco, The Whigs
Something For the Swedes; Alan is Late for the Show; the Obamas on "The View"; Mitt Trying Out Material; Ahmadinejad Drops By; a Top Ten List; and a Phone Call …
2012-09-25
129
David Cameron, Jonny Lee Miller
The U.N. In Memoriam; something for our Dutch friends; more tax returns from Mitt; and a Top Ten list. TOP TEN: WORDS THAT ALMOST RHYME WITH 'MAHMOUD Dave and…
2012-09-26
130
Jimmy Fallon, Neil Young, Lupe Fiasco
Ahmadinejad at the U.N.; a New Mitt Release; Mitt on the Campaign; the Zogby Poll; and a CBS Promo. Jimmy Fallon - star and host of "Late Night with Jimmy Fall…
2012-09-27
131
Regis Philbin, Tom Dreesen, Dwight Yoakam
Ahmadinejad in New York, the ancient papyrus; a Top Ten list; and Dave makes a plea to Mitt. TOP TEN REASONS MITT ROMNEY SHOULD APPEAR ON THE SHOW Our favorit…
2012-09-28
132
Stephen Colbert, Theresa Caputo, Martha Wash
Fox News highlight; Mitt zingers; Memorable Debate Comebacks; Dave's Voter Guide; and a Top Ten list. TOP TEN: WORST POLITICIAN EXCUSES The very funny Mr. Col…
2012-10-01
133
Martin Short, Kat Dennings
Genius Grants; the U.S. Postal Service; a Top Ten List; and a Mitt Romney on the Late Show Simulation. TOP TEN: THINGS OVERHEARD WHEN JUSTIN BIEBER URPED To a…
2012-10-02
134
Tina Fey, Rick Santorum, LP
The new NFL uniforms; American Airlines explains; a debate promo from Telemundo; and a Top Ten list. TOP TEN: SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD DEBATE MODERATOR TINA FEY -…
2012-10-03
135
Craig Ferguson, Anna Kendrick, The Raveonettes
A Debate Highlight; Body Language; Depression Medication; Jim Lehrer: Tough Gig; What's New with Mitt; a Top Ten List; Funding Cut at PBS; a Simulation of Mitt …
2012-10-04
136
Billy Crystal, The Wallflowers
Early Voting; Is a Time Machine Possible?; Results in the Latest Zogby Poll; a Top Ten List; and Weekend Late Show with Bruce and Linda. TOP TEN: THINGS YOU DO…
2012-10-05
137
Jack Hanna, Max Greenfield
Animal expert Jack Hanna; from "New Girl," actor Max Greenfield.
2012-10-08
138
Kevin James, Chris Elliott, Miguel
2012-10-09
139
Salma Hayek Pinault, Nick Offerman, KISS
From "Here Comes the Boom," actress Salma Hayek Pinault; from "Parks and Recreation," actor Nick Offerman; musical guest KISS.
2012-10-10
140
Lucy Liu; Rob Corddry; Daughter
From "Elementary," actress Lucy Liu; actor Rob Corddry; musical guests Daughter.
2012-10-11
141
John Goodman, Jeff Altman, Jamey Johnson with Alison Krauss
From "Trouble with the Curve," actor John Goodman; comic Jeff Altman; musical guests Jamey Johnson with Alison Krauss
2012-10-12
142
Tom Hanks; Tony Bennett
From "Cloud Atlas", actor Tom Hanks; musical guest Tony Bennett.
2012-10-22
143
Taylor Swift; Rachel Maddow
Musical guest Taylor Swift; political journalist Rachel Maddow.
2012-10-23
144
Bill O'Reilly; Nicole Snooki Polizzi; The Lumineers
Journalist Bill O'Reilly; reality television star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi; musical guests The Lumineers.
2012-10-24
145
Donald Trump; Adam Levine; Carly Rae Jepsen
Real estate mogul Donald Trump; from "The Voice," musician Adam Levine; musical guest Carly Rae Jepsen
2012-10-25
146
Dennis Quaid; Krysten Ritter; Diamond Rings
From "Vegas," actor Dennis Quaid; from "Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23," actress Krysten Ritter; musical guests Diamond Rings.
2012-10-26
147
Denzel Washington, Paul Banks
From "Flight," actor Denzel Washington; musical guest Paul Banks
2012-10-29
148
Jim Cantore; Ken Burns; Andrew Bird
Meteorologist Jim Cantore; documentary filmmaker Ken Burns; musical guests St. Vincent and David Byrne (Kate Hudson, from "Glee" Scheduled, cancelled to due to …
2012-10-30
149
Katie Couric; Rita Ora
Talk show host and ABC Special Correspondent Katie Couric; New Halloween Costumes; Musical guest by Rita Ora
2012-10-31
150
Steven Tyler and Joe Perry; Judy Greer; Aerosmith
Musicians Steven Tyler and Joe Perry; actress Judy Greer; musical guests Aerosmith; a Top Ten List presented by Vice President Joe Biden
2012-11-01
151
Jason Sudeikis; Michael Che; Ultraĩsta
From "Saturday Night Live," actor Jason Sudeikis; comic Michael Che; musical guests Ultraĩsta
2012-11-02
152
Ricky Gervais; Simon Helberg; Ty Segall
From "The Big Bang Theory," actor Simon Helberg; actor/comic Ricky Gervais; musical guest Ty Segall.
2012-11-05
153
Brian Williams; Ne-Yo
News anchor Brian Williams; musical guest Ne-Yo
2012-11-07
154
Robin Williams; Lianne La Havas
Actor Robin Williams; a Top Ten List presented by Homer Simpson from "The Simpsons"; musical guest Lianne La Havas
2012-11-08
155
Anderson Cooper; Myq Kaplan; Alberta Cross
Journalist and talk show host Anderson Cooper; Comic Myq Kaplan; musical guests Alberta Cross
2012-11-09
156
Bradley Cooper; Robert Klein; Soundgarden
From "Silver Linings Playbook," actor Bradley Cooper; comic Robert Klein; musical guests Soundgarden
2012-11-12
157
Julianna Margulies; Mumford & Sons
rom "The Good Wife," actress Julianna Margulies; Stupid Pet Tricks; musical guests Mumford & Sons
2012-11-13
158
Alec Baldwin; Dirty Projectors
From "30 Rock," actor Alec Baldwin; musical guests Dirty Projectors
2012-11-14
159
Zooey Deschanel; Lisa Lampanelli; Donald Fagen
From "New Girl," actress Zooey Deschanel; comic Lisa Lampanelli; musical guest Donald Fagen
2012-11-15
160
Dr. Phil McGraw; Carmen Lynch; Divine Fits
Talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw; comic Carmen Lynch; musical guest Divine Fits
2012-11-16
161
Jessica Biel; Pete Townshend; Philip Phillips
From "Playing for Keeps," actress Jessica Biel; musician Pete Townshend; musical guest Philip Phillips; Top Ten by Pail Rudd
2012-11-19
162
Amy Poehler; Josh Hutcherson; Tegan and Sara
From "Parks and Recreation," actress Amy Poehler; from "Red Dawn," actor Josh Hutcherson; musical guests Tegan and Sara; Special Top Ten list presented by NASCA…
2012-11-20
163
Scarlett Johansson; Willie Nelson; Gary Clark Jr.
From "Hitchcock," actress Scarlett Johansson; musician Willie Nelson; musical guest Gary Clark Jr.
2012-11-21
164
Led Zeppelin; John Krasinski; Paloma Faith
Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin, honorees at "The 35th Annual Kennedy Center Honors"; from "The Office," actor John Krasinski; mu…
2012-12-03
165
Matt Damon; Martin Freeman; JD McPherson
From "Promised Land," actor Matt Damon; from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey," actor Martin Freeman; musical guest J.D. McPherson
2012-12-04
166
Albert Brooks; Diana Krall
From "This is 40," actor Albert Brooks; musical guests Diana Krall
2012-12-05
167
Bill Murray; Vintage Trouble
From "Hyde Park on Hudson," actor Bill Murray; musical guests Vintage Trouble
2012-12-06
168
Dustin Hoffman; One Direction
Actor Dustin Hoffman, an honoree at "The 35th Annual Kennedy Center Honors"; musical guests One Direction
2012-12-07
169
Anne Hathaway; Jake Johnson; “The President's Own” United States Marine Band
From "Les Miserables," actress Anne Hathaway; from "New Girl," actor Jake Johnson; a Top Ten List presented by the 2012 Heisman Trophy winner; musical guests "T…
2012-12-10
170
Amanda Seyfried; Natalia Makarova; Awolnation
From "Les Miserables," actress Amanda Seyfried; ballerina Natalia Makarova, honoree at "35th Annual Kennedy Center Honors"; musical guests Awolnation; a Top Ten…
2012-12-11
171
Billy Crystal; James Balong; Grizzly Bear
From "Parental Guidance," actor Billy Crystal; photographer James Balog; musical guests Grizzly Bear
2012-12-12
172
Jamie Foxx; Julie Chen; DIIV
From "Django Unchained," actor Jamie Foxx; from "The Talk," co-host Julie Chen; musical guests DIIV
2012-12-13
173
Samuel L. Jackson; Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen; Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
From "Django Unchained," actor Samuel L. Jackson; from "Portlandia," actors Carrie Brownstein & Fred Armisen; Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit perform
2012-12-14
174
Tom Cruise; MNDR
From "Jack Reacher," actor Tom Cruise; musical guests MNDR
2012-12-17
175
Paul Rudd; Alicia Keys
From "This Is 40," actor Paul Rudd; musical guest Alicia Keys
2012-12-18
176
Seth Rogen; John Witherspoon
From "The Guilt Trip," actor Seth Rogen; Christmas Toys; comic John Witherspoon
2012-12-19
177
Katie Holmes; Jon Bon Jovi
Actress Katie Holmes; musical guest Jon Bon Jovi
2012-12-20
178
Naomi Watts; Jay Thomas; Darlene Love
From "The Impossible," actress Naomi Watts; actor Jay Thomas; musical guest Darlene Love
2012-12-21
Season 20 · 2013 · 179 episodes
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1
Kathy Griffin; Chris Pratt; Big Boi
Comic Kathy Griffin; from "Zero Dark Thirty", actor Chris Pratt; Big Boi performs.
2013-01-02
2
Regis Philbin; Zedd
TV personality Regis Philbin; musical guest Zedd.
2013-01-03
3
Tracy Morgan; Marv Albert; Everest
From "30 Rock", actor Tracy Morgan; sportscaster Marv Albert; musical guests Everest.
2013-01-04
4
Michael Strahan; Jessica Chastain; Conor Maynard
Talk show host Michael Strahan; from "Zero Dark Thirty", actress Jessica Chastain; musical guest Conor Maynard.
2013-01-07
5
Brian Williams; Morrissey
News anchor Brian Williams; musical guest Morrissey.
2013-01-08
6
Josh Brolin; Kathryn Bigelow; Ray Wylie Hubbard
From "Gangster Squad", actor Josh Brolin; from "Zero Dark Thirty", director Kathryn Bigelow; musical guest Ray Wylie Hubbard.
2013-01-09
7
Michael J. Fox; Lena Dunham
Actor Michael J. Fox; from "Girls", actress Lena Dunham.
2013-01-10
8
Catherine Zeta-Jones; Allison Williams; Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
From "Broken City", actress Catherine Zeta-Jones; from "Girls", actress Allison Williams; musical guests Jon Spencer Blues Explosion.
2013-01-11
9
Charlie Sheen; Phil Simms; José James
From "Anger Management", actor Charlie Sheen; CBS Sports commentator and former NFL quarterback Phil Simms; musical guest José James.
2013-01-14
10
Jennifer Lawrence; Alan Zweibel; A$AP Rocky
Actress Jennifer Lawrence; author Alan Zweibel; musical guest A$AP Rocky.
2013-01-15
11
Kim & Kourtney Kardashian; Buddy Guy
Reality TV personalities Kim & Kourtney Kardashian; musical guest Buddy Guy.
2013-01-16
12
Jeremy Renner; Jack Hanna
From "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters", actor Jeremy Renner; animal expert Jack Hanna.
2013-01-17
13
Kevin Bacon; Brian Kiley; The Amazing
From "The Following", actor Kevin Bacon; comic Brian Kiley; musical guests The Amazing.
2013-01-18
14
Melissa McCarthy; David Morrissey; David Byrne & St. Vincent
From "Mike & Molly", actress Melissa McCarthy; from "The Walking Dead", actor David Morrissey; musical guests David Byrne & St. Vincent.
2013-01-28
15
Sylvester Stallone; Al Gore
From "Bullet to the Head", actor Sylvester Stallone; former U.S. Vice President Al Gore.
2013-01-29
16
Jason Bateman; Alison Brie; Shovels & Rope
From "Identity Thief", actor Jason Bateman; from "Community", actress Alison Brie; musical guests Shovels & Rope.
2013-01-30
17
Al Pacino; Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Fom "Stand Up Guys", actor Al Pacino; musical guests Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.
2013-01-31
18
Kevin Spacey; Nick Griffin; Emeli Sandé
From "House of Cards", actor Kevin Spacey; comic Nick Griffin; musical guest Emeli Sandé.
2013-02-01
19
Gov. Chris Christie; Joe Flacco; Cody Ray Slaughter
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie; Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Cody Ray Slaughter.
2013-02-04
20
Eric Stonestreet; Christopher “Mad Dog” Russo; Brandon Bennett; Norman, the Bicycle-Riding Dog
From "Modern Family", actor Eric Stonestreet; Trick: Norman will ride a scooter; from Sirius XM Radio, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo; a performance by Elvis tribute art…
2013-02-05
21
Joel McHale; Amy Sedaris; Justin Shandor
From "Community", actor and TV host Joel McHale; actress and comedienne Amy Sedaris; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Justin Shandor.
2013-02-06
22
Sally Field; John Harbaugh; Shawn Klush
Actress Sally Field; Baltimore Ravens' John Harbaugh; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Shawn Klush.
2013-02-07
23
Pauley Perrette; Jake Johannsen; Ben Portsmouth
From "NCIS", actress Pauley Perrette; comedian Jake Johannsen; a performance by Elvis tribute artist Ben Portsmouth.
2013-02-08
24
Bill O'Reilly; S.I. Swimsuit Models; The Avett Brothers
Talk show host Bill O'Reilly; a Top Ten List presented by ten 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models and the 2013 S.I. Swimsuit cover model reveal; musical gue…
2013-02-11
25
Bruce Willis; Kate Upton; Little Big Town
From "A Good Day to Die Hard", actor Bruce Willis; 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model Kate Upton; musical guests Little Big Town.
2013-02-12
26
Staff Sgt. Clinton Romesha; AnnaSophia Robb; Robert DeLong
Medal of Honor recipient Staff Sgt. Clinton Romesha; from "The Carrie Diaries", actress AnnaSophia Robb; musical guest Robert DeLong. Quvenzhané Wallis preempt…
2013-02-13
27
Jerry Seinfeld; Dave Grohl & the Sound City Players with Stevie Nicks
Comic Jerry Seinfeld; musician Dave Grohl; musical guests Dave Grohl & the Sound City Players with Stevie Nicks.
2013-02-14
28
Helen Hunt; Jeff Caldwell; The Maccabees
From "Decoding Annie Parker", actress Helen Hunt; comic Jeff Caldwell; musical guests The Maccabees.
2013-02-15
29
David Spade; Kenny Licklider; Aaron Neville
From "Rules of Engagement", actor and comedian David Spade; dog trainer/reality TV personality Kenny Licklider; musical guest Aaron Neville.
2013-02-18
30
Michelle Williams; Chris O'Donnell; von Grey
From "Oz the Great and Powerful", actress Michelle Williams; from "NCIS: Los Angeles", actor Chris O'Donnell; musical guests von Grey.
2013-02-19
31
Hugh Jackman; Zosia Mamet; The Americans
Actor Hugh Jackman; from "Girls", actress Zosia Mamet; musical guests The Americans.
2013-02-20
32
Johnny Depp; Bill Carter and The Blame
Stupid Human Tricks; actor Johnny Depp; musical performance by Bill Carter and The Blame.
2013-02-21
33
Luke Wilson; Dan Mintz; Imagine Dragons
Actor Luke Wilson; comic Dan Mintz; musical performance by Imagine Dragons.
2013-02-22
34
Alec Baldwin; Emmylou Harris with Rodney Crowell
From "AmeriQua", actor Alec Baldwin; musical guests Emmylou Harris with Rodney Crowell.
2013-02-25
35
Joan Rivers; Jimmie Johnson; Kendrick Lamar
Comic Joan Rivers; Daytona 500 winner Jimmie Johnson; musical guest Kendrick Lamar.
2013-02-26
36
Tina Fey; Jesse Tyler Ferguson; Solange
Actress and writer Tina Fey; from "Modern Family", actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson; musical guest Solange.
2013-02-27
37
Michael Bloomberg; Depeche Mode
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg; musical guests Depeche Mode.
2013-03-11
38
Steve Carell; Emilia Clarke; Josh Ritter
From "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", actor Steve Carell; from "Game of Thrones", actress Emilia Clarke; musical guest Josh Ritter.
2013-03-12
39
Jim Carrey; Richard Thompson
From "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone", actor & comedian Jim Carrey; musical guest Richard Thompson.
2013-03-13
40
Gerard Butler; Elizabeth Cook
From "Olympus Has Fallen", actor Gerard Butler; musical guest Elizabeth Cook
2013-03-14
41
Seth Meyers; Demetri Martin; Dropkick Murphys
From "Saturday Night Live", comedian & writer Seth Meyers; comic Demetri Martin; musical guests Dropkick Murphys.
2013-03-15
42
Selena Gomez; Bob Sarlatte; Killer Mike
Actress Selena Gomez; comic Bob Sarlatte; musical guest Killer Mike.
2013-03-18
43
Bill Cosby; Mikaela Shiffrin; Garbage
Comic Bill Cosby; U.S. skier Mikaela Shiffrin; musical guests Garbage.
2013-03-19
44
Eva Mendes; Andy Hendrickson; The Airborne Toxic Event
Actress Eva Mendes; a Top Ten List presented by IndyCar driver Graham Rahal; comic Andy Hendrickson; musical guests The Airborne Toxic Event.
2013-03-20
45
James Franco; Andrew Borracchini; Ed Sheeran
From "Oz the Great and Powerful" and "Spring Breakers", actor James Franco; national grocery bagging champion Andrew Borracchini; music by Ed Sheeran.
2013-03-25
46
Brian Williams; Pegi Young & The Survivors
News anchor Brian Williams; musical guests Pegi Young & The Survivors.
2013-03-26
47
Gary Gulman; Wavves
Comic Gary Gulman; musical guests Wavves.
2013-03-27
48
Shia LaBeouf; Jeff Altman; The Band Perry
From "The Company You Keep", actor Shia LaBeouf; comic Jeff Altman; musical guests The Band Perry.
2013-04-01
49
Regis Philbin; Broadway musical “Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella”
Talk show legend Regis Philbin; a performance from the Broadway musical "Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella".
2013-04-02
50
Louis C.K.; Rachel Maddow; The Flaming Lips
Comic Louis C.K.; talk show host Rachel Maddow; musical guests The Flaming Lips.
2013-04-03
51
Martin Short; Tyler, the Creator
Actor/comedian Martin Short; musical guest Tyler, the Creator; a top ten list with Kevin Ware.
2013-04-04
52
Chelsea Handler; Ross Bennett; Yeah Yeah Yeahs
From "Chelsea Lately", talk show host Chelsea Handler; comic Ross Bennett; musical guests Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
2013-04-05
53
Lindsay Lohan; Pete Lee; Gary Clark Jr.
From "Scary Movie 5", actress Lindsay Lohan; comic Pete Lee; musical guest Gary Clark Jr.
2013-04-09
54
Harrison Ford; Rita Wilson; Jake Bugg
From "42", actor Harrison Ford; actress Rita Wilson; musical guest Jake Bugg.
2013-04-10
55
Matthew McConaughey; Ryan Lochte; Steve Earle & The Dukes (& Duchess)
From "Mud", actor Matthew McConaughey; Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte; musical guests Steve Earle & The Dukes (& Duchess).
2013-04-22
56
Steve Martin; Edie Brickell; Jenna Fischer
Actor Steve Martin; musician Edie Brickell; from "The Office", actress Jenna Fischer; musical guests Steve Martin & Edie Brickell.
2013-04-23
57
Kate Hudson; A.J. Clemente; Selena Gomez
From "The Reluctant Fundamentalist", actress Kate Hudson; former KFYR-TV anchor A.J. Clemente; musical guest Selena Gomez.
2013-04-24
58
Jim Parsons; Snoop Lion
From "The Big Bang Theory", actor Jim Parsons; musical guest Snoop Lion; a Top Ten List presented by Barry Sanders, the cover athlete of the Madden 25 video gam…
2013-04-25
59
Jon Hamm; Ricky Jay; The So So Glos
From "Mad Men", actor Jon Hamm; from "Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay", magician Ricky Jay; musical guests The So So Glos.
2013-04-26
60
Mindy Kaling; Nada Bakos; Ben Harper with Charlie Musselwhite
From "The Mindy Project", actress Mindy Kaling; from documentary "Manhunt", former CIA analyst & targeting officer Nada Bakos; musical guest Ben Harper with Cha…
2013-04-29
61
Dr. Phil McGraw; Chris O'Dowd; Phoenix
Talk show host Dr. Phil McGraw; from "Family Tree", actor Chris O'Dowd; musical guests Phoenix.
2013-04-30
62
Tobey Maguire; Tom Odell
From "The Great Gatsby", actor Tobey Maguire; Stupid Pet Tricks; musical guest Tom Odell.
2013-05-01
63
Paris Hilton; Miriam Tucker; Atlas Genius
From "Bling Ring", Paris Hilton; Miriam Tucker (swallowed and recovered a $5,000 diamond); musical guests Atlas Genius.
2013-05-02
64
Nathan Lane; Joe Matarese; Kacey Musgraves
From "The English Teacher" and Broadway's "The Nance", actor Nathan Lane; comic Joe Matarese; musical guest Kacey Musgraves.
2013-05-03
65
John Krasinski; Kerry Washington; James Blake
From "The Office", actor John Krasinski; from "Scandal", actress Kerry Washington; musical guest James Blake.
2013-05-06
66
Zooey Deschanel; Jim Gaffigan; Pistol Annies; Todd Rundgren
From "New Girl", actress Zooey Deschanel; comic Jim Gaffigan; musical guests Pistol Annies; sitting in musician Todd Rundgren.
2013-05-07
67
Michael Strahan; Alyson Hannigan; Natalie Maines
From "Live! With Kelly and Michael", host Michael Strahan; from "How I Met Your Mother", actress Alyson Hannigan; musical guest Natalie Maines.
2013-05-08
68
Jack Hanna; Benedict Cumberbatch
Animal expert Jack Hanna; from "Star Trek: Into Darkness", actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2013-05-09
69
Chris Pine; Tom Dreesen; She & Him
From "Star Trek: Into Darkness", actor Chris Pine; comic Tom Dreesen; musical guests She & Him.
2013-05-10
70
Mark Harmon; Amy Schumer; Luke Bryan
From "NCIS", actor Mark Harmon; from "Inside Amy Schumer", comedienne Amy Schumer; musical guest Luke Bryan.
2013-05-13
71
Tom Hanks; cast of “Pippin”
From the Broadway play "Lucky Guy", actor Tom Hanks; a performance by the cast of Broadway musical "Pippin".
2013-05-14
72
Ed Helms; Hoda Kotb; Brad Paisley
From "The Hangover Part III", actor Ed Helms; talk show host Hoda Kotb; musical guest Brad Paisley.
2013-05-15
73
Barbara Walters; Jesse Eisenberg; MS MR
Journalist Barbara Walters; from "Now You See Me", actor Jesse Eisenberg; musical guests MS MR.
2013-05-16
74
Will Arnett; Trevor Noah; Kurt Vile
From "Arrested Development" and the new CBS series "The Millers", actor Will Arnett; comic Trevor Noah; musical guest Kurt Vile.
2013-05-17
75
Will Smith; The National
From "After Earth", actor Will Smith; musical guests The National.
2013-05-20
76
Jason Bateman; Piedmont bird callers; John Fogerty
From "Arrested Development", actor Jason Bateman; Piedmont bird callers; musical guest John Fogerty; surprise guest Tom Hanks plugs his Broadway play during the…
2013-05-21
77
Woody Harrelson; Tommy Johnagin; John Fogerty with Dawes
From "Now You See Me", actor Woody Harrelson; comic Tommy Johnagin; musical guests John Fogerty with Dawes.
2013-05-22
78
Neil Patrick Harris; Tony Kanaan; Frank Turner
Host of the 67th Annual Tony Awards, Neil Patrick Harris; 2013 Indianapolis 500 winner Tony Kanaan; musical guest Frank Turner.
2013-06-03
79
Nathan Fillion; John Oliver; Local Natives
From "Castle", actor Nathan Fillion; from "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart", comic John Oliver; a Top Ten List presented by Joan Rivers; musical guests Local Na…
2013-06-04
80
Johnny Galecki; John Mellencamp & Stephen King; Queens of the Stone Age
From "The Big Bang Theory", actor Johnny Galecki; from the play "Ghost Brothers of Darkland County", musician John Mellencamp and author Stephen King; musical g…
2013-06-05
81
Vince Vaughn; Andy Kindler; Queens of the Stone Age
From "The Internship", actor Vince Vaughn; comic Andy Kindler; musical guests Queens of the Stone Age.
2013-06-06
82
Russell Brand; Michael Shannon; Haim
From "Despicable Me 2", actor & comic Russell Brand; from "Man of Steel", actor Michael Shannon; musical guests Haim.
2013-06-10
83
Dana Carvey; Nick Robinson; cast of “Matilda”
Actor & comic Dana Carvey; from "The Kings of Summer" and "Melissa & Joey", actor Nick Robinson; a performance by the cast of Broadway musical "Matilda".
2013-06-11
84
Tom Brokaw; Darlene Love
News anchor Tom Brokaw; interview with and musical performance by Darlene Love.
2013-06-12
85
Harry Connick, Jr.; Dylan Moran
Interview with and musical performance by Harry Connick, Jr.; a Top Ten List presented by members of the U.S. Army; comic Dylan Moran.
2013-06-13
86
Bill O'Reilly; Greta Gerwig; Quadron
Journalist Bill O'Reilly; from "Frances Ha", actress Greta Gerwig; musical guests Quadron.
2013-06-17
87
Don Rickles; Nick Cannon; Tom Keifer
Comic Don Rickles; from "America's Got Talent", host Nick Cannon; musical guest Tom Keifer.
2013-06-18
88
Jeff Daniels; Ken Jeong; Jim James
From "The Newsroom", actor Jeff Daniels; from "Despicable Me 2", actor Ken Jeong; musical guest Jim James.
2013-06-19
89
John Travolta; Chris DiStefano; Japandroids
From "Killing Season", actor John Travolta; comic Chris DiStefano; musical guests Japandroids.
2013-06-20
90
Melissa McCarthy; Idris Elba; Dale Watson and His Lone Stars
From "The Heat", actress Melissa McCarthy; from "Pacific Rim", actor Idris Elba; musical guests Dale Watson and His Lone Stars.
2013-06-24
91
Channing Tatum; Tim DeChristopher; Fitz and The Tantrums
From "White House Down", actor Channing Tatum; activist Tim DeChristopher; musical guests Fitz and The Tantrums.
2013-06-25
92
Jamie Foxx; Patrick Kane; Wale
From "White House Down", actor Jamie Foxx; Stanley Cup MVP Patrick Kane; a Top Ten List presented by Backstreet Boys; musical guest Wale.
2013-06-26
93
Johnny Depp; Marc Maron; Dawes
From "The Lone Ranger", actor Johnny Depp; from "Maron", comedian Marc Maron; musical guests Dawes.
2013-06-27
94
Michael Cera; Martha Stewart; Ra Ra Riot
From "Crystal Fairy", actor Michael Cera; "Living the Good Life" author Martha Stewart; musical guests Ra Ra Riot .
2013-07-08
95
Adam Sandler; Joseph Arthur
From "Grown Ups 2", actor/comedian Adam Sandler; musical guest Joseph Arthur.
2013-07-09
96
Salma Hayek Pinault; Tony Hale; Houndmouth
From "Grown Ups 2", actress Salma Hayek Pinault; from "Veep" and "Arrested Development", actor Tony Hale; musical guests Houndmouth.
2013-07-10
97
Kevin James; Shaun White; Darius Rucker
From "Grown Ups 2", actor Kevin James; snowboarder Shaun White; musical guest Darius Rucker.
2013-07-11
98
Bruce Willis; Bud Selig; Valerie Simpson
From "Red 2", star Bruce Willis; MLB commissioner Bud Selig; musical guest Valerie Simpson.
2013-07-15
99
Bill Maher; Poppy Montgomery; Pokey LaFarge
From "Real Time with Bill Maher", host Bill Maher; from "Unforgettable", actress Poppy Montgomery; musical guest Pokey LaFarge.
2013-07-16
100
Brian Williams; Court Yard Hounds
From "Nightly News with Brian Williams", anchor Brian Williams; musical guests Court Yard Hounds.
2013-07-17
101
Liev Schreiber; Adam Newman; Cold War Kids
From "Ray Donovan", actor Liev Schreiber; comedian Adam Newman; musical guests Cold War Kids.
2013-07-18
102
Cate Blanchett; Aisha Tyler; Franz Ferdinand
From "Blue Jasmine", actress Cate Blanchett; from "The Talk", co-host Aisha Tyler; musical guests Franz Ferdinand.
2013-07-22
103
Hugh Jackman; Lisa Kudrow; Jason Isbell
From "The Wolverine", actor Hugh Jackman; from "Web Therapy", actress Lisa Kudrow; musician Jason Isbell performs.
2013-07-23
104
Jason Sudeikis; Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
From "We're the Millers", actor Jason Sudeikis; musical guests Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros.
2013-07-24
105
Regis Philbin; Terry Fator
TV personality Regis Philbin; ventriloquist Terry Fator.
2013-07-25
106
Denzel Washington; James McCartney
From "2 Guns", actor Denzel Washington; musical guest James McCartney.
2013-07-29
107
Bryan Cranston; Amanda Seyfried; Michael Franti & Spearhead
From "Breaking Bad", actor Bryan Cranston; from "Lovelace", Amanda Seyfried; musicial guests Michael Franti & Spearhead.
2013-07-30
108
Matt Damon; Hanni El Khatib
From "Elysium", actor Matt Damon; musical guest Hanni El Khatib.
2013-07-31
109
Oprah Winfrey; Paul Rudd
TV icon and actress Oprah Winfrey discusses "The Butler"; from "Anchorman: The Legend Continues", actor Paul Rudd.
2013-08-01
110
Olivia Wilde; Dean Norris; John Mayer
From "Drinking Buddies", actress Olivia Wilde; from "Under the Dome", actor Dean Norris; musical guest John Mayer.
2013-08-19
111
Louis C.K.; Hugh Evans; John Legend
Comedian and star of "Louie", Louis C.K.; from The Global Citizen Festival, humanitarian Hugh Evans; musical guest John Legend.
2013-08-20
112
Tina Fey; Valerie June
Actress and comedian Tina Fey; musical guest Valerie June.
2013-08-21
113
Serena Williams; Sean Donnelly; MGMT
Tennis champion Serena Williams; comedian Sean Donnelly; musical guests MGMT.
2013-08-22
114
Patrick Dempsey; Amy Sedaris; Laura Marling
From "Ushi Must Marry", actor Patrick Dempsey; actress and writer Amy Sedaris; musical guest Laura Marling.
2013-08-26
115
Anderson Cooper; Olivia Munn; Robert Randolph & The Family Band
Journalist Anderson Cooper; from "The Newsroom", actress Olivia Munn; musical guests Robert Randolph & The Family Band.
2013-08-27
116
Staff Sgt. Ty Carter; Hayden Panettiere; In the Valley Below
Medal of Honor recipient Staff Sgt. Ty Carter; from "Nashville", actress Hayden Panettiere; musical guests In the Valley Below.
2013-08-28
117
Bill Murray; Lenny Kravitz & Gladys Knight
Dave celebrates the Late Show and its 20 years and 3,897 episodes with a look back at the past with actor Bill Murray; musical guests Lenny Kravitz & Gladys Kni…
2013-08-29
118
Jake Gyllenhaal; Julie Chen; The Dodos
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal; host of "Big Brother" and co-host of "The Talk", producer Julie Chen; musical guests The Dodos.
2013-09-03
119
Tim Robbins; Herm Edwards; Passion Pit
From "Thanks for Sharing", actor Tim Robbins; football commentator Herm Edwards; musical guests Passion Pit.
2013-09-04
120
Queen Latifah; Jake Johnson; TV on the Radio
From "Teach", host and actress Queen Latifah; from "New Girl", actor Jake Johnson; musical guests TV on the Radio.
2013-09-05
121
Arsenio Hall; Dan Naturman; Laura Mvula
From "The Arsenio Hall Show", host and actor/comedian Arsenio Hall; stand-up from Dan Naturman; musical guest Laura Mvula.
2013-09-06
122
Ricky Gervais; Rahm Emanuel; Janelle Monae
From "Derek", creator and actor Ricky Gervais; Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel; musical guest Janelle Monae.
2013-09-09
123
Billy Crystal; Sheryl Crow
From "Monsters University", actor Billy Crystal; musical guest Sheryl Crow.
2013-09-10
124
Joseph Gordon-Levitt; Keith Olbermann; Keith Urban
From "Don Jon", director and actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt; talk show host Keith Olbermann; musical guest Keith Urban.
2013-09-11
125
Alec Baldwin; Toni Collette
Actor Alec Baldwin; from "Hostages", actress Toni Collette.
2013-09-12
126
Dr. Phil McGraw; Tom Dreesen
From "Dr. Phil", self-help guru Dr. Phil McGraw; comic Tom Dreesen.
2013-09-13
127
President Bill Clinton; Tired Pony
Former President of the United States, Bill Clinton; musical guests Tired Pony.
2013-09-23
128
Cher
Interview with and musical performance by Cher. Lizzy Caplan preempted.
2013-09-24
129
Robin Williams; Lizzy Caplan; Icona Pop
From "The Crazy Ones", actor Robin Williams; from "Masters of Sex", actress Lizzy Caplan; an opera Top Ten List presented by soprano Renée Fleming; musical gues…
2013-09-25
130
Bono; Johnny Galecki; Kings of Leon
Musician and humanitarian Bono; from "CBGB" and "The Big Bang Theory", actor Johnny Galecki; musical guests Kings of Leon.
2013-09-26
131
Steve Martin; Kathleen Madigan; The Kruger Brothers with Steve Martin
Legendary comedic actor and musician Steve Martin; stand-up comedy by Kathleen Madigan; musican guests The Kruger Brothers with Steve Martin.
2013-09-27
132
Sean Hayes; Sting
From "Sean Saves the World", actor Sean Hayes; musical guest Sting.
2013-09-30
133
Sarah Michelle Gellar; Nick Offerman; First Aid Kit
From "The Crazy Ones", actress Sarah Michelle Gellar; from "Parks and Recreation", actor Nick Offerman; musical guests First Aid Kit.
2013-10-01
134
Kerry Washington; Ariel Tweto; Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band
From "Scandal", actress Kerry Washington; from "Flying Wild Alaska", TV personality Ariel Tweto; musical guests Yoko One & The Flaming Lips (as Yoko Ono Plastic…
2013-10-02
135
Brian Williams; a performance from the film “Muscle Shoals”
Stupid Human Tricks; TV anchor Brian Williams; a performance from the film "Muscle Shoals".
2013-10-03
136
Tom Selleck; Michael Somerville; Albert Hammond Jr.
From "Blue Bloods", actor Tom Selleck; stand-up comedy by Michael Somerville; musical guest Albert Hammond Jr.
2013-10-04
137
Tom Hanks; Two Door Cinema Club
From "Captain Phillips", actor Tom Hanks; Siri Top Ten; musical guests Two Door Cinema Club.
2013-10-07
138
Seth Meyers; Michael Fassbender; Amos Lee
From "The Awesomes" and "Saturday Night Live", comedic actor Seth Meyers; from "The Counselor", actor Michael Fassbender; musical guest Amos Lee.
2013-10-08
139
Lucy Liu; Mark Jacobson; The Weeknd
From "Elementary", actress Lucy Liu; civil engineering professor Mark Jacobson; musical guest The Weeknd.
2013-10-09
140
Jack Hanna; Kunal Nayyar
Animal expert Jack Hanna; from "The Big Bang Theory", actor Kunal Nayyar.
2013-10-10
141
Michael Strahan; Simon Amstell; Cage the Elephant
Talk show host and Football commentator Michael Strahan; stand-up comedy by Simon Amstell; musical guests Cage the Elephant.
2013-10-11
142
Ray Romano; James Franco
From "Parenthood", actor and comedian Ray Romano; from "As I Lay Dying", actor James Franco; Top Ten list presented by Madison Square Garden legends.
2013-10-14
143
Sylvester Stallone; Anna Faris; Deltron 3030
From "The Expendables 3", director and actor Sylvester Stallone; from "Mom", actress Anna Faris; musical guests Deltron 3030.
2013-10-15
144
Bill O'Reilly; The Head and the Heart
TV host Bill O'Reilly; musical guests The Head and the Heart.
2013-10-16
145
Donald Trump; Selena Gomez
Real estate mogul Donald Trump; musical guest Selena Gomez.
2013-10-17
146
Barbara Walters; Steve Young; White Denim
From "The View", co-host Barbara Walters; author Steve Young; musical guests White Denim.
2013-10-18
147
Charles Barkley; Lindsey Vonn; King Krule
Basketball legend and commentator Charles Barkley; skiing champion Lindsey Vonn; musical guest King Krule.
2013-10-28
148
Rob Lowe; Scott Dixon; Alan Jackson
From "Parks and Recreation", actor Rob Lowe; the 2013 Indy Car Champion, Scott Dixon; musical guest Alan Jackson.
2013-10-29
149
Will Arnett; Clive Davis; The Avett Brothers
From "The Millers", actor Will Arnett; author of "The Soundtrack of My Life", Clive Davis; musical guests The Avett Brothers.
2013-10-30
150
Harrison Ford; Holy Ghost!
The Late Show's annual Halloween costume show; from "Ender's Game", actor Harrison Ford; musical guests Holy Ghost! perform.
2013-10-31
151
Morgan Freeman; Brian Regan; Frightened Rabbit
From "Last Vegas", actor Morgan Freeman; stand-up comedy by Brian Regan; musical guests Frightened Rabbit.
2013-11-01
152
Woody Harrelson; David Ortiz; The Wanted
From "Out of the Furnace", actor Woody Harrelson; from World Series champion Boston Red Sox, MVP David Ortiz; musical guests The Wanted.
2013-11-04
153
Kathy Griffin; Bruce McCall; J. Cole
Actress and comedienne Kathy Griffin; author Bruce McCall; musical guest J. Cole; and a Top Ten List presented by Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
2013-11-05
154
Natalie Portman; Chris Elliott; James Blunt
From "Thor: The Dark World", actress Natalie Portman; from "Eagleheart", actor and comedian Chris Elliott; musical guest James Blunt.
2013-11-06
155
Kelly Ripa; Cobie Smulders; Gary Clark Jr.
From "Live! With Kelly and Michael", talk show host Kelly Ripa; from "How I Met Your Mother", actress Cobie Smulders; musicial guest Gary Clark Jr.
2013-11-07
156
Tom Brokaw; Rhys Darby; Black Joe Lewis
News anchor Tom Brokaw; stand-up comedy by Rhys Darby; musical guest Black Joe Lewis.
2013-11-08
157
Julianna Margulies; Gen. Ray Odierno; Moon Taxi
From "The Good Wife", actress Julianna Margulies; Army Chief of Staff General Ray Odierno; musical guests Moon Taxi.
2013-11-11
158
Michael J. Fox; Lorde
From "The Michael J. Fox Show", actor Michael J. Fox; musical guest Lorde.
2013-11-12
159
Samuel L. Jackson; Chris Matthews
From "Oldboy", actor Samuel L. Jackson; journalist Chris Matthews.
2013-11-13
160
Claire Danes; Will Forte; Metric
From "Homeland", actress Claire Danes; from "Nebraska", actor Will Forte; musical guests Metric.
2013-11-14
161
Connie Britton; Lady Antebellum
From "Nashville", actress Connie Britton; Stupid Pet Tricks; musical guests Lady Antebellum.
2013-11-15
162
Vince Vaughn; Jimmie Johnson; Luscious Jackson
From "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues", actor Vince Vaughn; 2013 NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Champion, Jimmie Johnson; musical guests Luscious Jackson.
2013-11-18
163
Anderson Cooper; Jesse Tyler Ferguson; The Neighbourhood
Author and jounalist Anderson Cooper; from "Modern Family", actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson; musical guests The Neighbourhood.
2013-11-19
164
Jennifer Lawrence; Taraji P. Henson
From "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire", actress Jennifer Lawrence; from "Person of Interest", actress Taraji P. Henson.
2013-11-20
165
Jonah Hill; Chiwetel Ejiofor; J. Roddy Walston and The Business
From "The Wolf of Wall Street", actor Jonah Hill; from "12 Years a Slave", actor Chiwetel Ejiofor; musical guests J. Roddy Walston and The Business.
2013-11-21
166
Howard Stern; Adrienne Iapalucci
Radio talk show host Howard Stern; stand-up comedy by Adrienne Iapalucci.
2013-11-22
167
Josh Hutcherson; Chris “Mad Dog” Russo; Sky Ferreira
From "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire", actor Josh Hutcherson; sportscaster Chris “Mad Dog” Russo; musical guest Sky Ferreira.
2013-11-25
168
Martha Stewart; Pitbull
TV personality and style expert Martha Stewart; musical guest Pitbull.
2013-11-26
169
John Goodman; Kevin McCaffrey; Iggy Azalea with T.I.
From "Inside Llewyn Davis" and "Alpha House", actor John Goodman; stand-up comedy by Kevin McCaffrey; musical guests Iggy Azalea with T.I.
2013-11-27
170
Stephen Colbert; Sir Ian McKellen; Chvrches
From "The Colbert Report", host Stephen Colbert; from "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", actor Sir Ian McKellen; musical guests Chvrches.
2013-12-09
171
Billy Crystal; Julie Chen; ZZ Ward
Actor and comedian Billy Crystal; from "The Talk", co-host Julie Chen; musical guest ZZ Ward.
2013-12-10
172
Emma Thompson; Andy Cohen; Nick Lowe
From "Saving Mr. Banks", actress Emma Thompson; singer Josh Groban presents the Top Ten List; comedian Andy Cohen; musical guest Nick Lowe.
2013-12-11
173
Julia Roberts; Glen Hansard
From "August: Osage County", actress Julia Roberts; musical guest Glen Hansard.
2013-12-12
174
Regis Philbin; John Witherspoon; Seasick Steve
Talk show host Regis Philbin; stand-up comedy by John Witherspoon; musical guest Seasick Steve.
2013-12-13
175
Will Ferrell; Chris Cornell feat. Joy Williams
From "Anchorman: The Legend Continues", actor Will Ferrell; a Top Ten List presented by the 2013 Heisman Trophy winner, Jameis Winston; musical guests Chris Cor…
2013-12-16
176
Paul Rudd; Cristin Milioti; Alt-J
From "Anchorman: The Legend Continues", actor Paul Rudd; journalist Barbara Walters presents the Top Ten List; from "The Wolf of Wall Street", actress Cristin M…
2013-12-17
177
Ben Stiller; Shannon Eis; Brett Dennen
From "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty", actor and director Ben Stiller; holiday toy demo with Shannon Eis; musical guest Brett Dennen.
2013-12-18
178
Steve Carell; The Saint Johns
From "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues", actor Steve Carell; musical guests The Saint Johns.
2013-12-19
179
Kristen Wiig; Darlene Love
From "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues", actress Kristen Wiig; musical guest Darlene Love.
2013-12-20
Season 21 · 2014 · 118 episodes
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1
Lena Dunham; Max Greenfield; Brandy Clark
From "Girls", creator and actress Lena Dunham; from "New Girl", actor Max Greenfield; musical guest Brandy Clark.
2014-01-06
2
Joel McHale; Marv Albert; Washed Out
From "Community", actor Joel McHale; sportscaster Marv Albert; musical guests Washed Out.
2014-01-07
3
Scarlett Johansson; John Grant
From "Captain America: The Winter Solider", actress Scarlett Johansson; musical guest John Grant.
2014-01-08
4
Anderson Cooper; Bobby Moynihan; Will Hoge
TV host Anderson Cooper; from "Saturday Night Live", comedian Bobby Moynihan; musical guest Will Hoge.
2014-01-09
5
Mindy Kaling; Jeff Altman; Red Fang
From "The Mindy Project", creator and actress Mindy Kaling; stand-up comedy by Jeff Altman; musical guests Red Fang.
2014-01-10
6
Bill Cosby; Sleigh Bells
Comedy legend Bill Cosby; musical guests Sleigh Bells.
2014-01-13
7
Michael Strahan; Jennifer Nettles
From "LIVE with Kelly and Michael", co-host Michael Strahan; musical guest Jennifer Nettles.
2014-01-14
8
Kevin Hart; Mo Rocca; The Orwells
Actor and comedian Kevin Hart; from "My Grandmother’s Ravioli" and "CBS Sunday Morning", journalist Mo Rocca; musical guests The Orwells.
2014-01-15
9
Brian Williams; Rosanne Cash
New anchor Brian Williams; musical guest Rosanne Cash.
2014-01-16
10
Don Cheadle; Myq Kaplan; Roadkill Ghost Choir
From "House of Lies", actor/producer Don Cheadle; stand-up comedy by Myq Kaplan; musical guests Roadkill Ghost Choir.
2014-01-17
11
Andy Samberg; Michael B. Jordan; Ellie Goulding
From "Brooklyn Nine-Nine", actor and comedian Andy Samberg; from "That Awkward Moment", actor Michael B. Jordan; musical guest Ellie Goulding.
2014-01-21
12
Martin Scorsese; Allison Williams; Cults
From "The Wolf of Wall Street", director Martin Scorsese; from "Girls", actress Allison Williams; musical guests Cults.
2014-01-22
13
Rachel Maddow; Spike Jonze; No Age
TV host and journalist Rachel Maddow; from "Her", director and writer Spike Jonze; musical guests No Age.
2014-01-23
14
Kevin Bacon; Pat McGann; Devon Avenue
From "The Following", actor Kevin Bacon; stand-up comedy by Pat McGann; musical guests Devon Avenue.
2014-01-24
15
Louis C.K.; B.J. Ganem; Artic Monkeys
From "Louie", creator and comic Louis C.K.; Marine veteran B.J. Ganem; musical guests Artic Monkeys.
2014-01-27
16
Eric Stonestreet; Nick Goepper; Bastille
From "Modern Family", actor Eric Stonestreet; freeskier Nick Goepper; musical guests Bastille.
2014-01-28
17
Drew Brees; B.J. Novak; Against Me!
New Orleans Saints quarterback, Drew Brees; actor/author/comedian B.J. Novak; a Top Ten List presented by David Stern; musical guests Against Me!.
2014-01-29
18
Dr. Phil McGraw; Danny Koker; Dum Dum Girls
TV host Dr. Phil McGraw; from "Counting Cars", TV personality Danny Koker; musical guests Dum Dum Girls.
2014-01-30
19
Bill Murray; Eagulls
From "The Monuments Men", actor/comic Bill Murray; musical guests Eagulls.
2014-01-31
20
Will Arnett; Broken Bells
2014-02-03
21
George Clooney; Sting
2014-02-04
22
Matt Damon; Lenny Kravitz
2014-02-05
23
Patrick Stewart; The Flaming Lips
2014-02-06
24
Regis Philbin; Ms. Lauryn Hill
2014-02-07
25
Kevin Spacey, Amber Heard, a Top Ten List presented by the cast of
2014-02-17
26
Sage Kotsenburg, Kate Mara
Cole Swindell?
2014-02-18
27
Kaitlyn Farrington, Lupita Nyong'o, Little Dragon
2014-02-19
28
Keri Russell, Terry Fator
2014-02-20
29
Pauley Perrette, Jeff Caldwell, Lake Street Dive
2014-02-21
30
Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., The Fray
2014-02-24
31
Olympic Gold Medalist Ted Ligety, Kat Dennings, Lo-Fang
2014-02-25
32
Meredith Vieira, Band of Horses
2014-02-26
33
Stupid Human Tricks, Simon Helberg, Young the Giant
2014-02-27
34
Jack (Jungle) Hanna, Jake Johannsen
2014-02-28
35
Zach Braff, Sgt. Brendan Marrocco & Dr. Andrew Lee, Future Islands
2014-03-03
36
Michael Keaton, Phantogram
2014-03-04
37
Tom Selleck, Carrie Brownstein, David Nail
2014-03-05
38
Tom Brokaw, Andrew Hadlock, Bob Mould
2014-03-06
39
Mary-Louise Parker, Lenny Marcus, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
2014-03-07
40
Sen. John McCain, Little Mix
2014-03-10
41
Jason Bateman, Miles Teller, Gary Allan
2014-03-11
42
Sylvester Stallone, Theo James, Ledisi
2014-03-12
43
Bryan Cranston, Melissa Rauch, Le1f
2014-03-13
44
Bill O'Reilly, Nick Griffin, the Dough Rollers
2014-03-14
45
Jimmy Carter
2014-03-24
46
Emma Watson, Nick Offerman, a musical tribute to Johnny Cash
2014-03-25
47
Peter Dinklage, Hari Kondabolu, Sage the Gemini
2014-03-26
48
Cobie Smulders, Nick Cannon, Manchester Orchestra
2014-03-31
49
Kristin Chenoweth, Amy Schumer, Johnnyswim
2014-04-01
50
Bill Murray, Martha Stewart, Lady Gaga
2014-04-02
51
Johnny Depp, Kevin Drew
2014-04-03
52
Billy Crystal, Tony Hale, Liv Warfield
2014-04-04
53
Rob Lowe, Brooklyn Decker, London Grammar
2014-04-08
54
Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Edwards, Real Estate
2014-04-09
55
Courteney Cox, Jimmie 'J.J.' Walker, Christina Perri
2014-04-21
56
Stephen Colbert, Robin Roberts, Kelis
2014-04-22
57
Sally Field, Timothy Simons, Needtobreathe
2014-04-23
58
Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Hyland, Ray LaMontagne
2014-04-24
59
Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael J. Fox, Naughty Boy
2014-04-25
60
Joel McHale, Vera Farmiga, Aloe Blacc
2014-04-28
61
Lucy Liu, Ziggy Marley
2014-04-29
62
Kiefer Sutherland, Adam Resnick, Benjamin Booker
2014-04-30
63
Louis C.K., a performance from the Broadway cast of Rocky
2014-05-01
64
Don Rickles, Carmen Lynch, the Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger
2014-05-02
65
Shailene Woodley, Peyton Manning
2014-05-05
66
Jon Cryer, Elizabeth Olsen, Foster the People
2014-05-06
67
Mariah Carey, Rick Harrison
2014-05-07
68
James Franco, Idina Menzel, a performance by the Broadway cast of 'If/Then'
2014-05-08
69
Nathan Fillion, Tom Dreesen, Hunter Hayes
2014-05-09
70
Harry Connick Jr., Jesse Eisenberg, the Black Keys
2014-05-12
71
Jim Parsons, Julie Chen, Hozier
2014-05-13
72
Barbara Walters, Elle Fanning, Randy Houser
2014-05-14
73
Adam Sandler, Thomas Haden Church
2014-05-15
74
Lea Michele, Andy Kindler, Chromeo
2014-05-16
75
Jack Hanna, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks
2014-05-19
76
Kid scientists, Sarah Silverman, We Are Scientists
2014-05-20
77
Sgt. Kyle J. White, Judy Greer, Dierks Bentley
2014-05-21
78
Donald Trump, Indianapolis 500 winner Ryan Hunter-Reay, Elizabeth Cook
2014-06-02
79
Martin Short, John Oliver, Spanish Gold
2014-06-03
80
Anderson Cooper, Victor Espinoza, the Afghan Whigs
2014-06-04
81
Hugh Jackman, Joe List, Elvis Costello
2014-06-05
82
Kelsey Grammer, Willie Nelson
2014-06-09
83
Dave Chappelle, Laura Prepon, a Top Ten List presented by Miss USA, the Orwells
2014-06-10
84
Christopher Walken, Janelle Monae, Tatiana Maslany, Miss USA 2014
2014-06-11
85
Regis Philbin, Paul Morrissey, First Aid Kit
2014-06-12
86
Susan Sarandon, Whitney Cummings, Angel Olsen, David Sanborn
2014-06-16
87
Olivia Wilde, Shep Gordon, Empires
2014-06-17
88
Dana Carvey, Ellie Kemper, Sam Smith
2014-06-18
89
Paul Rudd, Jeff Altman, John Doe
2014-06-19
90
Adam Levine, Gen. Frank J. Grass, Broken Bells
2014-06-23
91
Melissa McCarthy, Rachelle Lefevre, Phish
2014-06-24
92
Mark Wahlberg, Ben Falcone, Hurray for the Riff Raff
2014-06-25
93
Mark Ruffalo, Former Marine Lance Cpl. William 'Kyle' Carpenter
2014-06-26
94
Halle Berry, Steve Young, War on Drugs
2014-07-07
95
Joan Rivers, Capital Cities
2014-07-08
96
Lizzy Caplan, Sleeper Agent
2014-07-09
97
Michael Douglas, Paul Morrissey, Kiesza
2014-07-10
98
Kurt Russell, Hannibal Buress, Sturgill Simpson
2014-07-14
99
Jason Segel, Liv Tyler, Trampled By Turtles
2014-07-15
100
Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder, American Authors
2014-07-16
101
Colin Firth, Tommy Johnagin, EMA
2014-07-17
102
Jeff Daniels, Norah O'Donnell, A Special Performance of 'MacArthur Park'
Dave welcomes actor Jeff Daniels, "CBS This Morning" co-anchor Norah O'Donnell, and a performance of the song "MacArthur Park" by an all-star ensemble.
2014-07-21
103
Ricky Gervais, Taylor Schilling, Eli Young Band
2014-07-22
104
Eric Stonestreet, Brody Dalle
2014-07-23
105
Staff Sgt. Ryan Pitts, Sharon Van Etten
2014-07-24
106
John C. Reilly, Rachelle Lefevre, Conor Oberst
2014-07-28
107
Chris Pratt, Rodrigo y Gabriela
2014-07-29
108
Zoe Saldana, Crash
2014-07-30
109
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Simon Amstell, David Gray
2014-07-31
110
Bruce Willis, the Gaslight Anthem
2014-08-18
111
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Novak Djokovic, Robby Johnson
2014-08-19
112
Kathy Griffin, Ken Burns, Jeremy Messersmith
2014-08-20
113
Serena Williams, Chadwick Boseman, Echo & the Bunnymen
2014-08-21
114
Michael Cera, dock diving dogs, Lyle Lovett
2014-08-25
115
Howie Mandel, EMA
2014-08-26
116
James McAvoy, Chris Russo, The Last Internationale
2014-08-27
117
Mike Myers, Bonnie McFarlane, John Fullbright
2014-08-28
118
Luke Wilson, Julie Chen, Lee Brice
2014-09-02
Season 22 · 2014 · 139 episodes
#EpisodeAir dateRuntime
1
Luke Wilson, Julie Chen, Lee Brice
2014-09-02
2
Kristen Wiig, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, The New Pornographers
2014-09-03
3
Steve Buscemi, Indy Car Season Champ, Alt-J
2014-09-04
4
Tina Fey, Moody McCarthy, Kevin Drew
2014-09-05
5
Bill Maher, Henrik Lundqvist, Spoon
2014-09-08
6
Michael Strahan, Richard Branson, Interpol
2014-09-09
7
Dr. Phil, Katharine McPhee, Death from Above 1979, Ray Benson
2014-09-10
8
Jason Bateman, Billy Eichner, Ryan Adams
2014-09-11
9
Mindy Kaling, Jake Johannsen, Maddie & Tae
2014-09-12
10
Mark Harmon, "Jungle" Jack Hanna
2014-09-22
11
Denzel Washington, Lenny Kravitz
2014-09-23
12
Kelly Ripa, Jim Gaffigan, Paloma Faith
2014-09-24
13
Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Jackson ONE
2014-09-25
14
Ted Danson, Andrew Norelli
2014-09-26
15
Neil Patrick Harris, Jamie Oliver, Aretha Franklin
2014-09-29
16
John Oliver, Maggie Q, Bleachers
2014-09-30
17
Bill O'Reilly, Cristin Milioti
2014-10-01
18
Johnny Galecki, Andre Benjamin, Delta Spirit
2014-10-02
19
Mariska Hargitay, Simon Amstell, Kandace Springs
2014-10-03
20
Aziz Ansari, Tom Dreesen
2014-10-06
21
Robert Downey Jr., Sarah Paulson, Lizzo
2014-10-07
22
Anderson Cooper, Gina Rodriguez, Hatsune Miku
2014-10-08
23
Robert Duvall, Elle Fanning, Rival Sons
2014-10-09
24
Chelsea Handler; Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele; Angaleena Presley
TV host Chelsea Handler; comics Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele; Angaleena Presley performs.
2014-10-10
25
Russell Brand, Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
2014-10-13
26
Michael Keaton, Foo Fighters
2014-10-14
27
Bill Murray, Foo Fighters
2014-10-15
28
Tom Selleck, Jenny Slate, Foo Fighters
2014-10-16
29
Jessica Chastain, Lenny Marcus, Foo Fighters
2014-10-17
30
Amy Poehler, Sen. Jeff Flake, Sen. Martin Heinrich, Mastodon, Jerry Lee Lewis
2014-10-27
31
Taylor Swift, Tom Mison
2014-10-28
32
Jim Carrey, David Tennant
2014-10-29
33
Brian Williams, Perfume Genius
2014-10-30
34
Keith Olbermann, Brian Regan, Run the Jewels
2014-10-31
35
Martin Short, Father John Misty
2014-11-03
36
Jennifer Lopez, Rob Riggle, Kimbra
2014-11-05
37
Whoopi Goldberg, Jimmy Page, Mapei
2014-11-06
38
Amy Schumer, Jeff Caldwell
2014-11-07
39
Katie Holmes, Alex Zanardi
2014-11-10
40
Steve Carell, Martha Stewart, OK Go
2014-11-11
41
Jennifer Lawrence, Boris Johnson
2014-11-12
42
Jon Stewart, Shawn Mendes
2014-11-13
43
Kristin Chenoweth; Chris Young
Actress Kristin Chenoweth; Chris Young performs.
2014-11-14
44
Jason Sudeikis, Allison Janney, Damien Rice
2014-11-17
45
Stupid Pet Tricks, Charlie Day, Hiss Golden Messenger
2014-11-18
46
Regis Philbin, Hundred Waters
2014-11-19
47
Edward Norton, Jessye Norman
2014-11-20
48
Norman Lear, TV on the Radio
2014-11-21
49
Seth Rogen, Amy Sedaris
2014-11-24
50
Emily Blunt, Adam Resnick, Wu-Tang Clan
2014-11-25
51
Jake Gyllenhaal, Dr. John P. Holdren, Nico & Vinz
2014-11-26
52
Joaquin Phoenix, Cristela Alonzo, Al Green
2014-12-08
53
Ben Stiller, Olivia Munn, LaLa Brooks
2014-12-09
54
Meryl Streep, Rebel Wilson, J. Cole
2014-12-10
55
Chris Rock, Sting
2014-12-11
56
Jamie Foxx, Robert Klein, Dan Penn
2014-12-12
57
Emma Stone Top, Marcus Mariota, Bob Seger
2014-12-15
58
New Holiday Toys, Anna Kendrick, Charli XCX
2014-12-16
59
Tom Brokaw, Will Nelson & Billy Joe Shaver
2014-12-17
60
Rosie O’Donnel,l Jeff Altman
2014-12-18
61
Jay Thomas, Josh Brolin, Darlene Love
The final Christmas episode. Jay Thomas drops by to once again tell "The best talk show story, ever", then he and David try to knock the meatball off the Christ…
2014-12-19
62
Kathy Griffin, David Oyelowo, Lera Lynn
2015-01-05
63
Ethan Hawke, Allison Williams, Parquet Courts
2015-01-06
64
Julianne Moore, Catfish & the Bottlemen
2015-01-07
65
Donald Trump, Chelsea Peretti, Foxygen
2015-01-08
66
Michael Somerville, Nicole Atkins
2015-01-09
67
Gordon Ramsay, Adam Devine, St. Paul and the Broken Bones
2015-01-12
68
Anderson Cooper, Shovels & Rope
2015-01-13
69
Amanda Peet, Ryn Weaver
2015-01-14
70
Larry David, Dan Patrick, Sleater-Kinney
2015-01-15
71
Urban Meyer, Johnny Beehner, Ella Henderson
2015-01-16
72
Louis CK, Nicolle Wallace, the Lone Bellow
2015-01-26
73
Andrew Luck, Oscar Isaac, Drenge
2015-01-27
74
Viola Davis, Ben Schwartz, Marty Stuart
2015-01-28
75
John Oliver, Mayim Bialik, Death Cab for Cutie
2015-01-29
76
Aziz Ansari, Brian Kiley, Ben Howard
2015-01-30
77
Jack Hanna, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings
2015-02-02
78
Dr. Phil McGraw, Robin Tunney, Diana Krall
2015-02-03
79
Ryan Reynolds, Dierks Bentley
2015-02-04
80
Martin Short, Bettye Lavette
2015-02-05
81
Sienna Miller, Andy Kindler, Bob Mould
2015-02-06
82
Steve Carell, Dr. Cornel West
2015-02-09
83
Courtney Love, Chris Elliott, Rhiannon Giddens
2015-02-10
84
Bill Belichick, Elisabeth Moss, Madisen Ward and the Mama Bear
2015-02-11
85
Tom Hanks, Sturgill Simpson
2015-02-12
86
Bill Hader, Pat McGann, Shakey Graves
2015-02-13
87
Matthew Perry, Adam Scott, Kishi Bashi
2015-02-16
88
Dakota Johnson, David Tochinskiy, Twin Shadow
2015-02-17
89
Will Smith, Grizfolk
2015-02-18
90
Don Cheadle, Ilana Glazer & Abbi Jacobson, Mikky Ekko
2015-02-19
91
Kid Scientists, Sean Hayes, Judah & the Lion
2015-02-20
92
Helen Mirren, the 2015 Daytona 500 winner, Steve Earle
2015-02-23
93
Matthew Broderick, Ellie Kemper, JD McPherson
2015-02-24
94
Julianna Margulies, Eric Ripert, Glass Animals
2015-02-25
95
Kevin Spacey, Lily James, Alabama Shakes
2015-03-09
96
Patricia Arquette, Will Butler
2015-03-10
97
Kelsey Grammer, Stevie Wonder
2015-03-11
98
Lena Dunham, Bobby Cannavale, Andy Kim with Kevin Drew
2015-03-12
99
Kevin Bacon, Jimmie Walker, Airborne Toxic Event
2015-03-13
100
Shailene Woodley, Dr. Cornel West, Matthew E. White
2015-03-16
101
Will Ferrell, Glen Hansard
2015-03-17
102
Norm MacDonald, Theo James
2015-03-18
103
Ben Stiller, Tove Lo
2015-03-23
104
Bill O'Reilly, Aubrey Plaza
2015-03-24
105
James Franco, Jake Johannsen, Action Bronson
2015-03-25
106
Neil Patrick Harris, Charlie Cox, the Suffers
2015-03-30
107
David Duchovny, Josh Gad, Houndmouth
2015-03-31
108
Sen. Al Franken, Billy Eichner, David Sanborn
2015-04-01
109
Kelly Ripa, Aasif Mandvi, Fat White Family
2015-04-02
110
Mike Myers, Nick Griffin, Banks
2015-04-03
111
Sarah Jessica Parker, Julie Chen, Asleep at the Wheel
2015-04-13
112
Billy Crystal, Chris Russo, Chris Stapleton
2015-04-14
113
Michael J. Fox, Iron & Wine, Ben Bridwell
2015-04-15
114
Kevin James, Tom Dreesen, Tracy Chapman
2015-04-16
115
Alec Baldwin, John Mayer
2015-04-17
116
John Travolta, Amy Schumer, the Waterboys
2015-04-20
117
Piedmont Bird Callers, Paul Rudd
2015-04-21
118
Bruce Willis, Dawes
2015-04-22
119
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Russo, Elvis Costello
2015-04-23
120
Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Isbell & Amanda Shires
2015-04-24
121
Scarlett Johansson, John Mellencamp, Todd Rundgren
2015-04-27
122
Michael Keaton, Future Islands
2015-04-28
123
Jack Hanna, John Popper
2015-04-29
124
First Lady Michelle Obama Hootie and the Blowfish
2015-04-30
125
Steve Martin, Emmylou Harris, Rodney Crowell, Amos Lee, Ralph Stanley, Mark O'Connor
2015-05-01
126
President Barack Obama, Will Ferrell, the Avett Brothers, Brandi Carlile
2015-05-04
127
Reese Witherspoon, Nathan Lane, Mumford & Sons
2015-05-05
128
Martin Short, Norah Jones
2015-05-06
129
Tina Fey, First Aid Kit
2015-05-07
130
Ray Romano, Brian Regan, Dave Matthews Band
2015-05-08
131
Howard Stern, Don Rickles
2015-05-11
132
Bill Clinton, Adam Sandler
2015-05-12
133
Julia Roberts, Paul Shaffer, Ryan Adams
2015-05-13
134
Al Pacino, George Clooney, Tom Waits
2015-05-14
135
Oprah Winfrey, Norm Macdonald
2015-05-15
136
Tom Hanks, Eddie Vedder
2015-05-18
137
Bill Murray, Bob Dylan
2015-05-19
138
The Final Late Show with David Letterman
6,028th broadcast
2015-05-20
149
Episode 149
The final episode includes surprises, memorable highlights and the last Top Ten List.
2015-05-20